What If WW1 Was 1000 Years Early? Crusader Kings 2 100 Stat Man

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 6 ม.ค. 2019
  • Welcome to the RETURN OF THE 100 STAT MAN!!!! That's right he is back with a new wonderful trait! The IMMORTAL!
    100 stat man went to see Odin and challenged him! Odin won however sent stat man back to the world of ck2 holy fury as an immortal out of hope that he would never return!
    NEWS FLASH HE IS BACK! And better than ever with a new location and new goal in mind! So join us on this British humor-filled montage of funny clips and ck2 memes.
    Twitter: @thespiffingbrit
    Today I have edited a funny moments montage of my crusader kings 2 holy fury game in which I created a character who simply could not be defeated. Some would say it is a major game-breaking exploit.
    The video is rather similar to the incredible 100 strat man in that we effectively are observing a ck2 germanic character go on a rampage of mass sacrifices to Odin for more favor on duels.
    Crusader Kings 2 is a wonderful grand-strategy game that tells an epic story of one family across years and generations, through crusades, plagues, schemes and assassinations, as we try - and quite possibly fail - to grow our tiny home into a mighty empire...
    If you enjoyed the video please feel free to give it a like and consider subscribing to join the community!
    #funny #CK2 #Montage
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  • @Alizudo
    @Alizudo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I love the idea that Spiff's commentary is actually Statman's Internal dialogue throughout this.
    "And we've captured a Bishop of Poland! He's.. disfigured.. he's scarred... he's.. attractive? Hmmmm. Ehh.. sacrifice him, because I'm very confused."

  • @danielfroggitt2967
    @danielfroggitt2967 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1175

    "I've accidentally captured your wife and children" Spiff - 2019

    • @mornananchy495
      @mornananchy495 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Happens to everyone, really.

    • @korkhik6297
      @korkhik6297 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah

    • @daniellagant2093
      @daniellagant2093 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I have a very particular set of skills .

    • @draco107
      @draco107 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Already made 400k, wow

    • @karlhyetravelerofworlds
      @karlhyetravelerofworlds 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hay at least he didn't accidentally kidnap their mother

  • @PhantomSavage
    @PhantomSavage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    The viking bromance between Statman and Rorek is the stuff of legend.
    "You killed my concubine!"
    "YES"
    "... Fine. I'm taking yours then."
    *continues to kill his wives and serve his position asutely for years*
    "I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL"
    "...."
    *causally wins the duel with God powers*
    "Goddammit, now you have a black eye.. I don't want you to die, you idiot"

    • @b.elzebub9252
      @b.elzebub9252 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Rafael Otis OMG REALLY?! This sounds amazing and is probably not a scam at all!!!

  • @nathanlanham7993
    @nathanlanham7993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +810

    Yeah leave Rum.... let the alcohol fermentation begin!

    • @MoggAssassin
      @MoggAssassin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Goes great with the tea...

  • @hitvrouwman
    @hitvrouwman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +469

    So found this channel last week, if i fail my uni exams im blaming you, because sir, this is quite possibly the best series ever

    • @hitvrouwman
      @hitvrouwman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@thespiffingbrit i'd agree with you but i aint complaining about the belgian uni system, I'd prefer a scandinavian uni but oh well

    • @maximiliantschuchnig154
      @maximiliantschuchnig154 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      same, exams tomorrow, probably shouldn't watch this

    • @Aqueox
      @Aqueox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@maximiliantschuchnig154 AMERICAN ASSHOLE REPORTING:
      Still on Burger Brea- Uh.... Christmas Break. Start Jan 14. Go to May 14.
      Hell yeah.

    • @badakatlas9708
      @badakatlas9708 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      i am in the exact same case , currently at UCL in belgium where you at ?

    • @RoseChronicles
      @RoseChronicles 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      molten salt Same here lol

  • @WebmistressL
    @WebmistressL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +766

    *literally finishes tea*
    *cue Spiff admonishing for lack of tea*
    HOW DID YOU KNOW?!
    *goes to get her sixth cup of tea*
    You better be happy now!

    • @landonmorrison9467
      @landonmorrison9467 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I had to go get my tenth cup of black tea so I feel you.

    • @zynstein8059
      @zynstein8059 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LIAR. YOU DIDNT GET TEA IN THE FIRST PLACE DAVE!

    • @zhenyuzhao8817
      @zhenyuzhao8817 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Look at the video length

    • @landonmorrison9467
      @landonmorrison9467 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zynstein8059 who's dave

    • @zynstein8059
      @zynstein8059 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@landonmorrison9467 Dave is the name Spiffing used in his thing where he says something along the lines of "dont pretend you've got tea when you havent, im looking at you dave"

  • @Ilposeidonll
    @Ilposeidonll 5 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    I am waiting for that heathen Dave to comment... *lurks*

    • @cptmiller132
      @cptmiller132 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I already have ;)

    • @JTSnook
      @JTSnook 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cptmiller132 fuck off dave

    • @davidwallace5645
      @davidwallace5645 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh, I got my cup of tea

  • @snarkbotanya6557
    @snarkbotanya6557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "He's... attractive...?"
    Well, Spiff... the portraits only show you what the character looks like from the neck up...

  • @FatassRat69
    @FatassRat69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +763

    I cant get tea, the only tea out here is in the boston harbor

    • @ollyravenhill7341
      @ollyravenhill7341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Too soon

    • @dr3273
      @dr3273 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@ollyravenhill7341 Its been 200 years man

    • @ollyravenhill7341
      @ollyravenhill7341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Lord Gaben so we all still feel sad about the sacking of Rome and that was over a thousand years ago.

    • @dr3273
      @dr3273 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@ollyravenhill7341 Fuck rome what i care about is the Library of alexandria

    • @4orks976
      @4orks976 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Can we get some Fs in the chat for Julius Caesar

  • @andor888
    @andor888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    *Starts WW1 early*
    "We've caused so much chaos the Hungarians started a revolt against themselves"
    Beautiful.

  • @__-yx7ys
    @__-yx7ys 5 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    I hate you and love you. I have my notification sound to the ussr anthem so when I was talking to my family you uploaded this video. Hey at least you uploaded

    • @bread_7765
      @bread_7765 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I thought u were dead tho.

    • @lentoturmahub8214
      @lentoturmahub8214 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I am offended that it isn’t Königrätzer Marsh

    • @unknownuser4692
      @unknownuser4692 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Adolf Hitler and USSR anthem..... well then

    • @__-yx7ys
      @__-yx7ys 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@bread_7765 Maybe I still am

    • @__-yx7ys
      @__-yx7ys 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@unknownuser4692 yeah them pummeled me so hard they changed me

  • @dragonjo7550
    @dragonjo7550 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    so 100k and 100 Stat Man. today is a Spiffing Day!
    Also im having tea after lunch. don't worry spiff, just a few quick minutes

  • @cogcrewgrey7592
    @cogcrewgrey7592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "I've caught you in the midpoint of the video"
    *looks at 3 minute mark in this 20 minute video*
    Well, Seymour, I've arrived - despite your directions.

  • @The_Archer-he2ft
    @The_Archer-he2ft 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "hes a lunatic who visited the gates of hell" That probably made me laugh the msot

  • @starhalanonim2859
    @starhalanonim2859 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    5:30 Immortal, undefeatable king of Sweden.
    Can't speak "Sandomierz".

    • @zelg.5551
      @zelg.5551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Immortal, undefeatable king of Sweden.
      Got a headache, camp fever and an infection in less than a month.

  • @TheFadZero
    @TheFadZero 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Turns out the threat has gone even higher, we are now at 95%"
    Shows threat at 83%

  • @imgoingforawalk1693
    @imgoingforawalk1693 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "I've gotta be honest, it's sacrificing you or spending 150 gold..." [cue death screams] Spiff - 2019

  • @blonded0532
    @blonded0532 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    15:56 coincidently the Germanic faith’s hell is also named hel (or helheim) just without the extra l, and is pretty much the opposite of Christianity’s hell seeing as it’s like the coldest place in all the nine realms

    • @cicerobully
      @cicerobully 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      In the germanic faith Hel was the ruler of Helheim. Helheim was a dark frozen wasteland for the people who died dishonorablely.

    • @Kardia_of_Rhodes
      @Kardia_of_Rhodes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The 9th Layer of Hell is also freezing cold.

    • @dennytampubolon3259
      @dennytampubolon3259 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Kardia_of_Rhodes wasn't that just Dante's Inferno and not the bible or am I mistaken?

    • @acerbicgeoff7821
      @acerbicgeoff7821 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dennytampubolon3259 the bible isn't super specific other than fire, lake of fire, worms, suffering and complete disconnection from God.

    • @dennytampubolon3259
      @dennytampubolon3259 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@acerbicgeoff7821 ok. Thanks for the clear up.

  • @PatricHerrera
    @PatricHerrera 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    14:52
    One eye, angry, died of scurvy?
    You turned him into a bonafide pirate, they should be thrilled.

  • @silversnakeproductions3241
    @silversnakeproductions3241 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    12:56 You didn't murder the guy you put him out of his misery

  • @milanwoods702
    @milanwoods702 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    You have quickly become one of my favourite TH-camrs, between the editing and your personality it's just amazing content. Keep it up dude

  • @superstan1108
    @superstan1108 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I always have a flask of tea with me when I watch your videos Spiff, don't worry

    • @grankule
      @grankule 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "tea"

  • @Kevindejavue
    @Kevindejavue 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    The only time that allies helped Poland

  • @xxchaosxx3076
    @xxchaosxx3076 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    The judge: she is only 12 years old
    Me: 6:04

    • @ThSadomasohista
      @ThSadomasohista 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@thespiffingbrit And a jail cell is just a room :D

    • @BadDayLp
      @BadDayLp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not Chico and Pico r/technicallythetruth

    • @thanquolrattenherz9665
      @thanquolrattenherz9665 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@camdenhill1380 i think the pope hates him cause he is the true catholic leader

    • @StardustPropaganda
      @StardustPropaganda 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      xxChaosxx
      New area unlocked: Prison

  • @suhan_laskar
    @suhan_laskar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I spat out my tea when i saw that's how Mafia work's

  • @gazatron
    @gazatron 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I appreciate that when reading 100 Star Man’s skills/abilities that Patient/Patience is at the end of that long order

  • @awildfilingcabinet6239
    @awildfilingcabinet6239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4:00 when you did have 4 cups of tea but already drank them all, like a true English gentlemen

  • @pltkaiser9258
    @pltkaiser9258 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    “Get a cup of-“
    *add comes on*
    Me: “Ha! You didn’t tell me this time!”

  • @pltkaiser9258
    @pltkaiser9258 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    As a german I’m respecting ships with tea only for you. The rest will be sunk by my U-Boats

  • @hackbarrow
    @hackbarrow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love this Format! Keep going!

  • @ethanworner864
    @ethanworner864 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My favorite series on TH-cam right now. Please make more.

  • @insertnamehere2835
    @insertnamehere2835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2019 SPIFFINGBRIT: thank you for 100k subscribers 2020 SPIFFINGBRIT: I underestimated the overwhelming power and influence Yorkshire Tea has on TH-cam...

  • @MichaelMacGyver
    @MichaelMacGyver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    17:08 Must be an ice cream headache Spiff

  • @lorbor1050
    @lorbor1050 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    finally you uploaded another video about this amazing series.

  • @ideanakit1206
    @ideanakit1206 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Happpy 100k love your vids ❤️

  • @LiterallyNobody0
    @LiterallyNobody0 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Big Dave: “Father can I marry my sister??”
    Also Big Dave: “I’m gay”
    😂😂

  • @TimBowers
    @TimBowers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    'The midpoint of the video...' 3 minutes into 20 minute video - Spiff, 2019.

  • @PedroMM193
    @PedroMM193 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Ahhh... The Reformed Germanic faith. Where you go AFK for 10 minutes and when you come back your vassals have conquered half an empire. Geez...
    (Actually true history from one of my playthroughs where I formed the Éire Germanic Empire, went to the shitter, forgot to pause and my vassals (mostly my children) suddenly owned half of Frankia)

  • @kevinverzee8873
    @kevinverzee8873 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Amazing episode! :)

  • @MattHew-rq8zw
    @MattHew-rq8zw 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Spiff, you are one benevolent person, allowing us all to not only refuel up on tea, but for those who still haven't, well you allow them a second chance! What a chap, what a magnificent bloke! Three cheers and a cup of tea raised in his honor!

  • @TheTungdil2
    @TheTungdil2 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    well done mate... another gem of a tea leaf.

  • @EnVyBolt
    @EnVyBolt 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Continue this omg it’s so great

  • @theNLblaster
    @theNLblaster 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    this might be one of the best video game series on youtube

  • @parkerdude5682
    @parkerdude5682 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I got you at the midpoint of the video"
    Not even a fifth in

  • @hibiskus2096
    @hibiskus2096 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    100k subs!!!Great job man!

  • @DontRightlyCare
    @DontRightlyCare 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Actually paused, got up and made a cup of tea.
    New subscriber/fan boy. Spiffing.

  • @LiberatasOmnium
    @LiberatasOmnium 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    First time I've paused to go get a tea mid video. Quality as always Spiff.

  • @danielfeagin3846
    @danielfeagin3846 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I recently discovered this channel, and I've been watching these in succession and I love that it's reached the point that every person in Europe has a family member who has been executed in the mass sacrificing. It's beautiful.

  • @Sucction
    @Sucction 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    after your legendary actions, im standing on my knees, repeating "Ave The Spiffing Brit"

  • @serkif1
    @serkif1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    CONGRATULATIONS ON 100K SPIFF

  • @miles6492
    @miles6492 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    These videos really make me wanna play CK2, but it looks like one of those games where you need DLC to have fun, and the DLC is hella expensive... Well, I can always live vicariously through you! XD

  • @demonking4911
    @demonking4911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    100 stat man got them 100k

  • @spookymagee7800
    @spookymagee7800 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the greatest crusade for the greatest purpose..
    *A lovely cup of tea*

  • @rooter1191
    @rooter1191 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    i love this series.

  • @slimeboymineconcake63
    @slimeboymineconcake63 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Can't wait to see the war!

  • @llbrainjoker5742
    @llbrainjoker5742 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    big dave (who is 12 years old) married with his 2 year old sister

    • @jerimiahdavis4837
      @jerimiahdavis4837 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      llBrain Joker SWEET HOME ALABAMA

    • @KirillT14
      @KirillT14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They are good faithful children. 100 stat man set the the religion to worship the royal bloodline and keep it "pure".

  • @Shiro_Amada
    @Shiro_Amada 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:56 Arnsbjorn's sacrifice will symbolize the start of the first world war. How peefectly fitting.

  • @tomb7642
    @tomb7642 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    When the classic Spiff time-for-more-tea interlude actually reminds you about your tea. A tip of the cap to you, sir!

  • @alh.21
    @alh.21 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I filled a bath of tea for this

  • @Theycallme9th
    @Theycallme9th 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Congrats to 100k btw

  • @yaboi976
    @yaboi976 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's funny that you told me to go get tea right after i paused the video to get biscuits xD

  • @christiangarcia2105
    @christiangarcia2105 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Congratulations on 100K

    • @christiangarcia2105
      @christiangarcia2105 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Spiffing Brit omg you replied to my comment, life complete only tea from here on.

  • @seanbailey317
    @seanbailey317 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Congrats on 100k

  • @hello_world3059
    @hello_world3059 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm watching this just a year later and now he has 1M subs..... "We finally got 100K subs"

  • @donashcroft93
    @donashcroft93 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Well done on 100k subs Spiff you have well earned then

  • @niko7877
    @niko7877 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I let the hentai I was watching for this and let me tell you it was worth it

  • @trickeyjamie
    @trickeyjamie 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is honest god, the best lets play ever made. *Raises tea cup in approval*

  • @TheSenzrule
    @TheSenzrule 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "its a close kin marriage so why not" LMAO, subscribed

  • @marufimahmud7593
    @marufimahmud7593 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    THE 100 STAT MAN should be a weekly show.

  • @ygiuzebbe
    @ygiuzebbe 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    *hears that he needs to have full of cups of while watching the spiffing brit*
    *decides to only get baguette*
    *waits for him to be called the biggest savage of them all*

  • @bensharkslawyermasterofthe9694
    @bensharkslawyermasterofthe9694 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I dropped my tea because of your interlude

  • @datdabdoe1417
    @datdabdoe1417 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:20 literally got up and brewed a pot of tea

  • @mathewcoy7858
    @mathewcoy7858 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Big dave Marrying sister then finds out he's gay
    Me:??????????

  • @dbull50
    @dbull50 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm a simple man. I see new 100 Stat Man video, I like before watching.

  • @Arcanai21
    @Arcanai21 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Stat man: Rum im coming for you in the next episode.

  • @Selvanus
    @Selvanus 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Do 100 MOAR and MOAR often!

  • @Roll1d2
    @Roll1d2 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Biff finds country that has tea :biff it must be mine!

  • @ailbheskyfeather174
    @ailbheskyfeather174 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    RIP Arnbjörn. Your sacrifice was not in vain.

  • @Ashley-hh3zl
    @Ashley-hh3zl 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    >declares war on the world
    >"apparently no one will come to our aid in this time of war :("

  • @WickedScott
    @WickedScott 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm not smart enough to play this game but I love watching you do it.

  • @jameswallace9906
    @jameswallace9906 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Really did pause vid and got a cup of tea lol

  • @keyboardking8532
    @keyboardking8532 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks to the power of Yorkshire Tea Gold I was able to detect and expect spiff in the middle of the video

  • @bennrox4702
    @bennrox4702 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That 3:43 jump scare lol Xd

  • @juzosuzuya2932
    @juzosuzuya2932 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Umm sacrifice him because I'm confused." This is actually historically accurate for basically any era.

  • @skyeazura3593
    @skyeazura3593 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This video is pretty old but god did spiff scare me with that GET YOUR TEA part. Thanks for the reminder.

  • @cats_is_the_life
    @cats_is_the_life 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The feeling when you are watching spiff but realize you don't have any tea at home

  • @jovee6155
    @jovee6155 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    100 stat man the emperor of mankind

  • @Mr_OogaBooga
    @Mr_OogaBooga 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    normal citizens: spiff dont open ww1 spiff: oh dont worry. after a second... TO BATTLE

  • @Gretschory
    @Gretschory 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Came for the title... stayed because of the hilarious german in the description... It will take a while until I decipher what it means ^^

  • @justinzeedyk7516
    @justinzeedyk7516 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I bought tea especially for the purpose of these videos and feeling full of moxie

  • @anoldtimer
    @anoldtimer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I remember why i subscribed to you...100 Stat Man

  • @TheDeathtrapON
    @TheDeathtrapON 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:20 but i really did get my cup of tea this time , a full bloody teapot

  • @valentinoferrari9493
    @valentinoferrari9493 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    A surprise to be sure but a welcome one

    • @emperor_ra
      @emperor_ra 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You were fourth comment bravo

  • @kinglouie8837
    @kinglouie8837 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    i didnt want sub, but damn these birds with arms, you got me there.

  • @jonshaw840
    @jonshaw840 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Slough has prospered...
    100 stat man had to sacrifice for this view

  • @juhaszmate5095
    @juhaszmate5095 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I ALWAYS have a full bottle of tea beside me

  • @maxashford9463
    @maxashford9463 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    If Rum did implode on itself Spiffing could of asked, "Where's the Rum gone?."

  • @ironbloodxiii
    @ironbloodxiii 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just woke up and watching it the day it came out cx
    Edit: Oh no he is disappointed I ran outta tea D:

  • @SephirothRyu
    @SephirothRyu 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Vassals are ALWAYS into that.

  • @medicentio
    @medicentio 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can't have tea, I live in a 30ºC average climate. I'll have ice cold water, instead, good sir.