Damn imagine joining the UNSC thinking you’re gonna be fighting for earth only for you to be called a “spare pair of hands” by Master Chief and Cortana.
With the fact that the master chief skin is for sledge and I think it includes a skin for his hammer, this has definitely happened.... To someone.... Somewhere
@@xandimationsxgaming1947every banana u see in the market is genetically modified. They have 3 pairs of chromosomes instead of 2 and can't reproduce without human intervention.
It was always so funny to me that the peak of German engineering (ignore Jäger's ADS for a moment which is existing technology downscaled) in this game are car batteries while Moroccoan Kaid has those Tesla power generators in his pockets.
Master Chief is SPECIFICALLY that rank because it's the highest rank a no enlisted can reach...meaning all the shit he's seen and done? Yeah, he's a CIVILIAN. The most dangerous guy in the entire universe, and he isn't even enlisted...ironic, huh? And kinda stupid if you think about it...the guy has literally no obligation to obey any order from any enlisted person, because technically they can't punish him if he disobeys. He has all the perks of being enlisted and none of the responsibility. He could literally just refuse to save the universe and there's nothing they can actually do about it legally. Hence why they should've enlisted him YEARS ago. And then IMMEDIATELY promoted him as high as they could. With all the shit he does on the ground...imagine what he could do with an army of spartan 2's from behind a desk. And it'd HAVE to be an army, since spartan 2's are the most expensive, yes, but also the best. And they're worth the cost...117 is PROOF of that.
@@sieg0215 they shouldn't have asked, they should have just enlisted him. Dude can legally go off the reservation with military hardware whenever he wants, and there's nothing they can legally do about it because he isn't subject to their authority, being a civilian. The promote is because he'd be able to work more effectively higher up the foot chain than he could as just boots on the ground. And let's be honest...EVERYONE agrees that the humans need more Spartan 2's...They're the most dangerous things in the entire universe, and everyone damn well knows it. So it puzzles me why they axed the program when it was SO fucking effective.
They'd have to add vehicles, cuz Chief canonically breaks most vehicles. I have seen him purposely crash banshees instead of using the open bay door he jumps into.
In the answer of whats a master chief, its his ranking in the UNSC, the full designation is Master Cheif Petty Officer of the UNSC. And well I guess everyone one knows this but his real name is John and his Spartan tag is 117 (Im just explaining, ik badger might know this info I'm still posting it because i feel like it)
@@goldenlynx2756 How much do you wanna bet that some Christians start saying: ‘WELL ACTUALLY! GOD IS ABOVE EVERYONE AND WOULD NOT PRAY TO MASTER CHIEF. DONT DISRESPECT GOD!’
@@HitchensRAZ0R Unless it has stupid amounts of strength even for it's own weight, the thing is, while their weight is increased by about 5 to 7 times, their strength is increased by way over 20 times and their speed increases only through their increases movement length by their size
Fun fact: Jäger wouldn't of questioned who Master Chief is and question why they are there anymore, he would've welcomed Master Chief and probably try to hug him
Uncle Rukus of the Salamander Chapter 666th founding has Planet falled. "Hey don't trust those Xenos over there! They have ebola, they will lie and cheat. The master chief is the guardsmen to my thunder warriors. Small but deadly as the Emphrahers intended. If I wiff these Shrek Orks any around here. You bet you sorry sod xeno sympathizers you just played er self. By the nammme of the Enpraher and that perfect Golden Throne. There's a 99% chance of War crimes and a 1% margin of exterminatus yo donkeys to the there after! Ptooo! Ye stanky heretics will face our Golden Man's judgement and us his righteous flames! Get redeemed blasphemer!" -Encounters of the Uncle Rukus.
@@shadowvillefox, it's really funny (opinion of mine, some may think differently) youtube series called red vs. blue. It's a halo comedy based thing. I would recommend giving it a try.
@@shadowvillefoxA YT series of comedic skits about semi-incompetent soldiers bickering among each other. I can reccomend to try it, althrough I lost interest around season 5 or 7.
Can we just talk about how good bajur's editing is? For example, the Master Chief, then the words appearing on top to make the second sentence. It's a small thing but it's so cool to me.
Spartans including master chief have absolutely incredible reaction times to the point where life can basically be in slow motion, so even if hes not highly trained in bomb diffusion, he has plenty of time
oh hes disarmed bombs before, but normally it entails flying through space to deliver it to the enemy and flying out of there before it explodes, in halo 2 lol
@@foethefox793 "Master Chief Petty Officer John-117, commonly referred to as "Master Chief" or simply "Chief", derives his nicknames from his rank of master chief petty officer." My apologies, I got my facts mixed up.
@@graveslayer9666 I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there a God watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don’t know, man. But it keeps me up at night.
I will probably grow up to be a big target. I’m 13 years old and already 5’10, most 13yo’s are like 5’6-5’7 feet tall. It’s like God went into editing and increased my height, and only height. I am yet to grow outwards.
@Rain-Over-Dawn I grew both ways, I was about 5'8 5'9, at 180 pounds lmao Edit* In middle school Now as a highschooler, I'm 6 feet at 190 pounds. I got my ground. And I'm a big target in a cod game.
Fun fact the master chief and other Spartan 2’s like him were purpose built to counter human insurrections before the covenant started glassing human worlds. The Spartans are faster, more durable, and can operate longer before they can’t continue. They can even operate in the vacuum of space for limited time, or extended periods of time with the correct equipment. Think about it the chief was moving at running speed for all of halo CE, shooting at anything that shot back, and never slept or rested for the entire time.
Which seems kinda dumb to create super soldiers to fight rebels like you couldn't just make a task force put of normal soldiers It really seems like a waste
@mordredpendragon1235 Why spend time and millions of dollars to train and equip many soldiers multiple times for various tasks/missions when you can spend the same amount once on super soldiers that can do every task?
Isn't it? I mean, why are we here? Are we just the product of some cosmic coinsidence? Or Is there really a god, with a plan for us and stuff? Idk Man, but it keeps me up at night
@@armosinz1944i mean, but like, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence? Or is there really a god? ya know, with a plan for us and stuff. Idk man, but it keeps me up at night.
One of life's great mysteries isn't it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence? Or is there really a God, watching everything. You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know man, but it keeps me up at night.
"If he is here why are we here?!"
Pov of every marine in the halo universe
Thats one of lifes great mysteries isnt it
Is that a marine voice line?
It sounds like a marine voice line.
@@gavinhernandez1403I mean, why ARE we here?
@@oskarrasmussen7137It’s actually a running gag in Red vs. Blue.
Your only purpose is to be cannon fodder nothing more 😊
“I’m porlybab dyslexic” is such a great touch
"you hsuodnlt mkae fnu."
dxlsyeic*
my dyslexic ahh did not catch that the first time i watched 💀
@@lolexguyCurious then, does it make it funnier in retrospect that you didn't notice it at first?
@@Razgriz_Ace18 i fixed it lol
Master Chief: ❌
The guy from Halo: ✅
Shrek: ✅
Jorge?
New guy: ✅
The guy from fortnite
The guy from Hola
"Why are we here?" remains one of life's great mysteries. The smooth animation of Bandit's special ability is impressive.
Hello chicken
😮 Just scary b o b l b , help me😊
this guy is using ai
Chicken has token over TH-cam at this point
HOW ARE YOU HERE
I mean, he's still only one guy and can't be everywhere at once. You're spare pairs of hands.
Damn imagine joining the UNSC thinking you’re gonna be fighting for earth only for you to be called a “spare pair of hands” by Master Chief and Cortana.
@@Unsaid86damm, I would be mad at master
spare hands, spare brainpower, spare ammo :D
Yeah it’s like asking why you have infantry when there are tanks
@@Unsaid86
I’d be honored to be an extra pair of hands for the Master Chief.
"This banana's genetically modified. Are you scared of this banana?" Is a statement that needs to be respected more.
This is gonna blow up, I can tell
@@LegoMan-mu3lnyou were wrong
@@JesterChat81 Give it time, it'll happen
@@LegoMan-mu3ln 300 likes ain't bad
@@JesterChat81it happened
"Why are we here?"
most artistically subtle line of all time
You're here just so you know I know you work here and put you on a paycheck
~ A wise TH-camr my dumbass head forgot the name
Just to suffer
I don't know, maybe it's greatest mystery of the universe...
to like subscribe and hit that bell!
Best way to implement an ad in a short without anybody expecting it
Imagine being Jager and you peep through a hole in the wall only to see Chief with a Gravity Hammer half way through a swing.
With the fact that the master chief skin is for sledge and I think it includes a skin for his hammer, this has definitely happened.... To someone.... Somewhere
"Welp, I had a good run."
"Hasta la vista, Baby."
I NEED someone to animate or act this out.
Check cams and it's just fuckin chief lmao
"are you scared of this banana?" Got me 💀
Ima say that to my wife now thx lol
im pretty sure bananas are actually genetically modified not 100% sure
3% of our dna is the same as banana 🍌
@@xandimationsxgaming1947not all
@@xandimationsxgaming1947every banana u see in the market is genetically modified. They have 3 pairs of chromosomes instead of 2 and can't reproduce without human intervention.
"Why is HE here when HE'S here??" No greater words have ever been spoken
"WHATS A MASTER Chief" LOL
bandit's special ability is a car battery got me good
It was always so funny to me that the peak of German engineering (ignore Jäger's ADS for a moment which is existing technology downscaled) in this game are car batteries while Moroccoan Kaid has those Tesla power generators in his pockets.
*CAR BATTERY!*
dancing banana: your fine that car battery didn't hurt you that much ***person unconscious on the floor from car battery***
I think he forgot that master chief is an actual military rank.
Also halos are a real thing
Master Chief is SPECIFICALLY that rank because it's the highest rank a no enlisted can reach...meaning all the shit he's seen and done? Yeah, he's a CIVILIAN. The most dangerous guy in the entire universe, and he isn't even enlisted...ironic, huh? And kinda stupid if you think about it...the guy has literally no obligation to obey any order from any enlisted person, because technically they can't punish him if he disobeys. He has all the perks of being enlisted and none of the responsibility. He could literally just refuse to save the universe and there's nothing they can actually do about it legally. Hence why they should've enlisted him YEARS ago. And then IMMEDIATELY promoted him as high as they could. With all the shit he does on the ground...imagine what he could do with an army of spartan 2's from behind a desk. And it'd HAVE to be an army, since spartan 2's are the most expensive, yes, but also the best. And they're worth the cost...117 is PROOF of that.
@@brandonbradley8480 didn't lord hood already asked him if he wants a promotion in which master chief refused?
@@sieg0215 they shouldn't have asked, they should have just enlisted him. Dude can legally go off the reservation with military hardware whenever he wants, and there's nothing they can legally do about it because he isn't subject to their authority, being a civilian. The promote is because he'd be able to work more effectively higher up the foot chain than he could as just boots on the ground. And let's be honest...EVERYONE agrees that the humans need more Spartan 2's...They're the most dangerous things in the entire universe, and everyone damn well knows it. So it puzzles me why they axed the program when it was SO fucking effective.
@@brandonbradley8480 how come master chief is a civilian? Just because he was conscripted?
I love the animations in these videos, the 2D subtitles with 3D animation is really cool
2D subtitles? I mean fair enough, the vids are cool but aren't most subtitles 2D?
@@Knight62708 but it has depths
@@human239 Do you mean the font shadow?
@@Knight62708 3d rotation thing
That plug was shameless but classy
Master Chief:
diffusing Bomb? 😴
Returning Bomb? 😼
Master Chief:
diffusing Bomb? 😴
Returning Bomb? 😼
@@sherylmendoza8422word for word
Master Chief, you mind telling me what you doing in that discord?
@@darkiller76521sir, groo-
@@NCRForLife you almost made me spit out my gamersupps.
If he was lore accurate in seige he would simply be unstoppable
They'd have to add vehicles, cuz Chief canonically breaks most vehicles. I have seen him purposely crash banshees instead of using the open bay door he jumps into.
Jäeger would be teasing Master Chief while asking questions
Doom slayer skin on the opposing team.
A true battle between the peak of human form and the peak of human technology
well yeah, basically blackbeard's shield on release... but it has no angles where it won't work.
C4 also wouldn't help lol
Why are the defenders talking abt defusing bombs and rescuing hostages. Dont make sense
In the answer of whats a master chief, its his ranking in the UNSC, the full designation is Master Cheif Petty Officer of the UNSC.
And well I guess everyone one knows this but his real name is John and his Spartan tag is 117
(Im just explaining, ik badger might know this info I'm still posting it because i feel like it)
Thank you for the info! MC having the most stereotypically "normal/average" name tracks. 😂
"You've never heard of HALO"
"I think I have, that's *Hello* in Spanish, right?"
"NO, THAT'S HOLA YOU DU-" 😂😂💀💀
Chief doesn’t defuse bombs, he gives them back to its owner
Permission granted.
Chuck Norris saw Master chief and punched himself.....
Godzilla tried to fight Master Chief and left crying.
God prays to Master Chief for forgiveness
@@goldenlynx2756 Death won't touch Master Chief incase that it goes the wrong way.
@@goldenlynx2756 WHP THE FUCK IS CHUCK NORRIS
@@goldenlynx2756 How much do you wanna bet that some Christians start saying: ‘WELL ACTUALLY! GOD IS ABOVE EVERYONE AND WOULD NOT PRAY TO MASTER CHIEF. DONT DISRESPECT GOD!’
“Why is he so big”
Every space marine in warhammer 40k
immediately followed up with _"WHY IS HE SO FAST?! Something that big and armored should be slow and clunky, it literally makes no sense!"_
@@HitchensRAZ0R Unless it has stupid amounts of strength even for it's own weight, the thing is, while their weight is increased by about 5 to 7 times, their strength is increased by way over 20 times and their speed increases only through their increases movement length by their size
"Why is he so damn ta- HOLY SHIT WHY IS HE SO FAST"
@@ERIK-457 NERRRDDD
The average space marine is the same height as Chief. But twice as wide. XD
Fun fact: Jäger wouldn't of questioned who Master Chief is and question why they are there anymore, he would've welcomed Master Chief and probably try to hug him
"That's hola you d-" got me laughing
Watching these shorts is like listening to the voices in badgers head
Are we the voices in Badge’s head?
You mean JǍGER?
@@shoeboi4596yuh
These videos are probably made by his "voice" his head
xD
"Bandits special ability is a car battery. Why is HE here if hes here?" Lol
Why is he here if he is here?
Are y dyslexic too?
Tf is this?
I mean it’s true. Plus it would be funny if siege characters got speed buffs or debuffs if they carry something like…a car battery.
Then there's sledge😂😂
@@tivadarvrastyak1598 just a hammer.
The hammer is more useful than a car battery
"You know, It makes sense... How it doesn't make sense."
That sums up the “resistance” in Halo.
"Why are we here?" Apprenty is one of life great mysteries.
I loved the reference 😂😂😂
FINALY I WAS LOOKING FOR SOME ELS WHO CAUGHT ON!!!
What no I meant why are we in this box canyon in the middle of nowhere!?
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
@@Not-a-furry-totalyME TWO DUDE XDDDDD
"bandits ability is a car battery-"
yeah had me laughing like crazy
I mean is he wrong tho 💀
he isn't frfr
I can’t believe I never noticed that
Fun fact: Bananas have a radioactive material called “Potassium-40”
Master Chief talking up a storm in the background as if he was explaining his entire life story-
“If he’s here, then why are we here?!?” That’s exactly what everybody who wasn’t a spartan thought in halo
And all of them died after Reach.
@@ZatchZXmanSpartans never die. They're just missing in action.
I felt the sass too.
He weighs 1000 pounds. they need those soldiers to go into the unreinforced buildings, swamps and beaches that he would realistically sink into.
To drop off weapons and vehicles FOR the Spartans
"Like Shrek?"
That had me rollin on the ceiling
99 likes no comment let me fix that
@@sapsal9549Shut up.
Same. Of all the big green guys that saved the world, I was not prepared for Shrek being the first answer.
So funny you defied the laws of physics.
E
he can’t be everywhere at the same time there is only 1 master chief
The fact that I read the dyslexic part perfectly is crazy I didn’t even know the letters were switched around
"The big green guy who saves the world"...
"Like Shrek" is the best line of history
He ain’t wrong tho
😮 fr Shrek is the G.O.A.T😊
Uncle Rukus of the Salamander Chapter 666th founding has Planet falled.
"Hey don't trust those Xenos over there! They have ebola, they will lie and cheat.
The master chief is the guardsmen to my thunder warriors.
Small but deadly as the Emphrahers intended.
If I wiff these Shrek Orks any around here. You bet you sorry sod xeno sympathizers you just played er self. By the nammme of the Enpraher and that perfect Golden Throne. There's a 99% chance of War crimes and a 1% margin of exterminatus yo donkeys to the there after! Ptooo! Ye stanky heretics will face our Golden Man's judgement and us his righteous flames! Get redeemed blasphemer!"
-Encounters of the Uncle Rukus.
“Why are we here?” Man I thought you were gonna go for a RvB reference
same bro, still a good short
What is RvB? Genuine question
@@shadowvillefox, it's really funny (opinion of mine, some may think differently) youtube series called red vs. blue. It's a halo comedy based thing. I would recommend giving it a try.
@@shadowvillefox it’s a series on yt that has the idea of halo soldiers that are incompetent at their job
@@shadowvillefoxA YT series of comedic skits about semi-incompetent soldiers bickering among each other.
I can reccomend to try it, althrough I lost interest around season 5 or 7.
The comedically long buffer after he asks right is great.
Can we just talk about how good bajur's editing is? For example, the Master Chief, then the words appearing on top to make the second sentence. It's a small thing but it's so cool to me.
“This banana is genetically modified” 💀
He's not wrong, most bananas are genetically mortified
Not just that, the Cavendish bananas are also all clones.
@@ajh3461 They’re just good soldiers following orders. No biggie
@@burneronthenetwork736mortified?! Hahaha, lol.
*are you scared of this banana?*
"I'm porlybab dxlsyeic yuo hsuodnlt mkae fnu" LMAO
Sema
Lmfao
Duendtoosd, vahe ha taerg yad.
I dditn ontcie bferoe i swa tshi
That sentence is so fucked up even google couldnt translate it
I never thought I’d see Mute and Jäger discussing Master Chief in R6
Badger is getting too much power with these perfect loops.
"7 ft tall genetically modified super-human"
And then the 40K space marines walk in.
"Heckin WH lovers, nowhere to hide from you!"
*Looks in the mirror*
Then a DEAD space marine walks in in a dreadnought.
*space marine* "Hold my beer" 😂
Space marines are still 7 feet but they're like 3x as wide
@@micahdominque8609 A Space Wolf Would Rather Drink It Then Dare Hand It Over.
“This banana’s genetically modified. Are you scared of this banana?” Had me cracking up!
Bananaphobia is sadly a real thing. 🥺
why do i hear a combine metrocop in the background of the video
@@thesterlingstudiesthere is also a fear of the number 4.764💀🎷🦖
Ahhh
Soryy you scared me there@heatherkoepnick8050
It’s not masterchief it’s master chief have you ever heard of spaces?
big green guy that saves the word can apply to so many characters
"You know, it makes sense...how that doesn't make sense" is probably the line that i will never forget now, LOL😂
“bandits special ability is a *CAR BATTERY*, why are we here?”
I guess that is one of life's greatest mysteries, isn't it?
"This banana is genetically modified, are you scared of this banana?" Has the same energy as "I have nipples Jim, can you milk me?"
Do you mean areola
Do you mean areola
@@AdnHa. thought
Is that Osa, Mute and Jager from rainbow six siege. Then there's just 7 foot tall master cheif 😂❤
If ads were like this i would never skip them
Spartans including master chief have absolutely incredible reaction times to the point where life can basically be in slow motion, so even if hes not highly trained in bomb diffusion, he has plenty of time
oh hes disarmed bombs before, but normally it entails flying through space to deliver it to the enemy and flying out of there before it explodes, in halo 2 lol
@@aliceslab noted.
@@aliceslabfor a brick he flew pretty good
@@aliceslabYeah, Master Chief doesn't defuse explosives. He just politely returns them to the sender with the fuse still lit ... 💀
@@EL-ISSchief knows he can't defuse shit so he goes to the ones who created it hands it to them and tells them good day
"Bandit's special ability is a car battery."
*Aggressive fonk plays*
☠️
underrated comment
Bandit's special ability is to escape prisons, and then join the special forces with a car battery.
"why are we here?" Man dug deep with these references! So cleverly done!
and it ties into the loop really well too.
Was that a halo red vs blue reference?
@@almessasorrow4950 it was just that subtle, wasn't it? Ha! Indeed it was! A wonderful too!
@@EsSpadaas caboose would say "neat"
"this banana is genetically modified, are you scared of this banana?" is the most funny quote ive heard in 3 whole months holy fuck man 😂😂😂
What was the previous one?
Yeah what did you hear 3 months ago?
HEY I wanna know too
Thank you for getting the quote right
What was the quote 3 months ago
I love the fact that when he said “in probably dyslexic” the captions were jumbled up
Chief just blabbin away in the background the whole time 😂
His name is John, he is a spartan 2, his call sign is 117, and his rank is master chief
Master chief is a codename, not a rank.
*edit* I was wrong, Master Chief is his codename, but also his rank, foethefox stated as much.
No clearly that is his brother with the shotgun and hammer combo
@@Unobtainablecuteboybruh master chief is a rank in the U.S. navy and guess what master chief is in fact in the navy
@@UnobtainablecuteboyMaster Chief Petty Officer, I’m pretty sure is the rank,
@@foethefox793 "Master Chief Petty Officer John-117, commonly referred to as "Master Chief" or simply "Chief", derives his nicknames from his rank of master chief petty officer."
My apologies, I got my facts mixed up.
I thought it was gonna go Red vs Blue for a few seconds when he asked "Why are we here?"😆
so did I, I was waiting for it.
Saammmme
I THOUGHT THAT TOO
It’s one of life’s greatest mysteries
@@graveslayer9666 I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there a God watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don’t know, man. But it keeps me up at night.
"This banana is genetically modified, Are you scared of this Banana?" That caught me off guard fr
Imagine when this guy finds out about Jorge
"I'm porlybab dxlsyeic
yuo hsuodnlt mkae fnu"
Gotta love subtitles 😂
Ikr
The hampter pfp is more funnier than the comments or the video itself
“Why are we here?” RvB fans got whiplash with that line lol
So true lmao 💀
As a RvB fan, I can confirm that I was indeed whiplashed with that line.
"God knows we ran that line into the ground."
I came here to comment this, can confirm, instantaneous flashback
"bandit's ability is literally a CAR BATTERY"
Ironically my dyslexia made me fail to see that intentional typos in the captions
The end quote is something I plan on using in the future: “You know that makes sense, in how that doesn’t make sense…”
Same
Same
Can you repeat that?
Perfect loop
But that quote doesn’t make sense
Seriously tho
The smooth animation of "Bandit's special ability is a car battery, why is HE here, when HE's here."
All mocap, buddy
"Bandit's special ability is a car battery."
Loved the red vs blue reference
“So he’s just a really big target?”
No,no he’s got a point
Edit:oOoh 2.6k likes coool
I will probably grow up to be a big target.
I’m 13 years old and already 5’10, most 13yo’s are like 5’6-5’7 feet tall.
It’s like God went into editing and increased my height, and only height. I am yet to grow outwards.
@@speak-the-red-letters UH OH
@Rain-Over-Dawn I grew both ways, I was about 5'8 5'9, at 180 pounds lmao
Edit*
In middle school
Now as a highschooler, I'm 6 feet at 190 pounds. I got my ground. And I'm a big target in a cod game.
"I am yet to grow outwards" 💀
my friend turned 12 about a month ago and hes 5'11
a kid in my class in 6'2 and we in seventh grade
THEY PUT DA MASTER CHIEF ON DA MOUNTAIN DEWWWWWW
MASTER CHIEF IN DA SODA
dey pumt da mamster chemf in da goomey warms
Master [of the Mountain (Dew)] Chief
deh pmt der mahnstehr chiff een deh zoder
The but de mafer chiw in te swoda
Okay but the fact that he can do everything is probably why he has his own game series
"this banana is genetically modified...are you scared of this banana?"
Get me everytime xD
Bandit's special ability is a car battery
“Oh he electrifies his enemies. That’s sick af “
“Yeah… no, he just electrifies an specific area of a wall and the noisy noodles “
You'd think he'd get Scarface style adrenaline injector sticks or something, *WHAT WITH HIM BEING A DRUG DEALER AND ALL...*
He's just some hillbilly with a car battery in his back pocket.
@VerdeMorte Car battery is significantly better. If you needs drugs, there's Doc. Just steal his stash
Master chiefs special ability is replacing oils on a 2006 Nissan
An absolute masterpiece about the master-chief!!
I see what you did there..
Damn 🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Damn 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Marines when the Master Chief isn't around: "omg I wish HE was here instead of us..."
Damn two special people talking to each other
I love the fact that he miss spelled almost every word in "I'm probably dyslexic, you shouldn't make fun." was such a nice touch!
He definitely did spell almost every word
@@CobaltTS, oops lol
I didn't even realize he spelled each word wrong
I would understand him saying Doom Slayer, BUT SHREK IS CRAZY
Edit: 898 LIKES. THATS IT. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHH.
The DOOMSlayer is way better tho
Too good for him really
*"No, the guy who saved the world!"*
Is he wrong though
@@largeboy5577
I mean he saved a kingdom and the fairy tale creatures.
@@largeboy5577 yeah
"What's Master Chief"
Nothing much bro, just vibin...
“You know it makes sense how it doesn’t make sense” my brain hurts from that 😂
Fun fact the master chief and other Spartan 2’s like him were purpose built to counter human insurrections before the covenant started glassing human worlds. The Spartans are faster, more durable, and can operate longer before they can’t continue. They can even operate in the vacuum of space for limited time, or extended periods of time with the correct equipment. Think about it the chief was moving at running speed for all of halo CE, shooting at anything that shot back, and never slept or rested for the entire time.
Huh
Not true in the books. He slept very trace amounts of time and almost got infected if it weren't for cortana.
Which seems kinda dumb to create super soldiers to fight rebels like you couldn't just make a task force put of normal soldiers
It really seems like a waste
@mordredpendragon1235 Why spend time and millions of dollars to train and equip many soldiers multiple times for various tasks/missions when you can spend the same amount once on super soldiers that can do every task?
@@tumbleweed1552still, impressive as hell that he did it with little sleep.
Seeing the Siege characters with the Motion Capture suit is something I never knew I needed, but it’s here, and I’m happy
It's mute
it's bandit
@zerodrip669 um it's Jager not bandit seems like ur in copper buddy
It's Jager, mute,osa, sledge(elite), and caviera. Did I get it right
@@haydencamp1937
Bandit was there too homie
“Bandit’s special ability is a car battery” 💀
I was half expecting a "but why is *he* here? He lost!!" bit ngl lmfao
"no that's hola you dum-" That got me💀
Hola
Haha it did make me laugh
“Why are we here?” That’s just one of life’s greatest mysteries.
Isn't it? I mean, why are we here? Are we just the product of some cosmic coinsidence? Or Is there really a god, with a plan for us and stuff? Idk Man, but it keeps me up at night
@@nicolasrey1190I cannot tell if you're joking or not. Forgive my humor
@@Sauce_0 Is a reference to a web series called red vs blue. It's kinda funny, totally recomended
@@inuitch Oh uh... Yeah...
@@nicolasrey1190What was that stuff all about god?
the holo and hola bit got me laughing.
" what's a master chief?" BRO had me laughing non-stop for like 5 min lol😂
That's the smoothest sponsor ever
Yeah fr
no really
"Why's he so big"
All the warhammer 40k folks swoop in
Lets just wait until Tyberos says hello to this man.
Bruh
"I'm porlybab dxlsyeic, you hsuodnlt mkae fnu."
For the bomb part, Master Chief doesn't diffuse them, he gives the bomb back.
"Why are we here?"
That is one of life's great mysteries.
"cuz we walked here, duh"
The answer to lifes greatest mystery
@@armosinz1944i mean, but like, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence? Or is there really a god? ya know, with a plan for us and stuff. Idk man, but it keeps me up at night.
@@borjab. "We're here cuz we were born. Duh"
The answer to the correction of the answer to lifes greatest mystery
@@borjab. “What? No I mean why are we here, in this canyon?”
@@TheArbiterKnight343 oh... yeah...
"Why are we here?"
-RvB, s1 ep1
One of life's great mysteries isn't it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence? Or is there really a God, watching everything. You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know man, but it keeps me up at night.
To distract enemies
@@mohamedimardbrucelee8829 “what? No. I mean why are we out here, in this canyon?”
Bro could walk in and take every bullet and defuse like it never happened
"are scared of this banana?" Best question ever 🤣
“Why are we here” I saw that sneaky RvB nod badger. You thought we wouldn’t, but we did.
I’m glad someone else noticed! The instant I heard that I was like “wait a sec … he said the thing!” I do hope it was intentional lol
@@Yoda_16358 mate sane xD the minuet I heard it I was like “WAIT!”