Small Soldiers (1/10) Movie CLIP - Pitching the Real Thing (1998) HD
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CLIP DESCRIPTION:
When Irwin (David Cross) and Larry (Jay Mohr) pitch Mars (Denis Leary) their new toy lines, he decides to make them into real, functioning toy soldiers that can walk and talk.
FILM DESCRIPTION:
Joe Dante directed this satirical action-comedy about talking tech toys accidentally juiced-up with military microchips. After the defense industry firm Globotech takes over a small toy company, Heartland Play Systems' CEO Gil Mars (Denis Leary) gives the green light to develop a new line of action figures, requesting an upgrade to more realistic figures from Heartland toy designers Larry Benson (Jay Mohr) and fumbling Irwin Wayfair (David Cross). Mars wants toys that act like the ones in TV commercials. The results are fierce fighting figures, the Commando Elite, programmed to seek out and destroy the kindly alien-like Gorgonites. In an effort to make the toys as natural as possible, Benson inserts Globotech's most powerful military computer chips. Meanwhile, in quiet Winslow Corners, Ohio, toy-store owner Stuart Abernathy (Kevin Dunn) and his 15-year-old son Alan (Gregory Smith) are stuck in a failing business, so when Heartland truckdriver Joe (Dick Miller) stops by with the Commando and Gorgonite toys, Alan is convinced they will be hot sellers, commenting, "Maybe this store will finally make a little money." With blistering blows to their blister packs, the Commandos burst out, receive orders from their leader Chip Hazard (voice of Tommy Lee Jones) and ready for an all-out assault on the Gorgonites. When the Gorgonite leader Archer (voice of Frank Langella) begins communicating with Alan, it causes the Commandos to perceive humans as another enemy, simply by their association with the "Gorgonite scum," so an attack on the Abernathy house begins. Unfortunately, the Gorgonites can offer only limited assistance, since they have been programmed to lose. The film combines animatronics, puppetry, and computer animation. The Commando Elite voices include surviving actors from Robert Aldrich's The Dirty Dozen (1967), while the Gorgonite voices reunited several This Is Spinal Tap (1983) cast members. A dedication to Phil Hartman (the voice of Phil Fimple) after the closing credits features a brief Hartman outtake.
CREDITS:
TM & © Dreamworks (1998)
Cast: David Cross, Denis Leary, Jay Mohr, Alexandra Wilson
Director: Joe Dante
Producers: Michael Finnell, Walter F. Parkes, Paul Deason, Colin Wilson
Screenwriters: Ted Elliott, Adam Rifkin, Terry Rossio, Gavin Scott
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0:35
- These guys are soldiers, right? What does soldiers need?
- Hats?
So this is Valve got the idea for TF2
This is my New personal Canon for valves just economy
I've only noticed recently how Erwin doesn't question the alteration of his Gorgonites idea from educational alien creatures to cannon fodder for the Commando Elite, but instead whether pitting the toy lines together will become too violent for kids. He shows that he prioritizes kids' safety and being a team player willing to edit ideas (like turning the Gorgonites from education to cannon fodder) over his original intent with the Gorgonites. Nice little screenwriting touch.
David Cross's character is very likeable in this movie. He's such a dork.
Placer It’s a given since Alan’s mom refers to him and the other guy as nerds, lol.
Let’s not forget that he still wasn’t initially happy with the decision at 1:10
@@DCUniverse816 Most people aren't fully comfortable when their ideas get critiqued and revised at the hands of others.
I've only noticed how Erwin question the alteration of his Gorgonites idea from educational alien creatures to cannon fodder for the Commando Elite, but instead whether pitting the toy lines together will become too violent for kids . He shows that he prioritizes kids ' safety and being a team player willing to
I feel like for this movie, they didn't even give Leary a script. They just told him, "The topic is toys, go nuts!"
I feel like for this movie, they didn't even give Leary a script. They just told him, "The topic is toys, go nuts!"
@@xxalphaxxr6765 So you're one of THOSE people huh?
@@ejl423 I feel like for this movie, they didn't even give Leary a script. They just told him, "The topic is toys, go nuts!"
"Forget about the batteries not included crap. Stick in a lifetime Globotech lithium cell. Keep this things running forever. That'll piss off the guys at Eveready." Well, that's what everybody with smartphones want.Denis Leary's character is almost like Tony Stark...
Lol Epic !
I would say that he’s more like Justin Hammer from Iron Man 2, lol.
Stark wouldn't had been so irresponsible to put military tech in a toy...right?
" Forget about the batteries not included crap . Stick in a lifetime Globotech lithium cell. Keep this things running forever. That'll piss off the guys at Eveready. " Well, that's what everybody with smartphones want. Denie l sory's character is almost like Tony Sterk.
Tony stark if he was a toy market
This is Terminator Combined with Toy Story.
If global tech exist hasbro would have stick to transformers instead of my little pony to compete.
And Gremlins
And chucky
And Puppet Master
@@leo11lim or MechWarrior.
Ahhh, Dennis Leary, the quintessential 90s actor. I just look at him and get childhood nostalgia.
Ahhh, Dennis Leary, the quintessential 90s actor. I just look at him and get childhood nostalgia.
Before he voice Francis in A Bug's Life and Diego in each Ice Age movies.
Him and Wilem Dafoe look like they could be brothers. Same with Josh Todd from the band Buckcherry.
@@NexusKin Dennis Leary and William Dafoe are both guest stars in The Simpsons.
@@benhughes3394
They even sound the same.
Only Denis Leary could play this part.
Wilem Dafoe could've aced this role as well.
He needs a cup of coffee. Black coffee. None of that Frappuccino crap. Coffee and cigarettes! Lots of cigarettes.
I can totally see James Woods playing this part, though...
Wow, David Cross was so young.
He still looks the same
Did the guy EVER have hair
This is my favorite movie growing up
This is my favorite movie growing up
@@xxalphaxxr6765 shut up
Me too I saw when I was 5 And if it wasn’t for that commercial on VHS I would’ve got those toys a few years later. And then took them to Universal Studios.
This is the kind of movie that makes it even entertaining as adults since you understand the plot much better
That scene represent why Transformers movies are successful.
Leo Lim that scene represents every movie executive at sony who fucked up spiderman and ghostbusters
Punk n' Metal MCU Spider-Man and jumanji 2 save Sony.
Yep! Kids love action. It sells. After all, they're only toys!
@@leo11lim Let’s also not forget that Sony still has a chance to save Ghostbusters with the afterlife movie
@@DCUniverse816 doubt it
0:45 the moment you find out that the whole time Alan was helping the bad guys.
SkullHead Oliva There's a difference between enemies and bad guys. Gorgonites are peaceful and educational creatures. The Commando Elite want to kill them just because they need something to shoot at.
TheDoctor2nd either that or programmed with the story that Gorgonites are monsters for reasons and a threat that must be executed
Yeah, its like when kids played Cowboys and Indians.
0:45 the moment you find out that the whole time Alan was helping the bad guys.
One of the characters has Spike Spiegel's outfit from Cowboy Bebop. LOL.
nice!
Cowboy Bebop copied small soldiers
@@ivancarlos4951 Cowboy Bebop and Small Soldiers WERE dated back in 1998.
One of the characters has Spike Spiegel's outfit from Cowboy Bebop . LOL .
haha about 10 years ago my mom was like dont throw these away keep em they may be worth something when u get older
kingofUSC92 Now it’s been 17 years
I had a Nick Nitro action figure when I was a little kid where his arms and legs would pop off. I thought it was the coolest thing. I eventually lost his arms and legs and now I don't have it anymore.
haha about 10 years ago my mom was like dont throw these away keep em they may be worth something when u get older
haha about 10 years ago my mom was like dont throw these away keep em they may be worth something when u get older
basically how disney does superhero movies
1:54 nice Gremlins reference there, lol.
@@RR-lh1kv 👌 👌
The Commandos could have and would have taken Chucky easily.
I'm saying Mars is the real bad guy behind this movie cuz if he hadn't suggest the idea of having commandos and gorgonites as enemies instead of having their own worlds where they can be heroes instead of rivals. It would have put themselves into Jeopardy and and create Carnage in the neighborhood just like Chucky did.
As far as I can see the commandos were heroes cuz they served and protect for justice
While the gorgonites are also heroes cuz they want peace and harmony and sanctuary.
I think that was the whole point and we did see "3 Months" development leading to Gorgonites still retaining their original ideas of diplomats.
Even without malfunction, entire product line would be down the toilet. Kids would be smart enough to know the tonal differences.
I know 40k is different context (being miniature targeted towards adults), but they do have Orks, Necrons, Chaos, Dark Eldar, and Tyranids being malevolent (Though the "good guys" like Imperium and Eldar being shown as dark so that the "bad guys" can be marketable as well since only oppressed downtrodden Imperium's citizens would join Chaos once they get a chance).
Yeah, actually I have a theory that Mars was actually the bad guy this whole time because if you remember at the end of the movie when he came to look at the incident, he was just being bleak about it and act like nothing is happening and also I have a dark theory that maybe he was the one who authorized the chips being put into the toys and he caused the incident
I want small soldiers 2
Me too I have ideas to bring the sequel maybe this battle should take place at universal studios. But this time on like in the first movie I want archer to defeat chip hazard because it’s not fair for the bad guys to get the upper hand that much. But we must do it before more more actors will die.
its time for it
0:35
Boss: Now these guys are soldiers, right. And what do soldier's need?
Employee: Hats?
Pinkie Pie: And that's how Team Fortress 2 was made
Pokemon Champion Cynthia That grey cartoon pony reference.
Boss: Now these guys are soldiers, right. And what do soldier's need?
@@xxalphaxxr6765 Employee: Hats?
This movie had some comedy legends in it
Diego the saber tooth tiger and Master Crane worked at Toy Company since 1998
Diego the saber tooth tiger and Master Crane worked at Toy Company since 1998
Hasbro's overkill rival
I don't begrudge Leary for what he said here. I'm sure he would have entertained Erwins idea for the Gorganites but he's only speaking business. And Facts. The business end of things, kids just want to have fun with their toys. Not be educated by them. You have to appeal to that symplistic aspect to them. And sure, maybe down the road when they make lore for the toy line, they could implement his idea. Retconned it even. Erwin had to be patient and wait for the money flow then adjust product. Or quit with a bag full of money to start his own company and realize his dream. But I'm speaking on what could have been.
Hello childhood. Man i miss the days of these types of kids movies. Willing to take big swings
I thought Gizmo was a clever password. Its got a z in it for crying out loud. 😅🤣
1:05 that home alone sound
Haha can't believe u caught that haha
HOLY SHIT THIS MOVIE WAS REAL? I remember watching this a kid, shit I feel old
Can’t believe that years later, Erwin begins abusing singing chipmunks.
NIce reference to Gremlins
Сергей Мешков Fun fact: Joe Dante, the director of Gremlins, directed this movie.
NIce reference to Gremlins
I have three action figures Chip Hazard, Archer and Brick Bazooka
So do I accept I don't have brick. But I wish I do under one condition I want slam fist too cuz they're both muscular like monstars.
I had all the Commandoes and 3 Gorgonites
@@MAnuscript421 we got to ask Hasbro for an anniversary or sequel so they won't be displayed vintages.
@@disneyknightspadilla1406 unfortunately I made the mistake of selling them to earn some money for a class trip in high school. But I agree. There should be an anniversary re-release of the Commando Elites and the Gorgonites.
@@MAnuscript421 well now they are sitting in a lock box in my old room that is the unfortunate part of moving out
I almost forgot Dennis Leary was in this movie.
I hope you saw "A Bugs Life".
Hey who you callin a lady pal
I've also seen him in *THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN* *2012* movie.
Ol Skool Denis Leary! At this very minute, I'm watching "Rescue Me" (the final season).
If I am CEO I will not call Gorgonites 'freak or hedious'. It's true Commandos and Gorgonites need to fight each other. But I will says it for sake of making a story. Like GI Joe vs Thunder Cats. I could said with this we can keep Gorgonite purpose and goal of learning while Commando hunt them down. If sucess we can make a series and world building to make more new Gorgonites and Commandos. There are reason Hasbro, Marvel and Blizzard are sucessful you know.
peter siri, I know right, That CEO is an idiot!
Christopher Cervantes either that or just sticking the classic cliche succesful good military guys fighting evil monster for peace and freedom
TechnoKnight Ah... the 70's the time when everything is black and white.
*And that happened: Erwin's original intent for the Gorgonites as educational alien creatures remained intact in their software, with the addition of hiding and losing to the Commandos. We can assume that Gil permitted that.*
Do you think it's cynical of Mr. Mars to call violence "action" on the grounds that "kids love action?"
I like action, but not always, because for me it wears off pretty fast
He's talking business. You have a toy with a cross bow and a knife, why would you want it to educate you?
Apparently bill hicks played a ceo of a conglomerate before denis leary even thought of it.
I've got Archer' Brick and Freakenstein.
Hello childhood my old friend.
I need this movie on DVD or BlueRay.
Hello childhood my old friend. I need this movie on DVD or Blu-Ray.
@@xxalphaxxr6765 that’s what I said .
Forgot Dennis Leary was in this
Mines Gizmo 🤣🤣🤣🤣
u heard it here first, ppl. The most important thing to a soldier is...hat's. Get rid of their gun's and give everyone in the armed forces some snazzy top hats already!
Matt Allen TF2 toy edition?
would boost morale if you got a sweet looking hat
1:55 Mine's "In-Joke"
i dont get it
oh reference to Gremlins?
Zero from gta san Andreas and dane vogal from SR2.
Woah, I didn't remember cursing in this movie.
Can't believe I first had a coloring book about this.
damn i always wanted to buy the action figures
damn i always wanted to buy the action figures
Me too I wish they can remodel them by doing a sequel or anniversary. Because I’ve been trying to get in touch with her for years.
Mars felt like an idiot to himself those gorgonites are peacekeepers not tyrant warriors.
LMFAO her name is Ms. Kiegel!?
The best part is Dennis leary
This movie feels like a fever dream
That guy should be fired for coming up with that idea of violent toys
True but he's obviously head of Globotech and as seen at the end of the movie, he's so rich that he printed off checks in milliseconds to keep the families and truck drivers quiet about the whole incident
1:54 biggest mistake ever
lucky you still have them after all these years
captain stacy before he was a police officer
I actually bought them on Ebay for a good price
I swear, they recycled the idea for this movie and used it in Child's Play 2019
What a cast this movie had!
This is what we need in toy story toys and Star Wars toys
David Cross is awesome
He's Master Crane
@@jenniferwills9752and Minion
WHO EVER THOUGHT!
OF THAT!
the Gorgonites Always Win and that is Wicked Awesome since Evil Never Wins
I wished I could see the Commando Elite Vs. Chucky! Who Would Win!
This is toy story and G.I. joe combined.
American guy
BINGO! 💯✔️
Actually more like a toy story with predator the first movie. Chip Hazard is a parody of Arnie
The only difference is the military toys are moving and talking due to munitions chips while the toys in toy story are moving and talking by magic.
That’s me. I went incognito and worked for a toy company to earn even more money.
That one guy reminds me of the Hay Everybody guy on you tube
Is Gorgon is a planet, a secret hidden world on Earth, or another dimension?
Its a place on Earth
cant take this serious with Tobias in the middle . . .
Well, atleast they can say that they’re not the incompetent ones in this scenario.
It feels like gremlins movie.
I found out that my gran is cousin's with Denis learys father. huh..nice
So....do you think Ms Kegel does Kegel exercises?
Ms.......Kegel?
Do you guys know where can I watch the full version
i remember this
Since I love monsters I'm definitely side of the Gorgonites.....they're all lot cooler then the other ones expectedly they're bad......literally
3 comedians
@@RR-lh1kv yep, leary and mohr
@@RR-lh1kv leary stole from CK and Hicks, and mohr stole frome Dice, otto and george, and many more
My childhood.....
1998 the year chucky
Bride of Chucky, before Toy Story 2.
Hes dressed like spike spiegel
master Crane in a meeting with Diego
Marketing always ruin ideas
Mine's gizmo.
Was that a gremlin movie reference? When he said gizmo?
Hey Guys...Just Letting Everyone Know That When I Watch This Film...I Put Myself In As Christy's Best Friend...And On The Scene Where Her Other Best Friend Tries To Rescue Her...Because I'm Standing Behind Him...When Christy's Dolls Attack Him
bad things can go into good things
Brain large
We definitely need a small soldiers animated series based on the war on Gorgon but we're going to keep it away from Netflix we're going to put on Hulu as well as TH-cam vice versa
We definitely need a small soldiers animated series based on the war on Gorgon but we're going to keep it away from Netflix we're going to put on Hulu as well as TH-cam vice versa
Netflix would screw it up big-time.
I question this man's philosophy if he thinks that all a soldier needs to be a soldier is an enemy. Soldiers aren't supposed to eliminate people, they are supposed to protect a cause. Probably why the Commandos were so trigger happy?
He is talking about action* soldiers. And whenever he says action* he means violent*.
Could you imagine the 90's Action Man without Professor X. He would be renamed "Sports Man who carries guns for no reason". XD
And what do we have now? AI controlled toy race cars and baby doll toys that help kids be great siblings and future parents, No, we need soldiers
We need good people.
So do you wonder that Gorgonite would be approved over Commando in current times since Fantasy is becoming trendy and 90's macho culture had come to pass for more "politicall correct" and nerd inclusive culture?
Adult version of Toy Story 😂😂
Is this a stop motion spinoff of G.I. Joe?
Dr Tobias Funke
Cool
😂😂😂
pｐｐｐｐｐ
Disney, Hollywood, and so many other companies are just too rotten to the public anymore, so I'm willing to change them after I've got a dream job and stop all this madness in today's world to make "What" we really want to watch, cause as long Hollywood redeemed themselves, Disney and the companies will have another chance.
This looks like a crack head wrote it.
for being a stereotypical corporate suit he's way less ruthless than the real thing. just by demanding a toy with powerful batteries and hi quality manufacturing at the price of an action figure makes him very, very generous indeed.