Take Rum! Can't be a sea king without a good supply of rum! (Also if you occupy every primary holding in an invasion you can take lands outside of the kingdom you've invaded, taking even more kingdoms and of course more holding equals more people to sacrifice!!)
Invade Rum because every province you siege you will get when you win even if it is outside the war goal, like if you invade northern France but siege all of Frances provinces you will get the hole country
Just gonna add little thing, Invasion cb from Alexander bloodline does give you all of the land it was stated(for example, Lotharingia) when you win, yes, but it also gives you ALL of the provinces you have occupied. So, for example, you are fighting for Romania that is owned by Byzantium, but you went a little bit too far, and you ended up occupying entire god damn empire, once you send them demands for them to surrender, you will get ALL of Byzantium. Every single province you occupied? Yours . So, if you want, you can use that cb to conquer rest of HRE and avoid border gore if ya want. But remember, you are IMMORTAL, and this cb is once per LIFETIME, 100 stat man would have to die for you to be able to use it again, so chose wisely.
I like to imagine Stat Man is a Primarch and this isn’t earth it’s a distant feudal world where the capricious tides of the warp and ruinous powers sent his pod.
R for Rum - you need the largest landmass so that the Great Khan will come directly for you, and you can duel him directly for the fate of Europe. Alexander, get upstaged.
@@klarinettensemble4036 The Eastern half of the Roman empire was Greek (The empire was divided between Theodosius the Great's sons) but originally The Empire was Roman. The Sultanate of Rum was named "Rum" because it meant "Roman/Greek" because they (Turks) invaded the "Roman" Empire (Byzantine Empire to other people).
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! MAIM, KILL, EXECUTE AND BURN!! *Ahem* Sorry about that.. That was me praying to my god. 100 Stat man.
I must ask that you consider the possibility of waiting for the mongols to expand as far as they can and then invade them. You are the blood of Alexander, you do not take petty kingdoms. You enslave the greatest empire before yours so as to enter lore and legend as the god emperor. Also it would be kinda fun so I say M!
Invade RUM because you should follow the steps of your forfathers and go where your ancestor alexander went , exept yoh should conquer what he couldnt , you should take india
100 Stat Man has the same conquering spirit as Daenerys Targaryen, combined with the gross, old-man lustful disposition and innumerable descendants of Walter Frey... So fucking scary to contemplate...!
I believe that the sunset invasion event scales with the size/power of the nation it spawns in. So if it drops in the empire of sweden, over 1,000,000 aztecs will be doomstacking and carpet-sieging their way across europe.
@@NateThe_Great24 If that happens, the seas will run red with Aztec blood for eternities to come and 100 stat man will construct an entire castle made from their bones.
E for England. But just so you know, if you declare invasion you take any land that you have conquered. So if you conquer/control all of the lands that England controls, (and maybe it's allies?), you take that land as well.
I have done similiar things But not that much instead close to a hundred or something.. I always like to run with my retinue pillaging cities.. Not even neccesarily for the gold because I am not even taking my ships with me.. Usally only to get bloodlines and traits.. Plenty of related bloodlines to raiding.. And ofcourse the joy of seeing the family tree of a rival ruler whom has 75% of their relatives executed in some horrific way by your ruler..
E so then they will be educated about the legendary man known as 100 stat man and so then they know where their true God is and may be able to kneel in front of him and ask for mercy
why just 100 stat man ? not 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 stat man
Is this a joke? Rum! You must fulfill Alexander's legacy, and conquer the known world!
Yes! Do your Ancestors proud! A Bloodline goes both ways!
ON! TO THE NEAR EAST!
Ditto
Duds Vult!
THE INVASION OF RUM!
R for Rum because you are the rightful heir of Alexander and tis your lands
RUM! CONQUER RUM because it is the largest tag
U would reform alexanders empire that way
invasion only allows to take a single de jure kingdom not the whole tag
@@joshsatanson635 Then the largest tag in RUM, just that RUM deserves to lose land
Imagine reading about this monster in a history book lmao
Well he is immortal so you could even read about him in the newspaper.
Even on the Internet as well
@@math3000 you could Meet him.
@@iminsecurebut1215 ^ at night when you go to get a biscuit with tea.
Math internet won’t even exist cuz this dude’s gonna rampage the planet
R for Rum! They're the biggest.
R for rum because you can restore Alexander's kingdom.
Invade Rum. It takes up like half the map. It’s free real estate
Free real estateman
Take Rum! Can't be a sea king without a good supply of rum! (Also if you occupy every primary holding in an invasion you can take lands outside of the kingdom you've invaded, taking even more kingdoms and of course more holding equals more people to sacrifice!!)
Another Reason to take Rum is it gives you a base to take India because you need India for all of the tea they have!!
@@rileysteer5757 after curb stomping rum the all who lay claim to Rome have been defeated
Invade Rum because every province you siege you will get when you win even if it is outside the war goal, like if you invade northern France but siege all of Frances provinces you will get the hole country
But why is the rum gone?
And because Stat man doesn't need a reason to invade.
17:07 "I'm about to execute 219 people and I don't feel a thing..." -Ainz Tea Gold
R
Rum is obviously the best place and will get you closer to actually restoring alexander's empire!
"The head of The Catholic Church is a nice place to raid"
*THE SWISS GUARD HAVE JOINED THE SERVER*
R=rum because you need you drinks
After this you should convert to EU4 and 100 stat the Cherokee.
Imagine the empire with all the PUs that 100 stat man could make.
N = cause borders...
E = cause "historical" fun time
F = ...baguettes...?
L = border gore....agian....
P = easy pesy
Just gonna add little thing, Invasion cb from Alexander bloodline does give you all of the land it was stated(for example, Lotharingia) when you win, yes, but it also gives you ALL of the provinces you have occupied.
So, for example, you are fighting for Romania that is owned by Byzantium, but you went a little bit too far, and you ended up occupying entire god damn empire, once you send them demands for them to surrender, you will get ALL of Byzantium.
Every single province you occupied? Yours
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So, if you want, you can use that cb to conquer rest of HRE and avoid border gore if ya want.
But remember, you are IMMORTAL, and this cb is once per LIFETIME, 100 stat man would have to die for you to be able to use it again, so chose wisely.
Lemon fucking squeezy
I like to imagine Stat Man is a Primarch and this isn’t earth it’s a distant feudal world where the capricious tides of the warp and ruinous powers sent his pod.
E
because they will be our tea farming slaves
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E
E
E
No one:
Spiffing Britt:*executes whole game
TAKE ALL OF RUM IT IS THE PROMISE LAND THE PEOPLE THERE MUST BE GERMANIZED
I hear the people of Rum have literal rum in their veins
I don’t think you can take all of rum with that invasion casus belli, I think it’s only for a single kingdom
Spiff: Fyklir
What the game says: Fylkir.
Reading 100.
R for Rum
You are the inheritor of Alexander's legacy. You should claim his empire.
R for Rum - you need the largest landmass so that the Great Khan will come directly for you, and you can duel him directly for the fate of Europe. Alexander, get upstaged.
R for Rum to kill the most
With the amount of land Rum has, an invasion of Rum would be great for you.
Invade R for Rum because statman
R
Entire of Rum !!!!!
10/10 More Sacrifices to 100 Stat Man, would watch again
E for England. If the Irish won't do it, we need 100 Stat to bring blood.
1/10 need more Sacrifices
If you need a reason to invade a catholic country just say they stage a revolt in Germany.
13:47 really disappointed he didn't throw up an image of Seaking somewhere in this bit
R for Rum! Because as the heir of Alexander you should own his old conquests.
Every time he says "execute" I keep expecting to hear him say "Order 66." I have no idea why but it always happens. LOL
Make the İnvasion of RUM because alexander would do so but more importantly rum sounds like rom and we like rom
Rum is actually a turkish successor of Rome. Rum is greek (i think?) and means Rome
@@klarinettensemble4036 The Eastern half of the Roman empire was Greek (The empire was divided between Theodosius the Great's sons) but originally The Empire was Roman. The Sultanate of Rum was named "Rum" because it meant "Roman/Greek" because they (Turks) invaded the "Roman" Empire (Byzantine Empire to other people).
Watching Spiff play this game is ten times better than playing it myself. Holy 100 stat man, give us strength.
Rum! Because it's always gone :(
Butt butt.... Why is the rum gone?
On Your Marx WHY’S THE RUM ALWAYS GONE!?
E
Reason:the great 100 would bring glory to the land
W-
For world
Because statman wouldn’t stop at a single kingdom
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! MAIM, KILL, EXECUTE AND BURN!! *Ahem* Sorry about that.. That was me praying to my god. 100 Stat man.
100 Stat Man seems like he's some kind of mythical troll tyrant, I keep imagining him as King Throgg from Warhammer.
No this is just the Warhammer 40k unification wars
I lol'd hard when the Marshall kept killing your wifes :'D
Must of had a good reason
E because we need some fish and chips
E, it is time you retake your homeland, Sir Brit of spiffington
Rum! To The East MEN!!!
Poland i'm from there and your way of thinking beats any politician's way of thinking over here.
E for England so that you can seize the means of the tea production
Also to get rid of ISP
He stands no chance against 100 stat man!
The tea is produced in India, we just drink it.
Now that's a true Noble goal, to end is
ISorrow's suffering and stop all artillery only!
@@vetrynsfriendbluejay1217 seize the means of consumption???
@@vetrynsfriendbluejay1217 I do know that tea is produced in India but I just want to make a joke.
The screams....they only get easier, but they don't get quieter, great germanic gods that was loud
“Borrowing some of their people” lmao also invade N!
E- Historical, they belong under the rule of the true gods
Yeah no
R for Rum.
I must ask that you consider the possibility of waiting for the mongols to expand as far as they can and then invade them. You are the blood of Alexander, you do not take petty kingdoms. You enslave the greatest empire before yours so as to enter lore and legend as the god emperor.
Also it would be kinda fun so I say M!
R for ALL OF RUM
E
Ck2 is known for it’s “Historical Accuracy”
Invade RUM because you should follow the steps of your forfathers and go where your ancestor alexander went , exept yoh should conquer what he couldnt , you should take india
that poor guy in Epirus just lost his entire family at the hands of the Sea King that turned up with a quarter of a million men
why not Rum to do what Alexander did
100 Stat Man has the same conquering spirit as Daenerys Targaryen, combined with the gross, old-man lustful disposition and innumerable descendants of Walter Frey...
So fucking scary to contemplate...!
If you have the whole Aztec DLC youll be having alot more fun considering they are meant to be unbeatable.
no for the stat man...
I believe that the sunset invasion event scales with the size/power of the nation it spawns in. So if it drops in the empire of sweden, over 1,000,000 aztecs will be doomstacking and carpet-sieging their way across europe.
@@NateThe_Great24 Dear 100 stat man please protect us the weak from the heretic invasion of the Aztecs.
Sounds like the 100 stat man might have enough blood to sate his gods thirst for but an hour
@@NateThe_Great24 If that happens, the seas will run red with Aztec blood for eternities to come and 100 stat man will construct an entire castle made from their bones.
13:56 (...) and we are The medieval grumps
R for Rum
Just subscribed.
That is one hell of an infectious laugh!
E for England. But just so you know, if you declare invasion you take any land that you have conquered. So if you conquer/control all of the lands that England controls, (and maybe it's allies?), you take that land as well.
Nah do rum, follow the footsteps of Alexander
A for All. Take what is yours 100 stat man.
England because not even Rome could conquer it all. Then rule the waves?
Rome did conquer all of England
@@ollyravenhill7341 Are you guys mistaking England and Britain?
Artificial Gravitas ah you have me there my friend my mistake.
@@ollyravenhill7341 NP
@@artificialgravitas8954 My mistake as well I took his comment as the whole isle not just England but Wales and Scotland as well.
The god emperor of humankind, 100 Stat Man
i am new around here but isnt "100 Stat M"an should already be called "100 Stat God"?
No because that would be blasphemous
@@bobby8012 But 100 stat man is an actual pagan God.
@@11facehugger Did my comment get deleted? wot?
@@bobby8012 Nope, can still see it...
The son of Statman, Dave
Most unlikely youtube crossover of all time
.....executes 200 TH-cam crashes for me, worth
Sameeeeee
Damn thanks for the Warning, I have around 500 peeps in my prison and i don't want to chrash executing them all.
Just be brittish *RULE BRITANNIA,BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVES*
I have done similiar things But not that much instead close to a hundred or something.. I always like to run with my retinue pillaging cities.. Not even neccesarily for the gold because I am not even taking my ships with me..
Usally only to get bloodlines and traits.. Plenty of related bloodlines to raiding.. And ofcourse the joy of seeing the family tree of a rival ruler whom has 75% of their relatives executed in some horrific way by your ruler..
RUM
E. You are a viking after all
E- more blood for the 100 man!!!
You took my picture!!!
Fake internet outrage
E.. lets repeat the history.
Perfectly spiffy
E so then they will be educated about the legendary man known as 100 stat man and so then they know where their true God is and may be able to kneel in front of him and ask for mercy
I Love this Series!
we need to make it realistic! E for England
Rum, you must reclaim your rightful lands!
why just 100 stat man ? not 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 stat man
Go for Rum, the Norse blood of Alexander needs to paint the sands of Mesopotamia Red. Praise 100 Stat Man!
RULE SWEDEN! SWEDEN RULE THE WORLD!
this mean you need to take England's place
I ..... need.....MOAR
E why bloody not
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
The game was so appalled that it shut itself down. XD
Caaaaaaaarl, there is a dead human in our house Caaarl
E, they haven't had any problems except for your raiding.
Blood for the blood god.
England? I only see Western Sweden
E for England, historic and seems fitting of a Sea King.
e to stop imperialism before it starts
Brilliant ending
N because the borders will look better
R because you must follow your great ancestor Alexander!
E because we need to get some tea makers so our colonialism can intensify
The Sea king is the supreme leader of the Sea men.
E because I want stat man not may
N. Gotta take whats yours by birthright.