Now i could agree with that health insurance if and only if they gabe him proper care and protetics. They literally put him with low grade hurting arms and legs.
Wow so ungrateful. Next time you lose a duel due to your own arrogance on a supposedly abandoned planet in the middle of nowhere (In space) and end up chopped in half with severe burns you can take your time looking for the best care in the area. Not to forget that the Empire had just gone through a major civil war and probably has a bunch of shortages. Like anyone's insurance is going to pay obscene prices because of all that. No wonder he never switched out of that suit even afterwards. He pretended that it was to fuel his anger but it was the price he didn't want to pay.
@@1ProAssassinyeah but with Vader at his full potential or very close to it like he could have been, the empire would go on forever and the only reason they didn’t is cuz palpatine was to selfish and didn’t want Vader to overthrow him
@@1ProAssassin lmao yes I am ungrateful give me good shit or nothing! Lmao but there was no civil war just a genocide of the longest standing protectors of the republic.
You have to somehow get the formerly most powerful guy in the galaxy under control. Only almost as powerful as you is still powerful enough to possibly kill you.
"Mental health care would be nice. I can't sleep because my breathing is so goddamn loud, moving is basically impossible without the Force because this damn suit is so heavy, it snags on my skin and is constantly itchy and uncomfortable, and I know for a fact that all of these are intentional design flaws that you specifically wanted to be included."
*Vader*: You let my wife die! *Palps*: I'm sorry, which one of us chocked out pregnant wife till she fell unconscious? Besides, I was busy handling the literal Grandmaster of the Jedi Council YOU were too much of whiny bitch to get into.
A cyborg beast, Vader is always in pain, the breathing makes it where he can’t sleep, his shoes are the wrong size and he can’t lift his arms over his head
Yesh his corporate health insurance made him suffer even more when the clothes keeps getting snagged on his skin, not even being able to kneel cuz of cheap prosthetics and his respirator not allowing him to sleep. Really great health insurance there palps
Funny thing, Palpatine apparently suggested using slaves in the Empire, but Vader was so angry about the idea that he ended up not doing it. Palps at least had some respect for Vader it seems.
search "Ahsoka but it's R-rated" for full vid, dew it
I feel trapped
It’s a trap!!!
I’d like to but I’d rather not screw up my recommendations
is this a trap?
@@gianfrancoortizvera6161r rated as one n bloody
"What about mental health? You let my wife die!"
"Oh get over it Vader, you f*cking SIMP!" 💀
I am I simp a sith much pain
I would add some sort of emoji before people get smart like “we watched the video”. Just putting it out there.
“I am a Simp! *Sith* *in* *much* *pain…*
SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS
I'm a simp sith in much pain
This _is_ slavery!
Bro told him straight up.
“ I never heard of slaves having meditation chambers and corporate health insurance” firing back bro 😂
Poor Vader😂
‘You ungrateful prick!’ is something I want to hear Ian say in his Palpatine voice, but all serious like.
Imagine if Ian McDermond reprised his role doing skits like this.
Wasted a good opportunity to say "all sidious like"
"Sith in... Much pain" That was so sad 😭😭 poor Any, even though he's an infanticide... Poor younglings
It was also kinda funny since never thought of using simp in that way for Star Wars
Found Padme's ghost
Well, i mean pain is a good thing for dark siders, they can gain strength from it
@@Furious_Flano I'm gonna use it too now lol
Palpatine: "We turned you into a cyborg beast"
Darth Vader: "Bro, you specifically designed this thing to put me in pain and piss me off"
ikr
“Whiny brat ass”💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
fun fact: i’m a simp
S. super
I. into
M. mashed
P. potatoes
More like super into your mom and pops😂😂😂
@@ifathossain2775 that wasn’t even funny
@@SkywardEmeraldagreed
More like Super Intense Minecraft Player
simply
imitating
married
parents
sad
ignorant
monkey
p
You know it’s bad when you had better working conditions with Watto 💀💀💀
Now i could agree with that health insurance if and only if they gabe him proper care and protetics. They literally put him with low grade hurting arms and legs.
Wow so ungrateful. Next time you lose a duel due to your own arrogance on a supposedly abandoned planet in the middle of nowhere (In space) and end up chopped in half with severe burns you can take your time looking for the best care in the area. Not to forget that the Empire had just gone through a major civil war and probably has a bunch of shortages. Like anyone's insurance is going to pay obscene prices because of all that. No wonder he never switched out of that suit even afterwards. He pretended that it was to fuel his anger but it was the price he didn't want to pay.
@@1ProAssassinyeah but with Vader at his full potential or very close to it like he could have been, the empire would go on forever and the only reason they didn’t is cuz palpatine was to selfish and didn’t want Vader to overthrow him
Prosthetics?
@@1ProAssassin lmao yes I am ungrateful give me good shit or nothing! Lmao but there was no civil war just a genocide of the longest standing protectors of the republic.
True, but that was vaders choice not theirs
“Would you like to go back to slavery I can arrange it”
God damn 😂😂😂😂
Meanwhile, Disney is renaming Slave1
Corporate health insurance. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love it. Even though he has outdated gear in his suit.
Its 'Corporate' health insurance for a reason
You have to somehow get the formerly most powerful guy in the galaxy under control. Only almost as powerful as you is still powerful enough to possibly kill you.
@@Auvas_Damask Good Point ... in fact I'd go so far as to say it was ...
IMPRESSIVE!! 😂
@@jackd7032"Whatto had better "Corporate Health Insurance!!"
@@frenzalrhomb6919 Most impressive?
Sith In Much Pain= S.I.M.P
Haha
i too am a sith in much pain
S. SITH
I. IN
M. MUCH
P. PAIN
LOVE IT
Palpatine regretting not sticking with darth maul or Count Dooku
How ungrateful Vader is
"Mental health care would be nice. I can't sleep because my breathing is so goddamn loud, moving is basically impossible without the Force because this damn suit is so heavy, it snags on my skin and is constantly itchy and uncomfortable, and I know for a fact that all of these are intentional design flaws that you specifically wanted to be included."
Poor vader
Your mom
Your dad @@JerielordPlays
The way he just says “do you want to go back to Slavery? I can arrange it for you.” So casually got me dead
“I am a SIMP…Sith in Much Pain…” literally sums up the entirety of the Vader Comics.
*Vader*: You let my wife die!
*Palps*: I'm sorry, which one of us chocked out pregnant wife till she fell unconscious? Besides, I was busy handling the literal Grandmaster of the Jedi Council YOU were too much of whiny bitch to get into.
Could you imagine if behind all the battles and outside of the films this is what 2 of the most powerful sith Lords act like 🤣
Palpatine needed no sort of companion calling Vader a simp kills me. Palps always did know how to make Vader look like a bitch 😂
The most aggressive british fight:
This voice acting is next level
i prefer this vibe for these two
Feels like a robot chicken skit lamo
A cyborg beast, Vader is always in pain, the breathing makes it where he can’t sleep, his shoes are the wrong size and he can’t lift his arms over his head
He can lift his arms, but with high diff tho
That loop tho 😂
Palpatine sounds like butters
Whos butters?
Vader just tell him that if he give back ur wife... U will obey...without her is the real slavary
I loved this episode so much
This is funny as hell
I am getting a little bit of the robot chicken version of Star Wars from this and I love it.
Wasn't the word simp used in Star Wars long before it was cool.
Just before this was a video of what Vader might have done to Watto
His suit is literally a mobile torture chamber
You had two weeks off flying around after the Death Star blew up! 🤓😎✌🏻
Now Thanks to Vader Simp has New Meaning 🗿
Bro these are gold 😭
Well I am a Simp:
Sith
In
Much
Pain
He is not a simp if he loves his wife even after death 😏
That's necrophilia
@@BaileyLeavenworth-nl4od Nope it has nothing to do with that it is just a real husband wife love
Bro why did you add that emoji???
@@nightmarexgaming120 Wanted to show that I think it is pretty strange to do that
Yesh his corporate health insurance made him suffer even more when the clothes keeps getting snagged on his skin, not even being able to kneel cuz of cheap prosthetics and his respirator not allowing him to sleep. Really great health insurance there palps
Sith
In
Much
Pain
simp wow that was smooth but in a depressing way
Wow no force hug at the end
Palpatine and Vader are always comedy gold
"What about mental health? You let my wife die!."
Me: "And who did that to her in the first place?"
It's not even emotional pain, he's endlessly suffering because of the burns, the intubation, and the ghost limb syndrome
This is a great loop
"well that sounds like slavery with extra steps"
This was absolutely brilliant had me laughing so hard 😂
"Yea, a suit that inflicts constant pain on me to enhance my dark side powers. Great..."😅
Bro took simp to another level. 😅
Sidious: Padawans these days so ungrateful
I love the palapatines voicw
Health insurance, got me dying 😂😂😂😂
DEFINITELY HILARIOUS!!! HAHAHAH
Vader, the leading cause of death in younglings...
Darth Vader should have a vacation.
That ending......i fells ya vader! Force hugs bruh!
"Sith in much pain" nice
This was probably a conversation that did happen at some point. 😂
“I can arrange it”
Hell naw 😂😂😂
S.I.M.P
SUPER INTENSE MINECRAFT PLAYER
Never thought I would hear palp say simp but I’m all for it
He also made his suit so that he will feel pain
Vader, another settlement needs your assistance!
"another settlement needs your help"
your content always makes me smile you the man
Simp: Sith in much pain.
I mean palpy has a point with the health insurance
The delivery and movements of these feel likely muppets mixed with simpsons
This has a pretty good unintentional joke when the video loops.
Palps got me laughing
These are so good
thank you, the full ones stories are even better tho ;)
Funny thing, Palpatine apparently suggested using slaves in the Empire, but Vader was so angry about the idea that he ended up not doing it. Palps at least had some respect for Vader it seems.
And the republic let his mother die. Poor guy just can't catch a break.
Disney in a nutshell with Vader
Sith
In
Much
Pain
S.I.M.P.
I'm a siMp
Mayonnaise
On
An
Escalator
I love u
Vader should complain to HR.
Him being turned into a cyborg cut him off from most of his force potential. 😢
#forcehug
Palpatine: ive never heard of slaves with health insurance. Me: bro what the flip do you mean vader cant even lift his arms up all the way💀💀💀
God palp is like preston in fallout 4
Sith in much pain. Lmfaooo
Bruh I'm definitely using that simp acronym 😂 sith in.... Much pain 😭
Palpatine the dad and Darth Vader is the son 😂😂😂
He is definitely a Simp Lord
"Sith in much pain" hits hard
Sith in much pain 😂😂
Bro took the saying wrong 😂😂😂😂
Palps speaks like jimmy from south park
dude, it took me 12 times watching this video to realize that it was looping
Sith In Much Pain 😂
Awhhh
I was waiting for force hug 😅
"Sith In Much Pain"
Who ever voiced palpatine was spot on 😂
i do all the voices : ) thanks
Sith
In
Much
Pain
Lol
I love this 😂