“ I’m sorry for cosplaying as Mikado and recreating the scene from chapter 4” “ Thank you for letting me cosplay as Mikado and recreate the scene from chapter 4”
@Alastor TheRadioDemon I'm thinking of doing animations and naming my channel something else. It's gona be with my OC that I named after something in UT
If I had a baby with no nose I would GP out in public with my hand over the baby's nose (you can't see the nose) saying "got your nose!" And then pull my hand back and start screaming like I didn't know that the child had a nose
Had a friend who lived in a particularly bad neighborhood. She told me to always wear long sleeves (coat or shirt). When walking down the sidewalk, thread your keys between your fingers, and pull your hands up into the cuffs of your sleeves. Then mumble loudly (enough to be heard when passing someone) "OMG, I can't believe I just killed that guy." Making crazy eyes, and twitching your head and arms helps the effect as well. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
10:08 speaking of sinks, someone took a massive shit, about the size of an adult hand, in the bathroom sink at school. It made me question all life choices
I was listening to the disclaimer and it said "none of this should be replicated in real life, especially the raw chicken one" and to be completely honest that's a cursed comment in of itself
The Barry B. Benson sentence cut to an ad at the perfect time. I died laughing. "Barry B. Benson about to bury his di-" "Imagine this rope. Imagine this rope goes on and on..."
YuyoSakaki PokemonMaster it isn’t actually, he had a tube in his throat to breathe as you can see in the picture. I watched a whole video about him. He died when he was 2 due to issues with the tube.
"My stomach hurts.."
"A stomach you say?"
Randy RodgersGD why are you everywhere?
_hehehe_
Because I
Am
Inevitable
No
Randy RodgersGD I've seen you on furry TH-cam videos too
@@greyfiveys why were YOU watching furry videos?
2:25
"I just hit your brother with a car, I'm so sorry"
"Thank you for letting me hit your brother with a car"
I just ran over your dog today sorry
Thank you for letting me hit your dog
“Sorry I’ve committed multiple war crimes in the span of two months”
“Thank you for letting me commit multiple war crimes in the span of two months”
I’m sorry for your loss.
Thank you for your loss.
“ I’m sorry for cosplaying as Mikado and recreating the scene from chapter 4”
“ Thank you for letting me cosplay as Mikado and recreate the scene from chapter 4”
Detective_trash 97 lol
“The client is quite bright, your honour.”
“So a good brain, you might say?”
use him as a light bulb
😂😂😂
"The jury shall now decide this man's verdict" Court Judge 2019
I need to stop recording cringe audio at 2am.
and that beginning disclaimer is to try to make my video *Advertiser Friendly*
Same *_:|_*
Oz Media: I’m sorry Jon, it’s what I do. Have a l a s a g a
Oz Media you go to fucking jail
So start at 1:45am. Then you will stop at 2 am.
Dude you posted cringe. You're gonna lose subscribers
"I'm sorry for your loss"
"thank you for letting her die"
"especially the raw chicken one"
Me: immediate concern
Fucking RRRRAWWWWW
@@setsers1 "YOU'RE COOKING CHICKEN IN A BURNT PAN, YOU FUCKING DICK!!"
@@tikmanron7776 "THIS SQUID IS SO RAW I CAN STILL HEAR IT TELLING SPONGEBOB TO FUCK OFF!"
The Poor chicken...
“Berry Benson is gonna burry his DI-“ *Insert Ad*
Unlock ball ad
Jasper Sean the ad that added by jesus to save you
DUUPLE
Same thing happen to me
BERRY B BENSON BOUT TO BEND A BITCH BACKWARDS BABY!
Try saying that ten times fast...
Ok but are you sure I can't replicate the fork one? I already have it ready. :(
You need a steak knife too ;-)
Don't forget the sauce
@@waixler83 Ah so that's where the lamb sauce has been this entire time.
Now go to London so you can use it
TheSandyLyricist Gordon Ramsay watches intently as you said that.
"Barry Bee Banzon is about to Bury his di-"
*Anime game ad starts playing*
Did you just say "banzon"?
Yeah, great ad placement
Nah it’s pvz
It’s 7:52
CrazyNaturelover_V ;3 69th like, nice
"Spank me kenny." "No..." "Im proud of you son." We just gone gloss over the fact he made out with his dad?
Yes. Yes we are.
Ason Axtioc was gonna like but the likes are on 69
Hayden Rasnick should have said if anyone likes there gay
Shwet home Alabama
Ason Axtioc he probably said no homo
“Barry Bee Benson boutta bury his *DI-*”
_ad plays_
Same!
I read this as it happened.
Same
Ads come at the greatest of times
Oz - Berry Bee Benson is about to BURY HIS DI-
Ad- Childsplay coming out soon.
That's amazing 😂
Randy RodgersGD no, _YOU’RE BREATHTAKING_
@@hravandil9993 no.. _you're breathtaking!_
Randy RodgersGD _YOU’RE ALL BREATHTAKING!_
@@hravandil9993 no
*_u_*
Saewin: "I fail to see the problem here."
Me: *Plays 'sweet home Alabama'*
the image at 1:46 confused me so much because thats my steam profile pic and i truly didnt know to expect me or some other shit
Amazing
It's like those failed panoramic shots of pets, search it up it'll make you laugh
The Almighty Loaf thank you. You’ve introduced me to a new world of wondrous things
The Almighty Loaf Thank you
@@mr_kirb5406 I know this is a thing for years and it still makes me laugh everytime
"I can't breathe."
"So no lungs?"
"No pulse or no heart? Remains to be seen."
Can't blame the guy.
Sometimes you want your chicken normal, sometimes you want it with a salty surprise.
No
He ran out of sauce I guess.
OZ: "Barry Bee Benson is about to bury his DI-"
***Insert holy ad***
Your Daily Dose of Stupidity My rhythms are flat, my beats are sick, my crew is big, and it keeps getting bigga, that’s cause Jesus Christ is my
Idk man the ad I got was about condoms and tampons
@Alastor TheRadioDemon I'm thinking of doing animations and naming my channel something else. It's gona be with my OC that I named after something in UT
OMG!! I LOVE YOUR NAME AND PFP!!
Ирина Ручко removed
And the worst thing is I was going to have chicken tonight.....Thanks Reddit
But good vid as always Oz!
Oh fuck I got featured on a TH-cam channel
I'm having chicken tonight too, oh god.
little smoke Well I need some seasoning, of course.
@Jessica Albrecht You mean you once had hope for them?
Geneva Hart shit fuck you mean I’m still eating chicken
7:52
OK I GOT AN AD WHEN HE WAS SAYING “DI-“ AND THAT WAS THE FREAKING BEST THING EVER
Lmao same!
Same
Joshua Montgomery dont youtubers choose where the ads are?
hannah acker they do
@@HaHaHannah1369 yes, but youtube doesn't always play the ads for some reasons
If I had a baby with no nose I would GP out in public with my hand over the baby's nose (you can't see the nose) saying "got your nose!" And then pull my hand back and start screaming like I didn't know that the child had a nose
Nice pfp
You guys are beautiful.
@@theultimateunoreversecard2566
Your child would be like: *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA* for 8 years lol
@@kduck789 It's almost worth applauding how filthy my mind has become.
Almost.
Furry flight seems like a good idea, get fast tracked through security and no one wants to sit next to you so free row for you!
Good idea Thanks mate
One flaw you might run into some antifurries
Soon there'll be furry terrorists
William Nindrago Dragon
Moan as they beat you.
You's probably get the whole fucking plane to yourself.
Had a friend who lived in a particularly bad neighborhood. She told me to always wear long sleeves (coat or shirt). When walking down the sidewalk, thread your keys between your fingers, and pull your hands up into the cuffs of your sleeves. Then mumble loudly (enough to be heard when passing someone) "OMG, I can't believe I just killed that guy." Making crazy eyes, and twitching your head and arms helps the effect as well.
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Useful to know. But what if someone _does_ stop and question me?
@@infiniteplanes5775 say dont let me make my next mistake or run
527 views 527 likes
Perfectly balanced as all things should be
27000 views, 2700 likes perfectly -balanced- 10%
43k views, 4.3k likes
Alex Mándi Iván 45K views, 4.5K likes
48k views 4.8k likes... What’s going on
Oh shit what's going on here
"I feel heartbroken. Why would the government jail me for being a minority?"
"Oh, haha, you're about to be heartbroken in more ways than one..."
thE CHICKEN BREAST THING KILLED ME OH GOD
I love these videos, they always make me laugh so hard XD
Is it possible to get Vibro from screwing and squid?
2:30 At a funeral instead of saying “I’m sorry”, just say “thank you” to everyone
Oz: "You couldn't see it cause-"
TH-cam closes
"Support libraries updating"
Me:Well you're right. I can't see it.
“BERRY B BENSAN IS ABOUT TO BURRY HIS D-“
(Ad)
Me:...IM SO LUCKY TODAY!
Fire Flower benson
Happened to me too
I got a Ad of cute animals mostly dogs
Barry*
Same
“Thank you for loss”
HMMM
Thank you for letting me see your-
Let your imagination run wild
Nothing Special PUPPY!
@@barackobama1381 smile!
@@barackobama1381 DI-
Thank you for your
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|| |_
The guy actually made the sonic. X bowser picture
Nope.
Sauce
oh god
You can't say that and not link it
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONONONONONONONO
7:03 Genie: You have three wishes
Me: I wish for unlimited wishes
Genie: *Wait That’s Illegal*
I actually saw the Ben Shapiro one.
Also, I've done the I'm smelling colors one. I told my sis I was drunk and was smelling colors.
I might actually do the fork one though. Seems like a good psychological defense tactic.
Not if they have a gun
@@isaacezekielthecolorblindg7343 Consume the gun
@@isaacezekielthecolorblindg7343 Still a chance they might crap themselves if the acting is good enough.
Angelkitty 777 ye
What if I get a boner and say
"WHIP ME DADDY"
2:29
Looks away from mirror
" You're welcome, man "
Oz media: About to bury his di-
Ad: Ah diplomas, the most expensive piece of paper you can findz
true that.
@@yummybred3611 i feel like ive seen this before
10:08 speaking of sinks, someone took a massive shit, about the size of an adult hand, in the bathroom sink at school. It made me question all life choices
2:25
Me when I’m sorry about something now: “ Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou” * rapidly Waving my hands
Granny couldn't possibly be any more ok! She's living her life, while her square of a grandson just does the daily grind for the next 40 years.
7:21 Krillin? Is that you?
... gonna need a sensu for that one.
4:25 I don't think I've ever laughed so hard that I cried, and the whole fam I ruptured eardrum has actually started hurting.
Your laughter during the chicken breast story made my day better.
"moisturize me"
“I like McDonald’s sprite because of the taste you get from mixing the ice & sprite.”
I really enjoy the madness Oz spiraled into just months after this.
“Especially the raw chicken one”
I’m a little scared now
Edit: I got to the chicken part and now I am...even more scared
4:28 baljeet was helping with the 9/11 attack in 2001? That means hes old enough ;)
He’s 18.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Oh...oh god-
Oh my god
I was listening to the disclaimer and it said "none of this should be replicated in real life, especially the raw chicken one" and to be completely honest that's a cursed comment in of itself
"I have cancer and it's very serious..."
"Cancer you say"
Me playing Terraria.
7:54 BARRY BEE BENSONS GUNNA BARRY HIS DI-
Ad*
Me in Terraria, dies*
Dude wtf
F
F
F
F
F
in case ur too lazy to skip to start of vid here u go 0:29
I completely forgot this comment existed
Lol rip I lost the heart but ok
I just got a AD when you were talking about Berry B. Beson...
2:26 another response I saw was “thank you for your condolences.”
Barry B Benson’s about to bury his di-
Anime ad starts playing
Right when you said "burry his" an ad suddenly popped up im yelling
Your profile pic is a member of Monsta X right?
3:14 when that bleep happened a loud notification went off and I felt like I was gonna die
5:46 Jfc why can't anyone spell my name.
@Mannibal Dan, I feel bad.
Lmaoo
@@peskyrat4 I regret everything.
@Carnival Sam it's too late
1:09 just listen to the NYEH at the throw of the table. I love this man.
"dont replicate it in the real world"
*what the hell happened here?!*
6:10
I remember the episode where Finn compared a bruise to a hickey from the universe
When the video needs a disclaimer, you know it’s cursed.
7:21
I am afraid you have given birth to Lord Voldemort.
Oh shit we need to cut a lighting bolt on a baby,and give him a wand and let him KILL THE SNAKE
I angered two people by calling them "forward-headed people". Apparently, the correct term is "foreskin-conjoined twins".
1:03 that “nyeh” I seriously laughed for a second
The Barry B. Benson sentence cut to an ad at the perfect time. I died laughing.
"Barry B. Benson about to bury his di-"
"Imagine this rope. Imagine this rope goes on and on..."
Reilious beautiful
You can't stop me from self defense. * slowly slipping fork into pocket*
Oz I'm still questioning the last video but this is better.
3:39
I LAUGHED SO HARD NO JOKE IF I HAD LIQUID IN MY MOUTH I WOULD HAVE CHOKED
it doesn't have to be liquid to get you to choke
@@GoodafternoonitsKaylee oh dear
TH-cam is drunk again and this mad me laugh
2:01 omg he sounds like the candy king or whatever hes called from Wreck it Ralph
4:14
That dude's face would be my face if that happened
how to defend your self
1 . wear a fursuit
2. moan the entire time
3 . wait for him to turn around and leave
4 . make a entry
Obviously the first guy couldnt find what he was looking for cause he needs to flip bbc and ben shapiro.
"...is about to bury his di-"
*_GMSK VIDEO AD_*
_sighs_
si about the clip at the end if the vid, If you load 9 crossbows and equip elytra , you are now an A-10 warthog
Brrrrrrrttttttttts in arrows
Gosh... I really need a life. I can’t believe I laughed so hard at the hipsters one...
Lmfao, I've seen that exact Zero Two themed setup post, even gave the guys in the comments pixiv links to the wallpapers.
I got an ad for a music app that’s a Minecraft parody of I Want Something Just Like This.
7:21 he looks like that Captain Gantu dude from Lilo and stitch
This made me laugh so much, please never stop
(9:37) Alternate cursed reply: "But that wouldn't grant the wish..."
Completely going to skip over the amount og likes? Ok...
I like that the people who dabbed realized how bad it was, and immediately tried to recover from it.
3:45
Ya know,
After reading that...
*Bowsette doesn't seem that bad*
True.
Even bowsette is better
If she's old enough to count, then she's old enough to mount
I said "ok Boomer" and my Google assistant turned on
LOL...the fact that he was laughing through part of it made it even more funny 😂
4:02 One of the 9/11 footages ever recorded inside the plane.
That almond milk one where Oz did the table flip sound sounded oddly adorable
8:00 Ok seriously, what's so wrong about Zero-Two from Darling in the Franxx?
My exact question
6:17 Phineas: he doesn't like to talk about it but Ferb was actually in one of the twin towers during 9/11
8:06
yeah i have that exept its all lust from full metal alchemist
Mines just random characters I like...
And most of its cosplay or posters so idk what u guys doin
What is the anime
At 8:04
@@tammygardner8721 Darling in the Franxx
OZ: Barry is about to bury his DI-
Ad: get Words With Friends
4:55
Is it bad that I accidentally heard "my dad eats me?"
No
"I can smell colors"
There's no escape from Homestuck. Everything is a Homestuck reference.
I do believe shadman has been challenged
8:09 I thought the mousepad was Dr Eggman
@7:53
Best ad placement ever
Got an ad for electing some dude named Garry B Newson or something and deadass thought it said Barry Bee Newson
5:03
Ghost,Hollow Knight,and all the failed vessels:WE ARE TOO BOI YOU AINT SPECIAL
I thought the baby without a nose thing was photoshopped 😲
It's Voldemort. We need to act quick or Harry Potter will become a reality.
@@orihime991 XD
YuyoSakaki PokemonMaster it isn’t actually, he had a tube in his throat to breathe as you can see in the picture. I watched a whole video about him. He died when he was 2 due to issues with the tube.
@@jessiem1042 Oh... That's very sad..
@@jessiem1042 I meant it as a joke. It's sad to hear he died.
0:59 Omg I remember when my sister showed me this but I forgot about God mocking them😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The world in adventure time is called Ooo
3:40 😨OKAY, THAT'S IT!! GET THE FEMUR BREAKER!!😠😆