@@Dinoisnotabiscuit-ry1uz holy shit, it took me 3 times to read that and reasilze my typo im a fucking idiot i meant to type 24/7, so sorry for the confusion 💀
Btw lil tidbit but correct me if I'm wrong but isn't it called shoplifting bc people would slightly lift the edges of ancient shops to steal the money they kept underneath?
Matthew 5:27-30 Jesus says here, Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery: but I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart. And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell. And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell. Jesus didn't specifically say to rcut your hands, or plluck your eye out, Jesus way saying that if any thing that causes you to sin remove that out of your Jesus saves God bless.😊😊
@@PraiseTheLordyourGodJesus AAACK I A DEVIL.... SOFT ACTUALLY MAKING SENSE EMGLISHHHHH AAAA HOLY SHIT *I a Christian so this isn't meant to be fucking offensive don't worry yall
I swear, there's going to be some phonk edit video that's actually serious and says "Gays have no rights" or something like that and there's going to be people in the comments agreeing with the person who said it
The old folks in the government are actually trying to get child labor back.. They're also trying to raise the age at which you can vote... Conspiracy?
badger is just collecting all the gym badges of animation and editing right now edit: so my comments are just so on the same wavelength as half of this community that i get 12k likes in 18 hours? pretty cool. keep em comin please
“Children in the dark make mistakes, and mistakes in the dark make children” *PHONK ESCALATES* Edit: hmoly shiyt thats a lot of likes than usual wow tysm
@@JojobeananimatesNononono You understood chara wrong Chara is mad at the humans for locking the monsters up Then got insane And then wanted to kill both humans AND monsters Chara doesn’t want excuses It‘s just genocide
"It's not kidnapping, it's suprise adoption"
*PHONK PLAYS*
THATS _LITERALLY_ PERFECT
Underrated comment.
Makes sense
BAHAHHAHAAA
edit: jk but HOLY FKN SHIT WHY TF- I LAUGHED LOL I FKN LAUGHED WHY U LIKIN THIS SHIT BAHAHAHAHA
Mandalorian vibes
"It's not a war crime if you had fun"
*Phonk plays*
--Anakin Skywalker
It's not one the first time.
Warframe in a nutshell. That and
Do you have epilepsy? Would you like to?
Big smile from Yamerica
The nazis had a good reason for war crimes (phone music)
“All jokes are funny with the right delivery, except abortion jokes, there is no delivery” *PHONK PLAYS*
OMG HOW HAS NO ONE RESPONDED TO THIS
@@LainGomez-ix6kg I don’t fucking know and I don’t fucking care tbh
Nice 😂
Took me a second to
I’ve seen this joke on offendingeverybody
No hate but just noticed it
"It's only illegal if there's witnesses"
*PHONK PLAYS*
Rdr2 😂😂😂😂😂
"It Isn't homicide if your homie Isn't by your side"
*Intense Phonk*
XD
@@nigidoujunior4376 XD
I’m dead bro 😂💀
"swiss miss instant piss"
Phonk music
@@dildo_destroyer-445 “Phone music “
"it's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits"
PHONK PLAYS
Fu@k nah bro got me crying😭, then dying on the floor💀, then meeting death☠️, then seeing Jesus💀🙏
💀💀💀💀💀
out of all the onesi read i laugh to death on this
@@user-vn4uf7mp8wdid you shit today
Fucking halores im dead 💀🤣😭😂😩😫💀🤣😭😂😩😫💀
“If it’s not tight, it’s not right”
*phonk music plays*
no no no i hear him again
@@CookieGamer-tq7ymHI MY FRIEND, HOW ARE YOU?
@@fenrir049 good and you? (do i know you?)
@@CookieGamer-tq7ym I'm just an ordinary commenter, nothing special.
@@fenrir049 ok
"It's not Manslaughter if it's a woman" PHONK PLAYS
"Everything before 10 is breakfast"
*Phonk starts playing*
This comment is perfect
"The first meal of the Day is always Breakfast"
So does it count for tomorrow at 10:01?
@@doubleutubefan5 for my definition the day ends at midnight, so if you have your first meal of the day on 11:55pm, then that's breakfast!
@@Azrael_Rhincoyou mean 23:55?
"You can't spell slaughter without laughter"
*Phonk plays*
Man I'm dead
@@user-wc9rl6bo7sI would ask with laughter or literally, but I think the answer’s both
Drawn together huh😂
That’s actually fire😂😂
Very true my friend
“It’s not genocide, It’s population control”
*PHONK PLAYS*
Not really funny since what's going on in the world right now
@@Sahara-jl7kt womp womp
@@sora.exe.Corniest shit I've ever heard 😂
@@Sahara-jl7kt womp womp
@@Sahara-jl7ktgenocide is always happening this is just a particular shit storm
« A war crime isn’t one if not discovered »
*PHONK INTENSIFIES*
"I am wanted in 38 states for vehicular manslaughter"
Phonk plays
Underrated
Underated
and 12 more to go.
It ain’t underrated alright
Those Just stop Oil turds prolly deserved it...oops
"Remember don't kill yourself because that shit kills you"
*Phonk plays*
Had me cracking up XDDD
@@nb70783😐
@@wak_as_ho😐 indeed
@@CarterFootBum12😐 I Agree With You Bro
@@FlamOnVrwhat he do
"i just blew up toilet at 4.20 am"
*Super intense phonk*
"It aint gay, if its with your homie"
*Intense phonk music*
This is exactly how my two brain cells discussed what phonk was after I learned who Dr.Livesey was
same
@@antisanity_same
*d u h*
wow
Dr who now?
"Cannibalism solves both overpopulation and world hunger"
PHONK PLAYS
💀
this comment is my entire vibe 27/7 you are amazing.
@@Toastymandias_bro do you even know what 27/7 is? First of all that ain't even a real word it's 24/7
@@Dinoisnotabiscuit-ry1uz holy shit, it took me 3 times to read that and reasilze my typo im a fucking idiot i meant to type 24/7, so sorry for the confusion 💀
😂😂😂
"It's not shoplifting if I lifted the shop." *Phonk plays*
Btw lil tidbit but correct me if I'm wrong but isn't it called shoplifting bc people would slightly lift the edges of ancient shops to steal the money they kept underneath?
“Colorful elephants danced on the moon while eating chocolate cake."
PHONK PLAYS
I didn't kill your parents, I merely made your backstory more compelling. *Phonk plays.*
Joe, chill.😂
i killed a person with a knife *Phonk plays.*
Dam batman isn't breaking his no kill policy he just simply not using it anymore.
Ayoooo? Like this shit.
"I didnt make you an orphan, i made you a superhero"
"It's not a hate crime if you loved doing it"
That's...
Understandable sir, have a good day.
-Random officer
Bruh…. What
OH NO 😂😂😂
700th like
I mean, you arent wrong
"No body, no case"
*Phonk plays*
"Dying isn't good for your health"
*PHONK PLAYS*
It's not called traffic jam if there's no jam
Phonk Plays
"Remember kids, it's only illegal if you get caught."
*PHONK MUSIC INTENSIGIES*
Noise*. It's not music, it's noise.
God sends the most compelling propaganda to the craziest schizophrenics
Lol, intensigies 😂😂😂
This noise is to intensigies
Phonk🗿
“No bitches?”
*INTENSE PHONK MUSIC*
*Noise
@@didistone8482 Art*
Best usage of phonk i've ever seen
You mean "I got no Botchs"
_phonk intensifies_
"No dad?"
*SUPER INTENSE PHONK MUSIC*
"i eat water for every meal of the day."
PHONK PLAYS
"It's not a war crime if there's no war"
*Phonk plays*
“I committed 15 war crimes for some Percs”
*Phonk music intensifies*
I stole your fuckin percs
*Phonk music intensifies*
@@SomeKoffeeyou are gay now
*Phonk music intensifies*
I burned down an orphanage
Phonk crescendos
I was one of victims of the war crimes my father is missing
*Phonk music intensifies*
@@vhbgp7767uno reverse card mf
*Phonk music intensifies*
"It still counts as a stealth mission if you leave no witnesses"
*Phonk plays*
Underrated, only 0 likes, first like.
You have a point...
well, you know... a tree falls in a forest kinda thing....this is surprisingly deeper than i thought at first😅
Actually how I play mgs
Splinter cell be like
„It’s only murder if they find the body. Until then they’re just MIA.“
**INTENSE PHONK PLAYS**
"putting bleach in your eyes helps your eyes"
*PHONKS PLAYS*
“I took a shit in the sink.”
*Intense phonk plays*
Matthew 5:27-30
Jesus says here, Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery: but I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart. And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell. And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell. Jesus didn't specifically say to rcut your hands, or plluck your eye out, Jesus way saying that if any thing that causes you to sin remove that out of your Jesus saves God bless.😊😊
@@PraiseTheLordyourGodJesusI came in my pants
😂😂
@@PraiseTheLordyourGodJesus AAACK I A DEVIL....
SOFT ACTUALLY MAKING SENSE EMGLISHHHHH
AAAA
HOLY SHIT
*I a Christian so this isn't meant to be fucking offensive don't worry yall
Dang, that went hard 😢…
"It isn't homicide without a homie by your side"
*PHONK MUSIC INTENSIFIES*
NAHHHH LMFAOO
True
@@Squished_adam254🗿
@@toprakdemirkol7547🗿
💀💀💀💀💀
"Kissing boys is gay but kissing kids is something else"
*PHONK PLAYS*
"Its not murder if the body is never found"
Phonk plays
😂☠️
"I'm gonna shit yourself."
*EPIC PHONK BEAT DROPS*
That goes hard
@@youtubescam7308me on the toilet
@@scallywagwum2145why is you so mad Lil bro? 💀
Is Daddy not loving you enough?
@@scallywagwum2145 what
@@scallywagwum2145bro its art like the video says
“I don’t believe in human rights”
Same, dude.
Human rights are cringe and warcrimes are based.
Yessss
🗿
Based
Humans aren't people and don't deserve rights.
"Age is just a number"
PHONK PLAYS
Guy is wildin'😂☠️
“It's not stealing, it's self-gifting”
*_I N T E N S E P H O N K_*
“You can’t spell manslaughter without laughter”
*Phonk plays*
ooh, that's a classic
UNDERRATED MAN
E
NOOOOOOO
@@Railroadboio
_"S W A W S"_
*PHONK MUSIC INTENSIFIES*
No just no
yes, just yes.
Absolutely
Roflcopter
* cool poses while phonk music builds up *
Swaws
* phonk beat drop *
"Its not exploiting. It's just a good gaming chair."
*PHONK MUSIC PLAYS*
"You cant say therapist without The Rapist"
PHONK PLAYS
Oh shi-..
"Even as a Vtuber, Heavenly is still unable to get a maiden"
*PHONK MUSIC INTENSIFIES*
Damm
On bro 💀💀
GODDD
yikes💀
Jesus, you killed him 💀
“It’s not stealing if you don’t get caught”
*PHONK INTENSIFIES*
Marisa Kirisame
😂
What about permanently borrowing?
Agreed
No shit😂
Its not terrorism, it's tourism.
Intense phonk
"Its not robbing if its already been purchased"
*PHONK PLAYS*
It's not a robbery if I already claimed your stuff as mine
PHONK PLAYS
@@joebrito3192 LoL
@@joebrito3192*OUR STUFF*
woah😮
"AK comes before 47."
*PHONK PLAYS*
Unironically goes hard as fuck
Phuck*
I mean, fuck _does_ go pretty hard
But fucking is
🤨
Holy shit that was fast
"It's not a Kidney failure if the kid is moving his leg"
*Phonk plays*
Its not bad to watch murder documentaries with lights off in a room with your back faced toward the door at 3 am
*PHONK MUSIC*
“My blood is a controlled substance in THIRTY-NINE STATES”
*Insert Phonk music*
Max0r w
This isn't True Blood
"My blood gave a vampire second hand fetal alcohol syndrome."
No that's not Phonk that Ponk
I GOT IT
I tickle children’s pickles
Insert phonk music
MAMA HOW DID I GET SO MANY LIKES FOR SAYING SOME PEDO STUFF💀
"I hope your day is as pleasant as you are."
abnormally intense phonk begins playing
Thanks man
@@simplysmiley4670it ain't gonna be pleasant at all 💀
nah man, it's the deeper one that plays, phonk doesn't quite cut it with that raw power
Why did you have to curse me first thing in the morning?
Hey thanks, you too
* metal phonk plays *
“9/11 was actually an inside job”
PHONK PLAYS
“Anything is legal if the cops aren’t around!” *Epic Phonk edit of Stan*
"It's stealth if no one lives to tell about it"
*INSANE BASS PHONK*
That's not Phonk, that's just the Steiner Scout Squad walking towards you
Ultimately, it makes no difference whether nobody saw you or only bodies saw you...
A fellow loud heister
captain winters
Me playing RDR2 fr
"I'm illegal in every country"
PHONK PLAYS
"If violence doesn't solve your problem, you're simply not using enough of it"
Phonk plays
Lmao
Police officers: *furious typing*
Well this is just true😂
if gun not enough, use more gun
"I had sex with 400 minors" *phonk*
“It’s called a war crime because it’s not a real crime.”
*PHONK PLAYS*
fr
he didn't he just made it better my nigga
@@AnatapsiiofficialIndianrelay PHONK PLAYS
Wow that’s to far bucko chill out that word is a no no
@@Goose22jh well good game
it's not a war crime if you had fun))0)
"Its not murder, its making them go to judgement"
*Phonk plays*
"If he's black, don't hold back"
"PHONK PLAYS"
"It isn't gay if its your homie"
*PHONK PLAYS*
Real
It isn't gay if it's your clone😂
Frfr
I swear, there's going to be some phonk edit video that's actually serious and says "Gays have no rights" or something like that and there's going to be people in the comments agreeing with the person who said it
@@ParrotPentester schizo rant
“It’s only a war crime if you lose”
Phonk plays
"Winners don't use drugs! Except steroids! In which case, use lots of drugs!"
* Intense Phonk
@@troybaxterw reference
I did this once
"Slavery was kinda dope"
*Phonk starts Playing*
"An amber alert it's also a new organ donor alert".
*PHONK STARTS PLAYING*
"Child labor was actually pretty smart"
**Phonk Plays Intensively**
truly the best feature of capitalism, gotta maximize that profit
th-cam.com/video/05EwtSBBAF4/w-d-xo.html
@@Nortex25the problem is that's true
The old folks in the government are actually trying to get child labor back..
They're also trying to raise the age at which you can vote...
Conspiracy?
"Well you know what they say you cant make the shoes and wear them too"
“I stopped a kidnapping with self control”
*most hard, amazing, evil, sinister, aggressively good, indubitably crazy beat plays*
"This ia not the bombing of pearl harbor, this is a nuke"
*phonk plays*
"Drowning babies in bleach is ok."
*PHONK MUSIC ENGAGED*
thats true tho
@@BlueStellarGaming🤨
NOOO THIS IS TAKEN TOO FAR
@@EggsorceNutcaseMcGueenahhhhh i do it too
@@Kryst1xsame with little brother
“That orphanage was just the beginning”
Phonk is the modern day version of war drums and trumpets, you feel compelled to stand up and march
“Can’t be racist if you hate everyone equally”
*Phonk plays*
Ok this one I actually like XD
Surely you're the IT guy of your company XD
Gordan ramsey has joined the chat.
That's true though
Well thats true
"Your honor, if you are what you eat, then im an innocent child"
*PHONK PLAYS*
wtf
Jeffrey
Jeffrey Dahmer is that you
"Shit is like Nutella"
*Phonk intensifies*
Whoever needs the music its BACK2BACK
"Its not a massacre, it's a crowd clean up"
PHONK PLAYS
“If there’s no cashiers at the counter, it’s free”
INTENSE PHONK PLAYS
LOL
It would be funny if someone tried that at Walmart. 🤣🤣
I’m going to try that next time at apple
"I'm not a human, I'm a bicycle."
*PHONK INTENSIFIES EPICLY*
I’m keeping that in the hall of fame.
*Phonk*
Ujajjajajjajsjajs
Jesus Christ this comment wants to kill myself
“I’ve didn’t do taxes and I burned the evidence
*PHONK MUSIC PLAYS*
"If my grand mother had wheels, she would have been a bike"
Music name: BACK2BACK
"It's not child labor, it's fair job enlistment."
**drops the most dangerously hard phonk beat**
I wish child labor was allowed. I would love to work a manual job but I can’t cause of those fucking laws
Equal opportunity employment
@@barrymckockiner3047 we can earn ROBUX???
its not child labor if i dont pay them
I looked at the first comment closed and then at the split second I seen child labor and I reopened the comments and I laughed so hard
"Legalize nuclear bombs"
Phonk plays
finally someone mentioning dj smokey
Swag messiah. Bees make honey. Nuke radio, we make eardrums bleed. I just stuck a nuke u-
Calm down bro take it easy
Dammit, now I want a Shadow Wizard Money Gang Phonk remix.
430th like
"It's not a war crime the first time!"
*Phonk music plays*
"Civilians in war are just acceptable casualties"
*PHONK PLAYS*
"Remember kids, stealing is just sharing without the consent."
*Phonk music goes HARD*
So its just pocket raping
What are kleptomaniacs then?
@@rjtrageser9884
Liberals
@@md3d519
Its not pocket raping if they didn't say no.
@@md3d519pocket raping 💀
badger is just collecting all the gym badges of animation and editing right now
edit: so my comments are just so on the same wavelength as half of this community that i get 12k likes in 18 hours? pretty cool. keep em comin please
He's got a serious challenge ahead of him in terms of being the "master" *cough* Max0r*
Agreed
Wdum animation he uses body suits to track his motion, not animation
@bubachubb what u on about in a video he said he used to to that but now he animates because it hurt too much to keep falling down
Facts
“Play it again”
*the vid restarts*
“Children in the dark make mistakes, and mistakes in the dark make children”
*PHONK ESCALATES*
Edit: hmoly shiyt thats a lot of likes than usual wow tysm
Bto that is hard
NAAAHHAHHHHHH WTF I CHOKED HAHEHWUWJJWNENEJS
Since when did lil bro get access to internet😭🔥🔥 gotta put some 💧 on that burn 🗣️🗣️🙏🙏
Same with the back seat in the car
This is so stupid that it warps around to genius.
"I'm going to fill your room with grains of rice."
*Phonk music plays*
The seams under the door, closet, in the window and dresser: "not round here, partner....not round here" 🗿🥂🧐
@@mrbub_notblobhe won't give up till your room is full
oh shit a hit comment
Chin-
[FOR LEGAL REASONS, THERE IS NO JOKE!]
congratulations
"i ate a cat"
*PHONK PLAYS*
“Geneva Conventions are just Geneva Suggestions.”
*EPIC PHONK PLAYS*
Edit 1: holy sweet mother of Joseph, 69 replies
"I use the Geneva convention as a checklist"
*Phonking intensifies*
@@clintelkins9630dayum...😂
"I agree"
*PHONK PLAYS*
@@ballistickbutcrack2397"true"
PHONK PLAYS
As a Canadian, that 1 is just plain accurate for me
“If it’s not white, it’s not right”
PHONK PLAYS
PLAYS "It's not stalking, it's just extreme social networking"
"Its not an Atomic bomb if you don't use it"
*PHONK PLAYS*
DAMN SKIPPY
Omg
"It's not an atomic bomb if it's not atomic."
*PHONK PLAYS EVERYWHERE*
Then it's just a big ahh metal thing
I donated 50 penisilion dollars in nuclear wars charity. Phonk music plays
"It's not racism if you hate everyone equally"
* *Phonk drops harder than "an early christmas present" in 1945* *
Lol
I mean- you're not wrong tho-
They kicked me out of the hospital for making an Evangelion reference
*Phonk music plays*
@@unknownvariable2456This fella wrote an essay _in_ the TH-cam comments
yooo💀💀💀💀
"it's not r:)pe,its suprise s:)x"
*Phonk plays*
"It's not a hate crime if you love doing it"
EPIC PHONK PLAYS
Nah this sh*t better blow up😂
Lol@@DailyDemon
It better cause that i good@@DailyDemon
I'm gassed 😂💀
So its just a crime?
"Its not mass genocide, its stopping overpopulation"
*PHONK PLAYS*
Thanks to mao zedong stalin painter and leopold II
Eren approved
Adam be like
@@JojobeananimatesNononono
You understood chara wrong
Chara is mad at the humans for locking the monsters up
Then got insane
And then wanted to kill both humans AND monsters
Chara doesn’t want excuses
It‘s just genocide
Don't prove that, just don't prove that! 😰😰😰😰😰😰
"Anything's legal if there's no cops around"
PHONK PLAYS
"Hitting a rock should be abuse"
*phonk starts playing*
"You can't be traumatized, if you get others traumatized"
*Phonk plays*
Yay
Not me trying to do this when I get traumatized
I'm not completely certain that's how psychology works.
"It's not a hate crime if you love doing it."
*PHONK*
THIS EXPLAINS SOCIETY SO MUCH 😂
“It’s not a murder if they don’t find the body”
*PHONK PLAYS*