Pains, Trains and Dinomobiles

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  • @juliomontoya8824
    @juliomontoya8824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    Jerma and Ster are pretty much two faces of the same chaotic coin. The main difference being that Ster is the kind of guy who starts a fire in order to amuse himself, while Jerma is the kind of guy who accidentally sets himself on fire.

    • @Jazz-dh2ds
      @Jazz-dh2ds 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Then Jerma laughs about it

    • @YangBalanceYin
      @YangBalanceYin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Perfect description.

  • @xemiii
    @xemiii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1259

    came for the dinosaurs, stayed for the dinosaur

    • @danialakasyah8928
      @danialakasyah8928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      The dinosaur was literally doing everything. I couldn't have imagined what would've happen if he didn't accidentally joined.

    • @ammarsp
      @ammarsp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wait a minute, where did the "s" go

    • @jcoolmar
      @jcoolmar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That’s not very nice, he’s only in his 30s

    • @johnjowari7128
      @johnjowari7128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The S moves silent like a G in lasagna.

    • @MicahMotion
      @MicahMotion 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lol!

  • @glb0768
    @glb0768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1248

    someone should make a video or game that takes advantage of the fact that jerma doesnt wear his right earbud
    id love to watch him realize he hasnt made progress in a game for 10 minutes because the instructions were going through the other earbud

    • @reesehorsley5818
      @reesehorsley5818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Holy shit i love this idea, just a jerma fangame where it tells how to do everything and jerma cant hear it. Chat would go mad.

    • @SNIperofDARKness02
      @SNIperofDARKness02 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      @@reesehorsley5818 It should be a puzzle game, but the catch is all the hints/answers are told through the right ear. So you can solve the puzzle without it but the chat will go berserk over how incompetent Jerma is when being spoon fed the answer.
      Albeit it probably would only last a few minutes until Jerma puts his right ear bud. but this concept could work in a game not necessarily devoted to that joke.

    • @vigilantslacker6039
      @vigilantslacker6039 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Imagine him realizing and then trying to defend himself from Star. It would be impossible.

    • @TheOneAndOnlyZeno
      @TheOneAndOnlyZeno 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@reesehorsley5818 Chat would fucking ruin it by saying "RIGHT EAR STUPID STREAMER SUX"

    • @leepicbaconman1553
      @leepicbaconman1553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Ok but now imagine that, but the other earbud is telling the WRONG instructions. Pure confusion and chaos. Maybe even have it switch back and forth between which earbud is right and which is wrong

  • @RickJaeger
    @RickJaeger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +498

    boy that dinosaur got out fast when the name reveal was happening, he must be a dev

  • @holymackerelthethird2478
    @holymackerelthethird2478 3 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    LIFE IS TRAIN, I HATE

    • @holymackerelthethird2478
      @holymackerelthethird2478 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@remingtonsteele9431 Roasting your carrots before adding them to a stew will add a richer depth of flavor to the final product

    • @crit7514
      @crit7514 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Still the best video he has made

  • @toothmello
    @toothmello 3 ปีที่แล้ว +626

    I love when a mystery player from the chat comes in and wipes the floor with Jerma and anyone else playing

    • @rudeboyspodcast
      @rudeboyspodcast 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Whenever an obscure game is played, chances are there's at least one expert on chat like "THIS IS MY CHANCE"

    • @123ace77
      @123ace77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I love the 3 streamers watching someone from chat play a game

  • @helloofthebeach
    @helloofthebeach 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    The dinosaur is like a griefer or stream sniper except they just want everyone to have a good time. I love this dinosaur.

  • @onlinestonedogii
    @onlinestonedogii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    i love how they just keep the dinosaur player around, like they didnt even bother thinking about it

    • @jakesommer3914
      @jakesommer3914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      When you're on payroll but no one remembers hiring you.

  • @bolicob
    @bolicob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +822

    The only difference between Ster and Etalyx's voice is the mic quality

    • @rustroomofdoom
      @rustroomofdoom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      i literally couldnt tell they were both there until he got in game and they discussed who was who

    • @divineterabyte5181
      @divineterabyte5181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Ster is Etalyx's alt account

    • @frogfrog666
      @frogfrog666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yeah i literally thought the one of the guys was a random player for like the first 5 mins lol

    • @johnjowari7128
      @johnjowari7128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And also Etalyx is sarcastic 98% of the time while Ster is 75%. Sometimes the roles are reversed though.

    • @RickJaeger
      @RickJaeger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Etalyx's accent helps distinguish it.

  • @hevoo
    @hevoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    For some reason, the narrative that they're a dev who REALLY wanted to play with their favorite streamer(s) so they took advantage of their dev powers to force their way into their game... is very cute to me. That's adorable, in fact.

  • @imBailout
    @imBailout 3 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    jerma said during one of the brb’s that he chose this game because “it reminded me of my childhood.” take that as you will.

    • @NotCOPPAFTCA
      @NotCOPPAFTCA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @Brokkr That explains why he's so short.

    • @Anzallos
      @Anzallos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @Brokkr Still a boomer tho

  • @Livingroomset799Dep
    @Livingroomset799Dep 3 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    It’s crazy that Jerma and John Candy knew each other back when they both did movies

    • @janesmith1840
      @janesmith1840 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Fun fact, Jerma actually caused his death

    • @gooseygooseman1383
      @gooseygooseman1383 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@janesmith1840 I still can't believe he was able get off scott free at the murder trial

    • @BodywiseMustard
      @BodywiseMustard หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@janesmith1840 Jerma is a hero if true

  • @isaacfree7813
    @isaacfree7813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Music and them talking somehow started to mixing into a song somehow around 4:24

    • @bolicob
      @bolicob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That sounded really good actually wow

    • @rodbot
      @rodbot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sick remix

  • @cyberbug578
    @cyberbug578 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    “It’s people like you are why we‘ll never find hilarys emails”

  • @bouchieQ
    @bouchieQ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +651

    Everytime Jerma uploads I cower in fear

    • @TheLunarMan
      @TheLunarMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      as you should

    • @sharkbait6699
      @sharkbait6699 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I personally kneel and pray

    • @noahk3496
      @noahk3496 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’m breaking out in a cold sweat

    • @thatsreallyamoon
      @thatsreallyamoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      personally i just insta nut

    • @battlefront81
      @battlefront81 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sorry if this is a dumb question but is this an official Jerma channel? Uploaded by Jerma?

  • @steampoweredmaniac5359
    @steampoweredmaniac5359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    Jeremy randomly deciding that the train needed to turn around in order to get the gold should be shown in college lectures as a study on conformity, and the rise of irrational beliefs through the assenting of a more vocal minority.

    • @Luigiofthegods
      @Luigiofthegods 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      And then STAR_ fucking *SPIT in his COFFEE*

  • @bishubi
    @bishubi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    i unironically believed that etalyx was ster for years until i watched this video

  • @tovarischshashlikov
    @tovarischshashlikov 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Im convinced that there are AT LEAST 5 people in this video

  • @NotCOPPAFTCA
    @NotCOPPAFTCA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +626

    Wow this "Impostor is Sus guy" is funny I hope he gets more attention. I love indie streamers.

    • @joeyghostx
      @joeyghostx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I like your joke sonny.

    • @blueluma6187
      @blueluma6187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He’s so niche!

    • @johnjowari7128
      @johnjowari7128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I remember watching him when he was still in his mom's basement at 1 A.M with an Unregistered HyperCam 2 set-up streaming to no one. What a legend.

    • @spoopyscaryskelebones3846
      @spoopyscaryskelebones3846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@johnjowari7128 oh that’s a good one

    • @rurathn5534
      @rurathn5534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah he also just recently began his streaming career hopefully it'll take off!

  • @Serucipe
    @Serucipe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I love how Jerma acts as the father figure to the two married men he's friends with.

  • @beewilson5555
    @beewilson5555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    ty mackerel I needed this right now ❤️

  • @rickyrockstar1233
    @rickyrockstar1233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    10:14
    Jerma discovers what is fog.

    • @Rocky-ve9iv
      @Rocky-ve9iv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He's learning more about the world every day, I'm so proud

    • @mystcat3
      @mystcat3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "It's called draw dist- ... Nevermind..."
      Fucking squid girl

  • @Funkyent
    @Funkyent 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    JERMA VS STAR! JERMA VS STAR! AND SOME RANDOM INDIE CEO IS IN THE CALL

  • @ood9700
    @ood9700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    Initially I thought the other guy was just Jerma with a voice modulator on

    • @AppliedGats
      @AppliedGats 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      th-cam.com/video/dND0O3ENWbQ/w-d-xo.html
      Welcome to my favorite jerma joke

    • @OryxTheMadGod3
      @OryxTheMadGod3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Maybe it was just jerma playing on 4 different computers while talking to himself in different voices

    • @Jvirus2
      @Jvirus2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Back when army of two first came out

  • @Boney9551
    @Boney9551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    If the brb in the highlights lasts over 2 minutes you know it’s a good video

  • @nothing4mepls973
    @nothing4mepls973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    The way the dinosaur played without taking control or being disruptive is really nice. A rando stream sniping constructively and the streamers just going along with it is wonderful and I want to see more.

  • @TheRentown
    @TheRentown 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Nice to see Dino collab with smaller streamers like the imposter is sus guy.

  • @dezzy2357
    @dezzy2357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The fact that the three of them are such an incompetent team is hilarious.

  • @13megaprime
    @13megaprime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    HERMIT psycho spends majority of life indoors, doesn't know what fog is

  • @uppercut4111
    @uppercut4111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Dinosaur Train was my childhood, man.

  • @tricky8579
    @tricky8579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The dinosaur train intro just unlocked a memory I didn’t know I had anymore

  • @Zeephon
    @Zeephon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:32 it's been so long since he's done the "star_ asshole voice"

  • @FallenSnakashi
    @FallenSnakashi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    4:45 “Uh oh”
    I fucking love you jerma

  • @bluesheepminecraft
    @bluesheepminecraft 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It makes my soul happy to hear Etalyx in these videos, his channel was one of my favs back in high school

  • @nyarg33
    @nyarg33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    its so fucking painful watching them turn the ENTIRE train around when they can just step on the bolt...

  • @100GamesofDeath
    @100GamesofDeath 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    im losing my mind over the guys sudle movements trying to tell the guys to do what he is saying

  • @gostigoo6706
    @gostigoo6706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Can we talk about how the seeds were "poopa" and "sexfa"

  • @tomsvarietychannel8099
    @tomsvarietychannel8099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    in all seriousness, shout out to this *INSANE* streamer for being the biggest source of serotonin to get me thru the pandemic

    • @blueluma6187
      @blueluma6187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      PSYCHOTIC streamer makes his fans HAPPY during ROUGH TIMES

    • @SuperCakeKing
      @SuperCakeKing ปีที่แล้ว +1

      serotonin is not the “happy chemical”

  • @crunchytoast4993
    @crunchytoast4993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jerma, etalyx, and ster all have good chemestry, these streams are always fun

  • @whynotanyting
    @whynotanyting 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    House Flipper brings out the deepest darkest corners of Jerma

  • @Ataro104
    @Ataro104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    this game actually looks really fun!

  • @lowcostfish
    @lowcostfish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Why are you watching this? Jeremy is streaming right now

    • @metformin3154
      @metformin3154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yo thanks for telling me

    • @icchorist
      @icchorist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Jåsh No they dont

    • @delightfulkissboy8926
      @delightfulkissboy8926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm watching both at the same time to maximize my Jerma consumption.

    • @Martin0
      @Martin0 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I only want to see the good parts

    • @isaak8145
      @isaak8145 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@icchorist thought I'd give my input on this strangers emotions, i don't think they do they're lying

  • @AkuAnkka69
    @AkuAnkka69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I read Dinomobiles as Dildomobiles and got very confused

  • @cscottk9025
    @cscottk9025 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    jerma is a computer AI that broke the code

  • @christianitis
    @christianitis 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    These video titles just keep getting better and better

  • @spongegar
    @spongegar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Their seed is "poopa5s"

  • @Matt-ry5xj
    @Matt-ry5xj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    one guy GOAT

  • @TheNosnets
    @TheNosnets 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dino lad was a very good addition and was very polite

  • @MrLassner11
    @MrLassner11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    bring back dinosaur week! >:3

  • @orangefroot
    @orangefroot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love to see both ster and etal content in the same video

  • @carlll7596
    @carlll7596 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    oh wait, this was a game i thought of getting! nice to see the GERM played it

  • @RandomTomatoSoup
    @RandomTomatoSoup 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I knew I wasn't the only one who drinks the Jerma Spit Special

  • @KelBShobra
    @KelBShobra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Babe come quick jerma uploaded

    • @Hally-oc8ry
      @Hally-oc8ry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No ones coming…

    • @djsnortski2724
      @djsnortski2724 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wanted to show my gf jerma but I haven’t quite found the appropriate video yet!

  • @SweetPeteInTheBackSeat
    @SweetPeteInTheBackSeat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Getting back seat anxiety watching them play

  • @frog985-2
    @frog985-2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    idk what im looking at, but jerma make funny noise

  • @xtremegaming1232
    @xtremegaming1232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Miss Spider's Sunny Patch Friends for next intro

  • @trutwhut6550
    @trutwhut6550 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Haha great video jerma!

  • @tharwab
    @tharwab 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    my favorite part was when jerma said “choo choo i’m a train hehe!”

  • @ShuckleShellAnemia
    @ShuckleShellAnemia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Abusively possessive streamer BANS his boyfriend from making new friends over the phone

  • @simplename1064
    @simplename1064 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Can't believe jerma watch baby show

  • @akinstar7326
    @akinstar7326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i bought this game because of this stream : )

  • @choppa3358
    @choppa3358 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    For anyone wondering: +49 is what you dial for a german mobile number

  • @Neamhain97
    @Neamhain97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    this stream is so old wait

  • @MrRawrgasmic
    @MrRawrgasmic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I've said it many times before. Jerma is the only content creator that I can stomach being so awful at games

  • @whynotanyting
    @whynotanyting 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dinosaur guy was probably already playing the game when the stream started

  • @Vulioll
    @Vulioll ปีที่แล้ว

    this is making me go crazy

  • @jamesforgington3315
    @jamesforgington3315 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ster is a min-max gamer while Jerma is a casual gamer

  • @CrengTab
    @CrengTab 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jermas kid's gonna walk for the first time and think its a dev

  • @coleharrison3171
    @coleharrison3171 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    YEAAAAAAAAAH DINOSAUR TRAIN INTRO WOOO YEAAAH

  • @HeyJinx
    @HeyJinx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    WTF JERMA REAL??? ?? ?? ??

  • @inbhir_nis
    @inbhir_nis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    etalyx will side with jerma even if he is clearly wrong

  • @narwhalguy3829
    @narwhalguy3829 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    YES PLEASE PLAY MORE

  • @Slirthart
    @Slirthart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jerma and Star is what I really needed today. Thank you

  • @bugjams
    @bugjams 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    random dinosaur player for Jerma Rumble 2021

  • @4shar
    @4shar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10:02
    "he just does things"
    probably how my parents talk about me

  • @bugbug44
    @bugbug44 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    i couldn’t tell that there were 3 people playing the game for 6 minutes because ster and etalyx sound exactly the same

  • @mrjohnnyk
    @mrjohnnyk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    So this is how they built the railroads

  • @waffleless
    @waffleless 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dev-osaurus Trax

  • @foxdie8302
    @foxdie8302 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    when star said "fuck you guys" I really felt that

  • @Zanytiger6
    @Zanytiger6 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Dinosaur is either Sters Wife or Sters Mom

  • @partypotry
    @partypotry 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    7 mins into the video & i just realized etalyx was there

  • @vertono6084
    @vertono6084 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    My brain feels ere-measurable pain.

  • @strangeWaters
    @strangeWaters 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    etalyx is their auspistice

  • @sanspun
    @sanspun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    devinsaur

  • @nerdygmr5
    @nerdygmr5 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    IS THAT THE GRIM REAPER?

  • @kaelenosmond4352
    @kaelenosmond4352 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This soundtrack do be shmackin

  • @nou1178
    @nou1178 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dino viewer for Jerma Rumble 2004

  • @daniel.holbrook
    @daniel.holbrook 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    this music fucking *SLAPS* yo

  • @itsgiorno2311
    @itsgiorno2311 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    everyone loves dino guy :)

  • @JioVega
    @JioVega 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    And then i fucking spit in his coffee

  • @pirrups
    @pirrups 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    love u jerma

  • @snaak7664
    @snaak7664 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    jerma and ster are my favorite gamers

  • @chrxstt
    @chrxstt 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks

  • @halo7372
    @halo7372 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love Dino

  • @sirpsycactus
    @sirpsycactus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    i propose we replace the catboy jerma punishment with a dinosaurboy jerma punishment where he has to be eaten by the dinosaur from this game on stream to make up his debt

  • @BananaPhoPhilly
    @BananaPhoPhilly 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Etalyx sounds like YMS Adam with a slightly lower voice lol

  • @aka_miso
    @aka_miso 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jerma and star my favorite videos

  • @jobelplayedminecraft3700
    @jobelplayedminecraft3700 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    dinosaur supremacy

  • @abdul-rahman7606
    @abdul-rahman7606 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great video Jerma Two, made me LOL
    Anyone else get like 5/6 ads during the video though? Like in addition to the two before the video starts? TH-cam must really be ramping it up. I’m on mobile so that’s why I don’t have Adblock.

  • @lewismartin533
    @lewismartin533 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Loved this :)