PARIS FASHION WEEK | Hitman #1
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 ก.พ. 2025
- Welcome to Paris fashion week! Strut your stuff as the sexiest Hitman!
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Outro animation created by the super cool Cranbersher:
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Outro Song created by "Teknoaxe". It's called "I'm everywhere" and you can listen to it here
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“I don’t have a lock pick?! What kind of hitman am I?!”
He still makes that joke to this day
Jack: *What? The fireworks are outside?*
Me: Why would you have them inside?
I dont know Its hitman why would it be outside
ikr
Colbablast jack is a weird man just don’t ask
The question Isn't Why... Its Why Not?
Well in some fashion shows they’ll have sparkler like fireworks along the runway
A SHIMMY SHAMMY SHIMMY SHAMMY BEST LINE EVER
Right
+Zach Williams That was hilarious! lol He's such a cutie pie.
+Zach Williams yea lol
RIGHT!!!!
Zach Williams so true
I just love imagining everything Jack says is in the mind of Hitman:
"How do I kill Novakovakov?"
"Everyone's being mean to me!"
"GET OVER HERE GERALD!!"
"Those are some nice fireworks!"
"You like it when I call you daddy?"
"Nobody saw anything"
O n
W tic-tac-toenails THAT iS sO Eva's Love you ☺😊😀
I can't stop thinking it to be this way now.
N I G H T Y N I G H T Y S L E E P Y T I M EY
Summer Schultz those are some nice fireworks on your tail 🔥
"I'll just push her off this ledge and run like hell" -Experienced assassin
ignore the fake Jack, stupid spam
+Menacer its better then how i play it i run in the room then shoot them in the face and then run likehell
+jacksepticeуe . ur the fake JACKSEPTICEYE!!! GO AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY and dont do reclams!!! you biatch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+JakubGames Sk They are bots, don't answer them ffs
+Aryan Ajamy dont reply do them
"It's like killing a guy on the Toilet, you just don't do it, there's etiquette, there's a bro code" jacksepticeye 2016
A brode
Does that mean Elvis Presley broke the bro code?
*le gasp*
Stinky Sox it's 2007
no its not stinky sox
This was my first ever video of Jack's I watched. That was 4 years ago and I am still coming back to watch them
I was summoned by happy wheels
@@mrzerolife367 I love the fact that "summoned" was your word of choice
Jack: "He's Still alive??"
Aso Jack: Snaps Neck "nevermind"
"I call that the old Snap Crackle And Pop" Best Line EVER
jack got noticed by everyone except for senpai
Notice me, senpai! Teach me your ways, senpai!
NOTICE ME SEMEN PIE
um wtf
Peacock girl yuuup
yep
No one should have to read hate comments TH-cam should be a positive place but look at what it has become keep up the great vids and be yourself no matter what other people think
Exactly!
How would yotubers improve without criticism? Just more proof that the internet is just like real life, except anonymous. We shouldn't change our opinions simply because some dumbass kid got triggered.
there a lot of.dickheads in the.world
+jakob kelly theres a difference between criticism and hate but ppl r so retarded and sensitive they lump the two together
+jakob kelly there's a difference between hate and criticism
"Hitman,Hitman,gonna take a shit,man,that will mess up your little poopy diaper" best part of the video😂
True xD
lol yea
lol
XD I laughed so hard
Me: **Eating food**
Jack: "Say it with me FRHÄNCE!"
Me: "Frhä- **chokes**
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Poor man a
"Beautiful language."
Jack: He's still alive?!
Jack:*Snaps Neck*
Jack: Nevermind...
I laughed my ass off XDDD
So did I XD
Me too.
Welp, not anymore...
ikr lol
LOL
The graphics in this game are insane...
+CurriePlays Minecraft is better.
I'm joking.
+CurriePlays so is Jack! :P
Jinig Olgenson lol
Currie Detroit become human the graphics are better
Yup, they really "killed it" with the graphics
When Jack said "She's a tiny little person!" what immediately went through my mind was "Says you little Irish man."
Rewatching this series brings me so much joy. I suffer from a lot of mental illness, Borderline being one of them. When Im on my knees, begging the world to take me out, one of the things that brings me back to reality is watching Jacks videos. Ive been here since mid 2014, and just seeing how far he has come lets me know that I too can survive. So Jack, if you see this (unlikely but I can dream), just know that you have brought me out of a dark place so many times.. and I thank you for saving me.
Jack: I don't trust anybody with a mustache
Jack: [pause] [touches mustache in horror] oh no!
Lol he cracks me up!
oh no! lmao
BARK
hi
Well that happened as I read it.
oh my god im old
Fr I was 11 when this released
I was 16 now I’m 24
bro i feel like with jack specifically it feels like time goes by so much faster😭
@@Louismsb0907same
Haha I was 13. I just had to come back to watch this
I clicked on all of the Hitman videos to find this one.
I heard a bunch of 'WHAPPUSH!'
Jesse Cooper WAAAAPPPPPPPPPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSHHHH TAHP EF TEH MERNNNNNIIIIIIINNNNN
danielle alyssa TTEEEHHH YAAAAHHHH LEEEEEEDDYYYYS MAAAHHHH NEMMMM IS JECCCKKKCCCAPPPTICYYYY
TheDiamondDragon AAAHNNDD WEEHLCUUMEEE TOOO TAHH PAAHRISSS FAAASHUUN SHUOW!
@Twitch Thot op username
"We're in FRAAAAANCE ! Say it with me ! We're in FrAAAAANce"
Bon sang, on va prendre cher x)
I lost 4 brain cells
What does it mean?
It means "damn, were gonna take a lot
@@Spineblorg answer there
@@cybersharkgamer2363 bruh
8:38, HEY, what are you doing with that body?! Oh nothing, Jim here was sleeping so I'm gonna put him in this box so he can rest. Ohh, okay. Carry on.
lol
Lol
lol
I laghed so hard when saw this
jack?
Welcome to Paris Fashion Week on Alternate Earth, where everyone speaks English in an American accent!
Americans speak English
Star Wars Gamers... Yes, and the French speak French.
I speak English in an american accent....because, ya know, that's what language we speak. Not just England over there
Insufferable Prick
Okay...
He's talking about the fact that being in France, there's absolutely no way everyone in attendance would be speaking English, let alone doing it perfectly.
is nobody gonna talk about Jack said "do you like it when I call you Daddy?" bc I 100% lost my shit when he said that
oml same.
Jamie sp00kster apparently you do like it.
Not to mention how he edited in Careless Whisper in the background.
Your pfp and name are just amazing lmaoo
Ten reasons why I like jacksepticeye :
1. He's Irish like me
2. He has green hair
3. He is kind
4. He is funny
5 he makes these videos better
6. He's cute
7. He is caring
8. He's evil voice is so cool
9. His beard is AWESOME!!!
10. And lastly he is a BOSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You're not irish.
11. SCREW YOU BILLY!
well thats every reazon people watch him at least 1 for each tho at the least
Prof bullshit caller, I am Irish I live in Monaghan ,if you look at the map of Ireland you will see Monaghan
Where do you guys live
I guess you could say Mr. Septiceye didn't do jack-shit.
Niceeeeeeeee!
Bu-dum tssss!
Gg
god damn it :))))
aayyyeee
" do you like it when I call you daddy?" THANKS JACK FOR MAKING ME DIE OF LAUGHTER😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
*running away from the authorities*
*narrowly escapes capture*
*treacherously skirting around a ledge*
Jack: A-SHIMMY SHAMMY SHIMMY SHAMMY
11:50 CARELESS WHISPER OMG I love that song. Where's Deadpool when you need him? XD
How Does Deadpool Have Any Connections With Careles Whisper?
@@juvepaapersonwhoshitposts7137 that's his favorite song
?
Jack: Can I dress as a super model and shoot everbody?
Me: Imagines Jack in a dress with an ak47 mowing people down laughing the whole time. lol
I will neither confirm or deny that the thought and image of a drunk AK welding dress warring Irish man gives me a boner
Yeah, that sounds like him.
Video starts at 0:00 no need to thank me
lol
Thank you for the originality!
Also vid ends at 22:00
+Irmantas Balciunas No need for grammar either.
ty
"It's like killing a dude on the toilet. You just don't do it." Yeah well try telling that to Tyrion
And Elvis presley
Lmao true
same
And Michael Myers
"That is Viktor Novikov"
*The Yaoi Trash Within Me* WE WERE BORN TO MAKE HISTORY
Yes.... Just yes
DONT STOP US NOW
Lizzy Troy I HAD TO REWIND CUASE I DID THE SAME THING
Dont stop
I'm so glad someone pointed this out kshjdhfjasdhfgyw8aotu
I honestly went back and watched it about three times because i was afraid i was hallucinating haha
Why didn't I watch this series sooner? XD
I feel the same way!
SAME!!I just saw the animation for it and I've really been missing out
Hell ya!
same lmao
1. He's hot
2. He's Irish
3. He has green hair
4. He's a gamer
Where do you find guys like these I need one now
you forgot to add he's a cutie patutie
the internet! the internet has everything you need! even if no one needs it its there!
the soup store.
it sells everything.
true
same here !
Jack: *doesn't trust anyone with a mustache*
Also Jack: *realises he also had a mustache*
1:10 "they run on air... you just breathe into them" I used to have a car like that when I was on probation.
Hitman is one of the only serious/level based games I like to watch people play.
I can't wait for more. ^-^
As a superhero in training, I fully endorse this channel.
+Heroic Concepts HAHA Cool.
Man watching these videos again hit me with some insta nostalgia. I love the Jack we have today but the green haired idiot we all grew up with has a special place in my heart
21:53
and that, is why you wait for the after-credits scene.
Thank you
8:08
"He's still alive!"
*[Crack]*
"...Nevermind."
Jack doesn't trust mustaches, marks channel sign is a mustache, mark is cheating on Jack with Felix. I am blowing this whole thing out of the water!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nooo! Septicplier!!!
Septicplier will never die (haha)
+Avery Parker yay!!!!
Viktor: oh hey jack what you got there?
Jack: 6:14
Viktor: *NO!*
8:24
Me: “Nice one Jack, your cover has been blown.”
Jack: “FUCK!!!!!!!!”
😂 lol 😂
From the makers of the hit jackbox game you don’t know jack
Comes:You know jack
Jack:He still alive...
*snaps guy neck*
Jack: Never mind.......
XD
Cheesy joke of the day:
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
It got stuck in a crack
HA! 😆😆😆😆😆
...I'm hilarioud
Wow as whole
Hilarious
Hila ri ass
Your spelling is hilarious lol
*hilarioud*
Man, old Jack was so much fun
Jack : I hope I get to do some more fun things like that
2020 Jack : TOP OF MORNIN’
Jack: His still alive !!!
"Snap neck"
Jack: NEVERMIND !
+Dielon Prince there is no Videos on your Channel !
I'm going to say a yo mama joke but with you in it
your such a boss that when went to a boss competition they said sorry no professionals.
you
+Jacoby Collins ima say a your mama joke, nope a boss joke!
your boss is so fat that your boss uses mattresses as tampons!
lol
+jacksepticeуe . wonderful 0 subscribers there jack
+jacksepticeуe . and for anyone who doesn't know this guy is a shit head not real and probably a virus in that link
'You just breathe into them, and then the're just like "brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr."' ~ Jacksepticeye 2016
God, I remember watching Criken's video of this mission. He was just running around bashing everyone with a fire extinguisher. Best part, though, when he aims to throw it at a guard:
"Don't you throw-" CLONG!
Though I'm enjoying Jack's more patient approach.
aaahh I love the hitman series! so happy you're playing this again. :)
I like your profile pic
I like ice cream
Jack: I lost track of him!
Jack: This game was harder than I suspcedede
I LMAO AT THIS PART XD
65K likes and not even 1K dislikes
that's how good this channel is
I love how jack can knock someone out and not kill them and never get caught but when I kill one person I immediately get shot in the ass
I'm just guessing here, but you're talking about the game right...?
lady: what a lovely veiw
Jack: nope (tosses her over balcony)
lmao soo funny cause he just does it so casually
holy fucking shit the voice actor of kenny from walking is in hitman as a gaurd.you can hear him at 6:31
and 10:07
the silverskull
This game is amazing 😄😄☺️☺️😂😂🙂🙂
the silverskull Oh that's cool
the silverskull OMG 😲
Could you post another one like, TOMORROW?!?!
werorfa➡⑨
+Nathan Boykin cause then it would be the same mission again, for whatever reason they are releasing one mission at a time in an episodic fashion
+jacksepticeуe . HE LIIIIIIIEEEEES DON'T LISTEN TO HIIIIIM!!!!!!!!!!! HE'S A FAKE!!!!!!!!!
yes!
Oh yes please jack
I got this Hitman for the hell of it and just started playing it. I never watched Sean’s series on it, but after playing it and actually enjoying it, I came back to watch this 7yrs later 😂
"your the same person again just the bigger version", that's called pregnancy, Jack
Jack would be perfect for a spy movie
I can see a movie like that becoming a thing. XD
ms.marvelous 815 johnny English look it up
I just did that vine song u know the one that goes like “doooooooo”
Imagine him just screaming his lungs out while sneaking around and everyone be like "Da fu"
Anyone els watching this in 2022 and relizing the voice at 1:00 is peter/spider man from the game
8:15 i actually felt that when you snaped his neck
Yeah!
A bald guy with a barcode on back of his head isn't suspicious at all!
His just here for a fashion show. Even the look on his face says it all!
He's trying to start a new fashion trend
+Ashbee Gaming smao
Hitman's next top assasin.
I need to become a waiter. *Few minutes later* WAIT A MINUTE!
+Kelley O'Halloran do you mean "WAIT-ER MINUTE"? :P
+wodnyrak
No. No he doesn't.
aviatsvi
( - _ - ) you must be fun at parties.
uh....
yeah....
totally.
I find it hilarious to imagine that agent 47 is actually saying what Jack is saying out loud with the same facial expressions and movement 😂
Edit: I just bought the game and it is so much better than you could possibly imagine just watching it. There are so many possibilities of how to play this game.
Jack you're the best!
Uhhhhhhhhhh...
***** :D
YES IVE FINALLY COMPLETED LIFE IVE SEEN A BPBS BURGERS CHARACTER IN REAL LIFE YESSSSSSSS
+EternitY BlaZe Lol i meant BOBS
(I'm surprised no one has corrected you yet... You're*)
"I got some really cool weapons"
Goes through a menu with two different guns, and picks a knife...
"Hitman, Hitman, gonna take a shit, man, that would mess up your little poopy diaper"
Number 1 song of 2016, 10/10 IGN
Woah. The guy at 1:01 who says “nice tux and all, but uh...” sounds like Sykkuno
That's the same guy that voices Peter Parker in spider man ps4
The guard that said "have fun" kind of looked like Mr. Wilson from Hello Neighbor
Ya sure
I’m an assassin! I should be proud of my job! I’m no Shimmshamer, bobpopper
I love when jack said "I am SWIMMING in cash! can you not see my soot?
Am I the only one who comes back to these old videos just so I can experience the old outro 😩🥺
"I don't trust a guy with a moustache" Jacksepticeye 2K16
JACK there is a secret ben and ed ending
Just play the last level with ben
Really?
yayyy
*****
its weird to explain but what happens its like a screamerwith a creepy face and a glitchy screen and it says "bennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn bennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnned cant save ben" and a weird cordinate that leads you to germany
+jacksepticeуe . jack play more ben and ed
*****
there is a facebook page/user that is called bennnnnnnn or bennnnnnnnnnnnnned and in the game there are ben drowned easter eggs
things that happened today
1) my friend said that jacksepticeye is the worst
2)my friend got hit by a train
3) i lost my train driving license
+Imogen Clarke well then
+Imogen Clarke I like trains
+Imogen Clarke lmao
I watched this video to find out how to complete this mission and Jack just did it the weirdest possible way while I've tried several times to complete it while following the challenges
Holy crap jacks thinking for once and not just yelling and screaming😂
Mayesbro watch your french
how many of you actually said france that way, and how many r watching this cuz he made #7 today? like if that is true :P
Jacob De'Sousa omg that's me.... how did you know!!!!
....…………….......….....
Jacob De'Sousa HOW
Jacob De'Sousa that's all true 0-0
Jacob De'Sousa hahaha
4:04
Take the coin, wrap it in fiberwire, drop it into a vending machine, attempt to pull the coin out, fail, and go on a rage induced-shootout.
*Boom.*
Jack went from “do you like it when I call you daddy” to strangling him REAL QUICK 😂
"do you like it when I call you Daddy?"😂😂😂😂omfg jack
I used to be a handsome Bond...
Now I'm a bald Hitman...
+Limestoner Now you're a pigeon
0:59 THAT SOUNDS JUST LIKE SPIDER-MAN FROM THE PS4 GAME!!!
I know I'm 2 years late but thats the first thing I thought when I got this game
It’s the same va
@@inigomontoya628 it’s the same va
oh boy I definitely didn't go scrolling jack's channel for 30 fucking minutes just to rewatch this nostalgic video I used to watch before but never understood
Oh boy. I can pick out Gavin Hammon's voice any where now XD THANKS TWD
He's a Voice actor for some of the background guards and goons.
Jack Assassin 101 :
If you see your target on a ledge, you push them and run like hell
Top of the line tactic haha
Had a dream that Jack was my Science teacher (because he's a whale biologist, I suppose) and was working with my Maths teacher, who, all of a sudden, had green hair just like Jack. My dreams are weird...
"You think you're better than me, because you got a Gorgio Armani suit and a gun on your back?"
"Well YOUR NOT- I pay my taxes, I go to bed whenever I want!"
Jack acknoledges exsistance of a skinwalker.... IM NOT ALONE! :D
hey isn't it our chanels 3rd birthday?
+jacksepticeуe . Fuck you scammer.And fake jack.
+XpGamers Monicleman actually it's a bot, not going to read/care about your comment
Lets just report this fucker..
+jacksepticeуe . hey
+jacksepticeуe . stop it faker I hate people like you
Sean: I Trust anyone in mustache
Also Sean: Oh No!!!
Me: Then is not good will right.. their ohh ouch!! is really through a
Wut?
*whispers* "no tears, only dreams now" xD still gets me to this day
I saw that my mouthwash said 'Antiseptic' so i punched it
"It's so diabolical muhaha....now mop that floor.....oh yeah this is a flawless plan....they were none the wiser" jacksepticeye 2016
Why do I still remember when this was the latest video on the channel and I kept refreshing until a new vid popped up
I'm 2 years late but who cares I'm gonna binge this
HAH JOKES ON YOU IM 4 YEARS LATE