MASS DEFFECT ~ 10 ~ Reaper Cockalorum

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  • @gizmohollow
    @gizmohollow 10 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    Oh man, this is great. It's exactly how I felt when the space magic kid was telling me the reapers' master plan.

    • @CommanderWittman
      @CommanderWittman 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Your picture matches what you said lol

    • @blueshit199
      @blueshit199 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      and then they made a whole DLC just to double down on it

    • @matheusdiefenthaeler5342
      @matheusdiefenthaeler5342 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@blueshit199 Leviathan saying that the AI they created was suppose to preserve life, but that condition wasn't met, but later says it wasn't a failure, because it still serve it's purpose... just to say they weren't wrong...

  • @jacobp2832
    @jacobp2832 11 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    It's funny because the reapers are like this in the game

    • @abcav297
      @abcav297 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      N-n-no.

  • @DM_Dad
    @DM_Dad 10 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    The best part is when Shepard sums up the Reaper plan and he pauses before weakly saying "no". When the Reaper blared it's horn, I imagined a kid with fingers in ears yelling "nyah nyah nyah".

  • @NachoBacusBaldini
    @NachoBacusBaldini 10 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I just keep coming back, this is pure gold. even some years after the ending

  • @rocknrollmonstar
    @rocknrollmonstar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Nearly 6 years later and it's still hilarious.

    • @TheVGC
      @TheVGC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Even after 7 its amazing

    •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TheVGC Make it 8

    • @Toporshik
      @Toporshik 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @ Nein!

    • @Rowansfears
      @Rowansfears ปีที่แล้ว +2

      10!!!

    • @jomnix
      @jomnix 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Eleven!

  • @CaptainDope
    @CaptainDope 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love the awkward silences from the reaper.

  • @Yassen1990
    @Yassen1990 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What I find funnier about your work is how your first video was a super serious, emotional homage to Garrus which could have been a professional movie trailer, and everything since has been a hilarious injoke about Mass Effect. Talk about talented.

  • @edgecrusherhalo
    @edgecrusherhalo 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The battle for Rannoch disproves your assertion.

  • @RavenRyy
    @RavenRyy 11 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Sad to say that this does sum up Bioware's attitude to the ending so well. One thing I hated about the ending was that they decided that the Reapers were right all along. I played the game thinking that they were insane, only to find out Bioware where the crazy ones.

    • @pricture
      @pricture 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It was almost surreal. I felt like I was playing a game telling a story of indoctrination while the creator of said game was being indoctrinated themselves (by the rEApers?), and it showed at the end. xD

  • @jaskbi
    @jaskbi ปีที่แล้ว +1

    11 Years and still coming back to this, come back Acavyos!

  • @MarvTube87
    @MarvTube87 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Haha, the more time passes, the more I can laugh about the ME3 endings... I think I might be able to overcome my frustration. This is just genious, thanks!!! ;)

  • @8Aerondight8
    @8Aerondight8 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I really like how the Reaper resorted to the vuvuzela.

  • @MsSomeone98
    @MsSomeone98 10 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Basically anyone who liked the ending.

  • @iksarguards
    @iksarguards 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I lost it when he drowned out his questions with the reaper buzzer.

  • @Artakhor
    @Artakhor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Almost 6 years... And I still luv this video :D

    • @TheVGC
      @TheVGC 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

  • @1Dreamfoflife
    @1Dreamfoflife 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    And this marks the best laugh I have had ALL week. Thank you, thank you so much.

  • @xwhitemamba
    @xwhitemamba 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is absolutely brilliant and basically sums up the story

  • @CommanderWittman
    @CommanderWittman 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:40 BECAUSE IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO COMPREHEND! YOUR LOGIC IS BEYOND FLAWED MY GOOD MAN!

  • @JacobHover
    @JacobHover 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is still one of the funniest gaming related videos I have ever ran into for me.

  • @tacticalzen
    @tacticalzen 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    HAHAHAHA oh man, this has me in tears! It actually gets funnier the more I watch it...how is this possible? Great job, Acavyos. :)

  • @Tank207
    @Tank207 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was really depressed this morning, and this perked me right up. Funny stuff, especially the part where we basically get the Reaper version of "La la la la, I'm not listening!" with the horn. lol

  • @MarcusJWvideo
    @MarcusJWvideo 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    For the people asking about the orbital strike interrupt,
    when you start talking to the Reaper, the bottom right option "You're pretty arrogant for a machine" will lead you to a renegade interrupt that will have Shepard finish the Reaper off with an orbital strike. Cheers!

  • @iCloverify
    @iCloverify 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Whoa whoa, wait, karaoke nights? Amazing. Also, probably the comment with the most puns ever there sir! Reapers should have their very own planet for their rave nights in case they feel like dancing. They'd make their own dubstep too. The cake better NOT be a lie.

  • @Pnoot
    @Pnoot 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm rather glad I randomly stumbled upon your videos the other day.
    Keep up the good work man :D

  • @EyeoftheU
    @EyeoftheU 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    You are really doing a great job with these! Keep up the good work, it helps me to get over my ending trauma!

  • @Yassen1990
    @Yassen1990 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have to agree, you are on a roll and I'm loving every moment of your work!

  • @FreakOnTheLeaf
    @FreakOnTheLeaf 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Probably thebest pardody on ME3 so far, great video!

  • @NadeemMohsin
    @NadeemMohsin 12 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    *Dies of laughter*
    *Is revived two years later by a human supremacist organization*
    Wait what...

  • @Retrocarga17
    @Retrocarga17 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the best end I have seen for mass effect series.

  • @VelasLupus
    @VelasLupus 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    @ACAVYOS Congratulations for your new Mass Deffect series, dude!!! You're doing a great job!! I laughed with every single one x'D. Keep the nice work!! ;D

  • @TheN7Program
    @TheN7Program 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    xD bwahahaha. Oh god why has it taken me so long to find this channel I can't handle all the funny.

  • @Aussie27Legend
    @Aussie27Legend 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bioware is all like "You think the ending sucked? Your mind can not comprehend"

  • @lamchiheng2
    @lamchiheng2 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    by control I mean choices you have to make, which are 3 choices, the "GOD"'s done with the reapers, it is up to you, organic, to decide the fate of the galaxy. The galaxy have voiced their opinions in countless cycles before this, but never have taken actions like you did - my fellow Shepard, you are the first to stand there with the catalyst, that's the game, and its a true beauty.

  • @dEsSiCaTa
    @dEsSiCaTa 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOL this is freakin hilarious XD
    I''ve only seen the actual scene once, how much of this is altered?
    Its got the whole plot spot on XD

  • @TheRealJonster
    @TheRealJonster 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is hillarious! Excellent work ACAVYOS! :D. Stupid Reapers, they might be highly advanced, but their logic is nothing more than a broken recursive for-loop.

  • @rockworm503
    @rockworm503 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hehe I just finished this part of the game in my 2nd playthrough and this was running through my head. I was laughing at what should be a more serious scene. These videos make the terribad ending/s easier to swallow :D

  • @xCrimsonxTidex
    @xCrimsonxTidex 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great tributes and the indoctrination theory! you got great talent. the Mass deffect series is funny as hell! keep posting the deffect vids and keep up the good work!

  • @stacey2070
    @stacey2070 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Crying and laughing! Totally awesome. Love the stuttering..N-n...no...I've rewatched this like 3 times in a row now.

  • @FatalRescue
    @FatalRescue 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Haha I love how all your videos have 10 times more views than the number of subscribers! it just shows how awesome this stuff is. Good job pal!

  • @klusps
    @klusps 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    holy shit! This is probably the best work you've done! I'm laughing my ass off. XD

  • @aryan2687
    @aryan2687 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    So spot on. If not for humor coping would be even more difficult than it already is.

  • @iCloverify
    @iCloverify 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks man, that comment just made my day. I can imagine the reaper saying BAKA~ in a deep voice...

  • @Necrosis527
    @Necrosis527 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the best series ever.

  • @Mister_Kourkoutas
    @Mister_Kourkoutas 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    ACAVYOS my friend you are on a roll! Goddamn Reapers being all enigmatic. Still, Boreale has this Reaper beaten when it comes to saying "NO!"

  • @Nigel222
    @Nigel222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Finally found this years later. The part at 27 seconds is so funny "......n...no"

  • @BobbyVB77
    @BobbyVB77 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    possibly the best one yet

  • @eboshi122
    @eboshi122 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pure genius. Bioware needs to see this.

  • @Aeros589
    @Aeros589 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    I see the Reaper as Hudson and Walters denying all criticism. Rather Brilliant.

  • @BiologicalClock
    @BiologicalClock 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    GENIUS STORYTELLING.

  • @pavancalera1328
    @pavancalera1328 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Casual conversation in mass effect 3 right there

  • @Some_Guy_87
    @Some_Guy_87 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for compensating the ending with hilarious videos tha would not be possible otherwise ;).

  • @Specopleader
    @Specopleader 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    The ending was brilliant, almost nobody realized the entirety of the meaning of "Mass Effect".

  • @WolfhoundMercenary
    @WolfhoundMercenary 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Haha, really reminds me of one Austin Powers scene where Seth Green is trying to say something and Myers always cuts him off with those ridiculous "Psssht! "Shhht!" :D

  • @Ralokone
    @Ralokone 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    this sums up my feelings every time someone tries to claim the reapers are godlike beings with no beginning or end and are beyond our comprehension. That is physaically impossible, machines must have a beginning, they must have been created, and their goals must exsist.
    but however, that doesnt mean they arent assholes.
    this video sums up the reapers extremely well

  • @Azael1991
    @Azael1991 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks ACAVYOS!! i Havent laughed so hard in along time

  • @MIK_edits
    @MIK_edits 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man keep doing these! Excellent series :P

  • @jontehftw
    @jontehftw 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the best video i've ever watched

  • @danieljr6869
    @danieljr6869 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's the pause and stare that totally make it for me, hahaha.

  • @Greyfox94
    @Greyfox94 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is your best yet. Which is saying something about the video with Conrad

  • @testogel85
    @testogel85 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    This just made my day. Awesomepants!

  • @ScOtty_46
    @ScOtty_46 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was an EPIC WIN, Shepard! :D

  • @ecclesiastes118
    @ecclesiastes118 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Any Retakers who happen to visit this video, please note that we have moved our efforts to the Retake ME3: Initiative Log on Facebook. Here we actually have an admin who's actively engaged (unlike Eric from Demand), and many initiatives are underway, including a boycott initiative. Also, this video never gets old. "It is not a thing you can comprehend." Yeah, you said it...

  • @commanderkai
    @commanderkai 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can't stop laughing, especially at the part when it just uses the Reaper horn. Just brilliant.

  • @rivmikant
    @rivmikant 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sovereign's entire speech in ME1 was Bioware setting itself up for failure.
    "You cannot grasp the nature of our existence....at least until the last game of the series where we'll have to make sense of this, which in that case I'm lying and we're not nearly as awesome as we claim."

  • @irinaturgueniev8284
    @irinaturgueniev8284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I lost it when the Reaper just started shooting lasers and Shepard drew his gun

  • @TheObscuran
    @TheObscuran 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    this elusive reaper got u a subscriber

  • @Nightraven26
    @Nightraven26 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    No no no, I'm not listening to you Shepard. You cannot comprehend!

  • @loganb7059
    @loganb7059 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The funniest part is the long silence.

  • @assassin117d
    @assassin117d 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is a masterpiece!

  • @Fr0st1989
    @Fr0st1989 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    lol, the constant "NO." was awesome

  • @UntoTheBreach24
    @UntoTheBreach24 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    While my Shepard was debating ethics and motives, the only thing on my mind was: "Yes. This reaper carcass will look lovely in our living room, Tali."

  • @AlexZebol
    @AlexZebol 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Me: ACAVYOS, how long do we have to wait until a new Mass Deffect video?
    ACAVYOS: It is not a thing you can comprehend.

  • @adugan22
    @adugan22 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I cant stop watching this.

  • @iCloverify
    @iCloverify 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cheers! BioWare should hire you, really. And that ending doesn't sound too bad, compared to the ones we have now. Having the Reapers join the party isn't probably a good idea, considering the sound they make. They would end up breaking people's eardrums. That isn't nice is it... Let's hope they release a FREE DLC to explain it. I'm rooting for the ending you suggested!

  • @Pizarroconquer
    @Pizarroconquer 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love it xD
    This is how I felt when I completed the game..

  • @Dadpai
    @Dadpai 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol this is by far the funniest mass deffect

  • @Frenchfraeis
    @Frenchfraeis 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Reaper noises when it can't argue anymore is priceless

  • @ChadVulpes
    @ChadVulpes 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Cool video. Nice to have Polish subtitles too ^^.

  • @andy7632124
    @andy7632124 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    ahahaha i can imagine Harby snugging with unfinished human riper in open space, swirling it with her tentacles-claws-whatevers like a huge body-size pillow xD "YOU WILL BE MINE SHEPARD!!!11"

  • @SoapMacTavishh
    @SoapMacTavishh 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    You know something is wrong when a parody makes more sense than original source.

  • @MrAkilleus
    @MrAkilleus 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    This dialog should have been the ending to the game. Imagine the little kid doing this on the citadel while an epic space battle is raging around them! XD

  • @AntiRivet
    @AntiRivet 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is actually my favorite Mass Deffect. xD

  • @TomDaMooseUK
    @TomDaMooseUK 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Wait, what?" - Even Shepard is startled by the simplicity of the reapers' silly logic.

  • @themanclaw2
    @themanclaw2 10 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I don't think I've ever seen anything more analogous to arguing with creationists.

    • @MsSomeone98
      @MsSomeone98 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Arguing with... Reaperists.

    • @themanclaw2
      @themanclaw2 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Siddiq Ismail
      That's not a thing I can comprehend.

    • @MsSomeone98
      @MsSomeone98 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      themanclaw2 I just made it up. Reaperiats believe that they're saving everyone by killing them.

    • @pricture
      @pricture 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed, I find arguing with fervent defenders on either side of the phony belief war is like this! xD

    • @bertsimpsan
      @bertsimpsan 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fedora tipping weirdo

  • @07jonesj
    @07jonesj 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    That's... it's perfect! That's never happened before!
    Maybe the Reapers ARE the future...

  • @AdamChase15
    @AdamChase15 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Loved this one

  • @red_cosplay
    @red_cosplay 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Reaper: It is not a thing you can comprehend.
    Shepard: Hey. We'll bang, ok?

  • @QFizzle1992
    @QFizzle1992 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Reapers: Epic Trolls
    Writers of Mass Effect 3: Even BIGGER Trolls

  • @0Maloy1
    @0Maloy1 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    rofl i think this game perfectly describes how people are in real life, all conflict begins with trolling as this conversation shows. It is the epicentre of war >.>

  • @FlintSparkedStudios
    @FlintSparkedStudios 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh my gosh.. I'm in tears of laughter right now.

  • @Brofisticus
    @Brofisticus 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Awesome, havent laughed like that since before the ending.

  • @wtfuserwtfnamewtf
    @wtfuserwtfnamewtf 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the greatest thing.

  • @dessan18
    @dessan18 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    In some strange way this theory was born. It's both a blessing and a curse and I refuse to give Bioware any merit that they might even unintentionally put it in for someone to pick up on. It must be some random miracle how the lines can be connected.

  • @BROOKIE44529
    @BROOKIE44529 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    this is brilliant, the best one yet lmao.

  • @WolfhoundMercenary
    @WolfhoundMercenary 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Can anyone reupload the fixed version from the description? The link is dead :/

  • @Greenhelm64
    @Greenhelm64 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    thankyou! it really wasnt that bad, people are completely overexaggerating

  • @S1deshowRob
    @S1deshowRob 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    The best thing they can do in Mass effect 4 is acknowledge the endings as little as possible

  • @Ovvenchips
    @Ovvenchips 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "you're killing us to save us?" "N-...No"

    • @Nigel222
      @Nigel222 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      best part

  • @ConnivingEagle
    @ConnivingEagle 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is basically what the writers told us when we asked for a valid explanation.

  • @Barro1
    @Barro1 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh god that's just awewsome!