Tim Dillon - Episode 288: Death of A Salesman | Bottom of The Tank
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 11 ส.ค. 2021
- Another classic audio-only episode of Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank Podcast is now available to watch-- it's Bottom of The Tank with comedian and podcast host Tim Dillon! Originally released on December 21, 2016, Tim tells Ari all about his former life in sales. This is Skeptic Tank Episode 288: Death of A Salesman with Tim Dillon.
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Original Episode Notes:
Tim Dillon came to my apartment to tell me about his former life in sales. He's sold everything. From mortgages to office equipment to a history of New York. Tim has hilarious stories about all of it. Fun, fun, fun podcast.
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Listen to the original audio episode:
Spotify: spoti.fi/3jMnPKA | Apple: apple.co/3iGEYWW
For more Ari & Tim check out Skeptic Tank Episode 411: bit.ly/3Aze3lR
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👉 TIM DILLON: www.timdilloncomedy.com/ | @TimDillonShow
👉 ARI SHAFFIR: For upcoming tour dates & tickets visit www.arishaffir.com/tour/
12/09 | Boston
12/16 | San Antonio
01/14 | Cleveland
01/21 | Phoenix
02/11 | Tampa
02/17 | Denver
#timdillon #arishaffir #comedy #bottomofthetank
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Visuals:
Hugh McKinnon - @by.hugh - Illustration
Matt Price - @madebyprice - Animation
Steve Torelli - @Torellipics - Show Poster
Chris B. - @purplestorkmedia - Lofi Ari Concept
Becky Rodriguez - remember2behappy.com - Production
Marisa Pellegrino - @marisa_pellegrino - Editing
Music:
“Copyright”
Written & Performed by: Pepper Goins, Krohn Studios, Fartmouth Podcast
"Ari Shaffir Owns This Song"
Written by: Pepper Goins
Performed by Raelyn Nelson - @RaelynNelsonBand
Shout out @LofiGirl - ตลก
Pov: you’re Tim’s fan paying this podcast a visit
Tim fan here. Really liked the intro song, do you know who owns it?
@@Melon-Lord someone who's good at telling jokes.
Fan of both but couldn't have clicked any faster when it popped up
yes or yes !?
Show ari some love
Tim starts around 12:30
🤝
king
Thanks nigga
My guy
F yeh
It was super nice for the biggest podcaster in the world to do this for ari.
Like physically big?
thing is risk factor. Tim says half jokin with Ben on why Spotify hasn't given him 100Million like Joe, (to talk about bigfoot). I am on Tims side, but the investors are not happy with Tim's mental state, they think he will no show, or say something that will get them frequent gov' visits. I mean, he might be the best, and a rising personality - i just hope he doesn't faze out by the time he is 40 in 2025
This came out in 2016
@@AdamThoba2 tims "been on rogies 8 times, a 9th time won't do much"
I’ve heard he’s even bigger than rogan. He even drove out rogan from LA
God, so glad to get an extra tim dillion episode this week
Same. Life is good. Going fishing for 9 days on the Columbia bay tomorrow night and there is hardly any coverage. So it's nice to get a little something something.
It's an old ep m8
@@littledipper9702 new to me
Tim sounds so young and wide eyed :)
I miss old broke AF Tim. I love rich and famous Tim too but he was at his finest when he was in the struggle like the rest of us.
I love the juxtaposition of such a slender, hetero guy, and Ari Shaffir.
I got it 🤣
HAHAHAHA
Ya did the joke backwards
After listening to this, I truly believe the biggest victim over the last 5 years has been Tim’s vocal chords.
He sounds like a small little sweet boy only four years ago
@@johnd2149 Go about eight or nine years back and you can here his flaming gay voice.
@@Giovanni-nj1xo any links u can share?
@@juniorsanchez7441 I’ll see if I can find the old stuff.
@@juniorsanchez7441 Hard to find some of his older stuff. This is the closest I could find to his gay voice. th-cam.com/video/zdXDHwm7KVQ/w-d-xo.html
One hour and five minutes in, they were totally right about iPhone prices. People were saying an iPhone made in the USA would cost $1000. Well, now it costs $1000, made in China, and people are still buying it.
I laughed and laughed when I first heard about "leasing a phone". Like...it's a car or house now? Sadly, yes.
@@spsawyer22 Il stick with my 30 quid 10 year old samsung flip phone. It texts and makes calls, everything a phone needs.
your comment is unequivocally true!!
And what US companies needed to do was keep the jobs in the US pay them well then they could afford to pay more. Henry Ford understood this and paid his employees extremely well…why…so they could afford to buy a fors
Tim Dillon is my favorite! I'll watch anything he participates in. Please bring him back as much as possible
this was 5 years ago
what a treat. its awesome to hear ol'timmy recite from John Prine.
Tim always finds a way to be hilarious and informative at the same time
This one is probably going to be my favorite🙌
This was a great podcast, thank you both
I learned more in this one podcast than I did in my entire year of economics.
Should have gone to class then fucks sake
@@hypno5690 sure.
LOL. Tim is not conservative. If he is, he's deeply deeply more tolerable than most any other conservative comedian I've listened to.....
He constantly voices his support for universal healthcare so he definitely is not.
He’s not conservative at all.
He wants basic healthcare for everyone for CHRIST SAKE! And even then the conservative party is much more moderate compared to 20 years ago.
This was from when Kobe was still alive. You know that because Ari still has a show to plug.
lol man perfect
He didnt cancelled for it which is amazing lol
his show got cancelled long before the kobe thing...
@@Derek_Keenan you mean they foresaw his whole Kobe debacle?
@@gleb3841 yes comedy central employs gypsies
As a used car dealer I love this
POV: You’ve been listening to both Ari and Tim and stumble upon some gold. 🙏🏼
Tim needs to start a masterclass for negotiating.
yes or yes
This Podcast was "grotesque" I mean "truly" "yes or yes"?!?
Are you French or just Canadian?
@@rigobertohidalgo2487 Hahah not sure what that has to do with literally anything but ill be a good sport...Im actually French Canadian! Good guess!
Lmao. Never hated myself more than when I was a car salesman. I literally quit and decided “fuck this I gotta learn how to work with my hands”
The best thing I can tell you is that having a salesman as a dad is sooo cringe. Thanks for being brave! We need yall
I don’t mean we need more laborers I mean we need more conscious fathers
I put up with that horrendous intro for my boy Timmy D.
Bill Hicks turned into Alex Jones
Then cloned himself
Then made his clone gay
This clone is now the person we know as Tim Dillon.
Yes and yes
@@fascisthippy9307 and yes
Loved to see video. 😌
Literally didn't know until the very end when he said the old podcasts name that this was from 2016...oh well lol
tim dillons mortage sales experience needs to be a movie. i believe he's talked about pitching it before
he has, it will probably happen in a few years when he has blown up more! i hope, anyway
Great pod!
Its crazy how much good podcast content there is from Tim.
Great show..had a blast
This is hands down the best time Tim Dillon has ever been interviewed. You get to relive his life through his answers and it’s hilarious the entire time. Him and Ari are on the same wavelength.
Just when I think I couldn’t like Tim more, he recites a John Prine song. my man
We want video give the people what they want. Still love this podcast ❤️
Oh yesssss this is gonna be good
The video is hilarious 😂🤣
Listening to podcasts hearing people talk before the pandemic is similar to watching something old where they don't realize how big of an impact the internet would change everything. There should be a word for it, tech-nostalgia or pandemic-ostalgia.
Tim's New York accent is SO thick this episode
certainly magnificent there are some people who ascertain the facts
Oldie but a goodie!!
I thought the reparations for the holocaust is literally Israel
Yeah...but probably they were on their way to independence even if Hitler would have hated them in a less organised way, kind of like what he did to a lot of Slavs. Maybe wouldn't have been as strong as it is.
love the podcast i just wish we could see youre beautiful faces
Old ass episode, probably doesn't have the video for it anymore.
I don't mind no video If I'm doing something but I'm currently sitting down waiting for my dinner to finish cooking I kind of want something to look at
@@BlazRa Look at your dinner as it cooks.
@T Patrick I’m not sorry
Insane releases dude
That's what she said...
Blessed be.
The rat in the wall at 17:09 is just one of Aris jewish friends in his true form 😅😂😂😂😂 I'm joking!!! Oy Vey!! 😂😂
Hearing him talk about the GFC was a great surprise. He explains it all perfectly. Here we are in 2023 standing on the cliff again.
Love Sales stories:)
Man this is a great episode even 5 years old
52:00 wow speaks to tims quality as a public speaker/entertainer when being a tour bus guide in NYC makes people look you up and come to shows later
haha, those photos look like those of Tim from his tour bus days...how I wish I could ride on one of those with him as the guide today
Love the intro song
1:19:49 this is THE WOLF OF WALL STREET the exact plot, after Belfort goes to that small plaza.
Ari or Tim didn't make the connection, yes Wolf was wall and stocks, Tim was main street mortgage.
the cum pig of main street
1:20:30 wow I've never heard that story of how exactly Tim got started selling mortgages. The legend! Maybe it's not true but somehow i don't doubt it. At least it could be true for sure!
Good job
2016 Tim is elite
Why release a 6 year old podcast now?
21-16=6
$_$ 🤑 $_$
Not complaining at all, this pod was fun
why not
Greeting from Texas Ari, I love your podcast
Clicked on this before I realized it had Ari Shaffir, fs now I will have to clear my TH-cam recommendeds
This is educational
Dude Fuck yeah
Hopefully this is better than the last one and Tim isn't dying to leave by the end.
Life in the big city
Life in the big city sucks.
I was working at a fuckin mattress firm in NJ the first time I heard this. Completely changed my life dog. Gonna miss the podcast my friend 🫡
123:35... Nailed it... Selling an invisible product
I’ve heard Tim talk about his old mortgage days plenty of times, but he’s never broke the 💲 down like this!
Timothy delivering the goods as usual
Ari Shaffir owns this song, y'all.
Are all his openings that painful?
wow from 2016? crazy to hear the old timmer
mentioning marin county damn right.
EPISODE STARTS @ 12:32
you posted this a year too late...
Originally released on December 21, 2016,
podcast gold. Ari the Great! Tim Dillon! I love those financial stories.
Im here for the fake business
I did excitedly click on this episode for Tim, but I’ve actually watched a few of Ari’s episodes with other people recently and he’s putting out some really solid stuff. The Big Jay episode is a super good one
I do the Facebook Birthday thing too. then snooze friends for 30 days.. its like a thing now I look forward to doing. WHO IS UP THIS WEEK?
If only this was actual video
STARTS AT 12:25
48:00 "I was dating.....err... someone was dating one of the Olson twins..." ???? Lolol
Is there a video version of this pod anywhere??
no
1:20:00 this is literally the wolf of wall street phone call scene
When was this recorded?
2016
this was recorded before the tragic tweeting accident
Damn this is an old one
Erroneous!
Great surname
53:50 saudis with a lot of money oh yeah. i remember hearing stories of rich saudis during a local event here in the VIP section literally throwing stacks of $100 bills around the room for the waiters etc to pick up
Dillon!
Tim really is podcast views magnet...
Well
Where is the video?!
12:32 Timmy
I can’t find any of Tim’s old city bus tours if you find any let me know I wanna 😂 so hard
they were never released
12:30 ✨
if Ari was half as good at podcasting as he is at dosing his buddies I'd subscribe
How long ago was this recorded lololol
rtfd
Tim got COVID from his pen pal
I wish him well
Kobe Kobe
Take a step back. Glad it doesn't smell like fish. Maybe I'll just challenge myself to hot dog hierarchy
RIP John Prine
70k subs 🤭
Wow! This is from 2016! Little late there guy!
I like em'
1:34
Pre famous tim? Interesting
When do you put this on your podcast feed? I rather just listen than watch
It sounds like Ari isn't speaking into his microphone. For the most part it's hard to hear him compared to Tim
He's such a good host, he gave tim the working mic