I don't get why their second desire was just to know what happened to Cotton. Why not say their desire was to have her back? That just makes more sense to me, bc asking to know what happened is just inviting the same thing to happen to you!
I'd be willing to bet people spying on other people is more of a normal human behavior than a kit kat sandwich. He has the progression of odd behavior correct. 😂😂
"Even though we're going our separate ways, if we do this then we'll be friends forever" yes, that always works out well. Just ask the kids from Corpse Party.
@@CrustyKimsame! I grew up with the game and anime/manga so it’s nice to see that people are still into it! (And now that I think about it it’s kinda weird that I was able to watch it when I was like 10)
I'll be your friend. But if I were in their shoes, when I heard "if your friendship doesn't survive, neither will you", I'd have immediately left the premises and made sure no one took the item with them.
31:08 One flaw: clearly the original owner of the puzzle is alive, but she almost definitely has to be possessed. I mean, why is she HANDING OUT A MURDER MACHINE??? so i think if you fail, whoever is the last to survive out of the possessed people becomes the new owner who tries to hand it over to new victims.
No, the reason Z seemed to not really care what happened to Cotten is because her wish was to not care if her friends leave her, so the game thing made her not care
@@tetragaming6332yeah her wish was basically a death sentence. The game will try to fullfil their wishes but having a wish that can only be fulfilled if you fail the game is stupid bad.
@@kriegerh not just 'can only be fulfilled if you fail the game,' it's also the antithesis of the game itself. You can't wish for friendship based apathy in a game about keeping the friendship strong no matter what.
@@SuperKamiGuru831 he’s always stabbing his friends in the back in his explanations, but it’s a best chance if survival explanation so it’s acceptable.
31:00 I feel like telling the cursed thing you want to "live" would trigger some "be careful what you wish for"-style bad ending where you end up in a time loop for all eternity or something
Maybe clarifying “I want to survive this game in particular” or “I want our friendship to survive this game” like he said with things like this you have to word things very carefully, but you have a good point. That being said if someone told me this about a game at a yard sale, unless I got a really ominous “stay away” feeling, then I’d be like “they’re just messing with me”
Z got cut because her first desire was to not care about her friends disappearing. So the game changed that. That’s why she has to lie when they’re playing the 2nd time
Honestly after hearing the rules the first time, deepest desire: For our Friendship to survive. That way it permanently breaks the game and gives us all what we want. But also to ask "to survive/live" wouldn't really work. Cotton asked to "break out of reality" and the game twisted her desire. By asking to survive or live the game would probably either make you immortal by making you live forever or possibly put you in a car crash or something then letting you live. Or might take your soul into the alternate dimension by then you'll technically still be alive and surviving. But by asking for your friendships to survive, it's kinda difficult to twist. Plus the wish happens before the test started so by wishing that you permanently get every single wish you want, keep all your friends and beat/survive the game.
but what if the point of the game was actually to fix the cracks of a friendship? So they were manipulated into making the weakest link fix every relationship and were never in any actual danger?
This was a surprisingly holistic horror. I love it, actually, despite the flaws. However, I did very much expect Zee to last-minute grab the device and wish they'd never played the game, or that all her friends would be okay whether they end up together or not.
Well, a genie gives you 3 wishes, and you have one wish that you use to free the genie from their lamp, and you can’t wish for someone to die, you can’t wish to make someone fall in love with you, and you can’t wish to bring the dead back to life.
hey mannn i love your videos and i watch them all the time. i have a minor constructive criticism though. sometimes the videos get really really repetitive and it takes a toll on the experience. thanks for the video regardless!
Your solution of "I want to live" as your greatest desire, thus forcing the game to bring your friends together could still backfire. You survive in a vegetative state and your friends bond together even stronger to support you. You win.
Nah, he misses too much. He only mentioned the fact that Z's desire was not to care when her friends leave in passing. Didn't comment on it explaining why she seemed so callus about her friend being missing. Nor did he point out that she only started caring again after she saw herself declaring that as her desire, realized what was happening, and snapped out of it. Pretty sure he didn't even make the connection. Which is the kind of thing he SHOULD notice if he's going to be making these kinds of videos.
@@Tanstaafl_74 I'm less concerned about him catching everything and more concerned with the delivery. Some of the past ones felt stilted or choppy, this one didn't. I'm sure his analysis will improve as he gets more videos under his belt, but even the best analysis would suck if the delivery was off.
I love the channel, but there is just something about the original person being the best, an absolute G. Again, still love the channel, i watched every each video!
Nuh if that’s not a problem since people can dye their hair in any colour they like the real moral is don’t challenge or underestimate ur friendship and try to be a better friend
Always love these types of vids there like a movie summary with someone's commentary thrown in and with your type of out there but creative thinking its just fun to sit back and watch
If you really wanted to test your friendships without a death game, an easy way to test that is one month of the same 'team' job, paid overtime but overworked, and see who clocks out the most or leaves that 'one friend' behind to clean up after them. 👌 Or just go play Mario Party.
[Spoilers] Honestly this how to beat seemed sort of "off", but I think it's the movie itself. Like it seems like there's loose ends? Kyle gets pulled into it just from watching them and does spooky stuff and then everything resets? He doesn't learn to, like, not spy on people. And 2 (3?) Of them get possessed thus not staying friends, yet Z's outcome makes it so everything resets so it wasn't that they all had to stay friends to survive, just 2 had to?? 🤷🏾♀️😅
The movie might be confusing due to time skips, but they still could have written the script to be less repetitive... It really feels like it was to pad the length of the video, or the one writing the script had a bad day
Step 1: Just don't have friends.😏 If you do have friends, don't test the friendship. In life people will come and go, the only thing permanent is change. It's easier to accept that and just enjoy your time with them.
18:33 I supose saying he had an idea of how to get Coton back or at least find out what happened to her, but has to search through her room. 24:09 thanks for the friendship advice, confess honestly what bothers each of the friends and then forgive. I'll try to remember that, no matter if RL friendship crisis or death game. 31:35 you hacking or rather bugusing a Death Game. You reached one of your peaks.
Yes, the thing that confused me most was the repetitive script and editing. I honestly thought that they edited the video wrong and repeated some parts, while leaving out others...
I know the creator of this channel owes us nothing but idk i wish that a statement would be made regarding where this channel is headed if things are changing and about who this other narrator is
Bro I love how to beat supernatural entities like damn, this super normal game sends you to another dimension where you see if they kill you in another universe, just be better friends ig lmfao, genuinely makes me giggle everytime
Hey, your probably gonna not respond to this message, but is it ok if you do a “How to beat Mikey”? Mikey is a horror movie about a nine year old murderer (not spoiling the entire thing btw)
I started watching the movie but found it very slow, thank goodness I can still check what happens by How to Beat lol Edit: sorry wrote down the wrong name
You didn’t get pinned because you didn’t say have a damn good day. You don’t have to say other words just say have a damn good day you will just get pinned🧠
Zee's shredded Pick Up truck stopped before my rusty throne of car parts. "As the winner of my tournament I will be overjoyed to grant your ultimate wish. All you have to tell me what you want." "It's been such a horrible life. I never know who might betray me next. I wish I was young again, playing games with my friends ... and to know who I could trust.", Zee demanded. "Your wish is granted! I made sure Zee would always know who she could count on, though I bet she wished she specified Monopoly! Hahahaha! There's always next year!" "I am Calypso and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal!"
You wouldn't die! 😊 "Very well. Your wish is my command. As an immortal deity, you immediately gain many followers and are honored by your devout worshippers and are encased inside a golden sarcophagus artfully crafted and adorned with jewels by your most faithful disciples in order to prevent any excess movement so you may preserve your divine power forever. Then your living coffin is ceremoniously placed deep inside a massive vault of a large underground temple skillfully built in your honor. Many centuries later, your fanatical worshippers have slowly died off along with the lore of your divine presence and your long-forgotten temple is quietly consumed by the desert sands, literally burying you alive." It is why a character can't even give away a limited wish magic item to an NPC in D&D. Nobody wants to have their wishes twisted by a creative dungeon master. When I was new to the game, I had wished to possess a very specific bad ass super sword but landed up getting that sword in my possession only by having a knight plunging it through my chest and embedding it into the ground, then leaving its cursed metal inside me to then suck 3 constitution points from my character just to nullify the sword's incredible power and to resurrect my character, plus I owed an NPC magic user most of my gold for the service. I called it a learning experience. Same way with summoning demons and devils. They will serve you, but they're not happy about it. If they can find a way to twist your words in order to free them from your service or banish you to hell where they can fight you on their turf, they will. Minions don't like being summoned or commanded against their will and will always repay you with a swift death if given the opportunity. I had a character as a magic user who had an imp as a familiar in one campaign and I learned that it is in an imp's nature to twist the serious into the humorous and to harmlessly prank its master frequently. It wasn't ever harmful, but it was endlessly annoying. Now, I stick with just rewatching "Wishmaster" and being content with my messy, chaotic life. Best to you-
Hey, so I have been watching you for a couple years and I wanna ask, why did you switch from Cinema Summary to How to Beat? I mean I get your channel is all about how to beat but why did you not keep Cinema Summary?
@@bonk3 true but it still seems like a huge risk considering he was very known as cinema summary. Like, I nearly unsubbed because I thought I’d accidentally clicked subscribe on a random channel… it’s lucky I clicked, because I love this channel even if only for nostalgia sometimes.
I have a video idea. This may be a little different than the usual movie how to beats. But essencially you do the same video on a death game you think would be impossible to beat. from getting found out to never letting a single person be able to win the "prize" and how you would allure the people to use for the death games.
Everybody lost, but asking to hold hands again restarts their lives from the beginning. Uh....that top college that accepted folks with poor grades, give me some of that please!
I don't get why their second desire was just to know what happened to Cotton. Why not say their desire was to have her back? That just makes more sense to me, bc asking to know what happened is just inviting the same thing to happen to you!
umm....because they are stupid
No, it should be “to be god.”
Its funny how he immediately says kyle is a deranged lunitic because he eats a kitkat sandwich and not that he's spying on people first 😂😂
the kitkat sandwich was the sign. the spying is just the expected result XD
@@69Bloodstreaks Lol
@@69Bloodstreaks no kitkat sand
@@69Bloodstreaks🤣 🤣
I'd be willing to bet people spying on other people is more of a normal human behavior than a kit kat sandwich. He has the progression of odd behavior correct. 😂😂
"Even though we're going our separate ways, if we do this then we'll be friends forever" yes, that always works out well. Just ask the kids from Corpse Party.
Lmao I had this thought as well!
As soon as they all touched that thing, Corpse Party was my first thought as well
Lol my mind went straight to corpse party when I read the title
I love how there's still this many people knowing about Corpse Party. I absolutely love those stories
@@CrustyKimsame! I grew up with the game and anime/manga so it’s nice to see that people are still into it! (And now that I think about it it’s kinda weird that I was able to watch it when I was like 10)
How to beat "The Friendship Game."
Me: "Ha, I see this as an absolute win because I don't have any friends."
I'll be your friend. But if I were in their shoes, when I heard "if your friendship doesn't survive, neither will you", I'd have immediately left the premises and made sure no one took the item with them.
EXACTLY AND I DON'T CARE!
"Hmhm, I too see this as a win as well, because I also don't have any friends!"
i'll be your friend. but i'm kinda in the same boat my friends kinda betrayed me :(
I could play the game solo and still almost lose.
31:08 One flaw: clearly the original owner of the puzzle is alive, but she almost definitely has to be possessed. I mean, why is she HANDING OUT A MURDER MACHINE??? so i think if you fail, whoever is the last to survive out of the possessed people becomes the new owner who tries to hand it over to new victims.
Definitely
The lady might even have a cultlike attitude about it, seeing it as purifying the friendships around her.
Once you figured out it was demonic, call an exorcist. You just proved the reality of demons, so I would be putting my luck on Christ
Once you figured out it was demonic, call an exorcist. You just proved the reality of demons, so I would be putting my luck on Christ
@@mr.awsome1288 Except the existence of malevolent spirits wouldn't prove the existence of any particular benevolent ones.
No, the reason Z seemed to not really care what happened to Cotten is because her wish was to not care if her friends leave her, so the game thing made her not care
It sounds like all of this is Z's fault then. Her wish to not care can only be granted and proven when someone leaves her.
@@tetragaming6332yeah her wish was basically a death sentence. The game will try to fullfil their wishes but having a wish that can only be fulfilled if you fail the game is stupid bad.
@@kriegerh not just 'can only be fulfilled if you fail the game,' it's also the antithesis of the game itself. You can't wish for friendship based apathy in a game about keeping the friendship strong no matter what.
@@tetragaming6332 like I said stupid bad. As in not just bad move, a stupid one at that.
Good to know to not be friends with Cinema Summary
😂
LMAO
Fair
What happened?
@@SuperKamiGuru831 he’s always stabbing his friends in the back in his explanations, but it’s a best chance if survival explanation so it’s acceptable.
31:00 I feel like telling the cursed thing you want to "live" would trigger some "be careful what you wish for"-style bad ending where you end up in a time loop for all eternity or something
Maybe clarifying “I want to survive this game in particular” or “I want our friendship to survive this game” like he said with things like this you have to word things very carefully, but you have a good point. That being said if someone told me this about a game at a yard sale, unless I got a really ominous “stay away” feeling, then I’d be like “they’re just messing with me”
Z got cut because her first desire was to not care about her friends disappearing. So the game changed that. That’s why she has to lie when they’re playing the 2nd time
I don't know my friends' deepest desires, I don't even think we'd all be dumb enough to play but I know for a FACT I'd end up like Cotton.
Same- I am very bad at controlling my emotions so I would not survive very long
Honestly after hearing the rules the first time, deepest desire: For our Friendship to survive. That way it permanently breaks the game and gives us all what we want. But also to ask "to survive/live" wouldn't really work. Cotton asked to "break out of reality" and the game twisted her desire. By asking to survive or live the game would probably either make you immortal by making you live forever or possibly put you in a car crash or something then letting you live. Or might take your soul into the alternate dimension by then you'll technically still be alive and surviving. But by asking for your friendships to survive, it's kinda difficult to twist. Plus the wish happens before the test started so by wishing that you permanently get every single wish you want, keep all your friends and beat/survive the game.
Or a time loop just to say here you go
Imagine if cinema summary made a death game it would be impossible to beat and highly interesting and very entertaining to see
He pulls a Mario maker and puts a secret door at the entrance.
@@Mikescool444 hell yes he would
right!
The secret door would be to not go into a suspicious location in the first place :)
bro would make the only way to win this extremely risky and dangerous door which nobody would go through
but what if the point of the game was actually to fix the cracks of a friendship? So they were manipulated into making the weakest link fix every relationship and were never in any actual danger?
Probably. Would be a reason the lady has no problem handing it out to everyone.
Be good people or die. Seems like a solid system for population control lol.
But hey thats just a theory,a FILM THEORY
As someone with no friends, i see this as an absolute win
It seems like a free wish for me, since I have no friends
This was a surprisingly holistic horror. I love it, actually, despite the flaws. However, I did very much expect Zee to last-minute grab the device and wish they'd never played the game, or that all her friends would be okay whether they end up together or not.
With all the bloody stomachs and knives, I think this film is the saying, "A true friend stabs you in the front." 😅
A true friend helps you dispose of the body.
Ah one of my favorite bring me the horizon songs!
"if you've ever seen a genie story, there's always a catch"
Shows footage from aladdin, a story where there was literally no catch.
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Well, a genie gives you 3 wishes, and you have one wish that you use to free the genie from their lamp, and you can’t wish for someone to die, you can’t wish to make someone fall in love with you, and you can’t wish to bring the dead back to life.
hey mannn i love your videos and i watch them all the time. i have a minor constructive criticism though. sometimes the videos get really really repetitive and it takes a toll on the experience. thanks for the video regardless!
Your solution of "I want to live" as your greatest desire, thus forcing the game to bring your friends together could still backfire. You survive in a vegetative state and your friends bond together even stronger to support you. You win.
I know we all comment on the new narrator, but this one felt really natural. I like it. GG newguy.
when did he start? i haven’t watched in a while and it jump scared me lmaoo
Agreed
Nah, he misses too much. He only mentioned the fact that Z's desire was not to care when her friends leave in passing. Didn't comment on it explaining why she seemed so callus about her friend being missing. Nor did he point out that she only started caring again after she saw herself declaring that as her desire, realized what was happening, and snapped out of it. Pretty sure he didn't even make the connection. Which is the kind of thing he SHOULD notice if he's going to be making these kinds of videos.
@@Tanstaafl_74 he’s just reading a script he’s not the one writing it
@@Tanstaafl_74 I'm less concerned about him catching everything and more concerned with the delivery. Some of the past ones felt stilted or choppy, this one didn't. I'm sure his analysis will improve as he gets more videos under his belt, but even the best analysis would suck if the delivery was off.
I love the channel, but there is just something about the original person being the best, an absolute G. Again, still love the channel, i watched every each video!
Yeah, where did the original person go? Had to search again just to make sure I had the right channel?
@@brayancarter588 Rttttt I was like who dis?? Didn’t think this was “how to beat”
Yeah....I miss the original one >_
Moral of the story don't be friends with people with blue green and pink hair
Nuh if that’s not a problem since people can dye their hair in any colour they like the real moral is don’t challenge or underestimate ur friendship and try to be a better friend
Always love these types of vids there like a movie summary with someone's commentary thrown in and with your type of out there but creative thinking its just fun to sit back and watch
If you really wanted to test your friendships without a death game, an easy way to test that is one month of the same 'team' job, paid overtime but overworked, and see who clocks out the most or leaves that 'one friend' behind to clean up after them. 👌
Or just go play Mario Party.
Or even better Monopoly!
never played mario party with friends but with relatives and the amount of times my uncles would yell at me and vice versa was hilarious
Meanwhile me and my friends:
"I'd totally leave you behind"
"Lol same"
[Spoilers] Honestly this how to beat seemed sort of "off", but I think it's the movie itself. Like it seems like there's loose ends? Kyle gets pulled into it just from watching them and does spooky stuff and then everything resets? He doesn't learn to, like, not spy on people. And 2 (3?) Of them get possessed thus not staying friends, yet Z's outcome makes it so everything resets so it wasn't that they all had to stay friends to survive, just 2 had to?? 🤷🏾♀️😅
yeah the movie itself seems to rest on really loose hinges. the movie itself doesn’t make a lot of sense or just doesn’t feel right
The Game (repeatedly): You need to strengthen your friendships to win
Z: *murder-punches her best friend*
Unclear instruction:
Bought the shirt, tried to 1v1 a serial killer, in a hospital right now
"my deepest desire is that we wouldn't have played this game" boom, problem solve, everyone is alive and kyle is still being a creep
Achievement unlocked: "Game Changer: Become the one in control 15 times"
Did they repeat a part? Where they talked about Creepy Kyle's twin sneaking up behind Robbie?
yea i noticed there’s a few scenes that were repeated but worded differently.
They are using it to drive time for monetary values. It honestly seems like the channel has been partially bought out and is now just after money.
No, I watched the movie and it was legitimately this confusing.
The movie might be confusing due to time skips, but they still could have written the script to be less repetitive... It really feels like it was to pad the length of the video, or the one writing the script had a bad day
Robbie should’ve wish for a better haircut
Either you should have no friends, don't wish for ish, or have friends you don't nind throwing under the bus.
Step 1: Just don't have friends.😏
If you do have friends, don't test the friendship. In life people will come and go, the only thing permanent is change. It's easier to accept that and just enjoy your time with them.
Next week: how to beat *"THE MARRIAGE GAME 💍 ☠️*
*SPOILER ALERT - DON'T EVER GET MARRIED*
I couldn't do that nowadays anyways, even if I wanted to. I don't trust anyone enough to marry them.
Jokes on the game. I plan to stay single anyway.
im only good FwB material. im not sadistic enough to inflict myself onto someone permanently.
18:33 I supose saying he had an idea of how to get Coton back or at least find out what happened to her, but has to search through her room. 24:09 thanks for the friendship advice, confess honestly what bothers each of the friends and then forgive. I'll try to remember that, no matter if RL friendship crisis or death game. 31:35 you hacking or rather bugusing a Death Game. You reached one of your peaks.
0:53 Cosmo and Wanda think they slick 😂
The murdered file is there. Its mostly cut off at the top at 29:26 right above NAP
I would totally survive this scenario.
Why?
I have no friends.
The ultimate strategy; never be anywhere near How to Beat in a survival situation
I like the new narrator but it’s so incredibly odd not to hear the other narrator. Cool video.
I think it’s okay but the old one was a classic, plus some of the editing is weird and repetitive
Yes, the thing that confused me most was the repetitive script and editing.
I honestly thought that they edited the video wrong and repeated some parts, while leaving out others...
@@bea95 ikr? I was really confused throughout the whole video why they kept repeating stuff they already said 💀
This all could have been prevented if they watched corpse party...
Then they'd know this sort of thing never ends well...
corpse party dang the og
All these Npc’s saying have a damn good day while I’m here thinking which ballsack I came from left or right
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Bro why have I never thought of that
Bro got me thinking fr
His reasoning for not buying stuff from yard sales 😭 2:49
Another day, another slay.! because Cinema Summary dropped this amazing video.!
I know the creator of this channel owes us nothing but idk i wish that a statement would be made regarding where this channel is headed if things are changing and about who this other narrator is
Have a DAMN good day Howtobeat!
"these teenagers... "
I'm gonna stop you right there. They're all 30.
Just googled and they're literally like 25-28 XD
if I was in any death game I would just find the quickest, least painful way to die.
Got news for you, you are in a death game that you can't win.
Glad to see that I wasn't the only human on earth that watched this movie
Bro I love how to beat supernatural entities like damn, this super normal game sends you to another dimension where you see if they kill you in another universe, just be better friends ig lmfao, genuinely makes me giggle everytime
The saying “if you were” never gets old
Hi How To Beat I love this and I hope you have a good day and you are awesome
Really this is something that really we’ve been eagered to watch as he’s gonna make a death game impossible for us to beat
No way this toxic ass friend group survived 💀💀
How to beat this game: Don't have friends.
Hey, your probably gonna not respond to this message, but is it ok if you do a “How to beat Mikey”? Mikey is a horror movie about a nine year old murderer (not spoiling the entire thing btw)
Completely thought you were talking about the movie Milo from 1998. Saw that movie ages ago and haven’t thought about it in years
You might as well wish that this cursed game never existed. That way it won't harm anyone ever again.
Imagine you were just walking in the woods and you hear that was there biggest mistake
no way I'm playing that kind of sh*t.
if I had to play, my deepest desire would be "to live a long, happy, life"
I bet the game would find a way to mess that up
@@5ashll303 probably. but that's the best deepest desire I can think of.
love these vids keep going at ur channel
Glad they pointed out the loop whole was thinking that from pretty much the moment they got told the rules
I started watching the movie but found it very slow, thank goodness I can still check what happens by How to Beat lol
Edit: sorry wrote down the wrong name
add "sparing your friends" or an equivalent in the deepest desire.
The hell names their child, cotton?
Thanks god, finally a shirt for me. A gigantic spider. Thank you!
im glad i havent seen this film, even the how to beat freaked me the hell out. and i don't think i usually get freaked out
FINALLY THE BEST EXPLANATION TH-camR IS BACKKK
I love these videos so much
this channel always makes my day
Have a Damn Good Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You didn’t get pinned because you didn’t say have a damn good day. You don’t have to say other words just say have a damn good day you will just get pinned🧠
Zee's shredded Pick Up truck stopped before my rusty throne of car parts. "As the winner of my tournament I will be overjoyed to grant your ultimate wish. All you have to tell me what you want."
"It's been such a horrible life. I never know who might betray me next. I wish I was young again, playing games with my friends ... and to know who I could trust.", Zee demanded.
"Your wish is granted! I made sure Zee would always know who she could count on, though I bet she wished she specified Monopoly! Hahahaha! There's always next year!"
"I am Calypso and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal!"
Finally! A defense from both sexy AND non sexy vampires! Unfortunately I am poor.
I also find a lot of cursed items in yard sales, thank you for telling me it might be a bad idea.
"have a Damn good day" Is my fav line
dear god, the guy's hairstyle.. dear god
whenever im bored i always come to your channel you never fail to entertain
if your deepest desier is to live you would just live inside the game getting tortured
love ur explaining!!!
21:11 the video file labeled COTTON ALLEN - CUTTING 🙁 so Cotton was cutting herself? that’s so sad..
Have a damn good day!
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OLD NARRATOR i miss when he used to say his iconic quote”have a damn good day”
14:40 - “that can’t be magical, we found it at a garage sale!” That’s a terrible argument. A better argument is “magic doesn’t exist”.
I want to see cinema summary in a movie frl frl bro that would be so cool
Finally a video on this movie. I watched it and couldn´t understand what the hell is going on xD
The old narrator was more catchy, but still not bad.
Those teens clearly haven't seen the hellraiser movie's never pick up an oddly shaped object that has weird ancient language 😂
If you wish to become unkillable, immortal, and attain godhood, how would you even die?
You wouldn't die! 😊
"Very well. Your wish is my command. As an immortal deity, you immediately gain many followers and are honored by your devout worshippers and are encased inside a golden sarcophagus artfully crafted and adorned with jewels by your most faithful disciples in order to prevent any excess movement so you may preserve your divine power forever. Then your living coffin is ceremoniously placed deep inside a massive vault of a large underground temple skillfully built in your honor. Many centuries later, your fanatical worshippers have slowly died off along with the lore of your divine presence and your long-forgotten temple is quietly consumed by the desert sands, literally burying you alive."
It is why a character can't even give away a limited wish magic item to an NPC in D&D.
Nobody wants to have their wishes twisted by a creative dungeon master.
When I was new to the game, I had wished to possess a very specific bad ass super sword but landed up getting that sword in my possession only by having a knight plunging it through my chest and embedding it into the ground, then leaving its cursed metal inside me to then suck 3 constitution points from my character just to nullify the sword's incredible power and to resurrect my character, plus I owed an NPC magic user most of my gold for the service. I called it a learning experience.
Same way with summoning demons and devils. They will serve you, but they're not happy about it. If they can find a way to twist your words in order to free them from your service or banish you to hell where they can fight you on their turf, they will.
Minions don't like being summoned or commanded against their will and will always repay you with a swift death if given the opportunity.
I had a character as a magic user who had an imp as a familiar in one campaign and I learned that it is in an imp's nature to twist the serious into the humorous and to harmlessly prank its master frequently. It wasn't ever harmful, but it was endlessly annoying.
Now, I stick with just rewatching "Wishmaster" and being content with my messy, chaotic life.
Best to you-
the thumbnail made me think this was a self help video for those trapped in the fictional friendzone.
As much as I love cinnema summary, he would leave me for dead if he had to
Hey, so I have been watching you for a couple years and I wanna ask, why did you switch from Cinema Summary to How to Beat? I mean I get your channel is all about how to beat but why did you not keep Cinema Summary?
probably because "How to beat" is more fitting for the channel...like you already said
@@bonk3 true but it still seems like a huge risk considering he was very known as cinema summary. Like, I nearly unsubbed because I thought I’d accidentally clicked subscribe on a random channel… it’s lucky I clicked, because I love this channel even if only for nostalgia sometimes.
I have a video idea. This may be a little different than the usual movie how to beats. But essencially you do the same video on a death game you think would be impossible to beat. from getting found out to never letting a single person be able to win the "prize" and how you would allure the people to use for the death games.
Have a damn good day, HowToBeat!
Bro a Kit Kat sandwich doesn't sound that bad
I recently put peanut butter on some hotdog buns and dipped them in maple syrup... I think I might be unhinged as well
Have a Damn Good Night!!
Am I the only one who feels like this seemed more...recap-y as opposed to a how to beat type of video
Everybody lost, but asking to hold hands again restarts their lives from the beginning. Uh....that top college that accepted folks with poor grades, give me some of that please!
So.... Can we get a *How To Beat: Uncanny Annie*
This!
did bro get replaced
And they all go back to their normal lives, including Creepy Kyle spying on Cotton