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  • @pajamapantsjack5874
    @pajamapantsjack5874 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40385

    I got text from friends saying they saw that comment on ifunny..
    This comment god life is a blessing and a curse oz

    • @krimzana8128
      @krimzana8128 5 ปีที่แล้ว +652

      Sup

    • @brig.badger2896
      @brig.badger2896 5 ปีที่แล้ว +959

      nice job getting a shoutout

    • @ИгорьВербовой-к7ж
      @ИгорьВербовой-к7ж 5 ปีที่แล้ว +271

      A lot of familiar faces here lmao

    • @missingtexture153
      @missingtexture153 5 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Amazing

    • @acairconditioning5666
      @acairconditioning5666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +343

      Its only a curse once you see Oz outside your window, and he notices you noticing him. Then, he climbs through your window and makes you, 'happy scream' (stranger things refrence)

  • @ephemera-noctourniquet
    @ephemera-noctourniquet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2013

    "Discovering something, that doesn't exist!"
    "Your mom."
    Genuinely hardest wheeze of my life

    • @beepboopzeroideas107
      @beepboopzeroideas107 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      So you wheeze when you laugh really hard as well!

    • @someperson9862
      @someperson9862 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Riolu something else that doesn’t exist my spine

    • @ArtsieWolf
      @ArtsieWolf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Riolu I felt so baadddddd

    • @housemelancholy8788
      @housemelancholy8788 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My hardest wheeze was just at this comment itself

    • @jeshcar
      @jeshcar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Discovering something that doesn't exist!
      MY DAD

  • @rawrfunkle9863
    @rawrfunkle9863 5 ปีที่แล้ว +752

    "mama didnt raise a quitter"
    If you can't beat em
    Join em
    I know I am

  • @lixlix4689
    @lixlix4689 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1043

    When my cat tries to drink out of a glass it’s “adorable” and “cute”, but when I drink out of the toilet I’m “weird” and a “disappointment” honestly double standards

    • @ELbabotas1
      @ELbabotas1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ik

    • @TomTom-dj1xs
      @TomTom-dj1xs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      No you aren't a disappointment. Not in my cult.

    • @Account-vr4ch
      @Account-vr4ch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *Oh my lord*

    • @TomTom-dj1xs
      @TomTom-dj1xs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kflagor I am sorry, i have to ask the supreme leader

    • @AlmiGaslighter
      @AlmiGaslighter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tom Tom so what did the supreme leader say?

  • @FakeOutReads
    @FakeOutReads 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5199

    Why didn't i listen to the "stop eating" warning...

    • @TheMrTommo
      @TheMrTommo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Because you had airbods on, you couldn't hear it

    • @GorosTheGod
      @GorosTheGod 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Ok, so at least I'm not the only one who spat out their dog burger.

    • @KingTv.
      @KingTv. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      At least I did

    • @luigithesnicker
      @luigithesnicker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Was gonna like but it was at 69

    • @youtubec.i.a3197
      @youtubec.i.a3197 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@cuvsly r/cursed comments

  • @_sqwid
    @_sqwid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +859

    What’s PETA gonna do when u send pictures of an animal eating another animal. Convince the carnivores to go vegan?

    • @peasmehasselberg975
      @peasmehasselberg975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Exactly.

    • @jamesvivian2855
      @jamesvivian2855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Pretty sure they tried that at some stage

    • @reapermaster1233
      @reapermaster1233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ye probably

    • @therexsystem4818
      @therexsystem4818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@jamesvivian2855 they actually campaign for dogs and cats to "go vegan", it's so sad and cruel. 😭

    • @Kartoffelkamm
      @Kartoffelkamm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@therexsystem4818 Honestly, anyone who encourages that should be locked up for animal cruelty.

  • @thenormalpsycho4198
    @thenormalpsycho4198 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1885

    "Well it was a great lake day until my dog tried to drown my sister."
    .... *AND THEN IT GOT BETTER.*

    • @peasmehasselberg975
      @peasmehasselberg975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Sounds like all of my friends who have siblings.

    • @Nikysach
      @Nikysach 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Loooool

    • @niqsy6116
      @niqsy6116 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *I GOT TO KISS MY SISTER!*

    • @Sanetless
      @Sanetless 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh my god stepbro, what are you doing?! I'm trying to take a shower!

    • @leomaso7894
      @leomaso7894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Normal Psycho then came the next part... (sweet home Alabama music intensifies)

  • @trudiesavage9511
    @trudiesavage9511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +639

    "It was a great lake day untill my dog tried to drown my sister"
    Sounds like a beginning sentence to a chapter in Percy Jackson.

    • @reapermaster1233
      @reapermaster1233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Yeah it does
      So does
      I wanted to make a cursed comment but I don't want to be smited
      Let me try again
      "An electric rat attacks Leo"
      That's better

    • @anubi5_bbx461
      @anubi5_bbx461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@reapermaster1233 Pokémon, gotta catch them all!

    • @logando3305
      @logando3305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh you made the joke first...
      How... *nice*

    • @trudiesavage9511
      @trudiesavage9511 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I forgot I made this comment and was surprised I was some what funny

    • @beaglesforlife3361
      @beaglesforlife3361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah

  • @Marisanrisa
    @Marisanrisa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4255

    “I’m not planning on drinking. I hate the taste of alcohol.”
    Wait a minute

  • @ToxicSkull0
    @ToxicSkull0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2129

    “You punch a couple hundred orphans and suddenly you’re ‘mean’ “
    -Ryan Reynolds

    • @DraedonDev
      @DraedonDev 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      no u

    • @mozzy6057
      @mozzy6057 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      What are they gonna do? *tell their parents??*

    • @velorien9965
      @velorien9965 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      oh so it's 'normal' and 'their job' when teachers watch kids in school all day but when i do it...

    • @gabethefriend1670
      @gabethefriend1670 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That’s not a challenge!
      That’s Tuesday!!

    • @MafuyusZoloft
      @MafuyusZoloft 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @ *y o u r t o e s h a n d t h e m o v e r*

  • @CC-il3hw
    @CC-il3hw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +868

    Saw that cats movie trailer at the cinema today, heard some guy behind me whisper "damned furries" and chocked on my popcorn

    • @Dan-jp7oc
      @Dan-jp7oc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I dont think furries are responsible for that god awful trailer

    • @fish-pw8fh
      @fish-pw8fh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      hell, im a furry and i havent seen it, and just that one picture of it terrifies me
      they look like they eat orphans

    • @mementojoy
      @mementojoy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Maybe he’s just a closeted furry

    • @Dan-jp7oc
      @Dan-jp7oc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Joy Grace who?

    • @android19willpwn
      @android19willpwn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@Dan-jp7oc if furries were responsible then at least it would look better. Horrifying in a different way maybe, but better.

  • @kokichiouma1806
    @kokichiouma1806 5 ปีที่แล้ว +670

    ”I’m not planning on drinking, I hate the taste of alcohol.”
    *How do you know what alcohol tastes like then*

    • @jbzangyat
      @jbzangyat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Hey man how's afterlife like realising your suicide was a waste?

    • @sewermommy666
      @sewermommy666 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hmm

    • @nellietobey7448
      @nellietobey7448 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@raphaelryan392 *gets out gun* The fuck did you just say?

    • @LowIntSpecimen
      @LowIntSpecimen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@nellietobey7448 y'know his death really *crushed* me

    • @martinswife2008
      @martinswife2008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Kokichi Ouma I know what alcohol tastes like and I'm not even the right age for it yet my grandmother gave me a bit of wine cause she read an article that it would help stomach problems that might've happened to her too or she might've accidently drank her mother beer or wine and didn't like the taste.

  • @bradleyunderhill6449
    @bradleyunderhill6449 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2598

    “Speaking of seducing cats” goes onto the new cats trailer... is there something you’re not telling us?

    • @synckar6380
      @synckar6380 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Not even Rule 34 can make p*rn of it.

    • @AmazingAutist
      @AmazingAutist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      *you're

    • @bradleyunderhill6449
      @bradleyunderhill6449 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Amazing Autist thanks for telling me, YOU’RE that type of person.

    • @KevinTheProto5019
      @KevinTheProto5019 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      what cat trailer

    • @Arch-sz1bg
      @Arch-sz1bg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      KevinTheProto5019 just look it up and u will immediately regret it

  • @scepticalhyenas5750
    @scepticalhyenas5750 5 ปีที่แล้ว +744

    3:45
    Wow I can't believe Dr. Who would do that. They must really be running out of ideas for the new seasons.

  • @veeloocityyy
    @veeloocityyy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1217

    The 9/11 one.....
    Dear god man, you just caused trauma to the children with you and the teacher.

  • @ladystardust5192
    @ladystardust5192 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1090

    Yes, the bassist did play Toto's Africa in Africa.

    • @ladystardust5192
      @ladystardust5192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Jack I haven't seen that video, but he most likely did.

    • @brendanbarnard
      @brendanbarnard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @ZedDoesGames what's up my fellow SLAPPer

    • @varicolour
      @varicolour 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Slap like now 👋🏻

    • @felwinterslie8223
      @felwinterslie8223 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He also played bench lazania (I can't spell that properly forgive me spelling gods) outside of tseries hq

    • @superspicy4215
      @superspicy4215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I read bassist as bastard

  • @czechmate8287
    @czechmate8287 5 ปีที่แล้ว +878

    I read that as "Doctor Who, decapitates baby"
    That screwdriver is a wonder tool.

    • @shadowindex9850
      @shadowindex9850 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah; I thought that too.

    • @demon_xd_
      @demon_xd_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It sure is

    • @someweaboo8267
      @someweaboo8267 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That's why he only takes women with him. To test his tools

    • @anthonyrowley4669
      @anthonyrowley4669 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @WinterPains
      @WinterPains 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I laughed way too hard at this

  • @boxlad777
    @boxlad777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +654

    8:57 Everyone bashing Toad but Mario is holding a freaking picnic mat and nobody says anything

    • @fatal_havoc4819
      @fatal_havoc4819 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      He is taking the blanket to eat peach mate

    • @Lilith_The_Demon_Queen
      @Lilith_The_Demon_Queen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Aesthetic Flames nah Mario brought toad we won’t have to see him anymore ever again

    • @SkelatoLP
      @SkelatoLP 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Marios food is in another castle

    • @Justadeerthatgames
      @Justadeerthatgames 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and toad wants to play tennis

    • @jaketoconnell
      @jaketoconnell 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Also Luigi is bringing beer. I mean, how old is Toad?

  • @Jacob-ss2nn
    @Jacob-ss2nn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    4:29
    "They had us in both halves, not gonna lie"

    • @jeffkiller3634
      @jeffkiller3634 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Half*

    • @kcwjunior1AceAttourny
      @kcwjunior1AceAttourny 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jeffkiller3634 they had us in both half not gonna lie

    • @matthewmac5787
      @matthewmac5787 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jeffkiller3634 halves* half makes absolutely no sense in that sentence

    • @gerald-the-snail8080
      @gerald-the-snail8080 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It just gets worse

    • @l3LACKMASK713
      @l3LACKMASK713 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      [GD] jeffkiller36
      r/woooosh
      Dumbass nigga

  • @theweirdone641
    @theweirdone641 5 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    Me and my friends send “Your toes hand em over” to each other all the mofo time its not even funny anymore

  • @InsanityVirus
    @InsanityVirus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +977

    When you immediately look for Pajamapants Jack in the comments are you are in no way disappointed

  • @mrclean3472
    @mrclean3472 5 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    “Remember if you do drugs you go to hell before you die”-Super Mario

    • @justasentientmclarenp1879
      @justasentientmclarenp1879 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kinda of ironic that Mario is telling us to not do drugs

    • @r.j.penfold
      @r.j.penfold 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's why they're doin' Toad

    • @groda3338
      @groda3338 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He just wants them all for himself

    • @LightSoul-8
      @LightSoul-8 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      "JESUS MARIO, YOU'RE SCARRIN' THE KIDS FOR LIFE HERE! Ya' gonna tell me that I'll go to _actual HELL_ before I die?!"

  • @Max-df2vp
    @Max-df2vp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    When you said UwU street, when I get uncomfortable my toes curl in, and my dumbass with a broken toe curled them and screamed 🙄

  • @jamesclark6864
    @jamesclark6864 5 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    R/brandnewsentence “Yeah, now that they’re talking about vehicular manslaughter, I think I’ll acknowledge how close it is to midnight.”

    • @nova552
      @nova552 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm in the same situation buddy

    • @nova552
      @nova552 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was kidding but while we're at it, 3:00 pm in Canada on Sunday last year

  • @monkeyman2728
    @monkeyman2728 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1065

    Wtf I just came here from an r/unexpectedlywholesome vid and the transition from sweet to bitter is...jarring

    • @null2010
      @null2010 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I watch the evil horrid stuff then watch the pure stuff. Its like a mind cleanser

    • @synckar6380
      @synckar6380 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@null2010 It's like going from shit chocolate to milk chocolate. Except your mouth tastes like ass.

    • @nekomancie7419
      @nekomancie7419 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@synckar6380 both are good with enough salt

    • @TheCimbrianBull
      @TheCimbrianBull 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@synckar6380
      There's a flavor I must now try! 🍫💩

    • @dohnutz6454
      @dohnutz6454 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

  • @Zudexa
    @Zudexa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    "Because Billie isn't 18 yet"
    *_stops drinking soda in disgust_*

    • @DelicateWillow
      @DelicateWillow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Ikr! Age means nothing how could they juge someone for age like that! Its 2019 END AGEISM

    • @captaindonut5240
      @captaindonut5240 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wtf

    • @iwannafucktomfuckingriddle8338
      @iwannafucktomfuckingriddle8338 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      incest for the win-cest i can see it now

    • @captaindonut5240
      @captaindonut5240 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@iwannafucktomfuckingriddle8338 again wtf

    • @Beefug
      @Beefug 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@captaindonut5240 it's a joke, dark as it may be, it could be worse.
      Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go step into my german shower.

  • @InternetinaNutshellChannel
    @InternetinaNutshellChannel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +497

    "I got your nose."
    "And I got your face. Call it a face lift."

    • @ekk4674
      @ekk4674 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Dad: " I got your nose"
      Son: "And I got your wife lmao how bout dat"

    • @TheBestGrapefruitGuy
      @TheBestGrapefruitGuy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I just saw you a minute ago on blaire's video

    • @rofisbacc2004
      @rofisbacc2004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Heyo!!

    • @thepinkviolinist
      @thepinkviolinist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dad:I got your nose!
      Kid: NO
      Police: LOOK OUT HE’S GOT A NOSE!

    • @sloane3785
      @sloane3785 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is this r/murderedbywords or r/rareinsults ?

  • @palidengamer2540
    @palidengamer2540 5 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    "mama didn't raise a quitter"
    me: "........Are you sure about that?"
    Xenomorph: _reEEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEeEeEEEEeEeeeeeEEEeEEEEeEEEeEEEEEEeEeEEeEEEEE_

    • @ELbabotas1
      @ELbabotas1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dude, i know my science
      In sometime around a couple years, i can make a *s a f e* xenomorph
      Starting with it's pH
      Then basic instincts
      Intelligence
      A deep need to protect its young
      Overall behaviour
      Then reproduction, so that humans can be relatively like Annie, change the target host (and/or birth metods, less bloody more gaggy, like a mouth tadpole)
      Go for that weirdly cute puppy (infant) look, everyone seems to be in love with.... I'll make weird cats, but the size of a Globetrotter
      :3, MY ALIEN WILL MAKE FURRY NOICES AND EVERYONE WILL HATE IT

    • @fanciedyou
      @fanciedyou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ay I'd still smash one ngl

    • @cadianguardsman1720
      @cadianguardsman1720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Have you SEEN the amount of xenomorph posts on R34 and E621?
      People. Will. Fuck. It.

    • @dismal8294
      @dismal8294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OwO what's this?

    • @brodylemmons9661
      @brodylemmons9661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's a highly developed mating system also who's OWO

  • @RealStraySounds
    @RealStraySounds 5 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    At 10:00 I thought “depends where the horse finished...”
    Then I realized how messed up of a human being I am....
    I regret nothing

    • @ikkuhishikawa7982
      @ikkuhishikawa7982 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think you'd only gain calories if you were to eat it
      Anal ejaculation shouldn't make you fatter but good luck cleaning it out

    • @tvsty5830
      @tvsty5830 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ikkuhishikawa7982 idk man, hentai taught me different things

    • @Fae_van
      @Fae_van 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tvsty5830
      6
      )
      6

    • @legendarytat8278
      @legendarytat8278 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Stop.

    • @sachiel197
      @sachiel197 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stop! You have violated the law!
      Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence

  • @neruioz
    @neruioz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    "So no head ?" - Marie-Antoinette

  • @Amacctv007
    @Amacctv007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    8:59 sooo nobody is gonna talk about Mario wanting to eat a blanket?

    • @sapphic_spidy3207
      @sapphic_spidy3207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      TMTMM it’s good food let the man be

    • @khaos-is-online4569
      @khaos-is-online4569 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      There’s a body in there

    • @problem3412
      @problem3412 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Is luigi bringing beer

    • @d3bugiangl17ch
      @d3bugiangl17ch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@problem3412 that or root beer

    • @autumn5304
      @autumn5304 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@d3bugiangl17ch rootbeer is brown

  • @7drag0n
    @7drag0n 5 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    me: *sees thumbnail*
    my brain: *SCP-096 HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT AND HE WANTS OUR **_TOES_*

    • @absoultethings4213
      @absoultethings4213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Y e s

    • @JustAKomiFan
      @JustAKomiFan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you put a picture of 096 on 173
      Your fucked

    • @reapermaster1233
      @reapermaster1233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh yeah you ducked your ducked so hard I the ass. Your ducked do hard the human population will double

    • @crustaceanking3293
      @crustaceanking3293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JustAKomiFan just look at 173's lower body lol

    • @JustAKomiFan
      @JustAKomiFan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@crustaceanking3293 yeah but add more
      Wait
      What if you just covered 173 in a blanket
      Would that mean no one can see it making it super powerful?

  • @wyd_marco4107
    @wyd_marco4107 5 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    322 likes
    0 dislikes
    This, does put a smile on my face
    Edit:
    video: "gets 380 dislikes
    Me: *_I know what i must do,_*
    *_I must shred this universe down to it's last atom_*

    • @areyouinsane2190
      @areyouinsane2190 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kids be like: 322 liKEs ANd 0 DIsLiKeS TH-cam Is drUnK

    • @wyd_marco4107
      @wyd_marco4107 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@areyouinsane2190 OH mY GOd, OH JeEez OH mY GOd

    • @thejourneyproduction2753
      @thejourneyproduction2753 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just A Rock and now it’s 233 dislikes um yeah

    • @LaboLad
      @LaboLad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

    • @olgairisp
      @olgairisp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *N O T ON MY WATCH!*

  • @TheeNero
    @TheeNero 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1363

    "Uwu please drive into me daddy"
    Googles: "Can humans be euthanized?"

    • @retemizyt
      @retemizyt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Not yet, but hopefully soon

    • @Oscar-j6b
      @Oscar-j6b 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      You practically can, but I don't think it is legal.
      Yet.

    • @TheeNero
      @TheeNero 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Oscar-j6b
      Keyword "yet"

    • @raaston9761
      @raaston9761 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes but it is alot more difficult ti not get in jail

    • @williamscrap5715
      @williamscrap5715 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nope they cant

  • @gamercutie4177
    @gamercutie4177 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    "I HATE THE TASTE OF ALCOHOL."
    Me: Wait what

  • @cameron4588
    @cameron4588 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    The Japanese version of Spider-Man actually says
    “Hello i am Spider-Man the emissary from hell”

    • @aromanticfranziskavonkarma
      @aromanticfranziskavonkarma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I copied and pasted this into Google Translate and it said "Hello, this is hell of messenger Spider-Man", yet again Google Translate isn't very reliable sometimes soo..

  • @ohherbie
    @ohherbie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    Oz, i clicked so fast this is the best subreddit ever oml thank you so much.
    Edit: 1:18 reminds me of a song title. (Honey , This Mirror Isn't Big Enough For The Two Of Us)

    • @localschizophrenic7652
      @localschizophrenic7652 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      By mcr?

    • @ohherbie
      @ohherbie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@localschizophrenic7652 yea

    • @ludwigtemmel
      @ludwigtemmel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cause you so fat

    • @ohherbie
      @ohherbie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Jason 2.0 yes, it is nice to know that people still do.

    • @roandas.8447
      @roandas.8447 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yay! Mcrmy!!

  • @dankplankitus2300
    @dankplankitus2300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +585

    8:59
    We can’t eat a tennis racket toad you f*cking mistake
    The tennis racket brought toad...
    Wait, that’s illegal

  • @citronGXB
    @citronGXB 5 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    Not OP but the person in question from the tweet at 9:30 has been exposed as a child predator and not a single person from the BC LGBT community seems to have come out to denounce their behavior. Definitely a cursed comment and amplified since this is someone considered one of the more vocal faces of British Columbia's LGBT community.

    • @yokaiju8909
      @yokaiju8909 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      The lady with the balls? You can just see it on their face. They've also asked multiple times where to find young girls in changing rooms.

    • @citronGXB
      @citronGXB 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @vroomlucas You'd be correct about the male-presenting part when going into those bathrooms. I know of two different photos where that was the situation.

    • @theGobFather17
      @theGobFather17 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      GX B yo they got arrested Life is good. Won’t stay that way cuz Canada’s law is pansy but it’s something!

    • @citronGXB
      @citronGXB 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@theGobFather17 Yaniv was released on Tuesday, but I'm glad that for even a moment, the RCMP is at least doing what they can about Yaniv. It might've only been about the taser and pepper spray, but I hope the RCMP continue making headway in the case against them.
      I know cases take time and resources to investigate, but I want so dearly for Yaniv's victims to receive some form of justice.

    • @theGobFather17
      @theGobFather17 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@citronGXB Me too. Unfortunately it always seems like the law cares very little about victims in Canada and more about protecting perps. As a canadian the fact that they cared more about pepper spray and not pedophilia and repeat at that isn't very comforting.

  • @DamiFides
    @DamiFides 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Oz: "God Dammit! I've gotten way too good at doing that since I've started this channel."
    Me: "Indeed, all I hope now its that it doesn't start to secretly give you pleasure in doing it too."

    • @MrFox1123
      @MrFox1123 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Ironically joking about a fetish is the fastest way to sincerely developing that fetish" some words of online wisdom I read from somewhere on tumblr maybe?

  • @skylarshaye2065
    @skylarshaye2065 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    "And that's the story of how it was my fault we witnessed the 2nd plane crash on 9/11" great story XD

  • @MrN0odles
    @MrN0odles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    “This animal is named after the last thing you ate...”
    Hello *Lunchables Extra Cheesy Pizza*

  • @Konpekikaminari
    @Konpekikaminari 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    I swear to every god a human has ever believed in
    anything becomes cursed when you use uwu/owo

  • @makthemaniac1
    @makthemaniac1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    My friend : I’m gonna go take a bath
    Me hiding in the toilet : *Your toes hand em over*

  • @jennifergravitte7097
    @jennifergravitte7097 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    When it said the tennis racket brought toad--
    When I say I was WHEEZING-

  • @machicolationmc
    @machicolationmc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Spideman Spiderman
    Does whatever a spider can
    Everything going dark
    I don't feel so good Mr.Stark
    Oh no
    There goes Spiderman

    • @abigailmccarthy9982
      @abigailmccarthy9982 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Now the roles have been (kinda) reversed.

    • @sharableshoe52yt92
      @sharableshoe52yt92 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He protecc
      He attacc
      But most importantly...
      He thought it was the only way...
      Cuz he was on crack....

    • @otalaguardian9591
      @otalaguardian9591 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Wheeze*

  • @TechnoCrab42
    @TechnoCrab42 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    When it got to the "doctor who decapitates baby" part, I just imagined the doctor from doctor who decapitating a baby with a sonic buzzsaw.

    • @Danny0lsen
      @Danny0lsen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know it is a joke, BUT
      The baby was stillborn and very young when the mother got into labor. The nurse pulled the babys head (like in any other birth) and it got de-attached. Like... Plastiline. Of course, the baby died and or course, the mother went NUTS because you are not supposed to do that
      Imagining it is horrible.

    • @r.j.penfold
      @r.j.penfold 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Danny0lsen stillborn mean it's dead though

    • @thenonkiller2999
      @thenonkiller2999 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm dying.

    • @r.j.penfold
      @r.j.penfold 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thenonkiller2999 hi Dying I'm dad

    • @TheZincMaster-on1fy
      @TheZincMaster-on1fy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@r.j.penfold Hi dad, I'm Granddad

  • @curseds0ldier
    @curseds0ldier 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    8:37
    Satan: " How about you stop praying for me and start praying to me, Thomas"

  • @WolfyFancyLads
    @WolfyFancyLads 5 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    That Beauty And The Beast thing... That Beast was pretty. The male beast was big, feral looking, had fangs on show. That beast was UwU. And that racism thing with the eggs... I agree. >83

    • @EvonixTheGreatest
      @EvonixTheGreatest 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      She also looked a bit young and a few of the proportions seemed off, it's a bit creepy really

    • @azalkathegunpowderdragon9439
      @azalkathegunpowderdragon9439 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Death he gets it

    • @sadlennie9320
      @sadlennie9320 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Death lmao

    • @TheCimbrianBull
      @TheCimbrianBull 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Death
      ROFL! 🤣 😂 😅

    • @muggz7752
      @muggz7752 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      𝕐 𝕆 𝕌 𝔽 𝕌 ℝ ℝ 𝕐 𝔽 𝕌 ℂ 𝕂

  • @mattrare4459
    @mattrare4459 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    3:28
    That is a joke from Bo Burnham' s show "Make Happy"

  • @pawli7470
    @pawli7470 5 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    r/murderedbymemes is that a thing or not?
    Edit: I love how he points out that Toud brought a tennis racquet and nothing about Mario bringing a blanket and nothing else(9:00)

    • @jalfrezi3602
      @jalfrezi3602 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just open up reddit and search it up

    • @dzamburger
      @dzamburger 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jalfrezi3602 yo what bout instagram bri

    • @pawli7470
      @pawli7470 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jalfrezi3602 I ment it as a joke but f**k aby does it exist

    • @InterestedGuy
      @InterestedGuy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Naah Mario is alpha he can do whatever he wants

    • @pawli7470
      @pawli7470 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@InterestedGuy but Luigi is way better

  • @javettenicolelumontod603
    @javettenicolelumontod603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “I’M NOT PLANNING ON DRINKING, I HATE THE TASTE OF ALCOHOL”
    Say that again, but slowly.

  • @taisenscoolstuff732
    @taisenscoolstuff732 5 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Your channels. Hand em over.

    • @RealStraySounds
      @RealStraySounds 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      (knock) (knock) Give a’me your’a liver.

    • @Turnibean
      @Turnibean 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jay Stroud, is that you Mario?

    • @nekomancie7419
      @nekomancie7419 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Turnibean no it's mussolini

    • @_poisoned
      @_poisoned 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      (breaks down comment-door)
      (yeets my cringey animation channel in the reply section)
      (backflip-yeets myself out of said reply section)

    • @nekomancie7419
      @nekomancie7419 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@_poisoned you have an animation channel? i'll look it up when i'll get back at my house

  • @saharafortner4177
    @saharafortner4177 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    9:04 we can't eat a yoga mat, either! You are lucky you have a multibillion dollar franchise laying on your life!

  • @someoneyouusedtoknow142
    @someoneyouusedtoknow142 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Lol exactly when he said cats, a notification from jackfilms with the video "let's fix the cats trailer"

  • @muffinlord4825
    @muffinlord4825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The female beast actually looked adorable.

  • @prussiangermansoldier2987
    @prussiangermansoldier2987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    2:24
    *SCP 096 HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT*

    • @someone-xx6qz
      @someone-xx6qz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Deploying MTF

    • @trashedgamecube2730
      @trashedgamecube2730 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Go commit pocket dimension

    • @DraedonDev
      @DraedonDev 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Go secret laboratory yourself

    • @defaultdance4727
      @defaultdance4727 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      time to make a full report on a SCP-096-J
      where they literally only be SCP-096 except they look more human, but skinny, and will only go for your toes.

    • @prussiangermansoldier2987
      @prussiangermansoldier2987 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@defaultdance4727
      Do it no balls

  • @clairephilpott6703
    @clairephilpott6703 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Jesus Christ I thought I was gross when I would crush 5 slices of bread into a ball (10/10 would recommend)
    Edit: take of the crusts

    • @lunaticpuffist9727
      @lunaticpuffist9727 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It’s actually tastes good, i don’t see why it’s weird

    • @ChrisMaxfieldActs
      @ChrisMaxfieldActs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@lunaticpuffist9727 I used to make those. the butter was buttered, too, which helped hold them together. I think I stopped doing that when I noticed that the outside of the ball was dirty from my grubby, boyhood hands. I also liked iceberg lettuce sandwiches on white bread, with lots of mayo. I outgrew those, too.

    • @ELbabotas1
      @ELbabotas1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I recomend you start again, and try(with yo hands clean) and make a lettuce and mayo filled, buttered, bread ball... Or just a breadball, pb&j are allowed as dessert, too

    • @r.j.penfold
      @r.j.penfold 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No keep the crust

    • @dungeaterfancam
      @dungeaterfancam 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That thing is sometimes used as fish bait, if it’s fine eating fish after it ate that then it’s fine eating that as well
      Yes I know, 5 months late

  • @lalalala25001
    @lalalala25001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    12:37 me at 3:00 A.M drinking my water with out making any sound

    • @katytaylor81
      @katytaylor81 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hugo_R898 r/CursedComments?

    • @cheese919
      @cheese919 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hugomacvil what the fuck

    • @judeturner7263
      @judeturner7263 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      As I read this comment i automatically imagined the minecraft drinking sound

    • @ashleyhicks7664
      @ashleyhicks7664 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hugo_R898 human fecal matter

  • @therainbowwillow4453
    @therainbowwillow4453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    3:55 I thought you said “doctor who” like the character and I was worried

  • @Mestre_Bruno
    @Mestre_Bruno 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    2:24
    *Tipping [REDACTED]
    Me: Hello? SCP Foundantion? Yes its me. SCP-096 fled again and wants toes. Oh and i'm in the front Door, can you open it?

    • @butternic8825
      @butternic8825 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      SCP foundation workers: **covered with cum**

    • @dad_bot_3924
      @dad_bot_3924 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Scp 173 now has pictures of 096 on it what do we do

    • @suwucidal6936
      @suwucidal6936 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Go fuck scp 1471

    • @momisherenow.6795
      @momisherenow.6795 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Scp 1471: No u

    • @joshuabarker1347
      @joshuabarker1347 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      CSP107: I'm leaving

  • @MagicMaster667
    @MagicMaster667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    7:08 - Glad I found this part of this video again. - Finding a meme you remember from long ago again is hard, and often a futile effort.

  • @indirectinsult
    @indirectinsult 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Apparently “

  • @Bug-Intercourser
    @Bug-Intercourser 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    the waxy balls thing is such trans representation, I'm in love

  • @DualityMusic
    @DualityMusic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    That dude in 2:24. That's Dr Mundo. Only a truly bookish person like him would've known the wonders and the destructive force of these powerful and handsome toes of mine. @MagikarpUsedFly

    • @dianak8656
      @dianak8656 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Woooooo

    • @DualityMusic
      @DualityMusic 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jaidbear2353 Now you did. You're blessed. Tell everyone you know about what you've seen. Spread the gospel, my dear child.

    • @pixel5425
      @pixel5425 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He must collect toes for his infinity toe gauntlet

    • @DualityMusic
      @DualityMusic 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pixel5425 But he will indeed not get MY toes since they're even for a brainy and intelligent creature like him too powerful!

    • @liebe3054
      @liebe3054 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      your prof pic, a whole ass man

  • @cube_control
    @cube_control 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Hey Oz! Thanks for your awesome content!

  • @klee.-.1262
    @klee.-.1262 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    3:18 we love people stealing bo burnhams jokes 👏

    • @drphilsfiance3591
      @drphilsfiance3591 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yup

    • @icebearpl188
      @icebearpl188 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is bo burnham the guy that made the song ,,Eff,, that had a shit ton of f bombs in it?

  • @spiderbro1303
    @spiderbro1303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    She hates the taste of achol
    TASTE so she's done this before

  • @hatsanddragons
    @hatsanddragons 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Well I started watching this while eating dinner, and the dorito story came up...
    Mama didn't raise a quitter...

    • @Peztllence
      @Peztllence 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *X E N O M O R P H R 3 4 I N T E N I F I E S*

    • @lonefighterpilot
      @lonefighterpilot 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh no

  • @EmblemAsura
    @EmblemAsura 5 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    The cats in the Cats Trailer aren't cats.
    They're just furries.
    (Edit: Okay, to the actually Furries, this was a *Joke.* This was not meant to be taken seriously)

    • @tlkfanrwbyfan8716
      @tlkfanrwbyfan8716 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Good enough

    • @synckar6380
      @synckar6380 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The world would never have noticed them if they used actual fursuits. Nobody brings that up, nobody knows.

    • @novavirus7497
      @novavirus7497 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Dude i know furries, theyre horrified too

    • @tlkfanrwbyfan8716
      @tlkfanrwbyfan8716 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yoyo Mackoy Ehh. Zootopia is similar, except I’m not horrified by it.

    • @tlkfanrwbyfan8716
      @tlkfanrwbyfan8716 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yoyo Mackoy Oh definitely, can’t argue there. I prefer Nick if I do say so myself

  • @atha6632
    @atha6632 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Emkay:saying something interesting after reading a post.
    Oz:just laughing

  • @nquacker2851
    @nquacker2851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    12:07 THATS IN MY HOME TOWN! I have joked with people about this when driving by this statue!

  • @lycanthropic_
    @lycanthropic_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    3:23 Bo Burnham wants to know your location

  • @Flinkeymcdinkle
    @Flinkeymcdinkle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    I like owo uwu owo
    People who speak igbo: call the cops this guy is into human traffiking

    • @biteybeast
      @biteybeast 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I know what you're talking about, i just don't want to

    • @OBM22
      @OBM22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Furries speak in the language: Trash Human beings that should fucking die, its mostly english but worse... "Pwese, Wove" ect but they also have "UwU, OwO, OwU, and UvvU" now uhh please end my suffering

    • @youknowihadtodoittoem3579
      @youknowihadtodoittoem3579 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@OBM22 good sir, this is the entirety of the anime community, not just furries...
      Oh yeah and it's spreading outside of anime due to vids like this so uhhh, lol?

    • @OBM22
      @OBM22 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@youknowihadtodoittoem3579 cheers

    • @pocketsizedviking4555
      @pocketsizedviking4555 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you don't get it
      _type "owo uwu owo" into Google translate from igbo"_

  • @theofficialyuri2588
    @theofficialyuri2588 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    This animal is named after the last thing you ate!
    ..step sister

    • @LaboLad
      @LaboLad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your channel, hand it over.

    • @hazeblaze1266
      @hazeblaze1266 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      My dead mother's asshole

    • @skag_gully
      @skag_gully 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hazeblaze1266 NO

    • @hazeblaze1266
      @hazeblaze1266 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@skag_gully yes

    • @skag_gully
      @skag_gully 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hazeblaze1266 MONIKA, NO-

  • @amazinglynn
    @amazinglynn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    8:25 I’m disappointed that Satan didn’t use a Doubting Thomas joke...but then again I don’t expect Satan to read the Bible so nvm 😂

  • @dumpster_grease5658
    @dumpster_grease5658 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    3:35
    My inner teratophilia: i see this as an absolute win

  • @sanjivinsmoke9154
    @sanjivinsmoke9154 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I actually really enjoyed your spore video. Great content man. Hope to see more of you both commentating and gaming

  • @bananajewell8846
    @bananajewell8846 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Jokes on you, I was eating Doritos during the Dorito ball part

    • @drt5280
      @drt5280 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      How?

    • @bananajewell8846
      @bananajewell8846 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nicholy Hatterman IDK man, I’m just naturally kind of gross

  • @imnotashley1101
    @imnotashley1101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Me at the naming part: jello.
    Also me: doesn't barf while eating a french frie at the part were he says to put down any food you have.

  • @kikuchisrustywheelbearings
    @kikuchisrustywheelbearings 5 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    UwU ozie wozie pwease dwive into me OwO
    No actually drive OVER me

    • @myyoutubeaccountgotsuspend8666
      @myyoutubeaccountgotsuspend8666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      OwO *notices ur suicidal urges*

    • @xebo_eni9528
      @xebo_eni9528 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      My TH-cam account got suspended UwU I wune die pupi

    • @kikuchisrustywheelbearings
      @kikuchisrustywheelbearings 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      OwO my suwicidal urges are stwongew deu to this weply sectwion UwU

    • @xebo_eni9528
      @xebo_eni9528 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Bangtan Boyscouts UwU lut Logan pul fuilm uit OwO

    • @kinga4438
      @kinga4438 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      uwu why we stwil herw jwst to sffwrw ? owo

  • @SaltyTheAlien
    @SaltyTheAlien 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Oof Nice Thumbnail choice lmao

  • @robinhaynes509
    @robinhaynes509 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Oh my god, this man's laugh could cure cancer.

  • @CrackyCreates
    @CrackyCreates 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    '' I will pray for u"
    *THAT'S THE BIGGEST FUCKEN FAILURE GOD EVER HAD EXCEPT CREATING JAKE PAUL*

    • @christinahellberd1718
      @christinahellberd1718 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dudes user name was SATAN. Why did they NOT expect such questions?

    • @thenonkiller2999
      @thenonkiller2999 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He is SATAN, Satan will be dead if he's prayed for, evaporate, vanish, BECOME FIRE AND WATER

  • @dangelodraws4142
    @dangelodraws4142 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    “GIMMIE DEM TOES”
    -Daquan

  • @mistaisnotamused3285
    @mistaisnotamused3285 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I like to be the life of the party, as in setting off a flashbang in an epilectic ward while dancing to Scatman's World.

  • @LadyBrutus
    @LadyBrutus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    You: "good job for making it to the end of this video"
    Did we, did we really? We may have made it to the end but we'll never be the same. . . Have a nice day!

  • @samurexatlas7373
    @samurexatlas7373 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:33
    The old man?
    Oh you bet, 1:3 ratio, ween to body.
    Little J?
    He's just... sweet. He's a kind kid, looks for the best in people, stays humble.

  • @silent_stalker3687
    @silent_stalker3687 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:50
    They also stitched the baby’s head back on like how your dog tore up your teddy bear as a child, but they stitched the head on backwards and charged her a second fee for restitching the baby’s head back on

  • @danniedandan9442
    @danniedandan9442 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    11:28 ahhh yes, they taste especially good to..
    Their mother's taste different though

  • @Athrose_mr_invisible
    @Athrose_mr_invisible 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    8:55 what Mario got in the rug I’m concerned

  • @edgekaeru
    @edgekaeru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:44 this meme hits better when you know how horrible Peta is

  • @RhiShadows
    @RhiShadows 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hey, Oz, I just wanna point out that I like your voice and it’s easy for me to listen to, compared to most TH-camrs who just scream. And I think you have a great laugh!

  • @weebtrash8287
    @weebtrash8287 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Doctor: Ma’am, I have bad news
    Mother: Is my baby ok?
    Doctor: You see,
    Mother: What’s wrong?
    Doctor: Your baby is uhh... decapitated
    Mother: *Files a lawsuit*

  • @randomperson2038
    @randomperson2038 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    5:23
    Me: Inhales, tries not to smile but voice acting is good levels

  • @echo1241
    @echo1241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Oz: “If you’re eating anything, for the love of god put it down”
    Me: “Eh it’s just doritos it can’t be that ba-“

  • @lemo8986
    @lemo8986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Dark jokes and darker comments.
    My cup of blood tea

    • @myst66
      @myst66 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Blood of your enemies? Or the blood of furries?
      Eh. Mix em.

    • @lemo8986
      @lemo8986 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@myst66
      Its toddler blood

  • @gergero7427
    @gergero7427 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    For future reference the "autopsy" of non human lifeforms is called a necropsy

  • @hueranium1673
    @hueranium1673 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    i wonder what will the aliens from area 51 do when we meet them and after a week they see themselves on r/rule34

  • @minimiiistaahhh6784
    @minimiiistaahhh6784 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The thumbnail of this is what you call, an “SCP”.