Apple's 'Mother Nature' is a Cringe Catastrophe

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  • @SaviorMachine84
    @SaviorMachine84 ปีที่แล้ว +1692

    How in the hell is apple going to discuss climate change when they release a new phone every year and try to prevent customers from repairing their old phones?

    • @garysmith9823
      @garysmith9823 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Truth

    • @TheAyeAye1
      @TheAyeAye1 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Yep.

    • @docula9153
      @docula9153 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      New iPhone has 8% recycled parts from other phones, buy now to save planet please. Also we are going to secretly slow your old phone down to the point where you have no choice.

    • @wakyblarg
      @wakyblarg ปีที่แล้ว +31

      This

    • @TheCosta5000
      @TheCosta5000 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Exactly

  • @verde5738
    @verde5738 ปีที่แล้ว +2342

    Apple: ""Our aim is to permanently remove carbon from the atmosphere."
    Plants: "Wait...what?!"

    • @marbellaotaiza801
      @marbellaotaiza801 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      *high apple:

    • @realdragon
      @realdragon ปีที่แล้ว +277

      Congratulations, you are being helped. Please do not resist

    • @Nerd44442
      @Nerd44442 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      Humans: 0_0
      Any form of life: 0_0
      The planet: 0_0

    • @marbellaotaiza801
      @marbellaotaiza801 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      @@Nerd44442 aliens: [that meme of a black guy behind a tree rubbing his hands]

    • @Nerd44442
      @Nerd44442 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@marbellaotaiza801 lol

  • @kpsk8031
    @kpsk8031 ปีที่แล้ว +1075

    A handful of people within Apple: "This is incredibly powerful and forward thinking!"
    Everyone else within Apple: "This is a big POS. I will shut up about it and keep my job. "

    • @louiswilliamterminator2887
      @louiswilliamterminator2887 ปีที่แล้ว

      Like all the other woke rubbish. I only wonder whether it was as many as a handful 🤣.
      The emperor has no clothes 🤣

    • @farcenter
      @farcenter ปีที่แล้ว +18

      So true.

    • @docula9153
      @docula9153 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      They may have everyone afraid to speak up for fear of being incorrectly labeled as one of their fav -cist words, but they can't compel you to pay them for this sh*t. Hit them in the only place they actually truly care about: the wallet

    • @cagneybillingsley2165
      @cagneybillingsley2165 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      i'm pretty sure majority of people who would even want to work at apple are mindless drones

    • @The13thRonin
      @The13thRonin ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cagneybillingsley2165 That's an extremely charitable assessment of what they actually are.

  • @JoeSyxpack
    @JoeSyxpack ปีที่แล้ว +450

    "Our aim is to permanently remove carbon from the atmosphere."
    That would be an extinction level event.

    • @fleur-de-rocaille
      @fleur-de-rocaille 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      George Carlin was right, the planet is fine, the people are fucked up.

    • @fmc291
      @fmc291 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      Well, they’re making their goal crystal clear. To those with a brain at least.

    • @bdleo300
      @bdleo300 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      "Our aim is to permanently remove life from Earth."
      Apple

    • @AC-hj9tv
      @AC-hj9tv 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Trees have entered the chat

    • @brockdavid
      @brockdavid 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      We are the ‘carbon’ (souls) that They want to ‘reduce and offset.’ They’re bragging about automation, along with subtly touting the depopulation edicts and dehumanization dogmas of the WEF. It was never about the environment or emissions, the only ‘climate’ corpos and Their Owners remotely care about is the one of the social realm, and how to exert maximum ‘influence’ over it.

  • @dariusz.9119
    @dariusz.9119 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    Apple is so pro-consumers and pro-mother nature that:
    - They throw away hundreds of thousands of completely fine iPhones and MacBooks just so they will not compete with their own old equipment
    - They also removed chargers from the box and then changed charging ports so the people would have to throw away their old charges and buy a new charger (it has to be packaged, and then packaged again for the shipping so two more packages to throw away)
    - They also design their devices and software lock them so noone can fix them and keep in mind that Apple do not want to fix their own old equipment, so if you have let's say iPhone 8 and screen brakes you have nowhere to go but throw it away and buy a new one
    - They also reduce power output in their OS updates so your phone gets slower with every update and finally you are forced to switch to new phone and throw away the old one
    - They also design the iPhones and MacBooks with planned obsolescence in such a manner that if something brakes your warranty will not cover it and you will have to throw away a (mostly) salvageable/repairable device and buy a new one
    etc.
    So ecological

    • @emilyadams3228
      @emilyadams3228 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      As to Point 3: Meanwhile, Leica still services and supplies parts for every model of M Camera, back to the first M3 of April 1954. The only parts they don't stock are the M3 rangefinder, which is incredibly complex even by M standards, and the M1/2/3-style back door. If your M3 finder can't be repaired, they ask which type finder you want, as they still have every other type ever made, and they're all interchangeable. If they can't fix the door, they ask if an M4/6 door is OK, even though they'll work, cos a lot of early M owners would rather scour the Earth for the cosmetically-correct M3 door.
      Leica offer this level of support for cameras that
      1. Are up to 70 years old
      2. Were outmoded technically by the Nikon F in 1959
      3. Were outmoded again by digital SLR's in 2005
      And yet, Apple won't support a phone that's less than a year old.
      Sure, OK. Guess what? I don't have to buy another Nikon every six months cos Nikon made my old one die by remote control. Instead of that, my four Nikon F's and three F2's are 44-60 years old. Five were slightly messed up from decades of daily use as professional tools. For $150 each, I got them cleaned with modern synthetic oil, and they will now outlive everyone who is alive today. Did you see any Leica M's or Nikon F's in the oceans or pits in any of those shots? Me either. Sure were a lotta iphones, though. Funny thing, that.

    • @phlog_dog7336
      @phlog_dog7336 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@emilyadams3228 This is an excellent comment

    • @ivanhenderson31
      @ivanhenderson31 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They’re ignorant and stupid. Their supply chain is not green at all😂

    • @TabalugaDragon
      @TabalugaDragon 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      agreed with everything except for the chargers. Old chargers still work, just gotta change the cable.

  • @EVIL_THOUGHTS
    @EVIL_THOUGHTS ปีที่แล้ว +736

    *_"Permanently remove carbon from the atmosphere ?"_** First it's C02 because there's not such thing as "carbon" "in the atmosphere"...Second, it's like saying completely remove all plants from the planet assuming she's talking about C02...So much nosense with 6 words is an absolute record !*

    • @brockdavid
      @brockdavid ปีที่แล้ว

      We’re the carbon that ‘They’ want to ‘permanently remove’

    • @anovazero2676
      @anovazero2676 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      "Permanently remove carbon from the atmosphere" was the funniest thing I've heard in a long time. I love it.

    • @nettietrees7238
      @nettietrees7238 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, we remove co2 we kill the trees.

    • @AndreiShevtsov
      @AndreiShevtsov ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Might as well remove oxygen while we're at it. Ultimately same outcome anyway, why drag it out.

    • @UndesignatedFellow
      @UndesignatedFellow ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Isn’t every living thing on Earth Carbon-based?

  • @WhatAreTheOdds5050
    @WhatAreTheOdds5050 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    I always imagine Apple manufacturing to be identical to Saruman's Isengard. But with nets to stop the Uruk Hai from throwing themselves into the pit and a constantly changing charging port for the Palantir.

    • @touchbytonymikael
      @touchbytonymikael ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂👍💯

    • @louiswilliamterminator2887
      @louiswilliamterminator2887 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah, that's Microsoft. If my dog was as attractive as a Microsoft product, I would shave it's ass and make it walk backwards

    • @mrtender7835
      @mrtender7835 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ahh finally someone who speaks the language of Mordor

    • @simontmn
      @simontmn ปีที่แล้ว

      I read that as Samsung's Isenguard. 😂

    • @SammEater
      @SammEater ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "I was there, 3000 years ago" -Tim Cook

  • @givmi_more_w9251
    @givmi_more_w9251 ปีที่แล้ว +2796

    Environmentalism vs a room full of people who visibly eat multiple times their fair share of food ... ah, yes, makes beautiful sense.

    • @Ines-zw3qg
      @Ines-zw3qg ปีที่แล้ว +36

      You can criticize a political message without body shaming the actors/actresses present in it

    • @Scornfull
      @Scornfull ปีที่แล้ว +463

      @@Ines-zw3qg no

    • @shouvik1056
      @shouvik1056 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Ines-zw3qgfound the fattie 🤭

    • @hody.8381
      @hody.8381 ปีที่แล้ว +505

      @@Ines-zw3qg
      Calling someone fat is not body shaming.
      Being fat is a choice.

    • @Anonymousduck161
      @Anonymousduck161 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      @@Ines-zw3qghahahahahahaha 🤡🤡🤡

  • @ashblossomandjoyoussprung.9917
    @ashblossomandjoyoussprung.9917 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    It is kinda funny how Apple is so committed to that specific modern aesthetic that even in something like this they can't see how poorly it comes across.
    The minimalist colors and sheet metal is so core to their identity that even when coming across as green they can't think "What if we added a few trees or nice flowers or something?"

  • @GeordieSwordsman
    @GeordieSwordsman ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Apple: "Our goal is to permanently remove carbon from the atmosphere."
    Mother Nature: "So. It is war then." [unleashes the scarabs from The Mummy]

  • @robgonzo7019
    @robgonzo7019 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    She is not mother nature, she is mother corporation

    • @louiswilliamterminator2887
      @louiswilliamterminator2887 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Mother BlackRock, Bill Gates, Rothschild, Soros.........

    • @Anna_Yasmin
      @Anna_Yasmin ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Mom from MomCorp (Futurama)

    • @chrisnotyou
      @chrisnotyou ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mother corruption

    • @NekinuOutsider
      @NekinuOutsider ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mother Mature

    • @nerychristian
      @nerychristian ปีที่แล้ว

      Or as Samuel Jackson would say... "She is a dumb mother fuc....!"

  • @MolecularArts
    @MolecularArts ปีที่แล้ว +894

    Mother nature should go to China and check out the factories where iPhones are made.

    • @manoz6194
      @manoz6194 ปีที่แล้ว

      China is the worst when it comes to being "green", in fact they'll paint the grass to make it look greener

    • @kpsk8031
      @kpsk8031 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      Father Workconditions should accompany her.

    • @CharleneOrtizTraining
      @CharleneOrtizTraining ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly and none of the liberal fan boys that care so much about human rights could give 2 flying fucks about it. The hypocrisy is incredible.

    • @Counterbalance_
      @Counterbalance_ ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Can this 'mother nature' (not to be mistaken by the actual, non-woke nature), please, stay there for good?

    • @dragonmaster1360
      @dragonmaster1360 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @MolecularArts
      Where do you think Father Nature went? They sent HIM there, so they could make him... quietly disappear.

  • @raeannaruby8306
    @raeannaruby8306 ปีที่แล้ว +598

    Wasn't it apple that had to put safety nets around their buildings to prevent employees from jumping off them? Maybe they should clean their own house first

    • @insertnamehere5809
      @insertnamehere5809 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was their manufacturer, FOXCON, but same 💩, different a-holes

    • @marbellaotaiza801
      @marbellaotaiza801 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      Yeah, that's them. Imagine treating your workforce so poorly that they rather end their own lives than continue their servitude, but still having the gall to lecture other people about how they can do better...

    • @Dragblacker
      @Dragblacker ปีที่แล้ว +35

      This IS how they're cleaning house.

    • @TheEyez187
      @TheEyez187 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Is that legit, or taking the piss? I just don't know in this world anymore!!
      Though I'm imagining it as both; that it's legit... but it's taking the piss because it's necessary in the first place!
      It's sad, and hilarious, that I likely know drug-runners and working girls who have employers (dealers + pimps) that treat their "employees" better than Apple do!! WTF Man!!! >XD

    • @raeannaruby8306
      @raeannaruby8306 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheEyez187 yeah, apple foxconn factories in China, I had to look it up to double check

  • @luker4815
    @luker4815 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    I can’t believe that a literal trillion dollar company couldn’t find good filmmakers.

    • @ARStudios2000
      @ARStudios2000 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I can! You'd be shocked how little they wanna spend money these days.

    • @marienkijne
      @marienkijne 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      It seems to me that the more money is poured into any art medium, the less art is made

    • @ali32bit42
      @ali32bit42 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      this is what libertarians call "knowledge problem" they are so rich and careless that they dont actually realize how inefficient they are being. so they waste resources like this

    • @fleur-de-rocaille
      @fleur-de-rocaille 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You just don't understand what that trillion means. That doesn't mean they have a trillion on the bank account.

    • @6tiple6ix6afia
      @6tiple6ix6afia 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @kawashima-yoshiko Listen weeb, you clearly have no idea that you are in possession of a 0/100 level in reading comprehension. Please show me where tje original comment mentioned bank accounts, or anyone having 1 trillion dollars at their disposal to spend. It is pretty pathetic that you can't decipher the sudoku wrapped in a Rubik's Cube encoded with an impossible riddle that is inferencing and subtext. If a company ks a trillion dollar corporation, that means they OBVIOUSLY have deep connections to almond any type of market and talent, and a resource pool deep enough to employ LITERALLY ANY ONE HUMAN BEING OR GROUP OF PEOPLE THAT THEY WANT.

  • @stanbartsch1984
    @stanbartsch1984 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "Body Positivity" means "people who eat more than they should are OK, even though their consumption is bad for the planet" right?

    • @TabalugaDragon
      @TabalugaDragon 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      yep, both their health and the planet. There is a wise saying "Eat to live, don't live to eat".

  • @ababcb3005
    @ababcb3005 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    Nothing says "I love the environment" more than contributing to e-waste by fighting tooth and nail against independent repair.

    • @fantochedollmaker7030
      @fantochedollmaker7030 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nothing says environment like an obese, black woman. Those are always known for their consciousness about littering

    • @seamali4383
      @seamali4383 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      😂😂💯💯

  • @thethrashyone
    @thethrashyone ปีที่แล้ว +754

    The fact that the statements "remove all carbon from the atmosphere" and "don't try to explain photosynthesis to me" come moments apart from each other makes me feel 100x smarter than whoever wrote this script.

    • @TheUncivilizedNation
      @TheUncivilizedNation ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Yeah I’d be crazy if Apple actually did that and the Earth was reverted all the way back to the Hadean Era. Basically one’s vision of Hell on Earth

    • @yaqbulyakkerbat4190
      @yaqbulyakkerbat4190 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Only 100x? Don't think so little of yourself!

    • @templebeast1324
      @templebeast1324 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Forget global warming, we would have global cooling and a lot more fires.

    • @JChang0114
      @JChang0114 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Sounds like something a Silicon based lifeform would say.

    • @mrpuss2519
      @mrpuss2519 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@JChang0114 those aliens are at it again!

  • @r0m988
    @r0m988 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    No CO2, no photosynthesis; it's plant food.
    Edit: After all, maybe someone SHOULD'VE explained photosynthesis to mother nature... or at least to the Apple CEOs.

    • @Kris-q5p
      @Kris-q5p ปีที่แล้ว

      The useful idiots will serve their purpose to their commissars (who secretly hate them). Once these morons are are of no more use they will see the true nature of their divisive, exploitative manipulators.

    • @andrewgreeb916
      @andrewgreeb916 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you really need to get rid of co2 make an industrial sized co2 chamber full of plants that will gorge themselves on the carbon and grow large and bear large and plentiful fruit/vegetables.

    • @a.williams1945
      @a.williams1945 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      My first thought after hearing that line was no more cellular respiration then since we breathe out CO2 with every breath.

    • @givmi_more_w9251
      @givmi_more_w9251 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@a.williams1945 We even NEED a certain amount of CO2 in our blood afaik. It's related to the pH of the blood.

    • @hatter9
      @hatter9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Whitemansplain her area of expertise?

  • @inzyniertv9305
    @inzyniertv9305 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Apple: "Our aim is to permanently remove carbon from the atmosphere"
    Me: "Oh god the Apple is turning into skynet"

    • @lingricen8077
      @lingricen8077 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Everyone: Did this imbecile seriously type ‘Me:’ in his own comment? Is he afraid that people will think someone else said his comment? Well, we did, without the idiotic need to type ‘Me:’
      Seriously, you sound like an absolute dullard, why did you say ‘Me:’ instead of just writing the comment?

    • @alexv3372
      @alexv3372 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Love your pfp!!

  • @The13thRonin
    @The13thRonin ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "The weather was however I wanted it to be."
    *Opens up a new coal power plant.*
    "No... no... please..."
    "That's a better attitude Ms. Nature."
    *Opens another coal power plant just to assert dominance.*

  • @mugi2595
    @mugi2595 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    Mother nature looks like the aftermath of a forest fire.

    • @Soapy-chan
      @Soapy-chan ปีที่แล้ว +29

      burn

    • @tylerskiss
      @tylerskiss ปีที่แล้ว +39

      She’s definitely releasing her fair share of methane!

    • @adamzabawa3608
      @adamzabawa3608 ปีที่แล้ว

      She's still got some fat to burn

    • @ThreadBareHope1234
      @ThreadBareHope1234 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same. Like, no *earth* tones, Apple?

    • @nerychristian
      @nerychristian ปีที่แล้ว +5

      She's covered in carbon... LOL

  • @GeraltofRivia22
    @GeraltofRivia22 ปีที่แล้ว +578

    This coming from Apple of all companies is just peak irony. And yet the fanboys eat it up.

    • @smallies7154
      @smallies7154 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      fan portpersons

    • @powercage
      @powercage ปีที่แล้ว

      Apple really is a cult.

    • @floydffrogfloydffrog7453
      @floydffrogfloydffrog7453 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      That's because the simple act of owning an iPhone makes me a better person than you. And no, don't bother to retort. I can't hear anything above the sound of mine own virtue signalling.

    • @jamesrichards802
      @jamesrichards802 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      dont like the company, but i do like despot's vid and my iphone. oh, and the hot asian girl

    • @louiswilliamterminator2887
      @louiswilliamterminator2887 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hot and heavy,?

  • @tylerskiss
    @tylerskiss ปีที่แล้ว +205

    OF COURSE! A black, heavyset female!!! I’m glad advertising only aims for a very select subset of society. Judging from the viral Meatball video, Apple is VERY popular with that particular group.

    • @MAGAMAN
      @MAGAMAN ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Morbidly Obese, not heavyset. The all black advertising is getting so bad that I am constantly sending these companies emails asking if their products can be used by white people because there are no white people on their web sites.

    • @gokux75
      @gokux75 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Actually considering most of Apple's fanbase is guilty White Liberals I would say they chose the perfect person to be Mother Nature lol.

    • @BiggieTrismegistus
      @BiggieTrismegistus ปีที่แล้ว +35

      And she's sassy and is incredibly wise and constantly drops truth bombs.

    • @realdragon
      @realdragon ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I don't think I would mind fat mother nature, in some cultures being thicc is sign of fertility (I think so). The biggest mistake is synthetic office outfit

    • @viscountrainbows2857
      @viscountrainbows2857 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dayum, I feel like someone should pay you for a joke of this quality. sadly can't be me but, I hope I have blessed you with merely speaking the notion aloud.

  • @yourmaninlondoncollecting5749
    @yourmaninlondoncollecting5749 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Tim Cook is a Deadpan (expressionless) as Mike Pence (Donald Trumps vice president).
    His acting skills is as alive as paint drying on a wall.
    Apple are a greedy company and i will never own an Apple product.

  • @GeoffInfield
    @GeoffInfield ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Umm... kid crashing off skateboard from high altitude onto concrete again and again is NOT inspirational, it's irresponsible. As for the obese girl, I worry for her - I grew up athletic, got fat, had to have a gastric bypass. I've seen both sides and girl, do NOT let them fool you into thinking you'll EVER be as happy as you'd be slimmer. You literally feel your feet crushed with each step. You have wider shoes than you should. Your joints will hurt - maybe not now but your old age will NOT be comfortable. As for the almost inevitable heart attack, you may not have to worry about that because as as fat guy, if I hadn't finally had the bypass at 40, I'd have ended myself. Women are NOT kind on fat men and weaponsie sex which eliminates crucial intimacy and makes us feel like sh1t. Nearly did it twice but always the thought of my brothers and parents stopped me. *NEVER LET GOOD INTENTIONS MAKE YOU QUIT TRYING.*

    • @DespotofAntrim
      @DespotofAntrim  ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Glad to hear you pulled through man. Stay strong.

  • @MyUserTubeAccount
    @MyUserTubeAccount ปีที่แล้ว +139

    god, i LOVE being preached to by international banking cartels

  • @thejdab4129
    @thejdab4129 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    If "Mother Nature" can make the weather whatever she wants it to be, then why are Tim and Co. grovelling to reduce carbon? Seems like "Mother Nature" can do whatever she wants despite Apple's effort.

    • @adamheywood113
      @adamheywood113 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That's why she has to come in swinging like Billy Big-Bollocks

    • @louiswilliamterminator2887
      @louiswilliamterminator2887 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She knows that it's all theatre because man made climate change is bullsh1t and a scam

    • @viscountrainbows2857
      @viscountrainbows2857 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Stop asking perfectly reasonable questions! We have ESG and -D.I.E.- D.E.I. scores to reach!

    • @TheUncivilizedNation
      @TheUncivilizedNation ปีที่แล้ว +8

      An Avatar of the Earth shouldn’t be bothered by the affairs of humanity since life on the planet would outlive us by eons

  • @free_at_last8141
    @free_at_last8141 ปีที่แล้ว +687

    "If you don't buy our product, you're an evil person."
    I miss the days of Doctors recommending cigarette brands.

    • @cagneybillingsley2165
      @cagneybillingsley2165 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      it was way less creepy

    • @The13thRonin
      @The13thRonin ปีที่แล้ว +29

      You can't even properly criticize it as social media sites heavily sanitize criticism of the corporate overlords.

    • @narrativeless404
      @narrativeless404 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@The13thRonin Yeah
      That's terrible
      I feel like we're soon to be on the edge of the war against big tech companies

    • @The13thRonin
      @The13thRonin ปีที่แล้ว

      @@narrativeless404 I doubt it. People will go into the big tech livestock pens willingly, eat the bugs and allow their biological lifemass to be farmed for their overlords. Most people are born without a spine and have barely functioning grey matter.

    • @dimitriwarchief301
      @dimitriwarchief301 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don’t remember that

  • @casualcausalityy
    @casualcausalityy ปีที่แล้ว +37

    It should be no surprise, Apple was so focused on wireless technology they found themselves out of touch

  • @thenathanimal2909
    @thenathanimal2909 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I work in an industry that deals with glass manufacturing - Glass is one of the absolute filthiest products to manufacture.
    The fact that Apple HQ has oodles of it is endlessly amusing to me.

  • @thejigisup326
    @thejigisup326 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    "Our goal is to permanently remove carbon from the atmosphere."
    *apple, successfully doing so, sentences much of the life on the planet to a slow and agonizing death*

    • @NoPowerintheVerse
      @NoPowerintheVerse ปีที่แล้ว +29

      😂 I actually had to pause when I heard that because I was positive I’d misheard them.

    • @gregwilson8503
      @gregwilson8503 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It's shocking that people can be so ignorant. I did a double take when I heard that one too.

    • @karmatraining
      @karmatraining ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Did they actually say that? I couldn't watch the whole thing because my cringe meter maxed out and I closed the window for mental health reasons. If they did, wow. Who the hell greenlit this thing?

    • @Green-Raccoon777
      @Green-Raccoon777 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "With your death, The Enclave triumphs, releasing the FEV Virus into the Atmosphere. Millions die. And so, the entire world falls silent... again."
      Fallout 2 Game Over screen.

    • @chazzitz-wh4ly
      @chazzitz-wh4ly ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It’s about virtue signaling not actually making sense.

  • @NerdishGeekish
    @NerdishGeekish ปีที่แล้ว +265

    I just want to say this: if people think that Disney will shed its woke bs and become a family entertainment company again if it's ever bought out by Apple, they're gonna have a rude awakening. Exhibit A: this very video.

    • @Hamphield
      @Hamphield ปีที่แล้ว

      Luckily, I don't care about that trash
      The rat's corporation can burn to hell, the less I care
      The rotten fruit corporation too

    • @marbellaotaiza801
      @marbellaotaiza801 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Exhibit B: Apple TV's Foundation. Big fan of the books, took one look at the cast and ran away in the opposite direction...

    • @TheAyeAye1
      @TheAyeAye1 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Well, that's a depressing and entirely reasonable thought.

    • @illseeyaonthedarksideofthemoon
      @illseeyaonthedarksideofthemoon ปีที่แล้ว

      Even if companies shed the "progressive" skin, they would just replace it for whatever new cultural shift is happening, they couldn't care less for the political movement they promote.

    • @randolphwilliams2365
      @randolphwilliams2365 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good point!

  • @DJGHOSH
    @DJGHOSH ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Despot, you shouldn't shame Apple for their public humiliation kink
    Edit: they've shut down their comments 🤣

    • @ASpooneyBard
      @ASpooneyBard ปีที่แล้ว

      They had too much. Their safe word was "censorship."

  • @justadummy8076
    @justadummy8076 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    “We care so much about the environment guys”
    “Now go buy our new product made in China every year”

  • @enzorocha2977
    @enzorocha2977 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    Fun fact: Ray Stevenson, who played Volstagg in Thor (and many other memorable roles), was born in County Antrim, Northern Ireland. This is why at 2:08, you see him with the tag "RIP King," as a salute from a fellow Antrim native. ;) Ray Stevenson died May 21, 2023.

    • @srobertweiser
      @srobertweiser 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I had no idea he died until I heard it here. I loved him in Kill the Irishman.

  • @ArrowValley
    @ArrowValley ปีที่แล้ว +182

    When the obnoxious and easy to please Apple fan boys are mocking the ad then you know its bad.

  • @manoz6194
    @manoz6194 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    Tim Cook looks like as if AI designed a person

    • @seekingclarity3600
      @seekingclarity3600 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Badly designed. Maybe the data was all previous Ap*le media.

    • @fleur-de-rocaille
      @fleur-de-rocaille 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Haha! Nailed it!

    • @garylancaster8612
      @garylancaster8612 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Have you not seen Google AI?

  • @MikeM-go7hp
    @MikeM-go7hp ปีที่แล้ว +523

    As a massive environmentalist myself, thank you so much for this video.
    Whether you think environmentalism is a cult of virtue signalers or whether you think nature needs protecting from the destructive excesses of human greed we can agree on something - giant corporations don't give a toss about it, and using it as a marketing tool is annoying as hell.

    • @Capszuleh
      @Capszuleh ปีที่แล้ว

      Same. I never had an issue with environmentalism. But it seems like they don't actually care. They will make regular civilians feel like they are impacting the environment. When it's big corps. All the way. Yet now they can sanitize their image and say they care about the earth. It's all about 💰

    • @torq21
      @torq21 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      If there was more honesty in the conversation I would be more willing to participate.

    • @MikeM-go7hp
      @MikeM-go7hp ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@torq21 not going to argue with that.
      I long for the day that my fellow environmentalists are less preachy, obstinate, unpleasant, and actually understand that the world is way more complex than anyone understands.

    • @thejigisup326
      @thejigisup326 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Environmentalists and conservationists can be worked with. Environmental activists, not so much.

    • @torq21
      @torq21 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@MikeM-go7hp I am guilty of being all of those things in my own communications. As time has gone by I realize that most people don't want to hear opposing opinions (generally that the world is more complex than anyone understands). On top of that I don't have the skills to communicate to them clearly anyway. Mostly I just keep it to myself.

  • @pcwexhaustmods
    @pcwexhaustmods ปีที่แล้ว +16

    You made a 46 minute destruction of a 5 minute video and I enjoyed every moment… subscription earned 👍

  • @nikrose5229
    @nikrose5229 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I find it funny that literally almost every commercial has fat, colored, lgbt-whatever, and female (or made up gender), or a combination of all these traits as the "leaders of the future".

    • @tailsprowerfan2729
      @tailsprowerfan2729 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As a Gen Y there’s no way there the Leader of the future we need real men and real women

  • @RianD-xp3kk
    @RianD-xp3kk ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Ah yes Apple a clearly green, nature loving company. The makers of the iphone. The company sued for planned obsolescence. Sure is a green company

    • @nerychristian
      @nerychristian ปีที่แล้ว

      True. A company that produces its products in China, is not a company that cares about cleaning up the environment.

  • @YangChuan2001
    @YangChuan2001 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    That quote of "taking all carbon out of the atmosphere" was so funny xDDDD
    Doing that would literally kill almost all plant live

    • @marbellaotaiza801
      @marbellaotaiza801 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      It's almost like they're aliens or crab people, and are trying to make *our* atmosphere more to their liking...

    • @YangChuan2001
      @YangChuan2001 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@marbellaotaiza801 reversed reptiloid theory 🤔

    • @chrisnotyou
      @chrisnotyou ปีที่แล้ว +8

      it would kill all life.

    • @misanthropicservitorofmars2116
      @misanthropicservitorofmars2116 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Not just the plants. It would turn earth into a barren lifeless rock. Maybe the oceans will survive? Those lifeforms that exist on the thermal vents at the bottom of the ocean might be fine.

  • @Soapy-chan
    @Soapy-chan ปีที่แล้ว +104

    quoting fight club while you're the company that sells unnecessary luxury products, oh the irony

  • @c.reatureu.niverse7781
    @c.reatureu.niverse7781 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    What really irks me is the fact that they could've made Grandma Nature an aged yet nurturing and purifying soul, and they squandered that!
    Also, the fact that an environmentalist Apple commercial is absent of any apples adds to my disappointment...

  • @cassiopeia21
    @cassiopeia21 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Your use of the words "the asset" relating to body positivity is...perfection.

  • @OpEditorial
    @OpEditorial ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Some subliminal messaging you might have missed: Post menopausal Mother Nature (goddess of an already doomed planet) is dressed in all black like carbon, which happens to match Tim Cook's shirt. Also the pretty east Asian girl is breathless not because she's excited to meet Mother Nature like Santa Claus, she doesn't have to assemble any of the devices like her less lucky extended family.

  • @kmaggs7804
    @kmaggs7804 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Is this supposed to be relatable. So apple views us as obese, running late, slobbish, unshaven, poorly dressed and dim. Thanks apple!😂

    • @Kris-q5p
      @Kris-q5p ปีที่แล้ว

      The mobile phone of choice for posh silver spoon 'activists', the workshy, welfare state parasite and the lawless 'mostly peaceful' looter. A product for ALL irrespective of race or social class 😂. How's that for a social justice pitch to the Sheeple???

    • @viscountrainbows2857
      @viscountrainbows2857 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      [Typically] Fat and disheveled nerds are the lifeblood of tech companies, after all. Some stereotypes hold a grain of truth. But they went whole hog, pun intended. They're really hammering it in that no athletic or slim people can have any say in tech. And of course, shove off, Paleface! You may have made it in the first place, but this is Modern Year™ so, you're not allowed to play Boss anymore, unless you're obviously the villain.

    • @nerychristian
      @nerychristian ปีที่แล้ว

      Liberal women are fat. Liberal men are effeminate.

  • @Soapy-chan
    @Soapy-chan ปีที่แล้ว +100

    body positivy, as long as you're not a 70year old grandma and a 40year old white man

    • @ASpooneyBard
      @ASpooneyBard ปีที่แล้ว

      40 year old white men are lame and outdated. 20 year old white men are toxic and evil. 10 year old white boys are toxic white men in training and need to be carefully observed and trained to make sure they're docile and insecure.
      Obese black women are perfect angelic beings who never have anger issues or entitlement.
      POSITIVITY!!

    • @BiggieTrismegistus
      @BiggieTrismegistus ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Yep. "Body positivity" just means "fat chicks".

    • @nerychristian
      @nerychristian ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BiggieTrismegistus Yep. Just goes to show how stupid women are. Imagine if they made a body positivity commercial with a fat guy. It would become a meme, and the men would disown that guy.

  • @trevorpearlharbor5171
    @trevorpearlharbor5171 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    That's Octavia Spencer. She's actually not a bad actress, believe it or not. She was great in Snowpiercer, and a pretty decent semi-antagonist in the movie "Luce." She's a good actress who's often wasted on woke films and projects like this one.

  • @oteris2924
    @oteris2924 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    I think the thing I'm most offended by is they turned Mother Nature into a Corporate Entity. She dresses and talks like someone who spends all their time in offices. She evens says she has been to multiple meetings that day.

  • @IronDragon-2143
    @IronDragon-2143 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    If there's any good coming out of Corporation Propaganda it's that it's fun to point and laugh at how bad it is.

    • @suzygirl1843
      @suzygirl1843 ปีที่แล้ว

      The world doesn't belong to white men anymore. Your population is dwindling. America is just preparing for the population that's gonna be dominant in the future. Look at how quickly South Africa removed everything white.

    • @C21H30O2
      @C21H30O2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Pointing and laughing at the person pushing your head under the water line 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @suzygirl1843
      @suzygirl1843 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@C21H30O2 Or maybe you're purposefully pulling up stuff you're not a fan of. This just exposes what you people are really afraid of. Your numbers are getting smaller and you don't want to lose relevance. Get Woke Go Broke is a myth. DCEU is not even woke yet its lost 7 box offices in a row. The West is falling

    • @metaljacket8128
      @metaljacket8128 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@C21H30O2?

    • @abdou.the.heretic
      @abdou.the.heretic ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It fun to point and laugh at the status quo, for some reason I think jokesters are half the problem.

  • @MrS-pe6sd
    @MrS-pe6sd ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Yeah, You just can’t put too many angry black ladies in commercials movies and TV shows. I absolutely can’t get enough of that gold.

    • @BiggieTrismegistus
      @BiggieTrismegistus ปีที่แล้ว

      Black women make about 6.5% of the US population. There's no more _overrepresented_ group in modern media.
      Who doesn't love pushy, sassy black women with bad attitudes?

    • @IncineraSean
      @IncineraSean ปีที่แล้ว

      You can, one perpetually indignant black bitch is too much.

  • @fvb7
    @fvb7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    When my cousins back home in Nam complain about Apple jobs like Americans complain about Amazon jobs...it's bad.
    These are people that say Nike sweatshops are pretty good cause they give managers shoes.

  • @MrTexaspreacher
    @MrTexaspreacher ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Just want to say I'm glad I came across your channel.
    After watching an old Cold War era PSA about propaganda, how to recognize it, and even that it should be studied, I stumble on your vids. Good stuff man.

    • @chrisnotyou
      @chrisnotyou ปีที่แล้ว

      In 2011 Obama Signed that years NDAA. In it was the smith-mundt modernazation act.
      Which replaced the Smith-Mundt act enacted shortly after WWII. The Smith-Mundt act banned and made ALL propaganda in the US illegal.
      Now, propaganda and even outright lies are perfectly legal in the US.
      One of the MANY reasons I know Trump is just another tool. With all his crying about fake news, he could have fixed it with a stroke of a pen.
      Now, NOTHING you see in the news or TV has to be truthful and it can be rife with psychological manipulation.

  • @garyclarkiii730
    @garyclarkiii730 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    What makes this segment even more ironic, is the fact that majority of their “FineWoven” cases shipped with defects, the charging holes didn’t line up with the ports so third party cables couldn’t fit. So now all of those cases made for “environmental consciousness” are going either to a dump or back to the factory to waste more resources remaking them 💀

  • @rovhalt6650
    @rovhalt6650 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I bought my latest android phone 5 years ago for 180 dollars. I still looks brand new and works perfectly.
    There is NO EXCUSE to buy an Apple product. Much less a new Apple product every second year.

    • @alexmuenster2102
      @alexmuenster2102 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      >>Much less a new Apple product every second year.

  • @MrS-pe6sd
    @MrS-pe6sd ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Unless it turns out that we are silicon based lifeforms we, and all of our agriculture is going to need that carbon.

    • @BiggieTrismegistus
      @BiggieTrismegistus ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *All* organic chemistry uses carbon.

    • @burtreynolds8030
      @burtreynolds8030 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@BiggieTrismegistusand like half of non-organic

    • @misanthropicservitorofmars2116
      @misanthropicservitorofmars2116 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I’m pretty sure only the lifeforms surviving on thermal vents at the bottom of the ocean would survive.

  • @krowodom5719
    @krowodom5719 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    In the case where instead of an apple not falling far from the tree, it's the apple contributing to the trees destruction and telling other apples they need to do better.

  • @KeytarArgonian
    @KeytarArgonian ปีที่แล้ว +7

    How many defunct lightning cables are clogging the guts of sea turtles right now? Now they have had to switch to the USB-C cable.

  • @cellytron
    @cellytron ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I thought she was wearing all black because, didn’t Steve Jobs always wear black turtlenecks? So you’ll look at this woman also, kinda wearing a black turtleneck and be like, “oh, Apple.”

  • @LuckyLuc_YT
    @LuckyLuc_YT ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Now i see why the floor was trembling under "Mother Nature" footsteps.

  • @cttommy73
    @cttommy73 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    As the wise George Carlin said, "Mother Nature is fine. It's the people that's screwed".

    • @Vasiliy9hells
      @Vasiliy9hells ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "Fucked". The word was "fucked". Trying to soften language quoting Carlin? Come on

    • @burtreynolds8030
      @burtreynolds8030 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Vasiliy9hellsblame TH-cam, F words get comments sent to the void

    • @GigaChadh976
      @GigaChadh976 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@burtreynolds8030no they fucking don’t lmao

    • @dimitriwarchief301
      @dimitriwarchief301 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Extinct animals: OH REALLY

    • @TabalugaDragon
      @TabalugaDragon 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@dimitriwarchief301 yep. That Carlin's quote never made sense to me, so much of animal and plant species have gone extinct, but the planet is fine, sure.

  • @damienruzco
    @damienruzco ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Could have actually turned that line about completely removing carbon into a pretty funny joke about being over enthusiastic trying to please her to an absurd degree

  • @chazzitz-wh4ly
    @chazzitz-wh4ly ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That clip of the trainer getting in the phase of his student, actually hits on a universal level. Now that’s a boss, “How can I help you if you can’t stay committed?” Apple’s Mother Mature basically asks, “What are YOU doing for ME?”
    This skit is nothing but an advertisement of their products to the champagne environmentalists.

    • @alexmuenster2102
      @alexmuenster2102 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      >>That clip of the trainer getting in the phase of his student,

  • @Optimusj1975
    @Optimusj1975 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My favorit part is that no one notices that without carbon at the atmosphere there is no photosynthesis, just after they argue about nothing telling fat lady about how photosynthesis work.

  • @jesus18peace
    @jesus18peace ปีที่แล้ว +428

    Reducing their iPhone boxes size by not including a charger anymore was their best environmental conscious move yet 👍🏻

    • @thibauthanson7670
      @thibauthanson7670 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      How about using the same charger/cable standards as everybody else? Did they do it?

    • @whitegoose2017
      @whitegoose2017 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@thibauthanson7670 Well, they didn't change their standards, but they were forced to do so by the European Union.

    • @fcold9402
      @fcold9402 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Yup, ao now all their customers can drive back to the store and buy a separately packaged product....that is not compatible with other similar products.

    • @KeytarArgonian
      @KeytarArgonian ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Let’s not mention how you need to buy 3 cables per phone because the cabling shreds itself with just daily use.

    • @rhiannejones3815
      @rhiannejones3815 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Not really because now you have to buy them separately which doubles the packaging requirements

  • @yohannbiimu
    @yohannbiimu ปีที่แล้ว +80

    I love these disgusting pieces of cringy propaganda, if for no other reason than to be able to sit down and see what actually talent-minded TH-camrs can do to them through wit and sarcasm. You, SIR, are brilliant.

  • @gracegirl1086
    @gracegirl1086 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    When the glasses started shaking and Grandma Nature appeared I automatically thought that they were shaking because of her footsteps lol.
    The editing is amazing btw. Great video.

    • @marbellaotaiza801
      @marbellaotaiza801 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Whoever did that had the wrong kind of nostalgia for Jurassic Park...

    • @normadgarmez7026
      @normadgarmez7026 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's not fu...😄😁😆😅😂🤣

    • @palasta
      @palasta 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yea.. wasn't the only one who had to think of Jurassic Park. An indicator for how detatched them people are.

  • @hgeths1978
    @hgeths1978 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "...perhaps she's mourning for Father Nature..." ... I'm literally in tears from laughter. I swear to God my eyes watered....

  • @soulbanana8839
    @soulbanana8839 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The biggest crime in making mother nature as that is the sheer lack of creativity. She could've been dressed in some sort of red-yellow-brown outfit to represent Autumn or some form of nature wilting away. It could also have been grey clouds grey to symbolize some sort of dreary tone like "you're about to get an earful of misery." Instead, she straight up just looks like a corporate boss. Mother Nature could have worked as an older lady, but it just comes off as extremely lazy. In fact, anyone here could have been Mother Nature and the feel of Mother Nature in this ad would not have changed.

  • @timoteoseagedetoffol8795
    @timoteoseagedetoffol8795 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    If the ad was about Skynet offering me Apple phone, it will be more believable.

  • @lorddaro7771
    @lorddaro7771 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    So, Apple is trying to tell us they want to do something for the environment? I wonder how much it would actually be worth, if they supported customers in repairing their own devices instead of pushing for constant purchases of replacements?

    • @louiswilliamterminator2887
      @louiswilliamterminator2887 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ooops, they must have forgotten about that

    • @louiswilliamterminator2887
      @louiswilliamterminator2887 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      At least they fed mother nature and their 'diverse pretend employees' enough each to feed several cities 🤣

    • @nerychristian
      @nerychristian ปีที่แล้ว

      They could bring production back to the USA, and reduce their carbon footprint by 25%. Those huge cargo ships use a lot of fuel.

    • @emilyadams3228
      @emilyadams3228 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@nerychristianDon't forget all the trucks and trains that drag that shit inland.

    • @nerychristian
      @nerychristian 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@emilyadams3228 Or they could stop producing phones and tell people to use pay phones

  • @Exnavyjay
    @Exnavyjay ปีที่แล้ว +31

    It was spot on what you said, if apple really give a shit, they’d pay their Vietnamese workers a decent wage.

  • @alecstahl2387
    @alecstahl2387 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    7:33...impressive diversity of the board. As someone who sits (and sat) in many board meetings, you guys would be surprised on what is really going on.
    Yes, most boards FORCE diversity. People are promoted for their looks, not their accomplishments, and as one (very accomplished) "diverse" person told me once: "I will never know if I am here because of my effort or because of my gender/race, and that makes me very sad". Worst still, simple, non key tasks are made look as really important, and these people are placed into those tasks so they can be "busy" while the real work is done by people who, unfortunately, are not of the right gender/color.
    A couple of years ago we got the mandate to increase diversity in our teams. One of the managers ask a few "volunteers" and, together with himself, declared themselves "genderfluid". They were straight as arrows, but that´s how they "solved" the "problem".

  • @masterharuka
    @masterharuka 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Well, "mother nature can't be heavyset because she is usually depicted as a young slim woman" isn't quite true when we look at more ancient, traditional religious depictions. There are many variations of this imagery, many of them implies that this goddess gave many births or needed to feed many children.
    IMHO, the crucial fault of this particular character is that this woman doesn't feel, well, MOTHERLY. Or like a deity. She doesn't have any "presence", she is neither powerful nor regal nor fierce. Her looks don't convey the message at all. Remember the volcano goddess from Moana - THAT mother Nature would just burn this team of effective managers alive in a fit of her righteous rage. There is no real plot in this short film, and so no sense of appeasement of a deity, no sense of real awe and love. No emotions whatsoever.

  • @MrS-pe6sd
    @MrS-pe6sd ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Did mother nature go there to talk to them about their slave factories in Asia?

    • @suzygirl1843
      @suzygirl1843 ปีที่แล้ว

      China at least is doing it to its own people.

    • @DespotofAntrim
      @DespotofAntrim  ปีที่แล้ว +13

      They should be paid less, they'll produce less carbon that way.

  • @realistic_delinquent
    @realistic_delinquent ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Why is mother nature dressed head to toe in black polyacrylic clothing? Doesn’t she know she couldn’t have a less environmentally friendly wardrobe if she made an effort?

  • @chaz9808
    @chaz9808 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    These giant companies are so out of touch it’s crazy

    • @9bitjim
      @9bitjim ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No. Their striking a vein they know they can mine.

    • @Peaches-i2i
      @Peaches-i2i 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nah, they really are that delusional. Corporate structures are like cults. @@9bitjim

    • @collinsnow2203
      @collinsnow2203 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      They know exactly what they’re doing, and exactly what they actually care about. The sad thing is more people eat this shit up than we want to admit. As long as someone in the world is dumb enough to believe that this campaign is genuine, large corporations like Apple, Disney, +everyone else on twitter and Facebook will continue to shove this propaganda out of their asses and into the throats of the rest of the country.

  • @OldMusicFan83
    @OldMusicFan83 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    When I was in the army, we had a word for Dependent wives of a certain build: Dependopotamus.

  • @misanthropicservitorofmars2116
    @misanthropicservitorofmars2116 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    No one in the room of supposedly educated people had a problem with “remove all carbon from the atmosphere”? A 3rd grader in a science class could dissect what’s wrong with that…
    We’re doomed

  • @dcbluenose1873
    @dcbluenose1873 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Mother Nature makes me want to go burn some tires.

  • @Anonymousduck161
    @Anonymousduck161 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    2:12 Do they not realize that carbon in the atmosphere makes the planet habitable?

    • @Kris-q5p
      @Kris-q5p ปีที่แล้ว

      It's yet another manufactured crisis disguised as virtuous, 'for the good of all' when in reality it is a political and financial power grab for the few. What better way to deceive citizens into lowering their living standards, sleepwalk into handing the government more power and kill off the 'serfs'???

  • @rotekampfflieger-dr.I
    @rotekampfflieger-dr.I ปีที่แล้ว +73

    It was very stunning an brave to portray mother nature as a huge Lizzo-Kaiju who threatens to devour humanity, really deep and fascinating. Speaks a lot about Apple.

    • @mister_M.
      @mister_M. 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Stunning and brave. And so empowered

    • @tt.tt.tec9
      @tt.tt.tec9 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      clogged arteries are so empowering

    • @mister_M.
      @mister_M. 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@tt.tt.tec9 so brave and empowered

  • @ianrotten4453
    @ianrotten4453 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My very first "red pill" moment was when I took a basic Marketing class back in 1994. I suggest every human on Earth take one. Great video!

  • @HistoricalConflict
    @HistoricalConflict 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    That girl literally WADDLES into the meeting room Jesus

  • @FeatherRanching
    @FeatherRanching ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Mother nature is the dragon goddess of chaos: Tiemat. She doesn't want an explanation of photosynthesis, because then she'd have to answer why she didn't do a damn thing when it wiped out 99% of all life.

    • @alexmuenster2102
      @alexmuenster2102 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      >>photosynthesis [...] when it wiped out 99% of all life

    • @nineteenfortyeight
      @nineteenfortyeight 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Tiamat is the ocean!

  • @MillywiggZ
    @MillywiggZ ปีที่แล้ว +27

    6:08
    Just like nature being used to create modernity, that rainbow has also been used for a more … “modern” purpose.

  • @reeeeeee7558
    @reeeeeee7558 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Oh my god every company is jumping on the bandwagon, I mean they're all controlled by the same people so nobody should be surprised. Anyways, video is here, let's goooooo

    • @lip34
      @lip34 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      All hail BlackRock

  • @BurningPerson
    @BurningPerson 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    My grandmother told me "I don't care what they tell you in school, Mother Nature was black."

  • @SnapDragon128
    @SnapDragon128 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    That plastic-looking rainbow in the background is a stage, and it's a real feature of Apple Park. What's funny is, it was built for a private Lady Gaga concert for Apple's employees. When you know that, the symbolism of having it in the background is a little less ... inspiring.

  • @AxenfonKlatismrek
    @AxenfonKlatismrek ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Mother Nature is a reflection of himself in games

    • @brockdavid
      @brockdavid ปีที่แล้ว +7

      “Reflection of myself…’

    • @ASpooneyBard
      @ASpooneyBard ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “Reflection of myself…’

    • @AxenfonKlatismrek
      @AxenfonKlatismrek ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Reflection of myself..."

  • @TheAyeAye1
    @TheAyeAye1 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I stand in awe of your ability to make long form content that I keep saying I'm going to watch in twenty-minute chunks but is so well done that it pulls me through to the end in one sitting.

    • @marbellaotaiza801
      @marbellaotaiza801 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Also, the rewatchability value is insane.

  • @edenbreckhouse
    @edenbreckhouse ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Apple have blocked comments on the ad on TH-cam. Gosh, I wonder why?

  • @asandax6
    @asandax6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Our aim is to permanently remove carbon in the atmosphere"
    Trees will die if you do that Genius.

  • @slashbash1347
    @slashbash1347 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The funny thing is that Octavia Spencer COULD pull off a mother nature look if she had, I dunno, a dress made of leaves or something. I've seen plenty of overweight Mother Natures, and I think that's okay as long as she looks, y'know, maternal.

  • @travisgeorge1553
    @travisgeorge1553 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    If you want the truth, look at what one does, as opposed to what they say.
    This is most true, when it comes to corporations, politicians, and feminists.
    Thank you, for breaking down this stupidity, piece by broken piece.

    • @emilyadams3228
      @emilyadams3228 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      One person is not "they".

    • @travisgeorge1553
      @travisgeorge1553 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@emilyadams3228 it's sweet, that you seem to think this vid proves that only one person in the world can be disingenuous. There are far many more examples, beyond the net as well, though.

  • @joemayo1589
    @joemayo1589 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I'm just surprised mother nature was actually a woman

    • @BWMagus
      @BWMagus ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Did you just assume it's gender?

    • @joemayo1589
      @joemayo1589 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      A womb having creature @@BWMagus

    • @dashman36
      @dashman36 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      * bonus hole owner

    • @chazzitz-wh4ly
      @chazzitz-wh4ly 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      More like a woperson.

  • @torq21
    @torq21 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I absolutely love the way you break down the technical aspects of the video making. So eye opening.

  • @BrutalCarnage
    @BrutalCarnage ปีที่แล้ว +3

    they would never have a stereotypical skinny/short balding white man as a symbol of something cool, subversion. Its so unfair! We're always portrayed as creeps and pdos!

  • @luvslogistics1725
    @luvslogistics1725 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Dude, your videos, are brilliant and soothing, therapeutic but long. Still they brilliantly address obvious things in front of us that we are not allowed to acknowledge