CK2 But My Son IS THE DEVIL! Crusader Kings 2 Holy Fury 0 Stat Man (Funny Moments)

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  • @nerdygamingofficial
    @nerdygamingofficial 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1677

    Can we continue this series with his demon son that would be awesome

  • @TimiPigeon
    @TimiPigeon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +860

    Please continue as King Elis the Devil!! One of the most interesting characters I’ve seen yet

    • @bignasty102589
      @bignasty102589 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I've seen the Devil (s)pawn event before, but what happens when the player controls this character?

    • @LizzieLeporidae
      @LizzieLeporidae 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@bignasty102589 With the Monks and Mystics DLC, they become head of Lucifer's Own. If I remember correctly, they also get an event spawned army alongside three really good female courtiers.

    • @wesselstolze9555
      @wesselstolze9555 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@bignasty102589 there is also a chance of opening a pit to hell (reaeaeeaeallyyyy rare) that hase nothing to do with the line but together shit happends

    • @zelg.5551
      @zelg.5551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@LizzieLeporidae Can you get immortal as devil spawn? I'm now curious what would happen if you conquer everything as one. I feel like it would be a missed opportunity if there wasn't some hidden flavor text for achieving such a feat.

    • @alternamasaki429
      @alternamasaki429 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This comment has 666 likes by the time i post this

  • @dreadpenguinlord340
    @dreadpenguinlord340 6 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    I have to say, seeing your son go from all-zero origins to becoming his very own self-made 100-stat-man would be pretty awesome!

  • @miguelrodriguez3085
    @miguelrodriguez3085 6 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    You should play satan child. Its too perfect.

  • @ColCoal
    @ColCoal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Oh shit! He finally said Apostate instead of Apostle!

    • @DIEGhostfish
      @DIEGhostfish 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That made me smile too.

  • @mr.spaghettiarms1473
    @mr.spaghettiarms1473 6 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    Spiffing I have to say I am enjoying these ck2 videos very much

  • @immortalis7577
    @immortalis7577 6 ปีที่แล้ว +441

    Challenge: Play with King elis, and kill the pope!!!!!

    • @Twidleythegnome
      @Twidleythegnome 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Fully mutilate, torture & humiliate him first obvs

    • @josephcola9662
      @josephcola9662 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      YES. bonus points if you somehow found a Satanist religion.

    • @AlissonNeves2
      @AlissonNeves2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@josephcola9662 Satan religion? is this really possible?

    • @josephcola9662
      @josephcola9662 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@AlissonNeves2 I dunno, I don't play CK2. You can refound the Norse faith and proclaim yourself one of it's gods, so Satanism shouldn't be in the realm of impossibility.

    • @NotChicoAndPico
      @NotChicoAndPico 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@josephcola9662 There is a Satanistic cult, but no way to make it into a recognised religion.

  • @Gormathius
    @Gormathius 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    12:27 Imagine if the secret to getting into shape was just obeying someone telling you to get into shape and just not be fat. No dieting or regular exercise or anything, literally just obey the first person telling you to stop being fat.

  • @sinjull2256
    @sinjull2256 6 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Now I want you to continue playing as the Demon child! You have to continue as he is slowly becoming 100 stat man by game mechanics!

  • @andresarancio6696
    @andresarancio6696 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Steve was struggling with sickness and being a completly normal down to earth man while the devil son was basically Hellboy, a lucifer spawn who became a good lad somehow

  • @slurmsmckenzie1390
    @slurmsmckenzie1390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "A homosexual that is also an impaler" is my favorite line from this episode lol

  • @danielknight8351
    @danielknight8351 6 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    I want to see the adventures of King Elis!

  • @ShiroHikarii
    @ShiroHikarii 6 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Your son is a Spawn of Lucifer, not a Pawn of Lucifer.

    • @vonfaustien3957
      @vonfaustien3957 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This is crusader kings what are are your spawn but pawns to be merryed iff and sacrificed for your gain? And why are you expecting the literal devil to care more his children than European nobility

    • @saittugrulturhal
      @saittugrulturhal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Von Faustien Because the devils goal is to prove to god that humans are beneath him and that he shouldn’t be forced to bow to them. If he is as bad as the humans he despises and wants to trick how can he still prove that he was right? Meaning he probably should care more for his spawn than European nobility

    • @vonfaustien3957
      @vonfaustien3957 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@saittugrulturhal huh that actually kind of makes sense.

    • @CAMSLAYER13
      @CAMSLAYER13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Somali Kid religion is a mine field of interpretations

  • @KuueenKumi
    @KuueenKumi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "King Ellis, the legitimized bastard who is shrewd, uncouth, brawny, a genius who's strong, a homosexual who is also an impaler, they're lustful, they're deceitful, they're ambitious, they're cruel, they're gluttonous, they're brave, they're wrathful, they are envious, they're gregarious, they're paranoid, they're greedy, they're possessed. They are a voice of Satan who saw a holy comet, who's now started speaking in tongues, giving them -20 Diplomacy. They're pious, they've recently went carousing, they despise the aristocrats, they've won a few duels, they have quite a good bit of duel experience, but they are merciless."
    This could be a sitcom. He's a gay demon spawn, pious to the Dark Lord with whom he speaks, and who hates the rich. He's brawny and strong and has excellent physique. Yet he's a greedy and cruel King who takes what he wants, sexually or monetarily, and might duel you to a vicious death about it. And in negotiations he's constantly on his guard, speaking to himself, the Dark Lord, and the diplomats in his court. It makes things confusing.

    • @johart309
      @johart309 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He also got a military advice from Jesus, but apparently forgot all about it later on

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    "Eh, it could have been worse"

    • @C4Cole05
      @C4Cole05 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Justin Y. more like Justin *WHY* *ARE* *YOU* *HERE*

    • @akselirantanen5310
      @akselirantanen5310 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah it really could

    • @amogusenjoyer
      @amogusenjoyer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Justin Y. You watched 3mins of the vid but ok 🤔

    • @ferbintegabriel4714
      @ferbintegabriel4714 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Notice meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    • @noahjohnson935
      @noahjohnson935 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm suprised you've come to this side of TH-cam. I've never seen you on a CK2 video before

  • @kkkk-uh1cu
    @kkkk-uh1cu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0 stat man: existing
    The devil: I like this one lol

  • @Rhinlord
    @Rhinlord 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    *Burns Apostate*
    "Thats how Mafia works"

    • @wabch
      @wabch 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      9:36
      "Thats how Mafia works"

  • @__-yx7ys
    @__-yx7ys 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Why am I not surprised.....

    • @__-yx7ys
      @__-yx7ys 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@thespiffingbrit :(

    • @__-yx7ys
      @__-yx7ys 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Kaiser Wilhelm II hey there willy ;)

    • @Gloriankithsanus
      @Gloriankithsanus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DhonJoe Should've teamed up with allies and conquer the world in the name of democracy. Can't be attacked by the allies if you're allied to the allies.

  • @samuelsims6747
    @samuelsims6747 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    A devil man series in the works? Featuring zero stat man’s son

  • @mitchverr9330
    @mitchverr9330 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I have simply no idea how the hell Elis became such a damn unit, you made no attempt to guide him down that path did you?
    Also holy crap, you actually said apostate correctly!

  • @ethanworner864
    @ethanworner864 6 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    When is 100 stat man coming back?

    • @angreif
      @angreif 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@thespiffingbrit Woo!

    • @minionmaster9745
      @minionmaster9745 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@thespiffingbrit yess

    • @battleofjericho4540
      @battleofjericho4540 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yes

    • @willwalsh7591
      @willwalsh7591 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@thespiffingbrit when is next video

    • @sleep3417
      @sleep3417 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@willwalsh7591 Asking the real questions here

  • @unknownuser4692
    @unknownuser4692 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Elis of Dunoting was surprisingly the greatest non-100 Stat Man I have been ever seen how did this even happen!!???!!?

    • @NotChicoAndPico
      @NotChicoAndPico 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      A child of Satan is forced to have multiple set characteristics, so they do tend to have the highest average stats in the game.

    • @unknownuser4692
      @unknownuser4692 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@NotChicoAndPico makes sense

  • @yuyaplays9311
    @yuyaplays9311 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Spif you need to keep going with Steve's demon son.

  • @franksloe5087
    @franksloe5087 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I wanna see the demon child series continued

  • @pyrohawkrthedrunkinaussy9882
    @pyrohawkrthedrunkinaussy9882 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Demon son playthru!!! The People Demand It

  • @C4Cole05
    @C4Cole05 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    What if 0 Stat Man is somehow related to 100 Stat Man and Spiff makes 100 Stat Man the King of Whales in the main campaign
    No the 100 Stat Dynasty cannot be defiled by anyone that hasn't gotten more than 100 kills

  • @SupaDanteX
    @SupaDanteX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Part 1: Your son has no traits.
    Part 2: Your son has ALL THE TRAITS AND IS THE DEVIL. Who got combat advice from Jesus. And saw an Omen from...god?

  • @kuldud7424
    @kuldud7424 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    spiffing we need "0 Stat Man 2 - Electric Boogaloo"!

  • @mdocevski
    @mdocevski 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Make Elis immortal and share that save file, please :pray:

  • @TheDyingFox
    @TheDyingFox 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    10:05 "...who have consulted with the Devil and threatened your realm... What-will-you-DOOooo!?" "...Light the Pyres!"
    The way you said it was priceless lmao 🤣

  • @joebench289
    @joebench289 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Recently found your channel thanks to Jimmy and isp. Love this ck2 series, rimworld and the 100 stat man series. Keep it up!

  • @loganm986
    @loganm986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "He may be the son of Satan but he has great stats"

  • @williamhartig9904
    @williamhartig9904 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Your next series should be a cooking show in which Americans try to appease you with tea

  • @qwertyqwerty-ek7dy
    @qwertyqwerty-ek7dy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    You should do a satanist run! :D

  • @arquivoNPG
    @arquivoNPG 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The challenge should be going from a 0 stat man to a 100 stat man

  • @joshreichardt2485
    @joshreichardt2485 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Pleas keep playing as King Elis and conquer Norway.

  • @josephoram5118
    @josephoram5118 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I almost wish it continued as the devil child

  • @KnightMirkoYo
    @KnightMirkoYo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:37: "She is coming, you are not..." while casually hovering over one of his traits LMAO

  • @ArcturusArcher
    @ArcturusArcher 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Foreshadowing that your son could kill you at a moments notice....
    15 video seconds later (and 3 in game months?) Your son goes mad XD
    The stories you got here is Epic Spiff!

  • @toomintytofresh
    @toomintytofresh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Slowly dying of heatstroke, pours a boiling cup of tea at commands of spiff, the Kettle didn't even have to be turned on

  • @Fishy577
    @Fishy577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Steve spittttin fax l, life in isolation is alright

  • @ninjapilot1062
    @ninjapilot1062 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    your son is 100 stat man reborn into this world for his existence can never be snuffed out

  • @Spacemansid98
    @Spacemansid98 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Please continue as your possessed son. That sounds so awesome!

  • @bethancut7973
    @bethancut7973 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I swear to lord 100 stat man that if I don’t get another 100 stat man video in the next twenty four hours I will actually.... I can’t think of something to do

  • @johnvak01
    @johnvak01 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Play the devil character!

  • @adampeters550
    @adampeters550 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    having joined at around 20k it makes me happy to see how much your channel have grown :)

  • @mgtnquasar8092
    @mgtnquasar8092 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    They need to get you verified Brit!!! You have now well surpassed 100k subs!!! Funny as always man! Keep up the good work!!!

  • @tobek284
    @tobek284 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Owch, got called out on the tea. So, I filled up a thermos of Yorkshire Gold. It wasn't local so I ordered it by mail. I just had to try it and see what all the fuss was about.
    Great content. Keep up the good work.

  • @bradbucknell3636
    @bradbucknell3636 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Perfect men don't exi--
    * King Elis *

  • @renni9270
    @renni9270 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I wish we could have seen the devil king at work

  • @gemineyeduality764
    @gemineyeduality764 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your last video said this wouldn't need to be two parts. I knew it ended oddly. Found this days later. Great series, cheers.

  • @tyrdravok2329
    @tyrdravok2329 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    No idea how I found this channel but now I can’t stop watching videos from it.

  • @manuelbarros4898
    @manuelbarros4898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “He’s just a mortal human with some pretty terrible stats”. Well, aren’t we all?

  • @EthanolTailor
    @EthanolTailor 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    the only channel that i will happily drink 57 cups of tea to in 20 minutes and risk caffeine overdose, worth it, 5 stars.

  • @ChronosSk
    @ChronosSk 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think this has been the most wholesome playthrough of CK2 I've ever seen. Weird, you know, considering.

  • @KuueenKumi
    @KuueenKumi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I wonder if we can use the mod he uses for 100 Stat Man to recreate possessed King Ellis and play his story on...

  • @p.herrmann4538
    @p.herrmann4538 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    "...a homosexual whos also a impaler..." made my day

  • @willwalsh7591
    @willwalsh7591 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Bully vale into a cool maths games stream

  • @Altherix
    @Altherix 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    "How did we get this! From this!?"
    Possessed by the Devil, you made a deal with the Devil son.

  • @SystemSearcher
    @SystemSearcher 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:34 Instructions unclear, became a vampire instead

  • @raynmanshorts9275
    @raynmanshorts9275 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This video has gained considerable relevancy all of a sudden.

  • @iNthGineer
    @iNthGineer 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    After the most pacific dad... The devil son!!! 😂 Here comes the murders!

  • @ogrejd
    @ogrejd ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sending food thieves to the dungeon? That's not how you're supposed to play CK2... Option 4. Always Option 4. :P

  • @purplefreedom1631
    @purplefreedom1631 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    usually I drink coffee... but today I'm drinking tea instead of tossing it into the harbor...

  • @bigneto95
    @bigneto95 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your son deserves own series

  • @nah1308
    @nah1308 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I want to see 100 stat man adventure in mount and blade.

  • @c-onethirty
    @c-onethirty 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    "As soon as we all get released from court as soon as the plague ends we can finally get rid of this guy."
    Me too, me too

  • @paliindrome
    @paliindrome 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Loving the ck2 vids

  • @Kasaaz
    @Kasaaz 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    If the Spiffing Brit ever, EVER says to you, "You're going to have a wonderful time, trust me." Run. Run as fast, and as far, as you can. Otherwise, top notch stuff.

  • @jackyoung4673
    @jackyoung4673 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Son of the Devil? All I hear is Devil man: cry baby, new CK2 part!!!

  • @christaylor640
    @christaylor640 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Not gonna ive been waiting for the next 100 stat man episode for a week

  • @viverax7852
    @viverax7852 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    *DEUS VULT INFIDEL*

  • @TigerofRobare
    @TigerofRobare 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    2019: Life in seclusion isn't so bad. 2021: Yeah, about that . . .

  • @mbanana23456
    @mbanana23456 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Plot twist, 100 stat man turns out to have been Steve's grandson.

  • @josephamstutz9118
    @josephamstutz9118 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I want to see a demond king playthru. Lol keep playing as the devil son!

  • @thatdoppioguy1825
    @thatdoppioguy1825 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is some high class Hersey.

  • @ericroman9826
    @ericroman9826 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    RIP 0 stat man, always will be remembered on our hearts

  • @BigDelta5403
    @BigDelta5403 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Now i want to see the adventures of king Elis

  • @axeldornelles5292
    @axeldornelles5292 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow, Ellis ROCKS!

  • @johndoe-qn2mm
    @johndoe-qn2mm 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why am I always out of tea when I stumble onto your videos?

  • @TheGoreFist
    @TheGoreFist 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I actually had to fill my cup of tea when you told to...

  • @OriginalSoulbourne
    @OriginalSoulbourne 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I would like to mention: There's A LOT of fun events around the child of satan-in fact your firstborn may of died thanks not to the plague but a convient demon summoning. If he stays in your court you get a french nun who sacrifices herself praising him and other fun too. And once he takes power-well lets just say just because the people of the realm absolutely hate you, that wont be a problem when a few lady friends appear.

  • @TeemoQuinton
    @TeemoQuinton 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Rest in Peace - Steve

  • @KatLovesUU
    @KatLovesUU 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Worth the wait

  • @Athils
    @Athils 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    it figures that King Steve’s chief rival is an actual child.

  • @yungmalaria
    @yungmalaria 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You should play as the demon boi tbh

  • @zoliathan
    @zoliathan 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Clearly 0 stat man is the progenitor of 100 stat man, as his bloodline is distilled into the demigod that is 100 stat man over the course of this run.

  • @ytivarg5371
    @ytivarg5371 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I do normally watch these with a cup of tea, but tonight i must drink beer for i didn't get out of work till 1:30 AM :(

  • @samiraperi467
    @samiraperi467 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    King Elis sounds like an absolute unit.

  • @itsafish4600
    @itsafish4600 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    mafia city(iron age edition) THATS HOW MAFIA WORKS

  • @ChinchillaBONK
    @ChinchillaBONK 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    New CK 2 series : the demon king's conquest of the world!

  • @Levoid1
    @Levoid1 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    short 10 minute stellaris highlights

  • @ArtifiSir
    @ArtifiSir 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Steaaaling food stealing food stealing food food food
    Eating what belongs to others puts me in a good mood
    Indeed the food is more delicious when your friends are all suspicious
    Stealing food food food food food!!

  • @jayden1934
    @jayden1934 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    *throws tea in the harbor*
    MURICA, FUCK YEAH

  • @ceph1814
    @ceph1814 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    "A homosexual who is also an Impaler".
    Well, the sky couldn't get bluer than that, could it?

  • @levlewis2337
    @levlewis2337 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    You have to play king Ellis, my tea can only stay hot so long.

  • @DarkHelm78
    @DarkHelm78 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    10:38 "Pawn of Lucifer" So cloSe

  • @aztecspaceman9696
    @aztecspaceman9696 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    He finally pronounced apostate correctly. I was minorly triggered every time he called them apostles hahaha

  • @Born_Stellar
    @Born_Stellar 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm sitting here, should I get some yorkshire tea? nah, later. The your name is Dave and you have to.

  • @Stupid_Rabbit
    @Stupid_Rabbit 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    In memory of 0 stat man i drink not just tea but Earl Grey in a proper bone chine tea set.