I love the fact that whilst one of them is taking his go with the drinks, the other player in the background casually throws a few darts. Clever little touch.
I remember watching this when it was first televised. I was sat in the lounge with my mum, dad and two brothers, not one of us could stop laughing all the way through.
What I love is that they're actually throwing their darts and having a 'proper' match in the background. Out of focus, out of shot, it's beautifully subtle writing and directing. :-)
Fair Bloody Dinkum, the first time I saw this skit, I got into an uncontrollable belly laugh on hearing their names announced. Bloody funny skit. British comedy is the best by heaps. And Griff Rhys Jones and Mel Smith (RIP) were two of the BEST!
I agree wholeheartedly with the above comments, absolutely hilarious, but today I reckon the fun police would say there's nothing funny about binge drinking
@@alanrix5344 it seems you can’t laugh at fuck all anymore, if I want to watch the likes of chubby brown ( just using as an example) then nobody is going to stop me and I’ll still laugh if the jokes about a Pakistani or an Irishman, I couldn’t give a toss.
Perhaps years ago when darts professionals could drink on stage but its water only now, sadly. I used to love all the smoking & drinking years ago - too politicly correct nowadays
@@thomasrobinette3227 Well, seeing as Atkinson was born and raised in Consett and studied in Newcastle I'd say his accent here is original and genuine...
Not the Nine O' Clock News, Alas Smith and Jones and probably one of Mel's finest shows Colin's Sandwich. In additon directing one of my fave films of all time 'High Heels and Low Lifes' ... a great loss and will be very much missed ... a true comedy genius and a naturally funny man. Rest in Peace .... :(
Every time I've seen this sketch I have never noticed 😂😂😂 as if they really are at a darts match but the real event is the drinking 😂😂😂 Crazy that they even allowed them to drink while playing back in the day 😂
*burp* "Oh, and he's missed the table altogether". "Oh, would you believe it? It went in, but it's come out again". XD Genius. One of the all time greatest sketches.
absolutely brilliant sketch..it sticks in my mind even after all these years..we need more of this on mainstream now...i remember a certain hedgehog sketch which received complaints.nowadays they'd have had to apologised...instead, the following week they just kept repeating it over and over again..after that, no more complaints
This scene is actual reason why the BDO banned the drinking of alcohol during televised matches back in the 80’s as this was the perception that people had of professional darts!
It was the start of sanitizing the character of the sport. They did the same with snooker. They were both pub games played and watched by people enjoying a few drinks.
Very Very Big Thanks for uploading as i never forget this clip from Not Nine o Clock News on BBC 2 back in the early 80s. When smith belch, our mum looked cross and said Honestly'' Woz ther any need for That!!! while the rest of family bust out laughing. Cant beat old days.
Watched this when it was first on tv. Nobody had a clue what what they were doing until they did it with the drinks. Sooo funny then, and even funnier now.
@ThatDutchGuy Can you be both Neolithic and a Boomer? I'm a millennial i guess anyway. Given the fact the Tv series is reasonably 'rude', reasonably rude comments should be in the spirit of the thing. I was only talking about darts anyway, in the same way they only talked about trucks
@Jay Boomer Comedy - fuck me you’ve fallen into those young fuckers traps already! If they stopped drinking Americanos and shaved their beards they might be able to afford a house one day!
All that toxic masculinity and those fat bellies, clear fat shaming, as well as promoting alcholism.. Will you hold me tonight Marco whilst I cry myself to sleep? There ya go me laddo.
This was one of the greatest examples of satire that hit its mark, and changed the world in doing so. I don't know about nearly being destroyed, but, after this sketch was aired, the Darts Authorities were so embarrassed they began to work at changing the culture, and therefore the image, of professional darts.
Atkinson was born in County Durham and educated in the North East, including Newcastle University. That's why he does such a good North Eastern accent taking off Sid Wadell the 'Voice of Darts' who was brought up in Northumberland.
miss you mel you were a lovely funny and very warm hearted man you made mel laugh very hard on many times you and jones had the best sketch show in the country i still find it my favourite
"Completely Newscasted" was a sideways reference to Not the Nine O'Clock News favourite Reginald Bosanquet a contemporary newsreader who was 'fond of a tipple' :-)
This sketch was the first thought that came into my mind when i heard the awful news. Grew up with NTNON & Smith & Jones. At christmas every year in our house we still watch The Home-Made Xmas Video: a Video de Dad and listen to rockin around the christmas tree. RIP Mel Smith, Comedy Legend.
Even in the states in electronic darts leagues, this sums up league finals. Watched a player somehow made it to single's finals, and was so plastered he was lunging halfway to board before throwing
@king offa lol yup. Our league is minor stuff... finals are in casino hotel ballrooms. 4 day events and 12 hours or more of throwing. I dont drink but people there would prob go crazy not getting their fix
There’s always someone moaning about comedy being “censored” now 😒 I think you’re just watching entirely the wrong stuff. NTNoCN was always pretty timid, wide-audience comedy (still great). But you really think today is censored? Did you ever watch Mock the Week when Frankie Boyle was on the show? Or the episode of Peep Show where Jez wanks over the queen on a £20 note in a sperm bank? Literally anything on Southpark or Rick and Morty if you include adult cartoons. Or if you’re not strictly talking about comedy, what’s censored in shows like Euphoria, Altered Carbon or The Punisher? That’s just off the top of my head - 30 odd years ago these shows would have caused protests from snowflake religious groups and parents for “excessive violence, drugs and portrayal of sex”, now no one bats an eye. No, shows are less censored now than at any point - you’re just watching the wrong stuff, at the wrong time, in the wrong places and therefor reach the wrong conclusion.
@@lukefreeman828 don't conflate anime porn with telly shows ffs. Gtfo. Comedy on the TV is more dead than ever with so much politically correct bullshit to appease the can't offend crowd. Bullshit.
@The Head Reacher oh no... a few tiny words have been censored? Oh no! But thankfully portrayal of real life I.e. death, violence, drugs and sex are all far less censored these days than they used to be. Because the perpetually offended do-gooders of the older generations are being ignored.
@@lukefreeman828 it starts with a few words and it moves on to banning the whole thing. that's how this will play out in the long run. Mandating speech is when you're on thin ice when it comes to freedom of speech.
I love the fact that whilst one of them is taking his go with the drinks, the other player in the background casually throws a few darts. Clever little touch.
Yes, excellent!
I did not See that the first time!
This video was old when you made this comment
casually into the faces of the audience LOL
Bring this shit back
The casually seldom darts playing in the background is the best part.
Just like dart player taking a drink in the background. I noticed it too. The level so subtle detail is perfect!
RIP Mel Smith. You were one of the funniest men ever and made so much great material, you will be sorely missed.
I remember watching this when it was first televised. I was sat in the lounge with my mum, dad and two brothers, not one of us could stop laughing all the way through.
There is no greater blessing than a childhood in a complete family!
Yep I watched it with my mum and dad too. Mum sat stony faced, thought it was shite, dad was pissing himself laughing :)
@@ac-gp3kz 😄
I remember watching it for the 1st time. We only had 2 channels
What I love is that they're actually throwing their darts and having a 'proper' match in the background.
Out of focus, out of shot, it's beautifully subtle writing and directing. :-)
Really clever
He always brought a smile to my face when younger and even now watching stuff like this, R.I.P Mel.
Fair Bloody Dinkum, the first time I saw this skit, I got into an uncontrollable belly laugh on hearing their names announced. Bloody funny skit. British comedy is the best by heaps. And Griff Rhys Jones and Mel Smith (RIP) were two of the BEST!
It was such a simple idea for the sketch and it worked brilliantly.
@@geoffpoole483 Everything was simple but it worked great.
I agree wholeheartedly with the above comments, absolutely hilarious, but today I reckon the fun police would say there's nothing funny about binge drinking
@@alanrix5344 it seems you can’t laugh at fuck all anymore, if I want to watch the likes of chubby brown ( just using as an example) then nobody is going to stop me and I’ll still laugh if the jokes about a Pakistani or an Irishman, I couldn’t give a toss.
One of my favourite British tv comedy sketches ever.Both Griff Rhys Jones and the late Mel Smith are wonderful here.
Mel smiths gone?? that's news to me.
@@garrysmith6734
Yup ... passed away 19th July 2013, age 60 ...
I completely forgot that had happened until I just double checked ....
all the good ones are disappearing.
Rest in peace, Mel Smith
As a professional Drinker..I mean Darts player I can confirm that this is totally 100% accurate!
What humourless morons dislike this?. Woke off twat.
agreed
you mean it was a bullseye
Perhaps years ago when darts
professionals could drink on stage
but its water only now, sadly.
I used to love all the smoking & drinking years ago - too politicly
correct nowadays
I am also a professional darts player.
RIP Mel, a truly great performer who gave me many hours of enjoyment in my youth.
Still so funny 44 years later.
Sad loss. They don't make them like this anymore. At least we have moments like this to remember you with. RIP Mel.
My Drinking Team has a Darts Problem... ;-)
I keep coming back to watch this. For just that smile power.
Playing darts in the background between drinks, used to love this show.
I like trucking, and I like to truck lol
If you don't like trucking, tough luck!
+DARRBEV Yeah, that's the thing with this show, it lingers.....kinda lingers...
yeah ,nice video shame about the song
I prefer bouncing, boing boing boing!@@ianisme
This is absolutely genius writing and milligrams of alcohol scoring metre is just inspired.
I always come back to this video already once every month.
British humour was the best. We couldn't get enough of it in Australia back in the day.
Similar culture, so you understand it. We thought it hilarious when it was first shown, it certainly rung true back then
You still gave us Paul Hogan though.
The technique of both sportsmen is truly beyond comprehension.
The only comedy sketch to have single handedly destroyed the reputation of a sport haha
Watch QI much? :)
@@pappergoja4815 yup
Like Bosch said: if you can drink and smoke while playing it, it's not a sport.
@@RKM8506 So basketball isn't a sport? Tell that to the inner-city youths.
@@EvilBlakey if you can drink and smoke whilst playing pro level then
Can't believe how old this is, never seen it before was just randomly recommended. Absolutely brilliant love darts and love drinking haha
All the best Mel. You are a legend.
Gutted you left us so young.
Heaven's a funnier place now.
RIP Mel Smith. A British comedy legend!!!
I knew it was him
And a turf accountants dream.
One of my faves. Love Rowan's Geordie accent.
His accent sucks. And you suck.
@@thomasrobinette3227 Well, seeing as Atkinson was born and raised in Consett and studied in Newcastle I'd say his accent here is original and genuine...
@@thomasrobinette3227 I actually blow. Your page is a great cure for insomnia. Thanks, mate.
Not the Nine O' Clock News, Alas Smith and Jones and probably one of Mel's finest shows Colin's Sandwich. In additon directing one of my fave films of all time 'High Heels and Low Lifes' ... a great loss and will be very much missed ... a true comedy genius and a naturally funny man.
Rest in Peace .... :(
Seeing this 14 years after it was uploaded. Worth it
No matter how many times I watch this I always laugh like hell.
THe best part is them actually playing darts between turns
I'd completely forgotten that he's playing darts in the background between visits to the table.
“Oh no he’s got a broon ale!”
Every time I've seen this sketch I have never noticed 😂😂😂 as if they really are at a darts match but the real event is the drinking 😂😂😂
Crazy that they even allowed them to drink while playing back in the day 😂
@@jrp312 read that in Sid Waddell's accent 😂
I did not see that, but you are right, of course!
*burp* "Oh, and he's missed the table altogether".
"Oh, would you believe it? It went in, but it's come out again".
XD Genius. One of the all time greatest sketches.
Remember watching at the time, still brilliant!
absolutely brilliant sketch..it sticks in my mind even after all these years..we need more of this on mainstream now...i remember a certain hedgehog sketch which received complaints.nowadays they'd have had to apologised...instead, the following week they just kept repeating it over and over again..after that, no more complaints
From the best comedy show I have ever seen
This scene is actual reason why the BDO banned the drinking of alcohol during televised matches back in the 80’s as this was the perception that people had of professional darts!
This is true....still have the big bellies ... Must be too many trips to Maccidees 😉
It was the start of sanitizing the character of the sport. They did the same with snooker.
They were both pub games played and watched by people enjoying a few drinks.
That everybody is permanently mortal drunk?
Ban alcohol from dart sports is the same as banning sex from people which are doing it professional. That just does not work
And so, somehow, Darts became boring to watch.
Very Very Big Thanks for uploading as i never forget this clip from Not Nine o Clock News on BBC 2 back in the early 80s. When smith belch, our mum looked cross and said Honestly'' Woz ther any need for That!!! while the rest of family bust out laughing. Cant beat old days.
This isn't a comedy. It's a factual darts documentary
This skit is the reason they don't drink/smoke on TV anymore
@@GA-sb9sz :D. I miss these guys
It’s from Smith and Jones which was a comedy sketch show. Enjoy!
@@AR-jo5vv ye I know, great memories :D
so was stout life
This movie is absolutely brilliant!
This isn't a movie, it's a professional sport
Anyone else randomly get this recommended?
Yeah. But glad I did. Was golden
Yep, that happens when you've watched Britain's Got Talent 😄
Yeah and it was toppa ☺
me too, so funny.
Yep and the need for the complete series on dvd grows every day.
First time I've seen this since it was shown on TV 40 years ago!
Watched this when it was first on tv. Nobody had a clue what what they were doing until they did it with the drinks. Sooo funny then, and even funnier now.
"Ahh would you believe it, it's gone in but it's come out again!!" Hahhhahahahaaaaa
@monkey Nutts It was 7 years ago, probably very loose now
What is wrong with you people?
@ThatDutchGuy Can you be both Neolithic and a Boomer? I'm a millennial i guess anyway. Given the fact the Tv series is reasonably 'rude', reasonably rude comments should be in the spirit of the thing. I was only talking about darts anyway, in the same way they only talked about trucks
@Jay Boomer Comedy - fuck me you’ve fallen into those young fuckers traps already!
If they stopped drinking Americanos and shaved their beards they might be able to afford a house one day!
Happens sometimes.
This when comedy was at its best.a world away.
ok boomer
Ok
@Marco Creen like you
@Marco Creen Oh god yeah men throwing darts and drinking is SO offensive 😂
All that toxic masculinity and those fat bellies, clear fat shaming, as well as promoting alcholism.. Will you hold me tonight Marco whilst I cry myself to sleep?
There ya go me laddo.
Classic never ever to forget from Late Great Mel and Legend Jones. I remmmber this very well on Tv.
One of my favourite sketches they did. Hilarious.
R.I.P mel you will be missed.
not to mention douglas adams
This is funny and from a nostalgic point of view so true....my recollection as a boy watching darts and snooker in the late 70s was pretty much this!
Rest in peace Mel, thank you so much for the laughs
This was one of the greatest examples of satire that hit its mark, and changed the world in doing so. I don't know about nearly being destroyed, but, after this sketch was aired, the Darts Authorities were so embarrassed they began to work at changing the culture, and therefore the image, of professional darts.
rest in peace Mel, thank you for all the laughs
The kind of diligent mental and physical preparation that made Eric Bristow and Phil Taylor champions.
Lovely to see the great Jim Carter as the scorer, looking very young!
I love them playing darts in the background
Look at the concentration on Griff’s face, and the wheezing after downing the pints so quickly😂
Absolutely fantastic 👏
Atkinson was born in County Durham and educated in the North East, including Newcastle University. That's why he does such a good North Eastern accent taking off Sid Wadell the 'Voice of Darts' who was brought up in Northumberland.
@Astral Nemix The late Sid Waddell had an academic background. I think he was a medieval historian.
Love this great show not the nine o'clock news😊
'He really needs a triple gin, with ice & lemon' 😂
miss you mel you were a lovely funny and very warm hearted man you made mel laugh very hard on many times you and jones had the best sketch show in the country i still find it my favourite
You would never get away with this today, some idiot would take offence. One of my favourite sketches from not the. 9 o'clock news
I remember seeing this when it was originally on the telly and then discussing it with one of my teachers at school!
'Three triple Bracardi's'. The score-keeper was pished too.
scorer was in downton abbey 🍷
This is a pure classic! Love it.
Tremendous athletes these lads.
Nothing beats British comedy!!
Timeless classic 🤣. Still love it
Thanks for all the laughs.. Keep the gods smiling Mel.. R.I.P.
"Not bad...fairly pissed..."
They don't make comedy like they use to absolutely fantastic !
Love this sketch, totally ripped into the Darts era at that time. RIP Mel Smith
One of the greats of British comedy. RİP Mel xx
"Completely Newscasted" was a sideways reference to Not the Nine O'Clock News favourite Reginald Bosanquet a contemporary newsreader who was 'fond of a tipple' :-)
This sketch was the first thought that came into my mind when i heard the awful news.
Grew up with NTNON & Smith & Jones. At christmas every year in our house we still watch The Home-Made Xmas Video: a Video de Dad and listen to rockin around the christmas tree.
RIP Mel Smith, Comedy Legend.
This is what darts was actually like back in the day.
I remember watching these with my father. Pure class these and funny as f...!!! 😄
It went in, but it's come out again. Oh no. 😂😂😂
😂
A great comedian you gave us many laughs, thank you.
Even in the states in electronic darts leagues, this sums up league finals. Watched a player somehow made it to single's finals, and was so plastered he was lunging halfway to board before throwing
@king offa lol yup. Our league is minor stuff... finals are in casino hotel ballrooms. 4 day events and 12 hours or more of throwing. I dont drink but people there would prob go crazy not getting their fix
Thanks for the memories and the laughs
The score keeper is, rightly spotted, Jim Carter of Downtown Abbey. He also played a memorable part in " Top secret".
its gone in but come back out again, love it
Now they were true sportsmen, anyone who can pull of a nine dart finish or a 147 break while 5 times over the limit has to be admired.
So funny watching this again 🤣.
I just realized Atkinson's doing the commentary
Thanks I was wondering who commentated. He really makes the sketch.
@@SkipperGriffin1973 Often forgotten that Rowan Atkinson is, like Sid Waddell, a North-Easterner.
@@jbob64 it’s definitely him man
It’s Jim Carter
I can never forget Eric Bristow carry is pint to the hockey on his left hand while throwing his arrows with his right.
I can proudly say this wasn't recommented for me.I looked for it myself
Thanks Mel for all the laughs.
Being from the north, Rowan Atkinson actually did talk like this once.
Brilliant sketch.👍
I remember this at the time NTNOCN was brilliant. Must be 40 years ago.
Great competitors...!
God this is classic. I bet they were over the moon when they thought of this.
I love the way they're playing darts while waiting for their turn 😂
I remember in the 80s n being a teenager that dart players use to smoke n drink on the occy hahahaha
I remember watching this as a child
They banned drinking by competitors during darts matches not long after this aired.
Classic british comedy. Cant beat it.
Absolutely Newcastled!
Why can’t we do humour like this anymore?
Because of snowflakes...
...because it says "Newscasted" as in, "Drunk as a News Caster".
Because of Ant and Dec !
Because reasons.
I thought it was "Newstcast". Newcastled is even funnier.
Great memories! 😎
When comedy was normal and funny and uncensored. Not the nine o’clock news were the best and just said things as they were. Bring back those days.
There’s always someone moaning about comedy being “censored” now 😒 I think you’re just watching entirely the wrong stuff. NTNoCN was always pretty timid, wide-audience comedy (still great). But you really think today is censored? Did you ever watch Mock the Week when Frankie Boyle was on the show? Or the episode of Peep Show where Jez wanks over the queen on a £20 note in a sperm bank? Literally anything on Southpark or Rick and Morty if you include adult cartoons. Or if you’re not strictly talking about comedy, what’s censored in shows like Euphoria, Altered Carbon or The Punisher? That’s just off the top of my head - 30 odd years ago these shows would have caused protests from snowflake religious groups and parents for “excessive violence, drugs and portrayal of sex”, now no one bats an eye.
No, shows are less censored now than at any point - you’re just watching the wrong stuff, at the wrong time, in the wrong places and therefor reach the wrong conclusion.
@@lukefreeman828 don't conflate anime porn with telly shows ffs. Gtfo. Comedy on the TV is more dead than ever with so much politically correct bullshit to appease the can't offend crowd. Bullshit.
@@DanteIsAwake just ignore the rest of the shows I mentioned then. Idiot 😂
@The Head Reacher oh no... a few tiny words have been censored? Oh no! But thankfully portrayal of real life I.e. death, violence, drugs and sex are all far less censored these days than they used to be. Because the perpetually offended do-gooders of the older generations are being ignored.
@@lukefreeman828 it starts with a few words and it moves on to banning the whole thing. that's how this will play out in the long run. Mandating speech is when you're on thin ice when it comes to freedom of speech.
This is still hilarious and I saw it when it was first broadcast!