John Oliver Doesn't Think He'll Get Deported, But He's Being Cautious
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- Host of 'Last Week Tonight' John Oliver swings through to talk with Stephen about the current state of American politics and his own immigration status.
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The CBS logo is uncomfortably too far towards the middle of the screen. It needs to go back to its corner.
CBS Logo sees you. It does not heed your worthless advice. It sees, and it knows.
Isn't that so it still shows up on 4:3 crops?
Matthew Trevett that is indeed why.
Can confirm That's correct ^
Neil Whitaker illuminati. Or count Olaf.
Jon Stewart's kids....
reyrkiih what about them?
My immediate thought.
such a huge legacy left by that dude. brings tears to the eyes
Both Stephen Colbert and John Oliver were correspondents on the Daily Show with Jon Stewart, and went on to have successful shows of their own.
Samantha bee too
Who else is binge watching every video which has John Oliver
oh i have been, thats a good feeling to have more than one if me in terms of listening to john oliver seven hours a day
namra khan I am
Those and Jon Stewart ones. This past week has been hell - I needed the brevity.
namra khan making a playlist as speak
i tot im alone
lol it's a strange sight seeing John Oliver censored
orangecode ii
It’s scary
Difference between CBS and HBO. (I may get the first channel wrong, I'm not American.)
Close enough, and hbo is privatized.
@@Ward1706 nailed it. (and no fears.)
HBO is not just cable, fyi. it's "by subscription" (meaning an extra charge on top of paying for basic cable ... and on top of extended cable) so Oliver's show on HBO allows swear words. (i.e., "fuck" .... which is so scandalous that regular america can't bear that word)
100% in favor of John Oliver as James Bond
James Bond, no. Johnny English, maybe.
Grace Smith Or Splinter
He'd make a terrific spy. No one would ever suspect him.
then explain! :D I'm not American but Dutch but I'd like to know!
Brummy means someone from Birmingham, which has a distinct accent. Bond is, or at least projects the image of being, a prototypical posh Londoner in accent and manner. So to the English, a Brummy (think like Ozzy Osborne) portraying the suave James Bond is kind of funny.
"We held up translators, Afghan and Iraqi translators, at the border, who have bled for a country they never visited, have sacrificed family members for this country, and this President has done neither of those things, so it's a little hard to swallow, him telling people whether they should be a benefit to America or not".
I was looking at my screen, like, "oh, let'em know, son"
I feel like him and Trevor Noah are the only people who are saying things in an appropriate way, these days... It's cool to goof off, have a little laugh now and then, but I think it's important to sneak in some real shit like that, even just to remind people that the subject matter is real life, and that shit ain't no joke right now...
Absolutely, I just wish more people would watch this segment.
Eaque Johnson If I remember correctly, John did a full segment on Last Week about the struggle of translators trying to get to the US (pre-Trump).
He absolutely did do a full segment on that subject pre-trump. Saying that translators haven't been able to become citizens for decades isn't as sexy as saying that they can't become citizens now.
LizTheReviewer I'm not saying things were smooth before but the crappy road we had before just had a bomb blown up on it for those approved to come to the US, you can't deny that.
Sandy G 323 I would say it is comparable actually. It's a very hard process for translators to even get to the US. If you watch John Oliver's report even though some of those translators had visas they couldn't come over. Or they couldn't get visas. So while nowthere are issues getting into the US once you've gotten to the airport I wouldn't say it any easier or harder to actually immigrate. Because the original process is still the same.
OMG, did I just see a BRITISH man give a HUG?
your point being? I always thought it was the Americans were were more shy about hugs. Every single Brit hugs on saying hello and goodbye.
I'm just playing on a stereotype that I've learned FROM British people, John Oliver himself included.
leadfoot9x amusingly, it's less the British that have a problem with hugs (though there is frequently the joke of the manly hug, two pats only). The Irish, on the other hand, barely even touch each other - they're far less tactile. As a rule though, many British have a problem with expressing emotion in obvious ways, and hugging is the easiest joke to make out of it.
MasterHyperionMC . As a Brit living in Ireland for the last 20 years, I wouldn't agree with that AT ALL. Complete nonsense!
Rebecca Coffey interesting. Out of curiosity, which side? RoI or Northern?
4:39 - 4:45: "It's easy to be angry on adrenaline, but it is much, much harder when you are just tired".
Brilliantly put, John and surprisingly profound for a talk show. Applicable to so much more than just Trumpian politics
Somehow I seem to manage it.
That statement gets more and more true.
*Trumpuppets
"Words don't mean anything anymore. Why would numbers?"
That's how Trump had the largest attendance at his inauguration. Period.
Christopher Fonseka Suddenly it all makes sense!
Faith Buenacosa +
I know this was meant as a joke, but I was screaming:
DON'T GIVE THEM ANY IDEAS!!
Seriously.. They might just do it. What we consider dark humor are just inspiration to them.
Carewolf I'm glad someone else sees that we entered the darkest part of the Twilight Zone.
Comedians or not, these two, Jon Stewart and Trevor Noah are some of the best journalists of our time.
Wyatt Kane ASMR they are comedians, do doubt.
Wyatt Kane ASMR Trevor noah....eeeeeeh.
Wyatt Kane ASMR jimmy dore *
NOT Trevor Noah
Wyatt Kane ASMR best at cheap laughs with an echo chamber, yes.
John Oliver for the 'LEGO JAMES BOND" !!!!
wcstelz cute idea!
John Oliver is a nearsighted parrot who works at a bank.
thats clearly a try to get mentioned in the next fanmail edition. and a weak one.
John Oliver for the "LEGO FAKE NEWS PUPPET SHILL" movie !!!
fuckin' for real?
I would totally watch John Oliver as James Bond. He's adorable and funny.
id rather see him as Johny English😁
Every time he makes fun of himself I simultaneously laugh and want to give him a hug
TheSunmaid Wills YES, we are on the same boat! 🤝❤️
Nic Stolze 😭🙏🏼❤️UNDERSTANDABLE
More like Clouseau. Bond took himself too seriously.
The train analogy is terrible. Because I'm still under the train and it's been over 2 weeks. How long is this fucking train!?
You heard John, it could be 12 years. Numbers don't mean anything anymore.
At this point, it feels like we're stuck under the Infinity Train: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infinity_Train
Where's Saban with a Suplex when you need him, am I right? (I wonder if anyone will even get this reference?)
Willie Booker 3 years 11 months 100mph worth of train left sorry.
I guess it's more like u were on a boat that a train hit and are now perpetually sinking in the ocean.
If Trump deports John Oliver, I'm pretty sure America will go into anarchy.
Joshua the Coder That's WW3 material, bud.
Actually no one would care.
+t6253 nope. No one will.
I hope he does. John Oliver has zero credibility
Eddie Kadric ehhhhhh? In WHAT way? When he talked about Trump? Because that was facts!
John Oliver: "Every global flashpoint can be traced back to a mustachioed British man drawing a straight line on a map going 'There we go! Learn to live with it.'"
Me: Jesus Christ, I've liked like 80 straight videos with him in them. Guess I have to make this number 81...
We should've held on to those lines. Thanks America
borders were not meant to be drawn with a ruler
It doesn't even have to be straight! Even squiggly lines can lead to all sorts of bullshit.
Trust me. I'm from India. I know.
@@lauralishes1 Sure, sure, it's America's fault that countries you occupied and exploited pushed back on being occupied and exploited.
February 2017: “America is in flames”
January 2021: (dealing with a deadly pandemic and internal attacks on our democracy) Oh, you sweet summer child...
He also said here “time has no meaning anymore”.. but after 2020 that statement is truer than ever.
November 2022: Pats the past 2 years on the head...
As of January 21st, America is in a much better place than it was between 2017 and 2020.
I cant decide who I like more, stephen or british Millhouse
They are brothers from different mothers...
Everything's coming up Milhouse!
Millhouse tried to deport Lennon, you remember. Drump might try to deport Oliver.
Oliver is just so genuinely funny, even off-the-cuff (6:20).
rashid al masoud oh. That's rich,!
As an Indian I agree with John, we remember.
we remember, but we do still love worshiping white folk >.>
Rajashree Ghosh as you know india was named BharatBorsho and Bangladesh and pakistan was also part of it.Bangladehis also remeber
Rajashree Ghosh remember*
crossfires You can't blame them for their ancestors actions.
Rajashree Ghosh The north remember
When comedians are smarter and more thoughtful than most of the people in the White House.
That's when "they" deside to make all news slightly humorous..
1st not most but all
2nd my 5year old is smarter then most people in the white house
*all
Comedian are pretty intelligent
*all
you can totally tell John oliver writes his own shit for his show
In his slapp suit episode John Oliver is credited as one of the writers
@@norahr14 yea I think they were pointing it out to the main commenter
Yeah he’s too comfortable saying it ...😃
Save me, I'm drowning in comedic genius
Siddhant Banerjee didn't know Bill Burr was on.
SufamiDan bill burr is trash compared to these titans
FLuX Nemo agreed.
Woah there! This is a good pair, but Bill Burr is GOD... There's no need to commit blasphemy...
FLuX Nemo Burr is on another level. These two would tell you the same.
John Oliver as the next Doctor. No need for sonic screwdrivers anymore, acerbic wit is all you need to destroy Daleks.
Death by sarcasm will be a recurring theme then !
Richard Ayoade though
I want the next Doctor to be a woman because we need Oliver here in his current job but God he would be great as a joke reveal.
no we want Rupert!!!
Heck yeah! I was thinking that too.
“words don’t mean anything anymore, why would numbers?” is basically a summary of 2020
"Words don't mean anything anymore...." This sums up Trump's presidency and it's been over a year. Total exhaustion at this point.
How you feeling now? Haha
@@sugarskull85gmc not too tired to pull a trigger
I just read this on Jan 11/2020. Beyond words. 16 members of my community dead. This is past exhausting
@@sugarskull85gmc then saddle up...because now u lot are drinking draino and injecting disinfectant 😂😂😂
What do you think now
As an Indian, I am really thankful to John Oliver, some one from England atleast acknowledged the fact that empire did some horrible things to commonwealth countries.
As an european, I think most people with a little knowledge of history know that they did terrible things to you guys, but I it seems that it gets sometimes drowned in all the other terrible things that happened around the world.
@neil whitaker
A burglar coming to your house, loots everything, stabs the residents and hurts his toe and saying that there were sacrifices on both the side!! how is that logical.
Colonisation never helped us at all, ruling India and thrashing its economy and treating it as a cash cow and then celebrating its democracy at the end of 200 yrs!!!
We didn't get freedom, we had to snatch it - snizz it from Britain.
haha please tell me more
Bollocks.
They did nothing wrong
I love how these interviews are much more serious when there are 2 comedians talking.
kkme7 Interesting point.
kkme7 Mmmm... but not so accurate. Unless I've been misreading the news for years and Britain wasn't instrumental in totally fucking up Iraq, planting and watering the seeds for a civil war x 10 in their wake and unleashing the most destructive land grabbing, oppressive and murderous terrorist regime in decades. Yes John, India was most definitely our most recent unfinest hour.
anonymous bosh well, after World War I Britain and France carved up the middle east and formed all of the modern countries we know of today. Britain was instrumental in suppressing the development of the region and started the tradition of Western powers installing oppressive dictatorships in order to keep the populace in check. Any destabilization that has occurred in the Middle East can be traced directly back to the British Empire as a matter of fact.
No, but that was russia during the cold war, which probably wouldn't have happened had world war two not occurred which would not have occurred without world war one which was directly correlated with a shaky system of alliances in europe most of which dated back to the middle ages and of which great britain was intimately involved, it's not great britain's fault that the butterfly effect exists. (the butterfly effect states that the world is so unpredictable that a butterfly flapping its wings on one side of the US could theoretically cause a chain reaction that results in a tornado on the other side, the processes involved on anything on a large scale are so complex you can't predict them fully and everything is interconnected.)
ah, yes. the youngsters are all excited that they have one new vocabulary word
hi. i'm from june 2020.
you don't even know the half of what's about to happen.
Hi. I'm from August 2020, and Steve Bannon was arrested for fraud today.
August 2020... it gets worser and worser and worser!😷😷😷😷😷😷😷🇨🇦
@@berto1014 what’s even better is he stole from people who form Trump’s base😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😷😷😷🇨🇦
Hi, from Sept 2020 and it was leaked that trump called military that have died “losers”
And thinks 188,000 coronavirus dead is a good amount of dead.
I’m from mid-September and it’s 190000 in the US and 900000 worldwide. Also Trump just said that he intentionally downplayed the virus
"Almost every global flashpoint can be traced back to a moustachioed British man drawing a straight line on a map."
He's exaggerating, but not by much.
To be fair, sometimes it was a Frenchman. Now it's an American.
To be fair the other "great" powers signed off on those lines.
Shout out to the Late Show media team who don't butcher interviews by splitting them into a bunch of 30s clips, like the rest of the talk shows.
Its funny because TH-cam used to reward splitting clips up into smaller seperate videos but now advertise videos over 10 minutes far more.
Whoever heads the other talk shows TH-cam should be sacked, pretty shit not to know how to utilise TH-cam's algorithm.
8:14 joke forms in Oliver's head
8:15 preparing to deliver
8:16 Colbert unintentionally steals spotlight
.....
8:36 Oliver sees opportunity and finally delivers that joke
mudslider lol impeccable observation
lol thank you
That was some CSI shit.
10:30- Colbert and Oliver both unzip and suck each other dry.
Have a look at this!
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I love John Oliver
Faire Yang ignorance is the intoxicate to your funny bone.
He is anti American.
This is simultaneously the most entertaining conversation and the most terrifying.
2017: "it's not going to be that bad, stop over-exaggerating/fear-mongering"
2020 has entered the chat
Attn: HBO, John Oliver deserves an #hour program. Stop so many hiatus'. We need him to save our sanity.
They would probably give him that if he wanted it. I think he probably doesn't want to do that with how much time they have to spend researching as it is lol.
Is the plural of hiatus hiatii?
+Jon Dunmore hiati would be the Latin plural, but I think people mostly just say hiatuses
Ideally give the man his own channel... the world needs HJO.
Nathan Petralia lol that's fantastic, but what does the H stand for?
'Actually I take that back' - It's nice to know there's a floor on John's self-deprecation.
It's also terrifying that there is a situation that revealed that floor.
He's not actually ugly, and even if he was, what he's got going on inside would make up for it so that you wouldn't really see him as such. Steve Bannon, on the other hand, has the face he deserves, or at least the skin, anyway. His face WOULD be okay, if he didn't look like he had some sort of horrifying skin eating bacterium ravaging it.
OMG, John Oliver is so on point re: colonization & imperialism...dang.
And the Brits were the only ones who had an empire, never happened before. Just kidding, Muslim, Persian, Roman, Congo, Mughal, Gupta, Chinese Qin, to name but a few, all preceded the British empire - which was the widest due to the British merchant marine and Navy.
Colonisation? True, North America was colonised by the Brits and others. Warring between the Indian nations over territory was constant, but they weren't as technically sophisticated, or numerous, as the Europeans. South and Central America was colonised by the Iberians. The Middle East and North Africa was colonised by the Muslims (Arabs).
With respect to India, at the height of the British Raj, the number of Brits as a percentage of the Indian population, was far less than one tenth of one percent. Whereas those of sub-continent background in Britain today are many thousands of times greater, as a percentage of population. Who has colonised who?
Are you honestly comparing brutally invading a country, influencing its politics, replacing potential leaders, slaughtering part of the population, changing the every day life of its entire people, and other things that the British Empire inflicted upon India, with the normal cultural and ethnical mixing, due to normal immigration from the former colonies, of British society today ?
You're seeing this in terms of sheer numbers. But the fact of the matter is, the Indians living in England didn't invade anyone. They didn't arrive thinking they were a superior race. They didn't force anything upon the people already living in that area.
monokhem India was filled with diversity and were for the most part civilized. If it wasn't for Britain, we wouldn't have institutional hate for Muslims and vice versa with Pakistan with Hindus.
monokhem And also realize, that India was one of the most advanced ancient civilizations with levels of advancements on par with China. Also realize that the Huns had held India till the British came, coming with their own racist institutions.
monokhem you should read more about India. Don't talk about caste and racism. You people literally bought and sold people as slaves. The British did help in making laws against Sati. But there were already voices against the practise. Will give the British credit for that. But that just stops there.
"Almost every global flash point can be traced back to a mustached British man drawing a straight line on a map going "there we go. Learn to live with it."
He is, of course, talking about Sir Archibald Mapsalot III.
These two keep me sane through these crazy times
along with Sam Bee
+Sara Alouh lmao sad that bitch is not even close to funny
you mean they confirm your political bias?
Remember they're the ones who told you Trump would NEVER be president.
The Potato +
As a Brit, I acknowledge we fucked up when we let Oliver leave. But, also, you're welcome World.
Megan Ripley as a fellow Brit I agree but we need 'james bond' to save the world from the bond villain, the evil genius Bannon and his pet cat Trump
Some of us thank you wholeheartedly!, though I do see a mixture of these comments. Such as Brit: Glad he's gone, and USAmercian: Kick him out, send him back. I'm glad there are some Brits that do appreciate his humor.
As a Brit I want John Oliver to stay in the US forever. I don't want him back in the UK.
why?
Scd Observer take him back please!
ICONIC PAIR THE AMERICAN AND THE BRIT
John Oliver is awesome :) Love from one of your previous colonies - Australia lol.
John Oliver really got under the POTUS skin coming up with the Drumpf true family name .
Haha. You people think you are so effective and so important. #CantstumptheTrump
Elmuhager Elmancy John Oliver "dug up" his family name. Trump won the election. Uhh... Go John? I guess?
MC go fuck yourself trumpkin.
Elmuhager Elmancy that didn't really do much. Harping on about his hands and his shitty business running is better, although lately pointing out that President Bannon is really the one in charge has gotten to him.
+Vic Terran
Bitter much ? xD Trump won because the country had become an economic basket case and Hillary was just more of the same - why can't you dimwits see that ?
Of all Late Show videos, this one definitely deserves the million views. John Oliver and Stephen need a recurring dialogue, comedians who aren't afraid to call a spade a spade. Great content.
Yeah, even if I agree with John about most things, especially when it comes to Trump, it's really infuriating when he looked the other way for Clinton, and further tried to label 3rd party as a non-option.
109Rage well let's be real here, 3rd party candidates are not exactly the most viable option in the US Election of 2016.
109Rage Yeah, they can't have it both ways. That's why I don't like John or Trevor. They are clearly corporate shills.
these guys are deluded and inherently dumb.
Branden Cooper- Comedians????? If these are comedians, we're in a world of trouble. Please give us Jay Leno back
Stephen for President and John for Prime Minister= WORLD PEACE...and a helluva lot of laughs
In most of the world, Prime Minister is a higher government position than president, or at least has more power.
xXXDumbWordStupidNumberXXx that's why he wants John to be Prime Minister
At the very least, a National Jester should have permanent seat in the Cabinet.
Accurate because Britain has prime minister and John is British,and USA has president and Stephen fits with constitutional requirements.
"Words don't mean anything. Why would numbers?" Oof that's so damn scarily accurate...it's almost like he predicted the future.
When faced with great threats a superhero series would always feature a team up of their greatest heroes like The Avengers or the Justice League, I say we get one for Stephen Colbert, John Oliver and Trevor Noah with John Stewart as their leader.
Joshua Price _Replace John Oliver with_ *Johnny Strong*
you need bill maher as well
Nah, Bill would be like the middle ground. A lot of what he says is bullshit.
Joshua Price. And I bet you wonder why we call you a snowflake, you are not even living in reality.
David Rook What, me specifically? Wow, didn't know I was that well known.
I've never seen a James Bond movie, but if they cast John Oliver, I will change that.
youre fucking hella dumb. hes a complete douche bag.
john oliver looks like the gay nerd version of Mr Bean. James Bond ??? LOL
Brian Morton he'd make a good Austin Powers 😂
Check it out, it is pretty hilarious.
"She's so pretty and the cocktail dress is slinky." I love him so much. He'd make a hilarious James Bond.
6:22 I actually managed to quote this in my final essay for a college English class and it fit.
When you don't want a conversation between these two to end..
theenup thank god it did though right? I mean really thank god. These two are horrible.
Big Hawn most have disagreed with you
Ratings would disagree. Liberal hacks aplenty of network tv already.
James Calloway - English please...
James Calloway we got a trumplet! look at this little ass who actually believes there is a liberal media conspiracy
I'm Indian, we remember
Nandan Nayak Never forget
Your body odour must be horrible.
Frank N. Stein another stereotype. have you ever actually met one? spoken to one? or are you too shy?
Nandan Nayak how do you remember? You weren't born for it
paunchy beast
people like being victims
Yeah, India does remember
Sir you are a genius and so is John Oliver. Big fan of you both ❤
Trevor Noah , It is the tree amigo 3musketeer,
Jeanny Tse Trevor Noah is shitty.
Jeanny Tse John stewart
I was really afraid his show would get cancelled. I'm glad it wasn't
Harvey Specter Exactly. It was a long break tho
You know his show just won an emmy right? lol
Eduardo Souza very Video the post gets millions on view not only is it nationally popular but internationally
"Betsy DeVos shows children that they could be Secretary of Education someday."
Not if the Republicans destroy the Department of Education by next year like they're planning...
Liberals= Want to save their planet because it's the only one we have.
Conservatives= Don't mind destroying the planet because Jesus is going to come back and make everything better anyway.
Nope. I read their book (in their defense, most of them haven't). Jesus doesn't come back and make everything better. The second coming is the sign of the end times, during which lucifer falls from heaven with 30% of the stars (metaphor for angels? But I thought Lucifer was the devil, but apparently he's not yet, but he's going to be? whatever...), then they fight a big fucking war, in which all the good people are harvested so their souls can be turned into war cannon-fodder in "the Rapture." Then, near as I can figure, the entire planet (along with all remaining life) is cleansed by fire and giant bizarro-monsters. They don't plan to make it quick.
... honestly, given a choice between that and Ragnarok, I'll take Ragnarok. At least in Ragnarok it sounds like I get to be armed.
That's a nice strawman you've concocted. Must make it easy to dismiss others with a different point of view.
the planet is fine numbnuts...there will still be life after any series of catastrophies caused by global warming...just humans will be fucked.
Liberals, as far as I know is too worried about safe spaces, affirmative action, censoring anyone who disagrees with them etc. (and virtue signalling, let's not forget virtue signalling) to care about the planet.
Nice try on the liberals part, the conservatives part is at least somewhat true.
The gloablists own both liberals and conservatives so it doesnt matter how righteous liberal politicians appear, theyre just as scummy as conservatives
"nothing is our fault anymore other than historically everything is still fundamentally our fault". Truth, truth, truth.
Oh look, it’s British Millhouse.
Scrolled too much to find this comment.
He's a self described parrot that works at a bank too
I am re-watching this here in mid 2020. I am astounded by how, when I first heard this in 2017, we could never have imagined how the situation in American politics and the global COVID situation would have developed.
Alas, how naive we were.
I have continued to follow Colbert and John Oliver in their quarantine-time produced shows, and I really appreciate them, but it is fun to see an old show where we can feel the energy and vibe between the host and their audience.
Best wishes to all.
It is so fun to see John Oliver try to suppress himself.
John Oliver is so funny. He should get his own show
Clash Attacks I'd watch it every Sunday
Clash Attacks on HBO? that's what I was thinking!
Guys! What if he called it "last week tonight?"
Clash Attacks he should talk about the news but make it funny
+PrincessLeah I don't know how I feel about that title. It seems like something only a Rat-faced Bastard would have as the title for their show.
Last time I was this early to a video, Trump was the most unqualified person in history to be appointed for a White House job.
Muzikrazy213 still is
DeVos makes Trump look like a rocket scientist.
I mean, at one point rock bottom is rock bottom. Neither of them are going to do anything good, and both are going to cause as much damage as they can.
Was he born in the USA and is over the age of 35?
Close, but that title belonged to Hillary.
Meryl Streep should be the next James Bond
Francisco Francesconi with her range she could probably pull it off
She would be the greatest
Only if they want to kill the franchise like Ghostbusters.
DURR CUZ GURLZ R DUM
TheBaconlaser oh stfu the new Ghostbusters Movie was great
We have Harry Potter, James Bond, Sherlock, Doctor Who and many many more!
Many, Many, Many, Many MORE!! #Anglophile
To paraphrase Chris Addison "Harry Potter, James Bond, Sherlock, Doctor Who, showing the world that the greatest Britons are fictional!"
Meh, none of them hold a candle to Stephen Fry.
And 2 of those 4, inspired while living in Portugal. Put in there tea, and british culture is more than half portuguese.
+Flowerstar 5 ... + David Beckham's right foot.... and David Beckham's left foot while we're on the subject.
Ideally we'd have John Oliver Sundays, Seth Meyer Mondays, Jon Stewart Tuesdays, Sam Bee Wednesdays, the old Steven Colbert Thursdays, and Bill Maher Fridays, and a rest day on Saturday....
Samantha bee is a raging feminist whale who is hilariously liberal. never watch her garbage
Dango..you lost me at "ideally"...
@KILLERINSTINCT!123HD - "is a raging feminist whale"
What's the matter? Feeling insecure about your masculinity?
Mary Hunter I'm extremely insecure and need validation by people online to cope with my extreme depression. *sarcasm*
KILLERINSTINCT123HD
Apparently you have some issues with women of strong opinion. I have watched a few of her shows. They were on political topics. But maybe if once in a while a topic mostly concerns women, that triggers you enough to call her a 'raging feminist'?
If John called us children, does that make him dad?
Nicole Joy no, uncle!
Nicole Joy He's not my first daddy pick, but he ain't the last...
Milo calls Trump "Daddy" :)
Nicole Joy We should all call him Dad now to see how he reacts.
An Ode agreed.
It's so hilarious to hear a Brit exaggerate a British accent. 😅😅😅
Still relevant feelings in may! I didn't even realize that this was that old until Colbert said "only 2 weeks ago". WOW
Amethyst Stegbauer still relevant in August 2018 😒
It's August 2019. Steven Colbert and John Oliver are two of the few reasons I'm still hanging on to sanity under the Trump administration.
Elyssa Y how are you holding up in 2020
I fucking love John Oliver, and can't wait for LWT's return this weekend on HBO. Great little interview.
Oh my God, these two together are the greatest thing ever. Thank you Jon Stewart for bringing them together!
donny hightower Jon Stewart has a fine eye for talent
john stuart and steven colbert are real alpha men! (oops. typo: meant the,most amazing BETA - white hating men).
Watching this again Dec 28th, 2020. John’s comments about words don’t matter why would numbers, dude good call. Twelve years... shudder.
Having a 2020 binge of John oliver?
Hey look its British Milhouse
Ijaz Ahmed lol.
Ijaz Ahmed but thicker
*thicc
CREDIT TO RASHID AL MASOUD
Yes, the Ratfaced B*******d Parrot Faced Spider Hands British Milhouse
Dam Oliver is good
Chrisman Spurs x
John Oliver is awesome too. Especially that bit about numbers being meaningless. I bet that could happen...trump will run in 2024 and if any news organization points out he already ran twice he'll just call them "fake news" on twitter.
He’s the best!
John is so pure. So good. I love him
Watching this again, July 2019 and living in this dumpster fire of an administration. 😭😭😭
How you holding up now in 2020
John Oliver is the fucking man ! And him and Stephen Colbert in the same video is such a double treat.
I would pay to see John Oliver as James Bond
It is nice to see my two favorite late night hosts to be with eachother.
I love that these two are friends 👍😁
Wow... This dude is intelligent, hilarious, informed, unbiased, and awesome. He gets it.
I miss you John Oliver.
BOOM! Those back-to-back burns!
9:44 ive been looking for this quote for days now. the emotion in it is so moving (with lack of a better word)
America loves john
eh
President Elect Donald J Trump your username is pure stupidity
It's nice to see John Oliver back and 2 of the best American commentators i've seen bouncing off each other.
John Oliver isn't even American...
Waldo he's an American COMMENTATOR, he comments on America. Get it yet?
+Waldo You don't have to be from a country to be a political commentator of the country's politics.
John Baker He is a Brit not an American. He was born in England therefore he is a Brit.
Syke Unsent John Oliver is not an American therefore he can't be an among "2 of the best American commentators".
The first 30 seconds of this video almost made me emotional, so many relics of the time before the pandemic.
John Oliver is brilliant. It’s true. Being worn out makes ppl stop fighting. 😿
I missed you, John Oliver
Allison H where did he go? was he depressed after the election?
Magik arp Season 3 ended just after the election. He's back on Sunday.
they take a few months off at the end of the year, come back mid feb or so
santiags101 how convenient
Oliver had a mental breakdown when Hillary lost and had to be committed for treatment. They also did some dental work on his British mouth so he'd stop grossing us Americans out. His teeth were so rotten, it took a team of ten dentists 3 months to fix his problems.
So this fucker goes on vacations for almost 4 months and just comes to an interview and steals the show?! omg
I fucking love him
YuKi Mekishiko so does Stephen
When is he coming back?!
We need him. Sam B and Stephen are keeping me sane but we need John O. too!
YuKi Mekishiko a lot of shows do it it's called in between Seasons
@Shatarupa he's coming back this month! yay!!!
Also, you should check Seth Meyers, he's been going pretty intense, specially during his interview with Conway
John Oliver is like that friend we all had that went to a different high school and went into vacations earlier and came back to classes later than all the other schools
Best point @ 9:32
Why would we reject those who have fought, bled and sacrificed for our national interest?
"National Interest". What is that? An excuse to break international law and expect to be forgiven. In other words, "Garbage".
"it's easy to be angry on adrenaline, it's hard to be angry when you're just tired." 2020 here. This was a hard interview to go back and watch.
I fuckin' LOVE how triggered John Oliver makes Trump supporters!!!!!11
PLEASE JOHN WE NEED YOU THESE NEXT FOUR YEARS
SmokeBeer DrinkWeed 8 years *
8 weeks
SmokeBeer DrinkWeed why?
Who said term limits mean anything anymore?
Trump supporters don't get triggered. That's the term we labeled the snowflakes on the left who crumble to tears when they don't get their way. It's so bad now the tears start flowing every time they see a red hat.
John Oliver Can Make America Great Again
PRANAV SINGHANIA how?
I would pay good money to see John Oliver after he's worked out for 6 months play James Bond. While still being himself. The critiques would be killer 🔥
His laugh at the prospect of becoming Bond. 💕💕💕
that Monty Python style silly walk John does when he comes onstage 😂
I don't know if he is mocking Trump or if Oliver just wears extra long ties
TheWordUp2013 When you sit down, your tie looks longer that it actually is.
TheMancow226 Mine's always longer standing up.
Listen up, Brits!
6:20 is the VERY reason Englishmen are the most popular villains in fiction!
i love y'all, but DAMN...!
I freaking love John Oliver...
OK, now I wanna see Oliver as James Bond and do Parkour on a running train.
Just do it please!