20:43 Wait, mustache girl and Asriel are alike in many ways... - Final Boss - Possibly seizure-inducing flashing lights - Not trying to be a villain - Plan to manipulate the timeline - They don't like to be alone - They represent ultamite power in the world - You team up with all your allies to stop them
Asriel isn't a jerk maybe flowey not asriel Context for people who don't know flowey and asriel are the same person flowey just doesn't have a soul (literally)
@@treely6647 exatly. do i wish it was canon? absolutely, is it canon? no, the conductor is straight. do the fandom accept the fact that he's straight? no.
23:37 it'd be funny if the seals were actually this existential, but also the voice of the clip you're using us uncannily sounding like whoever voiced these seals
@@norafudgecake4863 I mean Empress does have a bazooka(or rocket launcher) so maybe guns themselves just exist in this world? (At least I think it's a bazooka/rocket launcher-)
I like how you replaced every Conductor line with Demoman EXCEPT for "A MYERRRRRDERRRR?" Also you seem to genuinely care about the game and its story even as you're ragging on it, which is a rare treat in this cynical TH-cam world
I think they do it in jest. I mean maybe the story simple but it’s meant that way They just have hat kid act like that for the joke of how person would realistically act…. Kinda
@@dimitriwarchief301 I didn't mean it as an insult! I'm saying that you can tell they're doing it in good fun rather than a lot of youtubers who make fun of things just because Saying Things Are Stupid Is Cool
I 100% agree about dj grooves winning. He has a better reason to want to cheat, and he just sounds more insane and unhinged than the conductor during the fight. Also both the conductor and dj grooves share the same hitbox, being one that matches DJ Grooves the best. Edit: Will say, I am a conductor fan, and I love him, I just like DJ Grooves being the real villain more. Also in seal the deal, conductor says "what with DJ Grooves going crazy and all" which, really paints the canon ending
Actually, Conductor’s voice lines in seal the deal differ depending on what director won, if Conductor wins, he will talk about the knife accident. So both tropes are still canon
*Breaking* *News* : local child decides to work for the cat mafia then the child just steals stuff and runs Nyakuza Metro in a nutshell also where the heck do i get a rumbi
24:25 y'know, with the Snatcher vs Queen dlc right around the corner, and that pause from Snatcher like Hat Kid is on the money, this is scarily prophetic.
Fun fact: The reason why Chapters 2 and 3 are done out of order is because they were originally gonna be switched around (Subcon Forest was originally Chapter 2 and Battle of the Birds was originally Chapter 3).
mafia (Hello child. I have arrived to this flying vessel to acquire funds from your bank account in order to pay out towns toll in order to allow you to pass through. Now give me your money.)
12:21 Narrator: They’re totally gay… *Later* 20:07 Conductor: Let’s Kill each other, Grooves! DJ Grooves: Ok cool, I love you too Conductor: What? DJ Grooves: What? *They both Kill each other* Me: *Wheezing*
So, kid comes from above to "alien" society, where every somehow important characters tries to kill her, then the first character she meets overtake the world, and abuses time manipulation. Not to mention that everyone she met on her way turns up for final battle, which btw. has a lot of rainbow? Toby, Gears for Breakfast, can you tell me which one borrowed who's homework?
Hate to ruin the parade, but the game was developed first in 2012 so even Toby Fox hasn’t even made a game yet and it took a lot budget over the span of 5 years to even release... so it’s more like Toby Fox used AHIT’s Final Battle as inspiration for his lazy final battle showered in morals that were somehow related to the beginning of his game...
@@cat_4449 Technically she didn’t have any taxes it’s just that some idiot wanted money and the mafia thought: i’m going to steal money from a child even though she doesn’t have any money.
25:22 sorry for previous comments(it's not like many people comment on here oddly) but that zoom in got me cracking up 🤣🤣🤣 don't know the song that's playing but it certainly match the mafia's energy
The ship shape on day one part is actually from the death wish “Crusin’ for a Brusin’” because you can see he/she completed 60 tasks and there’s no [Number]/18
This is so liberating seeing you encapsulate the best and the worst parts of this game, as well as making it much longer and more enjoyable than a typical 10 minute nutshell video.
Remember DJ Grooves said he couldn't prove that the Conductor was cheating so for all we know that's just his excuse for why he always lost and Grooves was just bad at making movies.
3:18 DUDE I MADE A FINGER GUN AND WENT "PEW" AS A JOKE AND AS SOON AS I WENT "PEW" THE SCREEN TURNED RED AND I HEARD AN ELECTRIC GUITAR HOW DID YOU KNOW WHEN I WAS GONNA SHOOT HIM
11:27 see this is what I’ve always been saying. DJ grooves as the villain always made more sense. A twist villain with a believable reason for their actions.
11:35 I personally see it differently who it is With condoctor you might feel jaded as he treated you like crap after you did so much While dk grooves felt like a father firgure One feels like your getting payback The other feels like revenge That’s just me kinda. I love ‘em both
I love this video. The humor, the references, every time you collect a piece a victory theme from different games sound and how true it's haha. Btw I didn't know that the Nintendo Switch version looks great.
Everyone tries to kill Hat Kid:
Hat Kid: W H Y
Except the cat. The cat is good.
I was bored
@@mustachedhatlesspeckneck3490 why
@@L3AFB0X i just said why! i was bored!
@@L3AFB0X eh
“Ok cool, I love you too”
“WHAT?”
*”what”*
20:04
The auto voice thing for hat kid actually fit
Why
@@Alien-Shenigains the squeally sound just sound real similar to how she actually sounds lol
Wait so that mean hat kid is British
@@the16bitpizza I just wanted to sound like mustache girl
who?
Every time hat kid says “why” The video gets 1 million times better
I know the video just keeps getting better and better
20:43 Wait, mustache girl and Asriel are alike in many ways...
- Final Boss
- Possibly seizure-inducing flashing lights
- Not trying to be a villain
- Plan to manipulate the timeline
- They don't like to be alone
- They represent ultamite power in the world
- You team up with all your allies to stop them
And save the world plays
And you encounter them at the beginning of the game
Counidice? I THINK NOT!
So your telling me, MUSTACHE GIRL HAS BEEN ASRIEL THIS WHOLE TIME?
Asriel isn't a jerk maybe flowey not asriel
Context for people who don't know flowey and asriel are the same person flowey just doesn't have a soul (literally)
“Finally, Mom and mom, here I come what the fuck” got me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The fact that the empress just said "This is hair" caught me offguard for some reason lol
Yeet
I also got off guard because it just sounded really dumb
Dear god... There're more... no
“A goat climbed a mountain and then ascended”
*”Yeah that’s about it”*
15:19 pretty much the backstory of subcon forest
yeah that's kinda the point of it
12:05 "They're totally gay" really got me
"Ok cool...I love you too"
"What?"
"What?"
At the end was also gold
@@justagoofyahhusername it absolutely was
but he's not lying
@@daviferret8792 that’s the beauty of it
@@treely6647 exatly. do i wish it was canon? absolutely, is it canon? no, the conductor is straight. do the fandom accept the fact that he's straight? no.
23:37 it'd be funny if the seals were actually this existential, but also the voice of the clip you're using us uncannily sounding like whoever voiced these seals
Kagome kagome
Watch da movie “As the gods will” if you are 18
"also wait I thought police didn't exist in this world"
"they don't"
"what"
* vanishes *
2:58 the mafia are canonically SO BAD at cooking that anyone who eats it would most likely perish.
How ironic that their name is the mafia of COOKS
Anyone else notice Queen Vanessa has a gun in the thumbnail
Omg I didn’t see that lol 😂 👌
I didnt see that lmao
what the fuck?
I didn’t notice till you pointed it out also If police don’t exist in the world then how would she get her hands on a gun
@@norafudgecake4863 I mean Empress does have a bazooka(or rocket launcher) so maybe guns themselves just exist in this world?
(At least I think it's a bazooka/rocket launcher-)
I like how you replaced every Conductor line with Demoman EXCEPT for "A MYERRRRRDERRRR?"
Also you seem to genuinely care about the game and its story even as you're ragging on it, which is a rare treat in this cynical TH-cam world
I think they do it in jest. I mean maybe the story simple but it’s meant that way
They just have hat kid act like that for the joke of how person would realistically act…. Kinda
@@dimitriwarchief301 I didn't mean it as an insult! I'm saying that you can tell they're doing it in good fun rather than a lot of youtubers who make fun of things just because Saying Things Are Stupid Is Cool
That's literally amazing 💀💀
*note he says let’s roll during near end :/*
demoman is perfect for conductor
I 100% agree about dj grooves winning. He has a better reason to want to cheat, and he just sounds more insane and unhinged than the conductor during the fight. Also both the conductor and dj grooves share the same hitbox, being one that matches DJ Grooves the best.
Edit: Will say, I am a conductor fan, and I love him, I just like DJ Grooves being the real villain more.
Also in seal the deal, conductor says "what with DJ Grooves going crazy and all" which, really paints the canon ending
Actually, Conductor’s voice lines in seal the deal differ depending on what director won, if Conductor wins, he will talk about the knife accident. So both tropes are still canon
I've always hated D.J. grooves ever since the parade so I thought it made sense for him to be evil
Eh, honestly it doesn’t really feel like a Grooves kinda thing to do
@@HKG4 I mean, it honestly does. Huge disco star going crazy because he is consistently beaten by an old-timey conductor?
*Breaking* *News* : local child decides to work for the cat mafia
then the child just steals stuff and runs
Nyakuza Metro in a nutshell
also where the heck do i get a rumbi
How to build a rumbi
1. eat pizza
2. Take a nap
3. Stick all the pieces together
@@norafudgecake4863 instructions unclear, summoned a ghost
Breaking News: Child takes over cat mafia after their leader is arrested by the police cats
Everyone: talks normally.
Mafia and seals and penguins: only says mafia, hewo and squak.
Makes perfect sense.
Gowd is dwead
And conductor speaks tf2
"mafia"
*"WHAT!?"*
"mafia"
"mafia"
*fucking explodes*
“mafia”
‘lol nope’
“mAfia”
24:25 y'know, with the Snatcher vs Queen dlc right around the corner, and that pause from Snatcher like Hat Kid is on the money, this is scarily prophetic.
wait the WHAT???
It's not on console that might be why you don't know@@THE_funnyalt
17:00
No one:
Hat Kid: "What. The. Fuck?? What part of 'I just wanna go home' did she not understand?!!"
LMFAOOOO this really deserves more attention-
I just wanted to go home
Also DJ Grooves has a Eye problem because hat kid is the most photogenic person I’ve ever seen
@@norafudgecake4863 can confirm, I take beautiful pictures every time
@@Alien-Shenigains I think those sunglasses are damaging his eyesight
@@Alien-Shenigains also 3:43 when hat kid said: “ listen I-“ and mustache girl interrupted the sentence. what was hat kid going to say after that?
I'm sorry but the "lemme smash" voice for the crows is too perfect
6:31
yes
Fun fact: The reason why Chapters 2 and 3 are done out of order is because they were originally gonna be switched around (Subcon Forest was originally Chapter 2 and Battle of the Birds was originally Chapter 3).
on the funnier side of this you have to give away your soul to become a star
@@minceraft.HAAAAAAAAA
Let thé magic banes boarel@@LelandTP
As someone who has beat the entirety of a hat in time( except some death wishes and time rifts) this is accurate
12:21 100% fruity, the whole pecking fruit salad
scratch that, T H E W H O L E T R E E
Nah nah it's the W H O L E O R C H A R D
@@Aspect_idk nah that’s the whole forest
@@Dragonmongamerits the whole jungle
Having all three videos wrapped up in one is cool. Nice job 👍
------>hollow knight detected
"Now have a thing."
- Some Hat in Time characters probably.
Criminally underrated
This is funny as hell and gave me so much information about the game without watching hours of gameplay
*0:22* She had a flow going on there
“What the fuck” “who the fuck”
Hat kid going back home: "... How the fuck?"
mafia
(Hello child. I have arrived to this flying vessel to acquire funds from your bank account in order to pay out towns toll in order to allow you to pass through. Now give me your money.)
Hat in Time but rated R could be another title for this.
I always pick DJ Grooves to win as revenge for the big parade
Why is the drunk Conductor voice actually fitting lol
movie
Alright 😓
12:21
Narrator: They’re totally gay…
*Later*
20:07
Conductor: Let’s Kill each other, Grooves!
DJ Grooves: Ok cool, I love you too
Conductor: What?
DJ Grooves: What?
*They both Kill each other*
Me: *Wheezing*
So, kid comes from above to "alien" society, where every somehow important characters tries to kill her, then the first character she meets overtake the world, and abuses time manipulation.
Not to mention that everyone she met on her way turns up for final battle, which btw. has a lot of rainbow?
Toby, Gears for Breakfast, can you tell me which one borrowed who's homework?
Oh crap-
Hate to ruin the parade, but the game was developed first in 2012 so even Toby Fox hasn’t even made a game yet and it took a lot budget over the span of 5 years to even release... so it’s more like Toby Fox used AHIT’s Final Battle as inspiration for his lazy final battle showered in morals that were somehow related to the beginning of his game...
@@Fallograme sounds like u hate undertale
@@froggygalaxy I don’t. I love it but i was just saying that I feel that AHIT is more dynamic than undertale... 🤦♀️
@@Fallograme ohh okay
I love how you basically pointed out the fact that snatcher just YEETED cooking cat at 21:43
20:54 Man I love this. This is quality.
“also your soul may or may not be inside it” best line evar
"Hi I am a normal bird, now give me your social security number."-C.A.W member.
I’VE GOT PINK HAIR
The conductor 2021
Translation:
m o v i e
LMFAO
10:00
Oh nice i’m glad i’m not the only one that feels like DJ Grooves feel way more fitting as the boss of this chapter than Conductor.
Hat kid's "Why" has become a meme in the official Hat in time discord
Can I get the link for that server
Everyone: breathes
Hat kid: W H Y
Mafia: Mafia!
Conductor: * angry scottish nonsense *
Hat Kid: what the fuck?
2:43 The way you timed Mustache Girl’s happy idle animation with het line “and murder some people” lmao
21:41 hat kid has two moms? 😳
0:39 "Now i have to go collect the collectibles" y e s
*IM SERIOUSLY WHEEZING RN*
*12:21** AND **20:10** ARE JUST SO GOOD AND THE WHOLE VIDEO TOO TO BE HONEST*
THE 12:21 GOT ME TOO IM STILL WHEEZING RIGHT NOW LOL
"They're totally gay"
@@TizmAuditor *they’re totally gay*
Grooves: ok cool, I love you too
Conductor: what
Grooves: what
I let grooves win because I wanted conductor to save me because he's my favorite character
Understandable
Have a nice day
12:46 I mean, this is a Kid friendly 3D platformer.
Yeah, thats what I tought too...
17:57 was expecting you to show her running away after everything but oh well xD
0:41
*Grabs out mind eraser*
She knows too much....
M A F I A
21:40 YOOOOOOO MOM AND MOM
@GhostyGummy she Is a lesbian i think
@GhostyGummy hat kid
@GhostyGummy i certainly wasn't just thinking about that! even so she'd figure it out later anyway
@GhostyGummy well she could be 16 I mean I ship her with rat god
The conductor yelling "I'VE GOT PINK HAIR!!!" got me laughing out loud.
Where that?
Fun fact!
When Hat Kid got booted from her bed on my first run, I genuinely flinched.
I knew it was gonna happen, just why did it catch me off guard?
The same happened to me
29:59 my favorite part :D
the actually funny parts of the video:
I feel bad that hat kid has to deal with this.
all because she didn’t pay her taxes 🙁
@@cat_4449 Technically she didn’t have any taxes it’s just that some idiot wanted money and the mafia thought: i’m going to steal money from a child even though she doesn’t have any money.
Why did that voice sound so cute in hat kid? Seriously every time she says "why" it sounds so adorable.
12:50 I will be fine
* spooky scary *
What the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck ;)
19:11
Mafia.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LETS ROLL EHEHEHE
This a hat in time nutshell was the best nutshell
25:22 sorry for previous comments(it's not like many people comment on here oddly) but that zoom in got me cracking up 🤣🤣🤣 don't know the song that's playing but it certainly match the mafia's energy
6:31 "Hello we are normal birds"
*now give me your social security number*
The ship shape on day one part is actually from the death wish “Crusin’ for a Brusin’” because you can see he/she completed 60 tasks and there’s no [Number]/18
Me: This just looks exactly like A Hat in Ti-
Hat Kid: "What the fuck? Who the fuck?"
Me: *ok*
uh. guess i'll rewatch it all.
0:20 "wut the fuck, who the fuck" the sped up ness gets me 🤣🤣🤣 don't know what this is but I'm in
Hat kid: wait I forgot the dlsc
also hat kid: *RAGE VOICE*
This is so liberating seeing you encapsulate the best and the worst parts of this game, as well as making it much longer and more enjoyable than a typical 10 minute nutshell video.
Remember DJ Grooves said he couldn't prove that the Conductor was cheating so for all we know that's just his excuse for why he always lost and Grooves was just bad at making movies.
3:18 DUDE I MADE A FINGER GUN AND WENT "PEW" AS A JOKE AND AS SOON AS I WENT "PEW" THE SCREEN TURNED RED AND I HEARD AN ELECTRIC GUITAR HOW DID YOU KNOW WHEN I WAS GONNA SHOOT HIM
Bro really taunt killed him 💀
Hat kid: speaks normal
Mafia Cook: m a f i a
11:27 see this is what I’ve always been saying. DJ grooves as the villain always made more sense. A twist villain with a believable reason for their actions.
“Brings hourglasses back to base”
I had to beat an old mad with an umbrella to get this
1:40 the one time I actually agree with the mafia
Hat Kid:
*_w h a t t h e f u c_*
11:35
I personally see it differently who it is
With condoctor you might feel jaded as he treated you like crap after you did so much
While dk grooves felt like a father firgure
One feels like your getting payback
The other feels like revenge
That’s just me kinda. I love ‘em both
These were the best 34 minutes I spent in my whole life.
And don't ask me "w h y ?".
Demoman and the Conductor sound so similar that it took me a moment to realize that the voice was different
20:07 GOT ME WHEEZING ALOT JUST AUGHH ITS SOOOO FUNNY
Hat kid: Ok that's it I'm done bye theres only 2 DLCs for this game ok bye *video ends*
Me: WHAT ABOUT VANESSA'S CURSE DLC???
23:57 I completely lost it. Real talk though hat in time was one of my favorite games of all time
25:13 i really liked the squid guy. I wish they had a little more screen time and dialogue qwq
The Conductor voiced by Demoman killed me!
This video is so legendary. I like so much a hat in time. My fav game and looking at something like this, is just awesome
“Don’t worry conductor fans, ur still valid”
Happi
what tour
@@gwg2813 the tour rift when you collect 55 time pieces
Also the “fact” i heard from a comment, so it might be just a theory… ill edit it-
Real talk tho, we NEED empress lore
Yeah I think they should make a story for Empress and Cooking Cat!
an absolute masterpiece
As someone who spent 3,45 hours speedrunning AHIT, I can confirm this is how it feels like.
I love this video. The humor, the references, every time you collect a piece a victory theme from different games sound and how true it's haha.
Btw I didn't know that the Nintendo Switch version looks great.
Everyone: begging hat kid not to leave
Snatcher: *D O M O R E C H O R E S F O R M E*
"I got pink hair" apparently translates to movie
when I first started playing a at in time I thought that dj grooves what's the only person that was nice to hat kid but it was literally nobody
Same
1:36 how did you know about this lol
22:14 I knew damn well what was coming but it still killed me
I like how the thumbnail has nothing from alpine skyline which honestly is a pretty accurate depiction of it
This is now my headcanon voice for Hat Kid
This is cracking me up to oblivion
Empress lore is that she's a normal cat: Cruel, powerful, greedy, and ready to kill. She's just bigger than the other cats so she took over
Hat Kid "i crave violence" mafia man "i am concerned "
ya you should be