Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe - Adverts & Title Sequences

During Series 1 - 2 of Screenwipe, Charlie would randomly select adverts and a few title sequences and then take the piss out of them. This is a compilation of them.
Copyright: BBC

[@Justin-Theobald]

Don't know what's more scary the animal hospital ad or what would happen to rolf Harris

[@tanzeemahmed7196]

The amount of now-proven sexual abusers in this video is scary...

[@jxp]

mad isnt it

[@Codex7777]

1?...

[@McSuperfly101]

Who remembers all those rumors surrounding the Frosties Kid? Like how he had a terminal disease and that the end shot of him rising up was symbolic of him ascending to heaven?

[@button4boy]

"It's not a plate it's a bowl... uuuhh!" That made me spit out my drink!!

[@jordandroid]

What he says about the Dolmio ad is SO TRUE. It makes me feel so awkward.

[@vanillaorchid]

Parkinson is greatly improved by the Anti-Nowhere League. Shame you don't have the Motorhead intro to Question Time, which is superb.

[@joebleasdale5557]

Even a man with cancer of the prostate 😂😂

[@Mysticmimi7]

"Oh Madam, take a seat," Charlie: Oh Madam! Would you like to shit in my mouth?" looooooool

[@ICDarkly]

I heard a rumour that the kid in the frosties advert got the piss taken out of him so much for doing it that he killed himself.

[@angelicMisha]

Ahh I have to watch series 1 and 2 of Screenwipe, I don't think I managed to catch it the first time 'round. This clip cracked me up though, thanks for the upload!

[@oneandonlyjaybee]

I almost died laughing at 1:11

[@Meahproduction]

If Charlie was sitting next to me whilst watching T.V, I would never skip the ads ever !

[@Liusila]

I need to rewatch everything from this show

[@skellious]

"Oh great, this is almost never on!"

[@boylovesbowie]

Oh shit , the coat hanger >< Sick imagination , love it.

[@johnlewis3358]

Nice bit of Anti Nowhere League!

[@MatMo.]

Am I the only one that noticed that boxing lead to Parkinson's ?

[@grimTales1]

Forget the smell, the toilet's talking!

[@mwillis1000]

God, i remember these adverts!

[@zelnidav]

Is the Parkinson intro inspiration for A Touch of Cloth Intro? Same shot over and over...

[@wildebeast1976]

Love the Parkinson theme tune lol

[@gamerknown]

I forgot how often those shark loan commercials were on TV. Just shows how much money the financial sector were burning before it caught up with them.

[@stupidintellect90]

i was thinking the same thing about the Dolmio advert...puppets and real food...it's a real bummer for the brain

[@Ghefly]

"well that's sorted then, GLUG GLUG GLUG"

[@Clembo]

1:17 brilliant

[@spider5600]

Who would of guessed that Laurence Fishburne was so witty.

[@Codex7777]

would have* There is no verb 'to of' ;)

[@spider5600]

@@Codex7777 Its been seven years since I wrote that comment. To be honest I still keep making that mistake. Once every couple months on reddit Ill get a bot that replies "its would have, not would of" or a line to that description.

[@Codex7777]

@@spider5600 - If you're implying that I'm a bot, it's probably best to ignore me. ;)

[@GeekKnightUK]

"F*** the smell, the toilet's talking!"

[@rhyscarter3939]

1:19 What was that advert called?

[@skellious]

yes but the music has been changed. The actual tune is quite cool.

[@Iceferno]

or Official. Your call!

[@mUnkay47]

@moodyoldmoo it's "so what" by the anti nowhere league

[@ICDarkly]

What was that song playing during the Parkinson title sequence?

[@kelath5555]

Is that Pete Burns?
I laughed so hard.

[@ooshamaga]

@MiniFats01 That's Renee Zellweger..

[@AKFleggster]

@wildebeast1976 It is an epic song... So What by Anti-Nowhere League

[@BenKellyMusic92]

Oh man, Animal Hospital was GRIM :O

[@Iceferno]

The unofficial anthem for Twitter.

[@goodandawesome]

Parkinsons: A show where an old man interviews other, also old people, and the show is named just like an elderly disease. AND THEY TRIED TO MAKE IT PUNK ROCK?
Hold on I think I was carrying their sense of reason in my hands, oh I dropped it!
Now it's gone.

[@miiiikku]

Loans, I know nothing about loans, but I sell them anyway.

[@WasLilChrisnowbigish]

' oh good thi is hardly ever on...'

[@SkaterVinceyy]

You know when you watch/think about something painful and is makes you're testicles briefly hurt? The animal hospital add did that to me.

[@viridismonasteriense]

glad I'm not the only one cynically commenting on commercials....on my own...in the dark...

[@ZuluRomeo]

LOL, Pete Burns

[@thresholdofdave]

What's the name of the music when the Animal Hospital titles is playing? Anyone? I want this to be the new national anthem.

[@barbarakirk3064]

Can't remember the name but it's been used when there's a man spinning plates on The Good Old Days.

[@sunz600]

i just did a bit of wee i laughed so hard

[@ChloeHeartNerds]

At 2:48 I nearly died

[@Govanmauler]

why ...why ..did I click that ??

[@Mysticmimi7]

Was the Parkinson's song theme serious??? LOL

[@richardhockey8442]

Where can I get a submarine full of exploding cows?

[@luketreherne774]

@steph895 After i saw the video i had a unstoppable laughing fit

[@Leeko23Arsenal]

Christ alive...

[@ChekhovsGun]

"Harmsworth" Animal Hospital. Huh.

[@hoorahforsnakes]

why on earth was phil tuffnell advertizing loans anyway?

[@Codex7777]

For the same reason any celebrity advertises anything, I guess. Money... :)

[@Spackolyte]

@steph895 nearly fking killed me

[@RabidStork]

CAT'S PENIS! ha ha

[@theMoporter]

Fairly sure the sound effects were added, but...

[@andy29081983]

@Lemunde Maybe I'm wrong, but hasn't it always been so?
I don't get it myself. It seems I can say 'twat' to my hearts content but drop the 'c' bomb and all hell breaks loose.

[@suicidalbuddha]

Loan's I know nothin bout Loans....but I sell em anyway!!!!

[@camydoger]

BUTAMAMAHESAGOTMORECHUNKS

[@tenseman08]

@McSuperfly101 i heard he killed himself

[@sheps145]

Press 3.

[@Restayvien]

@millyteaspoonsock
eugh...

[@callumdean9461]

Most disturbing thing here is not the adverts but the fact that Charlie knows what shape a cats penis is.

[@Hoganply]

Callum Dean Anyone with male cat knows what s cat's penis looks like. They don't give a fuck in whose view they wash themselves.

[@SirTomathy]

Seriously, after having A LOT of rum, the Animal Hospital bit almost made me chunder... bleh D:

[@davidwhitfield7864]

"Yeah, hi, Phil, what the fuck are you doing here?"

[@smileyfacemug]

Anti-Nowhere League - So What

[@Lemunde]

Since when was "c*nt" a worse word than "f*ck"? F*ck "f*ck", I'm gonna start saying c*nting "c*nt" from now on.

[@andrewdavies1312]

Didn't the 'its gonna taste great' kid kill himself?

[@liamjd1]

Errrrrr...

[@SkaterVinceyy]

lol.
you just don't get it! -.-

[@camydoger]

Didn't the kid from the it's gonna taste great adverts hang himself.

[@ScotVideos]

You spelt "fuck" wrong.

[@webbtje]

@etocadet Yo, can I gamble into your debt so you gamble your debt so you can debt while you gamble?

[@rayblack2004]

those dolmio ads just seem racist, they should have got james gandolfini to whack someone instead

[@TheKingdomofErnor]

IS THAT ANIMAL HOSPITAL ADVERTISEMENT FUCKING SERIOUS? HOLY SHIT THAT MADE ME CRINGE

[@richardhockey8442]

guaranteed loss of appetite, and possible PTSD