A Teacher in the Stephen King Universe

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  • @CharactersWelcome
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  • @Silverwind87
    @Silverwind87 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4780

    "Sorry I'm late, I was killed by a truck so my grief-stricken father buried me in the cursed graveyard and I came back wrong."
    "Oh really? Because last I checked the Pet Semetary makes you come back wrong, not come back TARDY!"

    • @Hakumeiun
      @Hakumeiun 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +196

      His test scores indicate they also came back wrong...

    • @kayleesmith6725
      @kayleesmith6725 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

      He wasn’t even old enough to go to school yet! Lol

    • @beastwarsFTW
      @beastwarsFTW 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +106

      "Oh I'm sorry. How about I kill you and see how long it takes for a demon to bring you back or inhabit your dead body and then crawl out of the dirt and get ready for your class?"
      "If you're evil or a demon or whatever then why did you even come to class!?"
      "Well...Thats a good question, well played."

    • @Joey7Z7Horror
      @Joey7Z7Horror 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      This is a golden comment.

  • @CinnamonQuills
    @CinnamonQuills ปีที่แล้ว +2193

    "Sorry sir, I'm late because I was walking to school and the old Wilson place was suddenly fixed up and a nice old lady invited me in for tea, but then the walls started to bleed and she rotted away in front of my eyes and was laughing about my childhood abuse--"
    "CLASSIC Pennywise dodge. Don't any of you read the Pennywise Avoidance flyers we put out? NEVER investigate ANYTHING that looks weird or out of place, that includes restored houses, balloons, shiny objects, dead family members calling for you, wandering pets, and little kids who look lost."

    • @pugtie4695
      @pugtie4695 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      😂

  • @cantaloupegodling352
    @cantaloupegodling352 ปีที่แล้ว +4469

    I love the implication that Bill wouldn't have gotten detention if he had actually finished Pennywise.

    • @Ch50304
      @Ch50304 ปีที่แล้ว +470

      well, he didn't do the homework, and he didn't vanquish a child eating demon, what did he do?

    • @ATMOSK1234
      @ATMOSK1234 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sewer orgy

    • @SappyDuder
      @SappyDuder 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +128

      ​@@Ch50304 his best

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +170

      @@SappyDuder Well his best wasn't good enough now was it?

    • @Cinnaschticks
      @Cinnaschticks 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

      ​@@SappyDuderThis is a school

  • @MatthewTeachout-xj4yy
    @MatthewTeachout-xj4yy 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1553

    “Ok kids in light of new town laws we are now implementing a class about Bullying. As in how to do it because apparently it is the only way to kill demon clowns these days.”

    • @rosettastarlight6239
      @rosettastarlight6239 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +245

      "But not other students because Carrie's starting to learn how to throw stuff with her mind"

    • @AllyGatorAnimator
      @AllyGatorAnimator 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +218

      @@rosettastarlight6239 "I cannot stress this enough. Bully the clown, not the kids. Bowers didn't follow this lesson and now, instead of being a school hero, that damn clown's got him missing the entire semester because he's in an asylum!"

    • @decidueyezealot8611
      @decidueyezealot8611 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      @rosettastarlight6239 even the clown doesn't bother carrie

  • @mate12cf
    @mate12cf ปีที่แล้ว +1484

    Sorry I was late sir, I had to seal an evil doll in a metal box and throw her in a lake

    • @NextToToddliness
      @NextToToddliness ปีที่แล้ว +166

      "As long as you stop saying an evil St. Bernard has been eating your homework, and terrorizing you & your mom. That excuse is getting old, young man."

    • @joshuaingram571
      @joshuaingram571 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He should have ripped the arms off the damn monkey and buried them in different locations.

    • @aradraugfea6755
      @aradraugfea6755 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      "Okay, take your seat, but you get ONE. That doll shows back up, you better not be late again. We don't make excuses for failure here, isn't that right, Bill?"

  • @ZeacorZeppelin
    @ZeacorZeppelin ปีที่แล้ว +3708

    When he talked about the guy bringing a weapon into the school, the funny part is Stephen King has a book like that it's called "Rage"

    • @yalilitman849
      @yalilitman849 ปีที่แล้ว +345

      It probably isn't but it might have been a joke about how that book was written under a pseudonym and so isn't technically part of the Stephen King universe

    • @ZeacorZeppelin
      @ZeacorZeppelin ปีที่แล้ว +173

      @Yali Litman it is written under the Richard Bachman name, though it still takes place in Maine, maybe an offshoot universe. King had the book pulled from printing and I can see why. I have a copy from the Bachman omnibus. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rage_%28King_novel%29?wprov=sfla1

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona ปีที่แล้ว +90

      I say this as someone who likes Stephen king- he’s written a book about everything

    • @timhorton8085
      @timhorton8085 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Bachman is name dropped in the dark tower, its all connected

    • @FiercelyGold
      @FiercelyGold 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      Yeah, but King self censored so we can omit it as well

  • @Carebearritual
    @Carebearritual ปีที่แล้ว +1204

    “i don’t know why that’s funny” about the recalled book Rage is so creative and hilarious

    • @Atlasbr001
      @Atlasbr001 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      that one went over my head lol

  • @m3rrys0ngstr3ss
    @m3rrys0ngstr3ss ปีที่แล้ว +1340

    "Mother Abagail Freemantle is a fine woman, but she is not a school administrator - helping her spread the Good Word does NOT count for your community service hours!"

    • @randomsimpson
      @randomsimpson 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Mayhap it does...mayhap it don't

    • @AndreaLyon-q4x
      @AndreaLyon-q4x 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      **bad coughing jag follows**

    • @chs9999
      @chs9999 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "now get your ass down to principal flags office!"

  • @mas8705
    @mas8705 ปีที่แล้ว +623

    I’m sorry I’m late, Sir. My neighbor’s dog went rabid and kept me trapped in my house- I missed the Cujo drills?! Where the hell was that when I needed it!?

  • @CollegeDroputPowerpoints
    @CollegeDroputPowerpoints ปีที่แล้ว +424

    The best joke is he made the conscious decision to reference the mist of all things.

  • @number3766
    @number3766 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +252

    I love the implication that the teacher has dealt with the steven king shenanigans like it's a 9-5.
    He not only knows where and what the paranormal BS is, but how to stop them and the cost to do so is.
    He's just like "hey kids, don't do this, this and this. That's gonna kill ya this way, that's gonna traumatize you this way, that's a portal to another dimension, ect."

  • @rustyshackleford2950
    @rustyshackleford2950 ปีที่แล้ว +776

    The ending of the skit is how we get "The Stand".

    • @WastedPotential17
      @WastedPotential17 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      People did say that COVID was a Superflu

    • @khayyin359
      @khayyin359 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@WastedPotential17 *Is. Sadly still around, killing thousands a week and disabling far more with long covid.

    • @geeksdo1tbetter
      @geeksdo1tbetter 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Yo! I didn't understand that joke

    • @Voraphiel
      @Voraphiel 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Exactly what I thought!!! 😅

  • @GZilla311
    @GZilla311 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1153

    "Derek, stop throwing tampons at Carrie!"
    The only way it would be better is if he said "Cassie" instead.

    • @SapphireCrusader1988
      @SapphireCrusader1988 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +99

      "Carrie, consider taking one."

    • @denelian116
      @denelian116 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

      ????? The book (and movie) is name _Carrie_ because the girl with the _powers_ is named Carrie. Why would she be Cassie?

    • @rosettastarlight6239
      @rosettastarlight6239 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +223

      I think it's referencing how the principal would get her name wrong and call her Cassie instead of Carrie

    • @denelian116
      @denelian116 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      @@rosettastarlight6239 oh, duh, yeah that would have been that final indignity, wouldn't it?

    • @alexconn7473
      @alexconn7473 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      "Sir if Derek does it again do I have permission to throw it back at him?"
      "You know what Alex go right ahead."
      "Thanks sir and don't worry carrie I got you covered."

  • @Nothing-of-Much-Importance
    @Nothing-of-Much-Importance ปีที่แล้ว +651

    “Hey, Mr Griffin? I dunno if I can do this assignment on religion since the priest is a werewolf and I don’t really wanna risk either being ripped to shreds or turned into a werewolf myself trying to ask him about the church just to probably get a B-“

    • @MrNickPresley
      @MrNickPresley 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +92

      "So, you can go across town and have silver bullets made, but you can't do your assignment? Detention!"

    • @fugitivehunter
      @fugitivehunter 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      I was looking for a comment like that. I love that story.

    • @decidueyezealot8611
      @decidueyezealot8611 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @MrNickPresley facts

    • @schoo9256
      @schoo9256 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Which one is this?

    • @lfischer91
      @lfischer91 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​​@@schoo9256 Cycle of the Werewolf, which was adapted into the movie Silver Bullet.

  • @Ishtarru
    @Ishtarru 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +144

    I loved "You can float your ass on down to the principal's office."

  • @heavybre
    @heavybre 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +159

    "Alright, class, we have a new student from Denver. He recently lost his father in a hotel fire, so please be kind to him, m'kay?"

  • @ChestersonJack
    @ChestersonJack ปีที่แล้ว +1093

    He’ll have to be very careful with the assigned essay over winter break, I know one kid’s family is gonna be going to a hotel for the winter, and that particular hotel has a poor history when it comes to writer’s block and family vacations.

    • @Ch50304
      @Ch50304 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      yes, be careful of that hotel, and the bloody hallways

    • @beastwarsFTW
      @beastwarsFTW 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

      I went there and one of the guest just wrote the same sentence all over the walls and then tried to kill me.
      The bar tender was nice but he tried to get me to kill my loved ones
      ☆☆☆●●

    • @The_Official_Goblin
      @The_Official_Goblin 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      The hotel's decor is nice i heard, however the reception kinda sucks and theres windows that let you look outside when your in the middle of the building. But less people does mean more food for yourself in the food court so id give it a solid 7/10

    • @docrofreborn7497
      @docrofreborn7497 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      They have great parties, don’t they?

  • @InvisibleHotdog
    @InvisibleHotdog 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +376

    Just make sure the car you try to hide in from Cujo isn't a 1950s model

    • @jajajasputin8927
      @jajajasputin8927 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Little bitty pretty one is playing in the distance

    • @jrr2480
      @jrr2480 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Christine is a very dangerous model T 😉

    • @lorierush6561
      @lorierush6561 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ​@@jrr2480 She was a Plymouth Fury.

    • @seanwilkinson7431
      @seanwilkinson7431 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Also the trunk of the Buick 8 is a portal to a monster-infested, Lovecraftian hell dimension that exists between realities.

    • @thequietestengine
      @thequietestengine 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@seanwilkinson7431 someone shouting out Buick 8, respect for you for that.

  • @Lucifersfursona
    @Lucifersfursona ปีที่แล้ว +173

    3:02 “PRFF-“
    “HAHHWHUAAT”
    “That did not break the way I thought!”

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Call cps on carrie’s mom what are you doing

  • @SpeedwagonZaidan
    @SpeedwagonZaidan 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +117

    I read the Great Gatsby in a single day. So Bill needs to get his ass into gear.

  • @Hollyberrystreats
    @Hollyberrystreats 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +202

    "Carrie, consider taking one"

    • @aradraugfea6755
      @aradraugfea6755 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      I mean... look, it's bullying, and it's wrong, but those things aren't cheap. I know a lot of girls that'd be thrilled for the free hygiene products.

  • @oftengruntled5432
    @oftengruntled5432 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    "Sorry teach, I would have made it to class on time but I tripped over part of a ufo in my backyard and then spent like a year unearthing it :/ I really gotta learn better time management, huh?

    • @dmgroberts5471
      @dmgroberts5471 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      "I think you should go by the Nurse's Station, you're looking a little...translucent...and did I see you riding here on a dishwasher moving under its own power? Do you have a permit for that thing?"

    • @lisagulick4144
      @lisagulick4144 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      "But on the other hand, thanks to what I found out, we can power the entire school by wiring a couple of people's brains into this weird machine I built!"

  • @SunWukongTheMonkeyKing
    @SunWukongTheMonkeyKing ปีที่แล้ว +222

    This man thought this through so well. Absolutely glorious.

  • @ReyaitheShadowWolf
    @ReyaitheShadowWolf 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +111

    "Sorry I was late, a guy in a Buick 8 cut me off and unleashed horrors beyond my comprehension."

  • @lydiajevera4250
    @lydiajevera4250 ปีที่แล้ว +1185

    "Im sorry I was late. Aparently one of the other students didn't like how my creative writing assignment ended so she trapped me in her house and tried to make me change it.
    I have the broken leg to prove it."

    • @Emshii_
      @Emshii_ 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

      Missing foot, broken leg, shattered pelvis, missing thumbs too

    • @MURPHYCHACHO
      @MURPHYCHACHO 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

      "Unless you have a doctor's note to go with that leg, I don't wanna hear it."

    • @ArchieRatsworth
      @ArchieRatsworth 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      ​@@MURPHYCHACHO*Shows the teacher my stump*
      How about this missing foot?

    • @wiilov
      @wiilov 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      *Furiously rewrites ending of book-*

    • @SpaceCase132
      @SpaceCase132 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      @@ArchieRatsworthTeacher: … Ok, I’ll allow it, but next time that happens, be sure to have a note.

  • @Kokkurichan
    @Kokkurichan 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +119

    "Sorry I'm late, sir! I slept through my alarm because some kid kept me up all night. He kept scratching at my window and asking me to let him in!"

    • @007kingifrit
      @007kingifrit 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      but that was salem's lot!

    • @Kokkurichan
      @Kokkurichan 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@007kingifrit Not all of the stories he mentioned took place in Derry. Cujo and Needful Things are in Castle Rock and Carrie is in Chamberlain.

  • @Senthiuz
    @Senthiuz 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +81

    "I'm sorry I'm late. It took us half an hour to get by the traffic around the hospital. Something about a Reverend being ressurected?"

  • @slimmsayton
    @slimmsayton 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +195

    …and when you hide in that hot car, make sure it’s not a ‘58 Plymouth Fury…just in case

    • @Luis-Sosa
      @Luis-Sosa 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Red one anyways

    • @MadProphet-iu9ke
      @MadProphet-iu9ke 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Or a Buick. Specifically the trunk of it.

  • @kamomile_tea
    @kamomile_tea ปีที่แล้ว +103

    All of those jokes were so well written and on point

  • @tommychantzis6296
    @tommychantzis6296 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

    "Oh and also , if you ever see a shadow man named "Randal Flagg" in your dreams or in real life , just stay away from him. You don't wanna stand where he stands."

  • @ems3376
    @ems3376 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +85

    The “Rage” joke was spot on!

  • @beckmannm
    @beckmannm 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +281

    "Just this morning, on my way here, a big hawk TOOK OFF with my car!" 😂😂😂😂

    • @Cyclonestorm8
      @Cyclonestorm8 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      … which one is that a reference to?

    • @thing_under_the_stairs
      @thing_under_the_stairs 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@Cyclonestorm8 It.

    • @chaosplank210
      @chaosplank210 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      hawk tuah

    • @bluelightstudios6191
      @bluelightstudios6191 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      it didn't fly away with it. the hawk was humanoid and drove off with it after hot wiring the b*tch

    • @007kingifrit
      @007kingifrit 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@thing_under_the_stairs was it a giant hawk?

  • @MFSeaMen
    @MFSeaMen 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +75

    “I’m sorry I didn’t get the writing assignment done. I allowed my evil brain tumour of a twin brother / split personality to start writing it and accidentally manifested an evil version of myself who killed all my friends”.

    • @Nutshellbound
      @Nutshellbound 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@MFSeaMen "Bachman wasn't a happy person"-Stephen King

    • @seanwilkinson7431
      @seanwilkinson7431 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Yew stole mah stawreh!

    • @Blackheartzero
      @Blackheartzero 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Taking attendance. Madison?
      Madison:
      _Madison!_
      Madison:
      (sigh~) _... Gabriel?_
      Madison: *"Here!"*

  • @husker4life109
    @husker4life109 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    “We dont have to deal with a kid bringing a gun to school…”
    Charlie decker says hold my gun

  • @CJBerdomas
    @CJBerdomas ปีที่แล้ว +276

    Sorry I was late to class, I had to help a Clint Eastwood knock off, a chick in a wheelchair and a heroin addict stop a guy in a red cloak.

    • @thenocturnenarrator
      @thenocturnenarrator 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      *points* I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE AND I LOVE IT

    • @reallyfreakingoodvideogame468
      @reallyfreakingoodvideogame468 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      To be fair, the guy in a red cloak is REALLY bad news.

    • @lorierush6561
      @lorierush6561 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Which one is that? "The stand"?

    • @oscarsalazar5876
      @oscarsalazar5876 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      The guy in the red cloak barely does anything, throws deadly grenades sure, but nowhere as threatening as he was built up to be.

    • @CJBerdomas
      @CJBerdomas 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@lorierush6561 No Dark Tower

  • @Sturmjager
    @Sturmjager 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

    Sorry sir. I had to hitch a ride in a Pontiac with a guy who kept stopping everywhere to have a new portrait of himself painted.

  • @andrewmihovich4252
    @andrewmihovich4252 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

    There's a lot I like about this. ...I don't remember anyone in Needful Things getting trapped in a "mirror dimension."
    I can't help thinking that a journal from Needful Things would look like a leather-bound private journal that had belonged to your favorite author, barely used, with just enough to mark it as having once belonged to them before you make it your own, and to buy it you would have to break up the lawn ornaments of someone else in town who you don't really know but thinks their vendetta with their neighbor is gonna blow up any day now.

  • @879SCSP
    @879SCSP 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

    "A hot car to hide in" CHRISTINE NO

    • @MuertaNox
      @MuertaNox 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Nah, that one wasn't christine. Cujo is nominally about a rabid dog, but to get away from said dog... they were trapped in an old car with no AC in the summer heat. You ever think maybe it's okay to leave your kid in the hot car for just a minute while you run into the store? Yeah. The book tells you exactly WHY you DON'T.

  • @jimothybilliams334
    @jimothybilliams334 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    "This is AP English, but here's some stats for your ass, Bill"

  • @jordanetherington1922
    @jordanetherington1922 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

    I loved all the little references. This guy clearly did the research

    • @Unownshipper
      @Unownshipper 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It’s all very impressive and thorough. Although he could be just a *bit* more meticulous; he probably just directed several of his students into the backseat of a red Plymouth Fury or a blue Buick 8.

  • @thegrimmretails3777
    @thegrimmretails3777 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    "Extra pants and underwear will be available in the nurse's office. You'll know when it happens.

  • @catsndogs98
    @catsndogs98 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    He literally stopped the plot of carrie

  • @kennybrightwell1877
    @kennybrightwell1877 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    I’m sorry I was late sir, there’s a tiger in the boys bathroom, and I had to go really bad.

    • @infectioustomfoolery
      @infectioustomfoolery ปีที่แล้ว +19

      That was the weirdest goddamn story I've ever read lol

    • @lorierush6561
      @lorierush6561 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@infectioustomfoolery Which one is that?

    • @MadProphet-iu9ke
      @MadProphet-iu9ke 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      “Well, you did more to get rid of the tiger than Bill did with the demon clown, so I’ll only list you as tardy.”

    • @MURPHYCHACHO
      @MURPHYCHACHO 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@lorierush6561It's one of his short stories, "Here There Be Tygers". I think it was collected in "Skeleton Crew".

    • @lorierush6561
      @lorierush6561 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@MURPHYCHACHO Thanks 👍

  • @MetastaticMaladies
    @MetastaticMaladies 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    This is great, I love how he includes the audience to repeat stuff like they are his students. Good bit, I loved it

  • @roseJ96
    @roseJ96 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Explaining you're late after getting kidnapped because your father smoked a cigarette.

    • @personamithulu
      @personamithulu 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thanks Quitter's Inc

    • @personamithulu
      @personamithulu 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thanks Quitter's Inc

    • @007kingifrit
      @007kingifrit 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      obscure reference, good job

  • @AntiThunder176
    @AntiThunder176 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +84

    So sorry I’m late sir, I was on my way to school but then a truck with a green goblin face started to chase me down

    • @GZilla311
      @GZilla311 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      No. Excuses.

  • @omalleycaboose5937
    @omalleycaboose5937 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    "I couldn't do the assignment, I walked for hours on the train tracks to find the other student who died

  • @garyking1986
    @garyking1986 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    What’s a shame is how obvious the crowd just isn’t understanding the references

  • @thetriathigamer1544
    @thetriathigamer1544 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    This is so accurate, this is the most accurate teacher impression ever.

  • @spitfireblaziken3663
    @spitfireblaziken3663 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    Sorry I’m late teach. I had to take a bunch of detours in order to avoid getting killed by a microwave, an electric knife, my mom’s car, my dad’s car, a lawnmower, a steamroller, a bunch of other cars and trucks, a semi truck with a goblin face on it, and three vending machines. In that order.
    (Maximum Overdrive for those who don’t know)

  • @Dragonlover553
    @Dragonlover553 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    This is not how I expected to get spoilers for a 99 year old book.

    • @DinoRicky
      @DinoRicky 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The books were made between the 70s to now about 50 years ago

    • @N3k0B0o
      @N3k0B0o 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ​@@DinoRicky he means the Great Gatsby. :)

    • @aradraugfea6755
      @aradraugfea6755 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Look, were you REALLY going to read it at this point?

  • @chrisdavey5530
    @chrisdavey5530 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    follow up announcement from principal Flagg he would like to inform everyone that "we are legion....and please be punctual"

  • @OldCaptainMax
    @OldCaptainMax ปีที่แล้ว +46

    This dude has some Jason Mantzoukas energy goin' on.

  • @jalejablonsky2396
    @jalejablonsky2396 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    “I’m sorry, Teach, I’d made it on time but I was trapped in another dimension and had to come back through a time travel train by having someone I know be fucked an imp… for some reason I couldn’t account for that.”

  • @BB_and_Shroomz83
    @BB_and_Shroomz83 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    I never realized that carrie was one of stephen king's
    I watched the movie when i was young, and never thought about reading the book

    • @Kokkurichan
      @Kokkurichan 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      The book's really good in my opinion. It's mostly told through a compilation of interviews and articles.

    • @MuertaNox
      @MuertaNox 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Not only is it one of Steven King's, it's the first one he got published. Got so frustrated he threw it away halfway done, his wife pulled it out of the trash, read it, and asked What Happens Next.

  • @JDKaye
    @JDKaye ปีที่แล้ว +24

    This was an absolutely epic routine! Excellent job! You did your research! A+

  • @psychogamer7213
    @psychogamer7213 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    "I'm sorry I'm late again sir, My 100 year old Grandpa needed his meds after watching an old movie again. I think It was 'Top Hat' or somethin'."

  • @turquoisesnowflake4613
    @turquoisesnowflake4613 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    "Sorry I'm late, I was trapped in Estes Park because of weather and the hotel I stayed at was technically closed for the season. Lovely hotel, totally haunted"

  • @michaelcaboose8685
    @michaelcaboose8685 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    4:40 Stephen King did write a book about school shooting…

  • @thomasp.1533
    @thomasp.1533 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    “You let the other kids call you trash can man? Come on, have some self respect! You could do great things with your life! You could save the world one day!”

  • @Grim_Sister
    @Grim_Sister 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    “You didn’t read the assignment because you and your friends found a dead body? Ok. And?
    Finding bodies in the street isn’t new in this town.”

  • @elfi643
    @elfi643 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    “You failed to vanquish the clown” IM DYING

  • @Lil-EDaReaper
    @Lil-EDaReaper 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    This needs to be a show shit would be hilarious

  • @ThePhantomSafetyPin
    @ThePhantomSafetyPin 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "We don't have to deal with a kid bringing a gun to school"
    MFW Rage existed.

  • @OhSkyeLanta
    @OhSkyeLanta ปีที่แล้ว +31

    *laughs from the gallows scaffolding*

  • @annaf.w.5154
    @annaf.w.5154 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Not only did you not do the reading, but you failed to kill the clown. XDDDD

  • @IsiahTomas
    @IsiahTomas 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    Shame Professor Xavier never met Carrie.

    • @lizanna6390
      @lizanna6390 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Much happier ending.

    • @williamlancaster5136
      @williamlancaster5136 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I can just imagine him rolling up and yelling Carrie this is not who you are!!! as she's slaughtering her classmates.

    • @lizanna6390
      @lizanna6390 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@williamlancaster5136 he'd get her name right

    • @grayson8633
      @grayson8633 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Jean could probably calm her down given her...experiences😅

  • @rainbowsword8353
    @rainbowsword8353 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    This teacher has the shining

  • @TupocalypseShakur
    @TupocalypseShakur 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Man the teacher looks stressed, I know this one forest he take a relaxing drive through. It's creepy but it'll have him feeling like a new man

  • @oftengruntled5432
    @oftengruntled5432 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This was incredible, absolutely masterful

  • @OpalSpring
    @OpalSpring 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I just need a movie about this teacher. Sighing his way through supernatural forces and just trying to live his life.

  • @NextToToddliness
    @NextToToddliness ปีที่แล้ว +20

    This is brilliant.

  • @sevendeadlysquids404
    @sevendeadlysquids404 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Don’t worry! I’ll never be late. I’d get eaten by Langoliers if I was.

  • @jeffk.9075
    @jeffk.9075 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Thank you algorithm for bringing this to me finally.

  • @AngelWings-r4v
    @AngelWings-r4v 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Funny enough. I can really imagine his voice talking as this character for the show XD

  • @prastarkeepers
    @prastarkeepers 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    "Alright, today, we're going to talk about sex ed, and--Yes, Bev? . . . What do you mean you seven already have experience?"

  • @omnicupid6694
    @omnicupid6694 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    "Sorry I'm late, sir. My family and I went to this hotel for winter break and my dad tried to kill me and my mom. It took a while for us to get back."

    • @anarcho_cyber9119
      @anarcho_cyber9119 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      “Your father alcoholism isn’t a school’s issues Omni, you know back in high school…I tried to ask her out and she said “I’d rather marry a failed author”…look where it got her”

  • @joycebowen8958
    @joycebowen8958 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    😂 when he was talking about showing up on time it reminded me of my English teacher in my junior year of high school. On the first day he told us we could get 9 unexcused tardies each semester for free before he counted them against us. We had 3 excused,3 unexused,and 3 slept late. He ended up being one of my favorite English teachers.❤

  • @MuertaNox
    @MuertaNox 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Not going to lie, I thought the kid who was late at the end of the class would have gotten the response, "Oh, there's a -tiger- in the -bathroom-? All right I've had enough of this bullshit, I'm going to go look."

  • @Juria316
    @Juria316 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Sorry I'm late teach. My family spent the summer being part of a psychic experience program to try to awaken an old house, which turned out to be haunted as all hell, killed several of the other people we were working with, and some ghost lady kept trying to make us stay and fix up said haunted murder home that keeps building itself. And that was just in the first week.

  • @newelljoseph5060
    @newelljoseph5060 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Mr. Griffin: David, glad to see you, did you finish your homework over the summer? You couldn't because your family took a vacation trip and got trapped in a town called Desperation because an evil spirit possessed a cop that killed everyone? The only 'Desperation' I hear, is why you couldn't get the homework done while you were stuck there.

  • @Jason-ji8ql
    @Jason-ji8ql 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Welcome to Nightvale: Steven King Edition

  • @DanielS2001
    @DanielS2001 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    For the last joke, it would have been better if he said, "You're whole family is sick with Captain Trips. Sounds fake." (making a reference to The Stand).

  • @adrianne7882
    @adrianne7882 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “Who did the summer reading?”
    “You did I’m surprised” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @four1629
    @four1629 หลายเดือนก่อน

    this didn't get nearly the audience response i wanted, he made me laugh often. great job!! i think broadening the jokes a little so that ppl who don't get the references will also see the humor may help though

  • @jasonmurdoc9533
    @jasonmurdoc9533 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This deserved more this was brilliant

  • @Gfish17
    @Gfish17 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Wouldn't living in the Stephen King universe with someone like Carrie be just as real as a person with a gun!?
    Perhaps even worse considering guns will eventually jam and run out of ammo.

    • @rickyrhodes9008
      @rickyrhodes9008 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I mean Carrie eventually jammed and ran out of ammo, too.

    • @Loki_K
      @Loki_K 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      It's a reference to Rage. tl;dr book written from school shooter perspective that King voluntarily pulled from the shelves.

  • @NekoChanSenpai
    @NekoChanSenpai 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Teacher forgets the worldwide superflu pandemic known as captain tripps

  • @thefancytophat3662
    @thefancytophat3662 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This is awesome

  • @justincampbell3891
    @justincampbell3891 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    A teacher in a Stephen King book
    Is usually the protagonist.
    Like, it's a trope at this point.
    Unless it's Roland Deschain, King's male novel protagonists usually fall into three categories
    1) child
    2) English teacher
    3) writer
    The female protagonists fall into two categories
    1) crone
    2) virginal but sexually active. The Madonna and the vv#0r3 in a single person.
    That also is a trope. And one of the common complaints about King's writing. Even people who like both him and his writing call him out on it. Peter Straub, with whom he wrote two books, raked him over the coals for that repeatedly.

  • @eldridgebrown3907
    @eldridgebrown3907 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This was freaking hilarious! I LOVE IT!

  • @biedronkagirl
    @biedronkagirl ปีที่แล้ว +10

    i love this!

  • @guineawuv
    @guineawuv 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I'm a huge Stephen King fan and loved this.

  • @BubbaWinter-xh2ml
    @BubbaWinter-xh2ml 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The dark tower connects all his books

  • @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
    @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I loved every moment of this!!!!!

  • @eddiestaud1843
    @eddiestaud1843 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Sorry teach, had to detour from my usual route due to a police roadblock, something about some guy digging out of Shawshank or something.

  • @Unownshipper
    @Unownshipper 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    5:02 “We’re gonna find a hot car and hide in it!”
    Unless that hot car is a cherry red Plymouth named Christine. That’s a hot car you need to stay away from.

  • @voltairousguy4913
    @voltairousguy4913 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    1:05 Hawk Twah referenced

  • @bigoldgoofball
    @bigoldgoofball 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "I you need to get up and leave for the bathroom you must take a pass or the tiger will get you, I don't know how many times I have to repeat this, just take the goddamn pass."