Brilliant sketch as always. I studied corruption and governance in University and it peeves me off to no end seeing clear corruption be justified because it’s happening in Britain’s. Any other country it’s clear cut. The comedy always makes me laugh, but I feel Ill remembering it’s now a reality.
Hi, I work for Tory HQ. You sound perfect for our "future leader" programme. If you can provide details regarding the value of your scam-portfolio, and relevant "fiscal holiday homes", at your earliest convenience, we can have you installed as PM by Summer Recess... I look forward to our continued profits.
At the start of another drizzly day in "Synergy of Interest" Britain the silver lining, that puts a smile on your face, is a Matt Green video. Thanks Matt for yet another gem.
The Golden rule is "Them that has the gold makes the rules". :-)) Not forgetting "Politics is about helping people and your a person. Right" :-)) or we can turn to religious texts which say "The Lord helps those who help themselves". :-)) Well played Matt.
Oh so tragically true😭 I have been mouthing off about this exactly thing for years thinking its only me that sees this for what it really is. Thank goodness there are others out there with eyes ears and brains engaged. At least its not corruption coz we don't have that in Britain.
Absolutely brilliant! TBH I'm sick to the back teeth of these individuals whose only purpose is to avoid tax and make each other richer. We need a general election PDQ.
Need a General Election?.....think i would rather stick with the conservatives rather than Keir Starmers Labour party. At least it is transparent greed, corruption, and nepotism, not something wrapped in hypocrisy.
When I was young corruption only happened in foreign countries: how times have change. Once again Matt prove he has his finger on the pulse of the comedy vein
Yep. If they got him on board he'd tie us in knots, take us to the cleaners and we'd probably endeup thanking him for having convinced us to vote for something totally against our own interests. A master of political gobbleydegook.
Brilliant use of comedy to expose the truth. Touching not just on those who directly perpetrate the corruption, but the passive acceptance of those of us who sit by and let it happen. When I hear of the misdeeds of those in power, there is always that niggling doubt that their excuses might be true because of an almost unconscious feeling ‘that this can’t be happening here’. Thanks for helping to open my eyes just a little more.
I was larfing proper like, at wot you done. Then I suddenly stopped as it hit me. BoJoke, Shoesnake, Glove, Reet Smugg, Deadwood, Cashful, and the like REALLY believe this to be TRUE. They are privileged, and deserve the cherries on top of everything else. There is no irony with them, it is a fact, (or fatcat), of life. I am now burning with the heat of a righteous anger. And I want, nay demand, REVENGE.
This isn't corruption - it's the very best of British satire! "Synergy of influence" made me spit my coffee at the screen!
I will use that one as well.
This isn't corruption, it's M&S Corruption......
Me too. Great one
Same for me !!! So genius...
I fully expect to witness a politician use the phrase 'synergy of influence' unironically within 2 years.
@Andrew Murray I'd give it two weeks!🙄
I’m fairly sure that someone who writes speeches will see this and work it in.
😂😂😂🤣😭
'Can you really do dodgy deals in drizzle?'
Killer line.
@Don Doodat Good one.
No they don't. They go to private islands in the Caribbean or mountaintop villas in Italy (without the security detail)...
“Synergy of influence” is genius-level weasel. Or weasel-level genius. It’s both. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Very true... If it was Africa or Asia... It would be called out as corruption
Frankly, the difference between satire and reality gets harder and harder to distinguish. Clever, the right words, the right voice.
Boris Johnson really ruined satire.
If only we had some sort of office that could seriously look into the possibility of fraud.
"Can you really do dodgy deals in drizzle?" Oh Matt, I adore you now and forever! 😆
That was my fav..
@@lovesees4320 And mine.
I’ve just noticed, “Tory Britain” is an anagram of “Not Corrupt Us”!! 😂😂
This isn't just corruption, this is world beating corruption.
The Conservative party motto: Looking out for No. 1.
Brilliant sketch as always. I studied corruption and governance in University and it peeves me off to no end seeing clear corruption be justified because it’s happening in Britain’s. Any other country it’s clear cut. The comedy always makes me laugh, but I feel Ill remembering it’s now a reality.
Hi, I work for Tory HQ. You sound perfect for our "future leader" programme. If you can provide details regarding the value of your scam-portfolio, and relevant "fiscal holiday homes", at your earliest convenience, we can have you installed as PM by Summer Recess...
I look forward to our continued profits.
You'd be surprised, mate
Both extraordinarily funny and painfully accurate...
I so want that T-shirt - it’s not corruption if it’s Britain 😅 cheers Matt 😂😂
At the start of another drizzly day in "Synergy of Interest" Britain the silver lining, that puts a smile on your face, is a Matt Green video. Thanks Matt for yet another gem.
It bafflea me that we don't call it corruption
"Synergy of influence" is pure Gus from drop the dead donkey lol. Perfect.
Oh Matt, I didn’t realise you are the new Conservative Chairman.
It's TORY Britain
"Synergy of influence" that's it! Who can have problem with that ?
"Synergy of influence." A great phrase for the next Tory manifesto. Matt should charge royalties for that one.
The Golden rule is "Them that has the gold makes the rules". :-)) Not forgetting "Politics is about helping people and your a person. Right" :-)) or we can turn to religious texts which say "The Lord helps those who help themselves". :-)) Well played Matt.
But God help anyone who gets caught helping themselves, as my Grandad used to say🕊️
Oh so wonderful - these guys running the country are really patriots.... honestly.....
Ah yes the Father Ted defense never grows old, the money was merely resting in my account Dougal😂
You're going from strength to strength with this excuse for a government. Thanks ❤
Oh so tragically true😭 I have been mouthing off about this exactly thing for years thinking its only me that sees this for what it really is. Thank goodness there are others out there with eyes ears and brains engaged.
At least its not corruption coz we don't have that in Britain.
Absolutely brilliant! TBH I'm sick to the back teeth of these individuals whose only purpose is to avoid tax and make each other richer. We need a general election PDQ.
GE? 1st past the pub. PDQ, today, next week, 2024, but it doesn't matter because democracy in name only is no democracy.
Need a General Election?.....think i would rather stick with the conservatives rather than Keir Starmers Labour party. At least it is transparent greed, corruption, and nepotism, not something wrapped in hypocrisy.
It's not a crime if you don't caught!
Sadly, this is basically their argument.
A very clear training video for Tory party candidates. Well done. And no doubt will be more remunerative than the YT revenues.
This is so depressingly brilliant!
"Synergy of influence" is very good!
"Dodgy deals in drizzle" 😂😂😂
I guess this is my new favourite until the next one. Brilliantly done.
That’s so true. Sadly our morals got killed off since 2010.
The last line is absolutely brilliant!
'Synergy of influence' - absolutely brilliant, and the knowing look at the end put me off my dinner!
When I was young corruption only happened in foreign countries: how times have change.
Once again Matt prove he has his finger on the pulse of the comedy vein
I hope this is a joke 🙃🥲
@@shairafaiza7261 Why?
Don't be giving them ideas, Matt. Brilliant as always. My god, they're keeping you busy but keep going for us that despair at what is going on.
I hope Matt will never accept any offer to become a spin-doctor or we will be lost.
Yep. If they got him on board he'd tie us in knots, take us to the cleaners and we'd probably endeup thanking him for having convinced us to vote for something totally against our own interests. A master of political gobbleydegook.
"Corruption is something that happens in other countries. Hot ones, probably." Brilliant. Just brilliant.
This would be hilarious if this wasn't already government policy
Making the truth so glaringly obvious it hurts. Excellent.
Spot on as usual. Matt is outstanding.
Brilliant use of comedy to expose the truth. Touching not just on those who directly perpetrate the corruption, but the passive acceptance of those of us who sit by and let it happen. When I hear of the misdeeds of those in power, there is always that niggling doubt that their excuses might be true because of an almost unconscious feeling ‘that this can’t be happening here’. Thanks for helping to open my eyes just a little more.
This is by far the best way to describe contempary British (tory) politics
>implying other parties arent corrupt
Top stuff again Matt best political satirist for years. Keep going.
Dirty Deeds done dirt cheap, favorite song of every politician.
Hitting the nail on the head yet again. Great work.
OMG, SPOT ON😂😂😭😭
Top notch satire! 🥇
Now I'm in doubt about my personhood!
I am sold on this! If someone would give me at least 10 Million I would see what I could do for them.
Gods you're fast turning these out. Brilliant! Keep it up!
It's all a huge misunderstanding ... What we see is the rehearsal for a remake of "For a few dollars more".
'Because we're all about helping people, and if you're a people, then you'll support us!' ⚒️ 🇷🇺
"to your bank balance" the key motivation
It's not comedy it is reality 🤣🤪
Nail hit firmly on the head. Perfect skit as always!
This is chillingly convincing Matt. Maybe you'll be offered work by Tory-orientated think tanks soon...if you haven't already!!!!!!!!
What to say ? So funny , and so true.On the nail as usual Matt. What would we do without these videos. ? Can't wait for the next one.
It's not corruption if you are wearing an Ermine... It's Britain.
Keep up the great work Matt, you had me in stitches.
Very good Matt.
Tell it how it is.
Launch an independent investigation run by... Feckin brilliant, Matt
Synergy of influence
The bad thing: They actually think it is supposed to be this way.
So many Hunts so little morals
Both sad and funny at the same time.
No job is just too big for him, unlike the current PM, one wonders?
These videos are criminally underwatched!
Outstandingly brilliant! "Synergy of influence" - the art of spin at its best. You have indeed outdone yourself Matt, bravo!!
It's curruption
Wasn’t England the place where pirates had a king’s/queen‘s uniform, some time ago?
Tsk tsk Matt, it's clearly "thinking outside the box".
Thank You Mat🤗
Honestly you didn't need the sketch the thumbnail was perfectly hilarious haha
Fuck yeah !!!! Bang on! Matt Green you legend!
Spot on as usual. Get that tour sorted out, we all need moments of sanity and quality entertainment to look forward to.
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Bullseye! The corruption and poverty
Best ignore it I suppose.
Loved the fact that you didn’t put up the British flag when you referenced B**** J****** and the BBC Chairman Dodginess
spot on again matt
Brilliant, says it all.
Always Great. Always True.
Well said.
So good! 😂
How do you define exceptionalism. 😂. Nice one again, Matt👍🌷
Superb as ever😂
Matt brilliant.. and I say this as a person from one of those hot countries..
Brilliant, thanks Matt.
Well that was great... possibly not deliberate😄
Deals, deals, deals. Get your share of backhand Britain today!
@Armetheon is it a going out of business sale?
@@minskysfeedbackyianni1302 haha, it's a possibility
Brilliant 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😂😂😂
Pass me some cash,I’ll see if it works?
Excellent on point clip
Loved it
Helping other people? It's not even corruption if you're caught red handed helping yourself, apparently. Those stables don't heat themselves, y'know.
I was larfing proper like, at wot you done. Then I suddenly stopped as it hit me. BoJoke, Shoesnake, Glove, Reet Smugg, Deadwood, Cashful, and the like REALLY believe this to be TRUE. They are privileged, and deserve the cherries on top of everything else. There is no irony with them, it is a fact, (or fatcat), of life. I am now burning with the heat of a righteous anger. And I want, nay demand, REVENGE.
Beautifully crafted!
Some new Conservatives will watch this thinking it's an official ethics training video. I mean, it may as well be, so what's the difference.
Just brilliant
"But don't worry, they all went to Oxford". All of them, yes.
Is this your application to be the next independent ethics commissioner??? 😆