This is fantastic, Dennis! I wish there were also more videos/recordings of your shows on TH-cam. What there is I’ve watched many times. You, Brian and Seinfeld are the only comedians I really like.
The back of the seat is so funny and true. I thought I was the only one that had the back of the seat kickers which happens to me every single time no matter where I go !!
Love your new sign language. Hope you have a great new Year and look forward to seeing more of that Darn Dennis. You have a great way of making people laugh, that is a blessing. My Son Seth really enjoys your humor too. We are sending these to encourage others. John Plantz
I’m from California, I pray I run into you!!! I Love you!!! Thank you 🙏 for giving amazing smiles to my heart!! I wake up listening to you, The laughter gives me grate Energy!! All my Love and Blessings 💖💖🇺🇸🇬🇧
Hi Dennis, hope You're good, only just discovered You(Hey, I'm 57, damn I knew I would achieve something in Life!), Love Your sense of humour, its kinda 'dry', like a alcoholic drink I once had, anyway, Greetings from England, keep the material coming, Thankyou.
Dennis..good idea with the signs looking like a ransom note lol but people usually won't respond unless you turn around and say STOP KICKING MY SEAT! Then you're kicked off the plane....😄😂
Dennis that was super funny. I was wondering does the person reading each page know to hold the pager while flipping each page to avoid hitting you on the head? Ha Haaaa
Another great video, thanks Mr. Regan. I think this style of note was first depicted by Art Doyle in his classic the Hound of the Baskervilles. I think Sherlock Holmes figured out that the killer was cutting out letters from Shape Magazine, or maybe the London Times, can't remember.
I have passed your suggestion along to the appropriate departments here at That Darn Dennis. And it is now being considered. If they don’t implement this, I will fire all of them and hire you.
“The back of this seat is connected to the front of this very same seat.” BAM. Dennis just explained airplane physics. #TheWorldDoesntDeserveYou 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Hahaha.... damn!! I really wanted the bone color towel sign. I'm not comfortable buying the other ones but if I could bleach the towel bone color well...I'm still not sure. I do like the 3 easy payments. Are they easy because you mail them in or easy because you don't use glue to seal the payment envelopes. I need one I can put in back of the toilet seat.
Hi Dennis, I've got a great idea. How about you take your business international. I can push the product in Africa. Will highly advise we do a patent. This is highly innovative and we wouldn't want people stealing the invention. I'm all here if you ready to expand. 🤣🤣
I feel this should be said. Venues should pay travel expenses on top of paying the performer. There is no logical reason why Dennis is not in first class, pointing out to those boarding that he is in first class and they aren't. lol
@@DennisReganComedy I believe I have the Dom Deluise-Bill Bixby matching autographs, to complete the set. I don't think anyone has come forward with the entire set of 4, since the 1970's. Oh well, that's the problem when museums don't fork out the dough for these things when they have a chance, they fall into private collections and disappear forever. Shameful.
You're assuming that a) people can read & b) that they can read English. Love the creepy lettering! Great idea. Maybe I should get one... After 3 Spinal surgeries - if someone kicks the back of MY seat it's an instantaneous flip to homicidal ideation - which actioning I've heard is against the law ?!? Shame that... 🤔
@@DennisReganComedy Doin good - if I don't bend to much in the darn garden. What possessed me to plant Dwarf Beans when the normal ones grow to grabbable height !
This all works until you do an international flight where the person behind you does not read English. Before the Berlin wall came down I made a trip to Ghana. We used Balkan Airlines (not flying anymore) and my original flight got cancelled. So I ended up having to spend the weekend in Sofia. It felt like to use the bathroom they opened a side door and let you out on a rope.
Hey Dennis, just curious how successful these signs have been. Are we talking about a 50% success rate, 90%? I’ll be flying in March (staying in Santa Clarita, ironically) and wanted to know how well these signs worked. Also, have you restocked the bone color? I just installed a new toilet and went with white. I had the option of bone color, but my wife wanted white. I didn’t care about the color, I just needed a private place to watch “that Darn Dennis.” Anyway, I’m rambling and I hate people that ramble on and on. Let me know if you restock bone.
I read an incident the other day where a man in first class grabbed the back of the seat in front of him to help pull himself up and the guy sitting in that seat in front of him jumped up and punched the guy in the face. I'm sure many have had that urge.
Thanks for reading my message! You're by far the best stand up comedian I've ever seen,you and Bill Burr are my favorites! If I was dying I'd ask the make a wish people to set up lunch w me,you,and Burr at a nice McDonalds. I mean a nice one with the rides n stuff in it! Just joking,but not really. I've watched almost all of your TH-cam videos and I'm a Big Fan. Thanks for the laughs, you make this world bearable. P S. WD-40 is really some magical stuff! Lol
Dear Dennis, Are you certain you have none of the bone coloured towels left, as my flying suit, I don't mean I have a suit that flies, I mean I only have one suit and only where it on airplane rides. My problem is that my flying suit is black, red and teal and I'm sure that adding a towel in either of those colors would upset my Feng Shui. Please notify me, should you discover, that you do have one in bone left. I can be reached at home between 11 and 11:15 pm. I work 723 miles from where I live, as there isn't much housing at Area 51, so I have to commute by car for now, which puts me on the road about 15 hours a day, so with work, I'm not home much, only about 15 minutes a day. I'd fly, but like you, I'm not a very tolerant person and have been removed from 3 flights now, due to the person behind me, bumping my seat. I really really need this sign, I'm so tired. Your Friend, Dave.
Unfortunately Dennis, with the majority of people with an I Q. of 6, they won't be able to count to 5 and with the arrow pointing down, they will only be looking at their shoes. But I do think the sale price of the sign is well worth it. Lolol. Wally
OK- well- that's fine. I'd try putting a copy of my book Fusheeswa behind you. I suppose it would cost me about $1000.00 for that advertising- I mean my book in such a conspicuous place seen by so many. You can just message me where to send the check. I'll look for the book on the next That Darn Dennis.
I love the out-of-the-box thinking in your invention Dennis, except that you have to actually get people to read it. People are so lazy now that they will get to the 3rd or 4th word and give up. Maybe it would work a bit better if it had a button that said "Press Here" and a recording played instead. You could also record it using different accents throughout the message to keep people interested. Or not.
Gosh darn you Dennis, you stole my idea. Same product, different fonts. I should've known not to use comic san! No wonder my sales went nowhere fast. Ehh, what was I thinking. comic san! Stupid, stupid, stupid. Well if you're ever in need of a partner when you expand the biz, or just out visiting your brother, hit me up. Peace✌️😁
Ok now the whole bookshelf behind you is changed around. Why did you do that and what the hell happened to the WD-40 from 2015? Don't you use it anymore? Omg I hope it's not in ur bathroom on the tub. That shit will rust a hole right through it. I heard that from someone a long time ago so for God's sake please make sure it's not there. BTW ur aging well.
Thanks T.O. Believe it or not, most people didn’t appreciate the WD40 as much as you did. I even had a couple complaints. The heck with them... I’ll bring it back. Might even shine a spotlight on it.
Also, if I wid b d 1 seating behind u n c that sign I wud ask u to remove it as it wud b an invasion on my own space & then I wud purposely bump into ur seat coz ur so much better then everyone else u poor intollerante superior been... please excuse everyone else for disturbing u on ur own flight...😰😪👺
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😂. The sales, colors “bone”...hilarious.
Sorry, we are currently out of bone.
The choice of font is more powerful than the message itself 👌🏽 Shut up and take my money!
Dennis, one of the few comic geniuses doing his stand up while sitting down on his flight.
The funniest stuff ever. God bless you and your Bro! Love Yu\!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for all your very kind comments, TT
Great idea! I am working on my note as I watch. Thanks!
They really work great!
I love all the things that you do you are so funny 😅
Thank you for the positivity, R.B.
This is fantastic, Dennis! I wish there were also more videos/recordings of your shows on TH-cam. What there is I’ve watched many times. You, Brian and Seinfeld are the only comedians I really like.
Thanks , Tom H.
The back of the seat is so funny and true. I thought I was the only one that had the back of the seat kickers which happens to me every single time no matter where I go !!
Yes. It’s quite common. I’m glad you liked it.
Watching Dennis's comedy to help deal with the death of my husband. Thanks to Dennis for making me laugh!
Darcy. I’m so very sorry to hear about the loss of your husband. But your message means a lot to me. Hang in there. ❤️
I loveeee your comedy . The monotone-ness makes it even more funneyyyyy :).
You are HILARIOUSSSSẞ !!!!!❤️💛💚
Thank you, Nico. You are one of my favorite commenters. 🤓
The ransom note letters is a hilarious touch
Thanks, MCH. I don’t know why I didn’t see your comments earlier. Something went screwy here on YT.
Your sign warms my cold heart. Also, do you know where I can get some magazines?
You are trans- continental. I love you D.
Thank you for all your support and encouragement, Thomas.
Love your new sign language.
Hope you have a great new Year and look forward to seeing more of that Darn Dennis.
You have a great way of making people laugh, that is a blessing.
My Son Seth really enjoys your humor too. We are sending these to encourage others.
John Plantz
Thank you , JP.
This is honestly hilarious. I get you and your humor 👏
I’m from California, I pray I run into you!!! I Love you!!! Thank you 🙏 for giving amazing smiles to my heart!! I wake up listening to you, The laughter gives me grate Energy!! All my Love and Blessings 💖💖🇺🇸🇬🇧
Wow, Y.Y. Such a sweet message. Made my day. Thanks.
Addendum: if you're going to sleep on the plane please close your fu*king window shade so others can sleep too.
Strong words (especially for an addendum) You must be a fellow traveller.
That Darn Dennis I am indeed and I like to sleep on the plane!
Incidentally, I am a fellow Dennis as well.
Hi Dennis, hope You're good, only just discovered You(Hey, I'm 57, damn I knew I would achieve something in Life!), Love Your sense of humour, its kinda 'dry', like a alcoholic drink I once had, anyway, Greetings from England, keep the material coming, Thankyou.
Thank you, Stewart!
The most down to Earth comedian the world will ever know. You will never hear this accusation against Dennis: "Earth to Dennis."
Yeah, well... just wait until I get famous. I’ll be insufferable.
Dennis..good idea with the signs looking like a ransom note lol but people usually won't respond unless you turn around and say STOP KICKING MY SEAT! Then you're kicked off the plane....😄😂
Dennis that was super funny. I was wondering does the person reading each page know to hold the pager while flipping each page to avoid hitting you on the head? Ha Haaaa
Great point. I will add a page to instruct them.
Another great video, thanks Mr. Regan. I think this style of note was first depicted by Art Doyle in his classic the Hound of the Baskervilles. I think Sherlock Holmes figured out that the killer was cutting out letters from Shape Magazine, or maybe the London Times, can't remember.
Brett Stadler - It was Shape Magazine. Or In Shape Magazine. 🤓
Awesome. We need a version of this for upper floor hotel guests.
Ha. I'm on it. Thanks.
Ha. I'm on it. Thanks.
Your videos ought to come with a warning sign: "Please don't watch this on a full bladder." I nearly wet myself...! :-D
I have passed your suggestion along to the appropriate departments here at That Darn Dennis. And it is now being considered. If they don’t implement this, I will fire all of them and hire you.
@@DennisReganComedy I'm flattered - and available! ;-)
“The back of this seat is connected to the front of this very same seat.” BAM. Dennis just explained airplane physics. #TheWorldDoesntDeserveYou 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Hahaha.... damn!! I really wanted the bone color towel sign. I'm not comfortable buying the other ones but if I could bleach the towel bone color well...I'm still not sure. I do like the 3 easy payments. Are they easy because you mail them in or easy because you don't use glue to seal the payment envelopes. I need one I can put in back of the toilet seat.
Bone may be coming available very soon.
Hi Dennis, I've got a great idea. How about you take your business international. I can push the product in Africa. Will highly advise we do a patent. This is highly innovative and we wouldn't want people stealing the invention. I'm all here if you ready to expand. 🤣🤣
Great idea. I think I would need about $ 8.5 million from venture capitalists.
Thank you Dennis ... you always make me smile and laugh ... Brian in Palm Springs via N.J.
The Woodys Surf Instrumental Band - That's great to hear. Thanks.
I feel this should be said. Venues should pay travel expenses on top of paying the performer.
There is no logical reason why Dennis is not in first class, pointing out to those boarding that he is in first class and they aren't. lol
Ha. I get to sit up there sometimes. Not often enough. Thanks for commenting.
is that a signed photo of Burt Reynolds?
It is. It is one of only two autographs I have. The other is a Hulk lunchbox signed by Lou Ferrigno.
@@DennisReganComedy very nice!
@@DennisReganComedy Ya.... they're so much alike ?
@@DennisReganComedy I believe I have the Dom Deluise-Bill Bixby matching autographs, to complete the set.
I don't think anyone has come forward with the entire set of 4, since the 1970's.
Oh well, that's the problem when museums don't fork out the dough for these things when they have a chance, they fall into private collections and disappear forever.
Shameful.
You could just go sit in Row 199 with your brother.
Hahaha, if I ever sit behind you I will share with you my own signs. They are much cheaper than yours and may be more effective.
This is war!
Shoshana I rather sit last
"Psycho style of fonts". Yeah let's go with it. Lol
Thanks for watching, Shoshana. And commenting.
You're assuming that a) people can read & b) that they can read English. Love the creepy lettering! Great idea. Maybe I should get one... After 3 Spinal surgeries - if someone kicks the back of MY seat it's an instantaneous flip to homicidal ideation - which actioning I've heard is against the law ?!? Shame that... 🤔
Thanks for all your support here on TDD, Lin. I hope you’re doing okay after that rough ride.
@@DennisReganComedy Doin good - if I don't bend to much in the darn garden. What possessed me to plant Dwarf Beans when the normal ones grow to grabbable height !
I like the happy airplane.
One opinion. You should s p a c e the l e tt e rs out more.
Thanks, Tim.,
How about a sign to remind people to close the bathroom door when they have completed their business so others don’t have to be reminded of it?!
🎼 Sign,, sign, everywhere a sign. 🎼
Page 5 of 5 omg hahaha! !!
Thanks for watching, MZ. And commenting.
@@DennisReganComedy thanks for posting! ;) love ur stuff! ♡☆ I also have a thing for old toys! ;)
This all works until you do an international flight where the person behind you does not read English. Before the Berlin wall came down I made a trip to Ghana. We used Balkan Airlines (not flying anymore) and my original flight got cancelled. So I ended up having to spend the weekend in Sofia. It felt like to use the bathroom they opened a side door and let you out on a rope.
Thx for the great travel tips and other life hacks.
You're welcome , Ken. Maybe i should be a life coach. Hmmm? Thanks for watching.
Hey Dennis, just curious how successful these signs have been. Are we talking about a 50% success rate, 90%? I’ll be flying in March (staying in Santa Clarita, ironically) and wanted to know how well these signs worked. Also, have you restocked the bone color? I just installed a new toilet and went with white. I had the option of bone color, but my wife wanted white. I didn’t care about the color, I just needed a private place to watch “that Darn Dennis.” Anyway, I’m rambling and I hate people that ramble on and on. Let me know if you restock bone.
We are currently out of bone. Another shipment should be coming in April. Please check back then.
I read an incident the other day where a man in first class grabbed the back of the seat in front of him to help pull himself up and the guy sitting in that seat in front of him jumped up and punched the guy in the face. I'm sure many have had that urge.
That's first class for you.
Hi Dennis .. I just had a visual of you selling your sign on Shark Tank :) ... the look on their faces would be priceless ... Brian
Did Jackie make those signs?
Yes she did, Dana. Lol. She’s really good at stuff like that.
good stuff
gareth randall - thanks, gareth.🤓
Thanks for reading my message! You're by far the best stand up comedian I've ever seen,you and Bill Burr are my favorites! If I was dying I'd ask the make a wish people to set up lunch w me,you,and Burr at a nice McDonalds. I mean a nice one with the rides n stuff in it! Just joking,but not really. I've watched almost all of your TH-cam videos and I'm a Big Fan. Thanks for the laughs, you make this world bearable.
P S. WD-40 is really some magical stuff! Lol
Someone might think the guy up there is dog god!
Dear Dennis, Are you certain you have none of the bone coloured towels left, as my flying suit, I don't mean I have a suit that flies, I mean I only have one suit and only where it on airplane rides.
My problem is that my flying suit is black, red and teal and I'm sure that adding a towel in either of those colors would upset my Feng Shui.
Please notify me, should you discover, that you do have one in bone left.
I can be reached at home between 11 and 11:15 pm. I work 723 miles from where I live, as there isn't much housing at Area 51, so I have to commute by car for now, which puts me on the road about 15 hours a day, so with work, I'm not home much, only about 15 minutes a day.
I'd fly, but like you, I'm not a very tolerant person and have been removed from 3 flights now, due to the person behind me, bumping my seat.
I really really need this sign, I'm so tired.
Your Friend, Dave.
Hello, Dave my friend. I hope you’ve gotten some rest. The bone towels are still out of stock. Sorry.
Unfortunately Dennis, with the majority of people with an I Q. of 6, they won't be able to count to 5 and with the arrow pointing down, they will only be looking at their shoes. But I do think the sale price of the sign is well worth it. Lolol. Wally
this is great and all, but it's the person in front leaning their chair back that's worst
That would be me. Lol
Where's bones?
Is that the only reason you come here? Lol
I want that coloring book!....Where was you?.....Where was you at?
That would be Brian Regan material lol
😀the sign hangs down about 4 feet 😀
Lol. I wish I woulda thought of that.
Very funny. Must be the Regan genetics. Your own perspective of things. Your brother has obvious disdain for airline protocol.
Ha. Disdain. Yes.
@@DennisReganComedy You had to look it up too, didn't ya.
OK- well- that's fine. I'd try putting a copy of my book Fusheeswa behind you. I suppose it would cost me about $1000.00 for that advertising- I mean my book in such a conspicuous place seen by so many. You can just message me where to send the check. I'll look for the book on the next That Darn Dennis.
John Bidwell - yeah, well, uh, ummm... maybe not the very next episode.
I love the out-of-the-box thinking in your invention Dennis, except that you have to actually get people to read it. People are so lazy now that they will get to the 3rd or 4th word and give up. Maybe it would work a bit better if it had a button that said "Press Here" and a recording played instead. You could also record it using different accents throughout the message to keep people interested. Or not.
QuietCastle - Hmmmm? I like the way you think, Q.C. Thanks for the idea.
I'm in. Where do I start making payments?
How long is the backorder on bone?
Six weeks. Can’t keep them in stock.
Gosh darn you Dennis, you stole my idea. Same product, different fonts. I should've known not to use comic san! No wonder my sales went nowhere fast. Ehh, what was I thinking. comic san! Stupid, stupid, stupid. Well if you're ever in need of a partner when you expand the biz, or just out visiting your brother, hit me up. Peace✌️😁
Please welcome to the stage... Julie and Dennis. It has a nice ring to it.
Ok now the whole bookshelf behind you is changed around. Why did you do that and what the hell happened to the WD-40 from 2015? Don't you use it anymore? Omg I hope it's not in ur bathroom on the tub. That shit will rust a hole right through it. I heard that from someone a long time ago so for God's sake please make sure it's not there. BTW ur aging well.
Thanks T.O. Believe it or not, most people didn’t appreciate the WD40 as much as you did. I even had a couple complaints. The heck with them... I’ll bring it back. Might even shine a spotlight on it.
Also, if I wid b d 1 seating behind u n c that sign I wud ask u to remove it as it wud b an invasion on my own space & then I wud purposely bump into ur seat coz ur so much better then everyone else u poor intollerante superior been... please excuse everyone else for disturbing u on ur own flight...😰😪👺
Too bad he doesn't have a sign for this comment section.
You're the seat bumper, of TH-cam.