God, I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard I cried, but the Mick Jagger "Happy" thing had me in tears... Something about the desperation of the "STOP" and the politeness of the "Peter stop doing that pls" both being absolutely useless in the face of "HAPPY", the fact that they think it's something Peter is intentionally doing, the fact that it had already been going on for up to 39 other "HAPPY"s, it's just so good
2:18 The way Matt says "+2" after doing the most corrupted voice made me laugh so hard my Google assistant thought I needed help and called my emergency number. Honestly Matt is the only person on this planet who has the ability te make me laugh so hard after a hard day.
I met Matt in town once, he was meeting that nice stranger from the IOM. He ripped off my nose, put it on his eyebrows raised them gave me a side eye and cried in Spanish 🥰🥰
4:01 cured my depression 😂 I just love that you can tell that it was all one take between the first and second text, like “x.o.x.o., Daddy, *BREATH* KILL!!!”
Honestly the only and funniest pocket text I got was from my mom, who sent a grey picture of nothing (guessing the inside of her pocket) with the text “Szechuan”
My older sister once butt dialed so bad, she created a group on Wattsapp, invited about five strangers and three of her family members, sent a paragraph of gibberish, and a picture of Australia.
That's hilarious, I managed to pocket text a picture of my cat to Sideshow Bob this morning while I was at the grocery store and he was off teaching at the local college I came home to a very unamused text and like five selfies of him looking annoyed
Omg I hate getting texts or wondering what the time is in my dreams cos when I try to look at my phone the words are indecipherable. Even tho it's in english it's just that my dream brain can't comprehend anything!
I just stumbled across your channel last night, and I’m so addicted to your content! I can’t watch at all while putting my kids to bed. I just can’t stop laughing! Thanks for such hilarious videos! You’re my new favorite.
Okay. Seriously, out of all your videos I’ve watched, this has got to be my favorite. “Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwastewater” and “kissie kissie winkie” are living rent free in my vocabulary 😝
I once set my phone on the floor and sent the same bitmoji-style reaction of myself with a shocked expression like 20 times to a facebook reel belonging to an acquaintance from highschool i was never friends with and haven't spoken to or thought about in many years. I never even watch facebook reels
I love it! Just what I needed at a quarter to 2 in the morning after losing the motivation to listen to more Bio-Statistics lectures. 😁 I love how many of them sound like an ordinary conversation but in some kind of indiscernable, inside-joke slang you invent in high school to confound your teachers...
everybody's talking about Matt's ability to pronounce gibberish, but I wanna appreciate his ability to say 30+ emoji names in quick succession without running out of breath also how does one text with their butt on accident
I strive to be able to read complete gibberish as quickly and accurately as matt honestly really impressive the fact that he's so committed when he could just be like "yeah nope I'm not reading that" like everybody else this is why I love matt's content
These have brought me so much joy. 😂 I'm lucky to have yet to butt text anyone, but even with a phone lock it does sometimes still try to dial emergency numbers when it's tumbling around in my purse.
4:41 caught me by surprise, bloody hilarious pronunciations as usual Matt :) Edit: finished the video and my abs seriously hurt. My god, comedic genius
Matt Rose never retires his career, it's to pronounce words but in a funny way. Edit: lol why tf did I make a Battle Of Hastings because of my profile pic.
Got a vaccine today, feeling crap and the only thing I’ve been waiting for all day was for Matt to upload a classic Matt Monday! Thank you Matt for making my arms feel alive again! :)
This kind of video is probably the most likely to make me die of laughter, you almost need a prescription note on these videos saying "MAXIMUM 2 A DAY, AT LEAST 2 HOURS APART" or something like that
I cannot handle the random speech that our loveable dork Matt voice covers in these texts, literally leads me to laughing hysterically hard for like 10 minutes straight
2:13 is absolutely my favorite one. it's the way matt adds "squared" in a "matter of fact" tone, like hes making sure no one mixes it up with regular 444444444445 (god forbid) then the follow up of "is a stress ful???????????? place," is just relatable. i, too, think math is a stressful place, and also constantly go "????????????" in said stressful place
This one genuinely almost made me pee myself from laughter Also, not a pocket/butt text but instead an “I fell asleep holding my phone and accidentally typed this” thing I typed as a comment on a TH-cam video one time “G hhhhhhhh hhhhhhhh hhhhhhhh hhhhhhhh is grrrrv” Very insightful Didn’t end up posting the comment, but it was very funny to wake up with that on my screen
hey matt, been a fan since 30k subs! I'm glad to see your content doing well, and I love that you're getting the attention you disserve. Thanks for making great content!
I don’t think I have ever laughed so hard on the train, the people around me must think im going insane or something because I am doing a very poor job of holding in the most intense laughter of my life
😂 I can’t pick just one to timestamp!! This 8 minute video is taking me half an hour to get through bc I just have to keep rewinding and pausing to guffaw so loud that the people next door can probably hear me
At 2:35 I had a lot of hot tea in my mouth and that caught me very off guard as you may expect, choke laughing is not fun i'm all good, but that was hilarious
The grindr dude asking for hot pics and getting THAT in response is so funny to me. That almost feels like something someone would do on purpose
Cute dog
@@roxassora2706 His name is Benny! He's a very sweet boy
**sends random location of something**
the spooky noise effects made me laugh so hard too
@@calibricalypsoomg hes so cute :0
God, I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard I cried, but the Mick Jagger "Happy" thing had me in tears... Something about the desperation of the "STOP" and the politeness of the "Peter stop doing that pls" both being absolutely useless in the face of "HAPPY", the fact that they think it's something Peter is intentionally doing, the fact that it had already been going on for up to 39 other "HAPPY"s, it's just so good
Oh thank god i wasnt the only one
Same here 😭😭 I wish I could the see all of the chat with the 41 Happy gifs 💀
That seems like something Peter Griffin would do, and that response is so Lois Griffin, odd coincidence isn't it?
W.h.a.t
@@carlycarmine3858 that's so true!!
Imagine how many times his cat wakes up to matt saying *S H I T E M O J I*
Bamboo is a cute little kitty, isn't he?
“Is that- Is that my little pony?” legit had me spittin’ my drink 💀
I know you probably won’t see this matt, but I absolutely love your content. Don’t stop making these videos even if anyone says anything
There will never not be a Matt Rose Monday
Pog
@@Matt_Rose :0
@@Matt_Rose apart from that one tine where you had to do a matt rose tuesday instead 😭
@@Matt_Rose when the
I really love how Matt can read and speak the gibberish perfectly.
Everytime i try it my mind goes " nope, screw this"
I can think in fast gibberish but I’ll never speak it as well as Matt 😅
likes = 666, devil = here, hotel = trivago
@@PoggersFloppaTruly
@@QuoterWithAMotorm not a sin..gle soul. butter buts one. came from talking a a ja amanda"s gonna steal outfits dont want to be the they 3
@@Basil.OMORI_real I agree!
Matt needs to make a channel just for bloopers. No way i can watch this and not wonder how much times it took to pronounce these.
I agree!
The response at 3:25 is actually golden. Okay and CHEESE. What a powerful comeback.
It sounds like something Sideshow Bob would say whilst trying to fit in with the trendy crowd
Didn’t expect to see her here.
It’s time we start accepting ‘cmwgm’ as a part of our everyday dialect.
gwttk
In other words, it's time to get with the times, kids.
i will use cmwgm from now on
I thought it was gonna be a Welsh word or something
cmwgm, Cadwaladr ap Gwynedd ap Cadwallon mab darogan bara.
2:18 The way Matt says "+2" after doing the most corrupted voice made me laugh so hard my Google assistant thought I needed help and called my emergency number. Honestly Matt is the only person on this planet who has the ability te make me laugh so hard after a hard day.
HOW
Nøthing is worth the risk
＋２
LMAO WHAT
Well it is possible to die from laughter so your Google assistant was probably right
4:27 is the only thing that has made tears come from my eyes from laughing
I'm glad I'm not the only one who found that funny lol
Random Person on Grindr: Hot Pics
A-damster: 🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️👻👻👻👻👻
The fact that it’s just 3 random emojis is killing me 💀 the 😍👌 ones tho
That one is horrifying and nobody talks about it.
He had me at "+2!"
I met Matt in town once, he was meeting that nice stranger from the IOM. He ripped off my nose, put it on his eyebrows raised them gave me a side eye and cried in Spanish 🥰🥰
oh my god hes even nicer in person !!
This comment is golden.
m,
Wha-
I’m so…. Confused??????!
Matt saying “monkey” more than 3 times made me wheeze harder than I should’ve
I lost it at "wee wee" 😆
@@Bongthroat Same! "We were wee wee waiting" XD
🙈🙉🙊
I absolutely lost it at "werewolf" I have no clue why
I lost it at "Speak No Evil Monkey Emoji"
4:01 cured my depression 😂 I just love that you can tell that it was all one take between the first and second text, like “x.o.x.o., Daddy, *BREATH* KILL!!!”
A better one was
I N H A L E
*COME*
Honestly the only and funniest pocket text I got was from my mom, who sent a grey picture of nothing (guessing the inside of her pocket) with the text “Szechuan”
1:04 I appreciate Matt's lack of sanity while reading this for our enjoyment 😂😂😂😂 how does he keep this up!? 🙏🏼😌
By reading these in the comfort and heat of a warm bath with a tall glass of wine.
Nothing new, Matt always lacks sanity ^^
5:26 be like
My older sister once butt dialed so bad, she created a group on Wattsapp, invited about five strangers and three of her family members, sent a paragraph of gibberish, and a picture of Australia.
Oh my god that’s amazing. 😆
That's hilarious, I managed to pocket text a picture of my cat to Sideshow Bob this morning while I was at the grocery store and he was off teaching at the local college
I came home to a very unamused text and like five selfies of him looking annoyed
How have you not done, “dumbest things we believed in as kids” yet? That’s such a good idea.
Just casually saying "sauropod" instead of "dinosaur" at 2:56 to be more specific - nice touch lol
Matt has the natural, innate ability to turn inherent gibberish in to understandable, cohesive sentences. Hats off to you Matt, Cmwgm.
Cymraeg?
Oooh hejwjajalalahehejbuvf 😅
@@YeetusTheFetuswelsh?
@@humanhuman5024 whales?
Adjucic
4:01 I love how the response to that heartfelt and emoji filled message from dad is responded with
kill
puro profile
@@xandervolks9754 Yes.
*KILL.*
4:21
6:41 had me CRYING
3:48 this part was hilarious 😂
matts ability to perfectly pronounce emoji names scares me
edit: lmao all of the replies are talking about eachothers pfp's
Sprig pfp spotted
@@WolfieOrDemonic boscha pfp spotted
SKOOOOLL EMMOOOOJÆ
@@ordinarylegoguypuffin pfp spotted
@@paperstrawsYT dog pfp spotted
1:33 This one's my favorite because it feels like an actual message until you pay close attention to the words. It's like a text you'd get in a dream.
true
Omg I hate getting texts or wondering what the time is in my dreams cos when I try to look at my phone the words are indecipherable. Even tho it's in english it's just that my dream brain can't comprehend anything!
It's kinda like how I imagine English sounds to people who don't speak English
In my dreams written words are normal and correct but i kinda struggle to read them
Cmwgm
"Ooo, a top fiiiiirm"
-Legal team of an ethically dubious pizza place
I just stumbled across your channel last night, and I’m so addicted to your content! I can’t watch at all while putting my kids to bed. I just can’t stop laughing! Thanks for such hilarious videos! You’re my new favorite.
5:32 man should earn a reward for saying this flawlessly
Kung pao lady would be jealous
4:12 is no one gonna talk about how sweet this person's dad is 😭😭😭
Kill ❤❤❤
@@governmentshugedick8735 😅😅😅
Kill
My dad does this a lot, especially with some word effects of hearts on messenger haha
*KILL*
4:22 😂😂😂
Matt, you are a hero for reading these entries aloud with a straight face! Kudos!!! I’m on the brink of losing my voice from laughing so hard
2:11 🎶Is a stress- ful place🎶
I’m listening to a podcast silently then I look at my notifications and it’s just ‘’butt texts’’
NO BUT I WAS LISTENING TO MUSIC AND SAME
@@j_cannot_type WHAT SONG WERE YOU LISTENING TO
@@FireyGaming I ALSO WANT TO KNOW. MYSELF I WAS WATCHING A VAATIVIDYA VIDEO ABOUT ELDEN RING LORE WHEN I GOT THE NOTIFICATION
@@FireyGaming SEVENTEEN BY MARINA SHES SO GOOD
@@j_cannot_type OOOHH YOU RESPONDEDD!!!
I TOOK A QUICK LISTEN AND I LOVE ITTT
I've been in a negative spiral for the past couple of days, but this made me laugh so hard. Thanks!
3:21 my favorite part in the video 🤣💀💀🤣
Did I really just listen to Matt Ross describing emojis and speaking jibberish for almost 8 minutes and enjoy it?
Yes, yes I did
no you didn’t
Matt ross
I mean no to be fair it was Matt Rose (not Matt Ross)
Did I really just watch Bob Rose painting watercolours and speaking calmly for 50 minutes and enjoy it?
@@Matt_Rose yeah, you did.
This is the adult version of choosing the bedtime story with the silliest words just to hear your dad make funny sounds
Okay. Seriously, out of all your videos I’ve watched, this has got to be my favorite. “Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwastewater” and “kissie kissie winkie” are living rent free in my vocabulary 😝
I once set my phone on the floor and sent the same bitmoji-style reaction of myself with a shocked expression like 20 times to a facebook reel belonging to an acquaintance from highschool i was never friends with and haven't spoken to or thought about in many years. I never even watch facebook reels
I could listen to Matt Rose narrating the phone book, and it would still be so entertaining!!
1 million subscribers special episode: Matt Rose reads the phone book for 24 hours
2:18 "the souls of the innocents"
"a bagel"
"NO!"
"2 bagels"
Me and.my parents quote the "NO!" on the daily it's a classic
????????????
I love it! Just what I needed at a quarter to 2 in the morning after losing the motivation to listen to more Bio-Statistics lectures. 😁 I love how many of them sound like an ordinary conversation but in some kind of indiscernable, inside-joke slang you invent in high school to confound your teachers...
0:17 - I just realized the profile picture of the person w/ the blue chat bubble is napstablook.
Nabstablook don’t know what’s going on with who I’m assuming would probably be the mad dummy since, idk it feels right
Dr Seuss got nothing on Alexander the Goat
5:44
except for one of them is dead
Matt is so good at taking vaguely funny things and enunciating them in such a way as to make them absolutely hilarious
2:01 is a very much stressful place
how strong are these people’s autocorrects
everybody's talking about Matt's ability to pronounce gibberish, but I wanna appreciate his ability to say 30+ emoji names in quick succession without running out of breath
also how does one text with their butt on accident
@@lykos.. 4:04
I want to like this but..
@@_je0njungk00kie it's fine u can like it the 69 will live on in our hearts
@@ecstaticwooper368 it is too late now. :’)
@@_je0njungk00kie rip 69
2023-2023
It shall live on in our hearts as the nicest number there ever was
3:09 - That "✨Duck~✨" made me gasp and smile really widely, haha.
Precious cute waddly boi.
I made a horrendous pterodactyl screech of laughter in response to that, resulting in Sideshow Bob coming into my room to see if I was okay
come
The worst possible texts to send your crush:
“Thinking of you.
Never mind.
Basic. Basic. Basic. Basic.”
When that spooky music played did anyone else’s heart literally stop and they jumped and paused the video? Also matt you are amazing keep up the work!
I needed this right now. My stomach hurts and I'm crying, but it's what I needed.
Hope you feel better soon!
hope youre feeling well now
When I met you in the summer
@@hoghuhaghu8506 why are you everywhere
@@kksrl wdym
3:24 "...and cheese" would be a great family-friendly version of "...my ass".
For example for those confused...
"It'll be fun my ass."
"It'll be fun and cheese."
Seems like something Sideshow Bob would say if he was trying to be sarcastic but there were kids and/or churchy people around
I strive to be able to read complete gibberish as quickly and accurately as matt
honestly really impressive
the fact that he's so committed when he could just be like "yeah nope I'm not reading that" like everybody else
this is why I love matt's content
These have brought me so much joy. 😂
I'm lucky to have yet to butt text anyone, but even with a phone lock it does sometimes still try to dial emergency numbers when it's tumbling around in my purse.
6:25 Can we appreciate the fact that that string of gibberish is from Alexander the Great? The King of Kings must really have been having a bad day.
Alexander the Goat, sorry to be that person
@@timxg Alexander the Great-est Of All Time (GOAT)
@@yustinj.3910 I guess?
5:13 🏎️💨
microwave
WASTEWATER
WASTEWATER
Tf it does sound like that lol-
*WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WASTEWATER*
You gotta sub to this guy when he even says “sauropod emoji” instead of “dinosaur emoji”, proves his effort
I would have just said "Brontosaurus emoji" and called it a day
Matt rose, nothing makes made me laugh as hard and as consistently as your videos.
So what videos do you watch?
Me: Well... it is complicated...
5:54
5:39 imagine opening your texts to an unread message and see this 😂
My first reaction would be “did they freaking pass out on the phone?”
@@PowerPlay-the-SussyStickgirl I'd think they had a fucking seizure and died on the phone
@@Vicioussnakeboy 😂😂 why am I laughing
@@PowerPlay-the-SussyStickgirlsame lol
I want to see a sequel to this! Its so funny I just can't stop laughing at it!
1:34 is exactly what it feels like to have auditory processing issues
that graveyard grindr one has me dying laughing
Talk about wanting to jump someone’s BONES
(violently laughing like Skeletor)
4:41 caught me by surprise, bloody hilarious pronunciations as usual Matt :)
Edit: finished the video and my abs seriously hurt. My god, comedic genius
Laughing can apparently be a good belly excercise, I guess?
For 38 seconds I thought I had finally found a video in my recommended that wasn't a Duolingo meme...
0:25 sounds like a dog throwing up
Yes
6:10 Kissy winky winky winky
😙😉😉😉
Teletubbers
My favourite part
“Beaming Winky”
😚 Mwah
This is the funniest Matt Rose video I've seen in a long time holy crap
Bro please don't stop posting you're genuinely funny
Let’s just appreciate the fact that Matt actually says the names of the emojis and not just showing them
Matt Rose never retires his career, it's to pronounce words but in a funny way.
Edit: lol why tf did I make a Battle Of Hastings because of my profile pic.
Probobem
probably
Cringe profile pic
@@Breb.. battle of the ages, i got some cheddar popcorn, who wants?
@@Breb..we may be cringe but we are free
IM FUCKING DYING WHY ARE BUTT TEXTS SO FUNNY 😭😭
kill
And Matt’s ability to read gibberish flawlessly makes it even better!
@@skellington8090 EXACTLY... I aspire to be Matt
@@flaunt1ngg Well, just start speaking with a British accent and learn how to flawlessly pronounce gibberish, and you’ll be all set!
@@skellington8090 I suspect the delivery is a major reason these videos are so funny.
was crying.
watched matt rose
stopped crying.
Part 2 is definitely 💯 worth making 😂❤
6:00 you have mine entire respect
Got a vaccine today, feeling crap and the only thing I’ve been waiting for all day was for Matt to upload a classic Matt Monday! Thank you Matt for making my arms feel alive again! :)
Hell yeeeeah, took my arm a couple days to quit aching, feel better soon ❤️
@@sensifacient Thank you :]
This kind of video is probably the most likely to make me die of laughter, you almost need a prescription note on these videos saying "MAXIMUM 2 A DAY, AT LEAST 2 HOURS APART" or something like that
The best part of these videos is how matt narrates the poo emoji as "SHITEMOJI."
I cannot handle the random speech that our loveable dork Matt voice covers in these texts, literally leads me to laughing hysterically hard for like 10 minutes straight
Brilliant video, from 5:03 onwards completely broke me, almost couldn't breathe through the laughing
0:01 napstablook pfp.i have been blessed.
The fact that he reads out the full form of any accronym that appears by coincidence makes this so much funnier.
2:13 is absolutely my favorite one. it's the way matt adds "squared" in a "matter of fact" tone, like hes making sure no one mixes it up with regular 444444444445 (god forbid)
then the follow up of "is a stress ful???????????? place," is just relatable. i, too, think math is a stressful place, and also constantly go "????????????" in said stressful place
I agree its a very stress-
ful????????????
place, -z_^
lmao
6:19 hearing all the cuts makes it even better lmao
exactly I can just imagine him wheezing between cuts
ur HILARIOUS pls keep making these videos! 😂
This one genuinely almost made me pee myself from laughter
Also, not a pocket/butt text but instead an “I fell asleep holding my phone and accidentally typed this” thing I typed as a comment on a TH-cam video one time
“G hhhhhhhh hhhhhhhh hhhhhhhh hhhhhhhh is grrrrv”
Very insightful
Didn’t end up posting the comment, but it was very funny to wake up with that on my screen
I was just rewatching "Text replacement pranks", perfect timing
2:08
If you need helping starting your car, I cam help, matt
Matt must be a super advanced text to speech to speak that gibberish.
the Weewee one got me so hard lmao
hey matt, been a fan since 30k subs! I'm glad to see your content doing well, and I love that you're getting the attention you disserve. Thanks for making great content!
disserve™
disserve™
I don’t think I have ever laughed so hard on the train, the people around me must think im going insane or something because I am doing a very poor job of holding in the most intense laughter of my life
5:10 ARMY’S ARE EVERYWHERE (love the Jin pfp, good luck in the military Jin!)
😂 I can’t pick just one to timestamp!! This 8 minute video is taking me half an hour to get through bc I just have to keep rewinding and pausing to guffaw so loud that the people next door can probably hear me
5:13 the buildup and delivery to wastewater got me lol
SAME
0:09 idk why im laughing at “urinary tract infection”
OMG, I did that too!! 🤣
I didnt lol,
Becouse i had it
You mean 0:13?
At 2:35 I had a lot of hot tea in my mouth and that caught me very off guard
as you may expect, choke laughing is not fun
i'm all good, but that was hilarious
I've been binge watching these videos and I'm crying laughing