"I've never killed anyone while sober before." All of the Mass Effect memes, why is Moe not the most popular? This was funniest parody I've ever seen from these games.
Ah it is wonderful hearing Dialogue from Jade Empire again. Especially since you made it match perfectly into the situation. Thank you I thought I was the only one who still played Jade Empire.
Liara : "I always wondered : what sort of governments did you having ? Can you tell me about..." Javik : "It's beginning sound of my wife : Where are you last night ? Why are you talking about that woman ? Why do you smell like a goat ? Always with this questions ! ... Soupe anyone ?" Hilarious ! XD
It's the same guy that voices Jenkins in ME1, actually. Along with a variety of other characters in Mass Effect and other Bioware Games. The character voice in this video is from Jade Empire. The guy is indeed pretty awesome. ^_^ Furthermore, this video is so full of win it might explode.
ok my favorite two moments were back to back hahaha "This may be a bad time to tell you..but i'm allergic to death, especially my own!" "LET'S GO KNEAD SOME DOUGH....what? it's the best i could come up with."
It's from Jade Empire - Henpecked Hou, voiced by Josh Dean, is a Bun Master, and a former combatant in the Imperial Arena. He formerly used the "Drunken Master" style of fighting, but the constant consumption of alcohol left him destitute. Eventually, he married his promoter's niece, who quickly became overbearing, and forced him to stop fighting and settle down. Hou is highly fearful of his wife, whom he constantly seeks to escape but is never able to actually leave.
if javik was really like this i would bring him everywhere lol
Prothy the prothean!
I was thinking "where have i heard this guy before" and i remember it now, he was a vastly superior bioware character.
OMG you combined my two favorite Bioware games! That was hilarious...now I feel like playing Jade Empire again. ^^
i really wish this was DLC.
"This place will collapse like a bad cake!" :D brilliant video hehe.
"I've never killed anyone while sober before."
All of the Mass Effect memes, why is Moe not the most popular? This was funniest parody I've ever seen from these games.
Haha! "Aaah...soup anyone?". Epic!
Genius man , loved all the Mass Deffect videos.
Ah it is wonderful hearing Dialogue from Jade Empire again. Especially since you made it match perfectly into the situation. Thank you I thought I was the only one who still played Jade Empire.
Thank you! I'm glad someone else recognized the dialogue.
Made my day, hilarious. So glad I subscribed to you.
This is so well done! If i didn't get the dlc i would've thought this is real!
I just started laughing so hard when he first started talking... I didn't stop for about 15 minutes. Good job man!
this has gat to be the best video you ever made xD
"Why do you smell likea goat?"
Man this vid was brilliant. This, Reaper Cockamus and Shepard's Reaction to the Ending were by far he best three...
Liara : "I always wondered : what sort of governments did you having ? Can you tell me about..."
Javik : "It's beginning sound of my wife : Where are you last night ? Why are you talking about that woman ? Why do you smell like a goat ? Always with this questions ! ... Soupe anyone ?"
Hilarious ! XD
i love the whimsical music that plays in the background.
Oh wow, been forever since Jade Empire. Took a second to recognize the voice.
Oh Gods yes!!
I love this guy!
I like this guy, he hasnt tried to throw me out of the airlock or anything :)
Definitely Roger from American Dad.
I laughed through the whole thing! Oh and great job at the indoctrination theory
Guess his real name is Prothi the Prothean.
I believe his name is Usopp
Kostas Kokka
lol
This needs to be a mod for PC
AWESOME! :D Keep the amazing-ness coming!
You've made Javik better. Hats off to you!
1) This needs to be a mod.
2) The guy who voiced Moe is genuinely a really good voice actor.
3) This NEEDS to be a mod.
A hilarious use for Jade Empire's Henpecked Hou voice!
Your videos are great! Keep up the good work!
"Soup, anyone?"
Oh god, I don't think I can verbalize how awesome this is...
My god! Finally a DLC character with personality!
XD Ah, yeah... officially pulling Jade Empire off the shelf for a replay thanks to this.
LMAO. You know this might actually work out in game xD Great for reducing the emotional stress!
For some reason, "Soup, anyone?" just fucking gets me every time.
"Why do you smell like a goat?" Alasw someone I can FINALLY relate to! :D Defos buying this!
"Soup anyone?" Laughed myself to tears...
Lol to the Shaking of Shepard's head at the ending.
Henpecked Hou!! He's one of the many reasons I could NEVER part with Jade Empire.
Apparantly, The Other Prothean is a Top Scientist.
YES! They should include a squadmate that talks like this with the extended cut, as reparations.
This guy is a goddamn amazing voice-actor.
Javik: "All the good people get taken and you get left behind. Figures."
if bioware give us ever someone like him, nobody would cry cause the end, because the journey with him was to awesome xD
Kasumi had personality. She was one of the most amusing characters in Mass Effect 2.
And yet somehow THIS would have been a much more fun and interesting character than the Prothean we DID get. XP
Oh my dear, I'm literally laugh at loud :D BRILLIANT! Oh, I wish he was like that in game!
It's the same guy that voices Jenkins in ME1, actually. Along with a variety of other characters in Mass Effect and other Bioware Games. The character voice in this video is from Jade Empire. The guy is indeed pretty awesome. ^_^
Furthermore, this video is so full of win it might explode.
omg yes HENPECKED HOU sir, I salute you.
To those wondering what the music is, its: "I don't swim in lakes by Paranosomniac"
...........And this is why we got a Prothean solider, not a scientist.
Aaaand now I can never unhear that he's the salarian councilor too.
No problem. You keep subscribed. I like the other videos and look forward to new videos. Good work! :)
Oh man, I haven't played Jade Empire in forever, I forgot how funny he was!
ok my favorite two moments were back to back hahaha
"This may be a bad time to tell you..but i'm allergic to death, especially my own!"
"LET'S GO KNEAD SOME DOUGH....what? it's the best i could come up with."
i imagine Javik and Moe would make the best banter in the game
If sound replacement mods existed in ME3, this would definitely get!
I love how you used the chessey radio music xD
I think I lost it at "You're starting to sound like my wife."
Gotta love the Protheans.
"I've never killed anyone sober before."
I lost my shit.
Oh god, I haven't laughed that hard in weeks.
It's from Jade Empire - Henpecked Hou, voiced by Josh Dean, is a Bun Master, and a former combatant in the Imperial Arena. He formerly used the "Drunken Master" style of fighting, but the constant consumption of alcohol left him destitute. Eventually, he married his promoter's niece, who quickly became overbearing, and forced him to stop fighting and settle down. Hou is highly fearful of his wife, whom he constantly seeks to escape but is never able to actually leave.
Its like having roger from american dad as a squad mate.
The music is from ME3. It's not on the official soundtrack, but these are tracks from Shepard's sound system in her cabin.
this is genius! and subtle
Here's a fun fact, both Mac Walters and Drew Karpshyan worked on the writing team for Jade Empire.
I can't imagine the bartering between Moe and Javik!
I would buy this, no matter what ending there would be.
Best character. Ever.
cracks me up every fucking time. 1A, will watch again.
I would of loved a drunken, humorous and sarcastic prothean at my side. I would have taken him on much more missions
btw this also explains how come Javik is so well informed about alcohol and why he doesn't want Tali to drink
I almost pissed myself when i saw him running backwards yelling ah help me!
Upload the fixed audio pleaaaase :()
These are genius.
I watched this before playing the DLC... and I expected that this is what Javik would actually be like.
Finally all the answers are revealed! i know understand what Mass Effect 3 was missing!
"Soup anyone?"
I fucking died laughing awesome vid
I've got the wine ready !
I cannot even quantify how much I would pay for this DLC.
Good God dat voice.. Holy crap. I'm glad I subbed to you.
good to see Henpecked Hou reincarnated as a Prothean
This would have made the collector's edition SO MUCH better !
I lost it at "GYAH! HELP! HELP ME! GET AWAY FROM ME YOU BEAST!"
*shoots it*
"Aha! Take that!"
I bet Moe wouldn't mind being called "Prothy The Prothean".
i was happy that i found a great TH-camr then i found out that you believe in indoc theory
still good work
Oh my god henpecked hou, I love this!
Shepherd: will you join us?
Prothean: SURE! I GOT THE WINE =D
Shepherd: -_-
I would so buy this guy!
Dear God, he's definitely staying with my crew.
I should go...
Joker of the Prothean age.
I would totally pay for this.
its very good, i loved it :D
2:35 just killed me lol.... i really do hope they finish the good work.
Amazing.
I never expected Protheans to be so.....wasted
I played Jade Empire for the first time like a week ago.
I was like 'Is that the Bun Master dude?'
Moe is now my favorite character in ME3
after Garrus of course
Reminds me of Oghren from DAO.
Ahhh, brings back so much good memories :D
"I'm allergic to death. Especially my own."