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No thanks, I don't condone children gambling with the money of their parents, after all, Plarium ( Raid SL ) is a subsidiary of the gambling company Aristocrat Leisure. I wonder where their business practice stems from. It's not even a whale trap like Diablo Immortal, it's a loot box casino for kids.
I don’t want to think about my great grandma killing my grandma while she was still alive because I had a really good bond with her and I don’t want to see her acting like that.
Usually the advice is pretty good, but with the first murder, taking the time to see and think about what caused the housekeeper to go nuts is a terrible idea. Fleeing the scene of a murder, and leaving the murderer far behind is a MUCH better idea.
The thing I find funny is the kid is like what 8. And the way he’s explaining it is that he should be able to think that logical on how to find out what’s going on.
Not really because if you find out the reason, you can prevent it from happening to your parents and then all of this wouldn't have happened. And possibly save the whole country
@@siraiye in a child vs. adult situation, running is the best option. Too easy to get killed by sticking around. And as far as the kid knows, it's a single incident, not a plague.
a young child witnesses a brutal murder and you're like "he should have immediately realised that just before she took a meat tenderiser to her daughter, the signal went out on the tv! obviously that's why she's acting different!"
tbh thats just "how to beat" like there is a lot more in his videos "if I would be that little girl I would steal the car and abandon everyone" "they shouldve just used the dead bodies to build a raft" and many more lol
@@conceitedfication That doesn't really change anything ig they already seem to spend their all to kill their children no matter the relationship, but you have less of a problem hurting your parents
Not really bc if you're abused you'd be used to it and you wouldn't run or fight them when they turn aggressive, until its too late and you realize you're dying
What I don’t understand is that if it only works when you’re near your children then why did all of those parents turn up at school? I doubt they all work that close to the school for them to rush there in a hoard.
If you watched the movie, you’ll see the news was warning about a new disease or terrorist attack and the parents saw. They went to the school to pick up their children
I wonder if they'll make a sequel. I'd like to learn about where this static came from, and if they either take your advice to have all of the children being raised by foster families.(yes, you meant it in a different way, but that essentially what is going on) Or if they find a way to stop this thing.
Plot twist: one of the foster parents is actually a biological parent of one of foster kids and their plan was to get into the system so they could find their biological child and kill them.
Movie logic and plot armor 😂 fire needs oxygen to burn they need it to breathe can’t even argue that there’s only a small amount of oxygen for just the match and breathing cause combustion would still be plausible to happen
year late reply but i think he was going off of his previous statement of breaking the gas hose so it filled the outside with gas and the paint thinner would help light it
The housekeeper caught a glimpse of "The Kill Your Family Show". It has very compelling dialogue such as "Kill your family!" and "Kill your family!" and no one can forget the amazing performance when the lead actor said "Kill your family!"
Not gonna lie, I, considering that every parent is trying to get rid of their children, would have probably just asked my grandparents to "pick me up" from my parents. Might be cold blooded, but definitely should make a good exit strategy if they show up.
Problem with that is that the grandparents would only take care of one parent. Maybe if you call both? My mom’s parents live pretty far from me though.
I feel like this could have been solved easily if kids of different parents went after each other, since the parents only had killing intentions towards their own
Well that could work but only if it's possible that the child can for sure over power the parent because we see that even though they don't have killing intentions twords other people's kids the parents don't seem scared to kill other kids if those same kids are getting in the way seeing as the mom and dad had no problem almost killing the boyfriend when he attempted to stop them
@The satisfactor I think it's moreso with the idea that good parents invert to being bad parents so vice versa, bad parents turning into good parents, would also be true.
Facts me being a foster kid makes this an absolute win my parents have no parental rights making me an orphan so I’d be safe. They can’t have my location legally anyways so I should be able to survive this
I think the kid would be safe. Grandparents are often as close as the parents are to the kids but don't go murderous on the grandkids. Unless the link is directly connected to link than closeness adopted kids just don't have that genetic link.
I’d say they are safe tbh. Only your bio parents will have the urge if your not their kid they will disregard you like the girl who’s best friend got murked for example. Adopted kids their parents aren’t their real parents making them safe.
I’ll be honest I haven’t been checking out your latest videos for at least 4 months now but I think that was the best decision because now I have a bunch of videos I can watch. Massive respect to how often you upload your videos btw 🖤
Most brutal but effective way would be to call grandparents. As they would try to murder your parents you can team up. I mean you'll be orphan after that
this is honestly one of my worst fears the fact that your parents the people who raised you and is in the same place as you (possibly) can turn on you any time any day is just horrifying
@@carealoo744 Realistically, you don't live or share a close bond with everyone. That's the point. That one day, these people who raised you can turn on you in a space that's supposed to be safe.
Yeah statistically you're more likely to be killed, raped, or assaulted by someone you know. That's why when a spouse is dead, they look at the husband or wife first. So we already live in a world were the people you're closest to can hurt you like that. That's another reason why the police rule out people you know if you're found dead before they look at strangers.
30:00 Pretty sure the high concentration of gas would cause any sorta fire trail to immediately combust the gas way before it reaches the door, with you being in the crossfire.
Imagine staying with a family member that isn't a parent so you're slowly figuring out why you're safe and everyone else is dying en masse. No shock, but even more survivors guilt.
Ditto, breh... Ditto. There are a lot of us that grew up with verbally, emotionally, and (eventually) physically abusive parents. It fucks you up for a long time and you have to expend a lot more effort to get past it, but it CAN be done.
Father: *Gets knocked out at home* Mother: *Isn't home yet* "Hmmm, I'll just hide away in the basement, they definitely wont find anything or expect me"
Bro expected a kid to rationally look for a cause of murder while there’s a murderer in his house. Not only that, he expects us to look at a friend’s dead body, watch the killer look totally cool with it, and stay calm. Buddy, you got some explaining on how you think the human mind works.
The best move would be just to dash to your grandparents house and they will protect you and if it comes to it get a weapon and unload it on your parents
are we sure this is some kind of phenomenon and not just my parents after i piss them off? my mom's threatened to kill me so many times i wouldnt even be surprised if she finally did it tbh
That boy is dying within a week if he doesn’t get to a hospital. He got knocked to the ground from two stories up, no way he doesn’t need some real medical attention lmao
Another method is to crimp the end of the garden hose shut: pressure either builds and means the gas will take the path of least resistance (like any weak point anywhere in the hose or the flow is compromised and the gas can't flow as fast, buying Carly and Josh A LOT more time. Obviously, don't use anything electrical that put off sparks: Power tool or matches + natural gas = BIG BOOM!
I'm just wondering, how do grandparents feel about their grandkids? I imagine they would work with them to kill the parents, but it would also be cool if the hate got magnified the further down the family tree you got
It seems like in the movie, they’re just intent on killing their own direct biological offspring. The grandfather didn’t do anything to hurt the little boy, and it looked like the grandmother was trying to protect the daughter from her mother (or at least wasn’t interested in harming her either). But it is fun to think about what would happen if each familial generation were out to kill one another. Grandparents vs parents vs kids
@@nevisnebis1207 i can see it happening in maybe two ways, if the grandparents already killed their own kids or maybe only happening if the kids are their biological children grandkids but they also raised them since young, so pretty much seeing tehm as their own kids while keeping the biological factor
I would’ve helped my grandpa kill my dad and then just simply ask for help in killing my mom. I don’t know why he decided to take a mind games approach to it; grandparents are typically really nice to their grandchildren.
I love this movie. It’s like disaster-movie-lite but also so ridiculous, I could watch it a million times. Nicholas Cage is completely unhinged and I love it
This movie makes me feel so angry, don’t blame your kids for your problems! It’s a good movie, don’t get me wrong, but the fact that these parents blamed their kids for their anger and failure in life is bs!
I wondered if you were going to do this. Have you watched 'The Caller (2011)'? It involves a woman in 2011 receiving a phone call from a woman in 1979. The two get on, but the 2011 woman accidentally convinces the 1979 woman to murder her husband (in 1979). The 1979 woman goes on to stalk the woman as a child and kills people close to her.
Imagine if the parents after killing their children transformed into flesh eating monsters that are now hostile to everyone, just curious what happens after they kill their children, does something happen? Do they become normal again? Or does something else happen?
(I might make this a analog horror series where humanity tries to not only survived from the monsters that used to be human parents, but also not become a parent or give birth)
The one thing I was really annoyed about was that when her friend was still alive, she went up those stairs way too slowly knowing that there's a dangerous situation going on, she should have gone up those stairs so much quicker
i would never survive any of these because tbh I don't have a strong enough will to live to either A) sacrifice others, especially my brother, for myself and I would willingly go die to help people, or B) I'd off myself sooner than go through the intense torture and horrific stuff that happens in some of this. Like I couldn't do it absolutely not
He didn’t go out of his way to kill him, he was directly in the way of completing his goal. If the boyfriend was less antagonistic to him, the dad would probably have been passive aggressive towards him at most.
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Imagine you get home and your mom is trying to kill you but your dad is totally cool, then when you try to run away you get domed by the mailman.
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Honestly this would probably be one of the best/worst ways to find out that you're actually adopted
lmao this caught me offguard
lol this Commet. is awsome
Lmaoooo all the crazy parents start flocking to the other kids and you're just like "waaait a minute 😳😮"
Imagine walking down the street with your parents and some random mom and dad try to run up and kill you
when you see everybody getting killed by their parents you run away from home, then you meet your uncle and he kills you
The fact that there’s no age limit to the “craziness” is pretty interesting when the grandparents showed up.
I don’t want to think about my great grandma killing my grandma while she was still alive because I had a really good bond with her and I don’t want to see her acting like that.
It’s a movie
@@clearanimations7074 We know.
Not only is there no age limit, but your state of mind can't stop it either.
@@liquidrock2u oh so, maybe if you consider someone your child, it activates?
Usually the advice is pretty good, but with the first murder, taking the time to see and think about what caused the housekeeper to go nuts is a terrible idea.
Fleeing the scene of a murder, and leaving the murderer far behind is a MUCH better idea.
true but he makes these videos after watching so he said that subconsciously knowing he wouldn't be at risk
The thing I find funny is the kid is like what 8. And the way he’s explaining it is that he should be able to think that logical on how to find out what’s going on.
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Not really because if you find out the reason, you can prevent it from happening to your parents and then all of this wouldn't have happened. And possibly save the whole country
@@siraiye in a child vs. adult situation, running is the best option. Too easy to get killed by sticking around. And as far as the kid knows, it's a single incident, not a plague.
a young child witnesses a brutal murder and you're like "he should have immediately realised that just before she took a meat tenderiser to her daughter, the signal went out on the tv! obviously that's why she's acting different!"
Yeap, I would...
@@kitsnap1228 of course you would
@@allyh7075 OFC.
No troll nor keyboard warrior but I would never act like that.
He's just build different
tbh thats just "how to beat" like there is a lot more in his videos "if I would be that little girl I would steal the car and abandon everyone" "they shouldve just used the dead bodies to build a raft" and many more lol
A movie scenario where it’s beneficial to have a bad relationship with your parents.
Not really that'll make them want 2 kill u more???
@@conceitedfication That doesn't really change anything ig they already seem to spend their all to kill their children no matter the relationship, but you have less of a problem hurting your parents
@@conceitedfication maybe but if you have a bad relationship most likely you’ll be no contact so they can’t find you
Not really bc if you're abused you'd be used to it and you wouldn't run or fight them when they turn aggressive, until its too late and you realize you're dying
Or be an orphan
What I don’t understand is that if it only works when you’re near your children then why did all of those parents turn up at school? I doubt they all work that close to the school for them to rush there in a hoard.
Movie Plot I guess I don't watch much movies these days idk
they could have once they got the first news to 'protect' their kid as the mom did
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If you watched the movie, you’ll see the news was warning about a new disease or terrorist attack and the parents saw. They went to the school to pick up their children
I guess all of them were waiting for their kids outside of the school before the thing that makes you kill your kids.
"If your overbearing parents became murderous one day..."
So every Saturday morning before all the chores are done?
Not that kind of murderous, the one you're describing is worse
Growing up I’d hear music playing on a Saturday morning and knew it was going to be a shitty fucking day
Eh its everyday for me whenever I am not "working" on college Homework. I just want to listen to videos while I work and take short breaks.
@@JaceB-tf3vf BRO ONGODDD I HEAR PERUVIAN/ SPANISH CULTURE MUSIC FROM MY DAD ITS WRAPSSSS 😭
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This is the only scenario where being an orphan is an absolute W
But wouldn't that be scary though. You have no idea who's going to come after you because you have no idea who's your real parent/s
@@littleanya7770 Being an orphan means your parents are dead
@@littleanya7770 An orphan means your parents are dead, not that you're adopted.. haha, isn't this movie so funny?
Facts whether legally or cause they are no longer living being an orphan would’ve been OP in this situation
@@carealoo744wrong you can be an orphan and your parents are alive. If their parental rights get terminated 😅
I wonder if they'll make a sequel. I'd like to learn about where this static came from, and if they either take your advice to have all of the children being raised by foster families.(yes, you meant it in a different way, but that essentially what is going on) Or if they find a way to stop this thing.
Plot twist: one of the foster parents is actually a biological parent of one of foster kids and their plan was to get into the system so they could find their biological child and kill them.
If I remember correctly, it was aliens. I could be wrong tho
SAME! Need a sequel yesterday!
I don’t think would work. Didn’t the aunt say that her boyfriend wasn’t her baby’s father, but we saw him with the other dads watching the baby
@@embelkowitz then what if she lied to him tho, its like twist with a twist
29:40 How is the daughter supposed to light a match in a basement full of flammable gas and not be set on fire?
Movie logic and plot armor 😂 fire needs oxygen to burn they need it to breathe can’t even argue that there’s only a small amount of oxygen for just the match and breathing cause combustion would still be plausible to happen
year late reply but i think he was going off of his previous statement of breaking the gas hose so it filled the outside with gas and the paint thinner would help light it
How to Beat is the only channel that criticizes a literal child for its survival strategies
Its that shit of kids saying "if I saw freddy fazbear I would beat him up"
The housekeeper caught a glimpse of "The Kill Your Family Show". It has very compelling dialogue such as "Kill your family!" and "Kill your family!" and no one can forget the amazing performance when the lead actor said "Kill your family!"
I understood that reference, I see a person of culture
Not gonna lie, I, considering that every parent is trying to get rid of their children, would have probably just asked my grandparents to "pick me up" from my parents. Might be cold blooded, but definitely should make a good exit strategy if they show up.
Grand parents were possessed too but they may have taken out the parents
Problem with that is that the grandparents would only take care of one parent. Maybe if you call both? My mom’s parents live pretty far from me though.
Watching a security guard tackle a parent from the side was weirdly satisfying
Ikr😂 i fr thought o was the only one, the only moment i felt like giving school security guards a massive W for doing their job ❤
It was pretty badass ngl, these cops def need a raise in this movie
I feel like this could have been solved easily if kids of different parents went after each other, since the parents only had killing intentions towards their own
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Well that could work but only if it's possible that the child can for sure over power the parent because we see that even though they don't have killing intentions twords other people's kids the parents don't seem scared to kill other kids if those same kids are getting in the way seeing as the mom and dad had no problem almost killing the boyfriend when he attempted to stop them
People with abusive parents: Finally, some hope for me.
@The satisfactor I think it's moreso with the idea that good parents invert to being bad parents so vice versa, bad parents turning into good parents, would also be true.
Facts me being a foster kid makes this an absolute win my parents have no parental rights making me an orphan so I’d be safe. They can’t have my location legally anyways so I should be able to survive this
I wonder what happens if there are adopted kids. Are they safe or are their adopted parents gonna kill them?
Maybe their birth parents tried to look for them
@@stephaniem9707 unless they're dead
*meanwhile Batman partying while crying at the same time*
I think the kid would be safe. Grandparents are often as close as the parents are to the kids but don't go murderous on the grandkids. Unless the link is directly connected to link than closeness adopted kids just don't have that genetic link.
I’d say they are safe tbh. Only your bio parents will have the urge if your not their kid they will disregard you like the girl who’s best friend got murked for example. Adopted kids their parents aren’t their real parents making them safe.
Her boyfriend is so strong, he got hit, thrown unconscious, stabbed, throwed down the stairs, and actually survived that
I’ll be honest I haven’t been checking out your latest videos for at least 4 months now but I think that was the best decision because now I have a bunch of videos I can watch. Massive respect to how often you upload your videos btw 🖤
That’s how I watch this channel. 4 month hiatus. One day binge
Same!
Same
Aha same ^^
Finally, one of these videos is relatable I will use all the knowledge you have thought me to beat my parents.
With a sandal? Or figuratively.
@@lizzierainbug7445 🐶🤭
"Haha", so funny
@@lizzierainbug7445 yes
@@lizzierainbug7445 or a belt
Most brutal but effective way would be to call grandparents. As they would try to murder your parents you can team up. I mean you'll be orphan after that
I rather be a orphan than dead
You're grandparents can raise you!
All the kids who were made fun of for being orphans get a chance to laugh back
Who tf makes fun of someone for being an orphan? 😐
@@itskashkashiHonest answer? Other children. Or, bullies who will find ANYTHING to put you down, and they choose the fact you're adopted.
@@itskashkashi Me like all the time
The Moral of the story is: "I can take you out of this world as fast as I brought you into it."
So 20 years?
this is honestly one of my worst fears
the fact that your parents the people who raised you and is in the same place as you (possibly) can turn on you any time any day is just horrifying
I mean, realistically speaking, anyone can turn on you at any time.
But videos like these help make the concept funny
@@carealoo744 Realistically, you don't live or share a close bond with everyone. That's the point. That one day, these people who raised you can turn on you in a space that's supposed to be safe.
Yeah in my opinion this movie is messed up
Yeah statistically you're more likely to be killed, raped, or assaulted by someone you know. That's why when a spouse is dead, they look at the husband or wife first. So we already live in a world were the people you're closest to can hurt you like that. That's another reason why the police rule out people you know if you're found dead before they look at strangers.
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30:00 Pretty sure the high concentration of gas would cause any sorta fire trail to immediately combust the gas way before it reaches the door, with you being in the crossfire.
Wrong. When gas leaks fill a house like that, the tiniest spark can blow the entire house to splinters.
@@GarnetGoldGunner How exactly then am I wrong?
Your comment literally confirms my statement..
@@OwlskiTV I'm pretty sure he meant you were half right.
@@OwlskiTVyou are wrong, gas can blow up the house instantly the splinters
Imagine learning you were adopted because your parents don’t feel like killing you.
Imagine staying with a family member that isn't a parent so you're slowly figuring out why you're safe and everyone else is dying en masse. No shock, but even more survivors guilt.
Then the mom tries to stab your best friend.
Title made me think this was my life documentary
@Don't Read My Profile Picture dang I read your name
lol
Ditto, breh... Ditto.
There are a lot of us that grew up with verbally, emotionally, and (eventually) physically abusive parents. It fucks you up for a long time and you have to expend a lot more effort to get past it, but it CAN be done.
You too?
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This was wild.... even Mom & Dad wasn't safe with Grandparents around 😬🥴
Father: *Gets knocked out at home*
Mother: *Isn't home yet*
"Hmmm, I'll just hide away in the basement, they definitely wont find anything or expect me"
This is like when your parents had enough of you disrespecting them.
as someone who just got done binging alot of early 2000s movies, seeing selma blair play a mother is wild to me
Bro expected a kid to rationally look for a cause of murder while there’s a murderer in his house. Not only that, he expects us to look at a friend’s dead body, watch the killer look totally cool with it, and stay calm. Buddy, you got some explaining on how you think the human mind works.
Psychopaths do it easily. What's making you weak?
@@rosestar1324 sanity
The grandparents pulling up to the house was clutch 😂
"If your overbearing parents became outright murderous one day, what would you do?"
*I'd freak out and cry in a secluded room*
If I'm with my mom, I planned this years ago.
If my dad...
My dad...
**faints**
They took the phrase "my parents are gonna kill me" too literally
Finally something I can actually use IRL
Being an orphan in this situation is like godmode
But like what if your parents that left you in the adoption center come after you?
@@FatherGarciaRoblox Nah they rather kill themselves then come after you 💀
Biological parents
Imagine if you go home and see your parents aren't home and you turn on the news and then you see your parents attacking another child lol.
Let's see the title for a second.... "How to beat your Parents...."
Lol
The best move would be just to dash to your grandparents house and they will protect you and if it comes to it get a weapon and unload it on your parents
What if your hole family was immortal
adopted kids: Mom? Why are you not after me?
are we sure this is some kind of phenomenon and not just my parents after i piss them off? my mom's threatened to kill me so many times i wouldnt even be surprised if she finally did it tbh
I'm also confused about that
I think they possessed
oh shoot that's not what you meant
If you seriously think that's a possibility, most countries have official organisations to help.
@@Isaac-hm6ih nah it’s ok now, i’ve moved out, and she’s calmer
This movie is the embodiment of I brought you in this world so I can take you out😂
The poor boyfriend! So much blunt force trauma to the head 😢 he just wanted to help
That boy is dying within a week if he doesn’t get to a hospital. He got knocked to the ground from two stories up, no way he doesn’t need some real medical attention lmao
@@nevisnebis1207 After already getting hit hard enough to knock him out an not long prior. So much brain swellage!
Child: reacts to witnessing a murder in a normal way
How to Beat: YOU STUPID SON OF A BIT-
I like the fact on how on the chart on who’s gonna die it’s mostly the parents and not the kids😂
This dude would be the best and worst person to be in a situation with
nah, he would just sacrifice you
@@boston5097 I agree.
He'd treat you like an expendable tool and let you die without any second thought
He'd either help you or sacrifice you, depending on the situation.
It depends on the situation because he will throw you to the wolfs
Imagen if you were in this movie and you just got home and your parents are just fine.
One hell of a way to learn you're adopted.
“She seems ready to kill her parents now…. So i have a few ideas”
Average day with howtobeat
well, if you say that the wife is basically like a child to the grandparents, they MIGHT also go after the grandchildren. Just a thought though
Can we all agree them locking themselves in the basement instead of running for their lives was the DUMBEST desition in any movie
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So you mean the teachers and guards had no kids to kill 😂😂😂
They were not exposed to any TV's being that they would have been in school for final exams I assume
Another method is to crimp the end of the garden hose shut: pressure either builds and means the gas will take the path of least resistance (like any weak point anywhere in the hose or the flow is compromised and the gas can't flow as fast, buying Carly and Josh A LOT more time.
Obviously, don't use anything electrical that put off sparks:
Power tool or matches + natural gas = BIG BOOM!
Imagine your in a interview to get adopted and then your real parents just burst in trying to kill you
I'm just wondering, how do grandparents feel about their grandkids? I imagine they would work with them to kill the parents, but it would also be cool if the hate got magnified the further down the family tree you got
You’re on to something 😳
It seems like in the movie, they’re just intent on killing their own direct biological offspring. The grandfather didn’t do anything to hurt the little boy, and it looked like the grandmother was trying to protect the daughter from her mother (or at least wasn’t interested in harming her either). But it is fun to think about what would happen if each familial generation were out to kill one another. Grandparents vs parents vs kids
@@nevisnebis1207 i can see it happening in maybe two ways, if the grandparents already killed their own kids or maybe only happening if the kids are their biological children grandkids but they also raised them since young, so pretty much seeing tehm as their own kids while keeping the biological factor
@@nevisnebis1207imagine a family meeting and the static comes on
I would’ve helped my grandpa kill my dad and then just simply ask for help in killing my mom. I don’t know why he decided to take a mind games approach to it; grandparents are typically really nice to their grandchildren.
Forget the fact its finally summer! How to beat just posted!!
you should give the characters grades on how good they did
I love this movie. It’s like disaster-movie-lite but also so ridiculous, I could watch it a million times. Nicholas Cage is completely unhinged and I love it
this man explains how people should’ve known something very simple and then whips out his entire archive of random knowledge
I'm pretty sure there will be some orphans that are glad to be without parents in this movie.
“How to beaters” 🤣 had me rollin
This movie makes me feel so angry, don’t blame your kids for your problems! It’s a good movie, don’t get me wrong, but the fact that these parents blamed their kids for their anger and failure in life is bs!
A lot of parents do this
It's the static talking. It's what's causing their bloodlust.
How to Beat, im said you left out the iconic part where Nic Cage slaps the boyfriend with the most angelic bitch smack known to man
the orphans: well well well, how the turns have tabled.
Uhmmm, I don’t think that’s how the saying goes- 😅
I wondered if you were going to do this.
Have you watched 'The Caller (2011)'? It involves a woman in 2011 receiving a phone call from a woman in 1979. The two get on, but the 2011 woman accidentally convinces the 1979 woman to murder her husband (in 1979). The 1979 woman goes on to stalk the woman as a child and kills people close to her.
That movie is absolutely wild - I hope he gets around to it someday.
Sounds cool
I new the grandparents would kill the dad from the moment the visit was mentioned
Interesting premise. Basically like Crossed (comic book about, roughly, a zombie-style sadism plague), but with only specific targets.
With Infected Parents, but different.
Fosters and orphan kids been living the life with no parents
I’m a foster kid and I can tell you - it’s amazing! 😂😅
families taking the term "you're dead to me" too literal
Man.I'd be chilling in this movie since I am Orphan.Never felt so happy about being one,lmfao.
Imagine if the parents after killing their children transformed into flesh eating monsters that are now hostile to everyone, just curious what happens after they kill their children, does something happen? Do they become normal again? Or does something else happen?
(I might make this a analog horror series where humanity tries to not only survived from the monsters that used to be human parents, but also not become a parent or give birth)
I see the movie as a representation of the feeling of prey-predator relationship that some children feel they have with their folks.
The one thing I was really annoyed about was that when her friend was still alive, she went up those stairs way too slowly knowing that there's a dangerous situation going on, she should have gone up those stairs so much quicker
The only thing I took away from this movie was the line: “Saws-all….it saws all.”
So while my housekeeper is bludgeoning her daughter infront of me, I am supposed to think about the chemicals in her food?
I love how he thinks that Josh actually would think of this, He is probably 5-6
orphans got all the gamepasses
i would never survive any of these because tbh I don't have a strong enough will to live to either A) sacrifice others, especially my brother, for myself and I would willingly go die to help people, or B) I'd off myself sooner than go through the intense torture and horrific stuff that happens in some of this. Like I couldn't do it absolutely not
Bro really acting like if I see a murder the first thing I should do is analyze the chemicals in the eggs.
Imagine orphans just sit down and watch everyone else getting killed
The static: **exists**
Kids with step parents: **Doflamingo laugh**
Well I mean, orphans wouldn't have to deal with it
Orphans are probably so happy
Grand parents are a HUGE W in this
That post murder clarity is gonna hit hard when that static wears off
The movie where Step Parents are heroes!!!!!! 😂
This movie: *exists*
Me: Oh, you mean any time I so much as "breathe too loud" around my mother?
Foster kids in this movie be like:😱🤔😃
I run away from home and to my friend's house like once a week this would be a walk in the park fr
Did anyone notice that the dad attack his daughter's boyfriend when the Disease only makes you attack your own children
he was preventing him from killing her
He didn’t go out of his way to kill him, he was directly in the way of completing his goal. If the boyfriend was less antagonistic to him, the dad would probably have been passive aggressive towards him at most.
8:23 Totally unrelated to the point of the video but that Guard has gotta get a WWE Contract or an NFL contract with a Spear Tackle like that!
Finally orphans get an easy win
Good luck for my parents in this situation. They’re fighting 4 males who are all stronger and have a decent bit of fighting experience
That title is questionable but hilarious as hell 🤣
She should have called her grandma 😂
Gramma kills parents- they move in with granma- everyone happy
Yeah the thinner trail wouldn't work because as soon as you lit the match at the bottom the gas in the room would ignite and kill them.
POV: your parents dont attack you 😃
*your parents dont attack you:* 😔