-anyway if you're interested to be a Top Gear presenter, send your application to Top Gear, BBC Television, 201 Wood Lane, London W12 7TS. Now the new Porsche 911....
They should have cut right before the car stopped to Richards saying that, continued for a bit, then had them back in for the next scene without fanfare.
1:46 I love how the instructions say that you have to push the crowbar "without brutality". Either this is a warning against the flimsiness of the car, or a nod at how you would treat your carriage horses right so that you won't hurt them, and you had to treat your "horseless carriage" just as well.
Fantastic, glad I could help. I actually uploaded this so that the admins at my school (the Defense Language Institute) could use it as a piece showcasing the need for accurate translations versus word-for-word.
Having had personal experience of driving a veteran car through London when other road users don’t give you any space or foolishly think you can stop like they can, I can sympathise completely. I always describe stopping a veteran car as towing a caravan with your modern car and only use half of the handbrakes full stopping power to stop the vehicle. What’s worse, is your thinking your going to crash but it’s all happening at around 20mph. I loved this clip.
How old are we talking? It's common sense in a car with drum brakes you need more time to stop. I have a 1998 dodge Durango and it has drum brakes - more modern ones than on a 40s, 50s, 60s car - but still. It will whine and roll with the pedal mashed down on rainy days. Just give yourself another 5ft stopping distance and decelerate before reaching the car.
Brem I bet you’re fun at parties 😂 even if the roads of are closed, I still wouldn’t want to hit that T-Junction in top gear after I’d just pushed rapidly at the crowbar of embrayage without brutality
Mr Gavin Morgan (90 years old) had this car in his Netley workshop for repair in Adelaide, South Australia. He was able to make missing engine as per manufacturer's drawing. Amazing. I made photos of that car approximately 15 years ago.
This could be a good name for some anime as well. Something like "Crowbars of Embroyage: the instruments of judgement (season 2)" sounds completely legit to me.
"ENGAGING FRICTION" just imagine driving a car towards an intersection and seeing jeremy standing in a didion bouton with james at the wheel coming your way LOL
I've starting using JAMES, WE'RE GOING TO BE KILLED! as my go-to phrase when people ask me questions I don't know the answer to, usually at work. "Excuse me, will this thingimajigg cause a problem with the hurdiflurrflurrr, or do I need to upgrade my humplidooey?" *JaMeS wE'rE gOiNg To Be KiLlEd!* ...and walk away
Rubbish. His genius generates gravity, and if you listen carefully, you can almost hear it. It's frightening, is what it is. Sometimes, he even surprises himself with his genius.
Hes not kidding if you hold the handle improperly while turning it and it kicks back, you WILL break your wrist. If i remember right the key is to use your Right hand and make sure your thumb is off the handle. Your pulling it down not pushing, so if it kicks it flys out of your hand rather than torqueing your hand with it This also applies to the model T
"When you turn the handle, it *_will_* break your wrist"
"You wot?"
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when you put your French assignment through google translate
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, that happened.
Barath Vedant he said that it happened to him real life idiot he understood joke
@@mr.snaplles5964 just when I thought this comment thread couldn't get anymore dumber
Barath Vedant yeah it became pretty dumb when you commented
"Without brutality" XD
Good thing Cpt Slow was driving!
Hurl the mover
It gives ALL its strength!
Fuck your XD, leave that shit in 2008
@@Snookbone why do you have to be rude
I can imagine Richards reaction if the vehicle *hadn’t* stopped; “Sadly, James and Jeremy are dead - anyway !”
Would have been the most ironic and peculiar thing in history to have him survive a 300+ mph dragster crash and them die going 15 mph.
can you imagine if hammond had been driving? Hed be upsidedown and on fire in switzerland by the halfway point
-anyway if you're interested to be a Top Gear presenter, send your application to Top Gear, BBC Television, 201 Wood Lane, London W12 7TS.
Now the new Porsche 911....
Well Brandon they’re laying on the ground, missing a few body parts and there brains have leaked out of their skulls. So that would be a no.
They should have cut right before the car stopped to Richards saying that, continued for a bit, then had them back in for the next scene without fanfare.
The crowbar of embrayage hahahaa
It's hilarious I know, me and a friend just randomly say it sometimes and burst out laughing.
I take embrayage at that description.
hull the mover!!!
Brad Charles free man would love to use the crowbar if embrayage.
@@AR15.666 and rapidly without brutality
going to the *hardware store*
i'd like a *crowbar of embrayage*
You mean *clutch lever* sir?
@@siysamuel DeDion Bouton , I think it's spelled.
That always cracks me up the way Clarkson emphasizes 'of EMbryage'
Always imagined it as embraillage?
Didn't that one Gordon Freeman bloke have one of those?
I think my favourite thing about James is that he could listen to Clarkson read that gibberish and actually figure out what he's meant to do.
HURL THE MOVER TIL HIS STARTING
Luckily James May is fluent in Gibberish.
James May, oaf-whisperer
So could I, it's not hard
@@vibecheck663oohh get you tiger
Clarkson rarely calls James "James" unless in a genuine fear of death. So driving this is more dangerous than climbing the Himalayas then😂
It's like when the Toybota was sinking and he called Hammond, Richard
@@Matt561 Richard... Richard... Richard...!
@@Matt561 I have been looking, and I can't find this episode? Is that a misspelling of Toyota, or did you mean Toybota xD
@@MHScrat th-cam.com/video/nl3bsL7Nbnk/w-d-xo.html
Jeremy calls it the Toybota
IIRC in the Polar Special he shouted "Nooo,,,,James! " whiles James took out a bottle of wine in the tent
This is peak top gear
James jumper
Jeremy’s jokes
Hammond crashing
Perfect old Top Gear clip
this is the one! the one the manufacturer literally asked him to stop wearing, lol
The way Jeremy says "Make it STOP!!!" you could hear the terror and fear in his voice 😂
3:01 looks like a "Poo came out" moment. 😅
Then the pathetic horn
He did a skid steer in his trousers
1:46 I love how the instructions say that you have to push the crowbar "without brutality". Either this is a warning against the flimsiness of the car, or a nod at how you would treat your carriage horses right so that you won't hurt them, and you had to treat your "horseless carriage" just as well.
No, it just means that you shouldn't do it to hard because the clutch will break, it had no synchromesh
@@GaiusCaligula234 cuts to James grinding the gearbox lol
its good advice to treat all devices without brutality
One of the funniest Top Gear moments ever "HURL The mover till his starting"
my '98 civic has a crowbar of embriage
lmfao
andyweuling Do you have to push rapidly at it?
Please use it without brutality.
L O L
I am dead lmfaoooo
Missed opportunity to title it "Lost in Transmission."
“This was designed for someone with three arms and one leg.”
*GENERAL GRIEVOUS WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*
Jeremyyy Claaarksoooon! *cough hack* You aaare a boooold one *cough wheeze*
@@visionist7 Your vehicle will make a fine edition to my collection!
clarkson using friction standing in a T-pose to stop the car
the scope of his engineering genius literally knows no bounds
*drag… you moron
@@gedhoughton9523 drag is technically friction against the air
Quite terrifying
That’s how the T-Ford was invented
Fantastic, glad I could help. I actually uploaded this so that the admins at my school (the Defense Language Institute) could use it as a piece showcasing the need for accurate translations versus word-for-word.
@jonny j good man, good. You?
@jonny j About a decade older i think
11 years ago you good fam
@@VegitoBlueYT good bro, you?
@@kotomile oh yk exams
“James we’re going to be killed”
Jeremy: "Yeahhhhh top gearrr"
James: "Now how do I stop?"
Jeremy: "What?"
*Boss music plays*
You punch a producer?
Having had personal experience of driving a veteran car through London when other road users don’t give you any space or foolishly think you can stop like they can, I can sympathise completely. I always describe stopping a veteran car as towing a caravan with your modern car and only use half of the handbrakes full stopping power to stop the vehicle. What’s worse, is your thinking your going to crash but it’s all happening at around 20mph. I loved this clip.
I have a '70s Dutch moped, and this pretty much describes it.
How old are we talking? It's common sense in a car with drum brakes you need more time to stop. I have a 1998 dodge Durango and it has drum brakes - more modern ones than on a 40s, 50s, 60s car - but still. It will whine and roll with the pedal mashed down on rainy days. Just give yourself another 5ft stopping distance and decelerate before reaching the car.
@@MrWolfSnack 1998? brakes were pretty good back then... i think american cars were just still stuck in the 60's
@@MrWolfSnack veteran car usually means made before the end of ww1
2:49 Jeremy trying to brake with his own air resistance lmao. Amazing!
"You wot" -James May
"For making the carriage, walking at the first speed."
Gotta love the gleeful frolicking of a wild May in his natural habit.
0:34 for those curious
Gleeful? I think hes jumping because his wrist was in agony
“Now how do I stop?"
“What?"
2007 was another great year for this show, this season was superb.
2005 to 2014 was prime Top Gear.
2:54 Clarkson was genuinely scared
MAKE IT STOP!!!
No he was fine. The roads are closed for filming and they drove the car before filming too.
It's all for entertainment.
Brem I bet you’re fun at parties 😂 even if the roads of are closed, I still wouldn’t want to hit that T-Junction in top gear after I’d just pushed rapidly at the crowbar of embrayage without brutality
Which season was this?
0:17 'You wot' button
"Push rapidly at the crowbar forwards without brutality" 😂
"When its raised up again, it gaves all its strengths"
@@ThisIsMyRodrick *gains
@@RWL2012 i have actually read the original translated manual and if i recall correctly it actually say "gaves" and not "gains"
And take completely and progressively back the crowbar of embrayage
2:40 I died laughing lol
that horn sound killed me
James! We're going to be killed!
Jammessssss gets me every time
No you didnt.
You are alive since you wrote that comment.
@@skaggulkbergstrom2019maybe he died as soon he posted the comment
Season 10, episode 8
You should pin this comment so it's at the top
Episode 7 not 8
Stfu
Nope. That episode is about a Fiat and the diesel BMW race
Jean Girard how did you manage to upload this and then forget which episode it’s from, and THEN never fix your comment?
"How do i get to Top Gear"
cow : *moo*
"James we're going to be killed"
*honks*
My favorite part
I think think those are gears grinding instead of the horn honking
He's reffering to 1:40 & 2:40
2:44
"I've decided to use ingenuity."
*proceeds to t-pose*
Something about Jeremy and James laughing together makes me happy
Now this is what I call, manual car!
Finally, I’ve learned that “Top Gear” is just British for “Full Speed”
“Take back the drag of the wheel backward crowbar of the right” lol
“ ‘When you are in first speed, push’ we aren’t are we? JAMES WE’RE GOING TO BE KILLED!!!”
"Many poo's shot out of my ani" -J.C S22E08
All these years later it still makes me laugh out loud.
I've watched this a million times, and I still can't stop laughing.
I like how Jeremy grunts at the very end.
i think jeremy was genuinely scared haha
Who wont, i be worried if i was driving something thats before WW1, i felt that deeply
Was this scripted? I didn't even notice but at 2:58 he seems to have shit himself
@@thehammurabichode7994 nah I doubt it, they seem to be genuinely panicking
@@thehammurabichode7994 the only scripted thing on old top gear was The News bits, even then they like to improvise jokes while filming
2:56 🤣🤣 his pants aren't clean anymore
"Some poo's come out!"
I like how james jumps when he start the car🤣🤣
Mr Gavin Morgan (90 years old) had this car in his Netley workshop for repair in Adelaide, South Australia.
He was able to make missing engine as per manufacturer's drawing. Amazing.
I made photos of that car approximately 15 years ago.
The pure joy when it starts moving from both is so wholesome
The crowbar of umbrage. Sounds like a weapon from a bad Japanese RPG.
Embrayage.
More like one from a good JRPG.
This could be a good name for some anime as well. Something like "Crowbars of Embroyage: the instruments of judgement (season 2)" sounds completely legit to me.
@@Kirillissimus I'd watch it :D .
@@Kirillissimus I use people's ability, or inability, to operate the "crowbar of embrayage" as an instrument of judgement.
Old Top Gear was so perfect. I miss it :(
"WHEN YOu are in first speed, push--we aren't, are we."
*JAMES WE'RE GOING TO BE KILLED*
2:41 *J A M E S W E R E G O I N G T O B E K I L L E D*
2:41 jAmEs WeRe GoInG tO bE kIlLeD
he pushed himself rapidly forward into our hearts without brutality
Probably my favourite excerpt from all of Top Gear.
Ahhh him screaming make it stop and walking off was one of the funniest moments and all I could think him saying is “poo is coming out”
Same!
"Rapidly without brutality" impossible
What made me laugh was Jeremy screaming STOP IT, MAKE IT STOOPPPPPP
I almost die laughing every time I see this clip.
"When you are in first speed...we aren't are we?....JAMES WE"RE GOING TO BE KILLED"
Jeremy was so eager to let James start it. Man that's real friendship
The car: Goes for 8-9 Miles An Hour
James's hair: ➡️➡️➡️
"How do we stop?"
"......HURL THE MOVER....no....."
"JAMES WE'RE GOING TO BE KILLED"
It sounds like it will break if a third person will get on
1:59 HE SAID IT
HE SAID THE WORD
"JAMES WE'RE GOING TO BE KILLED!"
"Take completely and progressively back the crowbar of embrayage..." 🤣💀
Jeremy reading the translated instructions is just pure gold.😂
0:48 when you try read auto generated captions.
When they were driving James looked like a mad scientist with his hair
"ENGAGING FRICTION" just imagine driving a car towards an intersection and seeing jeremy standing in a didion bouton with james at the wheel coming your way LOL
never trust the French... They almost killed two of the Top Gear crew!
It was crystal clear, learn how to use the embrayage ffs.
@@baste511 Lmao.
@@baste511 Crowbar of embrayage.
Hon hon hon!
@@mirzaahmed6589 without brutality
JAMES WE'RE GOING TO BE KILLED!!
Nobody could script write this , and the delivery is brilliant , much funnier than Big Bang !!
Hilarious how one minute they're fine and then immediately they are in panic 🤣 "make it sttOOOOPPPPPP" lmao
"JAMES! WE ARE GOING TO BE KILLED!!!!" Gave me chills
Jeremy when spinning out at over 100mph:….
Jeremy when driving at the pace of a brisk jog: STOOOOPPPPP
165 people didn’t push rapidly at the crowbar forward without brutality
Jeremy stood up to resist wind😂😂 What a brilliant idea..
Voila..It stopped.😂😂
I've starting using JAMES, WE'RE GOING TO BE KILLED! as my go-to phrase when people ask me questions I don't know the answer to, usually at work. "Excuse me, will this thingimajigg cause a problem with the hurdiflurrflurrr, or do I need to upgrade my humplidooey?" *JaMeS wE'rE gOiNg To Be KiLlEd!* ...and walk away
One of the best bits ever. Still laugh every time I see it.
“Hurl the mover t- no” 😂😂
I love James. Best show in the world!
ejlister It was
Oh wow, this is ancient! 16:9 stretched to 4:3, from an ancient episode!
I can’t believe I haven’t see this yet!
JAMES WE'RE GOING TO BE KILLED *comedic horn sound*
this is by far my favorate top gear segment
2:53 *"MAKE IT STOP"*
Exits the vehicle and walks like a NPC.
Epic movie trilogy titles:
Movie: "The Crowbar of Embrayage"
Sequel: "Forward Without Brutality"
Final: "Making The Carriage Completely Stopped"
"I decided to use ingenuity" a sentence that doesn't fit clarkson too well
Rubbish. His genius generates gravity, and if you listen carefully, you can almost hear it. It's frightening, is what it is. Sometimes, he even surprises himself with his genius.
This, combined with the dramatic music, is possibly the best part of original Top Gear.
2:50 I think this is where you say "Some poo's come out!"... :D
James: "Now how do I stop?"
Jeremy: *Good Question*
Fucking classic, in tears
I like how the cockpit shots look like they were done with compositing.
Hes not kidding if you hold the handle improperly while turning it and it kicks back, you WILL break your wrist. If i remember right the key is to use your Right hand and make sure your thumb is off the handle. Your pulling it down not pushing, so if it kicks it flys out of your hand rather than torqueing your hand with it
This also applies to the model T
I love how slow they are going, but the consequences are huge if they even bump something
"embrayage" is French for clutch.
This beauty was first registered in December 1904 and has been untaxed since 1st September 2021.
Jeremy trying to use friction kills me every time
-how do we stop
-what
"That's... something important..."