The Tale Of Alan Partridge - Early Years

(Verse 1)
On the 2nd of April, in fifty-five,
In Kings Lynn, Norfolk, a boy came alive.
Alan Gordon Partridge, with dreams in his eyes,
Found solace in Norwich under wide open skies.
(Chorus)
Oh, Alan, Alan Partridge, your story's bittersweet,
From childhood days to life's retreat.
Through laughter and pain, you found your way,
In the fields of Norwich, you'd sing and sway.
(Verse 2)
With Lionel Partridge guiding his way,
Alan faced the schoolyard, day after day.
("Alison Partridge") they'd taunt with glee,
("Smelly Alan Fartridge,") their cruel decree.
(Chorus)
Oh, Alan, Alan Partridge, your story's bittersweet,
From childhood days to life's retreat.
Through laughter and pain, you found your way,
In the fields of Norwich, you'd sing and sway.
(Bridge)
One day in class, a cruel joke played,
A chalked-up back, and the price was paid.
Caned for a prank, he didn't foresee,
But Alan stayed strong, through the mockery.
(Verse 3)
He married Carol, a love so true,
With Fernando and Denise, his family grew.
But time and life, they drifted apart,
Leaving Alan with a broken heart.
(Chorus)
Oh, Alan, Alan Partridge, your story's bittersweet,
From childhood days to life's retreat.
Through laughter and pain, you found your way,
In the fields of Norwich, you'd sing and sway.
(Outro)
Now in solitude, he walks alone,
Singing pop songs, finding his own.
Alan Partridge, with a spirit bright,
In Norfolk's embrace, he finds his light.