Hey have buff be the peace broker if they want to work closely with us will give them a supply of burritos. It's better then Russian MREs that they might have to get from Russia if they don't work with us
@@slugface322 3 things 1. Nixon has one of the largest landslide victories and that’s the joke 2. Trump really wasn’t that good. Wasn’t horrible, but he didn’t do that much either, lotta things kicked off by the Obama administration that he allowed to snowball and added on to it. (Employment and the VA are amazing examples). Even things like gas were globally cheaper so idk why people equate that to trump. I was paying 70 cents a litre pre-covid because gas prices plummeted across the board. 3. Buff would have surpassed Reagan
When I saw the new knockoff fighter with the sketchy bondo, no stealth defeat, and 3-4th gen avionics, my first instinct was to make a Joe Pesci "What the f*** is this piece of shit?" meme of it.
People like you and the chubby electron guy are honest to God a lot of what keeps me going through the day. Thanks for making content that puts smiles on faces. Thank you for your service.
I imagine there is someone in Texas this week trying to figure out who the Buff and Franklin are that we're running for Supreme Court Circuit Judge and Constable.....cant have people (especially Democrats) running unopposed. It wouldn't be sporting.
I really hope that there were enough write-in votes for the Buff/Franklin ticket Up There to confuse the hell out of whatever you call scrutineers in the YouSay. "Buff? Buff? Who the hell is Buff? And Franklin? Is this some activist thing? Is this something kids are doing on Tiktok?" I really, really hope they went googling and had a wonderful time.
Hustler's and Honey Buns. I think you may have unlocked a great human secret. And that was the most delightful use of the English language for verbal flaying I have witnessed in a very long time.
Wonder how many people actually wrote in BUFF/Franklin; the video of raccoon falling through the ceiling tile was pretty funny. I was laughing at BUFFs plan but the 35’s aggressive clap back was just stellar. Absolutely brilliant.
@@benkavin1473yep, along with epic rap battles of history. Every presidential rap battle they've done so far, the candidate on the right in the thumbnail has lost.
Somehow a group of fighting age men suddenly getting unfiltered access to the internet and the first thing they do is consume ungodly amounts of prawn is both hilarious and tracks
My buddy showed me this channel for the first time on Tuesday while we were watching election coverage and I'm addicted lmao I've been binge watching videos for the past two days. Thanks for the content!
Loved this episode! 2 things though. That file the F35 downloaded, couldn't have been done if Harris had one! The other thing, don't let Buff drop the Hustler magazines. That's a job for a B58! Raid the boneyard!!!! Hehehe
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Unironically. If you ran for office HLC, I can’t vote for you. But I’ll campaign like hell for you.
Hell yea Animarchy is here
I want to see HLC run an office as a plane.
Long/Hy 2028
when is soviet aviation part 2 coming out?🥺 Or has your scedule now changed again?😬
He knows the entire we don't have munitions for ourselves is a b******* lie by Trump that is why he has my vote
F35 literally logged in, searched for violence, and chose the biggest application he could find.
and it sounded like one of the 22s backups.
@@allenraylemmons4291 It was the beta update for 22 that got delayed by Biden ... lol.
and found the answer : Yes
F22: you can UNINSTALL THAT? I legit lost it at that hahahaha
Ikr. I can't stop laughing
(Unfortunately for the F22, it was designed to be the real-life embodiment of the Eversor Temple)
Yup, that was the line that floored me 🤣 🤣
I'm old enough to remember the clap on, clap off commercials...lol
Oh how i envy the 35 for being able to uninstall that and, i fully empathize with the kid.
JSF: "404 not found"
I 100% doubled over, laughing out loud, in a room by myself, with my kid downstairs wondering what happened.
Parenting fail, wth is your kid doing not watching with you 😂
I am more invested in this story of talking planes than I am in any show currently. RELEASE THE KID!!!!!
I 2nd the motion, let the kid eat.
@@debbieledbetter8913Gotta be a conflict worthy of his "special skills" first
J-35 : I know I am superior.
F-35 : ...(download complete) I know Sharp-Tongue-Fu
"The F in F35 stands for fuck around and find out" hit so hard
agreed
He held nothing back and I was grinning the whole time
*HLC legit pulled a Glitch here.*
5:04-6:54 35 got to experience being the kid for 2 minutes and had an existential crisis.😂😂😂
That F35 Roast was indeed absolutely Biblical! Im gonna have to remember a few of those!
FAFO-35
That was amazing! Loved it!
HLC literally did a Tym3Glitch skit and it was fucking glorious.
Who replaced the F35's fuel with Red Bull and Monster? Just wanna shake your hand, it turned out awesome. Keep it up
Try Red Bull and Mountain Dew. That stuff will "Kickstart your Heart".
Holy shit proper captions
It's learning... 😂
HLC downloaded the "correct captions" algorithm xD
Lol hey I'm trying
@@habitual_linecrosseryeah, and we're proud of you. But we're still allowed to give you shit about it. 😂
The 35 going off was fucking fantastic.
As a black woman, I say Buff/Franklin 2028. Who’s with me?
White dudes for Buff/Franklin
Grandpa Buff will end racism 🗣️✨💅
me!
Let’s GOOOO this ticket will flip NY state for sure
I'm all for a buff make America brave again. Not an autocracy again
F35 acting like any "weak but hiding remarkable strength" type of anime characters
OMG, THAT ROAST WAS DELICIOUS
404 not found... I fell out of my chair.
@carlo.738 I know I started laughing so hard 🤣
That was so good
We could get the entire NK military singing the American National Anthem with Buffs plan
Fk man imagine if they had access to American OnlyFans. They would shoot their fuckin superiors and walk across the Atlantic 😂
“…I will be air dropping burritos…” 🤣🤣🤣
😂
Hey have buff be the peace broker if they want to work closely with us will give them a supply of burritos. It's better then Russian MREs that they might have to get from Russia if they don't work with us
I’m definitely not against free burritos. 🌯
i'm pretty sure "free burritos" would be enough to satisfy every demographic.
@theghostofthomasjenkins9643 I would love to get quality burrito I'm sure Grandpa buff would have the good burritos not the cheap ones
Was listening to the F35 rant at work, in a chemical plant.
Had to fucking stop everything I was doing to laugh the fuck out loud, lmao!
Holy smokes the F35 is on fire with the zingers.. 🤣
I'm picturing the scene from the matrix. "I know Kung Fu"
. . . . and three other Japanese words.
@navret1707 (Chinese)
They intentionally removed Buff from the ballot! I demand a rematch!
Fr
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"404 file not found." Thanks I needed that laugh.
Trump & Kamala colluded against buff, they knew he would have ended up as the next Nixon.
How about Geneva Bingo Card for a nickname suggestion?
Nixon was a great president right behind the Donald and Ronaldus Magnus! 😊
@@slugface322 3 things
1. Nixon has one of the largest landslide victories and that’s the joke
2. Trump really wasn’t that good. Wasn’t horrible, but he didn’t do that much either, lotta things kicked off by the Obama administration that he allowed to snowball and added on to it. (Employment and the VA are amazing examples). Even things like gas were globally cheaper so idk why people equate that to trump. I was paying 70 cents a litre pre-covid because gas prices plummeted across the board.
3. Buff would have surpassed Reagan
@ I might have to use that
*Standing applause for the F35*
When I saw the new knockoff fighter with the sketchy bondo, no stealth defeat, and 3-4th gen avionics, my first instinct was to make a Joe Pesci "What the f*** is this piece of shit?" meme of it.
Bruh!!! That shit was golden.... It went perfectly with my coffee and a blunt.
Don't stop buff, MORE BUFF AND THE KID!
I wore my buff/franklin 2024 shirt when I went to vote. I voted with grandpa buff in mind. So it technically counted for him.
So did I expecting static from the poll people, but breezed through 🇺🇲
Faster than Russias “hypersonic”
The F35 is the NATO equivalent of eating at McDonald's yet it's still better than Russia.
Well pretty sure an old man with scoliosis is faster than those missoes
Faster than North Koreans’ access to PornHub.
35 bout to be out her with the "Free my brother 22" signs🤣🤣🤣
You can't call the J-35 an 'abacus with wings'.
An abacus is a far more useful instrument, with a solid frame and easy to use interface.
not to mention ACTUAL mathematical significance
The J-35 is more like that ancient computer that didn’t work that was used by the Romans
@@berbrick1902 SHHHH! That computer actually worked where do you think Uncle Sam got the Schematics for the F-35 from.
I choked on my lunch at this. HOLY F*CKEN SH*T that trash talk software is powerful.
Damn, F-35 coming down from the top rope!
He's got a steel chair!
@@shred1894and as Perun frequently points out, Uncle Sam carries a very big chair.
F-35 is that kid that specced into INT and got the Nerd Rage perk
@@shred1894 F-35 is the John Cena of multi-role fighters. th-cam.com/video/svjMiqVeiG8/w-d-xo.htmlsi=Km25VCnIGjWqs8_B&t=11
"Oh Gawd, He's broke in half!" 😮
People like you and the chubby electron guy are honest to God a lot of what keeps me going through the day. Thanks for making content that puts smiles on faces. Thank you for your service.
As a fellow Fat Electrician, I will be borrowing that phrase. I will also be referring to his highness as such.
Franklin / Buff was a write in for some of my Non-partisan slots.
Same here
Sadly I forgot
Same
I think this is one of your best videos yet lmaoooo. F-35 'downloading' a roasting algorithm is just amazing. The 404 joke was hilarious too.
0:37 You mean my write-in vote for BUFF and Franklin was useless
How dare you....😂
Same
I imagine there is someone in Texas this week trying to figure out who the Buff and Franklin are that we're running for Supreme Court Circuit Judge and Constable.....cant have people (especially Democrats) running unopposed. It wouldn't be sporting.
I really hope that there were enough write-in votes for the Buff/Franklin ticket Up There to confuse the hell out of whatever you call scrutineers in the YouSay. "Buff? Buff? Who the hell is Buff? And Franklin? Is this some activist thing? Is this something kids are doing on Tiktok?" I really, really hope they went googling and had a wonderful time.
You unintentionally made a perfect explanation for what CPTSD is like.
Also now I get to say I'm just the F22.
As soon as I saw the news article about the "J(unk)-35", I knew HLC was going to have a field day with it...
And as usual, you did not disappoint! 😂
Yeah, that was... hehe!
They are not even trying to hide it anymore.
id love to see his rendition of the k21 now
As a Canadian hopefully in 2026 when we get our first batch of 16 F35s they come with that mode pre-installed
Nah, they'll probably just have a Canadian Exclusive "War Crime" mod installed
Love the self awareness about the buff bluff, huh, a new catchphrase…
"I have two engines, which means I'm twice as powerful"
Voice in my head as a flashback started: I was handcrafted to kill you...
F35: Release Restraint level 1.
J-35A: Level what?
Glad to see you on pepperbox!
Just got there I'm excited for the exclusive i got coming
@habitual_linecrosser can't wait to see it! Also patiently waiting for the unsub podcast. Your one of my favs
I just talked to my guy at pepperbox. It's live now
@@habitual_linecrosser ok with TFE AND you on pepperbox... im in. Setting up an account right now
Hustler's and Honey Buns. I think you may have unlocked a great human secret. And that was the most delightful use of the English language for verbal flaying I have witnessed in a very long time.
Alabama should have at least 1 Buff/Franklin vote
Jesus Christ the 35’s rant was beyond glorious.
HLC Planes with Silly Faces has the deepest lore.
Wonder how many people actually wrote in BUFF/Franklin; the video of raccoon falling through the ceiling tile was pretty funny. I was laughing at BUFFs plan but the 35’s aggressive clap back was just stellar. Absolutely brilliant.
I love the way the J-35 shows all the lumps and bumps on the OML.
The clap on clap off joke got me 😂😂😂
That download by 35 was amazing! 😂
This is why China, Russia, and North Korea will always be 50 steps behind our development, at least 😂
Oh my trucking god. That 35 rant has me in tears I was laughing so hard
It’s a shame the 35 uninstalled. They already came out with the first update for %13 more personalized insults, and a %7 faster comeback rate. Lol
That was some of the most amazing trash talk I have ever heard.
Well done good sir!
🍸
Block party and Bbq the buff knows his stuff
I voted for "Buff Franklin"
The people at the counting station: ?????????
There has to be at least 100000 votes for BUFF FRANKLIN out there. I know that I’m one of them
3:02 This went exactly where I thought it was going to go 😂
The last character I expected to appear in this is Moo Deng. Greetings from Thailand.
I just found out Its real. I thought it was just a bit. She really did predict the election.
@@benkavin1473yep, along with epic rap battles of history. Every presidential rap battle they've done so far, the candidate on the right in the thumbnail has lost.
Gotta let her play next to an alligator watering hole at this point
I was getting such weird looks with my buff and Franklin 2024 shirt on the 5th.😂
1:40 if Franklin intentionally fell through the Raptors near Spirit Airlines at LaGuardia thats messed up 🤣🤣
1:07 aye ngl didn't think it was to many of us on here lol as long as switch can come wit me lets party buff 💪
6:07 The missile guidance system is proud
Tyme glitch entered the chat
@@monkeyfan250 you rang?
"Those Guys might forget what side they're fighting on."
They already did and had some blue on blue.
"downloading adult diapers" killed me
"Let us stare at a pair of knockers..."
😂😂😂😂 Buff is just spitting facts out here! At least that's what the guy sitting next to me likes!
“A radar cross section the side of a bomb with the word ‘b**ch’ on the side of it that must be you” uh F-35, Geneva wishes to have a word with you
Dude, I wish I had a fellow NCO as hilarious as you are when I was active duty.
Last time I was this early Russia was still a threat
POV you are a siberian native like 600 years ago
@@tinycockjock1967POV you’re the Golden Horde for like a day
I'm so glad I finally found this channel. 🇺🇲
holy shit F35, that was so FIREEEEE
F-35 was really cooking 😂
"Clap on. Clap off. Homicide." I pissed myself
That tirade from F35 had me ABSOLUTELY LOSING IT! I laughed so hard I started choking and coughing. That was brilliant!
Jeff Foxworthy: What men want is a beer, and to see someone naked.
Best episode in months. Thank you for your service!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸
Was I not supposed to write in Buff?
Somehow a group of fighting age men suddenly getting unfiltered access to the internet and the first thing they do is consume ungodly amounts of prawn is both hilarious and tracks
I might get in trouble for making my lunch break a bit longer. But that F stands for FAFO joke is pure fucking gold
OMG! HLC that was some of your best work! I love it
Thank you, I'm glad you liked it!
Oh my goodness that made my day. Thank you so much HLC.
F35 was packing heat and definitely was spot on! 😂
F22 default is a normal day crash out! 🤣
F35 development is wild
My buddy showed me this channel for the first time on Tuesday while we were watching election coverage and I'm addicted lmao I've been binge watching videos for the past two days. Thanks for the content!
The missile guidance system is gonna sue somebody
😂 best video ever!!! The J35 face killed me bro!! The puppet joke was golden
I haven’t laughed that hard in a while. Thanks HLC that helped cheer me a lot. Keep at it sir
Buff and the diaper joke had me dying omfg 😂
I like this f35 mood
Convicts around the world all nod in unison thinking “yep your right”
Hustlers and Honeybuns.
The F35 stole the show my jaw was on the ground before I even knew it.
Like always this dude makes my day. German greetings!
F35 is cooking today!
F-35 had me rolling. I am at the doctor's with the wife and I had a hard time not letting it out.
Loved this episode! 2 things though. That file the F35 downloaded, couldn't have been done if Harris had one! The other thing, don't let Buff drop the Hustler magazines. That's a job for a B58! Raid the boneyard!!!! Hehehe
Thats what id expect from a flying superpower brain.
I needed this, thank you linecrosser
Nobody can cancel Buff
1:05 nah nah he’s cool with us