Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 488 w/ Bert Kreischer
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 10 ก.ย. 2024
- Woah Mommies, it's a very special week so pull those jeans up. This week we have the fattest working comedian currently alive today. When will he die? The Mommies discuss before Bart's arrival. Plus, did you know it's SHART WEEK!?
Bert Kresicher arrives with all the hate in his big, over-sized heart. There is a debate about who the true Tour Bus Champ really is, plus we see never before seen clips from Brad's NETFLIX special. Do you know what a Mississippi Wet Wipe is? What's the worst smelling part of Brent's body? All these questions are answered, plus some new Sober October plans for the coming festivities.
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Bert was amazing in Toronto last month! He literally crushed it...dozens killed....
He's so fat that your small child will start orbiting him if you're not careful.
LMAO this comment is amazing man
Of donuts?
That hat!
@@SiavregNhoj I can't believe it haha.
HardRockBert - 300 pounds but carries it like he’s 410
MoveToDestroyDrummer 😂
MoveToDestroyDrummer 😭😭😭
He STRONGLY prefers Caucasian women/people in general only
Sober October 2019 Milking the Men!
MoveToDestroyDrummer best comment ever
Here three years later and Bert is still alive!
His DNA should be studied in all universities 😂😂😂
You haven't heard? He died yesterday. Was on a mechanical bull and had a heart attack flew off the bull and cracked his skull.
@@lloydalexander3738 nah he recovered fine, they thought he was dead until they put him onto an ECG machine and the heart rate monitor spelled out Tito's and soda. They put one to his clammy cold lips and the Mickey Mantle genes kicked in and sealed up the wound as he pounded it.
Unbelievable
Same rewatching it :)
The guy laughing in the background always validates things I find funny.
I Love The guys in the back!🙂❤💯 Their laughter really makes the show feel alive& the laughter always gets me laughing!😁🙌❤
I love it it's like a laugh track
That "guy" is our favorite kinda Jew Nadav 'Blueban' Itzkowitz.
Yeah Nadav is pretty awesome
Who is that laughing in the back
Genuinely love how happy Tom seems when Bert is around.
@H & M UH hundred percent
"Hollywood /Algorithm Tactics " aside, I'm convinced the are literally best friends. Not only best friends, but their whole buiness/family dynamics work so well that it wouldn't surprise me if both of their family's almost co-pend/enjoy teaming while they're on tour.
And tbh the Theogate shit goes EVEN that deep. These folks are leagues smarter than the public give them credit for.
I love that during Tom's shart story she was just sitting there twirling her hair like a woman truly in love.
TheSeventhZombie legit laughed out loud 😂
Came here to see if anyone else noticed this 🤣
One of my favorite things in life is when Tom imitates Bert's voice.
I love you mommy***
Hahaha same, he always nails it
Indeed
@@rathernotsay2878 ls
it sounds exactly the same when doing a down-syndrome impression 🤣
The only tour bus that Bert doesn't support is the underground railroad
Benito Mussolini oh shit! lmfao. fucking dying over here
Buses dont use railroad tracks... bit of a stretch.
Kinda like the marks on Bert's skin.
"I was drunk at an airport." Burt's autobiography
Fuck! I guess I gotta come up with a new name for mine!
His Autobiography was literally “I was drunk and I did this, then I said this, then I was like oh no, but then they loved me and we all partied.”
@@BirdOfHermes83by
Very kind of Bernt to change out of his XXXL Klan robes to do this podcast. Very classy Brett Creisher!
I'm starting to think he's a Nazi Jew.. Burnt cashler
I thought his name was Brent? 🤔
*bruce kersher
What's really sad is that if he did wear Nazi Robes he would smell vastly better. So gross
James Thompson g
I heard Bent Coastguard only takes food out of his mouth to say the N-word
😂
Bent Coastguard, could be the best one:
best one yet
Lmao
What word? Nachos?
My phone just got 380 pounds heavier
I laughed too hard at this
Good Shit here 😂
Gunnar B It’s 380 when the camera is zoomed in tight on his fat head. With all them racist thoughts.
Leave him along!! Leave Bertney alone!!!!
aww man come on lolol
Bert "I've been spitting on my toilet paper for years" Kreischer
Didn't know it was called an Alabama wet nap
love that burt thinks food is making him fat not the 40 beers a day
With his big ass alcoholic belly, he just drinks til he passes out on the tour bus and then he calls it the most healthy lifestyle he’s ever lived. Hahaha.
@@Cavs191 hahahahhaha so glad people don't all hate him so they can fill us in hahahhaha
The fat jokes will be even funnier when he eats and drinks himself into an early grave. You know it'll happen, his wife and kids know it'll happen, even he knows it will happen. It takes deep-seated self-loathing to live the kind of lifestyle he lives.
@@sat8959 well goddamn
@@sat8959 Nah theres a lot of fat guys who drink beers and make it to old age.
Tom: “he’s my friend I don’t want him to die”
*3 years?*
Why did my phone start smelling like burger grease when I started listening to this?
I sniffed my phone when I read this.
Careful if he spills his titos it might ruin your phone
I hear AOC is raging against The Machine.
It’s the obese KKK guy.. he has that effect.
For some reason, my dorm internet doesn't seem to have the bandwidth to play this podcast past the 16:44 mark. It's almost as if the file is too heavy and racist to be played. Shame.
Feels bad
🤣
Ya, good one bud
By dorm don't you mean grandma basement. Racist? Really grow a sense of humor
@@mitchellnewman9670 awe
The soundbooth laughter is genuine and always makes me laugh
I find Bart funny less for his jokes, and more for just who he is as a person. I can’t help but laugh when he’s on.
Bert literally drank the kool-aid
Agreed his personality is a show of its own.
Bert talking about treats is proof that he's actually a golden retriever.
I'm not going to lie Jeans, whenever I see Bert Kreischer on a podcast I always feel second hand hungover.
Saw a recent picture of him with his post alcohol binge bloat. Thought I relapsed.
We need to address the elephant in the room. I mean, Burnt Chrysler.
Lmfao!
Burb Kreeshirt
Hopefully the floors in the new studio are reinforced.. I can’t imagine the damage Fat Fat Bert could do
Good stuff.
Don't you forget, he's racist too.
Rest in peace odb
Literally one of the first things they said was that they reinforced the floor
Aaron Harris I commented right as it was posted, so so sorry to disappoint you:(
"Dude I've been spitting on toilet paper for yearsss"
Alabama wet wipe
“I have no idea how to lose weight.” - Burnt Krystals
Fert is bat.
Fert is definitely bat...
My thoughts exactly.
The Fertman
Racist is Bart
Ferrrrrrt...?
it's definitely "Hoe a man out" and I will die on this hill
I agree thats exactly what it sounds like. Its not like its unreasonable to think he would say that too lol
Have fun rotting on Wrong Hill. It's home here now. Hoe me on out doesn't sound correct even in the slightest
It's "h** me on out".
@@jeffboyd8139 of course it doesn't. That's because it's "Hoe a man out"
@@GUITARTIME2024 dude if you use asterisks youre a panzy. Grow up fruit
Jesus look at all the booze laid out in front of Bert KKKreischer at 17:09. I am guessing that will get him through about 10 minutes of the show before Blueban or Josh have to come in to replenish the stock.
He probably goes into withdrawals driving home in LA traffic.
Bert: "I'm cleaner than 95% of the population..."
Also Bert: "... touching my balls and, rubing it on my face"
LMAO
Don’t forget bare boot constantly touching if his feet
the compassion and friendship they feel and deliver for each other is just amazing .....thanx guys!!
Joe Rogan Experience #1255 - Alex Jones Returns!
But I'm staying here.
I was like am I gonna go with the world's most racist comedian or the world's fattest conspiracy Theriot and I was like I'm go with racist Bret krysler lol
Alex gained a lot of weight
He sure did
It's ok. You can watch it later...
I sure will, I like how Joe kind calms him down and centers him and it's fun to see him smoke weed and talk about intergalactic pediphiles because that's what happened last time he was on
Bret is looking huge. Must be pushing 1,000lbs by now!
"im cleaner than 98 percent of people". Followed by a million stories about how gross he is.
John Boucher He’s admitted to jumping in his chlorinated pool as an alternative to bathing
@@polybiusnymb6446 .. and his teeth have rotted away to nothing. I would be impressed if he brushes more than once a week
"im cleaner than 98 percent of people" - Doesn't use underwear. Like wtf how did he manage to get a wife
He recently said he’s only taken 2 inside showers so far this year
Roger Wilco you slightly predicted the recent two bears one cave where Beet says he doesnt brush his teeth till mid day and only brushes them once a day 🤣🤣
I thought I was comf in my bed settling in for YMH. Then Bert showed up and I was Mein Comf.
All these years later and Bert gets gifted Hitler's teacup from Tom…
That was so funny! They are outrageous! 😂😂😂😂
Bert: I don't know how to lose weight!
Also Bert: Drinks 3 beers in the first 30 minutes
Can we all just agree that Burt is basically Homer Simpson
YMH going up strong against the JRE this week, listening to both at the same time it's like Pink Floyd's Dark Side Of The Moon and The Wizard of Oz but with inter-dimensional alien sharts
Cocaine is a helluva drug
I wish I could do that but the Rogan podcast airs at a different time than YMH where I live.
😅😅😅😅😅
Haha yeah not reallly
I mean except for the 3.5 million person difference in followers
when you said Bert got a grill in Atlanta, I was trying to picture him with a gold n' ice BERT across his teeth......lol
jk rowling is making me wanna take 10-12 benadryl
The spiders are all gay
Bart is slowing down my phones frame rate
He fit in your phones frame?
Well the battery is swollen now
I think he slows my metabolism and brain
This deserves more likes. +1
"I went out of veganism and right into a brisket" - Bert Kreischer
The toilet paper convo: Has neither one of them heard of flushable wipes?
Men dont use pussy wipes
Just want to say tom you had a tremendous show at Chicago theater and I love this podcast and you married a helluva woman
I love how diverse the humor and energy is in this video, Bert has that undeniable goofball energy, Christina P is quite possibly one of the 2 most real and honest female comedians, and Tom is probably the best comedian in the business at not laughing at his own stuff during a set. Love all you guys, stay healthy and never stop!
Get Bobby Lee back on.
Kvast i really like that
Kvast fuck Bobby Lee, we need the Rat King first. Gang gang.
@@jakeybball i dont know if you've been following but it doesn't seem like they're fond of each other
Haris Gul Tom and Theo?
Bobby Lee gets aroused by the name Steve Simeone!
I love that the episode number is the same as Bart's weight
Todd and Courtney are so accommodating to Bart's alcoholism and provide him an entire bar for his 1 hour appearance, high and tight
Can you three just please do a weekly podcast together. The chemistry is so amazing and raw. I love it
They do one called two bears one cave where it’s basically this but with too many sponsors and the dead weight next to Tom cut off ;)
Christina: Continually shits on Berts grossness
Also Christina: *Burps loudly into the mic throughout the entire show.*
THIS
Plus farts into a mic
That Alexa vid floored me, I love this community.
Bert aka Mr. Big Words
Fucking Camp
@@rogerwilco1777 You named yourself after a liquor store in Jersey?!...That's actually kinda cool !
Perfect timing! I was just feeling super inclusive so I'm glad to see they've brought back the world's most racist comedian!
I'm still pushing for a new Van Wilder movie where Bert is Ryan Reynolds estranged older brother.
Garth Brooks ; Chris Gaines
Andy Kaufman ; Tony Clifton
Tom Segura ; Robert Paul Champagne
I think one of the best features is you can hear the dudes in the back laughing haha
Bert "then i ran into the bathroom and rifled it out" Kreischer
😂😂 best comment yet
Knew I needed some racism in my life today
59:27 and 1:04:05 if you turn it up full volume you can hear Tom mumble about Theogate
Oh my god hahahahahaha
Tom, Bert, Ari, Joe, Bryan, & Brenden should do a tour together. That shit would make bank.
The racism and Tito’s are extra tight today cool guys!
Brian Fortner unfortunately this episode holds back on some of the racism but you MIGHT find a reference here or there
👖
Brian Fortner sounding real low and loose right now my man
Awe he deleted his comments. Super low and loose
Wow Brent Christnerd. Bless his oversized, clogged up heart!
“I didn’t shit my pants, I shit my butt-cheeks” -Bert
6:11 made me literally fall off my couch laughing for no real reason at all
Never ever take the laugh tracks out.
Don't Think we haven't noticed your water-battle going on unmentioned
Christine puts it on for the camera. Tim pounds H20 on the low.
Just a couple average Joes talking tour buses and Gucci accessories.
Why am I not seeing any comments talking about how the potential best part of the show, Bert meeting Terry, was cut out for fear of flagging when this never seemed to be an issue in the past??
very low and loose
Definitely not something a cool guy would do
I think they are worrying about money due to them actually talking to guests on their opinions and need a sponsor
59:29 best drop in the history of this show.
Such a big fan of all 3 of y’all. If I’m having a bad day I watch an episode of this . Just discovered y’all this past year. Christina always makes me smile. Love Tom & Bert. I’m hooked. It’s my great escape from life at times just laughing & watching y’all.
The unnamed sharter has to be Blueban, I feel like Potter would own it.
What happened to the segment “Tom or Black”?
don't get Bert started on the blacks
@@SocialGore that caught me off guard made me actually laugh
It definitely deserves to be resurrected!!
i BEEN askin this. best segment ever possibly
Left jre alex jones for this!
Me too
Me too
I didnt
Same
That was a mistake
Dude just to watch Christine just cover her face is priceless.... Like I can't believe I'm hearing this...lol
16:52 I can’t get over this intro. It’s too damn 😆
Why couldn't we watch Bert meeting Terry exactly?
We need answers. The fact that I didn't get to see my favorite fat, racist comedian meet a cool guy like Terry bums me out more than black people trigger hate in Bert's heart.
Seriously. We need an explanation.
After the Mickey D's pussy pullout, I'd be playing terry clips every podcast.
Shit like that leads to demonetization.
Who is Terry?
MINUTE 7:11 THAT BURP!!!! “Oh god” Christina P!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
I'm in France, and I can tell you people here are very happy you got Gérard Depardieu on the pomcast.
59:27 that was the funniest thing that has ever happened on this podcast
I can't believe they didn't censor that lol
😳
I love Tom's dead eyes while the intro plays.
You guys had a video of Terry before you even knew he was Terry (randomly watched episode 439).
they mentioned this last week
Bert. I basically drink and tell the machine story and i'm a comedian now and that's my life.
You forgot to take your shirt off so people remember you.
@@CRFLAus u right.
The guy isn't that funny at all. Same with Tina tbh but I'm here for Tom
Tom n Bert need they own podcast together always epic
Good news
17:50 bro i cant breath 😭😂☠️ here after “2 bears 1 cave” and i needed more content 😂💯 this shits so funny bruh
Tybetts so fucking funny😂 “The Body shots world, No blacks allowed 😂😂
I love how the way that the Camera focuses on Mommy Jeans every time she drinks from her water bottle *1:39:20*
My favourite fat racist comedian.
@@Rainersherwood hes a brutal racist. Someone said so sometimes
That Oxnard show Bert was talking about was the second show at Levity Live, Oxnard. I was there. It was the second show and it happened exactly as he told it. The dude waited until the perfect, quiet moment to yell it out. It sucked all the air out of the room for a minute. I have to give props to Bart, though. He recovered from that shit pretty quick.
7:10 might be my favorite moment in podcast history
Thank you mommys for only having 3 ads over 2 hours, you are great!
big boo I have 5
4 years ago? I remember when they discovered RPC and i cant believe its been that long!
With the help of the Expanding Racist, Brent Crispies, you guys should be able to get a Papa Johns sponsorship. Maybe even a Gucci/Burberry deal. Get the mommies looking extra high and tight.
When my friend says:text me when you get home me: home here now
Do you add piss on me beat me?
7:11 free slurpee's folks
Yeah dude
Whenever Big Bert is on the Pom cast, it legitimately feels like they’re family. ❤️ #bertisfat #tomistourbuschamp
I like how he discreetly drinks the arrowhead water while being sponsored by liquid death
59:26 when someone cuts you in line
I'm actually quite worried about Bert. He needs a serious wake up call. Get him on Dr. Drew After Dark. Exploit his pain even more
this just happened and it was awesome lol
Three years later and everyone is feeling the same way lol.
Bert's eating for 2, try it out.
I love the guys in the background laughing 🤣😂
Ok first time watching this on youtube, someone please explain the joke where they always zoom in on whoever starts to drink lmao
They talk shit about who drinks the most water. They say Tom is the Water Champ. 😂