My favourite aspect of Hitman is how Agent 47 is a master in every skill, like he will perform a drum solo or paint a masterpiece just to get close to his target
I’d actually watch the hell out of a TV show where Agent 47 solves somewhat-unrelated murder mysteries while still assassinating people in the background
It would be so fucking funny if whenever 47 is not actively telling people something or finding a clue you just see him murking people, like while some other characters are discussing what he has found you just see him strangle and drag some dude around a corner. before coming back as if nothing happened.
@@Tuna224th I picture that they do the murder mystery house, 47 says that he suspects the waiter, so all the people confront the waiter but in the background 47 is dragging the countess' body to the nearby bathroom. Of which 47 suddenly wanders up behind the crowd and says the police will handle it from here and then just leave with a bloody fish in tow but no-one questions it.
@@alvinviklund it means we work more for less money, say I'm on a benefit, and I get $80 NZD spending a week after my weekly expenses this game is $104 NZD for me, meaning I would have to wait 2 weeks to by it, but if I were to live in the uk, assuming expenses were the same and the benefit is the same in pounds, i could buy it in 1 week as i would essentially be getting 154 NZD per week of spending
@@alvinviklund Bruh, the issue is that to someone it might be a tenth of their monthly income and a fifth or fourth of their free/spendable income, while for someone else it might be a third or a fourth of their total income and twice their free/post bills income.
But the whole thing is that he still has one, so the conflict between his whole raison detre with his actual disposition is a great point of the series.
your reviews are EASILY the most honest, engaging and overall best reviews on the platform. I can tell how much love is put into each and every frame of your videos. Its always a disappointment when the video ends, cuz I just want more!
Therapist: its okay James, American UpIsNotJump isn't real. He can't hurt you. American UpIsNotJump: Agency, This is FORty-seven. Me: *Panicked screaming*
Can’t wait to watch him repeatedly walk right next to enemies that are so dense they can’t spot you from half a centimeter away while you murder their friend.
I'm so glad i found this channel. It's extremely rare, that someone can legitimately make me laugh out loud. and so far it happened in every video multiple times. Thanks for all the effort you put into these videos. Stay awesome
Keep in mind these are limitations I can see for the PS4 and PSVR only, the draw distance and loading etc. A good gaming PC rig and the PC VR availability come 2022 upon the steam release and the time to fix bugs like the shaking etc, it would be a pretty capable VR game and making most of the criticisms void as they are fixed
Wait, so halumi fries can be called "fries," but every time I call potato fries "fries" my English friends grind me under their imperial heels with, "ThEY'rE CAlLed CHiPs, YOu YAnK."
Broke: "Power's the thing that gets you to the thing." Woke: On the Dartmoor level you can accidentally do an action that causes someone else to straight up murder your target and confuse the hell out of you in the process.
@@LeQuack147 If you open the greenhouse and fixed the thing that makes the plant poison, one of the family members will actually try to go there later and poison your target's drink.
@@strawberryowl962 Yup, and if you tell your target, she can ask you to kill the other killer. (Unfortunately, I don´t think it does anything / has any reward.)
@@LeQuack147 The Dartmoor mission has an assassin kill the target's brother, if you fix up her chemistry set on the greenhouse she'll kill the target as well Also, you can don a detective's disguise and solve the case, but instead tell the target that her brother killed himself due to guilt from both killing a third brother long ago, and then after you can reveal your identity and she'll give you Arthur Edwards (The Constant)'s files before jumping off a balcony
Love your videos and was pleasantly surprised when I saw you made this about Hitman! Some context on the story: the hitman trilogy (the last 3 games) is a bit of a poetic goodbye to the HM series and sets up an arch in which agent 47 goes from only following orders to realizing that shit is more complicated and that he has free will. But that story isn't something most people playing will focus on. The main demographic of players are livestreamers and speed runners that explore every single corner of the maps and gameplay. Totally agree the prices are a bit up there unfortunately but the studio was only recently independent. Thanks again for a funny and informative vid! Love your presenting style a lot :-)
finaly someone saying something truly positive about Hitman 2 Silent Assassin - my favourite game in the series, and one of my favourite game of all time. I love how it's great stealth game, great puzzle game and great shooter at the same time. Atmosphere is great, Agent 47 is sooo cool here, and most of all - the best murderer sim.
@@UpIsNotJump well now its part of the canonical lore, along with the hitman 2 confusion since you referenced that in the budget cuts VR video ( i think )
Hitman 2: Silent Assassin was my introduction to the serie. I played it on PC, then later on Gamecube. So I'll always have a soft spot in my heart for it, even though it hasn't aged very well. It definitely has the best premise of all the Hitman games, shame it didn't do much with it. Also, it has one of the best menu themes ever. I would always wait for the whole track to play before loading my game. In fact, Jesper Kyd's music in the first four games is an integral part of their atmosphere, and as good as the "World of Assassination" trilogy is, I find it severly lacking in that respect.
You need to just...just narrate everything. I could listen to you for hours man! Hilarious, entertaining, and informative! And your science explanations are THE BEST!
I saw what you did there with those beans, my friend. Though, you look very different from another hitman I know, one whom is green like Slime... Who knew the secret way to become a trained assassin was to tattoo the barcode for baked beans onto the back of your head? Fascinating. Loved the video by the way.
That intro was one of the coolest things I've seen from you! Extremely well done! I'd love that the devs would make Hitman 3 in VR for pc as well, it would at least be somewhat better to draw distance.
I adore the Hitman 1, 2, and 3 games for PS4. (the modern trilogy, though I like the old ones too) I started a challenge called "I need you to watch". Where every kill I make I have to have a witness, then kill that witness and still escape..... Yeah, I've done a lot of play-throughs.
well... kinda points out how much content is to be expected. You can't say anything about something, that isn't there. the rest of the game is... well hitman. new levels but same mechanics, there's nothing to add...
I bet you thought nobody would notice that you left your ultimate weapons in plain sight the whole time, even after supposedly clearing out all your weapons. Well played, sir. Well played. They'll never suspect a thing.
I love your videos buddy. Always I am so excited to see more content you create. This one particularly I have watched again for the third time! All the best mate
That nod to Silent Assassin in the intro was awesome. I'm honestly really happy that classic Hitman games still get lots of love to this day, they were the murder simulators I grew up on.
15:18 Great skillshare ad. Your videos are intense and this sneak peek of your spreadsheet tickled me in a good way. I dread to think what your wardrobe is like.
“-so you have to rely on the snap turning-“ Even though there is a smooth turning option of which as long as you aren’t prone to getting sick with motion in VR easily-makes the game more immersive-I always change turning to smooth in any Vr game.
Diana: "It's good to hear your voice, we all thought you were dead." 47: "Yeah haha I need info" Diana: "Haha so I know we thought you were dead, but between when I answered the call and now I've already heard through our network of spies that you're kinda rich UwU"
usually whenever i paint my nails, i do a pretty boring blueish grey, but after seeing yours in the intro, i might have to try that shimmery sparkle 😳🤩
you finally hit 1 million subscribers I’ve been rooting for you for years a couple years back I put a comment saying you should do “subnatica vr is a nightmare” for real good for you keep grow and making epic addictive videos 😁
You finally hit 1 Million subscribers, I'm really proud of you, I remember when I found your channel through your Fallout 4 video and still watch it from time to time, so now that you hit this milestone will you hire someone to do acrobatics in the background of your videos like you said you would in the rdr2 video?
I was wondering why a man in a condom was talking about Hitman 2: Silent Assassin and Hitman 3 in a video titled Hitman 3 VR but you tied it all together in the end there. Good job.
I show these videos to my children to explain why I act like a manic scientist. I’m English. And a chemist. And I’m not the only one. The children appreciate your work.
Watching this video again after I finally got around to play Hitman 3 (and dozens of hours in the freelancer mode they released later for it) And it's still an amazing Video for sure. That story tho really makes no sense without everything that happened in the former games. (And the random dialogue of the party guests in the level in Argentina referencing so many things you did in past missions was great.)
My favourite aspect of Hitman is how Agent 47 is a master in every skill, like he will perform a drum solo or paint a masterpiece just to get close to his target
Agreed
That's bald people for ya.
No hair obstructing their connection to vast knowledge of the beings from outer space.
@@abysscashierlightning-fast670 I guess my dad is the exception because he’s got a brain the size of a walnut.
@@slaycationnation What is a dad?
jeez, you're everywhere! nice to know you're also an UpIsNotJump fan!
I love that he struggled to maintain an American accent, while playing a character who *does not* have an American accent.
this comment killed me
Who? 47 definitely has an American accent
What part of the video?
@@milodoesgaming1203 0:20
@@saint4life09 Nope, definitely doesn't. David Bateson is a South African who lives in England, his accent is definitely not American.
I’d actually watch the hell out of a TV show where Agent 47 solves somewhat-unrelated murder mysteries while still assassinating people in the background
What like dexter
It would be so fucking funny if whenever 47 is not actively telling people something or finding a clue you just see him murking people, like while some other characters are discussing what he has found you just see him strangle and drag some dude around a corner. before coming back as if nothing happened.
@@Tuna224th I picture that they do the murder mystery house, 47 says that he suspects the waiter, so all the people confront the waiter but in the background 47 is dragging the countess' body to the nearby bathroom. Of which 47 suddenly wanders up behind the crowd and says the police will handle it from here and then just leave with a bloody fish in tow but no-one questions it.
@@Tuna224th fyi it's 'mercing' as far as I know. Like as in mercenary
@@TheJunky228 Merking is just a weird slang for murdering, its not a real word I just used it because its infected my vocabulary
Hey wait a minute you didn't actually shave your head! You almost fooled me!
@@jpramirez4218 Damn, stop fucking simping so hard.
Wait he didn't shave his head!?
I love you crusty!
Oh god is crusty
But he did didn't he
“It’s the thing that gets you to the thing.” - Every American politician alive today
Come on, man!
Except Vermin Supreme, he's the only guy in American History to have his shit together...
Well the constant is almost a politician.
funi
Actually I would say any politician anywhere
You successfully managed to review the entirety of hitman 2 before even addressing 3. That's content
Well, hello there
@@xuvvy 0,0 Ah Scway man
I played Hitman 2 end to end a dozen times and i've never see the game he played.
ioi is a dumpster fire. lmao.
@@alexcrouse ???
@@Hevymin there are two "Hitman 2" games.
Your wife is such a trooper lmao
"SAY YOUR LINE"
These two are golden.
Oh no his wife is just as funny and insane as he is....
She added to the video. Is she okay after being strangled?
Isn't that Caddie's sister?
@@antonyborlase3965 he held her shoulders, not her neck
Time to watch this video, then have his voice narrate everything in my head for the rest of the day
This is the most relatable thing I've ever read
Pretty accurate
This is so accurate
Tru dat
I _actually_ want that to happen...
Matt: “Especially when it costs £54.99!”
Me, an Australian: *Cries in $99.95*
Yeah but we get to live in Australia though
Yeah Australians have to deal with spiders, how insensitive of you to comment this without knowing their troubles.
How could thee?
Oof I know what it’s like... cause I’m an Australian too 🥲 at least I got it on sale for eighty something dollars.
@@alvinviklund it means we work more for less money, say I'm on a benefit, and I get $80 NZD spending a week after my weekly expenses this game is $104 NZD for me, meaning I would have to wait 2 weeks to by it, but if I were to live in the uk, assuming expenses were the same and the benefit is the same in pounds, i could buy it in 1 week as i would essentially be getting 154 NZD per week of spending
@@alvinviklund Bruh, the issue is that to someone it might be a tenth of their monthly income and a fifth or fourth of their free/spendable income, while for someone else it might be a third or a fourth of their total income and twice their free/post bills income.
For a guy with "no personality whatsoever", 47 has some pretty good puns
Yes indeed
exampl?
@@realmark8125 "I promise once I'm done you won't feel a thing"
@@funkycord1336 less a pun and more a innuendo/double entendre
To be fair, "no personality whatsoever" is the end goal of training a perfect super-assassin.
Agreed.
Mission complete
But the whole thing is that he still has one, so the conflict between his whole raison detre with his actual disposition is a great point of the series.
But isn’t the point of an assassin to perfectly blend in
@@antzzors126 Not calling attention to oneself goes a long way.
Can't believe you blinded yourself in one eye just for a thumbnail, now thats suffering for your art
@Make random vids Guy no shit
@Make random vids Guy r/whoosh
@Make random vids Guy Wym? You can literally see the scratch on his face
@Make random vids Guy no Shia LaBeouf
@Make random vids Guy WOW I DIDINT KNOW THAT
I love you
Oh look, two people I'm subscribed to in am awkward crossover.
I love you too
DAD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!?
Thx
@@bradleysmoke1556 That's not awkward. At all.
That last-minute breakdown at how much you've spent on VR was too relatable.
your reviews are EASILY the most honest, engaging and overall best reviews on the platform. I can tell how much love is put into each and every frame of your videos. Its always a disappointment when the video ends, cuz I just want more!
But the real question is....can you accidentally set off the grape press while you're still in it....in VR?
Now this is a crossover i wasnt expecting
If I accidentally set off the grape press while still in it in VR, I would simply unpress myself. But ig I'm just built different
Yes you just oppress it
you said it JUST as he would......
and why he didnt include the other 8 references
Therapist: its okay James, American UpIsNotJump isn't real. He can't hurt you.
American UpIsNotJump: Agency, This is FORty-seven.
Me: *Panicked screaming*
Didn't even realize he was trying to do an American accent until after rewatching that part, but the way he said his Rs were still so jarring
what? can you give timestamp for that?
@@Fae-Fey 0:20
47 has a South African accent, so god knows why he chose a bad American accent, rather than a bad South African accent.
"patch me through to Dianahr."
Can’t wait to watch him repeatedly walk right next to enemies that are so dense they can’t spot you from half a centimeter away while you murder their friend.
"Must've been the wind!"
*looks down*
"Oh no! someones been murdered!"
Well, outside of Thief(and few other example, where stealth was a single railroaded sections) it's a staple of "stealth" genre:))
I need your profile picture pronto chief
Guess the jet makes me jittery...
Honestly a hitman style game built from the ground up for VR would be amazing
it'd get you put on a watch list but amazing
I'm so glad i found this channel.
It's extremely rare, that someone can legitimately make me laugh out loud. and so far it happened in every video multiple times.
Thanks for all the effort you put into these videos.
Stay awesome
Each time you bring your wife in she looks like a confused yet happy to be here hostage
well this is messed up more likes on a comment than a single video of mine xD
Stockholm Syndrome is a nightmare - here is why
@@GrumpBurger Underrated
"Say your line!"
13:57 Shes like: Are you not entertained?
UpIsNotJump is slowly becoming a respectable content creator and filmmaker.
Slowly? He's there.
Becoming?
Respectable?
@@Plex42 this is my favourite of these replies
@@UpIsNotJump review thumper
We all saw how he cried when he was handling those headsets but imagine the look on his wife's face
I love this channel
@Sweet “What in the Goddamn?” Tea He just really cracks me up.
4:28
“Oh no they have me surrounded!!!!…
Those poor bastards…”
I feel like he’s becoming more family friendly because he knows his students watch his videos
Im pretty sure he isn't a teacher anymore
Did you miss the old lady murder montage ending in a visceral shotgun blast?
Or the Red Dead video where he murdered a wide variety of animals using as many weapons as possible?
@Java Monsoon There's truth in what you say, but if teachers weren't so criminally underpaid...
@Java Monsoon Well, you could think of it like he's expanding his classroom. I'm sure he's reaching out to much more people through the videos
"Is anyone looking at us" " BeaNNNNNNs" masterpiece
Things I learned from this video:
1)hallumi fries are a thing
2)you dip hallumi fries into egg goo
3)there are a lot of vr headsets
He dipped toast strips into the egg
That was soldiers (strips of toast)
Those are "dippy eggs and soldiers" which is essentially just toast cut up and dipped into the egg. The hallumi fries are a separate thing.
that not even half the amount of modern vr headsets available
0:09 caddy shooting his PC he's trying to build
The “gameplay” they showed for the VR had me so excited. Total letdown
Keep in mind these are limitations I can see for the PS4 and PSVR only, the draw distance and loading etc. A good gaming PC rig and the PC VR availability come 2022 upon the steam release and the time to fix bugs like the shaking etc, it would be a pretty capable VR game and making most of the criticisms void as they are fixed
@@musicni3729 There's no confirmation that PCVR will ever come, let alone alongside a Steam release in 2022.
@@tizerk now there is
@@rriverence Yep, glad to hear it!
@@rriverence heck yeah, I hope it’s good.
“I probably should get rid of all these weapons “ highly relatable
Sounds like an American problem.
T H I S I S A M E R I C A
Well, when you have "Gun Storms", @@mrgw98, it can be quite the hassle putting up your new free guns that just fall out of the sky for you.
But he didn't get rid of all the weapons ... he left the deadliest weapons of all, *the bananas.*
The halumi Fries Joke was Just an Excuse to Eat more Halumi fries
@Space Dootboy That is also True
Wait, so halumi fries can be called "fries," but every time I call potato fries "fries" my English friends grind me under their imperial heels with, "ThEY'rE CAlLed CHiPs, YOu YAnK."
Awesome, I could really use some distracting, enjoyable con- *PREMIERS IN 3 HOURS*
"Oh... Well fuck that then.." 🤷♂️
You are literally the best rant youtuber ever because you make everything fun, thanks up.
Just wondering if anyone else thinks it's baffling that Matt is 30. Give me your precious youth elixir you immortal you
30...isn't that old?
"Skillshare has no ads." Yeah, I'm paying for it with my own money, I should hope there's no ads.
You ever watch television?
@@chrismanuel9768 no need to pay for cable in my country when you can just use a Pepsi can as an antenna and still have access to 40+ channels.
Sky Sports: "hold my beer".
@@chrismanuel9768 nope
@@chrismanuel9768 you pay for television?
How do you expect me to wait 2 hours, how dare you.
Broke: "Power's the thing that gets you to the thing."
Woke: On the Dartmoor level you can accidentally do an action that causes someone else to straight up murder your target and confuse the hell out of you in the process.
oooooh, details?
@@LeQuack147 If you open the greenhouse and fixed the thing that makes the plant poison, one of the family members will actually try to go there later and poison your target's drink.
@@strawberryowl962 Yup, and if you tell your target, she can ask you to kill the other killer.
(Unfortunately, I don´t think it does anything / has any reward.)
@@LeQuack147 The Dartmoor mission has an assassin kill the target's brother, if you fix up her chemistry set on the greenhouse she'll kill the target as well
Also, you can don a detective's disguise and solve the case, but instead tell the target that her brother killed himself due to guilt from both killing a third brother long ago, and then after you can reveal your identity and she'll give you Arthur Edwards (The Constant)'s files before jumping off a balcony
Love your videos and was pleasantly surprised when I saw you made this about Hitman! Some context on the story: the hitman trilogy (the last 3 games) is a bit of a poetic goodbye to the HM series and sets up an arch in which agent 47 goes from only following orders to realizing that shit is more complicated and that he has free will. But that story isn't something most people playing will focus on. The main demographic of players are livestreamers and speed runners that explore every single corner of the maps and gameplay. Totally agree the prices are a bit up there unfortunately but the studio was only recently independent.
Thanks again for a funny and informative vid! Love your presenting style a lot :-)
finaly someone saying something truly positive about Hitman 2 Silent Assassin - my favourite game in the series, and one of my favourite game of all time. I love how it's great stealth game, great puzzle game and great shooter at the same time. Atmosphere is great, Agent 47 is sooo cool here, and most of all - the best murderer sim.
I'm surprised he hasn't done "Fnaf VR is a Nightmare" yet
"Fnaf VR gave me a Nightmare"
It's on his second channel
@@grape91 Its not so much a review though as it is Gameplay of the game
@@shootingthebrez6163 ah sorry I just went by the title
Yeah, more like “fnaf VR gives you nightmares” lmao
I can't believe he made an entire video just to show off his nails, that's true dedication!
Why are his nails colored tho?
@@naglispetrauskas4061 bc it looks sick
@@blood5898 can't argue with that
@@naglispetrauskas4061 he looks like an anime villian
@@blood5898 maybe, but he looks more like an anime hero tho, just without the colored hair
"a fucking bungalo" is now part of the upisnotjump canonical references as it has been used twice in total
VR go brrr
same with the hitman 2 thing
now see I thought that felt familiar
@@UpIsNotJump well now its part of the canonical lore, along with the hitman 2 confusion since you referenced that in the budget cuts VR video ( i think )
Love your videos man! Glad you broke out of the VR Niche to move up! (which isn't jump)
Holy shit is that an Everything Everything poster at 7:25? This is now my favorite channel ever made and I will donating my left and right kidney.
that nail polish really pops with his shirt ngl
Looks like a cry for personality
@@Kostadin_Arolski ah, I see you managed to get that full time position?
@@Thesprittomb05 rekt
@@Thesprittomb05 bruh u really killed him XD
I've never watched him before and didn't notice a punchline or anything, did he lose a bet?
agent 47 is skilled at everything except expressing his feelings
Like me except without the skilled part
Hitman 2: Silent Assassin was my introduction to the serie. I played it on PC, then later on Gamecube.
So I'll always have a soft spot in my heart for it, even though it hasn't aged very well.
It definitely has the best premise of all the Hitman games, shame it didn't do much with it.
Also, it has one of the best menu themes ever. I would always wait for the whole track to play
before loading my game. In fact, Jesper Kyd's music in the first four games is an integral part
of their atmosphere, and as good as the "World of Assassination" trilogy is, I find it severly lacking in that respect.
I keep forgetting about this channel, but I think about it randomly sometimes and get reminded of how fuckin magically brilliant you are.
I’m glad that Sid will forever be immortalized in these videos. R.I.P. Sid
You need to just...just narrate everything. I could listen to you for hours man! Hilarious, entertaining, and informative! And your science explanations are THE BEST!
I saw what you did there with those beans, my friend. Though, you look very different from another hitman I know, one whom is green like Slime...
Who knew the secret way to become a trained assassin was to tattoo the barcode for baked beans onto the back of your head? Fascinating.
Loved the video by the way.
That intro was one of the coolest things I've seen from you! Extremely well done!
I'd love that the devs would make Hitman 3 in VR for pc as well, it would at least be somewhat better to draw distance.
I adore the Hitman 1, 2, and 3 games for PS4. (the modern trilogy, though I like the old ones too) I started a challenge called "I need you to watch". Where every kill I make I have to have a witness, then kill that witness and still escape..... Yeah, I've done a lot of play-throughs.
🎉🎉🎉🎉Congratulations for your ONE MILLION SUBS!!!!!!! I was here since your fallout is a nightmare vid
I remember playing gorilla tag in a lobby with you, it was rather cool
That sounds fun
@Caleb Dikes certainly did, he was Gorilla 3017
Nice, is gorilla tag fun?
@@carpetsmell2523 yes, and it works up a sweat too
@@carpetsmell2523 also, its the most dangerous game in the universe
fun fact: my life skills teacher in secondary school was head of production (or something along those lines) for the OG hitman game
Sounds like she mastered her life skills.
Video: 10 minute history of original hitman, 2 minute review of the vr.
gotta love it
well... kinda points out how much content is to be expected. You can't say anything about something, that isn't there. the rest of the game is... well hitman. new levels but same mechanics, there's nothing to add...
“It’s the thing that gets you to the thing.”
Thank you, Marv from Sin City, that was deep. As deep as the hole in your brain.
Can I just say I love the nail polish! It looks really great.
I bet you thought nobody would notice that you left your ultimate weapons in plain sight the whole time, even after supposedly clearing out all your weapons. Well played, sir. Well played. They'll never suspect a thing.
yeah, i was going to mention the deadly bananas)
Wow, his hair grew back so fast!
This guy spent 10 minutes not on the review and I didn't even notice until he pointed it out
I love your videos buddy. Always I am so excited to see more content you create. This one particularly I have watched again for the third time! All the best mate
“I wouldn’t want to go, wasting all my money”
**picks up pimax headset**
It’s amazing that your wife can match your chaotic energy in the skits
That nod to Silent Assassin in the intro was awesome. I'm honestly really happy that classic Hitman games still get lots of love to this day, they were the murder simulators I grew up on.
Comments:We love you Upisnotjump!
Upisnotjump:And I love you too random subscriber!
15:18 Great skillshare ad. Your videos are intense and this sneak peek of your spreadsheet tickled me in a good way. I dread to think what your wardrobe is like.
I admire how far you go and how much work goes in to your comedy
there are haloumi FRIES!?
That eye made me realize you look quite a bit like David Bowie. You're welcome.
Not really at all
That Jesper Kyd soundtrack is the only thing missing from these new games. God, he's good.
“-so you have to rely on the snap turning-“
Even though there is a smooth turning option of which as long as you aren’t prone to getting sick with motion in VR easily-makes the game more immersive-I always change turning to smooth in any Vr game.
Diana: "It's good to hear your voice, we all thought you were dead."
47: "Yeah haha I need info"
Diana: "Haha so I know we thought you were dead, but between when I answered the call and now I've already heard through our network of spies that you're kinda rich UwU"
You gradually filling hole in my heart that JonTron left there.
usually whenever i paint my nails, i do a pretty boring blueish grey, but after seeing yours in the intro, i might have to try that shimmery sparkle 😳🤩
Upisnotjump makes me laugh every time the content is amazing brightens my day every time
This review is bananas! Loved it. Laughed all the way through. Thanks for the giggles!
“Are you the boy that’s been hwhacking off in muh tool shed?” 🤣
'I brought you this tea, you should drink ALL OF IT'
🤣🤣🤣
The segment from 5:50 to 5:54 is gonna have like 30000% viewer retention
but why beanz? 5:11
@@sodiboo because
"I should probably get rid of all these weapons"
But I still see bananas.
The halloumi fries bit gets me every time
you finally hit 1 million subscribers I’ve been rooting for you for years a couple years back I put a comment saying you should do “subnatica vr is a nightmare” for real good for you keep grow and making epic addictive videos 😁
I listened to the bit at 6:33-6:38 maybe more times than I should've.
I've been murmuring "I've got you now." To my friends all day and they believe I have been demented.
12:36
“Why my wedding was not a nightmare”
**gets rid of weapons**
***DOESN'T GET RID OF BANANAS***
You finally hit 1 Million subscribers, I'm really proud of you, I remember when I found your channel through your Fallout 4 video and still watch it from time to time, so now that you hit this milestone will you hire someone to do acrobatics in the background of your videos like you said you would in the rdr2 video?
I was wondering why a man in a condom was talking about Hitman 2: Silent Assassin and Hitman 3 in a video titled Hitman 3 VR but you tied it all together in the end there. Good job.
I show these videos to my children to explain why I act like a manic scientist. I’m English. And a chemist. And I’m not the only one. The children appreciate your work.
Massive plothole: Hitman 2: Silent Assassin isn't available on PS4. It's only on PC and Xbox via backwards compatibility. Literally unwatchable.
Unless you were talking about 360, Silent Assassin is not backwards compatible on Xbox One. I just checked and was very disappointed.
@@CyanEyed07 It's part of the "Hitman HD Pack," a repackaging of both SA and Contracts made for the 360 and backwards compatible on the Xbone.
it's on ps2 and if you just run 2 ps2s at the same time thats a ps4
My DualShock 4 connected to my PC begs to differ....
@@AleK0451 big brain time lol
MILLION SUBSCRIBERS LETS GOOO, good job lad, you deserved it.
great video. u really make ppl laugh out loud, not just smirk and sniffle,
Take this video as a motivation. With all the stupid shit he is constantly doing, he still got a wife, so you can do it to!
You've gotten so comfortable in front of the camera that you're like my favorite comedy gaming channel now
This video should be the one to push him to 1mil
On god if you asked me in the street yesterday to list YTers w a million subscribers I would have put him on that lists.
Watching this video again after I finally got around to play Hitman 3 (and dozens of hours in the freelancer mode they released later for it) And it's still an amazing Video for sure. That story tho really makes no sense without everything that happened in the former games. (And the random dialogue of the party guests in the level in Argentina referencing so many things you did in past missions was great.)
Gotta love the consistent uploads!