I built a theme park where humans go extinct and it ended terrible

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  • @JellyBellyLuvz
    @JellyBellyLuvz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +949

    I love that people were still buying tickets to enter the park while the dinosaurs were clearly eating the customers at the entrance.

    • @gadidou9755
      @gadidou9755 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Then start running in fear IN the park xD

    • @extralyfe
      @extralyfe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      who needs the safety of their car when they can sprint right past all the burning bodies and overturned food trucks?

    • @zwenkwiel816
      @zwenkwiel816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      People in line: "Its jurrasic park, that's all just part of the show, right?
      RIGHT?!"

    • @parkerfrench7810
      @parkerfrench7810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      After working in retail and witnessing the full stupidity that human kind has to offer, I can absolutely believe that would happen in real life.

    • @thesaviorofsouls5210
      @thesaviorofsouls5210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      One hell of a thing to have on your gravestone tho...might be worth it.

  • @dinodare1605
    @dinodare1605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1807

    Kevin is a dinosaur genius! He was so quick to learn the very obscure fact that Triceratops doesn't eat meat.

    • @NerdAlert42
      @NerdAlert42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      The funny thing is: they did! They've found bones in trike stomachs, and modern herbivores like deer scavenge (deer have been documented eating human remains) and will even eat chicks they find! Lots of people will tell you that horses can't be left unattended around chicks

    • @dinodare1605
      @dinodare1605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@NerdAlert42
      What?!? The more you know!

    • @JRWIFAN
      @JRWIFAN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It took me years to realize that lol

    • @Vulpy_Fox
      @Vulpy_Fox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@NerdAlert42 wait, wasn't discovered that triceratops never existed and stuff?

    • @AT-9777
      @AT-9777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Vulpy_Fox What you mean?

  • @pagansbasin6657
    @pagansbasin6657 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4034

    Mom, Kevin’s starting a mass extinction event again!

    • @polyculeman
      @polyculeman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      What was your nexus event?
      Kevin.

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @about you if you don't have any rights because you're SELF PROMOTING, leave your link up

    • @hagrid3348
      @hagrid3348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hagrid

    • @beegod255
      @beegod255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Lil Nas X 🅥 YOOOO ITS THE REAL LIL NAS X!!1!1!😳🥵

    • @FrenchFries2
      @FrenchFries2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @卍 Savetion Epic! 卐 someone came out the womb prematurely.

  • @MINECHEZ1
    @MINECHEZ1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1860

    Kevin says he doesn’t like flexing but that high budget intro tells another story🤔

    • @notrickroll2002
      @notrickroll2002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SAVETION IS JACKSEPTICEYE'S DAD

    • @hagrid3348
      @hagrid3348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hagrid

    • @Byebyeyoutube666
      @Byebyeyoutube666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      countryball and satw?

    • @gaugekiefer2857
      @gaugekiefer2857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@notrickroll2002 no

    • @atmywhitson
      @atmywhitson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Right?! Typical 乁( ⁰͡ Ĺ̯ ⁰͡ ) ㄏ

  • @CalSuperman
    @CalSuperman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1136

    Kevin: Knows the difference between herbivores and carnivores
    Also Kevin: Puts a Triceratops in a Raptor pen "Hope they don't hate each other!"

    • @Potatoe-f6u
      @Potatoe-f6u 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      He seemed to be under the impression that triceratops were carnivores.

    • @Byebyeyoutube666
      @Byebyeyoutube666 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ccountryball and satw?

    • @raysacnewton6698
      @raysacnewton6698 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Call Me Kevin please upload more muck videos

    • @FluffyDragon
      @FluffyDragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Potatoe-f6u I mean, considering how it ended.. .. yeah, they seem like they're opportunistic to take what they can get

    • @KatzeKriegerin
      @KatzeKriegerin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Maga Land Bros well... no one said he knew what was or wasn't an herbivore or carnivore.

  • @Peshy_
    @Peshy_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +656

    Me, my wife, and our 6 kids went to “this is unatur” for our family holiday and when we left there was me and 2 kids. The dinosaurs ate my wife and 4 of my kids, luckily they all had life insurance so I’m now rolling in money. 10/10 would recommend

    • @hagrid3348
      @hagrid3348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hagrid.

    • @Tricks_99
      @Tricks_99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      How come I wasn't invited ☹

    • @syntheacrete3957
      @syntheacrete3957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Who doesn't love guilt-free life insurance fraud with built-in corpse disposal? 😁

    • @dylannecros3636
      @dylannecros3636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Tricks_99 because he didn't have life insurance on you.

    • @Tricks_99
      @Tricks_99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dylannecros3636 dammit

  • @theorybreathing9684
    @theorybreathing9684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1073

    “I made a dinosaur park that made humans go extinct instead” Kevin. Please. Jim has already wiped out 1/3 of earths population. Please don’t speed it up

    • @hagrid3348
      @hagrid3348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hagrid.

    • @Wanderlust2430
      @Wanderlust2430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      1/3? You know what we call that? ROOKIE NUMBERS.

    • @carsonhaddad2348
      @carsonhaddad2348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Savetion. wow dude you so funny haha making fun of a dead person you always make the squad laugh ☠️☠️☠️

    • @buranflakes
      @buranflakes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Kevin serves Jim and he must carry out his will (by killing everyone)

    • @Byebyeyoutube666
      @Byebyeyoutube666 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      countryball and satw?

  • @defaultdefault2253
    @defaultdefault2253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +663

    “natur” is actually german and means nature. So “unnatur” can mean “unnatürlich“ in german and “unnatural” in English. So it makes sense

    • @yespls6260
      @yespls6260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      That's what I was thinking. I'm not fluent in German or anything but took it in school and know that much at least

    • @DeMatzen
      @DeMatzen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Also tired means "gerädert" which is just tire-d, so German was faster with the pun!

    • @Tricks_99
      @Tricks_99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's interesting!

    • @Xannah
      @Xannah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Unnatur isn't a word. Like a german teacher would punch you if you use it. It sounds funny tho like "not-nature". (Or are you from bayern xD

    • @FUCKINGRI0T
      @FUCKINGRI0T 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Stimmt, nettes pb

  • @christophermacdonald4247
    @christophermacdonald4247 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I’m so glad such a huge influencer like Kevin could help out a struggling director like Spielberg and throw him the intro. That’s really big of you Kev.

  • @KoKosyoutubechannel
    @KoKosyoutubechannel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +772

    Kevin didn’t start the video with “Hey there friends” and I feel odd

    • @hagrid3348
      @hagrid3348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Hagrid .

    • @kaiserwilhelmii5393
      @kaiserwilhelmii5393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Clearly its a secret message

    • @kamimizuumi
      @kamimizuumi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@hagrid3348 i agree

    • @hagrid3348
      @hagrid3348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kamimizuumi subscribe to hagrid

    • @jasmin12401
      @jasmin12401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That’s what felt off

  • @shinysnivy6604
    @shinysnivy6604 3 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    Kevin's dino park is a perfectly save place and is great fun for the entire family, he DOES NOT have me locked up in his basement and he ISN'T forcing me to write this with a gun next to my head.

    • @jennifercrandon7942
      @jennifercrandon7942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Do you need help? Lol

    • @shinysnivy6604
      @shinysnivy6604 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@jennifercrandon7942 wh(Y) would I n(E)ed help from (S)omeone.

    • @julianfitter832
      @julianfitter832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      *Jim Pickens will be monitoring your behavior*

    • @Trolledoxd
      @Trolledoxd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Lil Nas X 🅥 Bruh

    • @TheMagicPinecone
      @TheMagicPinecone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @Lil Nas X 🅥 is a "V" in a black circle supposed to trick people into thinking you're official? I'd hope most folk would tell the difference between a checkmark and the letter "V" 😅😅

  • @AB-dl1iv
    @AB-dl1iv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +701

    "There could be a dinosaur king"...... me: flashbacks to a great period of childhood.

    • @rejechumanity3369
      @rejechumanity3369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      OMG you just made me remember dinosaur king

    • @paulwilliams1731
      @paulwilliams1731 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      DINOSAUR KING IS WHAT YOU WANNA BE, YEAH 🦕

    • @themanwithaplan4286
      @themanwithaplan4286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That show was my childhood 😌

    • @cultured_recruit_legionary
      @cultured_recruit_legionary 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I have still the Dinosaur King nintendo game I managed to complete it.

    • @ZeldaAndIkeLove
      @ZeldaAndIkeLove 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      DINOSAUR KING IS YOUR DESTINY YAAA

  • @Xaychedelic
    @Xaychedelic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +555

    i see Kevin making good use of his newly bought tin whistle to make that top quality intro. What a grand lad.

    • @tadesubaru1383
      @tadesubaru1383 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He truly is a great TH-camr

    • @westimated
      @westimated 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @卍 Savetion Epic! 卐 so funny i fucking pissed myself. yet nobody cares

    • @hagrid3348
      @hagrid3348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hagrid.

    • @hagrid3348
      @hagrid3348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hagrid .

    • @nilexianpersonal
      @nilexianpersonal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@hagrid3348 Hagrid.

  • @Sardatfk
    @Sardatfk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    I like how he didn't have a single donation box so literally noone who came to his park could pay money they wanted to pay to see the dinosaurs. lol

    • @adamlauer1096
      @adamlauer1096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I haven't seen anyone comment this but if you can go back in time why wouldn't you just get a actual dinosaur or an egg.. like why go back to get a skull?

    • @Scourge728
      @Scourge728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@adamlauer1096 because kidnapping dinosaurs could mess up the future much more easily than dead dinosaurs

  • @elli3352
    @elli3352 3 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    Kevin should play a Dora the explorer game to prepare for his move to Spain.

  • @mckenziecolson7461
    @mckenziecolson7461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Kevin staring awkwardly in the scene of jurassic park killed me

  • @zaneweingartner3502
    @zaneweingartner3502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    "You want a mate... I understand."
    - Kevin 2021

  • @LegoEagle2422
    @LegoEagle2422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    I can’t believe I laughed audibly at the tire joke

    • @Gooner333333333
      @Gooner333333333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lockdown be doing that to you

    • @Laura-ql4mg
      @Laura-ql4mg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Me too! I was already laughing at the intro and then that joke happened 😆

    • @vega_highwell
      @vega_highwell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Me too! I rolled laughing hysterically, which got my husband's attention... Long story short, we watched the video together :)

  • @hsofz
    @hsofz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    "not like Dwayne Johnson" and showing Jason pic... priceless

  • @neonbunnies9596
    @neonbunnies9596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Kevin, why didn't you say "hey, there friends"? Please, I've developed a Pavlovian response to it. We all need it

    • @rafaelalodio5116
      @rafaelalodio5116 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Pavlovian? More like bore ragnarok

  • @robinbatchelor4298
    @robinbatchelor4298 3 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    I remember playing Zoo Tycoon when I was younger and just letting the dinosaurs out. I was an interesting child.

    • @hagrid3348
      @hagrid3348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hagrid

    • @spacesheep_
      @spacesheep_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      fuck bots / same though lmao

    • @anaionescu8913
      @anaionescu8913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      When I was a kid, my cousin had this game where you had to build a dinosaur park and you could mix dinosaurs to make impossible breeds, but the catch was that you were playing as a male velociraptor trying to pay back a loan from your estranged wife by making a profit with your park and if you couldn't pay it back in time, your wife would kill you

    • @neonbunnies9596
      @neonbunnies9596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@anaionescu8913 do you have the name of that game? Kevin needs to play it next

    • @anaionescu8913
      @anaionescu8913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@neonbunnies9596 I did some more research because my original comment was based on what I remembered from when I was 6 and didn't know English yet. There's no loan raptor wife, just a few cinematic clips of a T-Rex going berserk trying to eat a pig. The game is called "Dino Island"

  • @yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461
    @yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    "I made a dinossaur park that made humans extinc instead"
    Kevin did humanity a favor tbh

    • @polyculeman
      @polyculeman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Uno reverse

    • @hagrid3348
      @hagrid3348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hagrid

    • @notrickroll2002
      @notrickroll2002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @卍 Savetion Epic! 卐 SAVETION IS A CHILD PREDATOR, LMAO! IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I'M RIGHT

    • @felixkalenskyy93
      @felixkalenskyy93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      What the hell is going on in these replies

    • @spacesheep_
      @spacesheep_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      look at all those bots

  • @toritoruuu
    @toritoruuu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Kevin: I'm in the process of moving
    Also Kevin: *stands still*

    • @heartysquid
      @heartysquid 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, which is it Kevin

  • @gizzmo9744
    @gizzmo9744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    21:56 I love the two people who just payed 5 bucks to enter the park with people screaming as they burn and/or get eaten...

  • @rodolfosantos9047
    @rodolfosantos9047 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    I want for, while Kevin is moving, with that as an excuse, for the camera shot to get worse every day, to the point where it becomes something stupid, with the shot only capturing the forehead, the hair or the shoulder.

  • @emptyFanatics
    @emptyFanatics 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Kevin and dinosaurs make me so happy! the chaos is so satisfying!!!

  • @kerber6
    @kerber6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Kevin… you laugh about naming a science building “science yielding” yet where I work at university the building is named “scrivener building 1.”

  • @arenomusic
    @arenomusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:06 I would absolutely buy hot dogs made from dinosaur meat if the company marketed them with "We can make them go extinct! Again!"

  • @yungsquirrel
    @yungsquirrel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    0:39 Don’t be silly, kevin. You’re flattering from all angles

  • @yourpsychicfriendfredbear
    @yourpsychicfriendfredbear 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I was expecting “science building” to bring up trauma from the Codenames stream.
    “IF YOU CALL OBSERVATORIES ‘SCIENCE TOWERS’-”

    • @UnknownPerson-vq6xm
      @UnknownPerson-vq6xm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @UCyGxiu4mlF0gh2CR0x7E6VA shut up

    • @hagrid3348
      @hagrid3348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hagrid.

    • @ipetturtles265
      @ipetturtles265 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @卍 Savetion Epic! 卐 what type of joy do you get out of making others upset?

  • @neonbunnies9596
    @neonbunnies9596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    21:38 That guy on fire looking at the tree, while dinosaurs rampage around him: *This is fine*

  • @jeremy5602
    @jeremy5602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I like how right at the end as the dinosaurs are flailing people around in their mouths next to the entrance, those 2 people came walking up, paid the entrance fee, started panicking, and proceeded to run _into_ the park

    • @sheepgoat3843
      @sheepgoat3843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe the dinosaurs were warning them?

  • @Super_Panda_BS
    @Super_Panda_BS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Fun animal fact: If you shave a guinea pig, it looks like a baby hippo.

    • @intensestare5027
      @intensestare5027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      they look more like obese mice but yea i can see it

    • @plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009
      @plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      If you shave a giraffe, the security staff of the zoo will get tou arested

    • @sinifexxephinis4310
      @sinifexxephinis4310 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They are called skinny pigs, they are naked guinea pigs that don't have hair.

    • @Erhannis
      @Erhannis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's kindof a cursed animal fact

    • @horrorislander
      @horrorislander 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'd rather cover a hippo in hair and pass it off as a rather large guinea pig, TBH.

  • @big_bad_raj
    @big_bad_raj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Ironically this is the most humane theme park he's made yet

    • @hagrid3348
      @hagrid3348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hagrid

    • @notrickroll2002
      @notrickroll2002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @卍 Savetion Epic! 卐 SAVETION IS A CHILD PREDATOR LMAO

    • @theanonymousone1698
      @theanonymousone1698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Normal people reading this: "ah so that means it is a really good park" kevin fans reading this: "that doesnt say anything"

    • @neonbunnies9596
      @neonbunnies9596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The meat puddles after being on Kevin's ultimate g-force rollercoasters: Bruh

  • @managainsttime-g7v
    @managainsttime-g7v 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I could literally watch you play any game. You are one of the very few youtubers I always enjoy and who genuinely makes me laugh.

  • @electricspider2267
    @electricspider2267 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Weed doesnt make me sleepy. It's like the total opposite for me. It suppresses my appetite, makes me wide awake, makes me super focused. It does make me happy tho.

  • @crumblestiltsckin510
    @crumblestiltsckin510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Kevin finally used his green screen. The world is gonna end!

  • @eaglescout1984
    @eaglescout1984 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hammond: "I've spared no expense."
    Kevin: "Fences are expensive! I'm just going to buy the waist high wooden fence and using the savings to buy the really dangerous dinosaurs."

  • @kazooturtle
    @kazooturtle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +535

    Day 51 of asking Kevin to play Disney Princess: Enchanted Journey.

    • @billdance3710
      @billdance3710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Listen to your fans Kevin.

    • @HappyDaysMel
      @HappyDaysMel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This comment is highly underrated

    • @Souljunkie1314
      @Souljunkie1314 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeeeee

    • @kazooturtle
      @kazooturtle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@billdance3710 He'll succumb eventually.

    • @evelyntheidiot6
      @evelyntheidiot6 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      thank you Mari I agree

  • @Animesh_Raj
    @Animesh_Raj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "Mom Dad can we go to *THIS IS UNNATUR* pleeeease?"

    • @hagrid3348
      @hagrid3348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hagrid.

    • @Animesh_Raj
      @Animesh_Raj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hagrid3348 Hi Hagrid

    • @hagrid3348
      @hagrid3348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Animesh_Raj subscribe to hagrid

  • @Slacker420
    @Slacker420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love how at the end there were two people who paid and immediately started running in terror like there was a wall by the entrance blocking the view. Then they saw them…

  • @quilldaprice9898
    @quilldaprice9898 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:42 "Not like Dwayne Johnson"
    *shows picture of Ryan Gosling*

  • @beanface7408
    @beanface7408 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    "Stegeborus, more like"
    Kevin, why did you say that? You know what I'm forced to do. I don't want to do it. You forced me.
    *Stegesaurous? More like Stegeborus Ragnarok*

    • @craftterry9596
      @craftterry9596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i was looking for this comment lmao

  • @SacredGrovian
    @SacredGrovian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Spent 7 hours in the ER cuz I stepped on a sewing needle and the whole fuckinf thing went deep into my food, thanks for making my day less horrible!

  • @mrjakeisnumber2
    @mrjakeisnumber2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "If you have employees, why would you do it yourself?"
    -CallMeKevin, former small business owner

  • @MsMoonDragoon
    @MsMoonDragoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Nobodys talking about how kevin apparently didn't know what a triceratops was....?

    • @bronzejourney5784
      @bronzejourney5784 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why do you even know what a triceratops is?

  • @aligibbs2884
    @aligibbs2884 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Imagine if Kevin got his hands on the Infinity Gauntlet… Even Thanos would be scared

  • @iheartPedro
    @iheartPedro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "Mom?can we get Jurassic Park?"
    "No honey we have Jurrasic Park at home."
    The Jurrasic Park at home:

  • @ethandylann
    @ethandylann 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Ok I'm starting this...
    Day 1 of asking Kevin to make another baking bad
    Let's be honest, all of us want that

  • @shadowflamez_revenge9156
    @shadowflamez_revenge9156 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    14:00 If I was sick and Kevin came up and started doing magic tricks I would be very happy

  • @snoofsnambag3505
    @snoofsnambag3505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Is no one going to talk about the "Let's go back in time!" *Starts playing Keyboard Cat, 2007*

  • @mesabzu
    @mesabzu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “What’s this? Eternal happiness? No! I want dinosaur!” - Kevin 2021

  • @Rieszs
    @Rieszs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The intro was GOLDEN. I don't know if I'm just tired because I'm coming home from work, but it made me laugh so hard

  • @chickennugget6521
    @chickennugget6521 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    this game : exists
    Kevin : so I pulled the biggest uno reverse in the history of uno reverse cards👁👄👁

  • @sheepgoat3843
    @sheepgoat3843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Kevin what have you done, now the dinosaurs will imprison all of us and make Human Park
    Except for Jim he will rule them

  • @anton0425
    @anton0425 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I feel embaressed that i started laughing from that tire joke and then he cuts to him losing all subs that was POGGERS

  • @perkon_
    @perkon_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I'm so glad you are showcasing Parkasaurus!! It's such a good indie game!

  • @ManicMama.
    @ManicMama. 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That was absolute chaos towards the end 😂 the way that dinosaur just tossed the food truck in the air really got me lol

    • @SylviaRustyFae
      @SylviaRustyFae หลายเดือนก่อน

      Its truly hilarious how the dinos n guests/booths interact when even a single fence gets broken xD
      I recently got the game for myself n found out that when dinos are on the loose but ya stillve things to attract ppl; theyll show up to the doors, catch fire spontaneously, start panickin; and then they just patiently queue in the line whilst on fire like a british chap xD
      Once they get in the park tho they continue to panic; which i find extra hilarious bcuz Josh from Lets Game It Out joked that the ppl pay to enter his park so they can roleplay like theyre at jurassic park xD

  • @hugannoy4751
    @hugannoy4751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The dude at the end saw dinos eating humans... people on fire and still paid to get in 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

  • @GreyFireClover
    @GreyFireClover 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Shoutouts to the people at the end still buying tickets to get in and panicking the moment they got in

  • @jamesquinn4185
    @jamesquinn4185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    That recorder in the intro reminded me of the Harry Potter rp, God I miss seven tails…

    • @hagrid3348
      @hagrid3348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hagrid

    • @Silentz_Nate
      @Silentz_Nate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Same. Legends say that he is still out there learning the piano.....

    • @jamesquinn4185
      @jamesquinn4185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@hagrid3348 what a thought provoking and well written comment.

    • @hagrid3348
      @hagrid3348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jamesquinn4185 subscribe to hagrid for great content

    • @jamesquinn4185
      @jamesquinn4185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@hagrid3348 of course father

  • @PlokgiH
    @PlokgiH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The two people at the end are great, they can see the chaos going on inside and yet they calmly walk up to the booth, pay the admission, walk into the park and instantly start running around in terror with everyone else

  • @joTheBonas
    @joTheBonas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Shoutout to your editor(s), their so goooood

  • @shadowflamez_revenge9156
    @shadowflamez_revenge9156 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    19:11 The Guard Kevin Hired earlier just starts tranquilizing everyone including the guests and staff

    • @SylviaRustyFae
      @SylviaRustyFae หลายเดือนก่อน

      Low ability but high speed guards have horrible aim in this game; and its hilarious how they just tpose random ppl whilst missin the broad side of a brontosaurus xD

  • @UtopssAKAPJ
    @UtopssAKAPJ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    That intro is awesome, I want to see that Jurassic Park movie the Kevin Edition :)

  • @mimthyss
    @mimthyss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Let's go early gang, always happy to see an upload kevin

  • @rayterroble4249
    @rayterroble4249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I love Kevin's kid voice sound

  • @Xannah
    @Xannah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "I don't think anyone would be fit for this job."
    Actually I think even a 4-year old would run this park better they at least know triceratops don't eat meat xD

  • @PlutopianSociety
    @PlutopianSociety 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "I don't think this bridge works..."
    *Moves the bridge so that it connects inside the enclosure with outside the enclosure*

  • @TheNickjhaight
    @TheNickjhaight ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lmao damn it Kevin. Always kills me with his silly puns. Alright, now I'm going to enjoy the remaining 21 minutes of the video.

  • @mr.dikovitch5524
    @mr.dikovitch5524 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I just love the flute in the beginning

  • @a.j.bussman8170
    @a.j.bussman8170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love the new customers coming into the park despite seeing loose dinosaurs killing people. Then as soon as they open the gate they start flayling their arms and screaming.

  • @12341170
    @12341170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Well it's confirmed now,Kevin is a certified Dinosaur rights advocate.....He delivers justice to all the dead dinosaurs by killing humans

  • @juliannepetty5134
    @juliannepetty5134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Stegosaurus? More like Stego-bore Ragnarok.

  • @cawareyoudoin7379
    @cawareyoudoin7379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "he's the problem I think, he's really aggressive"
    Five minutes earlier: "I don't want another herbivore, they're boring!"
    Kevin... Kevin... Do you understand what these terms even mean?
    VELOCIRAPTOR IS CARNIVORE. HE ATTACK OTHER DINOS. HERBIVORES CARNIVORES NOT GOOD KEEP TOGETHER.

    • @Ghost-ql6tn
      @Ghost-ql6tn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's... That's kind of the point

  • @jonathanjoestarsmainhoe5604
    @jonathanjoestarsmainhoe5604 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thanks for always being here to make my day Kevin. Times have been tough. So this cheers me up. Thank you Kevin

  • @haksikard4602
    @haksikard4602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The editing has been improving with every video and I love that

  • @TheNickjhaight
    @TheNickjhaight ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I always enjoy Kevin's videos but this one in particular had me laughing the entire time.

  • @callmeturg
    @callmeturg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Day 127 of thanking kevin for getting me through quarantine/everyday life

  • @Twistybum
    @Twistybum 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love it how at the end more people can see the loose Dinos at the entrance and goes in screaming anyway. Good job Humans. Good job.

  • @gargamel679
    @gargamel679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Can we appreciate how much Kevin had to pay for that high budget intro

  • @sandronecromancer
    @sandronecromancer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Not like Dwayne Johnson" *Jason Statham's pic shows up*
    Love it

  • @RedRaven417
    @RedRaven417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Oh how I wish Kevin found the first person feature where you can walk around and tranquilize the dinosaurs yourself lol. Still loved the video.

  • @BarokaiRein
    @BarokaiRein 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ''Have you learned nothing from going extinct?''
    is one of my favourite quotes now.

  • @felixkalenskyy93
    @felixkalenskyy93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Thought Kevin was gonna play Jurassic park evolution again, but this is way better!

  • @C0zm0deus
    @C0zm0deus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Weiner size? Well, that's a bit personal." Thanks again, Kevin, for your unstoppable humour.

  • @The_Wallflower
    @The_Wallflower 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Kevin: *Complains about how he can only buy herbivores
    Also Kevin: You do eat meat, right?

  • @Kilimunjaro153
    @Kilimunjaro153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:16 Sims 3 Jim Pickens isn't real, he can't hurt you...

  • @udidnthavetopisssohard
    @udidnthavetopisssohard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Kevin should have called the park "The 6th Extinction"

  • @theotherVLF
    @theotherVLF 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These are my favorite interpretation of dinosaurs, because I've always imagined them running around with a derpy look on their face.

  • @zan_uhh_zan
    @zan_uhh_zan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    ''We can make them go extinct, AGAIN''
    Love you Kevin

  • @jasmin12401
    @jasmin12401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kevin: knows that herbivores are the boring ones
    Also Kevin: feeds the herbivores meat

  • @SevenEllen
    @SevenEllen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    0:08 Wow, Jurassic World's graphics have really improved.

  • @leahbobeaa
    @leahbobeaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kevin really tried to recreate Pompeii in the first minute 30 seconds, a record even for him

  • @thecollector6584
    @thecollector6584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    If only Kevin knew he was the Park to my Jurassic heart…

  • @CJCroen1393
    @CJCroen1393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I tried to force feed Triceratops meat and their vegetarians!"
    Fun fact: There are some paleontologists who think Triceratops may have occasionally supplemented its diet with meat!

  • @Shanetor
    @Shanetor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Ah yes, the intro is just Kevin practising his new tin whistle he bought during the livestream

  • @Ghost-ql6tn
    @Ghost-ql6tn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "He was born angry"
    He's reached his teenage years early, bless him

  • @jare3459
    @jare3459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Jim talking like Ned make sense for a lot reasons to bad their morality so different or the Sims be a better place hen 8 people trap in a basement making hats

  • @KuueenKumi
    @KuueenKumi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Also, just wanted to say, Kevin, I appreciate that you continue to post as you go through moving. It's stressful, I've moved about 14 times in my life, it's the worst. So thanks so much for your hard work.