EDF - Safe For Work Pizza Party
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 16 ก.ย. 2024
- WARNING: This video is VIVID and DESCRIPT
Etalyx:
twitch.tv/etalyx
Ster:
twitch.tv/ster
Editor:
Holy Mackerel The Third
/ @holymackerelthethird2478
Main Channel
/ jerma985
Twitch Stream:
/ jerma985
After star broke into jerma's house and took the 100k jerma couldn't afford clothing which is why he doesn't wear clothes
Robert Isaksson god I love Jerma lore
That needs to be formally admitted to the wiki
Y'know this might be the first time I've heard both etalyx and ster talk at the same time. Despite that, I'm still not convinced they're separate people.
We actually got to confirm that this is real thanks to Holly who posted a photo of jerma streaming smite while naked
Jerma and ster getting pissed at each other and then etalyx just saying random shit to mediate it is my favorite thing on earth
Etalyx is fucking precious. He's got the right amount of snark and humour; I wish Jerma would stream with him more, they're a great combo.
@Your dad NLSS type shit between these 3 would actually be godly.
First 2 mins is a opening scene of a porno between Star and Jerma
_Everybody wants to see this happen._
Didokell I appreciate this comment
Was it dwarvorf pworn?
Peck
What are you doing, step bro?
*Jerma talking about being naked and opening his webcam*
-Everybody wants to see this happen
Ohh Jerma
th-cam.com/video/kX706YrqGwQ/w-d-xo.html
There’s something so I N H E R E N T L Y S A T I S F Y I N G about this game
A N T V O R E
SHO SHATISFYING?
There's something vivid and descript about this game
Can somebody explain this comment please, sorry.
@@blizzard2508-k7n th-cam.com/video/WXH0m_vLIXo/w-d-xo.html&ab_channel=2ndJerma The video where that quote comes from
This is actual unedited footage of Jerma fighting regular sized ants, as you can see, Jerma is smaller than these ants.
Along with every other human in existence too.
Wait, it's all Compact?
@@ChrisNinjaEagle Always has been...
even more so now with the cat boy outfit he really has become sailor jeremy
Wait I don’t get it
Don't think that we didn't notice how interested STAR_ was in naked Jerma
Did you guys hear that? Jerma's gotta be in the MOOD for STAR!
Wait, Jerma said once he dies he will hire a whole carnival... boys the carnival stream hes making is his actual funeral
Suicide plot
And we’re gonna crash it...
where's the slingshot part tho
wait.. was him being dumped into a pool the budget version of that??? was jerma reborn there, right in the pool????
New video
New video with ster
New video with ster and Etalyx
And it's EDF
This is a good video
Jerma flashes star_
Jerma flashes star_
nobody wanted to see that happen
besides star you mean
Everybody wanted to see that
18:07 "The other dwarf game. Where you're in the tunnels and you dig."
You have no idea how many games that describes.
I'm pretty sure he meant Deep Rock Galactic but it was hilarious watching him describe the most bog standard setting for video games and getting fifty wrong suggestions in response.
Local ant fetishist reportedly eats peanut butter on pizza
*Snap back to reality, oh there goes gravity, oh tHERE GOES GRAVITY*
OH THERE GOES GRAVITY
“Why is no one helping me”
Etalyx: This is how fan fictions start
DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS
Every time i hear Etalyx in Jerma's video i have to doublecheck that it isn't soundboard
Those frog enemies were so VIVID and DESCRIPT
Seeing Jerma splayed on the ground in the form of a knocked out anime babe as STAR stomps towards giant frog aliens in a mech suit while he unloads a laser gatling into said frogs gives me indescribable feelings of joy.
You could say it’s “inherently satisfying.”
Alright I don’t wanna get too sappy but I genuinely smile when I see that this channel uploads.
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Jerma short
Gotem
Local streamer admits to flashing friends, family, and nearly 50,000 viewers
Jerma : I watch anime every day. I've seen every episode of Dodo's Blizzard adventure and Fun mental alchemy.
I'm glad Boomer has become a new PornHub genre.
Hunter, Jockey, and Spitter also became one....
Survivor gets POUNDED HARD by Tank
I just threw up a little in my mouth.
Charger's got me~
Double incapacitation
0:47 Such a perfect Jerma impression 😂😂😂
how kind of GrillMasterxBBQ to make an appearance on the stream after his and Jerma's extreme falling out
This game must be how Jerma sees the world
I'm with Jerma on this one, best pants are no pants. Pants restrict your soul.
Luke Bryer They restrict erections as well.
Is there a difference?
Deadly SP “Corporate wants you to find the difference between these two concepts.”
“... There is no difference.”
Basketball shorts are where it's at.
Mighty Minotaur I understand that reference. +2
yes jerma and star back together babyyyyyyyy
Oh, I felt Jerma's backfire when he said "I hope you open it up and sit on it!" when I played a guy called Seeker[buncha numbers] and yelled to him "hey seeker, why don't you seek my ass" and he promptly asked me what that meant.
"What is something a burglar doesn't want to see when breaking into a house"
NAKED JERMA
even got ster's Wife Laugh (tm) in there. how much was that worth in royalties?
Kinda sad. He paid for ster’s wife to laugh but not for Kim’s laugh.
YIP
"There's nothing I like about you" Ster 2019
Jerma taking his shirt off to take a shower and then engaging in a conversation is the definition of jermaGrinner from last night.
“I hope you open the pizza and SIT ON IT” new insult
"Nothing is impossible!-" ***MISSION FAILED***
There's actual Jerma and Ster fanfiction:
"Frustrated, but laughing, Jerma passes the keyboard to STAR, where their hands meet for a moment- on purpose or by accident? "Er-" STAR quickly withdraws the keyboard, rushing to cover up the second of tension. Sure enough, however, the explosion from the flare kills Jerma's character. Jerma laughs- either nervously or from the scene.
They're both blushing, but hide it from each other."
That’s gay
"I am going to kill you guys..." Jerma:"WHAT!?" "In this game with artillery. Friendly fires on."
The band's back together, but also butt.
I love how these guys are all just talking about inane real-life stuff as the legit 10/10 b-movie dialogue is going on in the background.
Oh man. This stream was amazing. It had that old sterma feeling to it
Jerma wants to be in mood for Star
"Muck muck"
Broke: inherently satisfying
Woke: vivid and descript
Jerma accidentally invented the only type of pizza that would be more despised than pineapple pizza.
Peanut butter on a pizza actually sounds pretty good. It already goes great on burgers with cheese and sweet chilli sauce 👍
@@TheArtlessBodger Have you been to Milwaukee Burger Company?
Swedish people put apples and strawberries on there
@@frank144p4 not gonna lie I'd totally try that. Are they baked into the pizza topping or put on afterwards?
@@TheArtlessBodger you are the perfect example of why insane asylums exist
I feel like any time Etalyz and jerma stream with ster, there is this palpable anxiety as the two wait to see what fucked up shit ster says next.
Is this the streamer who was banned for graphic nudity ON STREAM?!?!!
The best trio
Jerma must REALLY hate wearing pants since he keeps playing as that character.
In any case it's good to see Jerma get the kinda Nudism Representation he deserves.
"Diwarf Court"
There’s no better feeling than just barely picking up that last weapon box before the “Mission Cleared” screen fades to black
2:48
My life is complete :)
japanese developers be like "women in the military don't wear pants, right?"
Nice video bro :)
the first thing i do whenever i get home from anything is take off my pants
BACK TO REALITY
Oh, there goes gravity, oh, there goes gravity, oh, there goes gravity, oh, there goes gravity, oh, there goes gravity, oh, there goes gravity...
seconds in....
I see jerma and star but where's boo?
*right behind you*
Etalyx consumed him
Oh god
Boo is in the call!
@Willem DaFuckedUp y'know dont say s-swears
POOOORN, PIZZAAAA, PEANUT BUTTEEEEERRR
5:29 [Distant woo]
That is the greatest thumbnail ever created in the history of mankind
Something is inherently satisfying here
Anyone else witness that Jerma level of contagious laughter when etalyx said to press every button?
Jerma tanks 106 damage surviving with one point of health.
back to reality
Mr.Sexy screaming in the background gets me everytime.
ster and etalyx dope
Jerma if by some miracle you see this I want you to know how scarily similar both of our dream funerals are. A few months ago I proposed this elaborate plan which consisted of a fun party for my funeral for everyone then afterwards launching my casket to space or the ocean. I cannot stress how weird and awesome it is that we think so similarly about this subject.
E - Safe
D - For
F - Work
Inherently Satisfying
This is S-tier banter courtesy of the Jermaverse.
“There’s nothing that I like about you”
Short streamer reveals he doesn’t wear clothes in public
*Compact streamer squeezes his butt to a mirror naked in public.
Ok who wears no pants to battle with giant space bugs?
FUCK, I have been waitng so long an upload on the main channel. I didnt even know there was 2nd channel. GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!
YES IVE WAITED SO LONG FOR MORE EDF
If one day jerma would just walking down the street with no shirt on i would not be surprised anymore
Or the opposite, just wears double shirt just to be sure
18:44 *Nice*
R.I.P. pizza department
Frogs BLAST scantily clad jetpack user
i never knew you fucking lived with Etalyx
Close your eyes at 15:30 and just appreciate the noise
I'm dying laughing over the thought of STER somehow opening his pizza and sitting on it... A+ insult
Speaking of Pizza Parties, Jerma should be on the RebelTaxi Pizza Party Podcast
18:44 Thank you, Jerma
jerma c3< etalyx c3< ster
Comedy trio.
18:30 DEEP ROCK GALACTIC.
3:06 that ragdoll animation was sick
very vivid and descript thank you
In this episode, Jerma finally embraced his membership to the “don’t wear clothes at home” club. We are a strong and good-natured club, we welcome all to throw off the shackles of any and all articles of clothing in the confines of our domiciles.
Theres nothing wrong with being naked in your own house jerma. Sometimes you just gotta go tarzan
Jerma will never be forgotten
Happy to see more jerma and ster_ :)
dwavorce court
Hell yeah, my favorite podcast: Pizza, Porn, and Planetary Invasion
Satisfying
JERMA AND STAR?!!!
ITS HAPPENING
Uni Realm They’ve been doing stuff together again for like a year
Jerma is educated in foods but he’s addicted to McDonalds
Glad to see Los Angeles getting some love in the thumbnail.
This was so good I watched it twice in a row! lol. Though I have to ask, have the uploads on this channel slowed down? I'm worried he might do the same thing he did with his main channel, somehow thinking he should / can only put out higher and higher budgeted content. I think there are editors for this channel though, so hopefully the fewer uploads was just a temporary thing.
Oh my god, does Sterma come back in the most recent saga of the Jermanga?
Hey look, ster is playing something besides Overwatch and Hearthstone.