I think the funniest thing about this was that in the, "Name a Pokemon Coney doesn't know", section, Coney names an actual Pokemon and then describes a different Pokemon, which might be the only way he should actually get points for that prompt. If he names a Pokemon and then describes it, then he knows the Pokemon so he shouldn't get points, but he gave an actual Pokemon name and then described a different one, showing that he did not in fact know that Pokemon. Actual perfection.
I'm enjoying Coney's reactions to everything he is learning about Pokemon. The fact he knew about Arceus as the god pokemon but the concept of a devil pokemon never crossed his mind is hilarious.
There are so many actual food pokemon, and even a big ass apple pie dragon that grows its apple pie skin back, and he chooses the innocent bun bun doggo! T_T
@@Lagdarrhe did specify eating it slowly. If you lose a small chunk of muscle from your arm, as long as you eat enough and exercise, it will grow back.
Favorite parts of the episode are when Wolfey's smile is practically breaking his face because he's so excited for his answer, and when someone says a Pokemon fact and Coney looks into the camera in Horror.
Bro Coney’s comedic timing was fucking amazing. The second long pause between Jaiden saying “Perfect Cell”, and then Coney’s concerned “…The Devil is a Pokemon too?”
The recurring bit in this video of having a long discussion, a pause, and then Coney chiming in like "Wait, there's a X Pokemon?" had me in stitches every time.
I just loved Wolfey and Jan getting together to discover exactly how could Make it Rain heal an opponent. It's exactly the kind of nerdy shit that sets the pros apart.
Jan trying to justify to *Jaiden* that Ditto was totally the right answer to bring to a deserter island, to have “company” has to be the funniest thing
vaporeon are also great sealife hunters because they camouflage in the water. any water predator pokemon is a good pick, vaporeon is just a combo of jaiden and jans answers. the only caveat is that cramorant can fish in any water due to not being a fish but vaporeon prefers freshwater
the whole point of checkov's gun is that you tell people about it before hand, but you would have no reason to have brought it up if it won't come up later in the story. ie if you show the audience a gun in the first act, it MUST be fired in the third act. checkov's .13 points would be if they were shown when they were given and we laughed that they'd never be relevant, but then they ended up being the tie breaker
Jaiden is overrated trash. Real winners are either Wolfey or Coney. Coney wins due being comedic genius in this and Wolfey because of actual thought process.
My favorite part is that he probably thinks it's manga exclusive when in fact 2 different teams have attempted mass genocide of the world in the games.
bro or even mewtwo. that thing was created as like a weapon by some fucked up people lmao and then it had so much trauma it killed the dude that created it and doesn't trust *anyone*.
The correct answer to the deserted island question is Tropius. It produces fruit, can provide you with shelter since it's basically a sentient tree, and even if you can't escape the island, it can help you fly around it so you can spend less time and energy gathering resources or getting to a better spot to setup camp. It can even use sunny day to help clear up the weather if a bad storm comes through.
Goddamnit!! I literally typed an answer just like this and just so happened to look at the rest of the comments to see if anyone else said it lol. You beat me to it
@@qchopdawala6027 yea but he's kind of an a-hole isn't he? He may be able to do whatever you ask but he'll make your time there absolutely miserable lol
Wolfey has been bottling that Incineroar rant up for years. The moment Alpharad asked him to elaborate his smile turned from a sense of relief to the physical representation of euphoric vengeance
40:30 i absolutely love the simultaneous "congrats team" from Jaiden who is like a pokemon expert and knows the more obscure pokemon facts and Coney who cherishes gen one the most and also has varying knowledge of the other generations 😭
Especially when you have Make It Rain and Present is the perfect representation of today's youtube climate. You have genuinely good people on their word like Mr. Beast, and then you have people like James Somerton who stole charity money (and a notorious plagiarist). Which is why Make It Rain hurts while Present has a chance of healing (since if it does hurt, then that means Delibird did something cringeworthy).
My personal answer to "who needs therapy" is Inteleon. You have this young kid who spends literally their entire childhood in tears. Eventually they learn to suppress their emotions, but they still feel this deep despair and, as such, become an edgy emo teen. Finally, in their adult years, their internal strife combined with their learned reliance on a cold, unfeeling exterior leads them to the life of a cold-blooded assassin. This lizard has issues.
Why is everyone overlooking Chansey/Blissey? Everyone bullies them just because they are give a lot of xp. And now that pokemon materials and item printer exist, they get used for farming even more since they have the best material and are easy to find. People will even make disgusting Ham Sandwiches just to bully more for their own personal gain.
34:48 is my favorite part Jacob challenged Wolfe into explaining how to turn make it rain a heal move, then Wolfe starts a yapfest while PChal is also trying to figure it out and help Wolfe while Coney is trying to figure out what a "Galvantula" is. And then Jaiden pulls up a literal Mr Beast pokemon to break the silence
The music choices are seriously on point in this one. The Ace Attorney music over Wolfey's Rube Goldberg machine to get Make It Rain to heal, Gentle Madman on the therapy question. Incredible
Jan nodding along like he's listening to a really deep and insightful point as Wolfey rambles about Ash Ketchum's physical feats being enough to solo the Narutoverse 🤣
Coney’s genuine reaction to finding out about the devil being a Pokémon is the highlight to me the way he really sounded so surprised made me laugh so much 😭
To be fair to him, Pokemon is one of those nerdy franchises that's much more popular now but it got some flack from Christian extremists back in the 90's who claimed it was the Devil targeting kids through these video games. So it's honestly hilarious that in Gen 4 Gamefreak went "yeah ok we're gonna add an all-mighty god and a major devil. Could be inspired by Buddism; could be Christianity... we're getting dubbed and we're cooking up world-building lore. Let's go!" I think Coney was just flabbergasted because of that bit of history making the whole thing more astonishing. Maybe they knew, maybe they didn't. Either way it's funny.
The clan was created by Democrats. As well as Jim crow laws and they apposed ending segregating and civil rights. They still say and do racist things even in live TV too. @@felixrogers1295
Oh my god i just realized what the phrase "min/maxxed" actually means... I did know that putting everything into 1 stat and the others being low was minmaxxing but i never thought "minimum/maximum" meaning every statistic is either at its minimum or at its maximum... That slash opened my eyes. I feel stupid
41:40 when Jan says ditto, he could actually have made a huge point in saying "I would just have a copy of myself, there is no better way to survive than to double my work force"
Or he could have the ditto copy other creatures in the island. That would probably help with hunting, reaching things that are too high up, underwater resources, etc
@@tomatias1879actually it’s Appletun canonically kids eat the pancakes in its back and it grows back plus it’s made of apple so that’s nutrition being added so you wouldn’t have to kill it but can have it as a bodyguard to kill enemies whilst also a constant food supply.
I'm surprised nobody said Furfrou for the speaking to the manager question, it just gives the vibe of "I'm sending you to the grave if you cut my hair even a millimeter too short."
Dude you need to collab with Coney more, I've seen so many of his solo videos but never realized how much of a force of overwhelming chaos he is with other people
wolfe IMMEDIATELY chiming in with incin with the amount of passion and vigor as an activist about a pokemon he DOES NOT LIKE is a prime example of the theory that hate and love are not opposites
41:50 everyone's reactions to pchall's answer coney: he's gonna f*ck the ditto wolfie: can't the ditto only transform into you jaiden: whats wrong with that though, i dont think we shame that part
Well, to make it better for yan, i dont think a ditto transform into a pokemon with the same sex as the other pokemon and makes an egg. So i can imagine that a ditto can transform into a human woman.
Getting explanations of Pokémon you don’t know solely based on questions like “who is the best at tax evasion” has to be some form of psychological torture, props to coney for staying sane in all of this
@@chunkykongers1678 Wolfey's a wrestling purist that only likes technical and high flying moves. Doesn't need showmanship because those are what he's watching for 😂
For the "who can take out the most lions". My answer is Zoroark, Wolfey was onto something with the comradery thing and Zoroark would transform into a lion and gain their trust. It's pretty much the spy from TF2. Stab them in the back when their backs turned and never get caught.
My answer to that question is actually Gardevior. Based on the pokedex, if its trainer is in danger from these lions, the Gardevior will create a black hole to defeat the opponents, and that's just too overpowered to look past. A black hole would definitely defeat the most lions.
@@coltonhindahl804My answer is Kyogre. Without Groudon to act as a counter balance or Rayquaza to stop it in general, Kyogre could just flood them all and make them drown.
I’d say Zygarde. Considering the most broken moveset in the series, having 4 signature moves, all of them are moves that hit both pokemon in a double battle, and the way the moves work too. Thousand Arrows would pin them to the ground, Thousand Waves would prevent them from running away. And Land’s Wrath and Core enforcer would just take em out
My answer to it was Yveltal, purely because while it it a legendary and definitely could take out quite a few, especially because it can heal with oblivion wing. If and when it dies to the lions, it kills every living thing and reverts to a cocoon, thus killing an infinite amount of lions
When I saw Coney was in this vid, and that he had minimal knowledge about Pokemon, I assumed he'd be more comic relief than anything. Seeing how he was able to make convincing, passionate arguments, especially for Pokemon he was unfamiliar with, was a genuine surprise and fascinating to watch lol.
i hate to say but a lot of points were given to him that he didn't deserve. how he get a point for Prismarina when the Milotic answer makes so much sense and it's actually canon to the games
I really thought Wolfey's explanation for the swiftie question was gonna be that Minior has so many different colors that can be associated with all her eras
Everyone else's sheer fucking stunned silence too, the way that Jacob kept staring like "is this real?" While Wolfey just kept a blank smile on his face, fully oblivious
She knew of the Combusken with the questionable moveset not only because he's a friend of her, but also aware of his egglockes. Walking in to his room from time to time.
I think the funniest thing about this was that in the, "Name a Pokemon Coney doesn't know", section, Coney names an actual Pokemon and then describes a different Pokemon, which might be the only way he should actually get points for that prompt.
If he names a Pokemon and then describes it, then he knows the Pokemon so he shouldn't get points, but he gave an actual Pokemon name and then described a different one, showing that he did not in fact know that Pokemon. Actual perfection.
It's even better because he was actually pretty close with the name: Zorua -> Zeraora
This breakdown is masterful thank you
@@useraccount333Well Zorua is the German Name for that Pokémon
I completely forgot that Zeraora was in Unite as a 3 year unite player so I was really confused and thought he was just talking about Pikachu..
@@Ozy-RP no??? Both Zorua and Zeraora have exactly the same name in German and English
Coney absolutely deserves the point for picking a pokemon he doesn’t know, he said zorua and then described something that was definitely not zorua
To Coney's defense, Zeraora which has 4 out of those 5 letters so I can see the confusion from a casual pokemon viewer viewpoint lol
@@DragOnDani01 i myself went "oh zeraora the electric one"
one second later my dumbass said "yeah i think *it evolves from **_zoroark_*
Coney's "The devil is a pokemon, too?" was I think one the best lines ever delivered
I'm enjoying Coney's reactions to everything he is learning about Pokemon. The fact he knew about Arceus as the god pokemon but the concept of a devil pokemon never crossed his mind is hilarious.
that and "guys, I think he's gonna f*ck the ditto..."
It's even the same Gen. Same quartet and everything 😂😂
The Pokémon Manga question too. “When did that happen?”
I laughed so hard i choked
Coney doing his best at "They should let somebody from the audience participate in the Olympics so we have a good point of reference"
The four types of pokemon TH-camrs: nuzlocker, vgc player, compulsive plushie buyer, and guy who knows about bingle
"Compulsive plushie buyer"
Describes Jaiden super well XD
We love the farting Bingle
Do u guys think alphared fucked jaiden?
Hosted by a Guy who gave a Quick claw to a Onix in a generation where Sturdy only work on one hit ko moves.
I misread that as "competitive plushie buyer" but i don't think that's wrong either
The absolute confidence with which Wolfey says "That's Plingus." is simply astounding. Incredible gaslightery.
Reminded me of those videos where Reggie says the names of smash characters completely incorrectly
It's not gaslighting if you're simply correct.
@@jlco Yeah, all other Unown are still Unown but F is just Plingus now. Let it be Nown.
@@jlco yeah idk why they gave him the point, they said wrong answers only.
To be fair, Unown does look like a "Plingus."
the way wolfey just says "that's plingus" with such absolute conviction that it completely sways everyone else on the spot
And on 24:31... I should be concerned for pChal.
Gave "Reggie names smash characters" vibes
"I can make a farm like pigs!"
*Longest silence imaginable*
"I'd eat the dog."
*Second longest silence imaginable*
"I can go next!"
There are so many actual food pokemon, and even a big ass apple pie dragon that grows its apple pie skin back, and he chooses the innocent bun bun doggo! T_T
@@TheGoldenDunsparce I’m honestly more concerned about him saying his own arm would grow back if he ate it.
@@Lagdarrhe did specify eating it slowly. If you lose a small chunk of muscle from your arm, as long as you eat enough and exercise, it will grow back.
This should be good. Coney knowing only 15% of all pokemon surely won't be an issue
He only knows gen 1 and treasures that gem
And then watch Coney, actually do good
He’s my favorite contestant
Honestly, it wasn't an issue for him lol
And yet he still spat some truths.
Jan answering "Goku" is the funniest thing
Factually incorrect, the funniest thing was Coney going “The Devil’s a Pokémon too?”
You're both wrong, Jan picking Ditto for the island was
As soon as wolfey said "the question didn't specify a pokemon" my brain immediately went to goku too, so I was really happy when Jan said it too.
My mind went to Thanos
Was hoping hed say god. Not arceus. Just the literal christian god.
That guys surf really hits the entire field
“So far our answers include God and a 10 yo boy”
Jan: Goku
Literally between both
@@dylanyeager5737 Between heaven and earth?
@@wildfire9280only he is the honoured one?
@@alphaamigo9688the bisected one
Jan saw a golden opportunity and took his shot.
He didn't miss.
Favorite parts of the episode are when Wolfey's smile is practically breaking his face because he's so excited for his answer, and when someone says a Pokemon fact and Coney looks into the camera in Horror.
Wolfey will have the biggest smile on his face as he explains the dumbest answer ever
Coney breaking the silence to say: “I think he’s gonna FUCK the Ditto!”
I had to catch my breath, good god that was funny.
ditto can change type so he may not want to actually fuck the ditto
That dude was mad funny
Bro Coney’s comedic timing was fucking amazing. The second long pause between Jaiden saying “Perfect Cell”, and then Coney’s concerned “…The Devil is a Pokemon too?”
The recurring bit in this video of having a long discussion, a pause, and then Coney chiming in like "Wait, there's a X Pokemon?" had me in stitches every time.
Thing is you could literally be talking about the actual X Pokemon Xerneas lmao
"I think he's gonna fuck the Ditto" killed me.
His comedic timing is the best I've seen
I just loved Wolfey and Jan getting together to discover exactly how could Make it Rain heal an opponent. It's exactly the kind of nerdy shit that sets the pros apart.
Jan trying to justify to *Jaiden* that Ditto was totally the right answer to bring to a deserter island, to have “company” has to be the funniest thing
🧡💛🤍💙💜
At least he didn't keep the reasoning, but say Vaporeon.
And vaporeon can turn into water, so you also have a source of drinking water. (Plus food if you get desperate enough.)
vaporeon are also great sealife hunters because they camouflage in the water. any water predator pokemon is a good pick, vaporeon is just a combo of jaiden and jans answers. the only caveat is that cramorant can fish in any water due to not being a fish but vaporeon prefers freshwater
this is a very garlic bread moment
jaiden’s 0.13 points actually mattering but being concealed for the whole video is an incredible example of chekov’s gun
the whole point of checkov's gun is that you tell people about it before hand, but you would have no reason to have brought it up if it won't come up later in the story. ie if you show the audience a gun in the first act, it MUST be fired in the third act. checkov's .13 points would be if they were shown when they were given and we laughed that they'd never be relevant, but then they ended up being the tie breaker
@@maximiliannelson3509 well it was mentioned just not consistently shown on screen which was what i meant. you are correct though!
@@maximiliannelson3509 So....exactly what they said then? Cause aint that literally what happened in the video
Jaiden is overrated trash. Real winners are either Wolfey or Coney. Coney wins due being comedic genius in this and Wolfey because of actual thought process.
@@armantrto180it's not that deep
The camera cutting to Coney just looking confused whenever they talk technical about Pokémon is so funny
It happens so often like don't leave bro out
“Is that even English?!”
I adore how Coney is just completely a fish out of water, constantly surprised by things that happen in Pokemon like the devil or mass genocide
My favorite part is that he probably thinks it's manga exclusive when in fact 2 different teams have attempted mass genocide of the world in the games.
How many times does the mass genocide thing happen? I know it's in ruby/sapphire, and I'm pretty sure also in x/y?
@@lindseyherbst9444 Pretty sure Team Plasma does in the manga
@@castform7well, an attempt versus an execution is very different
@@castform7yeah the difference between the anime and manga is the word “attempted”
10:00 - Xatu: he sees the future, therefore he has seen every Family Guy episode including the ones that haven't been made yet
Oh that’s a fun answer :D
If we’re doing that then I would like to throw in ALMOST EVERY PSYCHIC TYPE KNOWN TO MAN KIND
Im surprised Coney, as the gen 1 guy, didn't say Cubone for which pokemon needs therapy. That's literally a child wearing the skull of its mother
bro or even mewtwo. that thing was created as like a weapon by some fucked up people lmao and then it had so much trauma it killed the dude that created it and doesn't trust *anyone*.
That’s where my brain went as well
Coney probably didn’t know it was his mothers skull
Bro, after Jaiden said ditto, I thought of the only true answer... Skitty
My answer was Yamask. It carries the mask of its face from when it was human, and is often seen looking at it and crying.
Jacob's flabbergasted silence punctuated only by a quiet question from Coney took me out every time it happened. "There's a car pokemon?"
The “who would drive it?” Got me 😂
Jan saying "Goku" with a long and awkward pause afterwards was hilarious.
I would have said zeno
@@Ladon_726he could have said yamcha and would have been right.
This was brilliant. Having someone who doesn't know nearly as much makes it so much more entertaining. Perfect balance and way funnier
2:33
In a video with a quiz show, where Wolfey just happens to be in, it took Incineror 153 seconds to appear
But he later mentioned it himself 10 minutes in. Shows how the cat lives rent free in his head.
fuck incineroar
59 mins ago yay :)
@@Depressed_Spider and he put it in alpharad' favorite pokemon list. He really is traumatized.
I'm pretty sure macargo is hotter than the surface of the sun so it'd probably vaporize everything around it including the lions
The correct answer to the deserted island question is Tropius. It produces fruit, can provide you with shelter since it's basically a sentient tree, and even if you can't escape the island, it can help you fly around it so you can spend less time and energy gathering resources or getting to a better spot to setup camp. It can even use sunny day to help clear up the weather if a bad storm comes through.
Goddamnit!! I literally typed an answer just like this and just so happened to look at the rest of the comments to see if anyone else said it lol. You beat me to it
I'd argue that Hoopa is a better choice. You can ask him to get whatever you want. A board game, your family, a cheeseburger, etc
@@qchopdawala6027 yea but he's kind of an a-hole isn't he? He may be able to do whatever you ask but he'll make your time there absolutely miserable lol
@@IntellectKIDMuzik honestly yeah... I wouldn't be surprised if he just left by himself on the first day, or just destroyed the island.
Couldn't you Fly away from the Island with Tropius ?
Wolfey has been bottling that Incineroar rant up for years. The moment Alpharad asked him to elaborate his smile turned from a sense of relief to the physical representation of euphoric vengeance
40:30 i absolutely love the simultaneous "congrats team" from Jaiden who is like a pokemon expert and knows the more obscure pokemon facts and Coney who cherishes gen one the most and also has varying knowledge of the other generations 😭
It took Wolfey Glick roughly 10 1/2 minutes to mention Incineroar.
classic
Stockholm Syndrome.
Incineroar is spreading CONSERVATIVE PROPAGANDA. He needs to be STOPPED. 😂
he just immediately starts yelling about how evil Incineroar is
He couldn’t resist
I love how one guy wants to take a ditto to a remote island because he gets "lonely" and it isn't even the most unhinged answer to the question
I'm just sad for Vaporeon
@@thethingcalledlisa True, I would've answered that.
Why did no one simply bring a fast flyer like dragonite or salamance to fly them home?
@@billybarbosa5342because that explicitly wasn't allowed
@@billybarbosa5342 Jacob explicitly said "a Pokémon to survive on the island, NOT to get away"
25:46- Dicken, Cluckfuck and BaCock, what a rapidfire of comdedic genius.
Cumbustin.
Nutbustin
@@coolcreeperhenrik6026 Cocksucken
MaCock
For real
Jan and Coney did in fact answer the island question. Its safe to say that they were even some of the answers of all time.
“Ditto.”
- A man planning diabolical, devious, and perhaps a bit sinister activity
"There's no laws against the Pokémon, Alpharad."
"I think he's going to fuck the ditto." Is the funniest fucking tension breaking line ever.
Dude used nasty plot for sure
Jan is the reason Ditto needs the therapy.
Ditto just got out of therapy too....
“That’s Plingus.” With complete certainty and confidence almost made me laugh so loudly I would’ve woken up my roommates
Especially when you have Make It Rain and Present is the perfect representation of today's youtube climate. You have genuinely good people on their word like Mr. Beast, and then you have people like James Somerton who stole charity money (and a notorious plagiarist). Which is why Make It Rain hurts while Present has a chance of healing (since if it does hurt, then that means Delibird did something cringeworthy).
Barrack Obama
@@Gaia_BentosZX5 the mr beast part didn't age well huh 😂
My personal answer to "who needs therapy" is Inteleon. You have this young kid who spends literally their entire childhood in tears. Eventually they learn to suppress their emotions, but they still feel this deep despair and, as such, become an edgy emo teen. Finally, in their adult years, their internal strife combined with their learned reliance on a cold, unfeeling exterior leads them to the life of a cold-blooded assassin.
This lizard has issues.
Nah man it's gotta be Cubone. Literally wearing it's mother's skull
I think Cubone is a good answer too. Literally wears the skull of its dead mother
k
Why is everyone overlooking Chansey/Blissey? Everyone bullies them just because they are give a lot of xp. And now that pokemon materials and item printer exist, they get used for farming even more since they have the best material and are easy to find. People will even make disgusting Ham Sandwiches just to bully more for their own personal gain.
Mewtwo definitely needs therapy
What a perfect cast for this. I know his ego probably doesn’t need it, but Coney is just so dang funny.
CONEY's face when wolfey starts yapping about how to turn make it rain into a healing move was the funniest thing imo.
34:48 is my favorite part
Jacob challenged Wolfe into explaining how to turn make it rain a heal move, then Wolfe starts a yapfest while PChal is also trying to figure it out and help Wolfe while Coney is trying to figure out what a "Galvantula" is. And then Jaiden pulls up a literal Mr Beast pokemon to break the silence
Wrong timestamp, I think
Then Coney says "Is that real?"
Wrong timestamp, it's 33:57
coney only losing because of actual trivia questions that he couldn't improv his way through is VERY in character
The music choices are seriously on point in this one. The Ace Attorney music over Wolfey's Rube Goldberg machine to get Make It Rain to heal, Gentle Madman on the therapy question. Incredible
Jan nodding along like he's listening to a really deep and insightful point as Wolfey rambles about Ash Ketchum's physical feats being enough to solo the Narutoverse 🤣
the nerds are nerding
Omg thank God I'm not the only one who thinks ash solos
I imagine him thinking about "oh he's right, Ash did this, this and this... What can I come up with to beat that up?"
And then "Goku."
Coney’s genuine reaction to finding out about the devil being a Pokémon is the highlight to me the way he really sounded so surprised made me laugh so much 😭
To be fair to him, Pokemon is one of those nerdy franchises that's much more popular now but it got some flack from Christian extremists back in the 90's who claimed it was the Devil targeting kids through these video games. So it's honestly hilarious that in Gen 4 Gamefreak went "yeah ok we're gonna add an all-mighty god and a major devil. Could be inspired by Buddism; could be Christianity... we're getting dubbed and we're cooking up world-building lore. Let's go!" I think Coney was just flabbergasted because of that bit of history making the whole thing more astonishing. Maybe they knew, maybe they didn't. Either way it's funny.
7:46 putting the timestamp here cause I also thought that was gold
"Diggersby has the ability Huge Power and I think the huge power is misogyny"
- Wolfey
That was wild😂
He also thinks dark types are conservative. I’m so confused
Do u guys think alphared fucked jaiden?
@@Joker-em6ozdark type in Japanese is evil type. Not that absurd
@@SYKOfun that’s some wild ass logical jumps
35:29 playing gentle madman when talking about therapy is so clever
"Diggersby has the ability Huge Power. So maybe that power is. Misogyny."
Sentences of all time.
12:42 "Maybe the huge power is misogyny" - Wolfe Youtubist, 2024
I unironically thought he was about to replace "huge" with "white" 💀
The correct answer is mimikyu, he’s in the klan
The clan was created by Democrats. As well as Jim crow laws and they apposed ending segregating and civil rights. They still say and do racist things even in live TV too. @@felixrogers1295
Yes because conservatives hate women based on nothing whatsoever.
@@felixrogers1295which democrats started not conservatives. There isn't any evidence at all anywhere period showing conservatives as racist.
love how coney min/maxxed his pokemon knowledge and dumped the stats into charisma instead. based
Oh my god i just realized what the phrase "min/maxxed" actually means...
I did know that putting everything into 1 stat and the others being low was minmaxxing but i never thought "minimum/maximum" meaning every statistic is either at its minimum or at its maximum...
That slash opened my eyes. I feel stupid
why is nobody talking about "maybe the huge power is misogyny" THAT TOOK ME *OUTT*
41:40 when Jan says ditto, he could actually have made a huge point in saying "I would just have a copy of myself, there is no better way to survive than to double my work force"
Or he could have the ditto copy other creatures in the island. That would probably help with hunting, reaching things that are too high up, underwater resources, etc
i think the actual result was much funnier lmao
he wasn't trying to be reasonable, he was trying to be funny, and the result was way better tbh
25:30 Jaiden just gave a full-on Family Feud "Naked Grandma" answer with ZERO hesitation.
Missed the opportunity to go for cocknballz tbh
43:40 wow, that’s the longest I’ve ever seen a group of youtubers rendered speechless, that’s the most impressive thing I’ve seen in a while
I was in tears. 😂
jan & coney had the most unhinged answers for that question lmfao
It really was lmao. Even if we take into account "I would eat the dog" it was still quite long.
And there is still a better answer even if you go "that" Path that even tastes better alcreamy
@@tomatias1879actually it’s Appletun canonically kids eat the pancakes in its back and it grows back plus it’s made of apple so that’s nutrition being added so you wouldn’t have to kill it but can have it as a bodyguard to kill enemies whilst also a constant food supply.
I'm surprised nobody said Furfrou for the speaking to the manager question, it just gives the vibe of "I'm sending you to the grave if you cut my hair even a millimeter too short."
No one thinks of furfrou unfortunately, one of my faves
seeing Coney confused for like 90% of these answers adds a layer of humor that makes this video 100 times better than it already was
Bro was so confident“THATS Plingus”
and honestly? he’s right. that is plingus
Its plingus
Why would anybody have any doubt when it's so obviously Plingus?
Dude you need to collab with Coney more, I've seen so many of his solo videos but never realized how much of a force of overwhelming chaos he is with other people
Coney's malicious grin when he asks if Ludicolo is a pineapple haunts my dreams
"I don't need a friend, I need Cramorant"
As the number one fan of the Cramorant Society, I can confirm that Cramorant is better than friendship.
The Lord God Birb, Cramorant.
@@poncho7626 Long may we praise his name!
wolfe IMMEDIATELY chiming in with incin with the amount of passion and vigor as an activist about a pokemon he DOES NOT LIKE is a prime example of the theory that hate and love are not opposites
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41:50 everyone's reactions to pchall's answer
coney: he's gonna f*ck the ditto
wolfie: can't the ditto only transform into you
jaiden: whats wrong with that though, i dont think we shame that part
Well, to make it better for yan, i dont think a ditto transform into a pokemon with the same sex as the other pokemon and makes an egg.
So i can imagine that a ditto can transform into a human woman.
@@kaiotrem358 xD so female yan?
@@ResaChiicoooooooooooooooooh? I need a ditto
@@kaiotrem358trans rates on the rise after experimentation with "oh i wonder what i would look like" gets so much easier. holy peak
The moment he said that... I was like... What about vaporeon?
25:44 real missed opportunity for Bawk Tuah
Coney winning a question by accidentally describing Chappell Roan is an all time answer
exactly what i was thinking
@@lemonsproutthefifth And alpharad now knows the absolute pain the host of Family Feud has to go through given the contestants.
I love Chappell roan so much omg
Which question was this for?
@@1unar_eclipse the americas next top model question
Wolfey genuinely answers like chatGPT. Full confidence, full on verbose bullocks.
But Plingus was absolutey right
Justice for the revavroom answer
@@kenthartig7065 how did Goku get the point but not that
10:20
"Incineroar!"
"Go on."
*Wolfe trauma dumps on Jacob about Incineroar*
We knew this was coming.
Jacob will never be free from trauma dumping
Would have loved to see a reverse question too, love the generic stereotyping lol
That rant from Wolfey about incineroar was personal 😂
Jaiden: mass genocide
Coney: when did they do that 😮
😂😂😂😂
It's also the most accurate one, as someone who actually read the manga. The Elite 4 are literally trying to kill all of humanity.
It was only attempted!!!!
If I remember correctly lance almost blew up a city
@@Captgroundhog No "almost" needed, pal.
The sentence “What if the huge power is misogyny?” Is the best sentence ever.
Getting explanations of Pokémon you don’t know solely based on questions like “who is the best at tax evasion” has to be some form of psychological torture, props to coney for staying sane in all of this
Let’s be real, Wolfey had the best answers. That is 100% Plingus from now on.
You know, there are very few people that can pull off a pink suit so well I don't even notice for 50 minutes.
Didn’t even notice till I read your comment
@@ssebial exactly the same
Coney's confusion during every single question was genuinely hilarious.
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It's impossible to make up a bit funnier than him progressively finding out how messed up the Pokemon universe is
I'll give it up for Coney: He could probably sell me a Subaru while only knowing about some Fords and Chevys.
The fact that Wolfey gives such crazy reasons that make sense is insane
10:23 Wolfey's explanation clearly came from a place of passion (and pain)
That abject Incineroar slander.
i dont think he noticed that incineroar is a heel(incineroar main speaking)
@@Luchabulnot slander, objectively true
@@chunkykongers1678The big cat lives his gimmick.
@@chunkykongers1678 Wolfey's a wrestling purist that only likes technical and high flying moves. Doesn't need showmanship because those are what he's watching for 😂
I love how "wave and smile" Wolfey is to others weird answers, sitting there smiling, completely oblivious.
For the "who can take out the most lions". My answer is Zoroark, Wolfey was onto something with the comradery thing and Zoroark would transform into a lion and gain their trust. It's pretty much the spy from TF2. Stab them in the back when their backs turned and never get caught.
Ayyyyyy Me and Wolfey on the same page with that deserted island question
My answer to that question is actually Gardevior. Based on the pokedex, if its trainer is in danger from these lions, the Gardevior will create a black hole to defeat the opponents, and that's just too overpowered to look past. A black hole would definitely defeat the most lions.
@@coltonhindahl804My answer is Kyogre. Without Groudon to act as a counter balance or Rayquaza to stop it in general, Kyogre could just flood them all and make them drown.
I’d say Zygarde. Considering the most broken moveset in the series, having 4 signature moves, all of them are moves that hit both pokemon in a double battle, and the way the moves work too. Thousand Arrows would pin them to the ground, Thousand Waves would prevent them from running away. And Land’s Wrath and Core enforcer would just take em out
My answer to it was Yveltal, purely because while it it a legendary and definitely could take out quite a few, especially because it can heal with oblivion wing. If and when it dies to the lions, it kills every living thing and reverts to a cocoon, thus killing an infinite amount of lions
Was absolutely expecting Jaiden's answer to "who solos the Naruto universe" to be
"Lion with a lion jacket"
When I saw Coney was in this vid, and that he had minimal knowledge about Pokemon, I assumed he'd be more comic relief than anything. Seeing how he was able to make convincing, passionate arguments, especially for Pokemon he was unfamiliar with, was a genuine surprise and fascinating to watch lol.
i hate to say but a lot of points were given to him that he didn't deserve. how he get a point for Prismarina when the Milotic answer makes so much sense and it's actually canon to the games
@@lixn.headless tbh that one worked better cause he had a rlly good convincing storyline for it instead of just 'it happens in the games'
How did nobody say Cubone for the therapy question? Bro literally wears his mom’s skull on his head.
what i was thinking
Or Espurr, man's vividly seen every atrocity committed
@@ArunaUtdor mimikyu
I fully expected Jan to answer Vaporeon 💀
Maybe banette, it exists cause it got abandoned by it's owner
18:55 Not jacob and jaiden with the synchronization head tilt at wolfey's swiftie talk lmao
Their shared braincell glitched.
I really thought Wolfey's explanation for the swiftie question was gonna be that Minior has so many different colors that can be associated with all her eras
Coney so proudly calling out ducklett, not even noticing the pair of human, high-heeled legs its fighting, was something else 😂
I didn't notice at first either lol
The answer to the thumbnail is Vaporeon. Poor creature needs it
bc of all the "fanart" ?
@@mogulmouse4952 and the copypasta
@@mogulmouse4952 that wasnt fanart that was live video
Nah, Gardevoir needed that way before Vaporeon ever did 😂
TRUEEEE
Coney's presence is EXACTLY the chaos I wanted, thank you for inviting him it's HILARIOUS.
the read of morpeko being a league player is CRAZY bc i have a friend who plays league and that’s exactly what they’d look like as a pokémon
Coney taking his dog to the island for the sole reason of farming them and eating it was VERY out of pocket
Everyone else's sheer fucking stunned silence too, the way that Jacob kept staring like "is this real?" While Wolfey just kept a blank smile on his face, fully oblivious
@@GrimmShane Coney was also super proud of his idea too, lmao
"We do love a Midwest princess around these parts. " Well spoken alpharad well spoken
42:05 is maybe the most i've laughed at a quiz video like this because coney's answer was genuinely insane LMAO
im so hungry i could eat a dog
What I found even funnier following this his sinister grin when he asked if Ludicolo is a pineapple at 44:20
@@bucktheguyy🐕 how hungry?
Also his reasoning being "well if you eat an arm it grows back"
No, that's like the opposite of what happens if you lose a limb lmao
@@ngotemna8875 If you eat it *slowly*, you aren't losing any limb, only eating surface level.(Sorry for the poor English.)
The sheer horrified silence of everyone during Coney’s speech for the deserted island question. Absolute knockout. Stunlock.
30:08 the look coney has of not understanding a single thing Jan is explaining is killing me
34:20 i love how the 2 nerd people are nerding together while coney is just oblivious
the brief pause before "the devil is a pokemon too?" is PURE GOLD
pChal closes his eyes for every answer. I think behind his eyelids are the cheatsheet Alpha gave him to study.
Hearing Wolfey explain his thought-out answers to Ace Attorney music is really funny
Cant belive they managed to get Sanji to host a pokemon gameshow
I loves coneys concern in “the devils a Pokemon?” With such fear in his voice like his worlds been shattered
Coney's cluelessness with Pokémon just made this video even funnier 😂
25:31 “Name something a burglar would not want to see, when he breaks into a house” type answer
"NAKED GRANDMA!"
@@omiadera Naked Gramma?!
25:59 should have won that tbh but that one was good
She knew of the Combusken with the questionable moveset not only because he's a friend of her, but also aware of his egglockes. Walking in to his room from time to time.
@@Jaxson62 shes literally a massive fan of blaziken, how would she not know combusken?
coney's confusion on "the devil is a pokemon too" genuinely put me in tears
Coney pronouncing Groudon like crouton just changed how I see its name.
You should hear how wolfey pronounces decidueye
That's how I pronounced it when I was a kid.
@@ItsHayden dekidooey is a classic
Him saying it as “Grudon” was way too funny.
5:03
Not enough people are talking about Coney's face and voice when he says this and I love his reaction so much😂