The ATROCIOUS DESIGNS of Unstable Fables 🍆
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W8, that wolf girl was meant to be "sexy"? I thought she was an intentionally ugly character to show that she is like an annoying Karen or something 🤮🤮🤮
trash
*CONS*
Honestly the concept of the three pigs raising a baby wolf is cute. Wish it was in a better media lol
It's not very close, but there's this movie about a human mother raising two werewolf children on her own. It's called wolf children and it's an emotional watch.
There's this one story of a parent raising four werewolf children. Forgot what happens and the name of it.
With better designs that don’t look like abominations
The way Saber describes the plot makes it sound way more wacky and chaotic than cute, but genuinely funny! The problem is I don't think the writer's were aware of that or just didn't want to go balls deep insane with the idea.
But sadly the designer of the character ruined it with hideous and bizzare looking characters
I used to think that 3 Pigs and a Baby had the best animation and thought the character models were outstanding. Looking at it now, as a 17-year-old, it has one of the worst models I've ever seen. That movie is like a fever dream to me now.
same at 19😭
@Bully peter ratio
Literally the same story including being 17 now. Watched this shit on Netflix i think
I think I watched this as well haha. Never noticed the wolf's faces.
Same.
So what I'm hearing is that the wolf league's entire plan could have been demolished if the teenage wolf was gay
Now that i think about it it wouldn't have been as cringy as what we got tho it's too late to change history
@@enegizedadam”only a fool would dare to change history-“
“I am no fool. What I do, I do only to secure a better tomorrow.”
“Well let’s see if we ‘yiff’ to see it.”
That would had been a more interesting plot tbh.
@@zombies4evadude24 ha ha… ha…
That’s under the assumption they wouldn’t just try again with a guy.
It's not that they have "wiener noses," it's that the mouth is in the wrong place, making the nose appear larger than it is.
I like to think it was called unstable fables because the animators are mentally unstable people who took acid, looked at kids' books and said "we can animate that".
Don't blame the animators, blame the people behind the character designs
So accurate to describe character in this movie
Animators have little too no input on character designs. As a rule, never blame the animators. They're underpaid and overworked.
Why are their mouths separate from their muzzles? Why do they have lips? Why do they
look horrifying?
Lmao
I think the Beastars anime changed their designs slightly from the manga to make them a bit more human proportioned. In the manga Haru's a bit shorter, usually reaching about the middle of Legosi's thigh, and Legosi's claws tended to stand out a bit more even when he tried hiding them.
But otherwise, their "mostly human" proportions helped to disarm the audience so that they observe the cast by human standards, usually before something shocking pulls us back down to the realities of their uneven social structure.
It's such an amazing example of purposeful character design, and shows how anthropomorphism of it's ilk can work really, really well.
Then, we get unstable fables...
Exactly. It's supposed to make you think that yea, they are more human just animals.
But then you'll get pulled out of that in such a harsh way when their animalistic tendencies force themselves out and you can see how so many of the predators suffer.
I love Beastars.
If Haru was shorter one would think she is way younger than Legoshi. And they are in the same class. Although there are very short people who reach like 150 despite being adults
I still despise the designs. Being stuck with them isn’t worth the novelty of that ever-weakening payoff.
Haru is even shorter? Knowing how many bigger animals were in her is scary
@@karolinakuc4783 She's actually older than him. It's an important part of her character that she's aware that she was born into a world that sees her as "prey".
Clearly big names mean nothing: the "nameless" people doing all the hard work are the most important. This just proves it once again.
I like the uncanny design of the animals in Beastars. It adds to the horror element of the show. It gives wolf in sheep's clothing vibes, except it's 'beasts' in human skin.
Yeah me too
Honestly with how the characters look, the fact that the animator for fanboy and chum chum made it makes sense
Oh my fucking god I'm not crazy, fanboy and chum chum was the first thing that came to my mind when I saw this shit
Oh wow. At least with Fanboy and Chum-Chum you can make the argument that TV budgets aren’t super great so you really gotta cut corners where you can. But damn, this really is the best they can do, huh.
I think my brain had a minor explosion because of how much sense that makes.
Atleast Fanboy and Chum Chum made the weird stylization look somewhat *decent*. This is... this is just an abomination.
I KNEW I knew this crazy style from somewhere!
Saberspark: I'm not a furry.
Also Saberspark: -Literally only hangs out with furries-
be cool he is a brony :D
@@oldmonkey7720 Both are atrocious
Furry by association
in fairness, it could just be he jells best with them. there's more to Furrys and even furry culture than just 'animal but anthro'
@@deathstinger13 In all fairness as well, I frankly don't care.
It's just a fun meme to call Saber a furry for any stretch of a reason. I really don't care.
So with beastars, I will say, the deer guy having human hands and feet sketched me the fuck out. Something about really furry hands and feet made me go euUgh.
Same. They need more distinct paw pads in my opinion instead of just fur. The feet specifically looked odd.
@@MizzBellaKitty Dude I saw his grippers and I screamed. Legos hands are a bit more distinct and something about them, idk feels different.
@@MizzBellaKitty really? I didn’t find anything wrong with them
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FLINT LOCKWOOD
I honestly think that the Tortoise and the Hare had a clever idea.
After the race, tortoise becomes arrogant and snobby due to his fame, while the hare humbles up and learns from his failure. It could have been a really good perspective flip.
But alas, we got what we got.
That's Basically the premise of Cobra Kai, flipped perspective of an older tale where one person wins a competition and the other loses.
Let's see how long this episode lasts on TH-cam 💀
Yes I can see it's gonna last probably
Yep 💀
I'm guessing... 0.8 hours.
I’m willing to bet 6 hours
I’d say about 32:22
over 8 minutes!! aha!!
What's sad is there's actually some potential in these base ideas. The biggest problems, as stated, is the design is gross/hideous and the story writing needs a lot better refinement and fuller plot.
I honestly love that Theodore from Alvin and the Chipmunks, Alan from Two and a Half Men, and Greg Heffley'a dad are all in 3 Pigs and a Baby 💀
The only unstable thing about this movie is the sanity of the character designer.
Annoying bots aside, the pigs look okay
@@mariajimenafigueroa233 yeah. They're probably the best designs in the whole movie.
He needs help
@im sacred haha good one.
unless they want trigger the furry, that's no excuse
honestly shocked that the bird characters didn't get a similar treatment of having the beak somehow replace only the nose; that would've been hilarious
i think i would literally cry seeing that
That reminds me to the penguin from neko mews potty trouble (or however you write that)
Pd: it is also in neko mews nightmares but it is the same design
"handsome eagle" core
then you would get Xavier: renegade angel.
medley zelda
I swear to god, seeing 3 Pigs And A Baby’s trailer over and over again while trying to watch Chicken Little scarred me as a kid for the freakishly hellish abominations I’ve bear witnessed to with how the wolves looked like.
Seeing them again just brought up memories, and now I can’t sleep again.
I actually watched 3 pigs and a baby when I was little, and I was too young to care for the character designs, but now that I see this, I realize that my young mind was cursed because of how ugly it is looking at it way older
Same, I remember my sister and I watching it at least a few times because we liked it. We honestly, probably still have the DVD somewhere. Also I loved wolves. (still do) So who caaares what they look like, it's my favorite animal lol. We were still a bit weirded out by parts, but not enough to ruin our whole experience.
Same, but I do remember thinking teenage Lucky was ugly
I think what makes these designs much more uncanny is how HUGE the heads are. The turtles at least have a sort of normal head to body ratio, which makes them easier to look at 🏊
Note that babies have especially big heads in relation to the rest of their bodies, and to a lesser degree older children. The big head is a staple of caricature, but the association in the human mind with infants and young children just adds creepiness…
@@markiangooley Yeah, good point.
What makes it even worse is that the seperation between neck and head isn't very clear, so the head just looks like some weird mass attached to the body where the head should be
Yeah I agree, the only thing off about the tortoises is the fact they have TEETH, but besides that they're the least offensive in terms of design. XD
@@cintronproductions9430 omg I thought the same thing!!! Those teeth made me so uncomfortable fr
@Whaa_t this guys a bot, don’t click the link
The turtle is just one of the "If you'd like to drink alcohol I prefer you did it at home" parents
Maybe they're French tortoises.
That's actually legal in a number of places, even in the US.
Red wine is often drunk by anyone of any age in Italy I believe, correct me if I am wrong though.
Well anyone 5 or older, but close enough
@@tultsi93 or german
I watched these as a kid, I thought the wolves looked so cool and so I started drawing wolves like that.
My childhood was...questionable.
Same here, man. This has scarred me for life💀💀💀
Thing is that Nearly Naked Animals and a few other shows had similar character designs, but while those were bearable due to being 2d, seeing the shadow and contour of the pizza slices with strap-ons at every angle is... yipe
Ehhh, I gotta disagree with Almost Naked Animals...those are still horrid to look at. XD But I agree that in general 2D can be a lot more forgiving with odd shapes in a character design. Maybe Spliced for another Canadian example.
I would say Ice Age managed to get scruffy and "ugly" right in 3D tho.
Yeah... But now that you reminded me of that show, I am slightly angry at you. Like that show is both ugly and annoying.
Thank you for mentioning that show, I watched like 3 seconds of it as a kid and I always thought it was a dream I remembered for some reason and didn't want the search in my search history (even in incognito because you still get targeted ads from incognito history).
Almost Naked Animals is a fever dream but was also a major part of my childhood, and I kept wondering for years if it was real or if I imagined it... I think they have episodes on TH-cam, ngl. I remember recently rediscovering the show and listening to the theme song again.
at least that show was meant to be gross and ugly lmao
I like how Saber immediately put a mumbled “gross” after mentioning Weinstein Company.
And then “based” after Jim Henson
Genuinely laughed so hard
but weinstein is based
This entire movie seems like the kind of joke Family Guy would make about Bob's Burger's animation to make themselves feel better about their own animation.
Family Guy actually made a joke about Bob's Burger's animation by saying it looked like it was made in a moving car. I believe this was from that episode with Trump.
@@allenmurallo3730 That is very ironic considering Family Guy is animated like a low budget educational cartoon about household economics.
@whaaa t That's an air fryer potato wedges recipe.
@@ShiningStar5022 It a bot
There’s a big difference to stylising and cartooning an animal for an animated project, and COMPLETELY RESTRUCTURING ITS SKULL
The fact each movie starts with the intros having the ugly weasel ferrets and alot of the time closeups of them really is a warning to what your getting into
At least Hoodwinked actually looked the way it did because of the smaller budget,and it did very good,Unstable Fables looks terrible.
To be fair, hoodwinked actually had an engaging story and the designs weren't _terrible_ , it just looks dated compared to pixar (the incredibles was released a year earlier). The unstable fables wolves have _REALLLY_ floppy noses, like, I half expected them to have a wet slappy noise every time they moved.
@@donutchan8114 😂😂 I can just imagine those 'Wet slapping' noises
@@donutchan8114 probably the best way to describe Hoodwinked. The animators did what they could with the tech and budget given to them.
I loved watching Hoodwinked as a child.
The fact Hoodwinked and Unstable Fables are from the same company is baffling
@@midnights2631 No way!
The guy that designed the Fanboy and ChumChum having designed these characters makes perfect sense. Absolutely atrocious, both of them.
Even then FBACC characters still look better than the wolves designs in this film
@@ethanthomsen3973 Also has a better atmosphere too
I know voice actors still got to eat. But it kills me inside to see Tom Kenny be a part of so many terrible B movies
you'd think voicing one of the most famous cartoon characters to ever exist, along with several other well known cartoons, would pay pretty well, but unfortunately not, makes me sad :(
@@jasperjazzie I fully agree with you
I remember seeing the 3 Pigs and A Baby film when I was about 7 after renting it from RedBox. This is Alpha and Omega levels of forgotten memories for me ngl
oh my god don’t get me started on alpha and omega i had such an unhealthy relationship with those movies. i can quote almost anything from the first film and my parents hate me for it
I envy you cause I vividly remember watching it with my parents and older brothers💀
The Latin Spanish dub of 3 Pigs and a Baby took an additional step on capitalizing on Shrek. In case you don't know, the Latin Spanish dub of Shrek was filled with Mexican typical phrases, as Donkey was dubbed by famous local comedian Eugenio Derbez. Thus, instead of Gingy asking Farquaad if he knew the Muffin Man, he asks if he knew about Pin Pon, a character from a Latin American children's song. After "I'm a Believer" plays in the end, Donkey says "Jue horrible, jue horrible" ("It was horrible, it was horrible"), a famous phrase said by Derbez. 3 Pigs and a Baby was one of many Mexican dubbed animated movies that, influenced by Shrek, ended up turning a comic relief character into a walking talking compilation of Mexican modisms (the dub of Barnyard had Pip the mouse being that type of character for instance). That way, the Straw Pig ended up as that kind of character: e.g., he says "¡Orale! ¡No creen que esta vez se pasaron de veras!" (something among the lines of "Wow! Don't you think they have crossed the line this time?") at one scene. Also, a big pig bully says he wants to play "Lobo, ¿Estás Ahí?" ("Wolf, are you in there?") with the adopted wolf. That, as you may have supposed, is a traditional Latin American children's game.
@Flash bang shut
Tengo que escuchar eso xD
From one Latino to another I thank you for this neat trivia. (I'm Puerto Rican.)
The polish Shrek dub also uses native cultural references. What a well made movie it is.
The Brazilian Shrek dub also uses some clever pop culture references, it's regarded here as one of the best national movie dubs for a reason
As a character designer, this hurts. This hurts me so much.
It reminds me of that one CN show years back. Forgot the name, it's like shaved animals on a island or resort?
@@lilskipper8002 Im pretty sure its called Almost Naked Animals
Same.
It all looks so... Horrifying...
In retrospect, maybe the character designers were horror creature designers.
That would explain stuff.
@@waterwayv5010 yep that was the name of it.
@@lilskipper8002 hell even that show had some kind of restraint
When I was little I saw this movie, and thought the concept was cute, the 3 pigs rasing the wolf. As I got older I realized the movie had a lot of weak spots, but it still has a place in my heart. Also I never thought the designs of the wolf's were inappropriate.
I can't watch anymore my eyes have melted from my skull, 20:40 was my limit still will like and comment to show support, but this is the only video so far, I couldn't finish, those character designs just make my brain cry, and I have been subbed to you since 2018
Unstable Fables actually had potential, especially the three pigs one. They could’ve made it a heist movie ala Ocean’s Eleven where the wolves are trying to rob the rich pigs. THAT would’ve been cool. But you can tell they didn’t have a whole lot of ideas for these movies.
kinda like how Hoodwinked was a "the usual suspects" mystery for most of the movie.
Weak rhymes with critique so you know if you're going to critique like hey this is this is never going to work or whatever then i just say you know what let's see you try it and then we'll see how you do
@@robproductions2599 critique and creation are different skills, i don't need to know how to make a cake but i know you don't use anchovies
The only pain I can imagine if the animators having to come up with this plot and animation for kids to enjoy
It’s creepy
The snout is alright. If it was made in 2D.
But yeah... Unstable Fables has to be one of the most horrifying CGI movie studios I've ever seen.
@don't be surprised you're making fun of yourself huh?
you made another channel?
some of them might be anti-furry
three pigs and a baby used to be on netflix waaaaay back when and has permeated the darkest corners of my mind ever since
I actually remember watching the pigs' movie with my father one day, and the reason why it was kept in my head was because in one scene the wolf boy listens to a cassette and repeats a phrase... and that got stuck in my head for years
It’s interesting how the non-mammals had less offensive designs, like the duck or turtles. That soul patch and floppy schnitzel on the wolf was unforgivable. Great video!
Im not gonna lie the duck or goose or whatever it is at 19:52 really doesnt have a terrible design, i genuinely dont hate it compared to all the other designs in these movies lol
Whenever I see character designs like this, I always wonder what the character concepts looked like initially. More often than not, the designs would look great in 2D but not as a 3D model
Honestly while I don't care for how illumination movies look at all, Eric Guilllon's art is really good.
Same cannot be said for the Samsonadzes.
Even Anthro characters on trading cards have better designs than this movie.
After hearing your discussion of why creators use anthropomorphic animal characters, I'm interested in your take on the anime Odd Taxi. It has an interesting twist on a Tokyo inhabited by anthropomorphic animals.
the design of the wolfs like an almost naked animals,seriousily i'm not joking.😆😆😆
These character designs remind me so much of that one female character from Tuff Puppy. If you don't know, they both basically committed the same sin of not using the snout as the mouth it's supposed to be
Yea you think they would of looked at it and fixed it, but nope.. :/
Yeah, I was wondering why the girl felt a little forgettable. Because, the main protag dog was actually kinda handsome to me in a dorky way. I don’t know how you can butcher the main protag’s design and then make his companion lackluster.
@@dfquartzidn6151 i remember that one. jerry trainor was funny.
@@prjoliphant7951 Actually yeah, that’s a good way of saying it. Although she was always a good character, I still think they could’ve done better with her design.
@@prjoliphant7951 Oh okay sorry, lol. I can’t remember which one’s the mom.
Speaking as a furry artist who has experimented with anthro designs before, one of the biggest pet peeves of mine are anthro characters whose heads and faces are too human-shaped, like these ones. With the bodies, I find you can usually play around with the ratio of human-to-animal in them without much issue, (though personally I prefer to make their proportions similar to the animal they're based on, like making an elephant tall and broad or giving a ferret a long torso and short limbs), but the head designs make or break an anthro character for me. I never care for cartoon animals whose basically look like a regular human head with fur and a few animal bits pasted on. At best it just looks like someone who visited the facepainting booth at the carnival, at worst it looks like... well, this movie. Even if they didn't have those awful dick-noses for muzzles, the dealbreaker for me would be the eyes. I prefer anthro eyes to resemble their real-life counterpart, or at the very least blend in with the art style and the shape of the head. With these ones, most of their eyes just look unnatural and way too human looking, being small, forward-facing, and on a flat vertical plane with a big forehead and eyebrows. That's why the tortoise's face is way more appealing than the rabbit's; he actually has a natural shape to his head, with his big round eyes situated near the sides of his face like an actual tortoise. Meanwhile, the rabbit looks like a hairy, beady-eyed human with big ears and whiskers.
Overall, I don't care if anthros look realistic or stylized; the least I ask for is consistency- one thing that bothered in Zootopia is how the horse and elephant characters in the movie had flat hooves for hands with no fingers or thumbs. I mean you could argue the elephants at least have their trunks to manipulate tools and objects and stuff but how the hell do the horses operate their smartphones and stuff as seen in the film? My Little Pony could get away with that because everyone had hooves and you could argue that magic is involved (and it's funnier), but in Zootopia it stands out and raises too many questions.
As a furry cartoon hobbyist, I’m all in for realistic humanoid bodies/cartoon bodies, or more animal-like bodies. My characters’s bodies are more like you said, animal shaped. For example, my chicken character is more round and plump, but I do have a duck character that is rather skinny, yet she doesn’t have major human-like proportions. I like a mixture of both and then sometimes one or the other.
Though I have a massive pet peeve with werewolf designs. I want a werewolf to have a snout and not just a human face with one slightly wolf-like nose. Honeslty, Lupin wolf in Harry Potter was great imo, the uncanny human skin over wolf-like body proportions made it all the more freaky imo. The big fuzzy werewolves that are just giant furries are fine… but they’re too anthro wolf and not enough human mutation. But at least they’re better than the lackluster nose on human face with fangs, basically just face paint and a bit of hair. That always annoyed the crap out of me.
And as someone who was obsessed and still kinda is obsessed with Zootopia, I agree. I'd also like to say that there were horses/zebra/equines/etc. Ungulates in general with hands similar to the sheep hands, so like hands with long nails so fingers were like 50/50 actual finger and "hoof nail"; They just didn't use them for all of the background ungulates for time/cost reasons and they already had the hoof hand versions ready as the base they'd used, so they just did that for all the background ungulates and went through the plan for the ones like Gazelle and Bellwether/Doug. In later fan QnA's one of the directors(maybe a writer) said he decided the hoof hands were like a birth defect that had some stigma and challenges like other disabilities.
I'm not even a furry and the furries with too human faces bother me. Deeply. There's a game called Zenless Zone Zero coming out with some anthros in it, and the character who seems like he'll be the most fun to play happens to be one of the anthros with a weirdly human face. It's not as bad as others I've seen but it's just enough to be weird to look at.
As for Zootopia, I thought the lack of hands on elephants made some sense because of the trunk, but the one-toed ungulates bothered me too. They should've just given them a sort of 'mitten' shaped hand where they have one finger and one thumb. It's still an extra digit, but then again, I'm pretty sure they REMOVED some digits on some animals, so adding an extra... doesn't really matter.
EDIT: I forgot to mention Zootopia has domestic pigs and sheep which drives me insane. The sheep also have their tails docked.
Where can I look at your art? Just curious
I design my animal characters to be basically humans with animal features- "nekos" I guess you could call them, but not limited to just cats. A couple examples- a rabbit with a muzzle, ears, and tail and a sheep with horns, a tail, and hooved feet, but otherwise human bodies. For the mentioned rabbit character, I did try to draw more animal-like legs and feet when designing them, but I couldn't get them to look right since I didn't have enough skill. I do have more traditional anthro characters, such as a racoon or deer that actually look like the animal they're supposed to be, but most of the time, it's just way easier for me to draw something humanoid than animalistic depending on the features due my limited abilities. It is unfortunately inconsistent, but I'm happy with what I have.
3 pigs and a baby was something I watched a bunch of times as a kid, this video just unlocked like a deep childhood memory for me
Yeah me too.
Same.
same
I love how worked up some are about the wine.
Come to Europe.
I had an argument with a friend last week. Her mum made her cake for school to share with friends.
In the end of the day she told me it was a egg liquorice cake.
I don't drink/eat alcohol because of religion. I then refused a second piece now that I knew. She got mad over me not eating it, saying I am not getting drunk on cake.
The argument was 90% her telling me that everything at their home is done with alcohol since she was 3years old. Meat sits in wine, whisky into the salad dressing, and ❇cake❇
And that is totally normal in Europe.
As a Muslim, reading this gave me the :/ face. Europeans have made great innovations, culture, etc. but sometimes, we see stuff like this and it’s like “Welp”.
@@dfquartzidn6151
I know how you feel!
It's such a WTF sometimes talking to them😅
@No, that's wrong! Well, I’m sorry if we have made some misunderstandings.
@No, that's wrong! I think that the original poster was only talking about a specific interaction rather than an overall generalization of European people and how this person just used it as an excuse to chastise them for not wanting alcohol
@No, that's wrong!
and when you cook alcohol, say wine for example, the alcohol content is evaporated as part of the process.
Even if a piece of meat marinates overnight in it or a cake is soaked in it, the alcohol content will evaporate in the heat of the cooking process and leave only the flavour.
Here in the UK the most well known examples are traditional Christmas cake, soaked in brandy (if I remember correctly), the alcohol acts as a preservative as much as a flavour and develops over time.
And beer battered fish and chips, considered better than the regular batter bc the beer imparts carbonation and airiness.
Other than that we have cultural imports like Tiramisu.
Rishi saying “I’m a furry, I get it” is a total mood moment, and I kinda wanna hear more of her now
Same....She's kinda cute.
@@jbiehlable a
@@epicness_gamer Indeed. "A"
I dont, she goes on too long about unfunny jokes, feel free to disagree
@@OversizedSausage me and the others will be sure to absorb all her airtime so you don't have to see her.
I never knew Tortoise vs Hare was a part of a trilogy, this is terrifying
I never even realized the Tortoise vs. Hare was the only part of the trilogy. I saw the other two but only thought that Fracture Fairy tales stopped after Goldilocks and Three Pigs flopped.
The only one I knew about for the longest period of time was the first one.
@@GatorRaysame
Fever dream vibes
When I was a kid, I actually really liked Goldielocks and the Three Bears, and I still have it on DVD. Although yeah, looking back, the designs are really weird and it definitely feels pretty low budget. But as a kid I really actually enjoyed it, and found the humor in it. I've probably seen it a lot more times than I'd like to admit lol.
I had no idea the tortoise and the hare was a part of this trilogy, this movie was an establishing part of my childhood
These designs feels like a what if Dingo Pictures had 3D software. And this would be the result of that technology.
how to fail furry art
Nah, theirs would look EVEN WORSE
I swear they look like a possible result of a studio made of former employees from Dingo Pictures & Video Brinquedo (I think I spelled that last word right)
The worst and funniest thing I found that was dumb and also hilariously STUPID is that in the 3 pigs movie, the wolves waited years just for a baby wolf to grow up so they could eat the pigs, YEARS JUST TO EAT 3 PIGS!
Also, in those same years the blown-down houses of straw and sticks were rebuild. Some cow builders rebuild them as the wolves deliver the baby and they are finished by when the wolf is a teenager. Like, what? One of the main points of the classic three little pigs story is that straw and stick houses only take a few hours or less to build! Also, why don't the cows rebuild those houses using bricks? Didn't the pigs learn their lesson after the first wolf attack? That was yet another main point of the original story!
The wolves plan was completely flawed from the start. They should of been moved on from the pigs when the wolf who came up with the plan stated they would wait till the wolf is a teenager.
Wolf 1:Oh hell nah I’m not waiting years just to get a hold of three fucking pigs.
Wolf 2:Time to bail.
oh and lets talk about the fact that the teen wolf girl literally looks like an adult, and was literally around before lucky was even a thing
@@pearlykangel She look like a trans
This video unlocked a memory. i watched the goldilocks and the three bears one all the time growing up…
8:12 It's like he's lagging out!
"$10,000 to kiss the pig"
*I see this as an absolute win*
The large piece of hair on Goldilocks’ head is definitely sentient. I could totally picture it coming to life and suffocating me in the middle of the night.
It will.
Hide.
I remember watching these as a kid. You just unlocked a memory I had forgotten for over 10 years
17:45 I remember one chatter in the chat saying “Ayo hear me out” lmao
Lesson today: Don’t give a s*x offender a kids flim to work on.
very... interesting lesson you told us, Green Dash Productions.
You mean, never let zoophiles entertain your children.
Weistein didn't worked on movie directly, he was just some man-behind-the-man-behind-the-man producer. Do really think that one of the most powerful and rich producers himself directed some second rate movies? He did a lot of horrible deeds, but this one is not one of them
Now I want to see Family Guy make an episode where Quagmire has to make a kid's film. Or else the house of mouse will boot him from the show.
I watched this as a kid, the three little pigs one, and I've ALWAYS wanted to hear a commentary from you. My dreams are coming true. All is right now. Thank you so much for providing me this treasure in my lifetime.
Same. Honestly, up until now, it was one of those things where I vaguely remembered a few things but not enough to try and find it
So it means that you regret watching it, right?
I thought the noses of the wolves were to make the designs look more cartoony, but failing to do so.
I live in Romania and I remember these movies being sold allong with a newspaper. I absolutely loved these movies, my favorite was the Goldylocks one...worst one was the hear and tortise
The noses could work for a character or two. The wolf scientist looks good IMO. I get the impression from that he's supposed to be creepy, so black lips and a huge nose lends to that. The problem is that they all have it, so we fault the design all-together.
I thought the same thing too. They’re not all bad but because they all it, it does look weird 😅
These designs are fitting to the name. They’re unstable. They’re just so uncanny and disturbing😭
26:38 - Well, ONE mammal looks like that, but I would never make that the basis for all my designs. I am talking about the proboscis monkey males. :P
I first heard about Unstable Fables on Tumblr years back (back when everyone still used that site), and the post I learned about it from referred to the female "wolf" design as one of the worst character design they ever saw. I'd have to agree with that statement, I've seen ugly cartoon designs before, but these ones take the cake.
They move like they're aliens pretending to be humans.
furries in a nutshell
@leaked footage you don't need to Spam
@@StoryTheSilly as a furry, lol
@@StoryTheSilly If the characters were designed by actual furries they'd look much better.
my god everyones responding to me 🗿
Tortoise vs Hare is my childhood!
It’s cringe yes but it’s also nostalgic and hilarious sometimes as well.
@Emotional Damage this is a bot
Same
I never got to watch the others as a kid, but I watched Goldilocks so many times as a kid
@@PKMNResearcherSkyler Same.
@@PKMNResearcherSkyler i watched all of them....
if i didnt still have the DVDs of these films at home, i could have sworn i hallucinated them all. those stories are genuinely insane and somehow i actually kind of liked them as a kid
This video just uncovered a very deep memory of mine from watching 3 Pigs and a Baby. I remember watching it and two nights later I had a horrible nightmare that I couldn't wake up from based on the film :D
I'm extremely happy that I never witnessed these monstrosities as a child lol
I Envy you
Same!
Me neither. My DVD copy of _The Princes' Quest_ previewed this stuff, but I stuck with Pixar work instead.
Me too
as someone who had Tortoise vs. Hare, i envy you
Literally the only design in any of these movies that doesn’t suck is the tortoise
A fitting comment from a fellow ROTMNT fan! Also, which character is your favorite? I relate way too much to Donnie lol
@@ravenwashere1776 Raphael forever, boi lmao
Nice to see another Rise fan in the wild!
@@RaphEnthusiast Honestly, I relate a lot to all of them, especially Donnie, Raph, and Leo. Older sibling that's chaotic and also a nerd that doesn't understand sarcasm lol
I've watched all three of the movies talked about here !
I haven't watched them in a long time but I do remember my lil tween brain liked it enough to remember them
They were fun movies in my heart.
Back when I didn't care much for character design, animation or if the story was even super good. If the people in it were nice, the bad guys get what they deserved and they were happy at the end then that was good enough for me.
That song we are family will be in my head forever, and I don't know why.
I haven't watched the full video but I'm definitely excited to watch this fully when I can!
I had 0 idea it was gonna be Unstable Fables. I remember Tortoise Vs. Hare fondly for some reason and always wanted to go back to it.
tf was my dumbass thinking?
When I try to remember the 3 pigs, I always view the wolves as good-looking. Must be my brain trying to protect me, repressing memories of what they really looked like
I can’t help for have a special place in my heart for the Goldilocks and the Three Bears movie. It was a movie I watched a lot during my childhood. And I found it sweet how they make Goldilocks a part of the family.
Every single time he said Weinstein literally gaged and in my head cursed the name all the way into infinity. Also great vid. Love your stuff
Man, I really feel like a lot of these characters could have been salvaged somewhat if they’d just shortened the distance between the snouts and mouths
I used to own Tortoise vs the Hare as a kid and I kind of enjoyed it. One day a friend of mine was like "Oh you watch unstable fables? Why not borrow my copy of Three Pigs and a baby sometime." Shit made me hate wolves for like three years. Not only did the characters look disgusting, not a single one of them had a likable personality. It was just garbage.
I shouldn’t be surprised but, were none of the pigs likeable?
@@dfquartzidn6151 No I hated every signal one of them
@@zero-chan1830 sounds about right
oh my god i remember hare vs tortoise i thought i hallucinated it as a 6 year old
I watched at least one of these movies (I think the Hare and the Tortoise) as a young child and some of the characters actually scared me 😭
I had COVID-19 and out of sheer curiosity watched "Three Pigs and a Baby" on TH-cam. I remember sitting there in my room wondering what the hell was in the Mucinex I had just taken. OH BOY did I contemplate my life choices after watching that.
I'm always down to watching Saberspark talking about another movie with anthro characters!
@beyond your imagination this one's an actual bot
Zoophilia is disgusting and illegal. You should all be ashamed
I kind of want to see him talk about twokinds if he hasnt yet
@@LevitheEldritchAbomination I'm genuinely unsure of which one is a bot right now lol
@@chgjake2230 same. So confusing.
*If the noses weren't so horrible I may have actually enjoyed watching these*
1:15 joke def would've been better 10 years ago
1:02 Why does she look like the furry version of Scarlett Overkill?
We don't know still
The 3 little pigs and the baby is one of those movies that I felt only I watched and remembered so it always seemed like a fever dream. Glad to see people are remembering what atrocious designs and writing this had 👍
I grew up watching this so many times and being upset that the character’s snouts looked so strange lol
They look like they're about to fall off of their faces.
Same, I remember my sister and I watching it at least a few times because we liked it. We honestly, probably still have the DVD somewhere. Also I loved wolves. (still do) So who caaares what they look like, it's my favorite animal lol. We were still a bit weirded out by certain scenes and obviously character design, but not enough to ruin our whole experience.
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS VIDEO FOR YEARS!
Oh god.
I watched Three Pigs and a baby when I was really little.. my parents barrow the film from VideoEZY (or was it blockbusters? Idk, all I know it was some video rental store).
And let me just say, after seeing this video.. I can understand why my brain wanted to not remember that film.
"They wanted to capitalize on the success of Hoodwinked"--That sentence is doing some HEAVY lifting.
"Double headed squirrels want equal feeding times." -one of the stories in the newspaper that the wolf reads.
This unlocked a childhood memory which was suppressed, I remember watching this as a 6 year old child on dvd at my grandmas house, I'm now 18 and watching a review on it XD
I suddenly have an urge to rewrite these movies, even though I absolutely DO NOT have the skills to remake them.
One time at school my ELA teacher was showing us a video on youtube and after the video one of these movies played and I just kept making jokes about it because it just looked bad. Im really glad you made a video on them because now I have more reasons to clown on them :)
Them and you for that username and profile picture
@@RavHous I'd call you a clown, but clowns have talents' and purpose.
@@RavHous they have a normal username and pfp though, what's there to clown on?
@@HogartHughes there's literally nothing unusual about their name or pfp, get a grip
@@RavHous
Congratulations on having the moldiest take in the comments section.
Despite its limitations, the Tortoise vs Hare is a legitimately funny sports parody movie and no one can convince me otherwise.
Kind of sad they didn’t each get their own video critiquing them. There aren’t a lot of spoofs of the Tortoise and the Hare or Goldilocks because of their simplicity even though they’ve been in the public domain a long time. So I appreciate lower budget movies like this for even attempting to expand upon the characters and themes in ways that make sense.
Like how they make the Hare dad somewhat sympathetic as he really just wants to redeem himself because he believes his family sees him as a loser ever since he lost the race.
It’s gotten to him so much that he gets mini seizures whenever someone mentions the catchphrase “slow and steady wins the race”
(Kind of a a better chicken little if Buck was in the position of chicken little character arc wise.)
Or Goldilocks invading people’s houses in order to flip them obvious to the actual harm she’s doing by touching people stuff without their consent.
I watched the tortoise and the hare movie many times as a kid and I’m surprised by how much the dialogue clips live in my head rent free. I agree it was the best out of the three
oh my god i remember these movies!! my art teacher in elementary school used to play them when we had free days. the tortoise and the hare was my favorite of the three. i think we asked for them by name a few times.