The Pettiest Kings and Queens In History

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  • Kings and queens wield a lot of power - and sometimes, they let that power go to their heads. Just look at the petty figures of historical royalty who started wars over minor slights, or publicly snubbed people for upsetting them. Queen Victoria ignored her daughter Beatrice for months after Beatrice said she wanted to get married, and the Queen Mother was so angry at Wallis Simpson that she pretended the divorcee dating her son didn't exist. One king put a mouse on trial, while another ordered his soldiers to whip the sea when his bridge collapsed.
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  • @lupeflores9093
    @lupeflores9093 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    “The water would never recover” is probably my favorite line now

  • @sonderbass
    @sonderbass 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +629

    I read this as “prettiest” kings and queens in history 😂

    • @-Thauma-
      @-Thauma- 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      So did I 😆

    • @AnotherPaulShin
      @AnotherPaulShin 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Same!

    • @ILikedGooglePlus
      @ILikedGooglePlus 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      I was really excited for Prettiest Rulers!

    • @donnazentek2573
      @donnazentek2573 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Me too!

    • @--Snowy--
      @--Snowy-- 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Same ☺️

  • @BlackGaymer-D
    @BlackGaymer-D 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    The rat on trial is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard lmao

    • @-xxMelissaxx-
      @-xxMelissaxx- 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      So is the thought of a tiny rat sized gallows lmao 😂

  • @JBowman-ps2ri
    @JBowman-ps2ri 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

    "The Water Never Recovered"...Even after Centuries of Therapy😂😂😂 my Favorite Narrator🔥

  • @ladyv5655
    @ladyv5655 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

    Edward II was petty, however, his wife, Isabella avenged herself by encouraging uprisings against him, having his lovers and allies killed and ultimately, got him deposed and put her son, Edward III, on the throne before having her husband killed.

    • @madelinetracy3847
      @madelinetracy3847 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Game, set, and match: Isabella. 😮

  • @carapowers8987
    @carapowers8987 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

    You seriously undersold what a bad bitch Isabella was. She got her revenge in spades. Honestly, you should just do an entire video about how bonkers the relationship between Edward II and Isabella was.

    • @bexd1384
      @bexd1384 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      You should do it.

  • @Briknoll93
    @Briknoll93 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +90

    If I were ever trapped somewhere and they said I could only have 3 TH-cam channels to watch for the rest of my life weird history would undoubtedly be one. I really love this channel.

    • @LiviaPaws
      @LiviaPaws 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      So true!!!

  • @chrmag11
    @chrmag11 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Weird History saying “spill the tea” and “ ok queen” was not on my 2023 Bingo Card but I love it 😂🤠

  • @bunnygirl2448
    @bunnygirl2448 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    I think award for most petty has to go to the guy who waited a whole year to get revenge on someone who broke his vase

  • @aquaDo156
    @aquaDo156 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    Seeing that "Babar" elephant REALLY brought back huge nostalgia. Thank you @Weirdhistory I know wat to watch to feel like a kid again 👍🏿

  • @lucianobitr
    @lucianobitr 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    So the Karen thing has been around for a while it seems

    • @UnchainedAmerica
      @UnchainedAmerica 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Been around since the wheel was invented

  • @pyttipanna
    @pyttipanna 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    The portrait of Philip IV shown at 8:46 is of the Spanish king, not the French. 400 years difference

  • @NASCARFAN93100
    @NASCARFAN93100 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Another great vid by Weird History
    PS: PLEASE! Give Us An Update On Season 4 Of The Timeline Series

  • @sea_triscuit7980
    @sea_triscuit7980 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    I can just imagine a Wes Anderson film with Peter The Third prosecuting the rat haha

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Dude slapped a lake. Bawler.

  • @lp-xl9ld
    @lp-xl9ld 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

    I thought you were going to say that James VI declared that his new wife WAS the witch

    • @ladymacbethofmtensk896
      @ladymacbethofmtensk896 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      She never turned him into a newt.

    • @ingridfong-daley5899
      @ingridfong-daley5899 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      She DID! But he got better.@@ladymacbethofmtensk896

    • @ladyv5655
      @ladyv5655 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      James was well known for preferring young, attractive male "companions", over his wife.

  • @antoniomoreira5921
    @antoniomoreira5921 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    Not sure it's the right niche but if anyone's fixated with the history of European nobility (especially Medieval) I strongly recommend Shwerpunkt

  • @baliyae
    @baliyae 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

    Catherine the Great was petty too. She was like, “Screw it, my husband is an idiot. I’m running Russia myself. I’ll show Peter who’s Great around here!”

    • @edwardleemiller-eo8jp
      @edwardleemiller-eo8jp 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I wouldn’t call that “petty” any more so than calling the United States petty for overthrowing British rule.
      Peter was a world class idiot and a man-child of Pee Wee Herman proportions…if Catharine didn’t do it, someone else would. She just made sure to secure her place in history.

    • @squeaky206
      @squeaky206 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      To be fair, her husband wasn't much better than her.

    • @baliyae
      @baliyae 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@squeaky206He was *still* an idiot, though.

  • @bunnygirl2448
    @bunnygirl2448 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Well you can’t really call Queen Caroline petty for dying soon after her husbands coronation to make him look bad. She had actually been suffering from cancer for sometime, and that’s what actually killed her. So a guy that locks his cancer stricken wife out of his coronation deserves to look bad. It’s not like her death came out of the blue.

  • @user-gi8pk9uc7q
    @user-gi8pk9uc7q 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Hanging a rat for treason is just about the weirdest thing I have ever heard that a royal did!

  • @LiviaPaws
    @LiviaPaws 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I absolutely love the dude that narrates these. So freaking funny!! 😂😂😂

  • @nomadv7860
    @nomadv7860 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    Who wrote this episode, every joke had me dying 😂

  • @J.A.Smith2397
    @J.A.Smith2397 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Love your narration

  • @phillygreekfeet
    @phillygreekfeet 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Peter III was probably just a hilarious person...

  • @stacyw607
    @stacyw607 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I love how you say Weird History ❤

  • @marqetteliz
    @marqetteliz 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    This was one of your best ones recently

  • @joykoski7111
    @joykoski7111 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    When I first clicked on this I read the title as THE PRETTIEST KINGS AND QUEENS OF HISTORY 🤣This was good too. I remember reading somewhere that Queen Victoria fuelled a rumour about one of her ladies , Lady Flora Hastings, that the unwed lady was pregnant. Turned out that the chaste woman died of some type of abdominal cancer. Queen Victoria had to apologize to the family and try to repair the deceased s reputation.

    • @thegreencat9947
      @thegreencat9947 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      We must all keep our emotions and thoughts to ourselves. Unless were really happy.😁👍

  • @georgianagheorghe8848
    @georgianagheorghe8848 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    All of them were savage since most royals were mad.

  • @floramew
    @floramew 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    You say that line about Victorians being petty as if that's a surprise... I thought it was iconic of the time, lmao

  • @bmet102
    @bmet102 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Victoria was also so petty that she blamed one of her sons for her husband's death so she posed in the front of his wedding photo staring mournfully at a painting of her dead husband.

  • @kirbster1005
    @kirbster1005 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    On the one hand where's Henry 8th? On the other, he needs an entire video to himself 🤣

  • @Bowie_E
    @Bowie_E 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    "They just narrowly missed a Frozen..." Why did I laugh so hard 😂

  • @Rjeda30
    @Rjeda30 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Imagine being so powerful you have the stones to have your army beat up water!

  • @lexigrimhaive
    @lexigrimhaive 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Pretty good video. However, the entry on Peter III isn’t quite right. The whole “playing with toy soldiers and executing a rat” is absolutely accurate. But it happened while Peter was still the heir, not the emperor. And it wasn’t for many more years, until he and Catherine were the emperor and empress, that she had him offed.
    @6:10 This is not Peter III. This is Alexei Grigoryevich Orlov-Chesmensky.
    @6:44 I’m pretty sure this is also not Peter III.
    @6:50 This is Empress Elizabeth Petrovna Romanova, not Empress Catherine the Great.
    @8:37 This is King Philip IV of Spain, not France. They lived several hundred years apart.
    @8:26 This is not King Edward II. It is King George II of England. They also lived several hundred years apart.

  • @stephaniehoyland4901
    @stephaniehoyland4901 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Catherine the Great enters husband's room finding him having a trial for rat and making a miniature Gallows to hang it
    Catherine " okaaaaayyy, I'll just take care of the country while you do this"

  • @boohankins2993
    @boohankins2993 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Another enjoyable video! Rumer that William the Conquerer when he was still Duke Of Normady cut the feet and hands off 50 men because they called him a bastard

  • @patdonnelly9392
    @patdonnelly9392 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Seems the portraits of the people showed them all with flowing locks, and perfect skin, even the men! I guess Photoshop's been around a lot longer than we thought!

  • @btetschner
    @btetschner 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    2:56 I remember the South Park episode "Chef Aid" when Johnny Cochran is hired because he never loses a case.
    In the episode, he uses "the Chewbacca Defense, a technique so advanced nobody understands it." (South Park Studios)

  • @janayarroyo22
    @janayarroyo22 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This was Amazingly Weird ❤

  • @videogamevalley7523
    @videogamevalley7523 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    …..like the song says…….”People are People so what should it be”….

  • @tremorsfan
    @tremorsfan 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    It's also said that Xerxes had shackles thrown into the ocean and have it branded with a poker.

  • @MariaMartinez-researcher
    @MariaMartinez-researcher 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    00:23. Mmm. Is pettiness a basic instinct, or a *base* instinct?
    "A subconscious urge, behavior, or intuition directed by primeval, animalistic, self-serving, or ignoble motivations." (From thefreedictionary)
    9:33. You should google what Queen Isabella did to him afterwards. The promise she made to the dying Longshanks was fulfilled with a vengeance.

  • @deborahdelacruz4136
    @deborahdelacruz4136 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The most savage one for me was the queen whi denied her child because looks 😢

  • @wolfcat1998
    @wolfcat1998 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "She gave birth to a shark." Thanks, I hadn't choked on my drink yet today.

  • @raedraconis
    @raedraconis 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Fun fact, Jame VI's obsession with witches is partly what inspired the witch scenes in Macbeth.
    Also. Herodotus's accounts should be taken with a grain of salt. The ancient Greeks hated Persia, and historical accounts of his have been known to be embellished.
    Also...poor rat, just wanted a little snack.

  • @marygrummer9189
    @marygrummer9189 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Keep ‘em coming!

  • @ankhpom9296
    @ankhpom9296 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Some vases can not be replaced.

  • @investingingeorgia8853
    @investingingeorgia8853 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    On the petty theme... IT'S PRONOUNCED JIFF!

  • @anarenee2817
    @anarenee2817 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Soon we're going to lose this narrator for an acting career! 😅❤

  • @btetschner
    @btetschner 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    5:28 What a unique and crazy story!

  • @akidmyself4053
    @akidmyself4053 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Props to Beactrice, so many modern people let their parents rule their love lives

  • @kflo8634
    @kflo8634 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    The rat on trial...that's so crazy... building a mini hangman's gallow for its execution...insane 😂

  • @scorpiostouch82
    @scorpiostouch82 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The narrator has me 😂😂😂😂😂😂 and I love it! Makes learning more about history more interesting ☺️

  • @Karla_Marie
    @Karla_Marie 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Isabella got back at Edward plenty.

  • @theimpossiblemary
    @theimpossiblemary 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    English kings are usually so petty 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Dexy83
    @Dexy83 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    At first glance, I thought the title was the prettiest... 😂😂😂

  • @skully0078
    @skully0078 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    When I meet my maker, and I'm not talking about either of my parents, I want you to narrate my life at my funeral. Though, there is nothing of significance to really tell, you can even make up all the shiit you want. That would be great, thanks!

  • @JAlucard77
    @JAlucard77 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    ARENT MOST ROYALS PETTY BY NATURE!!!😂😂

  • @Stitchwitchstitch
    @Stitchwitchstitch 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is the first thing I’ve watched here- and I’ve laughed more in 4 minutes than I have in days. Thank you! “She’d given birth to a shark.” “WwwwiiiitchESSSSSSSS!” A new fave!

  • @radfem28
    @radfem28 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I read prettiest but I wasn't disappointed but the actual content

  • @user-gi8pk9uc7q
    @user-gi8pk9uc7q 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Xerxes, take it easy, the Hellespont didn't do it on purpose!

  • @btetschner
    @btetschner 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    5:49 "Toy Soldiers" by Martika was a #1 hit for two weeks in 1989.
    Great music video!

  • @-xxMelissaxx-
    @-xxMelissaxx- 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I laughed too hard at the WITCHES! And tiny rat gallows part 😂

  • @btetschner
    @btetschner 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Eating ANOTHER Weird History meal!
    This time eating COCO PEBBLES cereal* and drinking FOLGER"S CLASSIC ROAST^ coffee...while watching this Weird History video!
    * From the Weird History Food video "Why Was the 80s the Golden Age for Sugary Cereals?"
    ^ From the Weird History Food video "Incredible Things Coffee Does To Your Body"

  • @Justin_Saves
    @Justin_Saves 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Awesome episode! Thank you 🤘😝🤙

  • @DunceDumbWaysToDie
    @DunceDumbWaysToDie 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    1:45 rare footage of an YTP in Medieval times

  • @redline1916
    @redline1916 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    6:18 Honestly that shit was like adult legos back then I totally understand the dude lol

  • @kirbymarchbarcena
    @kirbymarchbarcena 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    They are really petty

  • @kimmyc2862
    @kimmyc2862 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I read “Prettiest” and I was like, “this video isn’t that accurate in my opinion.” My bad 😅

  • @btetschner
    @btetschner 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    3:49 Gosford Park (2001) is such a great film, I often think about that.
    The film has such beautiful sets.

  • @michaelmcdonnell5998
    @michaelmcdonnell5998 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    It's good to be the king!

  • @larrygorlitz
    @larrygorlitz 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "A LARPer halfassing it." 😁 🤣😉😀

  • @dirkbonesteel
    @dirkbonesteel 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    @5:00 Yes that is the same King James that had the Bible editted to his specs. AND wrote his own book about witches. His witch book was even used during the American witch craze.
    Should make you wonder about his Bible.

    • @btetschner
      @btetschner 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Very interesting!

  • @isaiahbowers3712
    @isaiahbowers3712 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Ramses II tried to erase an entire persons existence. What do you mean WHICH was the most petty?

  • @ILikedGooglePlus
    @ILikedGooglePlus 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    When's the Prettiest Rulers vid coming? Your community is desperately crying out of for it!

  • @JonathanBresnihan77
    @JonathanBresnihan77 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "She gave birth to a shark!" LMAO 😅😂😅

  • @courtneymckissick2014
    @courtneymckissick2014 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    5:03 😂 That part of King James I and VI. He was horrible with that. I swear he had some sort of mental illness or just like blaming others for whatever went wrong in his life.

  • @scottnotpilgrim
    @scottnotpilgrim 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Because pettiness is bound to no era

  • @btetschner
    @btetschner 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    9:44 Since I am Uncle Ben to my nephew, I am trying to find the perfect time to say "With great power comes great responsibility".
    There is a good chance he will know the reference but will not fully grasp the humor of me saying the line.

    • @ladymacbethofmtensk896
      @ladymacbethofmtensk896 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Just remember that you are supposed to say that line again and again and again and again and again and again.

  • @sgtmarcusharris4260
    @sgtmarcusharris4260 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Missread the title and thought it said prettiest kings and queens

  • @tinas_hotdog_sophie
    @tinas_hotdog_sophie 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Aaaawww, I had hoped you would play "Die Moldau" throughout the video (It's my favorite piece of music :D)

  • @dergutehut3961
    @dergutehut3961 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Some hopeful thought-fodder:
    The hated and despised daughter of Swedens Queen had to live with her mother after her father fell in Lützen.
    It can be said that she did not received much care or love by her, and we would probably rate the mother as "manic depressive". The situation must have been abysmal since authorities basically decided to take the mothers right over her daughter away.
    But she made it through her youth, and became Queen of Sweden.
    Interestingly many of her youth stories sound the closest we have to all those tom-boy princesses we have on TV. She often wear mans cloth, got a male hair-cut and
    loved male-typical activities and was officially raised as future ruler. As ruler she did a solid job. She actually enlarged Swedens territory (with succesful negotiations) helped to end the 30 year war, ended witch-trials in Sweden for ever and became known for building libraries and theaters and supporting the enlightenment.
    . She was often called the Pallas (from Pallas Athena) of the North. Sadly she didn'T had a good relation to money..but at least she was self aware enough to give up power instead of clinging to it and lived a (probably) relatively happy live in Rome.
    In my opinion she is a prime example for humans resilience and our skill to thrive against all odds.

  • @johnprice8743
    @johnprice8743 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    They should be called EVIL not petty.

  • @Nameless_Night
    @Nameless_Night 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Rip for the water..... 😭😂

  • @user-gi8pk9uc7q
    @user-gi8pk9uc7q 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    James VI and I was great at taking things personally, as evidenced by the fact that he thought nearly being shipwrecked meant that the devil was personally out to get him!

  • @JAlucard77
    @JAlucard77 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    ITS NI WONDER CATHERINE HAD PETER KILLED

  • @andypham1636
    @andypham1636 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Victoria was queen of the UK, not of England

  • @niceguy7171
    @niceguy7171 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Hearing a grown man say the word "Petty" and "Okay Queen, lets dish".... you gotta love the AI written scripts lol. Poor guy reads some wacky stuff

  • @btetschner
    @btetschner 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    5:16 I remember sitting in beanbags when in college.

  • @sweet_melissa
    @sweet_melissa 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Ooh, I love Smetana's Themes from the Moldau for the background music!

  • @charlynegezze8536
    @charlynegezze8536 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Enjoy your show but for credibility´s sake, the king in the picture is Philip IY of Spain, not France. (Note Hapsburg jaw)

  • @Blak2blue
    @Blak2blue 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “WWWHiiiTttCHEsSsss!” Oh noooo hahaha 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @btetschner
    @btetschner 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    9:37 One of my friends was stationed in Clovis, New Mexico when he was in the Air Force.
    That was named after King Clovis.

    • @KittynFranky7643
      @KittynFranky7643 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Great name for a cat.

    • @btetschner
      @btetschner 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@KittynFranky7643 Would be really unique!
      If you like cats you'd be in heaven around here, there is an extensive cat community (there is even a "cat house").

  • @JeffGoessinger-ms8jl
    @JeffGoessinger-ms8jl 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    @WeirdHistory Please do a video on the history of the Ouija board!!! It is getting close to Halloween and I am sure many others would be interested in hearing about the wee wooden board.

  • @btetschner
    @btetschner 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Since I have watched the first thumbnail recommendation, I am going to watch the second and "The Brutal History Behind Tarring And Feathering"

  • @btetschner
    @btetschner 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    0:46 That image reminds me of the slasher film Thanksgiving that is coming out next month.
    I don't remember seeing a Thanksgiving horror film before.

  • @user-ml3hl6vr4t
    @user-ml3hl6vr4t 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Persian or Chinese, way back, was fond of melons. They left the feast for a few, and came back to find the melon was missing. They called their doctor to open the stomach of the guard to find out if they had eaten it. No melon. It was dismissed with an astonishing level of nonchalance. I don’t remember any more.

  • @UKMacMan
    @UKMacMan 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    hehe love the background song in your intro. Ma vlast by Smetana.

  • @btetschner
    @btetschner 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    5:26 I was going to be a druid for Halloween, but I am just not prepared to pull off a great costume (will try for next year).
    I am going to dress up with my college graduation gown and hat and play The Graduate soundtrack (1969) with a boombox.
    Technically, my costume will be Benjamin Braddock.

  • @btetschner
    @btetschner 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    7:18 From 1st to 12th grade, I lived on Snyder Street.
    Since we lived on the town's end, we were the only house on the street.