Al Bundy's Best Insults

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  • @karathibodeaux8540
    @karathibodeaux8540 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7697

    We laughed at this and had a good sense of humor. Now everyone gets butt hurt. Those were the days...

    • @whitewolfsounds2273
      @whitewolfsounds2273 2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      True

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +417

      @Chris Jovi it's our problem too. It means they can't be as funny on TV.
      And it indirectly means a societal trend where people are softer and colder, and weaker.

    • @thatpart2543
      @thatpart2543 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Exactly

    • @RawHemi1
      @RawHemi1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Chris Jovi p

    • @lorenzomoore6398
      @lorenzomoore6398 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yes Lord.

  • @jonny22kil15
    @jonny22kil15 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1701

    Many people forget that al bundy scored 4 touchdowns in one game for Polk high

    • @Aryon1969
      @Aryon1969 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Kelly sure did when it mattered the most.

    • @wildgrem
      @wildgrem 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      dude is a legend

    • @milescallamy6815
      @milescallamy6815 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      His knee was down!

    • @rileygoodread3415
      @rileygoodread3415 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      And he really DID PLAY Football in College. University of Pennsylvania.
      He was the VERY LAST player cut from the Pittsburgh Steeler's, on the LAST day of 'Pre-Season.'

    • @ntal5859
      @ntal5859 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Then he met Peggy Wanker, and it was all down hill.

  • @frankmoscarelljr4624
    @frankmoscarelljr4624 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    “You’re asking an awful lot of the sun” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kylegremillion7581
    @kylegremillion7581 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +213

    The "I'd say it behind your back but my car's only got half a tank" insult is still one of the most legendary jokes ever delivered.

    • @steiner554
      @steiner554 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      My all time favorite of ANY show.

    • @abeed87
      @abeed87 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Is that the law offices of Hagen and das is my favorite 😂

    • @gmatuz8276
      @gmatuz8276 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      You're asking a lot of the sun is another! 😂

  • @swordmonkey5932
    @swordmonkey5932 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1839

    Bundy was a warrior against Karen's ahead of his time

    • @K4R3N
      @K4R3N ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Now just hold on a minute

    • @colehampton4579
      @colehampton4579 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Haha

    • @cesarramos1038
      @cesarramos1038 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Karens will never get close to Al Bundy. He will tear them up. Al is the best

    • @parkdaniel3980
      @parkdaniel3980 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Don't use karen in this

    • @cesarramos1038
      @cesarramos1038 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      My licence plate says ALBUNDY

  • @11DNA11
    @11DNA11 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4281

    The world needs Al Bundy more than ever.

  • @jonroland2702
    @jonroland2702 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +193

    I love how Jefferson always busts a gut when Al cracks a joke at Marcy 🤣🤣

    • @edithbannerman4
      @edithbannerman4 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

    • @michaelmauch7914
      @michaelmauch7914 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You beat me to it🤣

    • @maugel0
      @maugel0 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Well congatulations Marcy, I didn't know your'e expected

    • @willowbrooks
      @willowbrooks 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@michaelmauch7914😂 same

    • @darnellharris159
      @darnellharris159 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Horrible boyfriend hahahaha

  • @donjuandelanoootch
    @donjuandelanoootch ปีที่แล้ว +370

    As kid I watched it for Kelly. Now that I’m 34 I watch it for Al. 😂😂

    • @boltzmannbrain6607
      @boltzmannbrain6607 ปีที่แล้ว

      You still watch it for kelly you nonce

    • @donjuandelanoootch
      @donjuandelanoootch ปีที่แล้ว

      @@boltzmannbrain6607 nonce nice where did you find that man back in 1983???

    • @nurfuerverrueckte
      @nurfuerverrueckte ปีที่แล้ว +34

      39. Still watching for Kelly.

    • @boltzmannbrain6607
      @boltzmannbrain6607 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nurfuerverrueckte bro she was 15 yo. Thats foul

    • @elaineewalt8137
      @elaineewalt8137 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@boltzmannbrain6607
      Lol, as if YOU don't take a gander at her...lol 🤣😂

  • @eggroll0857
    @eggroll0857 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2944

    When I was 14, I laugh cause it's funny
    Now I'm 34, I laugh cause it's true.

    • @edwardgaines6561
      @edwardgaines6561 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      It's just like the Homer Simpson parable. When you were younger, you laughed at him. When you're older, you pretty much *are* him

    • @nowthatsjustducky
      @nowthatsjustducky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      And it is still funny.

    • @Bert_de_Wit
      @Bert_de_Wit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@nowthatsjustducky It ABSOLUTELY is still funny. Timeless jokes!

    • @franchisesapa7790
      @franchisesapa7790 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Profound statement

    • @quantaluxvision
      @quantaluxvision 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I laugh now because it's funny, but inside I cry because he's got a better life than myself and a lot of other Americans. Hell, Al at least OWNS his home.

  • @TheLastOfTheFinest80
    @TheLastOfTheFinest80 2 ปีที่แล้ว +727

    "Married With Children" along with the character of Al Bundy is one of those reminders of why the 90s is indeed the last great decade.

    • @atvbass10
      @atvbass10 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I’ve always said the same thing. I know most people say their decade was the best that they grew up in, but I def agree that the 90’s was literally the last decade that kids got to grow up without social media, narcissistic morons taking videos/pics of themselves, politically correct bull shit being shoved in your face. I’m so thankful I was born in ‘92.

    • @kri249
      @kri249 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Sadly this is true. I remember we always thought the new millennium would bring bigger and better things and we never appreciated what we had.
      Now that I've seen what the future has to offer I want a damn refund.

    • @mitchellaines9219
      @mitchellaines9219 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Absolutediddly , me kids were born in that great decade.

    • @Vulpas
      @Vulpas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I agree. Early '00s was okay, but it just became a shitshow almost overnight.

    • @TheLastOfTheFinest80
      @TheLastOfTheFinest80 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Bret White I was born in '80, and believe me I would sell my soul to the devil relieve 1992 to 1999.

  • @mistydolphin2524
    @mistydolphin2524 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    Al bundy is a treasure. His insults never get old. We need more shows like this nowadays.

  • @cisco95021
    @cisco95021 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    Never missed an episode of truly unapologetic comedy, one of the greatest sitcoms of all time.

    • @jamessager5358
      @jamessager5358 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Total Blue Collar, like when we were allowed to have fun.

    • @xenu3618
      @xenu3618 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same, was so disappointed when they canceled the show

    • @stevengators
      @stevengators ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I agree I hated TV years ago I cut the cord and toss the set out the freaking window, during a fight with my mate, I seen married with children at my friend's house the next day, the following day after that I purchased a brand new set,
      Just for Al Bundy!!! Hahaha yeah

    • @jamessager5358
      @jamessager5358 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stevengators Wow, did he see it coming or did it land on him?

    • @wheelInmotion430
      @wheelInmotion430 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This show would’ve been cancelled in the first season now

  • @williamjohnsoniii338
    @williamjohnsoniii338 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    The man who fights and wins against Karens. The hero we need nowadays.

    • @jasoncarr8933
      @jasoncarr8933 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Amen brother.

    • @damonclark5742
      @damonclark5742 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      No Karen on earth stands a chance against Al Bundy.😂

    • @crimsonmaelstrom573
      @crimsonmaelstrom573 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Let’s all agree to use Al Bundy’s words against all Karens

    • @crimsonmaelstrom573
      @crimsonmaelstrom573 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@diabolusvincit and a fair number of karens are on the heavier side of things. I’ve heard stories of karens who were just one bend at the waist away from tearing their too tight yoga pants to shreds

    • @That-Guy-79
      @That-Guy-79 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      NO MAAM!

  • @tntmac2705
    @tntmac2705 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2224

    Ed O'Neill is a comic genius. His expressions alone spoke volumes.

    • @ninaelsbethgustavsen2131
      @ninaelsbethgustavsen2131 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah...
      If only he'd had a volume button ! 🙄

    • @KonElKent
      @KonElKent 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And a truly underrated dramatic actor. He was so good in the remake of Dragnet.

    • @jarlairess
      @jarlairess 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Idk.... the actors were pretty good too. Especially at 5:50

    • @christianhafer9819
      @christianhafer9819 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed.

    • @Puschit1
      @Puschit1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think all of them were great actors

  • @d.c.barker
    @d.c.barker ปีที่แล้ว +67

    1 2 3 4...you're gonna fall through the floor. 🤣

  • @TamaraInTanzania
    @TamaraInTanzania ปีที่แล้ว +243

    One of my favorite shows as a kid...and I probably didn't understand half the jokes. As an adult this is gold

    • @IsadorCz
      @IsadorCz ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same here. Its still one of my favorites as adult too

  • @ccreature3927
    @ccreature3927 6 ปีที่แล้ว +907

    I like how Jefferson always cracks up behind Marcy's back

    • @bd1zzle
      @bd1zzle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      c creature I honestly don’t think it was suppose to happen

    • @johnbrown3011
      @johnbrown3011 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Yes it was- he did it every time.

    • @RyuBlack93
      @RyuBlack93 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      c creature Jefferson was funny, but always liked Steve Rhodes better... he just fit better.

    • @aekfuturewriter13
      @aekfuturewriter13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me too!

    • @therealflamelit
      @therealflamelit 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Steve was that dude

  • @jaimhaas5170
    @jaimhaas5170 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2119

    Honestly this is funnier than anything being shown on TV now.

    • @willowsverge3046
      @willowsverge3046 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      YES!

    • @shuipsezairi6527
      @shuipsezairi6527 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Can’t put anything like this on tv now

    • @joeldukes303
      @joeldukes303 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      That’s not hard. This is pure gold though

    • @shadowmoth9158
      @shadowmoth9158 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Everyone apart from fat people agree

    • @willowsverge3046
      @willowsverge3046 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@shadowmoth9158 i am a fat person. If you cant laugh at yourself (and your present conditions or circumstances), youre in bad shape. A few fat jokes dont have the power to tear my self confidence down. I wont let them. I love to laugh and refuse to stop because of politically correct bull$h!t.

  • @sweeptheleg.
    @sweeptheleg. ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I love how Jefferson quietly cracks up behind Marcy's back. 😂😂

  • @nunya3461
    @nunya3461 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    The “I would but I only have 1/2 a tank of gas!” Is probably one of my all time favorites 🤣🤣🤣

    • @mixedprincess91
      @mixedprincess91 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I’ve never understood that one.

    • @ryanm4013
      @ryanm4013 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@mixedprincess91Because she is so fat he would need to drive around her

    • @stuartculshaw5342
      @stuartculshaw5342 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@mixedprincess91 Its a fat joke. "How dare you say that to my face" "I'd say it behind your back but I only have 1/2 a tank of gas".

    • @mixedprincess91
      @mixedprincess91 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@stuartculshaw5342 It still doesn’t make sense, though.

    • @stuartculshaw5342
      @stuartculshaw5342 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@mixedprincess91 He's saying that she is so fat he would need more than half a tank of gas to drive around to the back of her.

  • @atribecalledjudah5436
    @atribecalledjudah5436 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1796

    I’m officially in the Al Bundy stage of my life. I feel every word he says.

    • @marcojansen9599
      @marcojansen9599 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It won't go anymore ..!

    • @jjf1986AZ
      @jjf1986AZ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      You and me both brother

    • @Pinkranger87
      @Pinkranger87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Same

    • @sarahjulianne2954
      @sarahjulianne2954 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      The next stage is when they're not even worth it anymore. Look forward to it. It's a very peaceful.

    • @ninaelsbethgustavsen2131
      @ninaelsbethgustavsen2131 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Then.
      Never wear sandals...
      Stiletto heels hurt !!!
      👠👠👠👠👠👠💋

  • @zZrEtRiBuTiOnZz
    @zZrEtRiBuTiOnZz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    I love how Jefferson cracks up behind Marcy's back every time Al makes fun of her, lol.

    • @IzziedeD
      @IzziedeD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      yesss! he just couldnt keep it inside

    • @magicmulder
      @magicmulder 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I wonder how anyone can stay in character even when they know the lines in advance.

    • @matthew8153
      @matthew8153 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Why do women live longer? Because the men die of laughter.

    • @NoahBodze
      @NoahBodze 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Every time.

    • @tonywinters4122
      @tonywinters4122 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      OMG yes Jefferson was awesome, always cracking up at Al's jokes!

  • @tsvetomirsheev3882
    @tsvetomirsheev3882 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    This man had the best insults in all of sitcom history

    • @lijo4518
      @lijo4518 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They are still funny as hell..."chicken lady" omg 🤣

    • @jaybarnes8720
      @jaybarnes8720 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Him and Sophia from Golden Girls are tied

  • @check1mate1
    @check1mate1 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    "Congratulations Marcy, I didn't know you were expecting." OUTRAGEOUS!!! 🙂

  • @markl8216
    @markl8216 6 ปีที่แล้ว +519

    Today’s generation has missed out on true comedy! Al Bundy was the man 87-97!

    • @charliegeraldjr5926
      @charliegeraldjr5926 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I did watched this from 87-97

    • @channelofstuff6662
      @channelofstuff6662 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@charliegeraldjr5926
      yup

    • @ElectricianTS
      @ElectricianTS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I was chasing a hair on my screen. It was your avatar... 🤣🙄😁

    • @Shaolingy
      @Shaolingy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      U r wrong he still is man 87 - eternity

  • @CookinginRussia
    @CookinginRussia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4305

    Back when America still had a sense of humour.

    • @atklm1
      @atklm1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      google inc Which leaves more available women for straight guys, yet they have less sex and live with their parents in their 30's and watch porn.

    • @jayjay4681
      @jayjay4681 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I hear ya......omg i miss that show! I just busted up at all of these but had forgotten the last one with the top 10 things to Marcy! ROFL my ass off!

    • @zapkvr
      @zapkvr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Persian MGTOW like the draft dodger Reagan yeah you moron

    • @zapkvr
      @zapkvr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      CookinginRussia are you for real? Two words son. President Trump

    • @CookinginRussia
      @CookinginRussia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So you elected him because he was funny, or he's loads of fun for you now?

  • @lilsqueezie
    @lilsqueezie ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I like how Jefferson stands behind Marcy laughing his ass off when Al insults his wife lmfao. Al is one of a kind 👏👏👏 ☝️

    • @robertbarlett4570
      @robertbarlett4570 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      That always made me laugh more....The producers and director were genius...It is stuff he wants to say but can't....

    • @SonyStudioPro
      @SonyStudioPro 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ⁠​⁠@@robertbarlett4570that wasn’t written… al those laughing by Jefferson was spontaneous and not scripted… they decided to leave it in the eventual show due to the fact it was spontaneously and funny as hell. So no, the director or producer (producer was Marcy btw!) didn’t want to delete all those moments…

    • @nocturnalrecluse1216
      @nocturnalrecluse1216 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@SonyStudioProsource?

    • @SonyStudioPro
      @SonyStudioPro 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@nocturnalrecluse1216 just watch the reunion episodes where they all explain things and how much were improvised during recordings.

  • @wbill2k
    @wbill2k ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Married With Children was and still is the best sitcom that ever aired on network television. This show came on at 9:00PM every week which was my bed time on school nights. I had to beg to be able to stay up to watch it. That whole cast made me laugh so hard I'd be crying... It should be in the Sitcom Hall Of Fame...

    • @rideon1956
      @rideon1956 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fox network. Way before NFL

    • @rahmen6600
      @rahmen6600 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I agree.

    • @Joe-lc3sv
      @Joe-lc3sv 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Good but not the best lol

    • @benjaminpineda2456
      @benjaminpineda2456 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@Joe-lc3sv which one is the best so I can laugh as well?

    • @CUzzell
      @CUzzell 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      How did Al keep his job? LOL

  • @JamestheXennial
    @JamestheXennial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    "Would that be the law offices of Häagen and Dazs?" Always loved that one.

  • @Alex73154
    @Alex73154 6 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    The writing on this show was unbelieveable.

    • @isakjohansson7134
      @isakjohansson7134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @trha2222 i think he meant it was good

    • @leesanders1407
      @leesanders1407 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes ..unbelievably bad …Americans think irony is like goldie and bronzie…😙

    • @petten33
      @petten33 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Best show, ever.🖤

  • @danbarrette9888
    @danbarrette9888 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I laughed from the beginning to the end. How can someone not love this?

    • @adam-xt8te
      @adam-xt8te ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Because "someone" is fat and "body positive" xD

    • @nickyj3571
      @nickyj3571 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@adam-xt8te what

    • @thesecdef4865
      @thesecdef4865 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Simple. They're part of this younger generation that's softer than a marshmallow.

    • @nickyj3571
      @nickyj3571 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thesecdef4865 they couldn't make a good show like this even if they tried now. Something about show's and movies from late 80s and early 90s just had a different feel

  • @eyetech08
    @eyetech08 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    2023....Still the best sitcom EVER produced!!! Before everyone started taking themselves too seriously!! 😢😢

    • @galinageorgieva8554
      @galinageorgieva8554 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Seriously? Not even in top 5

    • @louistournas120
      @louistournas120 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@galinageorgieva8554Which shows do you like?

  • @JesusChrist-xb7jq
    @JesusChrist-xb7jq ปีที่แล้ว +863

    I actually own a NO MA’AM shirt.
    A young girl at work got “offended” by it. Mission complete.

    • @zxKAOS1
      @zxKAOS1 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      She could've just countered with a FANG shirt of her own :D

    • @damageincorporatedmetal43v73
      @damageincorporatedmetal43v73 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Cheese & Rice !!!

    • @KarlaHolland
      @KarlaHolland ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Maybe if you gave her context for the shirt, she wouldn't have been so offended

    • @JesusChrist-xb7jq
      @JesusChrist-xb7jq ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@KarlaHolland I did. Her reply was “so because it is from a tv show, I’m not supposed to be offended?”.

    • @gen4john660
      @gen4john660 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I wore one on base in the Navy and was reprimanded.

  • @briangillespey2797
    @briangillespey2797 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    The law offices of Haagen and Dazs line kills me

    • @martingarcia4373
      @martingarcia4373 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      How about the law office of Ben & Jerry's?

    • @xxxhq2805
      @xxxhq2805 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@martingarcia4373 doesn't sound like a law office, unlike Häagen and Dazs, which is what made the joke that much better, it really sounded like a law firm

    • @voradownz
      @voradownz ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yea and he pronounces it like Hog-gin and dazs, i think. A pun on pork

    • @denacequintana3142
      @denacequintana3142 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@voradownz Bundy was savage AF.

    • @richardharepax123
      @richardharepax123 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think of it every time I see that ice cream

  • @guitaoist
    @guitaoist 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    “Youre asking alot of the sun”
    I died

  • @malelonewolf80
    @malelonewolf80 6 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Love how Jefferson laughs at Al´s jokes behind Marcys back.

    • @jasondyrkacz8270
      @jasondyrkacz8270 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I think Ted McGinley was laughing legitimately.

  • @zZrEtRiBuTiOnZz
    @zZrEtRiBuTiOnZz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "Hey, did you miss me?"
    "With every bullet so far..." 😂😂

  • @7477238
    @7477238 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The best is when Jefferson would laugh every time Marcy got insulted.

  • @aronkaspar6369
    @aronkaspar6369 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This show would never have lasted today, everybody is too sensitive and the humor is gone

  • @Bram25
    @Bram25 6 ปีที่แล้ว +694

    "How dare you say that in my face?!"
    I would say it behind your back, but my car only has half a tank of gas.
    The.Best.Line.In. A. Comedy. EVER!

    • @kushdubey1111
      @kushdubey1111 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I didn't get it. Please explain

    • @PSYCHOV3N0M
      @PSYCHOV3N0M 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@kushdubey1111 You're joking right???
      He implied she's so fat that he doesn't have enough gas in his car to drive around her fat body in order to reach behind her back.

    • @mirceaalexandrescu5552
      @mirceaalexandrescu5552 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Epic 😂😂😂😂

    • @Rj-yr1br
      @Rj-yr1br 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I agree

    • @jacksonmehoff4963
      @jacksonmehoff4963 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      For sure best ever !!

  • @CaseysTrains
    @CaseysTrains 6 ปีที่แล้ว +550

    I almost forgot how savage Al Bundy was. Damn I need to watch this again.

    • @butchpfaf4358
      @butchpfaf4358 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nicholette Casey Savagly funny!!If you have man child,raise him in the Bundy tradition,lest he turn out gender fluid!

    • @deandoxtator7137
      @deandoxtator7137 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nicholette Casey wish I had a wife like u to watch it with

    • @ishyreddi13
      @ishyreddi13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I don’t know Niles the Butler from the Nanny pretty close 😂

    • @spadeghostvampire666
      @spadeghostvampire666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hulu

    • @sillywillie5076
      @sillywillie5076 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@deandoxtator7137 smooth...

  • @binggo9783
    @binggo9783 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Please bring this show back, society needs it

  • @aligreen1462
    @aligreen1462 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Just seeing Al Bundy in the scene. You just knew he was gonna pull out a legendary one liner. As the show ages it just gets better and better.

  • @driftlesstroutdude7100
    @driftlesstroutdude7100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    Al Bundy is the man the world needs in these dark times. NO MA'AM

    • @mazulauf
      @mazulauf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood

    • @albundy6008
      @albundy6008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I still proudly wear my NO MA'AM T-shirt!!

  • @zombiedodge1426
    @zombiedodge1426 2 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    I saw an interview with Ed O'Neill in which he says the other actors reading for the part of Al Bundy played him angry and constantly on edge, like Jackie Gleason in The Honeymooners. Ed decided to portray him like one of his uncles, who acted completely beaten down by life and dead inside, and it worked.

    • @doughesson
      @doughesson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      His portrayal of a mercenary in"The Dogs of War" carried the entire movie.

    • @topher3127
      @topher3127 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I saw a video of this, they asked the other actors to react when the dog got hit by a car. All angry. But Ed, was like "Where's my dinner"

    • @JT_8283
      @JT_8283 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm the 69th liker

    • @naughtyvalues
      @naughtyvalues 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I’m so glad Ed got the part, nobody else could have brought that character to life

    • @zombiedodge1426
      @zombiedodge1426 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@doughesson His *most* iconic performance is in "The Adventures of Ford Fairlane" as Lt. Amos, former lead singer of Disco Express, the only white disco band that mattered.

  • @andrew.l.5493
    @andrew.l.5493 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Ed O''Neill really nails it. You couldn't get away with a lot of that these days. Classic!

  • @adampovi3929
    @adampovi3929 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    One of my favorites shows. Al was a beast! 😂😂😂

  • @RedLeader327
    @RedLeader327 2 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Al Bundy is one of the greatest TV dads ever. The 80s/90s were wild.

  • @ayankabroad3239
    @ayankabroad3239 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "Well I'd say it behind your back, but my car's only got half a tank of gas!" 😂😂😂😂

  • @carlosdcardona5676
    @carlosdcardona5676 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Back when shows were still funny and, when people still had a sense of humor in this country!!!

    • @dynaztycrashdiet
      @dynaztycrashdiet ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same here in the UK. Can't say anything now without someone crying.

    • @Axlenut
      @Axlenut ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nothing on tv anymore that I actually look forward to watching once a week, except Supercross

    • @ritadonnelly8820
      @ritadonnelly8820 ปีที่แล้ว

      omg now you said it that's a fact

  • @richardjensen7186
    @richardjensen7186 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    How we need shows like this (that, sadly, could not be made today). Ed's facial expressions when delivering most of his zingers was 2/3 of the fun! Brilliant writing and brilliant delivery by all members of the cast.

    • @edithbannerman4
      @edithbannerman4 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

    • @peterriverajr6899
      @peterriverajr6899 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Why would you think that this show couldn't be made today

  • @gavinsouza8019
    @gavinsouza8019 2 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    "with every bullet so far" has to be one of the best dime drops in human history when it comes to insults

    • @bradclendening8082
      @bradclendening8082 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I lived with a girlfriend who Said that to me and I almost died laughing

    • @robertcolontonio7775
      @robertcolontonio7775 ปีที่แล้ว

      That was one of my favorite lines from the show, the other favorite line was "Women. can't live with em can't leave em out the woods for dead."

    • @DBarns7
      @DBarns7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That was a witty one. The other was when the heavy woman at the beach said she wanted an all over tan. Al replied: 'Well, you're asking a lot of the sun.'. I was in stitches with that one.

  • @ElZo1212o
    @ElZo1212o 2 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    My favorite part of all this is that when he insults Marcie, Jefferson laughs. EVERY TIME.

    • @aaronwhalen6433
      @aaronwhalen6433 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      One of the best jokes in the show is when Jefferson is looking for Marcy in a line for Santa.... he shakes a few little boys and asks "Marcy"? lmfao. Cracks me up everytime.

    • @Crash-Rest-Yummy
      @Crash-Rest-Yummy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@aaronwhalen6433 looool

    • @whosyourdaddy842
      @whosyourdaddy842 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's a pity for old Jefferson. He's known as a show killer. Every show he winds up on dies within a year or two. I actually don't mind watching him. He's pretty funny in a few of the shows he's been in that I've seen.

    • @OwlGreene
      @OwlGreene 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The real joke was that Marcie was f**k**g hot, tho.

    • @adammatlack4667
      @adammatlack4667 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@OwlGreene I was thinking that too. The only thing Al was right about was that she did look a little bit like a boy.

  • @sinoverlord409
    @sinoverlord409 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    One of the best shows ever, they will never make shows like this ever again

  • @theshagster19
    @theshagster19 2 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    "I want a balloon"
    " You already got one"
    Man that line never gets old

    • @marciaspiegel5280
      @marciaspiegel5280 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      One of the best!!!

    • @cesarramos1038
      @cesarramos1038 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What would Al Bundy say about Lizzo

    • @cesarramos1038
      @cesarramos1038 ปีที่แล้ว

      What will Al Bundy say about Lizzo

    • @cesarramos1038
      @cesarramos1038 ปีที่แล้ว

      I only have

    • @Leapyrbabe
      @Leapyrbabe ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “Might I suggest Jenny Craig?” Back in the days when the number was 🎶 “1-800-[insert 2 digit year] Jenny 🎶

  • @chrisbarton6760
    @chrisbarton6760 2 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    “Well I’d say it to your face but my car only has half a tank of gas” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @markenglish78
      @markenglish78 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Best line ever!

    • @kmart111
      @kmart111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@markenglish78 i dont get it

    • @Jonas_Aa
      @Jonas_Aa 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kmart111 To get away far enough for her not hear he would have to drive more than a half a tank of gas because she is so big.

    • @zombieshoot4318
      @zombieshoot4318 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@kmart111 “Well I’d say it to your back but my car only has half a tank of gas” is the right quote. And it's Bundy saying she's so fat he'd have to drive there but he'd run out of gas on the way since he only has a half tank.

    • @TheUnseenPath
      @TheUnseenPath 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kmart111 Al is saying that the woman is so fat that if he were to insult her behind her back, and she'd hear him, he''d need a full tank of gas to out speed her but since he's got half a tank she'd catch up to him.

  • @lizzieadams
    @lizzieadams ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This show was so hilarious. I love Al Bundy. 🤣🤣🤣He had da best comeback lines & jokes.

  • @lisaterry2387
    @lisaterry2387 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    OMG, I am crying from laughing so hard!! He is brilliant! His timing and delivery are impeccable!! Not only is he naturally funny, he is also a classically trained actor who was on Broadway!!

  • @bjusticeforever
    @bjusticeforever 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1089

    Much respect for he large ladies who acted opposite of Al. They took his insults and performed admirably.

    • @heywoodjerbloume
      @heywoodjerbloume 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Love how Al shames the fatties.

    • @greenderp
      @greenderp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      it seemed like they had the same lady come in to the shoe store a couple of times lol

    • @joeyjamison5772
      @joeyjamison5772 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@greenderp She was a glutton for punishment. Actually, she was probably a glutton for most anything!

    • @scottheaton8469
      @scottheaton8469 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      "Does this dress make me look fat?"
      "No, it's the fat that makes you look fat."

    • @psychedelicfright85
      @psychedelicfright85 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      How dare you say that to my face! "Well I'd say it behind your back, but my car only has a half a tank of gas." Lol. That one is just priceless.

  • @imnoscholar3157
    @imnoscholar3157 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Peggy: "did you miss me?"
    Al: "with every bullet I got"🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mattchris83
    @mattchris83 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I love how everytime Bundy roasts Marcy, Jefferson starts cackling in the background.

  • @Englishsea24
    @Englishsea24 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    "Did you miss me?"
    "With every bullet so far"😂
    That was my fave one

    • @broncos8664
      @broncos8664 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol I died laughing

    • @lijo4518
      @lijo4518 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      These never get old

    • @falcon4548
      @falcon4548 ปีที่แล้ว

      Al .. what’s that toilet have that I don’t? A job ! 😂😂😂😂

    • @lynnmartz8739
      @lynnmartz8739 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I remember the one he told Peg "either feed me or eat me I just wanna be part of the food chain'.

  • @parkesc7832
    @parkesc7832 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "I'd say it behind your back but my car only has 1/2 tank of gas!"
    LMAO

  • @AaronLakes-ge9su
    @AaronLakes-ge9su 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Ed O'Neill is the greatest TV comedian since Red Foxx and they're both still the best today also al Bundy is the best ❤😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @CottonKandyCake
    @CottonKandyCake ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The chicken jokes get me every freaking time

  • @anthonyquarles7647
    @anthonyquarles7647 2 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    This was one of the funniest shows ever 😂 🤣

  • @patrickblackwell777
    @patrickblackwell777 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    Now that I'm nearly his age here and have a child, I can relate to Al Bundy more than ever. What a legend.

    • @cashbuyer4221
      @cashbuyer4221 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      So true!! sadly, I can now strongly relate as an adult… lol.

    • @robtru84
      @robtru84 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Al never loved Peggy

    • @SubjectiveFunny
      @SubjectiveFunny 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@robtru84He never loved anything

    • @baddriversofmoosejaw8681
      @baddriversofmoosejaw8681 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@SubjectiveFunny He loves football, beer, fishing, pizza and the nudie bar.

  • @stephen9302
    @stephen9302 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Jefferson laughing at Al's jokes behind Marcie's back in PRICELESS

  • @learn2letgooo
    @learn2letgooo 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Even Marcy's jokes wouldnt be allowed these days... Sad

  • @Grinlathak
    @Grinlathak 6 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    Modern family can't even begin to touch this level of funny.

    • @dannythomas417
      @dannythomas417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      But Futurama could. Sons of Anarchy, not so much.

    • @Olderaccount17
      @Olderaccount17 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Or any level for that matter.

    • @gerardmcmillan8591
      @gerardmcmillan8591 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      2 different types of comedy.

    • @annaal7480
      @annaal7480 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gerardmcmillan8591 never liked it, always thought it was rough and making fun of people is not funny. Typical bully.

    • @kevincaruthers5412
      @kevincaruthers5412 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@annaal7480 Yet certain groups are now allowed to make fun of certain groups with zero backlash.
      It is not that society has changed to a more polite place.
      Society just changed who you could make fun of without consequence.
      .
      It is interesting some people think I was talking about 'white' people.
      Isn't it?

  • @glennboyd7049
    @glennboyd7049 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Mr Alphonse Bundy: The Man. The Myth. The Legend. We need his words of wisdom more now than ever before!

  • @Backyardmech1
    @Backyardmech1 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Even back then the producers weren’t sure the show would survive with the type of humor and the whole dynamic. 😂 I’m as happy as Al at the Jiggly Room they pleased us all they went through with it.

  • @Dirtbiker-guy
    @Dirtbiker-guy ปีที่แล้ว +186

    "Well I'd say it behind your back but my car's only got a half tank of gas" Yep, I miss this show.

    • @lijo4518
      @lijo4518 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Classic 👍

    • @pauljohnsen
      @pauljohnsen ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Love the one. Put a bag over ski mask. Lol😂

    • @GerritDeSmedt
      @GerritDeSmedt ปีที่แล้ว +3

      omg thank you. I'm not native english & that line went to fast to comprehend.
      Haven't laughed so hard since .. well.. this show was on ^^

    • @RyanWeber794
      @RyanWeber794 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      well take a gander in the seat next to you if you wanna see what your future looks like

    • @danaabel1049
      @danaabel1049 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I also liked the 1 that goes like this:
      (Lady) "And where do you think you're going?? Aren't you open??"
      (Al) "Sorry, Ma'am, but unlike your mouth, we occasionally close."

  • @ddelaney712
    @ddelaney712 6 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    The days before political correctness. Bliss.

    • @bmoshareholderappleshareho855
      @bmoshareholderappleshareho855 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was watching an episode of Taxi once. This young couple were on a taxi date. All of a sudden the girl blurts out, "If you had a car, we wouldn't be here." Then the guy retorted, "If I had a car, I wouldn't be with you. I would be with Wendy".

    • @bobbydouglass1813
      @bobbydouglass1813 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      sad, isn't it

  • @aleksipursiainen1706
    @aleksipursiainen1706 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Merci❤ i didnt expect to see younon my face!😅

  • @bryangore5643
    @bryangore5643 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Married with children was in a class by itself it is a legendary sitcom you knew when you watched the show you was going to die from laughing so hard i loved the whole cast even the dog

  • @raulsantos5670
    @raulsantos5670 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    That program will go down in history as one the best tv shows ever. MARRIED WITH CHILDREN RULES!!!!

  • @michaelsanchez8519
    @michaelsanchez8519 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    “If I was the mailman I’d be having your wife!” 😂
    👌 excellent execution

  • @EvanWest-ti8lr
    @EvanWest-ti8lr ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Having every episode is an expression of my love for AL Bundy

  • @handyandy8931
    @handyandy8931 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Wow do I miss that kind of comedy!!! I Havnt laughed that hard in a while !!

    • @tommythecooldudescan
      @tommythecooldudescan หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Well one day when I make my own movies and shows. I'm going to bring that style of comedy back. I'm not afraid of those people. I don't care what they say. I'll bring back that style of comedy. But at least The Bundy's are coming back.

  • @hernje
    @hernje 6 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    To this day, Al can make me laugh out loud.

  • @noddy1414
    @noddy1414 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Ed O'Neill is a legend, he played Al Bundy to perfection :)

    • @KrishnaSingh-ow1ie
      @KrishnaSingh-ow1ie ปีที่แล้ว

      Him and marry actually didn't like each other in real life

  • @thearmyflyer4905
    @thearmyflyer4905 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Please bring this back with no holds barred. Married with Grandchildren!

  • @ericdrews742
    @ericdrews742 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I stayed up late to catch this sit-com, helped me work through my Major Depressive Disorder Re- acurent...

  • @billrafferty6552
    @billrafferty6552 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2098

    He’d be canceled in a quarter of a second today but in my opinion he’s one of the funniest characters of all time.

    • @mikeivey7167
      @mikeivey7167 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Shows like this would NOT even be considered by the networks for airing! Greatest SITCOM EVER!

    • @jefflancaster4423
      @jefflancaster4423 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      He also scored 4 touchdowns in a single game at Polk high. Formed no MA'AM. Married a true babe and raised a true babe. Y'all please don't be hating on me and tell me Al Bundy is not a real person. Just like this years 40th birthday party where my drunken cousin told me Santa is not real .The spirit of Al Bundy lives within all of us.

    • @schven0112
      @schven0112 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That's why I don't watch much tv today. And stopped watching "The Simpsons" Pussy's have taken over.

    • @freddie-fucknmercury891
      @freddie-fucknmercury891 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@jefflancaster4423 he's quick with a gun, but he loves his son. Psy-cho Dad!

    • @jefflancaster4423
      @jefflancaster4423 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@freddie-fucknmercury891 he shot his wife cause she had cold. But she was getting old. Psycho Dad!

  • @cklindo4646
    @cklindo4646 2 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    I remember really looking up to Al Bundy when I was 12. I still do at 43

    • @joe_hoeller_chicago
      @joe_hoeller_chicago 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Be like Al. Ask yourself, “What would Al do?”, and just do that.

    • @gpweaver
      @gpweaver 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The older I've gotten, the more I've realized how right Al Bundy was.
      The strange thing is, the Bundys were one of the most realistic and functional families on television.

    • @RoyAnderson
      @RoyAnderson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Shout out to another 43 year old! Isn’t it crazy to be us right now? What a world.

    • @cklindo4646
      @cklindo4646 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RoyAnderson Yeah, it's crazy. I am happy that I saw technology evolve, the turn of the Century, and most of all the Music of the 80s.

    • @TonyTone1
      @TonyTone1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      How could you look up to a loser Shoe Salesman role, that didn’t love his wife or didn’t wanted to make love to her etc. I sure wouldn’t want to be like him in real life.

  • @rogerdavis9962
    @rogerdavis9962 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love my generation...POSITIVE VIBES TO ALL OF YOU OUT THERE

  • @sonnybedez7040
    @sonnybedez7040 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I’m 43 and miss this show so much,
    Glad we have the reruns

  • @sydbarrett5975
    @sydbarrett5975 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    "It's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat." Haha classic Al. Dude was the best.

  • @shlamimk4664
    @shlamimk4664 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1007

    I feel grateful that I grew up in a time where I could enjoy shows like this.
    It's diabolical, but it's just words and acting. I love it.

    • @xdsmastermia
      @xdsmastermia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      not diabolical. it's called comedy!

    • @juliebryne2903
      @juliebryne2903 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yea theyd really never made it through sanford and son or the jeffersons or all in the family days for sure!😂

    • @martinkalmus3761
      @martinkalmus3761 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      B3st ^^

    • @anarcho-communist11
      @anarcho-communist11 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It's also reality for some people. The creator said he wanted to portray super dysfunctional families that weren't being represented in sitcoms already.

    • @supremeteam1831
      @supremeteam1831 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Shows like this & The Wonder Years Brings back a lot of memories from Junior high school lol good times

  • @HamsterWheelGaming
    @HamsterWheelGaming ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Being in my mid 30's, I can relate to these jokes much more than I did when I was watching this originally

  • @junsu21
    @junsu21 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    the crazy thing about Married with Children is that there's no way this show could ever be written in today's Hollywood. 2023 America is way to freaking sensitive to allow this comedic genius.

  • @TheNecessaryEvil
    @TheNecessaryEvil 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    “Hey, do I come to the Hag Shop and bother you when you’re workin?” 😂

  • @danyeo
    @danyeo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    My Dad and I never really got along much. I was 19 in 1989 and I remember him laughing his ass off to this show. I would go sit down, and we'd both laugh our asses off.

    • @elaineewalt8137
      @elaineewalt8137 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Now THAT'S a Great memory! 😉👍

  • @Bonbonbon739
    @Bonbonbon739 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I hate that we can never have humor like this again

  • @tobywilliams5630
    @tobywilliams5630 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This is still the best humor around!!! love it

  • @nasirmonger9769
    @nasirmonger9769 6 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Al Bundy, a man with every insult that withstood the tests of time, I salute you good sir.

  • @jleon3366
    @jleon3366 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Love that Jefferson is always cracking up in the background when Al insults Marcie

  • @Nick-lu5sg
    @Nick-lu5sg ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh man, my elementary days waiting for the clock to hit 4 just so I can run home and catch an episode. Those days were the best

  • @gloooopo
    @gloooopo ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you algorithm, you made my day. Miss this show.