Tucker Carlson & Don Lemon Text Post Firing, Trump Flees to Scotland & MyPillow Mike Owes $5 Million
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 20 ก.ย. 2024
- Today is the first day of May and our nation’s newscasters are once again left in disbelief, a thirteen-year-old at the Lakers/Grizzlies game suffered a devastating loss at halftime, Trump is currently out of the country in Scotland visiting one of his golf courses, next week Trump will be in New Hampshire doing a Town Hall event on CNN, Tucker Carlson and Don Lemon have reportedly been texting each other since they were both fired, Mike Pence has yet to announce whether he plans to run for President and has the perfect line when asked about his former boss, MyPillow Mike Lindell has to shell out five million dollars because of a dumb contest he ran called “Prove Mike Wrong,” Devin Nunes is set to hit the road along with Mike Lindell and others for the “Re-Awaken America Tour,” there was quite the happenstance at the L.A. Philharmonic this weekend, and we head out to Hollywood Blvd. to see if pedestrians can pass a sobriety test.
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They all been fooled by April, that's why they can't believe it's May.
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😂
The last guy on the Boulevard bit was so precious. Between the "oh, it's chocolate!" and him saying that he wished health for him and his family, that guy is such a sweetheart
That second cake looked way better than the first! Chocolate, plus fruit on top. Mmm!
And then jimmy puts him in jail 💀💀
Literally a tree hugger
@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ/videos Can I donate you money please?
Definitely so sweet, my fellow Canadian. It's all we wish for our family and friends, love, health, and happiness! 🇨🇦❤🇱🇷
"Can you believe it's already May?" ............ *I hear that EVERY year!!!*
I can't do the alphabet backwards even when I'm sober.
All the local newscasters should change things up and on May 31st say "Can you believe it's still May!" "It's like May will never end."
It’s June, can you believe it?! Wow!
@@HeadNtheClouds : It's Tuesday already! Can you believe it?
Seems like just yesterday it was Monday..
That’s control it’s actually disturbing to watch.
Not a single one of them informed the rest of them that’s how calendars work
I think the whole bit is played out.
"Didn't end well" would have been a good title for Mike Pence's book.
Dropped the Lemon and added an orange…..hilarious!!🙈🤣🤓
Lindell's signal going out as he criticizing someone else's technical skills is hilarious!! 😂😂😂
The funny thing is him talking about Wireshark, which I have used often as an engineer in my previous career. He almost described it okay. It doesn't open files, it analyzes network traffic and network protocols. There are other tools that we use as well. I wonder if I can charge him a lot of money for my services on the so called PCAP captures that he claimed to obtain.
My granpa used to say, "It's not how you start things, it's how it ends. If it ends bad, it doesn't matter if you started good."
Like on family guy when Brian should have cheated to pass school and he's like well at least I have my integrity and everyone is like, no what the hell no
Away from me Satan shouldn't have murdered Job in apostasy. God rejected Cain s fruit a long time ago corruption cannot inherit incorruption
Your grandpa was hatched. Judge not or you will be judged. Cannot be held in its clutches
The child is not punished for the parents crime, the parents are not punished for the children's crime. But in apostasy Read Revelations 14:4 and Revelations is the book in apostasy. Culmination
@@glitch-pr3nr homie i want what youre smoking
It’s really sad that no one taught Mike Lindell how to use Wi-Fi for his own network.
@Anthony Rupert -- or anything else at all--like the graphics for his Lindell TV promo.
They did…. But the effect of crack, wiped out his short term recall!
The one newscaster that said "and we will say the same thing in June and July " I bet his coworkers were like man really! You put us on blast😂😂😂
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I went back to watch that part. 😂
And in June he will say "and we will say the same in July and August".
T, v☹️
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Listening to Mike Pillow talk about Wireshark is simply fabulous!
It's always May that creeps up on everyone. Not April. Everyone looks forward to June.
Not in KY! May is the start of derby season!
Not everyone. I look forward to October. I hate heat and sun.
Is the reverse alphabet a sobriety test they actually give in the US? Because I have a university degree and I can't do that sober.
Cooper went on to sign with the Grizzlies.
Lol
lol
Come back with motivated and well-compensated writers; I am willing to wait!!
If he needs writers to make him feel relevant, clearly he's worthless.
"It didn't end well." "It didn't end well." "It didn't end well." "It didn't end well." "It didn't end well.""... Can you believe its May already !!!
Understatement of the year.
"My near-death did not end well for me" said 45's former side kick as he left the Capitol Building.
I don't think I could say the alphabet backwards being sober. At least not quickly
I thought the same thing, but if you give it a try it's kind of surprising how easily you can do it.
Saying the alphabet backwards isn't actually used as a sobriety tests
@@audreymuzingo933 gave it my best shot, I failed
@@thexanderthemander : One cop actually did try to pull that on me. I looked him right in the eye and said: _"You know most people could never do that sober."_ And he let it go. He let me go too, and I *was* drunk.
I not only would have a lot of trouble reciting the alphabet backwards, I wouldn’t pass the straight line test. I tilt when I’m tired and can’t walk a straight line while cold sober, and getting wobblier with every passing year. Not only a lifelong teetotaler, I haven’t ever used other recreational drugs. I don’t even use NyQuil. (There’s a reason it was sold with a shot glass, that stuff was 25% alcohol/50 proof! Don’t know if they have altered the formula recently. I remember when Vicks came out with Vicks 44 cough medicine, which was 44% alcohol/ 88 proof.)
I could pass a breathalyzer or tox panel, though!
I can do the alphabet forwards with no trouble. Especially if they let me sing it.
Hahaha Lindell even mentioning Wireshark is hilarious!
Are there any grassy knolls at the Scottish golf courses.
Nothing says "comedy" like stepping on every other punchline with an ad. Good job
Is DA BEST!!!
Jimmy: Hollywood boulevard is the drunkest street in America...
Bourbon street: Am i a joke to you?
Been there done that 😋😋
@boballen5268 look out! Don't step in that puddle!
Lame
Broadway in Nashville was where my mind went
@@mizzury54 _"Lame"_
I’m truly obsessed with the monthly “can you believe it” bit 😂
As we have record inflation and gas prices please keep your focus on Donald Trump and Tucker carlson like a good sheep. Pay no attention to the Democrats in power
Happy Birthday Rick! All the best to you and your family. 💪🏾♥️
In the year 2047 Jimmy will still talk about Trump.
Like Trump still whining about 2020 election?
And I’ll still be looking forward to it. So what?
It's worse here in Australia, it's already May 2nd!😮
May Day! May Day!...
April's going down!
😁
OMGOSH Jimmy this is a keeper Sobriety test. Archive this!!! I laughed so hard I cried 😂😂😂😂
I’m a lifelong teetotaler and I couldn’t pass that test….
Honest question: does Lindell not have any family or friends? This guy has clearly needed an intervention for _years._
I'd be his friend for money, do you know him? I think he's a great guy. Oh, and smart!
Sure millions of pillows. He names them. He sleeps with them. He cuddles with them. Yes he even does the nasty...with his friendly pillows.
😆
I don't think so.
Probably he tells his family and friends he is doing this just for entertainment and does not believe the bs he is telling people.
"The social media equivalent of an abandoned Toys R Us" 🤣🤣🤣
Can You Believe It, every month.
This is how many of us talk to our uteruses/uteri for a large portion of our lives. Often with dismay. Also with embarrassment at our own repeated surprise.
Thing is, I can't. But I am embarrassed that I cant
Time flies, isn't it? Can't believe it.
most expensive thing in life is time
@@zazatv6822 So true.
Wow, I was a witness in a trial and was told not to leave the country. Crazy that the accused can just leave like that.
😂
Yep. Not fair at all.
It’s crazy that liberal prosecutors are just letting repeat convicted felons leave custody…. Just like that.
And you’re worried about Trump?
That because you don't have a US Citizen Premium account.
@@enviritas9498 Do I have to pair Citizen+ with Apple Tv+ and Amazon +++x3®©֎™™®?
Next thing you know is "can you believe it? It's Christmas already." 🎄
Can you believe it's Tuesday? Seems like just yesterday it was Monday.🤔
I CANT WAIT
The second guy in the street test was unfair; half of Texans can't pass a field sobriety test sober 😏
The Vice Poodle, strikes again lol thank you, Jimmy
I can't believe it is May 1st given it snowed tonight and is 36 degrees in Michigan!!!!!
Yup sounds like MI weather!
Jimmy, I'll miss you. Don't come back without very happy writers. Make it worth it, and good luck to all of you in the WGA.
Artificially created pathetic parody of a comedy is gone. And nobody besides programmed NPCs care.
For someone who spends his every year eagerly waiting for Christmas and the cold winter months, May being already here is good.
How is it that the former guy can just leave the country while there is a court case going on???? Seriously could you just ditch a case where your the defendant.
Because it is a civil case, he does not have to appear.
He is likely rich and definitely powerful.....
@@deborahbarnes6741 didn’t they get in trouble last week because he didn’t appear. The answer is yes.
I wondered the same thing.
@@kimclarke5018 they didn't get in trouble, the judge just said he would not make excuses to the jury that trump's lawyer wanted him to. The jury is allowed to make any inference they want about his absence. They can hold it against him if they wish.
That kid was like "this is the one time in my life where thousands of eyes will be on me. May as well take advantage" 😂
Who knew, the day after April 30th would be May 1st. Amazing !!!
Jimmy fries tRUmp with such consistency. He’s the best.
"Health for me and my family," what a wholesome birthday wish.
I knew Jimmy Kimmel would do
the “ can you believe it’s May” bit 😂
I don't get it can you explain?
Dammit. The one time my party trick of knowing the alphabet backwards could have come in handy and I’m no where near Hollywood Blvd.
Imagine being on that subway.....😢
Mike Lindel gets my vote for most unintentionally entertaining person of the 21st century so far.
That kid really really didnt want to go to that camp.
Kids parents are rich. Ever bought Laker’s tickets? $$$$$
@@sshaw4429 Hahah. I haven't been to a live national anything game in 20 years. Good point.
@@sshaw4429I was thinking how much money got that gaggle of Swifties where they'd Bern that night. The money and luck gathered on one trainful
@@LindaC616 At least they are riding the subway like the rest of us do.
@@sophiophile true. Bc their parents spent thousands on the tickets, couldn't afford to send them in a limo
America is 70% red was the funniest line
"It did not end well." Mike Pence's aspirations to be president.
Poor Mike, he can't accept that Trump destroyed his political future.
My Presidential Campaign - did not end well.
@@billwalsh388 Yeah, I wouldn't have hitched my star to Pence's poltical wagon even before Trump.
Maybe if he picks a fight with Yogi Bear...
That phrase is going to follow him.
Omg, lol, “it didn’t end well” 😢
Lindell.....I don't even know what to say at this point 😂😂😂
To be fair to the newscasters, it was only three years ago when each month felt like an entire year. The fact that y'all can't tell if I was talking about 2020 or 2021 kinda proves my point.
The older you get the more time seems to move faster cause once you're over the hill you're picking up momentum on the downhill side.😮😮😮😮
Ahaha losing Lindell’s feed couple times while he’s crying about cyber security! 😂😂😂😂
It's the deep state trying to silence him!
For super serial you guys!
Would have been funny if someone hacked into him & played the Rick roll Rick Astley song, hahaha!😅
That was the best Troll ever *Cooper will Live forever!!!!*
pretty sure Cooper knew exactly what he wanted and it ain't basketball
At least he was dressed for the part.
Happy birthday Rick, on Hollywood Blvd! 😘
That's our Canadian boy!
Nobody sponsors Donnie’s golf tournaments better than Saudi Arabia.
or Made in China for Biden
Our entire petro dollar is backed by saudi oil. This country has been in bed with the saudis for decades. you aren't intelligent.
Where did you think those missing documents went?
@@Washougalite1 I thought you said they went to Russia….
@@liberalconservative7122 Some went to Saudi Arabia, some went to N Korea, some went to Turkey, and some I assume, went to the "very fine people" of Russia.
7:46 The funny thing is wireshark has literally nothing to do with "opening files" in fact it is technology for capturing network packets. Kind of funny he didn't get that far in his "scrupulous" research. Also whilst it is commonplace is cyber security, there are so many tools you have to work with constantly, that there is little point remembering how to use all of them, especially not one like wireshark which is pretty basic.
I used it 15 years ago, would I ask someone for help launching it today? Certainly.
Likewise, while CyberShark is common, it’s not the only way to detect traffic on a network. Some experts certainly have developed their own tools for eavesdropping, customized for their own needs.
Oh no he is selling slippers now as well as those concrete pillows?
I've always believed it's May 1st, and I'll keep believing it until my dying day.
Nobody said that time is going fast during the last administration.
I can’t believe it’s May already coz it’s still cold like winter here in Montreal😊
I’ve been moved by music but that woman is next level
I cannot believe it's MAY. And apparently, it doesn't end well.
May doesn't end well?
@@mikeanderson7549 Has it ever?
@@patchdavis35 yep ... stop with the negativity
@@mikeanderson7549 Make me.
A wireshark device took Lindell down from his own show 😆
Did they really make you say the alphabet backwards doing a field sobriety test? I can’t even say the alphabet backwards completely sober.
Zyx is it for me.
i used to practice it sober in hopes that if i ever had to do it drunk it would be muscle memory
@@jlt131 next time I see a cop, I’m going to ask him. I simply can’t believe they would make anybody say the alphabet backwards as proof of sobriety.
Did not believe my birthday was talked about by news anchors all over the Globe, thanks Jimmy.
"Our administration did not end well." Nor did it start well or ever go well.
It's already May 2nd. Can you believe it?
This is going to be the last Kimmel monologue we're going to see until the TV writers' strike is resolved.
And now he's fired
Who is that guy that is always with Mike Lindell on his show? He's pretty dedicated!
Both countries absolutely hate him 😂
So does the rest of Europe.
Mayday, mayday mayday we have a problem believing that every month changes 🤣👌
Award goes to Big Jim, for the Loudest Audience. Gotta love L.A. 😘 🌴💗Cali
Hard to believe it’s already May!!! 😂😂😂
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air, you rock Jimmy 🤗😊❤👍
Lmao.
@@LMajorDegs Why are you here, troll?
@@freya8133 because it’s a bot
all 5 are most important for upcoming election . We will miss james C. They all Rock
@@freya8133 why are you here NPC Lets Go Brandon
I had the same reaction when I saw it was May already. I was like daaaaaaaang this year is just flying by!
I want Kimmel to have Cooper on the show tomorrow to ask him WTF he was thinking..
No thank you. Cooper should NOT be rewarded for that performance.
Cooper couldn't believe "it was 30 seconds already"...
I use wireshark but never realised that I, as a Cyber guy, could use it to open cyber files.
Happy Monday Everyone 🙏🌎🙏🇺🇸
Can you believe it ?? Monday - already !
It's Tuesday here.
Jimmys going to have The pillow guy living in his guest house soon
Love Jimmy, Guillermo, and crew! 🤗😂🤣😅
Everyone takes a drink of whiskey every time you hear It didn't end well.🥴
i saw that 'Swifties invade the train' moment earlier today & was still claustrophobic & freaked out, and seeing it again now has absolutely ruined me. would rather deal with a zombie apocalypse TBH 😱
@Maxtor If you saw hotness anywhere in there you need to get the heck out more.
@Maxtor um, those were young teen girls. Let’s hope you’re a young teen too, otherwise that’s gross and creepy
Spoken like someone who had never been on a train.
Us Deadheads used to have loads of Fun flipping out the squares on the train after Grateful Dead shows at Madison Square Garden with our psychedelic tripping balls hairy smelly antics. Pretty sure the same goes on these days after Phish concerts as well. Oh, wait, I've been there & done that too!!!!!
Honestly it's hard to believe the newscasters are not pulling our legs. I strongly believe it's preplanned 😂
it was pre-planned. it's pre-owned, pre-scripted
Lol Pillow knows about as much about Wireshark as he does zoom
Now I am suspecting it is actually _not_ May.
How Lindell built a million dollar company is unfathomable considering his inability to do most anything else! 😂
I still can't figure out why he destroyed his life for Trump.
Why Mike, Why?
Maybe it's like the George Foreman Grill where he just bought in someone else's invention as the spokesman...
Have you seen those girls who go around talking nonsense on the street? I think something like that happened to Mike. He was just "helped" to get back, but with a broken mind because he "had" money.
I don’t know but trump did it too
Congratulations! You've figured out how to beat the writers strike by running 15 minutes of clips. Well done!
Jimmy Kimmel is always funny to me but tonight making humor about Tucker Carlson having his first black friend Don Lemon made me actually laugh out loud. So true
shows how brainwashed you are
Don Lemon should NOT have been fired if all he said was she had passed her prime, We all at one time or another get passed our prime, It's just the way it is
@@user-tj7ek8bs7x i thought he was fired after the debate with Vivek?
@@johnwig285 I lost interest when I read the first thing is he 12 mill in the bank
Agreed….. imo, that was the highlight line of the night!
Re-awaken Tour? Aren't these guys against woke? 🤔
Yeah, so that means they will be WOKE if they are awakening 🤣
@@debrahelmlinger6256 That's what I thought 😁
I am sure going to miss you until the strike is over. Keep up the fight and get paid! You and your writers are too brilliant to not be paid. Thank you!!!
He's worthless. Even his writers bailed on him. Get your head outta the sand.
31 Days from now, it’s hard to believe it’s June!
Or 30
I love this show!!!
Tucker and Don together? What a sight
@Farriba Habibi Don likes good looking men. That leaves Carlson out.
Bet they are floating creating their own, hilariously awful, bizarro world Breaking Points.
@@user-ce7uf2ui1l^Nice catch! Kimmel didn't mention that.
The legend of sleepy hollow😂🎉scattered
Corruption cannot inherit incorruption
Love you Jimmy. You are without a doubt the most gifted talent and thank you for making me having a good laugh. Blessings man👍🏽👏🏽👌🏽🩵❤️🎼
This happens every 1st of each month. Why is it so surprising?
The real shame is that the only "person of color" Tucker Carlson ever had any feelings for, turned out to be a piece of chocolate with sexy legs.
Orange Trump - person of color!!!
And sensible shoes.. Hey, no kink shaming folks. 🙂
@belmounlv1 isn't that funny to you, that Jimmy's rating have dramatically went down since he started talking smack about Trump? He had Trump on his show before and guess what, Trump was the same person then and is now.