Chris has a mood swing and cancels the BBC news

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  • @wurble
    @wurble 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1378

    I really wish Rockstar would have got Chris to create a radio station for GTA 5

    • @A-small-amount-of-peas
      @A-small-amount-of-peas 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Despott YES!!!!

    • @PokeDude1995
      @PokeDude1995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      It would never happen because it would actually be funny

    • @dildonius
      @dildonius 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      His humor is unrelentingly British and his forte is lampooning British society and media. GTA is in great part a staunch lampoon of American society and media. I dont know if it would have worked.

    • @purplepioneer5644
      @purplepioneer5644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      dildonius what about all the nnn news sections from the day today? They’re bang on

    • @findlay1arches
      @findlay1arches 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omg what an idea

  • @danwilson4582
    @danwilson4582 12 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    The way he says 'Live from the scene' is hysterical.

  • @MetaCraken
    @MetaCraken 10 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    might help to abolish the conference element right now

    • @benmjt
      @benmjt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Immaculate delivery

    • @johnornelas
      @johnornelas 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      what does this mean

    • @fishtankben
      @fishtankben 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@johnornelas it means he wants them to stop talking to each other because its wasting time

    • @gorgolyt
      @gorgolyt 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      -- okay, oh, uhh...

  • @benmjt
    @benmjt 8 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    Holy shit, is there anything even close to this on the radio now? Unbelievable quick wit.

    • @infinitesimotel
      @infinitesimotel 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I doubt it, not of this order. There might be something out there but CM is a rare one.

    • @CrappyCast
      @CrappyCast 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      CrappyCast tries!

    • @Joe-og6br
      @Joe-og6br 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nope

  • @gorgolyt
    @gorgolyt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    This is some Einstein-tier quick wittedness. It's like he's living in a slow-mo universe and has half an hour to think of every sentence.

    • @alecpritchard
      @alecpritchard ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It's so true. It's not all just rehearsed material, there are many instances where he's trolling the public/celebrities and it is real-time baby. He bounces off everything SO fast and so sharply and hilariously! Proper genius.

    • @TheAxePhysicsDude
      @TheAxePhysicsDude 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      That’s because he did cake and time slowed down

    • @BodywiseMustard
      @BodywiseMustard 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He's quippy, but it's far from and respectable quick wit.

  • @Oscar301
    @Oscar301 10 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    you've got a nun in there? what's she made of?

  • @driplerthadripper
    @driplerthadripper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    "Oh you have a nun in there whats she In aid of?"
    "Your gonn hang me so you agree with capitol punishment "
    "Oh your playing tennis"
    Them 3 in a row killed me

    • @nonyobisniss7928
      @nonyobisniss7928 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It's "What's she made of?" not "What's she in aid of?".

    • @Mythraen
      @Mythraen ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@nonyobisniss7928Yeah, "in aid" makes more sense, so I went back to listen again, but no, he said "made"... and, of course he did, because it's funnier.

    • @MrFooFighter13
      @MrFooFighter13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nonyobisniss7928 it's such a ridiculous question to ask... but it really makes it 😄

    • @Yimello
      @Yimello ปีที่แล้ว +1

      foot fault

  • @baboononskates
    @baboononskates 11 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    Chris Morris's wit and rapid thought scares me like a claggy horse- meat parcel ...

    • @Charlie_Crown
      @Charlie_Crown 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Macavity ...sponge or madeira cake? 🍰

    • @maliksmith8319
      @maliksmith8319 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Charlie_Crown No, the one that makes kiddies cry all the water out of their bodies

    • @Charlie_Crown
      @Charlie_Crown 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@maliksmith8319 ....birthday cake so 🎂😆

    • @Charlie_Crown
      @Charlie_Crown 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Macavity it's ok, I already knew, Chris Morris is a legend, just going to have some cake myself now, before it's banned, nice... 🤣🍰👍

  • @koolyman
    @koolyman 10 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Finally news agents being used properly

  • @MuntucoGer1
    @MuntucoGer1 13 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    "I'd rather hear the news from a newsagent - have we got one?" lmao.

  • @Proxylfc
    @Proxylfc 8 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    We need Chris back on telly now

    • @moodini99
      @moodini99 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He was on Comedy Vehicle only a few months ago

    • @comanchio1976
      @comanchio1976 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I heard that he was going to be making a new movie sometime soon. I hope that he's actually in this one. It's was great seeing him on Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle, but I'd like to see him in a vehicle of his own.

    • @abrindley7265
      @abrindley7265 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jurassic Park

    • @semolinasemolina8327
      @semolinasemolina8327 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I need him today!!! 2022

    • @semolinasemolina8327
      @semolinasemolina8327 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well he has done a recent movie with Anna kendrick, which seems pretty risky and funny,,,,,,,, but its not the day to day,

  • @tonycarpaccio9550
    @tonycarpaccio9550 10 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    Goddamnit we need more Chris Morris

    • @autopathos
      @autopathos ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's been nine years and we still do

  • @RealityCheck6T9
    @RealityCheck6T9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    He's so calibrated. Knows when to stay and when to get out.

  • @sensibility1174
    @sensibility1174 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    He has a brilliant thing he does where he times what he says to the other person's rhythm so he's constantly talking over them which creates complete havoc

    • @alecpritchard
      @alecpritchard ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's so delicious to listen to. I cannot listen to this shit in public places, e.g. queues in supermarkets... People think I have severe mental issues or a brain tumour probably, such is my laughter 😂

  • @checkoutgirl
    @checkoutgirl 14 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    "You're gonna hang me ? Do you agree with capital punishment ?"

  • @WallKenshiro
    @WallKenshiro 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    "Live from the scene!" Lmfao. Morris is amazing.

  • @AANDYG2010
    @AANDYG2010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "Thanks for that report we'll hear from you at 10.30" LMAO
    What a good sport the other guy was for reading out the headline and confirming it was a war of words!

  • @kaneswhitlock
    @kaneswhitlock 13 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Might help to abolish the conference element right now.

  • @custardo1
    @custardo1 11 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    The world needs Chris Morris

  • @sasquash12
    @sasquash12 13 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    "Have you got some newspapers there? Yes, what's the lead story please?" Oh Christ Morris. "I suppose the top story will be reflected across the board." "Now Germany Retaliates, is it? I respect your lack of speculation on that part. Oh, you've got a nun in there? What is she made of?" Oh sweet Jesus I am actually aching. Fuck. I wanna drink with this guy.

    • @damienx0x
      @damienx0x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "You've got a nun in there, what's she made of?" is my favourite Chris Morris line.

    • @jacksmith4460
      @jacksmith4460 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@damienx0x "you're going to hang me, you agree with Capital Punishment then?" ...you can hear the guys cogs turning as he processes what he has just heard

  • @ZINCOVIX8754
    @ZINCOVIX8754 8 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    What a unique and Fantastic mind Mr.Morris has..

  • @muerterobot
    @muerterobot 12 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    The track at the start is Ice-T's New Jack Hustler, from his 1991 album O.G. Original Gangster. Its a dope album.
    The funky instrumental at 2min is an album track from Beastie Boys' Ill Communication album.

  • @Destro7000
    @Destro7000 13 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    "I've got none in here."
    "You've got a Nun in there? ...What's she made of?"

  • @fatmike01
    @fatmike01 12 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Always improvised with Morris. To say the guy is quick on his feet is an understatement.

  • @primatein
    @primatein 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    The last minute and a half is pure gold

    • @jacksmith4460
      @jacksmith4460 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      it actually makes my insides hurt a little I laugh so much

  • @doublecrosserfm
    @doublecrosserfm 12 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    because I'm going to storm through them... and IT WASTES MY TIME.

  • @stopthetories
    @stopthetories 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "I'm serving here sir"
    "Oh, you're playing tennis"
    Genius!

  • @comeonyouirons18
    @comeonyouirons18 12 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    In todays news, the pound has been stolen. On a side note, Prince Charles has volunteered to go to prison.

  • @lozz0dnb
    @lozz0dnb 8 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Im serving - Are you playing tennis. So quick . ....If they are legit prank calls

    • @comanchio1976
      @comanchio1976 8 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      They're completely legit. He's the best improvisor I've ever seen or heard.

    • @andyc6542
      @andyc6542 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@comanchio1976 Doubtful it wasn’t scripted to a degree. How would they have got the number of the local newsagent, pre internet days, within ten seconds or so if it wasn’t pre planned?

    • @shockofthenew
      @shockofthenew 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@@andyc6542 this wasn't actually broadcast live, so the prank calls could be recorded any time and edited in to the final show.

  • @NormanArches
    @NormanArches 12 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Oh the Cook -Morris sketch about how he started the LA riots is one of the best comic monologues I have ever heard. Maybe the best. Genuinely it is genius.

    • @peterpandemonium3032
      @peterpandemonium3032 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I loved Dudley Moore, but he was outclassed by Peter Cook. Cooke and Morris was a meeting of minds though. And both of those minds were sick and twisted. It was quite something.

  • @mucusmayhem1118
    @mucusmayhem1118 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Unless you've been breaking the law, that's not News 😂😂

  • @mrkeogh
    @mrkeogh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    How Chris Morris has never hosted a GTA radio station is a mystery...

    • @sb_dunk
      @sb_dunk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      If they made a GTA London it would work

    • @mynameismattfirered9276
      @mynameismattfirered9276 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @beef business theres literally a drum n bass radio station with british humour exactly like this, with people from London calling in.

    • @mergieismoronic
      @mergieismoronic ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sb_dunk they already did about 5 years after this

    • @keithpanton7486
      @keithpanton7486 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Serafinowicz did a wonder pirate radio show as Terry Wogan, all drum n bass and shout outs to the T-Wog massive.

  • @a100267
    @a100267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I listened to this back in '94 but had forgotten everything except "bloody guitar!"

    • @danspitalnik
      @danspitalnik ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I still say this when I accidentally knock my guitar and it rings out lol.

  • @TheShanklyboys
    @TheShanklyboys 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    They're getting in my way!

  • @theodavis4083
    @theodavis4083 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Never before have I been crying with laughter and clapping my hands at the same time until he said 'you're playing tennis?'

    • @adicakes
      @adicakes 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Foot fault

  • @El__Forastero
    @El__Forastero 12 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    No, they meant that 'ass' and 'arse' are different words, it's not an accent or anything, we do use both words over here. Usually when you quote someone you write down what is actually said, not change it to allign with your own personal lexicon.

  • @phoebewashington2709
    @phoebewashington2709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "abolish the conference element"

  • @alecpritchard
    @alecpritchard ปีที่แล้ว +19

    If you could choose 10 people living today to be granted infinite life to keep doing what they do for the good of humanity, I would put Chris Morris in that list first, then think of the other 9. Living legend is an understatement! 😂

  • @johnnysmith863
    @johnnysmith863 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Love Chris Morris. Two great tunes there too - New Jack Hustler by Ice T and that Beastie Boys instrumental I forget the name of from the album Ill Communication. Excellent.

  • @lordhoot1
    @lordhoot1 12 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    He's quick like a laser

  • @Charlie_Crown
    @Charlie_Crown 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "I just blew out the news reader cause he bothered my arse"...... 😂😂😂

  • @ryanbrownnew
    @ryanbrownnew 14 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    abolish the conference element - wise words

  • @KingKong-do8cj
    @KingKong-do8cj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I REMEMBER THIS. Almost 30 years ago!!!!!

  • @svensvenkill
    @svensvenkill 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Oh, you're playing tennis?"

  • @GBNE-kh1fs
    @GBNE-kh1fs 11 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Used to listen to his show every week. On the floor laughing quite a bit

  • @TinyFord1
    @TinyFord1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Scrolled down to say this should be in GTA and saw it is the top comment. We can identify a GTA radio station when we hear one

  • @TomGallagherSuperboyBeyond
    @TomGallagherSuperboyBeyond 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    i'm the kind of asshole who stands up a good 20-30 seconds before my stop because i can't stand to be stuck behind someone slow.

  • @MrKoiking1
    @MrKoiking1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is the best thing ever broadcast on radio

    • @AutomaticDuck300
      @AutomaticDuck300 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Comedy the like of which, the world has never seen the like of which

  • @rjkmusicmedia
    @rjkmusicmedia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    'You've got a nun in there? What's she made of?'

  • @nozyspy4967
    @nozyspy4967 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "You've got a nun in there? What's she made of?"
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @manbeast567
    @manbeast567 14 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    FOOT FAULT!

  • @Phildough
    @Phildough 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Are you saying that on a bus every time you see McDonald's you stand up!?"

  • @steveforest8385
    @steveforest8385 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Peter, you've lost the news!"

  • @ethelthecat1
    @ethelthecat1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Chris Morris forecast the logic and reasoning of every twitter argument 30 years before it existed.

  • @ziggy8267
    @ziggy8267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i lost it at " Get a newsagent on please ! "

  • @guacamolewindow448
    @guacamolewindow448 หลายเดือนก่อน

    'Might help to abolish the conference element right now.' 😂

  • @MartinHiggins1972
    @MartinHiggins1972 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Why are so many auditioning for the role of subtitle compiler in the comments when TH-cam automates it? Knock it off!

    • @MartinHiggins1972
      @MartinHiggins1972 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Hamish Munroe just seems an awful lot, that's all. But this isn't a hill I'm going to die on. You're right. Thanks for standing me down. I'm off to correct people misusing the word "literally".

  • @69Rosstitute
    @69Rosstitute 11 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Foot fault hahahaha

  • @robertcreighton4635
    @robertcreighton4635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    News rhymes with booze and I'm about to drink a gallon of facts till I fart

  • @fluorosco
    @fluorosco 12 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Genius . Love Chris Morris. Brass Eye . Four lions

  • @stephenoneill9387
    @stephenoneill9387 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Might help go abolish the conference element"

  • @wisteela
    @wisteela 12 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    He is genius.

  • @MrEdmundHarris
    @MrEdmundHarris ปีที่แล้ว +4

    'I blew him out because I hated his arse'.

  • @92RedRevolver
    @92RedRevolver 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Me too. Would love him to go back to his radio roots too!

  • @1967whaley
    @1967whaley 12 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I want more Morris on me TV/Radio....now!

  • @andrewwhimster8487
    @andrewwhimster8487 ปีที่แล้ว

    "thanks for that report, we'll hear from you at ten thirty"
    strong finish from the maestro

  • @Chrisjh31
    @Chrisjh31 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    'Foot fault' - i like that

  • @Destro7000
    @Destro7000 13 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    lol the Newsagent going "I'm going to hang you now" instead of hang-up ...aww pressurised strangers xD

  • @ignoblesurfer6281
    @ignoblesurfer6281 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I had occasion to use "might help to abolish the conference element right now" in a particularly fractious meeting once.

  • @Vojife
    @Vojife 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Bloody guitar!

  • @foobarbazbaa5598
    @foobarbazbaa5598 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man makes a damn good point about those people who get up way too early on the bus though.

  • @eezysqueezy
    @eezysqueezy 14 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Sorry I'm serving, sir.
    Oh, you're playing tennis?
    No I'm serving, sir.
    Foot fault!

  • @whyyoulidl
    @whyyoulidl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How tf have I just come across this gem?

  • @49dwalin55
    @49dwalin55 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    His 'thank you's are so on point.

  • @mike18699-e
    @mike18699-e 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I've never noticed it before, but as a radio presenter Chris Morris sounds quite a lot like Nick Abbott - also a funny guy in my opinion.

  • @JimGall
    @JimGall 12 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    You know what, he's funnier than Cook.

  • @Yimello
    @Yimello 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    genius throughout

  • @cormoranp1m
    @cormoranp1m 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    omg it just gets better and better

  • @sasquash12
    @sasquash12 13 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Those... STIFFOS!

  • @Omegaman69
    @Omegaman69 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Foot fault.." 😅

  • @simonatford1
    @simonatford1 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I remember this. Thanks for the upload.

  • @Philliben1991
    @Philliben1991 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thanks man, I got all the Beastie Boys albums but for some reason I've never really listened to Ice T. Definately going to track down O.G. Original Gangster now.

  • @defragsbin
    @defragsbin 12 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Top story?" "Please."

  • @vollsticks
    @vollsticks 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Does anyone remember the Pot Noodle advert the guy who's talking with Chris Morris did? (In thick Welsh accent) "Gorgeous--not gorgeous". I can't think of his name but he was in few Day Today's and On The Hour's. I'll look his name up.

  • @GetYourShoeShineBox
    @GetYourShoeShineBox 12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Chris!!! Come back, comedy needs you!!!

  • @Shazbut01
    @Shazbut01 13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    His mind is unbelieveable.

  • @JoeMX05
    @JoeMX05 13 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Bloody Guitar!!

  • @firewalkwithme2539
    @firewalkwithme2539 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Footfault... Fantastic

  • @Dopemovess555
    @Dopemovess555 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Floats like a Butterfly, stings like a Bee.

  • @benjammin8184
    @benjammin8184 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nathan Barley. Him and Brooker in cahoots is oddly brilliant.

  • @SchlimmShadySmash
    @SchlimmShadySmash 13 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    LOLLLLL THIS IS AMAZING XD
    "What? Are you playing tennis?" good shit Chris xD

  • @checkoutgirl
    @checkoutgirl 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @MrZuccy With Peter Cook as Sir Arthur Streeb Greebling if I'm not mistaken. Classic radio with Morris mentioning that Cook was on death's door and Cook actually dying a few months later. I particularly liked the bit about his dad putting him in prison as a young child and him being stuffed down an adult's trousers because he had no clothes of his own. Had me laughing out loud quite heartily.

  • @goooooorkyo
    @goooooorkyo 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love Chris Morris! So quick

  • @Krocodilopolis
    @Krocodilopolis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    theres no doubt kayvan novak was influenced by chris morris.. i love these 2 ♥

    • @DapzLive
      @DapzLive ปีที่แล้ว

      and went on to star in his film ^_^

  • @StandardGoose
    @StandardGoose 12 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I get up and walk to the front of the bus every time I see a McDonald's. Is that not right?

  • @timmorodgers4271
    @timmorodgers4271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When the hell was this and why isn’t it NOW?

  • @mrbenoit5018
    @mrbenoit5018 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What’s the song that plays halfway through ish

  • @tdurb0
    @tdurb0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Is it Simon Pegg in the studio with him? The first minute or so. I know they go back a long way

    • @Auriflamme
      @Auriflamme 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't think so, the guy sounds welsh.

    • @markem41
      @markem41 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sounds like Peter Baynham

    • @mergieismoronic
      @mergieismoronic ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it’s Peter Baynham

    • @tdurb0
      @tdurb0 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you 👍🏻

  • @checkoutgirl
    @checkoutgirl 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @vollsticks His name is Peter Baynham.

  • @vollsticks
    @vollsticks 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @checkoutgirl That's the one! I couldn't be bothered to go through a load of videos to find his name in the credits...thanks!