I'm Batman,

Who left this cup here? Your fired!
*Verse 1*
Valentine's Day, '97, the news came down,
Lynn told Alan his show was going to drown.
No second series, Pear Tree in the red,
Office must close, the staff's future in dread.
*Pre-Chorus*
Trade down your Rover, keep the dream alive,
But Alan refused, couldn't let it survive.
Sacked the staff, Jill wasn't there,
False pretences, he didn't care.
*Chorus*
Oh, Alan, what have you done?
Hearts were broken, you're on the run.
Trading dreams for vanity,
A tale of love and insanity.
*Verse 2*
He and Jill confessed their attraction,
To an owl sanctuary, a strange distraction.
Back to Linton for a meal so grand,
Alan asked Jill about the city plan.
*Pre-Chorus*
Romantic moments, they tried to find,
But pedestrian zones were on his mind.
A night of awkward, fleeting charms,
In the morning, she left, feeling alarmed.
*Chorus*
Oh, Alan, what have you done?
Hearts were broken, you're on the run.
Trading dreams for vanity,
A tale of love and insanity.
*Bridge*
On the radio, he let her go,
As she took a taxi, feeling low.
Alan's pride, his fatal flaw,
Left him lonely, broken law.
*Verse 3*
Staff all gone, a company in shambles,
Alan's choices, nothing but gambles.
Jill was sacked, his heart turned cold,
A tale of a man who couldn't be bold.
*Chorus*
Oh, Alan, what have you done?
Hearts were broken, you're on the run.
Trading dreams for vanity,
A tale of love and insanity.
*Outro*
Lessons learned, but hearts still ache,
Alan's choices, a big mistake.
From Valentine's Day to morning light,
A tale of loss, in the fading night.