in fact they disliked Kliff so much he phased out of existence so they couldn't deal with him seriouly he just striaght up vanishes. I think Tatiana murdered a man.
“I was expecting something more tragic like setting someone’s hair on fire” “What are you, a fanfic writer?” i feel called out and i don’t write fanfics
@@sarafontanini7051 i mean, I wouldn't say a split up warrants discriminating an entire genre of music and then banning it because 1 girl had a tantrum...but then again kliffs motives are just as petty
@@itsnanab00b00 okay i just hope its tolerable, and nothing is incorrect. So i think that the sequel should start out with mayday and zuke working for NSR maybe a year after the 1st game, TILL ONE DAY when this new company of musicians called FIV show up and try to take over vinyll city and we fight ANOTHER 5 big bosses with musical inspiration and crazy themes in order to rescue each NSR artists. Then we kill the head ill explain them all in boss order in the next reply and im proud of half of what ive come up with
"I dont think you understand the concept of stranger danger but ok let's just get this over with" -Zuke, "the coolest man in vinyl city", 2020 Also "E W A H" -DK West, DK West, "he's our man he's the best", 2020 Ok another one "**computer noises**" -1010, "**computer noises**", 2020
Kliff: I am a non-biased rock fan boy who found your phone number just a few hours after you guys fought a space college professor, I’m not over bearing in the slightest. Mayday: Ok I believe you.
@@sarafontanini7051 yeh I never did either but he’s almost like a what if for Mayday if she was that blinded by Rock. I love the message it sends too of how accepting different forms of music is what keeps it unique and we all do it for one reason or another.Also 1010 is best Modem
"I still hate you pedestrian girl" "I'm a fucking cyborg baby" "Why am I in a forest?" "Miku lost sister language arigato" "Wait how did I get back here" Anyways that make me laugh
Mayday: i declare a revolution on these nsr weeps because rock is good actually. Zuke: May don't you think that's a little impulsive of you? Mayday: no Zuke: oh ok let's start a revolution then
I replayed through the game wih a friend today and this is so accurate 2:37 killed me Edit: Please don't mind me listing my favourite parts 4:084:268:5211:34 to the end
Remember: they are able to harness music to create power. Wonderful! What do they have? Acoustic guitars, drums, perhaps singers? No. Let's use EDM, which the first letter means Electric. Where half the musicians are robots and they all have extravagant concerts. It's like burning a barrel of oil to chop 1 piece of wood. No wonder this city is constantly having blackouts
“Moral of the story, Rock sucks to some people, and EDM sucks to some people, and that’s okay.” “Also fuck Kliff.” “Nobody Likes Kliff.” ~Tatiana September 7, 2020 at 14:29
That one line of Tatiana's towards the end will never stop being funny to me, probably because of how completely unlike the actual in-game quote it is. Tatiana(in actual game): Mayday. You are a performer. Where I have failed, I want you to go beyond. Carry on the journey for me. Long live Rock! Tatiana(in a Nutshell): *T A K E T H E F U C K I N G G U I T A R.*
This was so well made. Zuke having tiny seconds of reasoning just to be like ".....Okay." DK saying nothing but Ewah, Zuke also thinking that Kliff knowing all this stuff is sus. But I think my two favorite parts and Eve constantly reminding May that she doesn't like her and Tatiana going "Silence thot" to Kliff after breaking his nose. This is a masterpiece! 😂😂
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"Don't you think that is a little impulsive?"
"No"
"Oh ok"
That was basically both their characters in 3 lines.
these two share the same braincell
@@awesomefox555 and zuke has that braincell like 99 percent of the time
@@benlewis5136 *what about the 1 percent lmao*
@@Crimson-zt5hv then mayday has it
@@benlewis5136 *Ok*
Moral of the story kids, don’t overthrow a government on a whim and don’t be a Kliff.
N O B O D Y L I K E S A K L I F F
in fact they disliked Kliff so much he phased out of existence so they couldn't deal with him
seriouly he just striaght up vanishes. I think Tatiana murdered a man.
@@sarafontanini7051 Tatiana:The Power of Rock(and fire) Compells you
Kliff:(Gets banished to the shadow realm)
@@shantaziahill2598 *one month ago
“Ow, you broke my nose”
Soon she will break your bones
I knew 100% from every red flag they gave that i was not to trust that dude!
I LOVE HOW DK WEST IS JUST "EWAH"
E W A H
E W A H
E W A H
EWAH (of course mate)
E W A H
i lost it when sayu speaks like miku and dk only speak ewah lmfao
And how 1010 is legit just old dialup sounds 😂😂😂😂
Bunka, Junka, Shakalaka Bam?
Nah
*S W O O S H*
S w o o s h
*S W O O S H*
*S W O O S H*
ŚwÕÖŠh
h s o o w S
‘I don’t think you understand the concept of stranger danger, but ok’
-Zuke
@@shiverfan4867 WRONG
Is a reference to fnaf
Zuke:How did he know what sewer we live in?Maybe we should teach our alligator to eat intruders
"I don't have siblings so I can't imagine the rage you are feeling right now" XD
OP has siblings.
I have siblings but I still cant imagine this rage
I feel like committing tax fraud
_That just me saying I'm lucky to be an only child and you aint in a non-bully way_
As an only child
Me every time my friends are arguing with their siblings
"I am a ferking cyborg babey"
- Neon J
He’s a fucking cyborg, baby
11:59 He's THE fucking cyborg baby :3
Yes he is cyborh babey
He _is_ a fuccing cyborg, bebeeey!
Wait why does he sound like bob from SMG4
“I was expecting something more tragic like setting someone’s hair on fire”
“What are you, a fanfic writer?”
i feel called out and i don’t write fanfics
I mean having her band split up would've been pretty traumatic and it's not like it made her do anything exceptionally evil
*looks at Eve*
ive written in my head the plot for a potentiol sequel to this game and yet i dont feel too called out
anyone wanna hear about it
@@sarafontanini7051 i mean, I wouldn't say a split up warrants discriminating an entire genre of music and then banning it because 1 girl had a tantrum...but then again kliffs motives are just as petty
@@itsnanab00b00 okay i just hope its tolerable, and nothing is incorrect. So i think that the sequel should start out with mayday and zuke working for NSR maybe a year after the 1st game, TILL ONE DAY when this new company of musicians called FIV show up and try to take over vinyll city and we fight ANOTHER 5 big bosses with musical inspiration and crazy themes in order to rescue each NSR artists. Then we kill the head
ill explain them all in boss order in the next reply and im proud of half of what ive come up with
Yeah this is basically 100% accurate
IIPM6500 lmao I see you everywhere!
_WHYYY aaaem i iienn a FOOOOOresst?_
though also could've had Tatiana go "I've suddenly changed my entire mind about everything even though I showed no signs of having changed me mind"
Ewa
this isn't even inaccurate like it's literally just a summary of the game
"I am better than anyone because space."
That's literally one of my mood.
When 1010 said *dial up noises*... I felt that
When Sayu said *vocaloid sounds* I vibed with that.
He’s just “everyone is stupid except for me”
"I dont think you understand the concept of stranger danger but ok let's just get this over with"
-Zuke, "the coolest man in vinyl city", 2020
Also
"E W A H"
-DK West, DK West, "he's our man he's the best", 2020
Ok another one
"**computer noises**"
-1010, "**computer noises**", 2020
1010 times 2 equals 2020
:0
@@Aroace-Mace-in-yo-Face :0 o you're right
1010 caused 2020 confirmed
Zuke: I feel like committing tax fraud!
(to be continued)
Next episode:
Zuke commits tax fraud
@@serenitymiralador Mayday: Stop committing tax fraud
Zuke: No, because tax fraud is good actually
@@thebiolibrary5572 lmao I love this so much :D XD
"She set my hair on fire"
- Zuke
9:34 "Yisus Craist, what are you? The fanfic writer?"
What DK West hears: a motivational and well thought out speech on the philosophies of life and ethics
What others hear: *EWAH*
Kliff: I am a non-biased rock fan boy who found your phone number just a few hours after you guys fought a space college professor, I’m not over bearing in the slightest.
Mayday: Ok I believe you.
i mean i think EVERYONE called Kliff being the villain at some point
though I doubt any of us guessed his motives were just really petty.
@@sarafontanini7051 yeh I never did either but he’s almost like a what if for Mayday if she was that blinded by Rock. I love the message it sends too of how accepting different forms of music is what keeps it unique and we all do it for one reason or another.Also 1010 is best Modem
@@ashura129 1010 best modern what? I need to know!
@@Laura-zc6rm Modem like the old 90’s one sorry about that had to edit my post
Wait, wait, wait!
Is that a motherflipping Just a Pancake reference?
5:37 he is spitting straigth facts rigth there
Rock is good, actually..
MY PARENTS THINK ITS THE DEVIL
but rock is good how dare they
100th like
And EDM sucks
Exactly
Wow I can see why you like NSR Isnezzed wow never thought I would say that.
Just noticed that at 2:54 SAYU goes like "Get the fk out of my room im playing Minecraft"
6:54
*S H E S E T M Y H A I R O N F I R E*
I didnt know tatiana had a twin for a little time :b
C O L L A J E
2:32
"She is cute, but she will kick your a**, because she is cute and will kick your a**."
That got me dying 🤣
Jesus Christ that text-to-speech voice for Kliff is so spot on asjsjjajahha
Right?!
"I still hate you pedestrian girl"
"I'm a fucking cyborg baby"
"Why am I in a forest?"
"Miku lost sister language arigato"
"Wait how did I get back here"
Anyways that make me laugh
THE MEGALOVANIA NOTES-
Lmao
FAVORITE PART HAHAHAHHAA
7:07 - 7:15
Best summarization of that lesson. thank you.
The DK West encounters being replaced with screams is honestly a mood. They are nigh impossible on singleplayer.
3:38 - 3:40
4:08
11:56 - 12:14
and "Rock is good, actually"
are the parts that heal my soul
12:21 - 12:27 was just yes too
@@boinkyspungecrinklydooshro8118 yeah!!
@@LocalGooberGoobs that too yes!
12:12
Because the story calls for it, DJ Subatomic Supernova.
Tatiana explains how Mayday and Zuke will run the city badly
Mayday: Rock is good actually
4:49
yup that’s the grand pianist for ya
Yinu: mama mama!! I learned a new song!!
Yinu's mother: oh? what's the song sweetie?
Yinu: magolovania intensifies*
@@chowcowgamer5834 Yinu's Mother: WHERE DID I GO WRONG!
"May don't you think that's a little impulsive of you?"
"No."
"ohhh-okay lets start revolution then"
10/10 accuracy
1:49
You missed a perfectly good "Okay, I believe you" opportunity.
Ok, i believe you.
You just took this 4+ hour game and summarize it in this masterpiece
Hope this gets lots of views the fandom will love this ❤️
"Rock is good, actually"
"Okay I believe you"
1010: *Speaking in Old Dialup*
Me: They're speaking the language of the gods, Its beautiful.
They have such a way with words
@@raggens yes
Yinu and Yinu's mother: *Megalovania*
"EWAH." Also man I learned about the ending thanks to this video thank you
Ewah!
(I love this video so much we needed some NSR adoration and this helps explain the series better than I ever could)
I love how Sayu voice is just hatsune miku
Tatiana: "Give me the 'Feel the rhythm' boss."
Eve: "Oh Gawddammit"
what is with Neon J’s voice
it is so hard to take him seriously
It's the same tts voice Jontron used for Bootleg Jaques.
It reminded me of Bob from SMG4
@@pancakesatan I just imagined bob spinning around while listening to neon j
@@anaceweirdo1579 lmao
It’s the same one for purple sheep too
Mayday: * legitimately just trying to vibe *
Eve: *angered esoteric opposition*
12:22 I'm dead lmfao 😂
12:51 Ya like jazz? That got me Bro, and it fits him too
why was some of Neon J’s dialouge actually put into the robotic voice over
Because he has amazing copypasta
He's Bob from SMG4
@@LatchinOn I was just about to say that
Because he's a living version of the "Former navy seals" shitpost.
Me: * Listens to Neon J's voice * "Bob, is that you?"
“I don’t have siblings so I don’t imagine the rage you have.”
“I feel like commiting tax fraud.”
No one:
Mayday: Nice Steven Universe gemsona cosplay
Tatiana: shut up
I mean, ngl: Tatiana reminds me of Yellow Diamond in a way
Titiana, tortiana, torti,,,,,, what's next??? *TORTELLINI???*
Alfredo
_will she ever win...?_
Totina
Tortilla
Totinos
The screaming during the rap battle segments... I think we all can relate to that... -Forever scarred by the 2nd and 3rd fight-😳
Okay but Neon J doing his speech while in that voice actually had me laughing--
11:43 I lost it at the gator going *y e h*
No one:
DK West: E W A H
It feels like they ran out of budget as soon as Kliff backstabs you.
i thought she said “but if you are kul fyra, why do you paint rocks so much now”
Maybe that's why she hangs out with Eve so much; she's taken up painting on stones as a hobby.
Blackheartzero, the Underground Song Critic Yeah, good thinking
Not Sayu with Miku’s voice 😂😂
Mayday: i declare a revolution on these nsr weeps because rock is good actually.
Zuke: May don't you think that's a little impulsive of you?
Mayday: no
Zuke: oh ok let's start a revolution then
12:23
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH XDDDDDDDDDDD I'M CRYING OF LAUGHTER LMAOOOO
*b i t c h*
This is officially my favorite video in the internet
My favourite part is that Neon J's monologue is just left as-is.
12:00 gets me every damn time🤣
"I banned rock because you two were being little shits." THAT WAS THE ONLY LINE THAT ACTUALLY MADE ME LAUGH WTF
You only missed one KEY line in the game: MayDay's "Thanks, buddy" to Zuke after Eve's battle, friendzoning him forever. Otherwise, perfect!
well they are cannonicaly just friends it seems *sips my coffe while mayzuke shippers cry in the bg*
I replayed through the game wih a friend today and this is so accurate
2:37 killed me
Edit: Please don't mind me listing my favourite parts
4:08 4:26 8:52 11:34 to the end
1:51 O K I B E L I E V E Y O U
12:21 I come back everyday just for this part.
13:00
Vid:Thanks for not letting people die just--
My ears:Not letting people digest--
Me:WHAT?!
It stuck in my head now
@@enderbragen1659 same-
now i can't unhear it thanks
Stomach malfunction because edm better
This feels more relatable than the actual voice lines and I cant put my finger on it
I was waiting for Zuke to say “OK I believe you” 🤣
The accuracy is amazing, didn't miss once
Kliff: Am your number one fan, total normal fan
May: Okay I believe you
"*incoherent japanese*"
- Sayu
I CANT STOP WATCHING THIS
"I feel like commiting tax fraud."
(*To be continued*)
This killed me 😂😂
Perfection in 14 Minutes and 37 Seconds. What a good summary!
Remember: they are able to harness music to create power. Wonderful! What do they have? Acoustic guitars, drums, perhaps singers?
No. Let's use EDM, which the first letter means Electric. Where half the musicians are robots and they all have extravagant concerts. It's like burning a barrel of oil to chop 1 piece of wood. No wonder this city is constantly having blackouts
"gasp"
my favorite line
it's funny how half of the video is just the final section
Blackouts: *Exist*
NSR: *vibing*
Kliff: I'm totally not evil.
Mayday: Okay I believe you.
"why am i in a forest" that question still hasn't been answered
“Moral of the story, Rock sucks to some people, and EDM sucks to some people, and that’s okay.”
“Also fuck Kliff.”
“Nobody Likes Kliff.”
~Tatiana September 7, 2020 at 14:29
"Nobody likes Kliff."
Untrue, I really liked it, when he got punched in the snotlocker.
rock is good actually
1010: *Flirts in dial up*
I can totally see Bob (from SMG4) being a boy band's manager! 😁
I will always love Tatiana's uppercut.
Just a Pancake here, the number 1 channel for No Straight Roads content.
Eve's voice sunds like the one in the 🎮
That one line of Tatiana's towards the end will never stop being funny to me, probably because of how completely unlike the actual in-game quote it is.
Tatiana(in actual game): Mayday. You are a performer. Where I have failed, I want you to go beyond. Carry on the journey for me. Long live Rock!
Tatiana(in a Nutshell): *T A K E T H E F U C K I N G G U I T A R.*
This was so well made. Zuke having tiny seconds of reasoning just to be like ".....Okay." DK saying nothing but Ewah, Zuke also thinking that Kliff knowing all this stuff is sus. But I think my two favorite parts and Eve constantly reminding May that she doesn't like her and Tatiana going "Silence thot" to Kliff after breaking his nose.
This is a masterpiece! 😂😂
I have only got to 3:20 in the video game-wise despite playing it for so long, I think I’m gonna have to come back to it later
bro, i didn't know that you could play through the whole game with side quests in like 14 and a half minutes
that's gotta be a world record
Speedrun
*sad piano noises*
20 seconds in and it's already accurate
"iM SmARTeR ThAN aNYoNE bECAuse spACe, now WhERes me DOdo pOps"
"hya"
"gasp"
funny how giant lava hands cant stop showstopper but a child coming out of a flower can
This video legit made my day
this was literally hilarious and 100 percent spot on.
0:22 “d e n I e d” had me crying LMFAOABHDHA
Zuke: Why do I feel like I'm going to regret this?
Zuke's face: _No thoughts. Head empty._