I introduced the show to my students (2nd graders) they love it! They watch everyday for lunch and always scream the theme song lol they even make connections with the educational concepts they teach and what we learn in class! It’s perfect and so nostalgic!
the weirdest part about don the vampire is how careful he was with the blood. he used a sterile needle, drew the blood carefully, removed it from the syringe before he drank it, got it from someone he knew and who was as into the whole thing as he was. he even warned viewers that him drinking blood doesn’t mean it’s safe for everyone!
it can be the new "thomas has seen everything" (I cut the quote short, but you know the one) because that meme is getting very old. be the change you want to see! we can spread this.
That lady judge was sitting there with that banged fucking mullet talking about how the voluptuous girl (with crazy pretty hair, pretty face, and a literal perfect body) was a 5 in the face??? I just cannot believe this is even real
i guess that was the point though, to find like "the most hot" by being overly picky? i doubt those ratings were in general too but like, compared to the standard of contestants there?
@@jiaverse I just find it out odd how they were criticizing the first girl because she was on the thicker side (a good body type imo) with too much “jiggle” but criticize the other girl for having a thigh gap. Also the woman judge was just throwing unbelievably low scores at all the females.
They compared you to PBS, not PBS kids.... That means that you have a large variety of content (like how PBS has cooking, travel, crafting/art, gardening, dramas, performances, documentaries, nature, kids shows, etc.) and that you heavily rely on sponsors and your patrons for support (which isn't a bad thing).
Nothing bad about PBS Kids though.. The shows were good. Other than the bald kid. Also I always thought Dinosaur Train was like, a false memory I made up. But nope, was a real show, I remember it being.. ok.
That hot vs not show is so freaking damaging. Even hearing them talk is bad for my self esteem and im a pretty confident lass. Just awful what our culture has done/does in regards to looks.
@@justyourfriendlypebble8943 Wow so galaxy brained congratulations!! 👏🏻👏🏻 Like dude it's not about the individual people being judged it's the entire existence of a show made to push harmful and disturbing body standards. It's contributing to the toxic culture of skinny=good and body dysmorphia so its not only the people on the show who are affected but everyone who has to live in that culture
@@plasticine9 Not gonna be sarcastic just gonna try to explain what I think about this No it's not harmful that it exists cause not everyone is this sensitive and no one is being forced into watching it or participating , the real reason we are this flabbergasted about this show's existence is because we live in a time where body positivity is constantly being pushed and looking at a time where people were more honest and inconsiderate it's easy to be offended The truth is everyone isn't beautiful but that doesn't mean your less worthy of respect or can't be great. Just a stone's take
Wasn't that basically a Black Mirror episode already? It was like episode 2 of season 1 or something. It was about a show like American Idol, but the judges only picked people who were "hot" even if they weren't very good at what they did.
@@akaissy are you hot? Is cancel since first season of 2003 because lack controversy,maybe i saw bikini women and underwear men's want to see scale body,weight and height. Anything could NOT Happen.
yes, the Big Heads show was absolutely horrifying and yes I will have nightmares; but from an artist's point of view? godDAMN that is some great characterization. you know EXACTLY who it is right away and the drama of all of the facial expressions are very on-par with what that style is. it goes way over the top but it's still recognizable, and that's extremely difficult to do. but it doesn't make it less awful to look at
@@jolonghthong I think it’s a bit much for me personally, maybe a bit over stimulating. like a soulless copy of Wipeout, but for whatever reason the artists put their heart and soul into those costumes 😭
As a brit I can confirm that article wasn't joking, Will.iam is probably one of the most publicly recognisable American musicians of all time over here 😂
@@s.t2575 The Popularity of the black eyed peas was comparitively very high in the uk as oppose to some other pop acts, then he appeared as a judge on the voice and a regular on several talk shows/morning shows/variety shows and just gradually cemented his fame to the point where he is recognisable as a mainstream celebrity by a wide range of demographics. If I had to guess, and this is just my own personal opinion, (I've never actually been to America so take it with a pinch of salt) he's personality and brand of insurmountable enthusiasm is very rare in the uk, he is characteristically un-british, and in that sense he represents a somewhat stereotypical view of an American through British eyes which grants him widespread notoriety as a pop culture reference. I believe he's even been asked to speak on American current affairs before (Trump etc), presumably because his place within the British cultural zeitgeist is so well cemented that when a producer thinks "we need a recognisable american perspective on this" he immediately fits the bill.
As downright weird and freaky the vampire dude was...he didn't seem like a bad guy tbh. I mean when the guy fainted or whatever, he asked someone to get him a soda, in case the guy was dehydrated or whatever he thought, and he *did* tell everyone else not to drink real human blood so....I mean....That's something....My point being it wasn't necessarily what I expected from someone who acts like that and I was surprised by the humanity he displayed, so I thought that was interesting.
I want them to combine mad house with hot or not. Where the 5 "alts" are judging if you're hot or not and then all the contestants have to live with each other after that insanely awkward event. The first person to start a revolution against the judges draconian rule wins
I'd imagine Big Head was cancelled because of all the injuries. When I worked at Disneyland, I worked in the Characters and Imaging department. Barely pulling on those heads hurts so bad. I couldn't imagine running and getting knocked around
I watched Mad Mad House when it aired! No one I know remembers that show. I was a little goth kid back then, so I LOVED Don the Vampire, and honestly probably only watched for him. So fun to see a TH-camr talk about this crazy show!
Thats the opposite of what she wanted lol. The Twilight vamires turn someone by biting them and not continuing to drink, if they keep drinking the reingest the venom that will turn them. And since Bella wanted to be a vampire it wouldnt be what shed want lol.
But Twilight isn't canon... Well anyway, vampire turning works differently in every lore. My favorite one is that you have to drink vampire blood to turn into a vampire, which makes a lot of sense. In some other lores, vampirism is a curse that isn't contagious, but being fully drained would turn you into a ghoul, which is some kind of chicken-craving zombie.
I like how caring the vampires were with the guy they “drained completely” and how careful they were with the bloodletting. As long as it’s safe and consensual they can do whatever they want, I suppose.
I’m 23 I really feel like it’s early to late twenties idk what kids would get from this cuz I remember some if not all the stuff he talks about so it’s nostalgic for me
Scott the type of kid to bring in lunchable and gushers to lunch at school with knee high socks sandals and a tie dye shirt that he got from vacation bible school.
I remember watching that show when it was on. I was a very self conscious young teen who got bullied for my body my whole life. (Looking back I was very average) and this show has lived rent free in my head since then. The laser pointer and the thigh gap thing was the most prominent moment I always remembered. I hated that show. I always looked at them and thought really bad things about myself. Being a preteen and teenager in the late 90s and early 2000s was insane. I developed anorexia by my late teens and early 20s. It took me a while to get better. But I am better now.
aww haha I'm sure he meant good in the nicest sense. hope ur doing well if you didn't just comment that for humor purposes (well even if you did just do it for humor purposes I still hope you're doing well)
I can’t stop thinking about if we lived in a world where vampires were real how funny and terrifying it would be if they actually had a show where it’s just like “dramatic vampire freaks humans out” lmao
Randolph Duke and Rachel Hunter sound like the hot, arrogant rich guy and the quirky, clumsy aspiring author who get stuck on an island together in a romance novel lol
@@Sarah-np5fx I can’t go to a specific part of the video without the time bar forcibly dragging me to one of the chapters, that I don’t want to see. I just want to scroll through the video to watch certain parts of it, but I can’t because I keep being repeatedly pulled to a specific segment I didn’t even want to look at.
ngl that first show made me feel physically uncomfortable edit: so did the second one when that, uh... *one* scene came up edit 2: i have come to the conclusion that i may just be actually sick
It looks like she outright tossed one of them :( Like, that could seriously hurt them. Honestly, it's awful for all the animals with all the screaming and flailing.
@@addyxinwonderland1473 Don't get me wrong, I love snakes. They are great animals. But uh... this whole thing was setting up those snakes to bite someone. If you keep moving your hand back and forth constantly, it really scares them (I assume it looks like a swooping predator from their point of view)
That whole show was really upsetting. Like, we have a lady getting repeatedly bitten by snakes and sprayed in the face by a skunk. We have rather large snakes and cacti for a guy to wander through while he can hardly see. And even when these people are screaming and crying in pain and fear, we're supposed to... laugh??? Like, I'm sorry, but this isn't your average schadenfreude show. I don't know why anybody would be willing to be humiliated and tortured and actually injured for a bit of money.
The 00s were the weirdest time for dating shows. Does anybody remember that one where the people just went on dates but the show edited random thought bubbles during random times. That's literally all I remember about it.
The show pulls you in with their crazy hobbies, and then slaps you in the face with the reality that people are still people, even if they're wacky at a glance. We live in a world where a vampire goes to the grocery store asking for pasta, and we're one step away from not even questioning it.
Shock appeal and the act of it. Its probably not the act, but everything around it. You're shocked, that's something. Person that gives up their blood? Biggest power exchange there is, also a thinv
I wish I could’ve seen my face when he said “if you’re of legal drinking age, I’m talking to you, Alex”. When I tell you my heart stopped 😂 Now I feel like the universe is telling to buy wine lmao
I'm just over here cracking up imagining that "vampire" sitting in a phlebotomy class looking like Edward Scisshands learning how to draw blood for his shenanigans
Every time you list the vampires’ names and you end with Thraxx, you always end up saying “anthrax” which is definitely not a very welcoming name when you’re asking people to let you suck their blood lol
Well Anthrax is his name. The Channel Creator Content man got his name wrong. Like listen to it again there's no way he said "and". You listened to him despite obviously having something inside you telling uou otherwise lol no offense i just find it kind of funny in an odd sort of way
@@shonenjumpmagneto nothing inside of me was telling me something was wrong lol He was listing names, and when he said “… and Thraxx,” it sounds like “anthrax” lol that’s all. I thought it was funny
@@PtylerBeats honestly I thought about it & i think the channel (SC) played dumb because "Antrax" might get him censored omfg i deadass believe thats whats happening here lol
“dont get me started on mr meaty” i have the same thought at least 5 times a week mr meaty was just so Fucking weird i can never stop thinking about it. the first time i caught it on tv i was like 5 can you imagine what that does to a 5 year old? im scarred and i can NEVER talk about it.
I used to sit in front of the tv paralyzed in fear. Just straight up crying until I a.) willed myself to turn off the tv and run upstairs to my room or b.) woke up my mom with my crying and she'd come get me😭
The thing about Big Heads is it's really kind of amazing that I can recognise who everyone of those heads are supposed to be instantly, even though they look nothing like a real person
I legitimately don’t know if 1990-2010 was just an extra weird “BE HOT ITS ALL WE CARE ABOUT” time - or if it’s just that I’m almost 40 and it’s a reflection of my age.
The woman and the men they barely have abs or boobs, the lady especially and the glasses guy. Glasses guy, giving a five out of ten when he barely has abs to show for The lady barely has looks to pay for the men if she would be on the show she would be gone after the first round if she didn't bribe the judges which seems like the thing that can happen, the guy gave her an insult and he got demoted to 2 out of 10
Why does your comment have 300 likes? So many people can't be that stupid, can they? Calling the judges insecure must be the stupidest thing I read in a long time. The premise of the show is to judge people by their looks. It's their job to judge them. Wouldn't be a good show if they would rate everyone 10/10.....
@@Jehty_ its not a new thing for people to be jealous and insecure around hot people thus feeling the need to put them down and ‘ground them’, or for people to find pleasure in putting others down and having power over them.. its a common criticism people have for show judges. it certainly does not seem like genuine judging or like theres any way to ‘win’, which in fairness would obviously also be due to the people in charge
That Steve-o game show looks like it should be a segment on Ellen's Game of Games - people having to sing while being put in mortal peril? Literally sounds like an Ellen thing.
Yeah having a basic knowlwdge about bloodborne diseases really makes it even weirder to see someone just be like "slurp slurp I love drinking my hepatitis juice :)"
Now wait until Scott finds out about The Chamber, a game show so absurdly dangerous that only about three episodes ever made it to air, and one man sued the show because he suffered hypothermia in the aftermath of it.
They're actually pretty good caricatures. Outside of the show I think some of them have that "ugly yet interesting" look. Well... some of them Edit: I rewatched the full bit and I take some of that back now.
I feel you could make an entire video just on Mad Mad House it’s crazy I’d noticed Don goes out in the daylight just wearing sunglasses without burning up
Wow, so Cut's The Button is actually just a modern version of this Bzzz show. Like The Button's first episode is even entitled "The Button That Makes Your Blind Date Disappear" which is the exact same tag line as Bzzz
I assume with the 'Are you hot?' show that a lot of the people are aspiring models hoping for a big break, so the rejection isn't just commenting on their appearance but also saying their careers are doomed
26:13 OH MY GOD I KNOW WHO THAT IS! Quote from Phineas and Ferb through the 2nd Dimension's Song "Brand new best friend" : "Do Lamas weird you out?" "Yeah are they camels or sheep?" "No. No I meant Lorenzo" "That's right:" Both: "He played meep!"
During the ad, I was thinking “oh haha yeah I can totally drink this wine even though I’m under drinking age” but then he said my name and I genuinely got scared for a second like “oh shit he read my mind”
Proud to be a PBS kid 😎
HELLO SCOTT
nice
Happy early birthday
Happy late b day
PBS had / has Cyberchase, which is absolutely top tier. No shame there.
Favorite childhood show for sure
@@ScottCramer hey Scott
I would always watch that show after school
I introduced the show to my students (2nd graders) they love it! They watch everyday for lunch and always scream the theme song lol they even make connections with the educational concepts they teach and what we learn in class! It’s perfect and so nostalgic!
Yeah I know right that show is the best
If Scott is PBS does that make us “Viewers like you”
Forget a Strugglr hoodie, we now need “Viewers like you” merch😤
Thank you
@@brxtndog ha!
@@brxtndog 😂
Thank you!
I love how “blonds are not dumb” was the woke of the 90s lol.
on the plus side it gave us the movie legally blonde, which is unexpectedly feminist
Yea lol
lol yeah im glad cuz im not dumb
@@cocolime6496 and the stage musical adaptation, which is incredible
blondes*
the weirdest part about don the vampire is how careful he was with the blood. he used a sterile needle, drew the blood carefully, removed it from the syringe before he drank it, got it from someone he knew and who was as into the whole thing as he was. he even warned viewers that him drinking blood doesn’t mean it’s safe for everyone!
honestly don seemed really chill tho. like once you get past the blood thing he seems like a pretty cool guy
We stan vampires who respect safe sane consentual acts!
TF DUDE I JUST GOT HERE THIS IS A THING??
I'm roll up with Don and Art fr they seem fun tbh
Probs used to work at a plasma center
"kelly was very upset after the bloodbath" needs to be a meme, like, yesterday
it can be the new "thomas has seen everything" (I cut the quote short, but you know the one) because that meme is getting very old. be the change you want to see! we can spread this.
@@tommytomthms5 Kelly was very upset after the bloodbath
seems like a message you would see in a moded sims game and I love it
A meme for Geometry Dash
geometry dash reference
This man doubts that he is PBS, then 4 seconds later segue ways into his wine sponsorship. Scott we gotta get u a monocle buddy. This is high class
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Nicee!
it's "segue" btw
@@kiiturii thx for the help buddy ☝️
@@awesomeperson7782 no worries
The vampire asking "Do we have enough pasta?" Is just his excuse for buying more tomato sauce to use as blood
He's like draculaura from monster high. A vegetarian vamp
Not him but like this comment
“He cheated on me the whole time”
*ten seconds later*
“So how would you react if I was flirting with all of your friends”
lmao yup
That made me laugh so hard
To be fair cheating is far from flirting.
@@BubiTH-cama lot of people consider flirting with someone other than your s/o cheating
@@aubreyh1930 that’s news to me. Feels a bit possessive. But thanks for the info
The “Are You Hot?” judges honestly sound jealous. Everyone on that show was very much attractive tf
Yeah they picked the least hot judges for the competition
For real lol. Especially when Rachel was talking to that one chick. She was sooooo gorgeous but Rachel was like “5 on the face.” Sure girl🤣
@@akaissy Yeah, lol the judges face was either ugly or average at best
That lady judge was sitting there with that banged fucking mullet talking about how the voluptuous girl (with crazy pretty hair, pretty face, and a literal perfect body) was a 5 in the face??? I just cannot believe this is even real
Heyoo, what’s tf? Did you mean af? Otherwise I have to learn more and I hate it.
Each of these could’ve been their own whole dang video and instead you blessed us with a 30 minute banger
Nice to find you here Mr. Drumsy.
Wait..... Wait..... Drumsy?? I didn't expect you here friend!
Ayo drumsy I watch your vids there so flipping funny man keep up the good work
Well if it isn't the history teacher himself. Lol
Birthday special
The “are you hot?” Judges was picky and just throwing out low scores. Literally every contestant was gorgeous.
100% agree. How do you even qualify for a judging spot on that show?
@@lemonysnickette the first qualification is to be insecure
i guess that was the point though, to find like "the most hot" by being overly picky? i doubt those ratings were in general too but like, compared to the standard of contestants there?
@@jiaverse I just find it out odd how they were criticizing the first girl because she was on the thicker side (a good body type imo) with too much “jiggle” but criticize the other girl for having a thigh gap. Also the woman judge was just throwing unbelievably low scores at all the females.
If everyone is hot, nobody is i guess?
i like how the witch and voodoo lady didn't even get mentioned because they were just like....normal ladies
They compared you to PBS, not PBS kids.... That means that you have a large variety of content (like how PBS has cooking, travel, crafting/art, gardening, dramas, performances, documentaries, nature, kids shows, etc.) and that you heavily rely on sponsors and your patrons for support (which isn't a bad thing).
PBS Eons is my favorite youtube channel of theirs !!
@@lyramarie1124 I too love PBS Eons !
good point! i agree
EDIT now remembering old times, I remember loving NOVA science documenteries and this old house on pbs
plus PBS Eons is a hella tight youtube channel
Nothing bad about PBS Kids though.. The shows were good. Other than the bald kid. Also I always thought Dinosaur Train was like, a false memory I made up. But nope, was a real show, I remember it being.. ok.
That hot vs not show is so freaking damaging. Even hearing them talk is bad for my self esteem and im a pretty confident lass. Just awful what our culture has done/does in regards to looks.
Fr but I'm also not surprised it was made in the early 2000s
literally so disturbing
Goes on a show about having your looks judged...
Gets mad at getting judged
@@justyourfriendlypebble8943 Wow so galaxy brained congratulations!! 👏🏻👏🏻
Like dude it's not about the individual people being judged it's the entire existence of a show made to push harmful and disturbing body standards. It's contributing to the toxic culture of skinny=good and body dysmorphia so its not only the people on the show who are affected but everyone who has to live in that culture
@@plasticine9 Not gonna be
sarcastic just gonna try to explain what I think about this
No it's not harmful that it exists cause not everyone is this sensitive and no one is being forced into watching it or participating , the real reason we are this flabbergasted about this show's existence is because we live in a time where body positivity is constantly being pushed and looking at a time where people were more honest and inconsiderate it's easy to be offended
The truth is everyone isn't beautiful but that doesn't mean your less worthy of respect or can't be great. Just a stone's take
Hot or Not feels like an unfinished black mirror episode
Omfg they NEED to make that an episode lol
Wasn't that basically a Black Mirror episode already? It was like episode 2 of season 1 or something. It was about a show like American Idol, but the judges only picked people who were "hot" even if they weren't very good at what they did.
@@akaissy are you hot? Is cancel since first season of 2003 because lack controversy,maybe i saw bikini women and underwear men's want to see scale body,weight and height. Anything could NOT Happen.
@@seancrosby6837 dunno about american idol, i love that show. But i was worried got mixed review their show.
@@muhammadwahyuhidayat21498 those are definitely words..
yes, the Big Heads show was absolutely horrifying and yes I will have nightmares; but from an artist's point of view? godDAMN that is some great characterization. you know EXACTLY who it is right away and the drama of all of the facial expressions are very on-par with what that style is. it goes way over the top but it's still recognizable, and that's extremely difficult to do. but it doesn't make it less awful to look at
They look exactly like a newspaper cartoonists caricatures
@@mattymerr701 exactly but in irl. just taking a step back, it’s very impressive honestly
Honestly I liked everything about it
@@jolonghthong I think it’s a bit much for me personally, maybe a bit over stimulating. like a soulless copy of Wipeout, but for whatever reason the artists put their heart and soul into those costumes 😭
@@mattymerr701 They're Spitting Image puppets but as costumes. But, y;know, not as charming or fun as that show was.
happy belated birthday scott!!
happy late birthday
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I second this!
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As a brit I can confirm that article wasn't joking, Will.iam is probably one of the most publicly recognisable American musicians of all time over here 😂
WTF?!?! WHY?
@@s.t2575 The Popularity of the black eyed peas was comparitively very high in the uk as oppose to some other pop acts, then he appeared as a judge on the voice and a regular on several talk shows/morning shows/variety shows and just gradually cemented his fame to the point where he is recognisable as a mainstream celebrity by a wide range of demographics.
If I had to guess, and this is just my own personal opinion, (I've never actually been to America so take it with a pinch of salt) he's personality and brand of insurmountable enthusiasm is very rare in the uk, he is characteristically un-british, and in that sense he represents a somewhat stereotypical view of an American through British eyes which grants him widespread notoriety as a pop culture reference. I believe he's even been asked to speak on American current affairs before (Trump etc), presumably because his place within the British cultural zeitgeist is so well cemented that when a producer thinks "we need a recognisable american perspective on this" he immediately fits the bill.
@@olivergille8305 Will.Iam for Bri'ish president
It’s so sad
Every body knows will.I.am they just do
“Do we have enough pasta” is the funniest line of the whole video
As downright weird and freaky the vampire dude was...he didn't seem like a bad guy tbh. I mean when the guy fainted or whatever, he asked someone to get him a soda, in case the guy was dehydrated or whatever he thought, and he *did* tell everyone else not to drink real human blood so....I mean....That's something....My point being it wasn't necessarily what I expected from someone who acts like that and I was surprised by the humanity he displayed, so I thought that was interesting.
All vampires are nice, so they can drink your blood fool
Yeah Don seemed cool like that the whole show
The fact that you said you needed wine, is exactly why you're PBS
i love all the folks in the comment section supporting his pbs joke with all the good vibes and old memories
wait, why?
I want them to combine mad house with hot or not. Where the 5 "alts" are judging if you're hot or not and then all the contestants have to live with each other after that insanely awkward event. The first person to start a revolution against the judges draconian rule wins
I feel like that Are you Hot? show started a lot of eating disorders and subsequent therapy visits.
Who could've guessed that Buzz! would be one of the hottest types of games shows on TH-cam 2 years later in the form of The Button...
Frr i was thinkin the same thing
Was looking for this comment
Can we just thank Scott for blurring the blood letting because I don’t think anyone could have handeled that
Yeah I was like not looking at the screen but herd him say he was blurring that, and I was thank youuuu
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Why it’s just a needle in a vein ... ??????
@@joanasanchez6764 not everyone wants to see that
It was definitely partially for the viewers but it's also probably so he doesn't get demonitized
Dude Scott being PBS is dope.
Wild krats was the best show
True! I grew up watching it! (Rather then what everyone else watched ;-;)
@@chrishansen2409 in computer lad when i was younger i watched it
Yee
@@chrishansen2409 yea
Hey PBS was pivotal to my child existence and you're just my modern day PBS Scott
420th like 😏
@@noodlearg9745 proud of u
WILD KRATTS
This video randomly jumped at me in 2024, and yeah, Cody KO being like Nickelodeon totally makes sense 🥲
Oy vey 😂😂😂
I was about to comment that HAHAHAHAHAHA
The grocery store scene for mad mad house had a real “when a group of gay friends goes out for brunch” vibe.
Lmaoo
Honestly if the rest of the show were like that I would 100% watch it
I'd imagine Big Head was cancelled because of all the injuries. When I worked at Disneyland, I worked in the Characters and Imaging department. Barely pulling on those heads hurts so bad. I couldn't imagine running and getting knocked around
Yea I was my high school mascot and I can definitely see getting pretty hurt in those heads.
I feel like those judges on Are You Hot wouldn't even recognize me as a human, I'd just look like an actual sack of shit to them.
they’d likely mistake me for a blobfish
also, garlic bread is great amirite
love the pfp and username!
You are
@@TheSultan1470Not
I watched Mad Mad House when it aired! No one I know remembers that show. I was a little goth kid back then, so I LOVED Don the Vampire, and honestly probably only watched for him. So fun to see a TH-camr talk about this crazy show!
cut to now and this weird slightly goth kid wants to watch mad mad house just for don
Shows an absolutely skinny woman: “I see a lot of jiggle”
Time stamp?
@@milangandolfo4517 27:38
Thighs and breasts: *exist on a woman*
Some People: aHHh the jiGgLe, tHE HoRrOR
It's cause she doesn't have a 4-6 pack. The 00s had really toxic anorexia-skinny standards...
She’s very pretty, and also very slim. I don’t get it, how is she supposed to firm up? She already looks like she’s in good shape. I’m so confused.
Big heads is like if MAD / Kidz Bop / Wipeout had a child and gave it up for adoption after they realized what they had to deal with
lmaoo 💀
My God! 🤣🤣🤣
I am only commenting because of wolf from Kipo.
@@EX3H0 EYYYYYY
“Is there anyone here who would be willing to be drained completely?”
Bella Swan: *emerges from the shadows*
Bella: 👉👈😅
Bella: 👁 👁
👋🏻 👄
Me: steps out
Him: reveals fangs
Me: "oh you were talking about blood."
Thats the opposite of what she wanted lol. The Twilight vamires turn someone by biting them and not continuing to drink, if they keep drinking the reingest the venom that will turn them. And since Bella wanted to be a vampire it wouldnt be what shed want lol.
But Twilight isn't canon...
Well anyway, vampire turning works differently in every lore. My favorite one is that you have to drink vampire blood to turn into a vampire, which makes a lot of sense.
In some other lores, vampirism is a curse that isn't contagious, but being fully drained would turn you into a ghoul, which is some kind of chicken-craving zombie.
I like how caring the vampires were with the guy they “drained completely” and how careful they were with the bloodletting. As long as it’s safe and consensual they can do whatever they want, I suppose.
I love them
Scott with a wine sponsorship.
Me, a 25 year old: how old is your audience sir
I’m 23 I really feel like it’s early to late twenties idk what kids would get from this cuz I remember some if not all the stuff he talks about so it’s nostalgic for me
The wine sponsorship made me feel ancient for remembering a time before PBS Kids. But better for most likely not being an outlier in his analytics.
25 I assume I mean he is, you are, I am. 3/3 That's a 100%
i’m 17, but the whole idea of a monthly wine subscription sounds amazing for the future
Boutta be 21 in May 🤷🏻♀️ I'd say it's a good audience
I audibly laughed when the host for Are You Hot said “you are hot; congratulations”
Dawg.... “This is a sin. God will not look favorably upon these people.” TOOK ME OUT I AM CRYING
I'm cracking up over the old man in the grocery store. "that's 50 percent of your daily intake!" so wholesome
Scott the type of kid to bring in lunchable and gushers to lunch at school with knee high socks sandals and a tie dye shirt that he got from vacation bible school.
And he always missed school a week before spring break because his family was going to Disney World and came back looking like a tomato
Y'all been spying on my -childhood?- adulthood?
He would also have a WWJD bracelet and maybe an Adidas lanyard (empty though, no keys/ID or anything on it)
@@kenn_k You still go to the elementary school lunch table though.
this is so specific but I know EXACTLY what you mean
Wow I can't believe they managed to turn my body dysmorphia into an entire competition show
Those judges are me to me whenever I see a mirror in public
The judges are literally me at myself 24/7 tbh
Didn’t watch the whole video and thought this was about the big heads at first
I remember watching that show when it was on. I was a very self conscious young teen who got bullied for my body my whole life. (Looking back I was very average) and this show has lived rent free in my head since then. The laser pointer and the thigh gap thing was the most prominent moment I always remembered. I hated that show. I always looked at them and thought really bad things about myself. Being a preteen and teenager in the late 90s and early 2000s was insane. I developed anorexia by my late teens and early 20s. It took me a while to get better. But I am better now.
@@serenausagi676 I did not watch this show but I remember stuff like The Swan. That was just... the culture. And it was very bad for us.
“Hello strugglers, how are you today?”
Well, I’ve actually been going through a lot lately, and I-
“GOOD!”
aww haha I'm sure he meant good in the nicest sense. hope ur doing well if you didn't just comment that for humor purposes (well even if you did just do it for humor purposes I still hope you're doing well)
@@shashipackofulski9656 this is very wholesome
BZZZZZZ
I can’t stop thinking about if we lived in a world where vampires were real how funny and terrifying it would be if they actually had a show where it’s just like “dramatic vampire freaks humans out” lmao
Watch what we do in the shadows lmao
"Do we have enough pasta" made my whole week tbh
Personally, I think being called PBS would be the best. It’s both educational and entertaining, and that’s pretty much what Scott’s videos are
Yes
69 likes nice.
@@axinitewolf 96 likes rn nice
@@BugleBottom you mean ecin?
@@adamkang4522 😂
Randolph Duke and Rachel Hunter sound like the hot, arrogant rich guy and the quirky, clumsy aspiring author who get stuck on an island together in a romance novel lol
Oh my gosh yes literally
I just feel so bad for those poor animals in the Killer Karaoke segments. Those sneks are so scared.
People who put different segments in the video bar are fucking legends
yeah the chapters system is noice.
@@vizthex No it’s not. It’s annoying as hell and ruins the entire video. And I can’t turn them off!
@@quangamershyguyyz7166 in what way does it affect you?
@@quangamershyguyyz7166 not in a rude way just curious
@@Sarah-np5fx I can’t go to a specific part of the video without the time bar forcibly dragging me to one of the chapters, that I don’t want to see. I just want to scroll through the video to watch certain parts of it, but I can’t because I keep being repeatedly pulled to a specific segment I didn’t even want to look at.
ngl that first show made me feel physically uncomfortable
edit: so did the second one when that, uh... *one* scene came up
edit 2: i have come to the conclusion that i may just be actually sick
Before I read the second part of the comment I was like 👀👀 wait until mad mad house
Get well soon
No Scott you’re confused, the extra vampires are a single sentience and their name is Gina Anthrax
I was actually confused I thought it was listing a full name.
21:04
"Give up sex for 1 year and get 10,000 dollars"
Me who hasn't had sex my entire life and has received no payment:
I feel bad for the snakes on Killer Karaoke. They were all just minding their own business when they got attacked by a giant shrieking hand.
All the animals in that show! The poor pigeons and the skunk, horrible people who rented them out to that show.
If i was in the snake situation i'd just be vibing and calmly going through with what i was supposed to do
Snakes are great, spread the word-
@@zukibot2650 Season 2 they got rid of all the animals
It looks like she outright tossed one of them :( Like, that could seriously hurt them. Honestly, it's awful for all the animals with all the screaming and flailing.
@@addyxinwonderland1473 Don't get me wrong, I love snakes. They are great animals. But uh... this whole thing was setting up those snakes to bite someone. If you keep moving your hand back and forth constantly, it really scares them (I assume it looks like a swooping predator from their point of view)
The cactus thing on the karaoke stresses me out so much - you can be seriously injured by cacti
It looked like that guy was bleeding.. Idk how show producers get away with stuff like that.
I would know from falling onto a bunch of them
@@storm_fling1062 On show producers?
@@cindersoul5412 not funny didnt laugh
@@storm_fling1062 ye
Idk why they used weird caricatures of celebrities for Bigheads, but then just had normal Cumberbatch there
Thank you SO MUCH for the Zoboomafoo mention, that show is criminally underrated
That show is anything but underrated.
I’m upset at how the balloon/cactus dude fell on like 3 cacti, bled on his arm, got covered in dirt and still proceeded with the show.
That whole show was really upsetting. Like, we have a lady getting repeatedly bitten by snakes and sprayed in the face by a skunk. We have rather large snakes and cacti for a guy to wander through while he can hardly see. And even when these people are screaming and crying in pain and fear, we're supposed to... laugh??? Like, I'm sorry, but this isn't your average schadenfreude show. I don't know why anybody would be willing to be humiliated and tortured and actually injured for a bit of money.
Every single one of these shows looks like a fever dream.
yup.
Watching those clips from Killer Karaoke, all I can think is how awful the experience must have been for those animals.
Yeah, all the shrieking would stress out a human bystander, let alone an animal with more acute hearing.
yes omg i was about to comment that, i had to skip that portion of the video because i felt so horrible for the animals
@@Victoria-cm7yh and having a person just touching and doing a lot of sudden movements wouldn't be much help either
I felt real bad for those snakes 😭
I'm suprised no one fainted.
22:30
"You're gonna be reaching and peeking into holes looking for balls"
I really, really hate that sentence
"And if you can pull them out, that would make me very happy."
@@natalienoodle8572 "And whatever happens, do not stop singing. "
As a kid that grew up without cable, I am proud to be a Struggler for the PBS Man
The 00s were the weirdest time for dating shows. Does anybody remember that one where the people just went on dates but the show edited random thought bubbles during random times. That's literally all I remember about it.
Blind Date!!! That was mine and my brother's favorite! So funny.
@@sint0xicateme on mtv right? I think it aired right before or after jackass.
Yeah, Blind Date. It was super stupid and i enjoyed it lol.
Whoever left that one dislike... On his BELATED BIRTHDAY?? You monster.
It’s 10 now :(
It's now 24 :
36 now 💔
@@shineinstars
🙃 ʍou 43
46 :'(
"No hooks, no ropes, just me and good old earth." Sounds like a SpongeBob quote.
The homoerotic energy of the vampire is unbelievable
Oh yeah, I dig that
@@vincentprice64 my man, who doesn’t
lmao so true
That's how you know he's authentic.
Watch the show, it's really cool
I love that Mad Mad House is just a bunch of pleasant dudes hanging out. Outside of the show, I bet they’re so fun to hang out with
Yea they all seemed kinda chill and cool??
The show pulls you in with their crazy hobbies, and then slaps you in the face with the reality that people are still people, even if they're wacky at a glance. We live in a world where a vampire goes to the grocery store asking for pasta, and we're one step away from not even questioning it.
I think I remember Avocado being a bit of a dick but maybe I'm misremembering.
@@Naokarma He drank human blood and talked about how it made him feel connected to another person.
@@elodee3 He threatened the prize if a guy wouldn't strip and join him by the pool. Literally terrible behavior.
What happens to someone in their life where they decide one day “you know what I want to do? drink human blood”
Vampires?
He got bit by a vampire obviously
Human blood is 84% water, and water is the best drink.
Daddy issues
Shock appeal and the act of it. Its probably not the act, but everything around it. You're shocked, that's something. Person that gives up their blood? Biggest power exchange there is, also a thinv
I wish I could’ve seen my face when he said “if you’re of legal drinking age, I’m talking to you, Alex”. When I tell you my heart stopped 😂 Now I feel like the universe is telling to buy wine lmao
I'm just over here cracking up imagining that "vampire" sitting in a phlebotomy class looking like Edward Scisshands learning how to draw blood for his shenanigans
Every time you list the vampires’ names and you end with Thraxx, you always end up saying “anthrax” which is definitely not a very welcoming name when you’re asking people to let you suck their blood lol
Wait that name is the name of a Spanish TH-camr I used to watch
Pretty sure that was the actual name they were using irl, though.
Well Anthrax is his name. The Channel Creator Content man got his name wrong.
Like listen to it again there's no way he said "and".
You listened to him despite obviously having something inside you telling uou otherwise lol no offense i just find it kind of funny in an odd sort of way
@@shonenjumpmagneto nothing inside of me was telling me something was wrong lol
He was listing names, and when he said “… and Thraxx,” it sounds like “anthrax” lol that’s all. I thought it was funny
@@PtylerBeats honestly I thought about it & i think the channel (SC) played dumb because "Antrax" might get him censored omfg i deadass believe thats whats happening here lol
“dont get me started on mr meaty” i have the same thought at least 5 times a week mr meaty was just so Fucking weird i can never stop thinking about it. the first time i caught it on tv i was like 5 can you imagine what that does to a 5 year old? im scarred and i can NEVER talk about it.
Yeah that shit made me so uncomfortable
I used to sit in front of the tv paralyzed in fear. Just straight up crying until I a.) willed myself to turn off the tv and run upstairs to my room or b.) woke up my mom with my crying and she'd come get me😭
mr meaty gave me genuine trauma
Cursed show
I love Mr Meaty. It’s a charming idea for a children’s show. I bought the first season on iTunes as well :P
The thing about Big Heads is it's really kind of amazing that I can recognise who everyone of those heads are supposed to be instantly, even though they look nothing like a real person
I legitimately don’t know if 1990-2010 was just an extra weird “BE HOT ITS ALL WE CARE ABOUT” time - or if it’s just that I’m almost 40 and it’s a reflection of my age.
Nah...having been in public school during that time....it was a way too important thing, and it's getting worse now with social media.
@@ThatBlondePerson I’m having the same experience
The “Hot” judges are just insecure and shitting on people who have features they wish they had lmao
Agreed
Rachel was a famous model, pretty sure she was married to some old rockstar.
The woman and the men they barely have abs or boobs, the lady especially and the glasses guy.
Glasses guy, giving a five out of ten when he barely has abs to show for
The lady barely has looks to pay for the men if she would be on the show she would be gone after the first round if she didn't bribe the judges which seems like the thing that can happen, the guy gave her an insult and he got demoted to 2 out of 10
Why does your comment have 300 likes?
So many people can't be that stupid, can they?
Calling the judges insecure must be the stupidest thing I read in a long time.
The premise of the show is to judge people by their looks.
It's their job to judge them. Wouldn't be a good show if they would rate everyone 10/10.....
@@Jehty_ its not a new thing for people to be jealous and insecure around hot people thus feeling the need to put them down and ‘ground them’, or for people to find pleasure in putting others down and having power over them.. its a common criticism people have for show judges. it certainly does not seem like genuine judging or like theres any way to ‘win’, which in fairness would obviously also be due to the people in charge
Scott is my favorite youtuber right now.
Same
Same
It’s good to be a struggler
Top 5 for shizzle
I loved me some PBS. I still watch Arthur.
I used to watch a lot of Disney Channel, but now I watch a lot of Danny Gonzales, Kurtis Conner, and Drew Gooden. So the intro makes a lot of sense.
"I was raised on my parent's Christmas Tree farm" is the most Oregonian thing I've ever heard, pffft
"Too much jiggle." WHAT is this ghoul looking at?
That Steve-o game show looks like it should be a segment on Ellen's Game of Games - people having to sing while being put in mortal peril? Literally sounds like an Ellen thing.
I miss watching that show
Reminded me a lot of the Eric Andre Show
I remember when it premiered. I always liked it.
@@averythesuperhero You better not be talking about fucking Impractical Jokers
This made me watch the entirety of 'Mad Mad House' in a single sitting, and honestly I have no regrets. Great recommendation👌
Yeah having a basic knowlwdge about bloodborne diseases really makes it even weirder to see someone just be like "slurp slurp I love drinking my hepatitis juice :)"
As someone who donates blood, seeing it wasted like that was triggering.
Now wait until Scott finds out about The Chamber, a game show so absurdly dangerous that only about three episodes ever made it to air, and one man sued the show because he suffered hypothermia in the aftermath of it.
holy shit, i thought that was just a fever dream i had.
damn what 😀
see also: Opposite Worlds
I'm suprised I never even heard of it.
Those costumes in Bigheads look like something from a newspaper comic
They're actually pretty good caricatures.
Outside of the show I think some of them have that "ugly yet interesting" look. Well... some of them
Edit: I rewatched the full bit and I take some of that back now.
Look up Genesis' Land of Confusion...you won't thank me. I promise.
@@nicolelewis5237 oh god...
@@nicolelewis5237 I didn't LISTEN! I DIDN'T LISTEN! YOU WARNED ME AND I DIDN'T LISTEN!
WHY DIDN'T I LISTEN!!!
@@jsbaldo5556 Now imagine watching that as a toddler. Lol
31:42 “I feel like as long as you’re clean, ya know, and you brush your teeth, you’re fine.”
Wow thanks lol 😊
25:41 can’t be true - source: they put me on there once
Hey man, your videos made me laugh! Cool to see you in an unrelated comments section.
Subtle flex lmao
Sooo...Did the judges think you're hot or not?
What the hell. I literally started watching your videos yesterday. I’ve watched Scott for a while.
Congrats on the chicken.
I feel you could make an entire video just on Mad Mad House it’s crazy
I’d noticed Don goes out in the daylight just wearing sunglasses without burning up
maybe he sparkles instead lol
Maybe he was wearing sunblock
The thing is tho literally all the ppl who were being judged were better looking then the judges
I wouldnt say all, but some were
All except the guys with frosted tips... it is embarrassing that that was ever considered hot
Wow, so Cut's The Button is actually just a modern version of this Bzzz show. Like The Button's first episode is even entitled "The Button That Makes Your Blind Date Disappear" which is the exact same tag line as Bzzz
I assume with the 'Are you hot?' show that a lot of the people are aspiring models hoping for a big break, so the rejection isn't just commenting on their appearance but also saying their careers are doomed
If anyone is a Jenny Nicholson fan among this comment section, we should all petition to have Scott watch Opposite Worlds and react
Literally scrolling the comments to see if anyone suggested Opposite Worlds LOL!
Yes! I loved her video on it, Scott would have a lot of fun with it!
Jenny’s braids in that video are iconic
Somehow my brain just combined the two and I was like "wait no wasnt that a scout cramer video"
Can you imagine how stressed the snakes and other animals on that karaoke show were? Ugh feelsbadman
The snakes were getting straight slapped it was so cruel
I felt so bad for the snakes they looked so stressed
26:13 OH MY GOD I KNOW WHO THAT IS! Quote from Phineas and Ferb through the 2nd Dimension's Song "Brand new best friend" :
"Do Lamas weird you out?"
"Yeah are they camels or sheep?"
"No. No I meant Lorenzo"
"That's right:"
Both: "He played meep!"
Also my first thought
I was hoping that you would say “this video is sponsored by viewers like you, thank you.”
Omg I just looked up "The Vampire Dom" and he has an active twitter, also hes riiiiiiippppppeeeeddddd now.
0:55 Luckily, Caillou is leaving PBS so you don't have to worry about that anymore.
Hell yeah
BEGONE CAILLOU
Can he leave our memories too
Unpopular opinion caillou was my favorite show I’ve watched it back now and realized it’s absolute garbage just like the main character
@@premier_leaf1163 now that's character development
"fremantle international doesnt know what fair use commentary/review is" is what i am pretty sure the wingdings say at roughly 19:00 in
That's vampire dude talks like the one kid in school. You know the one. I can't put it into words but you know who I'm talking about.
During the ad, I was thinking “oh haha yeah I can totally drink this wine even though I’m under drinking age” but then he said my name and I genuinely got scared for a second like “oh shit he read my mind”
23:43 I have to imagine that being screamed at, while a strange hand pokes you, must be stressful to the animal