Zenaida Zeal lol so true. the human squadmates in this game are racist autocorrection. boring. ironically the only interesting human squadmate is a perfect white female.
"Thank you for bringing me Councillor Sparatus, T'Soni. I will-" "Ah yes, the Shadow Broker. The all knowing and shadowy information dealer who supposedly sells information to the highest bidder. We have dismissed that claim."
"You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. Thank you for bringing me Specialist Traynor. Her toothbrush will help me save up on dentistry bills."
What I have learned. 1. The broker is not putting a hand on anyone 2. It is pointless to challenge him 3. Jacob Is interesting? 4. the doctor travels with fascinating companions 5. everyone must sissy slap there guns
+Alex Arriaga One of the things that surprises me the most is that even Legion forgot to arm his gun. As a synthetic, he shouldn't forget to do that kind of things.
Informator: "Jacob has been killed, sir.". Illusive Man: "My cigarette is finishing too soon. Uh... Did you told me something about someone?". Informator: "Yes... Jacob.". I.M.: "Damn, i have run out of cigarettes... Who?" Informer (with a sad sigh): "A new package of cigarettes for the boss!".
The Broker: “Jacob’s death will cripple Cerberus” Shepard: “Uhm” Miranda: “Uhm” Illusive Man: “Uhm” The Normandy: “Uhm” The Geth Consensus: “Uhm” Even Jacob: “Uhm”
Miranda has a very interesting backstory and a fine personality with a lot of doubts of herself dispite always using the genetic card. Jacod has nothing
And even if you romance Jacob, HE ENDS UP FUCKING CHEATING! WHO TF WOULD CHEAT ON SHEPARD?!?! Like, bruh, you scored a chick, who singlehandedly can take on A FUCKING REAPER 1v1 and WIN. Would you risk cheating on that?(We should have had some renegade options there, like hit him a couple of times, at least, having your squadmates pull you off or something)
I love how Grunt is the only one who didn't need to rack his gun beforehand. Of course a true Krogan warrior storms in ready to go, fully cocked and safety off.
"Thank you for bringing me the Prothean, T'soni. It will be interesting to see how his body reacts to my firearms." "And it will be just as interesting to see how your body reacts once I throw you out of the airlock."
His comments for Samara and Kasumi vary depending on the status of their Loyalty Missions: If Samara's mission is either failed or not yet completed: "I'm surprised the Justicar came, T'Soni... considering her unfortunate business on Omega." If Shepard sided with Morinth: "I'm surprised the Justicar came, T'Soni, considering her... changed agenda." If Kasumi's mission isn't done yet: "I'm surprised you brought the thief, T'Soni. She'll miss Hock's party." If Kasumi erased the greybox: "I'm obliged you brought along Ms. Goto, T'Soni. Even blank greyboxes are worth a fortune."
Nicholas Johnson thank you, just saved me a whole new playthrough. but, does the shadow broker put hands on Morinth? or hurt anyone? given the difference, was there a point to challenging him, asari?
@@samhill4155 Its both. He is controling the Collector General and through him controls the Collectors individually BUT it is actually the General controling the Collectors.
"It's pointless to challenge me, Asari." "It's pointless to challenge me, Asari." "It's pointless to challenge me, Asari." "It's pointless to challenge me, Asari." "It's pointless to challenge me, A-" *Renegade interrupt music plays* Shepard: "I've had enough of this." And then he shot the Broker dead. The end.
"I'm surprised you brought the quarian, T'soni. Her supposed leadership on Haestrom got most of her team killed." "You're not putting a hand on anyone!" "It's pointless to chall- what? When did I say anything about that?"
@@MJ0101_ Shadow Broker is plainly stating that he thinks Tali is worthless. She's the only squaddie for whom his "fascinating companion" comment is sarcastic. Hence Liara's response doesn't make sense with regard to Tali as the squaddie present (and only Tali). It's bizarre that you and 8 other people didn't understand this.
@@CognizantCheddar He still says "you brought me the quarian." The pretext is still that the others came with her but are going to be his now, just like Liara's friend. Even if he says it sarcastically and says "I'm surprised" he is still referring to the fact that she *brought* her friends *to* him, with reference to ownership. That is why she gives that rebuttal.
Jacob. His death would cripple Cerberus. ... ...how exactly did Cerberus go from 'crippled by the death of Jacob' to the nigh-unbeatable force shown in ME3, in less than an year?
If you listen to Zaeed story, it has one theme, mission successful. He lives, everyone else dies. It didn't hit me during the suicide mission. Poor Legion.
Tali must be sad... Everyone is appreciated by the broker even useless Jacob but the master engineer, daughter of one of the most influential quarian gets insulted... Good thing he is dead now :D
Old comment but Tali and the Shadow Broker have history. Tali tried to sell her intel to the Broker but Fist betrayed the broker for Saren. Tali ends up giving the intel to Shepard rather than the Shadow Broker. That probably made him sore. The Broker intended to kill Tali after she gave the intel to him but of course Tali never knew this even after the deal fell through.
Consider the information in Shadow Broker's dossier on Tali, I'm start to wonder if Fist really turn to Saren or just pretended to. On one hand, one of his agent hire Wrex to kill Fist. On the other hand, there was this message. To: Fist From: Shadow Broker I'm forwarding you the intel on a quarian named Tali'Zorah. She wants a meeting, and she's got valuable intel. Get her someplace safe, and avoid any intelligence channels. Spectre Saren Arterius is after her. When you get the intel, kill the quarian and any of our operatives who had access to the data. This information cannot be compromised. Top-level security. You'll be compensated for the loss of any of your people.
Here's a thought for Jacob that would acknowledge what the ME fans think of him and make him more interesting at the same time "You travel with fascinating companions doctor. Thank you for bringing me Shepard and . . . huh . . . I don't believe I know who this is."
(Shadow Broker) "You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. Thank you for bringing Nassana Dantius, I've wanted to punch her for a while." (Liara) "That, I will allow."
"Thank you for bringing me Solo and the Wookie! wait, how the hell did you two get in this universe" "Thank you for bringing me the hanar. he's a big stupid jellyfish"
Man, I wish I could recruit this guy! They could've made him a companion option in ME3. As I recall, when you prove yourself to be the strongest leader, Yahg will be fiercely loyal. Talk what you want, but he was an awesome Shadow Broker. Creeped me the hell out when I read that he actually knew how many cigarettes and drinks the Illusive Man had, or how many times he slept with someone every week. Oh, and Legion's gamer profile. I was expecting something about Shepard, like :''Travels all over the galaxy to buy ship models and exotic fishes''. :D
New game everybody, make a Shadow Broker profile for you Shepard. Go! “She travels all around the galaxy collecting ship models and strange fish. Her greatest weakness is that she owns a space hamster and is far too attached to it. She has an uncanny ability to detect which hamster is the correct one. She and her crew are the only people who know that the Reapers, as she calls them, are coming. Nobody believes her. She is interestingly polite with people until they mess with her friends, her fish, or her hamster.”
nah would ruin priority sur kesh. Take Garrus and Liara Shep sees a Yahg " careful there goes the next SB!" Garrus " could have sworn he was muttering T'soni the whole time" Liara " not funny" 🤣
Thank you for bringing me Mr. Vega, Asari. This is the only time you've chosen him for any of your assignments. You must be eager to rid him from your team."
I wonder what he'd say for others: Wrex: Thank you for bringing me Urdnot Wrex, T'Soni. Many clans will pay well for his death. Javik: I'm obliged you brought the Prothean, T'Soni. The Collectors will pay well for the return of their prodigal son. (Or after Suicide Mission): It's good you brought the Prothean, T'Soni, he'll join the rest of his fallen brothers and sisters.
Shadow Broker: "You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. Thank you for bringing me Dr. T'Soni, T'Soni. Dr. T'Soni could teach me a lot about reapers from T'Soni's interesting Dr. T'Soni's reaper facts handbook." Liara: "You're not putting a hand on anyone!"
“You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. Thank you for bringing me the Fifth Fleet, T’Soni. I hear the Admiral Hackett is out.” “You’re not putting a hand on anyone!” “It’s useless to challenge me, asari.”
I'm sensing the Shadow Broker isn't fond of Quarians. Literally everyone else is somewhat complimented, even if it's just about the size of the bounty on their heads, while Tali is just berated for her supposed lack of leadership on what was little better than a suicide mission.
+Ramrikai I believe if you choose her to lead a team in the suicide mission, Miranda even exclaims "the last two times she was in charge, everyone died!" No one's going to let her forget that. Not the Broker. Not Miranda. No one.
Tali definitely could've performed better as leader of those marines on Haestrom. She was also a poor leader at Freedom's Progress, unable to control her troops.
That part was weird to me. Wouldn't have taken much to add something for them. Handing Miranda to her father, for example. And even Jacob could have had some line about maybe being able to get access to a supply of the toxic fauna from his father's 'exotic vacation' coordinates for experimentation. But nope, nothing.
As cool as this DLC was, I found it laughable how the Shadow Broker and his subordinates kept acting like he was some kind of God-like figure. He wasn't even the first Shadow Broker. When he kills a Reaper, THEN he can act high and mighty around Shepard.
@@ShaDO118k The Illusive Man has sex every day of the week according to the Broker's files. Most beautiful humans in the Galaxy, twins, and an Asari matriarch, twice in the same week. TIM fucks.
The Shadow Broker has information that could topple entire civilizations, even Cerberus information network was dependent on the Shadow Broker. He is a god in his own right.
Jacob used to be part of a secret Alliance group called the Corsairs. Even Shepard didn't know about them, so it sounded pretty shady and secretive. Maybe they should have had the Broker reference that instead of just recycling the same line they used for Miranda.
And what an stellar job he did, he was abut to go to sleep when his station went into chaos and he was being held up by 3 mechs. He had no idea who even the traitor was.
Damn the Shadow Broker sounds exactly how I would imagine him to sound like. Cryptic, almost all knowing and a deep unsettling voice... that’s natural and not done by a Voice modulator.
Lines for companions that aren't available in the game! "Thank you for bringing the Krogan Chief, there are more than a few of his brethen that would pay millions fof his head" "Thank you for bringing me Williams, any secrets she has on the allience will make a fine addition to my collection" "Thank you for bringing me Alenko, his L2 inplant will be very interesting to study." "Thank you for bringing me the last Prothean, I will see that their knowledge is not wasted". "You travel with fascinating companions doctor... except for this soldier, Vega was it? I suppose he'll make a good meal."
"Thank you for bringing me Kai Leng, T'Soni. The with his premature death Bioware will hopefully think up a more interesting villain for the third instalment"
''You travel with fascinating companions, doctor'' Holy frak! It just popped up to me! Is that a Doctor Who reference? Yahgs are watching Doctor Who? LOL :p
I always pick Thane for this mission because the Shadow Broker was responsible for the death of Thane's wife, so it feels kind've poetic, like Thane is avenging her.
I have a few questions after watching this. Does she travel with fascinating companions? Is the Shadow Broker putting a hand on anyone? Is it pointless to challenge him?
The Shadow Broker is so spot on on Tali's lack of leadership haha! On Freedom Progress, she is absolutely unable to control her lousy teamates who end up all killed or seriously wounded while on Haestrom, most of her team gets killed. She has a lot of "human" qualities, but having leadership is certainly not one of them! However, the Shadow Broker fumbles in the dark about Jacob. He's neither important nor irreplaceable for Cerberus. He's merely a competent soldier and I doubt that the Illusive Man has a hard time recruiting them. Nice try Broker, nice try. :P
Had he known about the context of the loyalty. "I am quite pleased you have delivered Rael Vas Zorath's daughter to me. His research with the geth and the methods to gather it is extremely valuable in the right hands
I learned that: 1. The doctor travels with fascinating companions 2. The Broker isn't putting a hand on anyone 3. It's pointless to challenge him, Asari
"You travel with fascinating companions doctor, Conrad Verner's death will cripple the Shepard cosplay community."
"Oh no I'll no I'll totally miss him!" kicks him off the nearest ledge.
ROFL.
You're alright, dude.
...Now I really wish Conrad Verner was recruitable in ME2...
"Thank you for bringing the quarian Dr. T'Soni, I'm pretty sure she stole my credit chit"
He blames the quarian but it was acually kasumi
xD
racist
Underrated comment xD
😂😂
What I expected in the comments: *intriguing opinions and theories*
What I got: *Roasting Jacob*
F
He deserves all the roasting. I'm still salty about the cheating.
@@ZeeNastee I've never actually romanced him and I'm salty about the cheating.
Why would people ve theorising about somethig liek this?
@@sornyeilevente973 Well, maybe the possibility of the Yahg in future games.
Real line for Jacob:
"You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. I see you brought uh...some dude?"
I was seriously hoping the line would change to "You travel with uninteresting companions, doctor."
when i heard that i remembered doctor who
smurfcatsLollies
I think that was intentional.
Jass Jake nn
"You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. I see you brou-...uh...who is this guy?"
“It’s good you brought me Kalisah Bint Sinan al-Jilani. I’ve grown tired of her disingenuous assertions.”
Hahahaha
Us too
Great comment let’s be friends
“It’s good you brought me Kalisah Bint Sinan al-Jilani. I’ve grown curious about why everyone like punching her.”
YOU CAN HAVE HER SHADOW BROKER SHE BRINGS IN LIKE 5 OR 10 WAR ASSETS NEXT GAME
"You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. And Jacob."
Zenaida Zeal lol so true. the human squadmates in this game are racist autocorrection. boring. ironically the only interesting human squadmate is a perfect white female.
he is only cool if he dies. imo that is.
muh racism
LordFaffo Nothing to do with his skin tone. He's not a very interesting companion.
Know the details before speaking up.
***** Then I'm sorry. I just see so many people finding racism in everything.
"Thank you for bringing me Councillor Sparatus, T'Soni. I will-"
"Ah yes, the Shadow Broker. The all knowing and shadowy information dealer who supposedly sells information to the highest bidder. We have dismissed that claim."
And then the shadow broker slowly fades from existance.
xD
LOL!.. My god... Hahaha
hahuahuahua. But the correct is: Ah yes, the """"Shadow Broker""""
That was Perfect!
"You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. Thank you for bringing me Specialist Traynor. Her toothbrush will help me save up on dentistry bills."
Generates tiny mass effect fields
To massage the gums.
Yawgs do have a shit-ton of teeth...
Real line to Garrus - "I´m surprised you brough Archangel, T´soni. His calibrations will be truly invaluable." xP
Noo not garrus!!!!! who will do all of the Normandy's calibrations??????????
I shall continue the line... I expect exactly one year from now some will do the same...
Im an early bird
(One year later) Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.
Calibrations haha. Never geths old.
What I have learned.
1. The broker is not putting a hand on anyone
2. It is pointless to challenge him
3. Jacob Is interesting?
4. the doctor travels with fascinating companions
5. everyone must sissy slap there guns
Jacob's death will cripple Cerberus. lolwut
Lmao
LMAO and what a low blow for Tali, her leadership got everyone killed.
+Ancient Warrior well....it did
+Alex Arriaga One of the things that surprises me the most is that even Legion forgot to arm his gun. As a synthetic, he shouldn't forget to do that kind of things.
"You travel with fascinating companions Doctor."
"Shepard's space hamster will make a cute pet."
*Don’t even think about touching my space hamster*
Okay now it's personal
meep.
why did I think you were going to say “Shepard’s space hamster will make a fine addition to my collection”
*sets my Collecter AR to full auto with incendiary rounds*
ALL HANDS ON DECK
Jacobs death will cripple Cerberus?
Informator: Sir Jacob Taylor has been killed in mission
Illusive Man: lol, k
Poor jacob lmao
Jacob might as well be called Cerberus Soldier #114
lol
I laughed harder than I should have lol.
Informator: "Jacob has been killed, sir.".
Illusive Man: "My cigarette is finishing too soon. Uh... Did you told me something about someone?".
Informator: "Yes... Jacob.".
I.M.: "Damn, i have run out of cigarettes... Who?"
Informer (with a sad sigh): "A new package of cigarettes for the boss!".
"You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. But why in the hell did you bring Jacob?"
2021: *inclusivity*
Oh 🤣
I read that in his voice 😂😂
Actually Tali was the only one he didn't respect.
@@DerekMoore82 and for that his fate was sealed
"Thank you for bringing me Mr. Moreau, T'Soni. I have spent all day computing pi because he plugged in the Overlord." -Quote
best 1 yet
@@commandershephard5019 “I’m commander Shepard and this is my favourite quote in the comment section.” - you
The Broker: “Jacob’s death will cripple Cerberus”
Shepard: “Uhm”
Miranda: “Uhm”
Illusive Man: “Uhm”
The Normandy: “Uhm”
The Geth Consensus: “Uhm”
Even Jacob: “Uhm”
Harbinger uh
Jacob's long lost father who hasn't seen or spoken to him in decades: "Uhm"
The Reapers: “Uhm”
Everyone in Andromeda: Umm
Even people in Dragon Age: Uhm
Jacob is so unremarkable they couldn't find anything the shadow broker might say about him, so they just copy-pasted Miranda's and went along with it
Miranda has a very interesting backstory and a fine personality with a lot of doubts of herself dispite always using the genetic card.
Jacod has nothing
And even if you romance Jacob, HE ENDS UP FUCKING CHEATING! WHO TF WOULD CHEAT ON SHEPARD?!?! Like, bruh, you scored a chick, who singlehandedly can take on A FUCKING REAPER 1v1 and WIN. Would you risk cheating on that?(We should have had some renegade options there, like hit him a couple of times, at least, having your squadmates pull you off or something)
1183314 it says Jacob is there for stabilization of shepherds mind set
@@cellelysium9741
He does _what?!_
@@starlightmoone IKR!!!
"Thank you for bringing us Shepard's Clone, T'soni. His/her death will-"
"I should go"
*Literally leaves*
***** ....ok?
+Prince Vegeta Overreaction much.
"And you, Shadowbroker..."
"Do I sound like that?"
@@KellingtonDorkswafer shadow broker: “Yes. Yes you do.”
Shadow Broker: "Thank you for bringing me Sovereign, T'Soni. Wait what?"
Sovereign: "I AM BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION"
"Its pointless to challenge me, reaper"
Death is imminent
I think you mean Nazara.
ASSUMING CONTROL
Shadow broker: "Thank you for bringing me The Harbinger, T'so-"
Harbinger: "ASSUMING CONTROL"
I love how Grunt is the only one who didn't need to rack his gun beforehand. Of course a true Krogan warrior storms in ready to go, fully cocked and safety off.
I taught my space son well
Krogun shotguns have no safety
I could never bring myself to take Grunt to this mission. The idea that some table thrown at him is enough to knock him out is outrageous
Maybe cuz it would look stupid on a bulky frog monster like grunt
@@thesamejackalsniperthatkil117 Don't start no stuff and there won't be none
Miranda's line should've been about selling her to her father.
Or the kick ass body mods and biotic enhancements invested in her
Agreed. She deserved a unique voice line :'/
"Thank you for bringing me Ms Lawson, T'Soni. Mr Lawson will pay a lot to bring his wayward daughter back."
Yea because the line she has doesn’t fit if you do this after the main story since she’s quit Cerberus by that point
Right?
Ah yes, the "Shadow Broker", a secretive information broker that is allegedly a violent, primitive species. We have dismissed that claim.
I kind of thought the shadow broker would be a salarian from former member of STG it would totally have made sense
Naga Sadow Didn't Revan make your ass one with the force yet?
And the shadow broker fades from existence...
"You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. Niftu Cal's biotics have wreaked more havoc than Subject Zero's."
*inhale* "I... am a biotic GOD!"
The dude is like a strong windy wind or something. Biotics made flesh and everything
thank you
"You're not putting a hand on anyone"
@@FireCobraClaw "It's pointless to challenge me, asari."
I wonder if Liara travels with any fascinating companions....
The shadow broker seems to think so
+Commander Shepard He is not putting a hand on anyone
+Commander Shepard it's useless to challenge him commander
Alex Arriaga *pointless
i have one question and one question only. Is it pointless for the asari to challenge him?
"Thank you for bringing me the Prothean, T'soni. It will be interesting to see how his body reacts to my firearms."
"And it will be just as interesting to see how your body reacts once I throw you out of the airlock."
Wow... Javik in ME2. Oof, that is an idea.
"In my cycle, we threw things like you out of the airlock"
@@guilhermehank4938 "Your kind was much smaller in my cycle."
@@ThePlatineist and animals. You were sport for young soldiers to learn how to kill
I really just read this in javik's voice
His comments for Samara and Kasumi vary depending on the status of their Loyalty Missions:
If Samara's mission is either failed or not yet completed: "I'm surprised the Justicar came, T'Soni... considering her unfortunate business on Omega."
If Shepard sided with Morinth: "I'm surprised the Justicar came, T'Soni, considering her... changed agenda."
If Kasumi's mission isn't done yet: "I'm surprised you brought the thief, T'Soni. She'll miss Hock's party."
If Kasumi erased the greybox: "I'm obliged you brought along Ms. Goto, T'Soni. Even blank greyboxes are worth a fortune."
Nicholas Johnson thank you, just saved me a whole new playthrough.
but, does the shadow broker put hands on Morinth? or hurt anyone? given the difference, was there a point to challenging him, asari?
Hey how about kasumi goto gray box I destroyed it.
bigpoison408 She still has the greybox in her head though
Thank you, I can’t believe OP forgot about Morinth
@@bigpoison408 jokes on you. She pieces it back together
"Thank you for bringing the Collecter General, his death will prevent him from Assuming Direct Control."
ironic comsidering it was the Collectors bounty for Shepherds body . That Liara or more Feron rescued him from in first place.
Actually its not the General is Harbinger who assumes direct control. He's also controlling the General.
@@samhill4155 Its both. He is controling the Collector General and through him controls the Collectors individually BUT it is actually the General controling the Collectors.
@@Dark_Voice wrong. If someone is controlling you are you actually doing those actions? No you're body is. But you are not.
@@Dark_Voice and at the end of mass effect 2 the genderals eyes stop glowing as harbinger says releasing control.
"It's good you brought me Blasto, T'Soni. His legendary battle prowess will be a priceless asset."
"It's pointless to challenge me, Asari."
"It's pointless to challenge me, Asari."
"It's pointless to challenge me, Asari."
"It's pointless to challenge me, Asari."
"It's pointless to challenge me, A-"
*Renegade interrupt music plays*
Shepard: "I've had enough of this."
And then he shot the Broker dead. The end.
"But Shepard..."
"I should go."
Shepard: I've had enough of your repeated dialogue.
I've had enough with your snide insinuations
Nope "you're not putting a hand on anyone!"
Tell me another story about the Shepard
"You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. Not one of them seems to have bothered to load their weapon before pointing it at me..."
That... is an interesting observation.
Grunt has
I don't think anyone's putting a hand on anyone...
I don’t know, I mean they have to HAVE hands in the first place
Ok most
It's pointless to challenge him, Patterrz.
The Broker did catch Shepard's though.
Man w the amount of romancing that’s going on hands have been errrywhere. Surprised Shepard didn’t try to romance the shadow broker during all this
It's pointless to challenge me, Asari.....
+Josuke Ruins Everything. "Thank you for bringing me Kenobi, T'soni. His high ground will certainly be invaluable to defeat the Reapers."
Y o u ' r e n o t p u t t i n g a h a n d o n a n y o n e
"I'm surprised you brought the quarian, T'soni. Her supposed leadership on Haestrom got most of her team killed."
"You're not putting a hand on anyone!"
"It's pointless to chall- what? When did I say anything about that?"
Yeah, they clearly didn't put as much work into this conversation as others.
@@PhoenixT70 Why think so? He says literally that Liara brought him someone and she replies that "no, you won't have them". Sounds appropriate.
@@MJ0101_ Shadow Broker is plainly stating that he thinks Tali is worthless. She's the only squaddie for whom his "fascinating companion" comment is sarcastic.
Hence Liara's response doesn't make sense with regard to Tali as the squaddie present (and only Tali).
It's bizarre that you and 8 other people didn't understand this.
@@CognizantCheddar because i was fuсkin drunk and russian when wrote this
@@CognizantCheddar He still says "you brought me the quarian." The pretext is still that the others came with her but are going to be his now, just like Liara's friend. Even if he says it sarcastically and says "I'm surprised" he is still referring to the fact that she *brought* her friends *to* him, with reference to ownership. That is why she gives that rebuttal.
3:33
"I'll give Mr. Krios' son my regards"
How very Lannister of you Shadow Broker.
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO shit .. fuckin cross over between my favorite Things :)
@@nintendoeater93 Damn Tywin compose yourself you're a lord
It's sad your third companion gets knocked the fuck out at the start of the fight, I'm sure Thane would have liked to go apeshit on this guy.
@@ZaynahZihoa Yeah, especially since aggressively cocked his gun.
He is remarkably polite. You know, for someone about to try and rek your face.
he had a lot of patience until Liara hit him with that smart remark
Premeditated murder is no excuse to be rude.
+Nevin Rhymer She really had to piss him off and trigger that boss battle.
Yahg combine the physical prowess and aggressiveness of the krogan with the cunning of a salarian.
@@Janoha17 more than a Krogan, not to mention that they tend to eat their victims.
Shadow Broker: You travel with fascinating companions,doctor.
Liara: Doctor Who?
Doon doon PISSHH!
you travel with fascinatOH SHIT IS THAT ZAEED?
yup, and lately he has been more angry than ussual
Bravo! :D :D
SB: you travel with fascinat...Who is that?
Shepard: Jacob.
SB: Who?
Jacob. His death would cripple Cerberus.
...
...how exactly did Cerberus go from 'crippled by the death of Jacob' to the nigh-unbeatable force shown in ME3, in less than an year?
If you listen to Zaeed story, it has one theme, mission successful. He lives, everyone else dies. It didn't hit me during the suicide mission. Poor Legion.
Tali must be sad... Everyone is appreciated by the broker even useless Jacob but the master engineer, daughter of one of the most influential quarian gets insulted... Good thing he is dead now :D
Well...haestrom was a disaster
+Alex Arriaga Whatever happens at Haestrom, stays at Haestrom. xD
Old comment but Tali and the Shadow Broker have history. Tali tried to sell her intel to the Broker but Fist betrayed the broker for Saren. Tali ends up giving the intel to Shepard rather than the Shadow Broker. That probably made him sore. The Broker intended to kill Tali after she gave the intel to him but of course Tali never knew this even after the deal fell through.
Consider the information in Shadow Broker's dossier on Tali, I'm start to wonder if Fist really turn to Saren or just pretended to. On one hand, one of his agent hire Wrex to kill Fist. On the other hand, there was this message.
To: Fist
From: Shadow Broker
I'm forwarding you the intel on a quarian named Tali'Zorah. She wants a meeting, and she's got valuable intel. Get her someplace safe, and avoid any intelligence channels. Spectre Saren Arterius is after her.
When you get the intel, kill the quarian and any of our operatives who had access to the data. This information cannot be compromised. Top-level security. You'll be compensated for the loss of any of your people.
Well they got ambushed by the geth , lucky for them Shepard arrived and saved Kal Reegar and Tali
"Thank you for bringing Kirrahe, T'Soni. His hold the line score will prove invaluable at the end of ME2."
"Travelling with Mr. Taylor, T'soni? Heavy risk, but the priiiiize..."
😂😂😂
"You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. It's nice to see Captain Anderson actually do something in this game."
What I have learned from this video:
Liara has fascinating companions.
It is pointless to challenge him.
and he's not putting a hand on anyone
Here's a thought for Jacob that would acknowledge what the ME fans think of him and make him more interesting at the same time
"You travel with fascinating companions doctor. Thank you for bringing me Shepard and . . . huh . . . I don't believe I know who this is."
Jacob being so unremarkable that even the Shadow Broker doesn’t know he exists might legitimately make him useful.
I mean, the Broker has a Video of Jacob doing situps without a shirt on, sooo...
You know, he is interesting to him ;)
@@lokaler_Albino He's probably just keeping an eye since Jacob is still onboard the Normandy & one of Shepard's squad. A footnote, if you will.
@@lokaler_Albino I think those videos were ordered by Liara herself. Not sure why she needs a video of that, but yeah
@@zafelrede4884 she got it for kasumi. Now the galaxy's greatest thief owes her a favor
(Shadow Broker) "You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. Thank you for bringing Nassana Dantius, I've wanted to punch her for a while." (Liara) "That, I will allow."
“You travel with such fascinating people Dr. thank you for bringing me Niftu Cal, I’m sure he’ll make a wonderful biotic god.”
"I think you for bringing Miss Allers. Now Emily Wong can be avenged."
I was expecting Jacob's to be:
"Ooh! Shepard. And some random guy nobody ever gives a shit about"
He needs to quit smoking.
says bender...
But he won't though, it's pointless to challenge him!
Wait, Jacob and Miranda's deaths would cripple Cerberus? Doesn't seem to be the case in the next game.
You let your opponent think your pieces are more valuable than they are, thats how you win
E Man I always assumed he meant the Lazarus cell as they are there largely to keep Shepard in the right mind set
Cripple, Not ruin. And to be fair, Their absence (as well as others) did push Cerberus toward a downward spiral.
If it is done prior to the Suicide Mission it makes a lot of sense. Especially for Miranda.
You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. Only one thought of checking he had a round in his gun before pointing it at me.
"Thank you for bringing me Solo and the Wookie! wait, how the hell did you two get in this universe"
"Thank you for bringing me the hanar. he's a big stupid jellyfish"
Dammit, Solo, who broke the inter dimensional barriers this time?? Come on, seriously guys! I can’t keep fixing these forever!
“Whoops, got our BioWare sci-fi franchises mixed up... hold on...”
@@withalittlehelpfrom3 Except Solo and Chewie aren't in SWTOR.
Shadow Broker: "On a second thought that's a lot of people, I think I'm screwed"
Man, I wish I could recruit this guy! They could've made him a companion option in ME3. As I recall, when you prove yourself to be the strongest leader, Yahg will be fiercely loyal. Talk what you want, but he was an awesome Shadow Broker. Creeped me the hell out when I read that he actually knew how many cigarettes and drinks the Illusive Man had, or how many times he slept with someone every week. Oh, and Legion's gamer profile. I was expecting something about Shepard, like :''Travels all over the galaxy to buy ship models and exotic fishes''. :D
***** Shepard and the Broker is my OTP.
Femshep and Harbinger tbh
@@voidimperial1179 Marauder shields tho
New game everybody, make a Shadow Broker profile for you Shepard. Go!
“She travels all around the galaxy collecting ship models and strange fish. Her greatest weakness is that she owns a space hamster and is far too attached to it. She has an uncanny ability to detect which hamster is the correct one.
She and her crew are the only people who know that the Reapers, as she calls them, are coming. Nobody believes her.
She is interestingly polite with people until they mess with her friends, her fish, or her hamster.”
nah would ruin priority sur kesh. Take Garrus and Liara Shep sees a Yahg " careful there goes the next SB!" Garrus " could have sworn he was muttering T'soni the whole time" Liara " not funny" 🤣
Thank you Steve Blume for giving us the Shadow Broker
And Grunt, you can't forget that he also gave us Grunt.
mrguy22494 check the other video
And Oghren
Thank you for bringing me Mr. Vega, Asari. This is the only time you've chosen him for any of your assignments. You must be eager to rid him from your team."
Yowch
“He’ll be a perfect addition to my kitchen staff”
I wonder what he'd say for others:
Wrex: Thank you for bringing me Urdnot Wrex, T'Soni. Many clans will pay well for his death.
Javik: I'm obliged you brought the Prothean, T'Soni. The Collectors will pay well for the return of their prodigal son. (Or after Suicide Mission): It's good you brought the Prothean, T'Soni, he'll join the rest of his fallen brothers and sisters.
MarsWolves What is it with Javik and the airlock?
They were smaller in his cycle.
Cold, dude...
I think Javik could solo his ass
Vega: I'm surprised you brought me this Jersey Shore reject.
Shadow Broker: "You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. Thank you for bringing me Dr. T'Soni, T'Soni. Dr. T'Soni could teach me a lot about reapers from T'Soni's interesting Dr. T'Soni's reaper facts handbook."
Liara: "You're not putting a hand on anyone!"
“You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. Thank you for bringing me the Fifth Fleet, T’Soni. I hear the Admiral Hackett is out.”
“You’re not putting a hand on anyone!”
“It’s useless to challenge me, asari.”
I'm sensing the Shadow Broker isn't fond of Quarians. Literally everyone else is somewhat complimented, even if it's just about the size of the bounty on their heads, while Tali is just berated for her supposed lack of leadership on what was little better than a suicide mission.
+Ramrikai I believe if you choose her to lead a team in the suicide mission, Miranda even exclaims "the last two times she was in charge, everyone died!" No one's going to let her forget that. Not the Broker. Not Miranda. No one.
A quarian propably stole his credit chit, can't fault a guy for that :D
She also didnt comply with him in ME1
Tali definitely could've performed better as leader of those marines on Haestrom.
She was also a poor leader at Freedom's Progress, unable to control her troops.
It's pointless to challenge him, asari.
This doctor travels with fascinating companions
edgyguy5 *Slaps gun*
At least your brought him the salarian krogan pay well for former special tasks group members
"You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. And you had to bring Jacob."
This platform is not for sale.
*****
where is the benefit, if you are not here to enjoy what you earned ?
Alright sex bot ,1 bilion dollars ,ok?
i read this in legion's voice
you dont really have to be a shadow broker to realize Legion is a geth, shadow broker my ass,
You can tell which ones are the "most wanted" in the galaxy
xD while the others are just there to be there lmao
There's a different line if you haven't done Kasumi's mission. "I'm surprised you brought the thief, doctor. She'll miss Hock's party."
Essentially if you bring Miranda or Jacob it's a waste of dialogue. Everyone else has a custom response from the Broker.
That part was weird to me. Wouldn't have taken much to add something for them. Handing Miranda to her father, for example. And even Jacob could have had some line about maybe being able to get access to a supply of the toxic fauna from his father's 'exotic vacation' coordinates for experimentation. But nope, nothing.
It was a piss off moment for me because like c'mon there's more to them than Cerberus
They could've at least mentioned how Jacob stopped that batarian gas attack but nope
As cool as this DLC was, I found it laughable how the Shadow Broker and his subordinates kept acting like he was some kind of God-like figure. He wasn't even the first Shadow Broker. When he kills a Reaper, THEN he can act high and mighty around Shepard.
muscle isn't everything. The man has information on everyone and everything. He could start a galactic war if he wanted to.
pateuvasiliu The Illusive man sleeps with someone? I always thought he got bored of sex years ago and got off on saving humanity.
@@ShaDO118k The Illusive Man has sex every day of the week according to the Broker's files.
Most beautiful humans in the Galaxy, twins, and an Asari matriarch, twice in the same week.
TIM fucks.
@@Mr-Trox
*retch*
The Shadow Broker has information that could topple entire civilizations, even Cerberus information network was dependent on the Shadow Broker. He is a god in his own right.
“Thank you for bringing me a fish from the Presidium, T’Soni”
"You travel with fascinating companions, doctor"
"not one of them decides to shoot me while i'm talking like i would've done."
Honestly though, how many times has Shepard been shot only for his shield/barrier to deflect the bullet.
Thank you for bring me Archangel, T'soni. I finally have someone to do those damn calibrations!
Why does everyone who posts dialogues series include a million times the same parts repeating?
You travel with fascinating companion, doctor
Phat Huynh You're not putting a hand on anyone
DarkVaati13 Its pointless to challenge me asari
I was about to comment but Phat, Dark and again - phat, made this priceless!
I KNOW YOU"RE EVERY SECRET, WHILE YOU STILL FUMBLE IN THE DARK!
Keep in mind, during Mass Effect 2, Jacob was the head of security at Lazarus Station.
So essentially he’s a kind of important grunt.
Jacob used to be part of a secret Alliance group called the Corsairs. Even Shepard didn't know about them, so it sounded pretty shady and secretive. Maybe they should have had the Broker reference that instead of just recycling the same line they used for Miranda.
And what an stellar job he did, he was abut to go to sleep when his station went into chaos and he was being held up by 3 mechs. He had no idea who even the traitor was.
Damn the Shadow Broker sounds exactly how I would imagine him to sound like. Cryptic, almost all knowing and a deep unsettling voice... that’s natural and not done by a Voice modulator.
the Shadow Broker, or what i like to call him, Spacer Bowser! *shot*
"At least you brought me Archangel. His reach is legendary. Want to see my flexibility?"
Lines for companions that aren't available in the game!
"Thank you for bringing the Krogan Chief, there are more than a few of his brethen that would pay millions fof his head"
"Thank you for bringing me Williams, any secrets she has on the allience will make a fine addition to my collection"
"Thank you for bringing me Alenko, his L2 inplant will be very interesting to study."
"Thank you for bringing me the last Prothean, I will see that their knowledge is not wasted".
"You travel with fascinating companions doctor... except for this soldier, Vega was it? I suppose he'll make a good meal."
"Vega's intel involving the collector attacks was wasted by the Alliance. I will be more than willing to extract the information from him."
Every squad mate: "thanks for bringing them to me, they are very valuable"
Jacob: "Eh"
Shadow broker: "You travel with fascinating companions, doctor."
Liara: "Yeah, i hear that alot"
Pretty sure Liara would have learned to spell "a lot".
i like how he's threatening or underminding the other companions but with Thane he actually shows some respect
"Thank you for bringing me Kai Leng, T'Soni. The with his premature death Bioware will hopefully think up a more interesting villain for the third instalment"
facinating, jacob?! low standards, he was just a seat filler and time filler on pt 3
Thank you for bringing the consort Dr.Tsoni I was lonely for years her expertise on oiling gears will be put to good use.
I like how respectful he is of Samara and Thane.
''You travel with fascinating companions, doctor''
Holy frak! It just popped up to me! Is that a Doctor Who reference? Yahgs are watching Doctor Who? LOL :p
PAY ATTENTION! Mass Effect is full of Sci Fi Film and TV references from as far back as Fritz Langs Metropolis
ChevaliersEmeraude The Suicide Mission soundtrack is the same as The Majestic Tale of a Madman in a Box soundtrack.
Shadow broker ''You travel with fascinating companions, doctor''
Looks at Jacob ''who the fuck is that''
"You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. Joker's jokes and bone strength will make him a hilarious crunchy yet soft pillow"
"That graybox she's hiding is priceless..."
"Hey! It's not gray! Geez, I'm only like 25!"
I always pick Thane for this mission because the Shadow Broker was responsible for the death of Thane's wife, so it feels kind've poetic, like Thane is avenging her.
until he gets knocked out in the cutscene.
I bring him because liaras friend is also drell.
Who is he putting his hand on again?
EV VERYONNNNNNE!
Anyone
...Well we can be sure of one thing, it's not anyone
"Thank you for bringing your ship's AI, T'Soni... things get really lonely sometimes."
*hugs Liara and Sheperd while crying*
I think Liara travels with fascinating companions...that and that the shadow broker wont be putting a hand on anyone.
"Thank You for bringing me Marauder Shields T'Soni, the fans will pay well for a greater final boss"
I have a few questions after watching this.
Does she travel with fascinating companions?
Is the Shadow Broker putting a hand on anyone?
Is it pointless to challenge him?
*Liara brings a Hanar*
"You travel with fascinating companions doctor, The Hanar will fetch a fine price in the sea food market"
"Thank you for bringing me Zaeed, the story he tells are quite intriguing"
jacob
SB: you do not travel with fascinating companions, doctor.
The Shadow Broker is so spot on on Tali's lack of leadership haha! On Freedom Progress, she is absolutely unable to control her lousy teamates who end up all killed or seriously wounded while on Haestrom, most of her team gets killed. She has a lot of "human" qualities, but having leadership is certainly not one of them!
However, the Shadow Broker fumbles in the dark about Jacob. He's neither important nor irreplaceable for Cerberus. He's merely a competent soldier and I doubt that the Illusive Man has a hard time recruiting them. Nice try Broker, nice try. :P
Had he known about the context of the loyalty.
"I am quite pleased you have delivered Rael Vas Zorath's daughter to me. His research with the geth and the methods to gather it is extremely valuable in the right hands
I learned that:
1. The doctor travels with fascinating companions
2. The Broker isn't putting a hand on anyone
3. It's pointless to challenge him, Asari
"You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. "
This line feels soooo Doctor Who-ish.
Thank you for bringing me these companions, T'Sari.
.... And Tali.
The theme is so insidious and sinister. It's absolutely sublime.