Planet Zoo but I take cruelty to a new level
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 6 พ.ย. 2019
- Planet Zoo is a battle royale if you want it to be
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Visitors: "I fear no man. But that thing..."
*looks at red panda*
"It scares me."
here at 69 likes
Master Shifu
Pandas are awesome, but dangerous nevertheless
And that’s the kilian experience
Okay, I didn't want to be that kind of person, but holy shit, 5,300 likes? Thanks, may Jim Pickens bless you all.
“I figured if I had an unlimited budget I could make a good zoo”
Immediately buys a plate of blood and messes up glass placement
Exactly...hi...btw...my 6073722767...
Forget about that, he then made an "island" that violates every laws of physics
"They like him, they really like him!"
"Predation is occurring - what do you mean?"
"Oh my god! Okay he's dead."
A rollercoaster ride of emotions.
Kevin: **places red panda with lions**
Lions: **kill panda**
Kevin: **surprised Pikachu face**
would like but it's at funny weed number
Kevin: *starts a zoo*
Visitors: *chuckles* “I’m in danger”
Kevin: Does anything
Everyone else: I’m in danger
That sounds like Ralph wigum from the simpsons
I think I have a better one.
Kevin: (starts zoo)
Protestors: (start $h*t)
Me: ("accidentally" releases bears and large cats among protestors) Oops! Well, at least they won't be hungry for a while. 😈
You gotta appreciate those sims that run away from Jim Pickens, the bonobos weren't so lucky.
Kevin in charge of a zoo would lead to the visitors being eaten by the animals.
“That’s a lotta corpses.” Exactly what you want to hear going to a zoo.
Maybe Copenhagen zoo has a time machine and took notes from Kevin?
😂literally as soon as I finished reading this he said it
The animals have to get their food somehow.
“I’m having a battle royale with the animals.”
“a jobs a job”
oh god, the giraffe just dropping dead after being placed in the habitat made me cry laughing.
@@UnauthorizedRosin ??
@@UnauthorizedRosin I see you're a person of culture as well.
13:54
He was just taking a shortcut to the inevitable conclusion
@@UnauthorizedRosin what is his pfp
They aren't scared of Red Pandas in general, just that one because its Kevin's friend.
Was
Killian?
Define friend...
@@zombieslide Kilian*
Killian got shot, remember?
Aren´t we all Kevin´s friends?
As if basement cults and genocide weren’t cruel enough
Mr Pickens its an honor to meet you lol
Alvinator Jehosephat you DARE laugh at the dear Leader
That isn't cruel at all!
@@alvinatorjehosephat7777 HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO THE DEAR LEADER! YOU HAVEN'T EARNED THE RIGHT!!!
Nothing cruel about that, thats just how things should be.
Flash forward years later to Kevin's child, Shih Tzu, in therapy:
"It all started...when I was born..."
"Both my parents failed to show up"
Екатерина Гулецка so then I was raised by ocelots
I legit want to see Kevin's grown up child reacting to Kevin's videos, at least these ones
Fast*
watchoutnwo nah, flash. Like "flash back" but the opposite. "Flash forward".
"What defeats a lion?"
Negligence.
A poacher.
kevin
There was no zoom along with “my name is Kevin” I feel betrayed
at least "but" is in the title.
agree I was mildlyinfuriated
but there was
zoo
There is no zoom during 'bye for now' either :c
I pressed "j" to go back and check if I missed it, as well!
I love how it went from
„Let‘s build a normal zoo“
to
„Let‘s make a giant battle royale to find out who is the true king of the animals“
MrSnuggle that’s why I watch Kevin. hahaha.
Hakuna Matata.
It means no worries.
For the rest of your few days.
It's our problem fee.
Dead animal meat.
Hakuna matata.
Imagine going to a zoo that is free and you're like: "No, that is underpriced!"
IceCranberry my guess is that it’s because the are going “hey how are you supposed to take care of the animals if we can’t pay you”
Yee- Haw yeah
@@fried_infant895 I don't think anyone is that considerate lol
I think that´s just like the short way of saying "if it´s underpriced, a lot of people come and it becomes literally unwalkable"
There's one in my city and yes people are complaining
Kevin: puts red panda in Lions habitat
Also Kevin: No My FaVoRiTe AniMaL! GeT hiM oUt Of ThErE
I never thought I'd hear the phrase "I think I got sold a faulty giraffe."
Kevin: "If you wanna come in and protest you gotta give me 200$ and fund my shenanigans"
also Kevin: *Blizzard* *Entertainment*
That was the funniest shit ever
One reason i had to stop man it was like a bad drug glad kevin showed everyone that part lol
You mean EA
IMAXER I’m pretty sure they mean blizzard.
The worst camp camp memes ever oh yeah I was joking
Every game in 2019: “we need an battle royale
Planet zoo: “we are not going to make a battle royale”
Kevin: “Fine. I’ll do it my self”
Game: "Ok Kevin, build a zoo"
Kevin: *builds a village*
Game: "WTF Kevin?"
Kevin: "Grognak is hungry."
This made me lol irl 😆
not funny , didnt laugh
I slap chickens lies
That island actually made me cry laughing like I’m dying of my god
Lol same I lost it, he somehow made a goose in attempt to make an island
*"THEY AREN'T DANGEROUS THEY'RE ADORABLE!"*
“I’ll just get a hippo”
*Horiffic flashbacks*
“You wouldn’t have to have 2 signs like gorilla and dead gorilla, you could just say “dead gorillas”
Oh lord my sides
Me: starts video
Kevin: HeS TaKiNg My BeAr
I cannot bear it
It's UNBEARABLE! (like self promoters!)
I am a PERSON that has a long name for some reason.
Indeed my child
The Great Dear Leader Jim Pickens I am currently bear foot
Kevin: "why are you all protesting give me a chance! "
*looks over at a gorilla in a pen in a box*
Your username is perfect.
@@MyratheDunmer Thanks, that warms my heart
That Blizzard reference went largely underappreciated but i got a laugh out of it
k
Pretty sure it was well appreciated
For all that Kevin said he liked red pandas, I thought he was going to give it preferential treatment and, like, a good home just to rub it in all the other animals' faces, throw some salt into their many, many wounds, but no
Nope
Even being liked by Kevin doesn't save you from Kevin
11:14
Panda: pretty fast
Lion: Light speed activated
"I think I got sold a faulty giraffe" LMAO!
"I think this zoo was an enormous success!"
Your animals would beg to differ...
RIP Red Dead Panda
Next episode - Red Dead Panda Redemption
@@anonthe-third2367 where Kevin redeems himself for betraying his favorite animal
"It means no worries for the rest of your days"
Laughed with actual tears starting from that part, amazing Kevin, well done
It's cute of him to assume they'd even live to experience plural days...
For their entire 0 days of being alive.
Hakuna Matata.
It means no worries.
For the rest of your few days.
It's our problem fee.
Dead animal meat.
Hakuna matata.
"i thought about it for weeks and figured out where i went wrong. it was the budget." yeah, kevin. the budget is where you went wrong. and the bear that was snatched from you agrees.
Kevin: *puts red panda in an enclosure with lions
Also Kevin: my favorite animal, slain
There’s one thing I’ve never understood about games like this - why do people complain that tickets are ‘underpriced’? Like if I turned up to a theme park and it was free entry, I assure you I would NOT be complaining.
“They love him they love him!” “Predatation occurring?” *what*
"Why are they dyinn-ng?!" *doesn't put food in most of the pens*
man runs for his life with his last portions of food and things necessary to survive.
Kevin: *WhERe'S hE gOInG? He'S tAkiNG mY bEaR!*
“That’s a lot of corpses”
This could honestly describe most every video Kevin makes
8:23
There's something about not putting in too many male lions,
But I'd be *lion* if I said I cared.
*Another great pun by Kevin*
I really loved that one!!!😂🤣😂🤣
13:10 everything turned into Madagascar real quick
1:43
"I dont actually know what im doing, things are going bad really fast"
- cut to Kevin looking distraught at his physics-defying island
10:24
Kevin: That's just a small hippo! I wanted a big one!
*ROAR*
Ok yeah.
😂😂
Normal Zoo: Where humans go to view animals within safely confined enclosures
Kevin makes a zoo: Where humans go to be enclosed with animals where the front sign says "It has been 000 days since our last park incident"
1:55 "Ever since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun. I shall do the next best thing: block it out."
This is exactly what I would do as a child when I played Zoo Tycoon 2, and just like back then, the lions always win. The only difference being I gave the animals the entire zoo space and not just one pen.
As a Biologist, I can say that this is accurate
I just added this to my wishlist on steam, and then Kevin uploads like 20 minutes later. Fecking mole people living in my walls feeding Kevin personal information.
Kevin: Let me torture these poor animals
PETA: Hmmmmmmm
"I'm bout to end this man's whole career"
Not like they can do anything about it. PETA is Kevin, but in real life.
PETA feels challenged
“Hm. Not enough dog murder. Kill more dogs and cats.”
PETA: put em down boys
There was no zoom on a random thing when he said "My name is Kevin".
Unacceptable. Fix this.
"They like him! They really like him- Predation is occuring?"
They liked the way he tastes.
“I don’t know what I’m doing when playing these games”
No Kevin, you mean all games
6:59 the quarantine message really hits different now
agree
"You might pay with your life though!"
Anything to see a battle royale. Even if it is the last thing I see!
12:08 just look at the Giraffe in the back
"That's a lot of corpses." yup, that pretty much sums up all of Kevin's content.
I saw the notification for this video. I just thought:
"Aww s*it. Here we go again."
And also: just imagine seeing an elephant shagging a red panda...
You ever watch ‘Grimsby’, in my head I’ve just replaced Mark Strong with a red panda. It’s quite the mental image I tell ya
I'd pass, thanks tho.
1:45 "ok guys..."this is the very first time i've ever heard kevin call us"guys"
When Kevin thinks there are a lot of corpses, you know things are getting serious
People laugh at Kevin for this, but I can easily relate due to how stressful this game can be.
Wait. Is it? It's one of the most relaxing games I know! 😅 Seriously, building games are just for pure enjoyment.
"I think I accidentally made a village"
Hate when that happens
Nobody:
No one at all:
Kevin: why are you two fighting when I gave you a dog to kill?
🙄
the nobody things ruin the joke
Do you have Internet explorer or why do you still use this meme?
my god, I cried at the end from laughter!! But I couldn't help but smile at the lion-cub!!
"Just sitting there like a moody bastard" well damn i feel attacked.
Btw this is video like ten or something, could you please do a full christmas album? You have the voice of wonderful person even if you are not.
"If I had an unlimited budget"
That's all I needed to hear.
Kevin: my favorite animal is the red panda!
Also Kevin: *puts the red panda with the lion*
i swear, that cut to Kevin’s attempt at an island is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen. i have absolutely no idea how he did that and that makes it even better
You know Kevin? I'd enjoy an actual series about this game! I think it'd be interesting.
Shih Zoo Special Event:
Watch two gorillas rip a dog to shreds- tickets are free!
i like that Kevin always uploads in the evening. It always makes my day a little better
Kevin's upload schedule is the only stable thing in my life 🙄
So true, so true!!!
Next time on callmekevin:
The dear leader feeds christians to lions.
Aaaahhhhh feels like the Roman empire all over again. Beautiful
Then The Dear Leader shuts their hungry mouths and saves the Christians from being eaten
Only to throw them into a lake and watch them drown
Kevin: I need to make an island
*~proceeds to make a post-modern incredible eco-sculpture.*
I get the feeling Kevin is an
unappreciated genius and not even him knows about it.
Nobody:
Kevin: *Animal Battle Royale*
KilianExperience: uploads for first time in a month
kevin: i love red pandas!
Coincidence? I think not.
"Thats a lot of corpses"
- callmekevin 2019
Planet Zoo but Kevin is putting 'but' in the titles again and we love it. Edit: this was one of the best ones in a while, I love it when Kevin plays games that are focused around creating things and then seeing what happens.
Kevin: starts a zoo
*PETA has been contacted*
I got a Beyblade add before this and I had a genuine moment of wondering why Kevin’s Minecraft horse was being advertised.
Laughing before I've even clicked the video. That smile in the thumbnail is so enthusiastic for creulty.
Kevin: Why are you already protesting? At least give me a chance...
Me:.....to ruin everything
“I’m so whelmed rn”
Kevin: They just keep dropping dead.
Also Kevin: forgets to feed them.
The beginning 😂 "he's running away with my bear"
Please continue these types of videos. Your videos make my day for some time i don't have to worry about my life and genuinely laugh.
Imagine if graystillplays and call me Kevin played a co-op game together
Kevin: Where my bear?
Me: I'd be scared of Kevin too
I started laughing so much when he said “I bet a hippo could fuck him up”
0:06 I could watch that so many times
HE DID NOT ZOOM RADOMLY WHEN HE SAID "MY NAME IS KEVIN" !
THE END IS NEAR.
"Come to my zoo, ist free. You may pay with your Life tho."
Does that mean, my life is worthless?
Life has no inherent worth
@@dinolandra tell that to people who get inheritance
@@livymiso he means life itself, that is are existence is needless.
Honestly, I’d love to see Kevin do a normal play through of this. The career is pretty bizarre
6:00 : Kevin says feck except when it comes to hippos. Now he‘s serious. Thanks for the video!
Oh cool, a collaboration with Kilian Experience
Hey kevin. I stopped youtube a while ago but started again last week. Problem is I just dont know how to get noticed. Do you have any tips?
Mozza I’m no youtuber but from all the advice I’ve seen you just need to curb your expectations and keep making content, eventually you get lucky.
Try doing random acts of kindness on youtube, and then record them. People will think you're a nice person, and will be more likely to sub to you because of that.
I can’t believe you set up a literal cage match between animals with electric fences in a game about animal conservation lmaoo
Kevin playing literally any game: "how can I make this more like a prison"
The buts are back in the title!!
There was no zoom when he said "my name is Kevin" and it really made me uncomfortable
"Dude I bet a hippo could FUCK him up" was the funniest thing I have ever heard
You know it's a CallMeKevin video when it ends with "That's a lot of corpses".