Small Soldiers (7/10) Movie CLIP - I Always Hated These Things (1998) HD
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CLIP DESCRIPTION:
Alan (Gregory Smith) rescues Christy (Kirsten Dunst) and she goes postal on her doll collection.
FILM DESCRIPTION:
Joe Dante directed this satirical action-comedy about talking tech toys accidentally juiced-up with military microchips. After the defense industry firm Globotech takes over a small toy company, Heartland Play Systems' CEO Gil Mars (Denis Leary) gives the green light to develop a new line of action figures, requesting an upgrade to more realistic figures from Heartland toy designers Larry Benson (Jay Mohr) and fumbling Irwin Wayfair (David Cross). Mars wants toys that act like the ones in TV commercials. The results are fierce fighting figures, the Commando Elite, programmed to seek out and destroy the kindly alien-like Gorgonites. In an effort to make the toys as natural as possible, Benson inserts Globotech's most powerful military computer chips. Meanwhile, in quiet Winslow Corners, Ohio, toy-store owner Stuart Abernathy (Kevin Dunn) and his 15-year-old son Alan (Gregory Smith) are stuck in a failing business, so when Heartland truckdriver Joe (Dick Miller) stops by with the Commando and Gorgonite toys, Alan is convinced they will be hot sellers, commenting, "Maybe this store will finally make a little money." With blistering blows to their blister packs, the Commandos burst out, receive orders from their leader Chip Hazard (voice of Tommy Lee Jones) and ready for an all-out assault on the Gorgonites. When the Gorgonite leader Archer (voice of Frank Langella) begins communicating with Alan, it causes the Commandos to perceive humans as another enemy, simply by their association with the "Gorgonite scum," so an attack on the Abernathy house begins. Unfortunately, the Gorgonites can offer only limited assistance, since they have been programmed to lose. The film combines animatronics, puppetry, and computer animation. The Commando Elite voices include surviving actors from Robert Aldrich's The Dirty Dozen (1967), while the Gorgonite voices reunited several This Is Spinal Tap (1983) cast members. A dedication to Phil Hartman (the voice of Phil Fimple) after the closing credits features a brief Hartman outtake.
CREDITS:
TM & © Dreamworks (1998)
Cast: Ernest Borgnine, Jim Brown, Bruce Dern, Tommy Lee Jones, George Kennedy, Frank Langella, Gregory Smith, Kirsten Dunst, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Christina Ricci
Director: Joe Dante
Producers: Michael Finnell, Walter F. Parkes, Paul Deason, Colin Wilson
Screenwriters: Ted Elliott, Adam Rifkin, Terry Rossio, Gavin Scott
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It was implied that she didn't want them but kept them because it was a thoughtful gift from her loaded parents.
That explains it!
Or hell she could sell them
"It's a Baton Death March!"
That was a low blow
"She's gone postal!" LOL.
"This can't be good for me but I feel great!"
-postal dude after smoking a ton of crack
(0:57)
I don't get it.
@@teentraveler1790 then why are you here
@@teentraveler1790 going postal was like the 90's and 00's version of school shootings
That was super funny when Christie was smashing up the gwendys with that baton while they all scream in pain and terror as one of them shouts, "You're killing me!'. That kills me every time!
itmacksmemasterbate
@handsup4055 They would be more sympathetic if they didnt just try to kill the kids
ooohhhhh the humanity
@handsup4055 guess I'm the hero
Poor Gwendy, where were the commando when they need them!
"If you can't accessorize, PULVERIZE"
ICONIC
This is what my childhood was all about, one of my favorite movies.
Same here😁
@@kamilahscorner6602 you don’t look like a kid
@@nevergonnagiveuup1999 This movie came out in 1998. Those who were children then are adults now.
@@nevergonnagiveuup1999 🤦♂️
They just don’t make movies like this anymore. Fantastic
"I Always Hated These Things!"
The why do you have so many of them!
And why did she keep them on the shelf for display!
iHeartU2ube probably unwanted gifts from "loving" grandparents and other family members that come to her home on a regular
iHeartU2ube well they were harmless until those male soldiers kinda did use the chip to make all the dolls evil:o
+Ritalin Popper 3 words:
MOTHER FUCKING MONEY!
That’s what I keep asking the same question, too.
You've been a bad boy and now you must be punish!
LOL like the line.
Fet-ish Mov-ie -Nostalgia Critic
It's a Baton Death March!
Jesus, that got dark fast.
"She's gone postal!"
Oh wow.
Oh that pun...
@@RMVideos92 Oh, I broke a 💅.
Bataan Death March
As a Filipino I can relate
"it's a baton death march!" tell me I'm not the only one who got that joke
Filipino and American watchers did.
I don’t get it
@@Yugigreg it’s a world war 2 dark humor joke
@@xxx_mia_xxxx_renexxx5873 I like dark humor.. can u explain it bcuz I wasn’t alive during world war 2 so I don’t always get the jokes from then
@@Yugigreg pretty much instead of swords they whould use batons to fight with because the baton whould stun people longer and swords didn’t do enough so the humor is that the dolls are being stunned and killed with batons so that’s pretty much what it is
Notice how Archer is smart enough to head for cover when the mayhem begins--LOL
I thought Archer was going to fight those gwendy dolls too. By shooting them with nails one by one.
After archer untied christy and back in Alan's backpack!
@@disneyknightspadilla1406 It's not what he and the other Gorgonites were programmed to do
@@stevencarter8801 Naturally due to his programming
It's what he was programmed to do
i totally forgot that kirsten dunst was in this
damn...
Kirsten Dunst saved this movie!
How do you not remember? Lol shes was like everyone's childhood crush in the late 90s me included haha. She was literally a staple of the movie bruh....
TheJarhead133
Kirsten Dunst
Plays
Christy Fimple
She Also
Played
Mary Jane Watson
From
🕷🕸Spider-Man 1 2 & 3🕷🕸
Torrance Shipman
From
Bring It On
Judy Shepherd
From
Jumanji
Amy March
From
Little Women
Lux Lisbon
From
The Virgin Suicides
And
Young Anastasia
From
Anastasia
I never even realised until now. Haven't seen that movie in ages, and didn't know who she was when I did.
Fun fact: Christina Ricci and Sarah Michelle Gellar voiced the Gwendy Dolls
It's best thing ever! Lol!
I was wondering who voiced them all together. It's like there were all voiced by only one actress that sound the same.
adamtherock2008 I️ thought it was Morgan freeman
Lettuceman2049 I was just about to ask!
So that’s why she sounded like live action Scooby Doo Daphne
I love this scene:
"You rescued me!"
-big kiss-
"Anytime"
-another big kiss-
I love this scene too
Me too
🙂😊
Are you sure she isn’t the one who rescued him?
@@joshuafoote5144 yeah alan and archer to rescue christy from gwendys while alan got dolls all over him and archer untied her and saved and Kiss alan.
Gotta love Kirsten Dunst♥️
iloveherandherfeet
"Oh, I Broke a Nail" LOL!!! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄 That line always made me laugh
I personally like the "Run! She's got a Baton!!" lol 😂.
look out girls hissy fit lol 😂😂😂😂😂
@@TheMeloettafulLMAO that part always made me laugh
BOOM!
The Gwendy dolls screams as they're being smashed are always funny.
I love the way he says Commandos. One of my favorite childhood movies.
This was was the first time I saw Kirsten Dunst and had such a crush on her as a kid. Time sure flies! 😌
Same here
mine was Alexa Vega.
@@chimyshark meh
1:11 Blowing up what turns out to be a decoy for the Commando Elite and 1:19 the look on Chiphazard's face is so funny how he reacts to what was revealed 😆😆😆
I love the decoy target side scene when the Commandos blow up the box with the tape player and rattleball inside and the tape keeps playing weakly and distorted lol
Happy 25th Anniversary Small Soldiers!!! One of my FAVS from 1998!
"ive always hated these things" girl, thats your collection.
Had no idea that was Kristen Dunst until today....
I never looked at dolls the same way after this
If Christie always hated those dolls, then, why collect them?
1:40 guess christy finally went insane after the filming. Thumbs up if you agree!
i wish we had a behind the scenes video of SMG and CR in the booth. the expressions on their face would accentuate the whole scene.
1:05 oohhh I broke a nail 😂😂 broken more than just a nail eh hahaha
This is hilarious. It is like every boy's nightmare of the 90's when you had barbies interrupt the show.
Yup my nightmare too. In animation, they didn't look creepy. But as dolls, they are creepy as hell.
"Run, she's got a baton" ELOWEL
"It's a baton deathmarch!"
"She's gone postal!"
Again, this girl is way too much in to it....
Marko Stamenkovic even the dude is like. “Is this in the script?”
Thor 😂😂😂
@@Thor-rs1pc hi Mr Som Of Odin
1:09 ohhh the humanity
At first she said “ohhh she’s mad at me” 😂
She did say she's mad at me
What I would've done as a kid to be in Alan's place and be the one who rescues Christy.
I feel you, even tho archer had to finish the rescue since Alan kinda blew it lol
This movie is pretty much an edgy version of toy story
Kirsten Dunst nails the part really well! 👏
This part gave me nightmares for about a week when I was a kid XD
"Ooooh, I broke a nail" lmao!
"I always hated these things!!"
NC: Then why did you even have them?!?!
I keep asking the same question!
*ALL MY MAKEUP IS CRUELTY FREE*
0:44 watch out girls hissy fit 😂
“If you can’t accessorise, PULVERISE!!” 😂😂
"baton death march", lol
I love this movie as a kid and also now as an adult I am so proud I was part of this era 90’s to the 2000’s best era ever when movies were great and tv shows as well ❤️❤️❤️
"You alright?"
Best question
1:15 The only time in the whole movie when Chip Hazard actually smiles.
He slightly smiles when he says "it's a small world after all."
1:15
Chip Hazard smiles as much as Tommy Lee Jones does.
The Barbie dolls always scared me the most when I was a kid, lol!
1:00 archer is like "I'll watch from afar" lol
Christy "I always hate these things!!!"
Me "Then why the hell do you collect them?
I asked that same question.
@@kahrahnoel814 it's implied they she just bought her that because fathers were loaded and and she pretended to like them.
Same how she collect them?
Doug Walker said the same thing
@@ezecskornfan what does that mean ?
Christy: I've always hated these things!
Nostalgia Critic: Then why do you collect them?!
Exactly! That's the question I keep asking!
This is where its Chucky meets ToyStory
"It's a Bataan Death March!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! WHAT A RIOT! XD
Omg Christina Richi and sarah michelle gellar voiced the dolls lol
if she hated them… why’d she have so many? i can understand a few as gifts, but you’d think that she’d say to who ever keeps getting them “hey, enough with the dolls already!”
They did a good job making that scene creepy as all heck when I was a kid. The CGI makes it even creepier.
1:20 (Chip Hazard doing a Optimus Primal growl.)
0:14 She's got a wig on. LOL
0:43 they were poll dancing on the baton.
Yes, yes they were :)
@The_Terror They are intentionally cute
Oh my gosh! I just now noticed this! Thanks for pointing that out! Hilarious haha
There is a lot more puns in this movie than I remember.
2020 an this movie still gives back memories
This movie was a flick. But it's aged like a fine wine. Watching it now you realize how many great little details there were...
0:24 - "If you can't accessorize, pulverize!"
Wow, kirsten dunst smashes barbies just like she smashes giant spiders.
This movie is a classic💗
I know me too!
I think that Gregory smith will be link, and kirsten dunst will be zelda in the legend of zelda live action movie.
My favorite 1998 film.
I love how she loses it, and starts whipping 'em Barbie dolls!!! 🏌🏽♀
1:51 How many times do you think he blatantly messed this scene up while filming just so they could do that again?
Wonderful Voices from Sarah Michelle Gellar and Christina Ricci
Erin and Gina Vendetti from The Simpsons
"RUN, SHES GOT A BATON"
"SHE'S GONE POSTAL"
Best lines ever ahahhaha
So I randomly looked this movie up and it's very noticeable now that the Gwendy dolls are Sarah Michelle and Christina Ricci
Gina Vendetti and Erin.
Joe Dante directed this flick. The same Guy who made the Gremlins movie.
Haha why were their faces all deformed looking 😂😂😂
One only has eyeballs! Gross!
1:41 You B****, you killed me.
That bit was sorta blipped out but yeah that was kinda said…
She hate those but have to keep because her parents want she be liking it. Oh god it’s dark.
"Oh the humanity"
"I think I broke a nail"
lol
Alan is Jesse, Christy is Jade, Chucky is Commando Elite and Tiffany is Gwendy doll.
I want to be attacked by dolls with the voices of Sarah Michelle Gellar and Christina Ricci.
No, you don't.
@@iim4xii129 You mean should I get stabbed with scissors?
Lol
End up like Sid from Toy Story?
@@fraank69 well he wasn't hurt, just traumatized.
Christy destroyed all her Gwendy dolls, that’s a waste of money.
sheswhyidontwaresocks
This was an underrated move - I thought it was excellent!
1:43 She was really enjoying killing those dolls. 😂
I can't blame her since those dolls tied her up and duct taped her mouth lol.
Man, I sure do love the younger Kristen back in the day, I was like maybe 7 years old.
why is every single line from the dolls hilarious lmao
Yo, Maggot! An officer and a gentleman does not stike a lady
He clearly want eithet
What?
What?
she's going hissing fit Lmao😂😂😂😁😅
1:07 “I’ve always hated these things!!”
Then why’d the hell you collect them?!
-Nostalgia Critic.
Me: He’s made a good point you know.
Well it's more likely that she wanted to get rid of them, but didn't want to upset her parents for buying her all those dolls until she went to college or something.
This part scared me as a kid 😂
She looks so cute bound and gagged. I wish she would have stayed like that for a longer amount of time.
Totally agree!
Wow Toy Story got pretty realistic
Gwendy Dolls attack like the Compsognathus from The Lost World Jurassic Park.
If you can't accessories polveries.....best barbie quote ever
Gregory Smith is one lucky dude!
Gotta love that battle catharsis.
I used to HATE this movie as a kid like it was so weird. Toy Story didn’t used to freak me out but this movie was like wtf...
I loved this movie.
1:43 your killing me 😂
1:41 You b**ch 😂
"It's a Bataan Death March!" Haha omg
Maybe because an officer and a gentleman never takes advantage of a bound and gagged lady? :)
‘She’s gone postal’ 😂
"She's gone Postal" LMAO
iwodtoo
she didn't even seem to care about brad
After how Brad abandoned her to the dolls and did nothing, I don't blame her. She probably thought afterwards: "What about Brad?", "Who is Brad?", or "Brad who?"
Whatever happened to "I only date older guys."?
Mary Jane goes hostel her Barbie-like doll collection.