11:56 Woah woah woah! Weed is legal in Canada (where I live) but you still can’t bring it across a national border. It’s still considered drug trafficking if you bring it from the U.S. to Canada.
It's considered drug trafficking if you bring it between usa STATES... NATIONALLY. Muchless, into other countries 😮💨 The amount of people who don't know this, is _too dam high._
Honestly as a not super conventionally attractive and very non-active person, I would be a little upset with my friend if she tried to set me up with somebody without signing out if they would be even kind of interested in me. But the original poster should have maybe even talked to his friend about the types of girls he's attracted to and not attracted to casually to know if he might be interested in her. And if at that point it doesn't seem like he would be interested in her talk to your girlfriend and tell her that.
Or maybe just set the friends' expectations lower and just see if they connect now that they're all hanging out. OP suggested that, and I think it just seems like the best scenario. No pressure, and you get the chance to see if there's chemistry. Even if she isn't his usual type physically, there might be other things about her that he does like, or maybe she won't like him once they talk.
Story 1: I would have privately talked to Mike, if I were OP, to ask if he had any interest at all. If no, then approach your partner and say "nah he isnt interested I asked". And then you can keep your inside thoughts (like about people's appearance) inside. That said: don't comingle your friend and dating pools it makes break ups awkward.
I wouldn't trust OP to not say something out of pocket to describe the other girl. I think he'd say something like, hey, watch out my gf is trying to set you up with her plane Jane best friend.
@elaexplorer I mean I have had people try to set me up with others and if there is a major thing like they will usually mention it. Like "I know this isn't the kind of girl you usually go for lookswise" would have worked for OP when approaching Mike. Although usually they then follow it quickly with a "but xyz about them is totally up your alley" and it sounds like OP doesn't see any commonalities.
THC: his wife sounds dumb. If that was my spouse, I’m gonna lay down all the cons and let them know I won’t bail them out and all parties involved have written agreement to bail said spouse out if something goes wrong.
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that story confused me because the only thing that would change it if he did it at work would be that he risk getting in trouble for it. He could literally print it at a print shop and tell her he did it as job and she would have no clue. Massive red flag, but she is willing to die on that hill.
Psa it is NOT legal to cross the US/CAN border with THC and/or ganga. Even if it is legal in both places. If you have a prescription - bring it. Especially if it's a banned substance.
DO NOT BRING WEED to any country that is legal, is not fine either !!! Also, if you have prescription medications you can bring them to a lot of countries just fine!!!
everyone sucks in the first story...setting people up is a bad thing and saying people are too ugly is also a bad thing have a big friend gathering and see if they get along if not then let it go but now that 0possiblity is even ruined because the girlfriend hyped up her friend. she may bug him now if he doesn't show interest.
As someone who was kinda in OPs position in the first story he should have said nothing but the gf is also wrong. It's better to say nothing and hopefully it happens naturally instead of potentially setting a friend up for failure
1:48 John im with you 😂 I do sometimes listen to music a lil bit faster but for the reason that I think my brain’s tricking me that the songs ive used to listen became slower loll😂😂
😮…wait printers print papers pre-stapled….!? I never knew that was a thing!!!!!🤯 When that pre-printer-page pops-up I just know what “layout” and “amount of copies” means. I don’t even know what the word “collated” means to be shocked with that too…but it prints stapled…!? They have an internal stapler!!!??? You’ve got to be kidding me🫨 I kinda wanna get an office job now….to have a little fun learning about the printer😏😁 Teach us your ways John!!!! We do need that training. Eager student here! 🤓
Yes, if your printing like a handbook, some of them will put a spiral binding on them, or the plastic ring binding. Even the lower end office printers (without the binding ability) will turn each book 90 degrees to separate the books. I used to have to embed printer programming language into my programs to get it so do certain boring things like setting the border, underline, italics, bold, etc. I do not recommend an office job though. Half the time, half the people have nothing to do but gossip and make trouble.
That story is why I can’t stand weed users. They say oh it’s not addictive but that wife is literally risking JAIL to commit a CRIME just to have some weed one night? Stilud. Just stupid. And you know how criminals get caught? Thinking they’re too smart to get caught.
Just popping in to say that my 15/16 year old self took my 22/23 year old boyfriend to homecoming and prom in 98/99. Boomer parents literally did not give af.
The first op sucks, what a horrible attitude to have. He's literally looking down on Sue and deciding (for everyone) that she isn't good enough for his precious buddy. A lot of buff guys are into big girls! That last comment was so right, the couple need to stop making decisions for everyone around them 😅
I am a little torn about the OP calling the friend unattractive. Knowing he could be an unreliable narrator, he did not come right out and say that. His girlfriend kept pushing about wanting to hook up her friend with Mike. OP kept ignoring it at first then sound like he tried to get his girlfriend to lower her expectations and let it be something that happens on its own. When she then asked why Mike wouldn’t date her friend he explained the type of people Mike dates. Yes he could have done it better but it also did sound like he didn’t care if it happened but just did not like his wife telling her friend all about Mike and hyping her up about them hooking up at their group outing. So I almost would call the girlfriend a little more of an asshole than him. Both suck, but I am not sure I want to say that his behavior is as vile as it was made out to be.
It has come to my attention he has deleted his account But what I remember from seeing is he posted about his wife cheating on him with (I can't remember since it's reddit and it's usually one or the other) his friend or her coworker.
I think everyone should wait till this weekend introduce everyone to each other and see where it goes from there Your girlfriend needs to stop forcing relationships and you need to let Mike decide for himself You say Mike has dated coventionaly attractive women biut if that's never worked out maybe he'll give Sue a try Or maybe Mike finds her attractive Or maybe Sue won't be attracted to Mike You never know ESH This is not controlling behavior this is you stopping your girlfriend from committing an illegal act getting herself and possibly you in deep trouble There are places where those gummies are legal Why would true friends want her to get in trouble Let her know if she ends up in jail you're ending things with her Swetie Dear Husband gave up all rights to say anything when he cheated on you which is bad enough in and of itself But with your best friend AND while you're in the hospital and in your materal bed Nope that's just gross Be careful letting him see the kids as he seems to be keen on making you look bad He's making a big deal about not liking the name and not wanting to give you child support maybe he needs to see them less Your friend is a loser too Enjoy your new relationship and leave them in the dust Attention macho men Fatherhood is more then a d*CK and a paycheck Grown man still running crying to Mommy Hey less stress on you Let her spoon-feed him for the rest of his life Since he only provides cash anyway file for sole costudy and demand child support from the sperm donor NTA So you should risk your job and possibly legal ramifications for her when there's morally and completely ligit ways to go about it which you offered to do NTA
He convinced her to keep the pregnancy and was cheating on her the whole time?! What a piece of garbage.
my thoughts exactly! what was that guy on ??? 🤨
It happens all the time.
11:56 Woah woah woah! Weed is legal in Canada (where I live) but you still can’t bring it across a national border. It’s still considered drug trafficking if you bring it from the U.S. to Canada.
It's considered drug trafficking if you bring it between usa STATES... NATIONALLY. Muchless, into other countries 😮💨 The amount of people who don't know this, is _too dam high._
Honestly as a not super conventionally attractive and very non-active person, I would be a little upset with my friend if she tried to set me up with somebody without signing out if they would be even kind of interested in me. But the original poster should have maybe even talked to his friend about the types of girls he's attracted to and not attracted to casually to know if he might be interested in her. And if at that point it doesn't seem like he would be interested in her talk to your girlfriend and tell her that.
Or maybe just set the friends' expectations lower and just see if they connect now that they're all hanging out. OP suggested that, and I think it just seems like the best scenario. No pressure, and you get the chance to see if there's chemistry. Even if she isn't his usual type physically, there might be other things about her that he does like, or maybe she won't like him once they talk.
Story 1: I would have privately talked to Mike, if I were OP, to ask if he had any interest at all. If no, then approach your partner and say "nah he isnt interested I asked". And then you can keep your inside thoughts (like about people's appearance) inside.
That said: don't comingle your friend and dating pools it makes break ups awkward.
I wouldn't trust OP to not say something out of pocket to describe the other girl. I think he'd say something like, hey, watch out my gf is trying to set you up with her plane Jane best friend.
@elaexplorer I mean I have had people try to set me up with others and if there is a major thing like they will usually mention it. Like "I know this isn't the kind of girl you usually go for lookswise" would have worked for OP when approaching Mike. Although usually they then follow it quickly with a "but xyz about them is totally up your alley" and it sounds like OP doesn't see any commonalities.
Story 3:
OP: He called me the c word . . .
Me: DIVORCE!!!!!!
THC: his wife sounds dumb. If that was my spouse, I’m gonna lay down all the cons and let them know I won’t bail them out and all parties involved have written agreement to bail said spouse out if something goes wrong.
Legally you can't bring THC over state lines even if both states allow recreational or medicinal use.
merch idea? "The Lion, The Witch, and The Audacity of this B*tch" :)
Loved the substitute "illegal" John 😂😂
I just discovered you guys recently because of a recommendation from a random person online. You guys are awesome!!! Funny and entertaining and it's something for me to watch/listen to while I eat lunch and dinner. 🔥
Josh is slowly becoming a Filipino with that "under the weder" hahaha
that story confused me because the only thing that would change it if he did it at work would be that he risk getting in trouble for it. He could literally print it at a print shop and tell her he did it as job and she would have no clue. Massive red flag, but she is willing to die on that hill.
The third story reminds me of Demi Lovatos song 29, specifically the lyrics “finally 29, 17 would never cross my mind”.
Psa it is NOT legal to cross the US/CAN border with THC and/or ganga. Even if it is legal in both places.
If you have a prescription - bring it. Especially if it's a banned substance.
DO NOT BRING WEED to any country that is legal, is not fine either !!! Also, if you have prescription medications you can bring them to a lot of countries just fine!!!
This is one of the funniest comments you guys have with all the pun and inside stories you share. Really made my Friday! ✨
hes absolutely not the only who listens to music faster, nightcore is a genre of sorts where u speed up and pitch up a pre-existing song lol
Story 4: She absolutely needs to divorce him.
I'm so sick of men-children.
Sean complaining about a sore throat and at the same time "Muuuum!!"😂😂😂
everyone sucks in the first story...setting people up is a bad thing and saying people are too ugly is also a bad thing have a big friend gathering and see if they get along if not then let it go but now that 0possiblity is even ruined because the girlfriend hyped up her friend. she may bug him now if he doesn't show interest.
You guys are awesome! You never miss.
As someone who was kinda in OPs position in the first story he should have said nothing but the gf is also wrong. It's better to say nothing and hopefully it happens naturally instead of potentially setting a friend up for failure
Oh my gosh, thanks for that intro, Josh, my first workweek after the holidays was HARD! I felt that in my bonessss❤😂
idk if yall realize this but the spotify audio is a previous episode. not the one in the title. lots of love 🫶🏾🫶🏾
Tell your wife to take the pdf file of the cookbook to Kinkos or wherever they print and bound books.
1:48 John im with you 😂 I do sometimes listen to music a lil bit faster but for the reason that I think my brain’s tricking me that the songs ive used to listen became slower loll😂😂
😮…wait printers print papers pre-stapled….!? I never knew that was a thing!!!!!🤯
When that pre-printer-page pops-up I just know what “layout” and “amount of copies” means. I don’t even know what the word “collated” means to be shocked with that too…but it prints stapled…!? They have an internal stapler!!!???
You’ve got to be kidding me🫨
I kinda wanna get an office job now….to have a little fun learning about the printer😏😁
Teach us your ways John!!!! We do need that training. Eager student here! 🤓
Yes, if your printing like a handbook, some of them will put a spiral binding on them, or the plastic ring binding. Even the lower end office printers (without the binding ability) will turn each book 90 degrees to separate the books. I used to have to embed printer programming language into my programs to get it so do certain boring things like setting the border, underline, italics, bold, etc. I do not recommend an office job though. Half the time, half the people have nothing to do but gossip and make trouble.
That story is why I can’t stand weed users.
They say oh it’s not addictive but that wife is literally risking JAIL to commit a CRIME just to have some weed one night?
Stilud. Just stupid. And you know how criminals get caught? Thinking they’re too smart to get caught.
Wait, no one made the joke: DuBIE more like Do-BYE! Gonna need to up the dad joke game if any of y'all plan to become dads 😄
Eh, they kind of did at 17:30 lol
Dubai has sentenced people to death for drug offences, apparently.
"apparently" if u have proof share it but don't share info that could be harmful. lets not stereotype countries that u don't know about.
There’s a crack in my phone screen that makes Josh look like he’s missing a front tooth
Story 3: She's already a single mom, she just happens to live in a 2 income household.
Loved the niche Family Guy reference John
The Monday episode appears to have been posted again on spotify as today's episode
Not listening to music faster? THE DISRESPECT TO NIGHTCORE!!
Hello world! Wake up Uncles are streaming!
Just popping in to say that my 15/16 year old self took my 22/23 year old boyfriend to homecoming and prom in 98/99. Boomer parents literally did not give af.
2:00 bestie don’t worry nightcore is still top
3:09 nightcore?
Mondays ep seems to have been reuploaded for today in podcasting platforms.
The first op sucks, what a horrible attitude to have. He's literally looking down on Sue and deciding (for everyone) that she isn't good enough for his precious buddy. A lot of buff guys are into big girls! That last comment was so right, the couple need to stop making decisions for everyone around them 😅
I disagree with the first take entirely.
I am a little torn about the OP calling the friend unattractive. Knowing he could be an unreliable narrator, he did not come right out and say that. His girlfriend kept pushing about wanting to hook up her friend with Mike. OP kept ignoring it at first then sound like he tried to get his girlfriend to lower her expectations and let it be something that happens on its own. When she then asked why Mike wouldn’t date her friend he explained the type of people Mike dates. Yes he could have done it better but it also did sound like he didn’t care if it happened but just did not like his wife telling her friend all about Mike and hyping her up about them hooking up at their group outing. So I almost would call the girlfriend a little more of an asshole than him. Both suck, but I am not sure I want to say that his behavior is as vile as it was made out to be.
2nd story: go look at dudes post history. Please.
It has come to my attention he has deleted his account
But what I remember from seeing is he posted about his wife cheating on him with (I can't remember since it's reddit and it's usually one or the other) his friend or her coworker.
I think everyone should wait till this weekend introduce everyone to each other and see where it goes from there Your girlfriend needs to stop forcing relationships and you need to let Mike decide for himself You say Mike has dated coventionaly attractive women biut if that's never worked out maybe he'll give Sue a try Or maybe Mike finds her attractive Or maybe Sue won't be attracted to Mike You never know ESH This is not controlling behavior this is you stopping your girlfriend from committing an illegal act getting herself and possibly you in deep trouble There are places where those gummies are legal Why would true friends want her to get in trouble Let her know if she ends up in jail you're ending things with her Swetie Dear Husband gave up all rights to say anything when he cheated on you which is bad enough in and of itself But with your best friend AND while you're in the hospital and in your materal bed Nope that's just gross Be careful letting him see the kids as he seems to be keen on making you look bad He's making a big deal about not liking the name and not wanting to give you child support maybe he needs to see them less Your friend is a loser too Enjoy your new relationship and leave them in the dust Attention macho men Fatherhood is more then a d*CK and a paycheck Grown man still running crying to Mommy Hey less stress on you Let her spoon-feed him for the rest of his life Since he only provides cash anyway file for sole costudy and demand child support from the sperm donor NTA So you should risk your job and possibly legal ramifications for her when there's morally and completely ligit ways to go about it which you offered to do NTA