Chris has a mood swing and cancels the BBC news

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  • Another clip from the 1994 radio show
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  • @wurble
    @wurble 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1348

    I really wish Rockstar would have got Chris to create a radio station for GTA 5

    • @A-small-amount-of-peas
      @A-small-amount-of-peas 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Despott YES!!!!

    • @PokeDude1995
      @PokeDude1995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      It would never happen because it would actually be funny

    • @dildonius
      @dildonius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      His humor is unrelentingly British and his forte is lampooning British society and media. GTA is in great part a staunch lampoon of American society and media. I dont know if it would have worked.

    • @purplepioneer5644
      @purplepioneer5644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      dildonius what about all the nnn news sections from the day today? They’re bang on

    • @findlay1arches
      @findlay1arches 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omg what an idea

  • @danwilson4582
    @danwilson4582 12 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    The way he says 'Live from the scene' is hysterical.

  • @benmjt
    @benmjt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    Holy shit, is there anything even close to this on the radio now? Unbelievable quick wit.

    • @infinitesimotel
      @infinitesimotel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I doubt it, not of this order. There might be something out there but CM is a rare one.

    • @CrappyCast
      @CrappyCast 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      CrappyCast tries!

    • @Joe-og6br
      @Joe-og6br 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nope

  • @gorgolyt
    @gorgolyt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    This is some Einstein-tier quick wittedness. It's like he's living in a slow-mo universe and has half an hour to think of every sentence.

    • @alecpritchard
      @alecpritchard ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's so true. It's not all just rehearsed material, there are many instances where he's trolling the public/celebrities and it is real-time baby. He bounces off everything SO fast and so sharply and hilariously! Proper genius.

    • @TheAxePhysicsDude
      @TheAxePhysicsDude 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      That’s because he did cake and time slowed down

  • @MetaCraken
    @MetaCraken 9 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    might help to abolish the conference element right now

    • @benmjt
      @benmjt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Immaculate delivery

    • @johnornelas
      @johnornelas 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      what does this mean

    • @fishtankben
      @fishtankben 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@johnornelas it means he wants them to stop talking to each other because its wasting time

    • @gorgolyt
      @gorgolyt 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      -- okay, oh, uhh...

  • @driplerthadripper
    @driplerthadripper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    "Oh you have a nun in there whats she In aid of?"
    "Your gonn hang me so you agree with capitol punishment "
    "Oh your playing tennis"
    Them 3 in a row killed me

    • @nonyobisniss7928
      @nonyobisniss7928 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It's "What's she made of?" not "What's she in aid of?".

    • @Mythraen
      @Mythraen 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@nonyobisniss7928Yeah, "in aid" makes more sense, so I went back to listen again, but no, he said "made"... and, of course he did, because it's funnier.

    • @MrFooFighter13
      @MrFooFighter13 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@nonyobisniss7928 it's such a ridiculous question to ask... but it really makes it 😄

    • @Yimello
      @Yimello 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      foot fault

  • @Oscar301
    @Oscar301 10 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    you've got a nun in there? what's she made of?

  • @MuntucoGer1
    @MuntucoGer1 13 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    "I'd rather hear the news from a newsagent - have we got one?" lmao.

  • @tonycarpaccio9550
    @tonycarpaccio9550 10 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    Goddamnit we need more Chris Morris

    • @autopathos
      @autopathos 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It's been nine years and we still do

  • @checkoutgirl
    @checkoutgirl 13 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    "You're gonna hang me ? Do you agree with capital punishment ?"

  • @Proxylfc
    @Proxylfc 8 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    We need Chris back on telly now

    • @moodini99
      @moodini99 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He was on Comedy Vehicle only a few months ago

    • @comanchio1976
      @comanchio1976 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I heard that he was going to be making a new movie sometime soon. I hope that he's actually in this one. It's was great seeing him on Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle, but I'd like to see him in a vehicle of his own.

    • @abrindley7265
      @abrindley7265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jurassic Park

    • @semolinasemolina8327
      @semolinasemolina8327 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I need him today!!! 2022

    • @semolinasemolina8327
      @semolinasemolina8327 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well he has done a recent movie with Anna kendrick, which seems pretty risky and funny,,,,,,,, but its not the day to day,

  • @koolyman
    @koolyman 10 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Finally news agents being used properly

  • @baboononskates
    @baboononskates 10 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    Chris Morris's wit and rapid thought scares me like a claggy horse- meat parcel ...

    • @Charlie_Crown
      @Charlie_Crown 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Macavity ...sponge or madeira cake? 🍰

    • @maliksmith8319
      @maliksmith8319 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Charlie_Crown No, the one that makes kiddies cry all the water out of their bodies

    • @Charlie_Crown
      @Charlie_Crown 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@maliksmith8319 ....birthday cake so 🎂😆

    • @Charlie_Crown
      @Charlie_Crown 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Macavity it's ok, I already knew, Chris Morris is a legend, just going to have some cake myself now, before it's banned, nice... 🤣🍰👍

  • @RealityCheck6T9
    @RealityCheck6T9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    He's so calibrated. Knows when to stay and when to get out.

  • @sensibility1174
    @sensibility1174 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    He has a brilliant thing he does where he times what he says to the other person's rhythm so he's constantly talking over them which creates complete havoc

    • @alecpritchard
      @alecpritchard ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's so delicious to listen to. I cannot listen to this shit in public places, e.g. queues in supermarkets... People think I have severe mental issues or a brain tumour probably, such is my laughter 😂

  • @Destro7000
    @Destro7000 13 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    "I've got none in here."
    "You've got a Nun in there? ...What's she made of?"

  • @sasquash12
    @sasquash12 12 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    "Have you got some newspapers there? Yes, what's the lead story please?" Oh Christ Morris. "I suppose the top story will be reflected across the board." "Now Germany Retaliates, is it? I respect your lack of speculation on that part. Oh, you've got a nun in there? What is she made of?" Oh sweet Jesus I am actually aching. Fuck. I wanna drink with this guy.

    • @damienx0x
      @damienx0x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "You've got a nun in there, what's she made of?" is my favourite Chris Morris line.

    • @jacksmith4460
      @jacksmith4460 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@damienx0x "you're going to hang me, you agree with Capital Punishment then?" ...you can hear the guys cogs turning as he processes what he has just heard

  • @WallKenshiro
    @WallKenshiro 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    "Live from the scene!" Lmfao. Morris is amazing.

  • @kaneswhitlock
    @kaneswhitlock 12 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Might help to abolish the conference element right now.

  • @muerterobot
    @muerterobot 12 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    The track at the start is Ice-T's New Jack Hustler, from his 1991 album O.G. Original Gangster. Its a dope album.
    The funky instrumental at 2min is an album track from Beastie Boys' Ill Communication album.

  • @AANDYG2010
    @AANDYG2010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "Thanks for that report we'll hear from you at 10.30" LMAO
    What a good sport the other guy was for reading out the headline and confirming it was a war of words!

  • @comeonyouirons18
    @comeonyouirons18 11 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    In todays news, the pound has been stolen. On a side note, Prince Charles has volunteered to go to prison.

  • @ZINCOVIX8754
    @ZINCOVIX8754 8 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    What a unique and Fantastic mind Mr.Morris has..

  • @fatmike01
    @fatmike01 12 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Always improvised with Morris. To say the guy is quick on his feet is an understatement.

  • @custardo1
    @custardo1 11 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    The world needs Chris Morris

  • @mrkeogh
    @mrkeogh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    How Chris Morris has never hosted a GTA radio station is a mystery...

    • @sb_dunk
      @sb_dunk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      If they made a GTA London it would work

    • @mynameismattfirered9276
      @mynameismattfirered9276 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @beef business theres literally a drum n bass radio station with british humour exactly like this, with people from London calling in.

    • @mergieismoronic
      @mergieismoronic ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sb_dunk they already did about 5 years after this

    • @keithpanton7486
      @keithpanton7486 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Serafinowicz did a wonder pirate radio show as Terry Wogan, all drum n bass and shout outs to the T-Wog massive.

  • @lozz0dnb
    @lozz0dnb 8 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Im serving - Are you playing tennis. So quick . ....If they are legit prank calls

    • @comanchio1976
      @comanchio1976 8 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      They're completely legit. He's the best improvisor I've ever seen or heard.

    • @andyc6542
      @andyc6542 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@comanchio1976 Doubtful it wasn’t scripted to a degree. How would they have got the number of the local newsagent, pre internet days, within ten seconds or so if it wasn’t pre planned?

    • @shockofthenew
      @shockofthenew 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@@andyc6542 this wasn't actually broadcast live, so the prank calls could be recorded any time and edited in to the final show.

  • @primatein
    @primatein 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    The last minute and a half is pure gold

    • @jacksmith4460
      @jacksmith4460 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      it actually makes my insides hurt a little I laugh so much

  • @mucusmayhem1118
    @mucusmayhem1118 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Unless you've been breaking the law, that's not News 😂😂

  • @doublecrosserfm
    @doublecrosserfm 11 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    because I'm going to storm through them... and IT WASTES MY TIME.

  • @alecpritchard
    @alecpritchard ปีที่แล้ว +19

    If you could choose 10 people living today to be granted infinite life to keep doing what they do for the good of humanity, I would put Chris Morris in that list first, then think of the other 9. Living legend is an understatement! 😂

  • @NormanArches
    @NormanArches 12 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Oh the Cook -Morris sketch about how he started the LA riots is one of the best comic monologues I have ever heard. Maybe the best. Genuinely it is genius.

    • @peterpandemonium3032
      @peterpandemonium3032 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I loved Dudley Moore, but he was outclassed by Peter Cook. Cooke and Morris was a meeting of minds though. And both of those minds were sick and twisted. It was quite something.

  • @MurphyOCP-001
    @MurphyOCP-001 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "I'm serving here sir"
    "Oh, you're playing tennis"
    Genius!

  • @theodavis4083
    @theodavis4083 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Never before have I been crying with laughter and clapping my hands at the same time until he said 'you're playing tennis?'

  • @a100267
    @a100267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I listened to this back in '94 but had forgotten everything except "bloody guitar!"

    • @danspitalnik
      @danspitalnik ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I still say this when I accidentally knock my guitar and it rings out lol.

  • @El__Forastero
    @El__Forastero 12 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    No, they meant that 'ass' and 'arse' are different words, it's not an accent or anything, we do use both words over here. Usually when you quote someone you write down what is actually said, not change it to allign with your own personal lexicon.

  • @phoebewashington2709
    @phoebewashington2709 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "abolish the conference element"

  • @TheShanklyboys
    @TheShanklyboys 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    They're getting in my way!

  • @Charlie_Crown
    @Charlie_Crown 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "I just blew out the news reader cause he bothered my arse"...... 😂😂😂

  • @adarkimpurity
    @adarkimpurity 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    'You've got a nun in there? What's she made of?'

  • @lordhoot1
    @lordhoot1 11 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    He's quick like a laser

  • @KingKong-do8cj
    @KingKong-do8cj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I REMEMBER THIS. Almost 30 years ago!!!!!

  • @TomGallagherSuperboyBeyond
    @TomGallagherSuperboyBeyond 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    i'm the kind of asshole who stands up a good 20-30 seconds before my stop because i can't stand to be stuck behind someone slow.

  • @ryanbrownnew
    @ryanbrownnew 13 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    abolish the conference element - wise words

  • @robertcreighton4635
    @robertcreighton4635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    News rhymes with booze and I'm about to drink a gallon of facts till I fart

  • @ignoblesurfer6281
    @ignoblesurfer6281 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I had occasion to use "might help to abolish the conference element right now" in a particularly fractious meeting once.

  • @svensvenkill
    @svensvenkill 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Oh, you're playing tennis?"

  • @TinyFord1
    @TinyFord1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Scrolled down to say this should be in GTA and saw it is the top comment. We can identify a GTA radio station when we hear one

  • @ziggy8267
    @ziggy8267 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i lost it at " Get a newsagent on please ! "

  • @manbeast567
    @manbeast567 13 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    FOOT FAULT!

  • @johnnysmith863
    @johnnysmith863 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love Chris Morris. Two great tunes there too - New Jack Hustler by Ice T and that Beastie Boys instrumental I forget the name of from the album Ill Communication. Excellent.

  • @Philliben1991
    @Philliben1991 12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What is the rap track at the beginning of this clip? Sounds great.

  • @ethelthecat1
    @ethelthecat1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Chris Morris forecast the logic and reasoning of every twitter argument 30 years before it existed.

  • @69Rosstitute
    @69Rosstitute 10 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Foot fault hahahaha

  • @GBNE-kh1fs
    @GBNE-kh1fs 11 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Used to listen to his show every week. On the floor laughing quite a bit

  • @mrbenoit5018
    @mrbenoit5018 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What’s the song that plays halfway through ish

  • @wisteela
    @wisteela 12 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    He is genius.

  • @steveforest8385
    @steveforest8385 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Peter, you've lost the news!"

  • @nozyspy4967
    @nozyspy4967 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "You've got a nun in there? What's she made of?"
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @vollsticks
    @vollsticks 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Does anyone remember the Pot Noodle advert the guy who's talking with Chris Morris did? (In thick Welsh accent) "Gorgeous--not gorgeous". I can't think of his name but he was in few Day Today's and On The Hour's. I'll look his name up.

  • @MartinHiggins1972
    @MartinHiggins1972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Why are so many auditioning for the role of subtitle compiler in the comments when TH-cam automates it? Knock it off!

    • @MartinHiggins1972
      @MartinHiggins1972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Hamish Munroe just seems an awful lot, that's all. But this isn't a hill I'm going to die on. You're right. Thanks for standing me down. I'm off to correct people misusing the word "literally".

  • @vollsticks
    @vollsticks 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @checkoutgirl That's the one! I couldn't be bothered to go through a load of videos to find his name in the credits...thanks!

  • @MrKoiking1
    @MrKoiking1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is the best thing ever broadcast on radio

    • @AutomaticDuck300
      @AutomaticDuck300 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Comedy the like of which, the world has never seen the like of which

  • @92RedRevolver
    @92RedRevolver 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Me too. Would love him to go back to his radio roots too!

  • @49dwalin55
    @49dwalin55 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    His 'thank you's are so on point.

  • @MrEdmundHarris
    @MrEdmundHarris 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    'I blew him out because I hated his arse'.

  • @1967whaley
    @1967whaley 11 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I want more Morris on me TV/Radio....now!

  • @Destro7000
    @Destro7000 12 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    lol the Newsagent going "I'm going to hang you now" instead of hang-up ...aww pressurised strangers xD

  • @Philliben1991
    @Philliben1991 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thanks man, I got all the Beastie Boys albums but for some reason I've never really listened to Ice T. Definately going to track down O.G. Original Gangster now.

  • @stephenoneill9387
    @stephenoneill9387 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Might help go abolish the conference element"

  • @dontevenlook
    @dontevenlook 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    is this from on the hour?

  • @Phildough
    @Phildough ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Are you saying that on a bus every time you see McDonald's you stand up!?"

  • @Chrisjh31
    @Chrisjh31 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    'Foot fault' - i like that

  • @simonatford1
    @simonatford1 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I remember this. Thanks for the upload.

  • @checkoutgirl
    @checkoutgirl 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @MrZuccy With Peter Cook as Sir Arthur Streeb Greebling if I'm not mistaken. Classic radio with Morris mentioning that Cook was on death's door and Cook actually dying a few months later. I particularly liked the bit about his dad putting him in prison as a young child and him being stuffed down an adult's trousers because he had no clothes of his own. Had me laughing out loud quite heartily.

  • @miked1869
    @miked1869 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I've never noticed it before, but as a radio presenter Chris Morris sounds quite a lot like Nick Abbott - also a funny guy in my opinion.

  • @whyyoulidl
    @whyyoulidl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How tf have I just come across this gem?

  • @eezysqueezy
    @eezysqueezy 14 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Sorry I'm serving, sir.
    Oh, you're playing tennis?
    No I'm serving, sir.
    Foot fault!

  • @shaungannon851
    @shaungannon851 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    omg it just gets better and better

  • @foobarbazbaa5598
    @foobarbazbaa5598 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man makes a damn good point about those people who get up way too early on the bus though.

  • @checkoutgirl
    @checkoutgirl 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @vollsticks His name is Peter Baynham.

  • @fluorosco
    @fluorosco 12 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Genius . Love Chris Morris. Brass Eye . Four lions

  • @Yimello
    @Yimello 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    genius throughout

  • @andrewwhimster8487
    @andrewwhimster8487 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "thanks for that report, we'll hear from you at ten thirty"
    strong finish from the maestro

  • @Vojife
    @Vojife 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Bloody guitar!

  • @Omegaman69
    @Omegaman69 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "Foot fault.." 😅

  • @JimGall
    @JimGall 12 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    You know what, he's funnier than Cook.

  • @benjammin8184
    @benjammin8184 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nathan Barley. Him and Brooker in cahoots is oddly brilliant.

  • @Shazbut01
    @Shazbut01 13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    His mind is unbelieveable.

  • @wheeperjeeper
    @wheeperjeeper 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Definetly my favourite Morrison radio sketch

  • @MSimp2k6
    @MSimp2k6 12 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Top story?" "Please."

  • @rbram2694
    @rbram2694 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What's the music at 2:12?

    • @andrewbrockway5857
      @andrewbrockway5857 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ralph Bramwell Pretty sure it’s a Beastie Boys instrumental - maybe from Ill Communication

  • @Dopemovess555
    @Dopemovess555 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Floats like a Butterfly, stings like a Bee.

  • @xtraspecialmango
    @xtraspecialmango 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    What's the lead story, please?

  • @GetYourShoeShineBox
    @GetYourShoeShineBox 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Chris!!! Come back, comedy needs you!!!

  • @newleezerbrand
    @newleezerbrand 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ridiculously similar voice, thanks

  • @sasquash12
    @sasquash12 12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Those... STIFFOS!

  • @SchlimmShadySmash
    @SchlimmShadySmash 13 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    LOLLLLL THIS IS AMAZING XD
    "What? Are you playing tennis?" good shit Chris xD

  • @returnoftheredeye
    @returnoftheredeye 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is the other voice at the beginning Simon Pegg?

    • @Chris-qn6pr
      @Chris-qn6pr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No, Peter Baynham.

  • @onesong2001
    @onesong2001 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    As mad as a bag of rubber hammers.