What the HELL is Goat Story?

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  • @kurtisconner
    @kurtisconner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19743

    loved this!!! misery loves company so i'm glad more people are finding out about this movie haha

  • @Isuckatvideogames210
    @Isuckatvideogames210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1182

    Toy story with sex just brings the "andy's mom's toy" meme to life

  • @mikimiki2245
    @mikimiki2245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +773

    watching this in 1080p is actually gonna make me sick wHY DOES EVERYTHING JIGGLE

    • @cintronproductions9430
      @cintronproductions9430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Because everything in this movie is made of literal crap! XD

    • @Blablablablabla392
      @Blablablablabla392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      JIGGLE PHYSICS

    • @Rekter
      @Rekter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      miki miki
      I haven’t watched the video yet, but that sounds like some sort of anime physics-

    • @smalljared64
      @smalljared64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its your computer trying to kill you

    • @swag_birb6706
      @swag_birb6706 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tiddy

  • @kenoboyd9929
    @kenoboyd9929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I got a God ad in the middle of this movie, someone's telling me that I need Jesus for what I have witnessed

    • @armyshope
      @armyshope 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well it's goat story the goat is "Devil/Satan" the adversary of God.
      You just got a good sign

    • @ana7icia
      @ana7icia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ahahahah

    • @meg2249
      @meg2249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I keep getting adds for online colleges, lol. ‘Parently I need more schooling based on my video selections. (I have a Bachelors in science)

    • @petermarsella6537
      @petermarsella6537 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I got a "this kid's dead body washed up on the shore of Turkey" like TH-cam you can't show people that stuff

    • @petermarsella6537
      @petermarsella6537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@HipHipHip an ad for god. They're advertising the biggest religion to currently exist

  • @corbettbalcaitis
    @corbettbalcaitis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    nobody is saying this, but saber can do car voice over for a hotwheels movie
    car: pretends to drift
    saber: EEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH AAHAHHHHHHHHHHHH BRRRRRRRRRRRR AHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @CyBon13
    @CyBon13 ปีที่แล้ว

    KURTIS CONNER!!!!!!!!!!!! This video was made in September of 2020 and Kurtis' video was made in August so I imagine this is why you got recommended this movie

  • @NoahTheArtist1
    @NoahTheArtist1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3088

    This looks like a movie my school would play for recess if it was raining...

    • @faceache6262
      @faceache6262 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      I feel bad for you

    • @LostApotheosis
      @LostApotheosis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Did your teachers hate you?

    • @animekitty6460
      @animekitty6460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      That is an oddly specific yet completely accurate point you make. 100% can confirm.

    • @triplehearts914
      @triplehearts914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      this is 100% accurate. stuff like this or the live action cat in the hat movies are what we were forced to watch lmao

    • @Pengulin
      @Pengulin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Your school plays movies?

  • @rosepilling275
    @rosepilling275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2522

    I have a weird movie recommendation for you to check out, it's called "Romeo And Juliet: Sealed With A Kiss" it's a 2D animated retelling of Romeo and Juliet where most of the characters are Seals it's so weird and there's a really annoying character called something like Kissy the Kissing Fish that was voiced by the daughter of the Movie's creator when she was a little girl. It's so strange, I definitely think it's right up your alley.

    • @goodoldfashionedangel
      @goodoldfashionedangel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      OMG. YES.

    • @burstnbubbles8163
      @burstnbubbles8163 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      OMG! I remember watching this when I went through a Romeo and Juliet phase (I was really young and had watched the garden gnomes version). This would be amazing to see him review!!!!

    • @wig9916
      @wig9916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      YES

    • @Carna-200
      @Carna-200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Omg I remember that movie I had it on DVD...

    • @ArtsyPhalanges
      @ArtsyPhalanges 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      YES OMG! XD

  • @dotheflip4706
    @dotheflip4706 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1536

    SaberSpark: “Czech names are hard to pronounce”
    Polish names: “Allow us to introduce ourselves”

    • @Jeff-ij1mm
      @Jeff-ij1mm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      as a slovakian i agree

    • @StarDustedCloud
      @StarDustedCloud 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      As another Polish person, i agree

    • @StarDustedCloud
      @StarDustedCloud 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @TwojaUlubionaRyba oh my god, i didn't know you were Polish, Buff Monokuma!

    • @StarDustedCloud
      @StarDustedCloud 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @TwojaUlubionaRyba Yeah i know, don't worry

    • @JohnDarksoul69
      @JohnDarksoul69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      if you slam your head on the keyboard, there's a 99% chance you'll end up with a polish name

  • @elainejsta
    @elainejsta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1580

    “It’s because I’m a goat...”
    “Well, maybe a little bit”

    • @patrikkralik3610
      @patrikkralik3610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Bruh that joke killed me as a kid...

    • @bananaspice1967
      @bananaspice1967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Baaaah

    • @martinhroch344
      @martinhroch344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      "No, it's because you don't have any nails in your boobs."
      -Kurtis Conner

    • @Vulnresati
      @Vulnresati 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thats a good reply honestly

    • @ana7icia
      @ana7icia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@martinhroch344 OAKSKWNKKA

  • @klemmteastwood
    @klemmteastwood 4 ปีที่แล้ว +775

    these designs look like human versions of crazy frog

    • @D_LGND
      @D_LGND 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Plot twist: they cloned crazy frog and put them in a human suit

    • @victoryjamz
      @victoryjamz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      R/RareInsults

    • @cottoncandy2023
      @cottoncandy2023 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahaha

    • @armyshope
      @armyshope 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      At least Crazy frog is a memorable character

  • @DAK111
    @DAK111 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    As a czech person, thank you for showing everyone what kind of nightmares we have to watch as kids.

  • @deepblume6611
    @deepblume6611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1914

    The female character looks like a Heavily modified Skyrim characrer

  • @afoxwithahat7846
    @afoxwithahat7846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +738

    When the screen turned black, I asked "which character is this?"
    It was my face...

    • @themaqueovelic2195
      @themaqueovelic2195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      So you got to see something good looking for a change after the video? Lucky you

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Amazing. Someone turned this joke into a compliment.

    • @persian338
      @persian338 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😶

    • @Wendigo-Bait
      @Wendigo-Bait 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Smooth af

    • @afoxwithahat7846
      @afoxwithahat7846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@themaqueovelic2195 I actually went to the barbershop, I look less like a monkey now

  • @JudyBeeGaming
    @JudyBeeGaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    As a Czech citizen, I watched this with my family and nobody bat an eye. I will not apologize for this cuz it was extremely fun to watch.

    • @meriembrasse2873
      @meriembrasse2873 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Czech movies seem to have tons of devil and magic stuff, as a child I seen one about a devil and a magic sewing box and a magic boots that makes u walk for long miles and another magical item I don't remember what it was and I am still looking for the name of the movie , the devil always gets in trouble with those items as he doesn't know how to stop them everytime , it wasn't animated, it was a real movie

    • @TYLERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
      @TYLERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I loved goat story as a kid. I still do as an sdult. It has a special place in my heart

  • @Saberspark
    @Saberspark  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1647

    God bless Kurtis Conner for braving this movie before me! I haven't seen his video yet but I had a lot of viewers tell me that Goat Story drove him insane and I can understand why lol th-cam.com/video/09JlQLSOWbI/w-d-xo.html

    • @tobystick9728
      @tobystick9728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hehe, I am here at your comment 11 seconds after you posted it! NOTICE ME SABER!

    • @Lucas-Nunes
      @Lucas-Nunes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@tobystick9728 HE WON'T HAHAHAHAHHA

    • @hannahkamera829
      @hannahkamera829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Please do the sequel!! It will make me look like this ^-^

    • @oracle6162
      @oracle6162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Kurtis is a trooper

    • @Lucas-Nunes
      @Lucas-Nunes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@hannahkamera829 That's creepy,given that your face will be forced to be disfigured to make that face

  • @patkub3214
    @patkub3214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8517

    Fun fact: in Czechia, beer is cheaper than water.
    EDIT: Another Fun fact for 7k: Czechs are the world record holders in beer drinking. Statistically speaking, every Czech person drinks on average 141 litres of beer in a year (as of 2019), the most per capita in the world. Czech beer is also regarded as one of the best, among German or Irish beers.

    • @FireBunBunNerd
      @FireBunBunNerd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +258

      Drunk

    • @theawkwardskeleton6608
      @theawkwardskeleton6608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +283

      Patrik Kubík never change, Central Europe (except Germany, it’s good you keep changing)

    • @vadifadoms
      @vadifadoms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      That explains a lot

    • @muanofuny7457
      @muanofuny7457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@theawkwardskeleton6608 It's central europe

    • @ArdannaL
      @ArdannaL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +286

      Also fun fact, beer has been safer than water for most of human history.

  • @andyroobrick-a-brack9355
    @andyroobrick-a-brack9355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +742

    Fun fact: Medieval people actually knew how to maintain basic hygiene, and bathed frequently. It's nowhere near the same standards as nowadays, but nothing really was.

    • @pyromaniacalmagpie3198
      @pyromaniacalmagpie3198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Wasnt the "no bathing" thing specific to one single area of the planet?
      It just turned into an "all europeans" thing because, you know, it's trendy to diss on pale people.

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      It was only during the Black Death that Bathing was discouraged (they believed it spread the illness and they might have been right since baths were communal), which then became fashionable after the fact. Queen Isabella of Castile claimed she bathed twice in her life - during her christening and before he wedding.

    • @andyroobrick-a-brack9355
      @andyroobrick-a-brack9355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@pyromaniacalmagpie3198 As much as it would normally make me cringe, yeah. People underestimate the sheer brilliance of Europeans. Not that they were BETTER than other people, but we we're lucky to have had settled in the place that we did.

    • @codemancz798
      @codemancz798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@pyromaniacalmagpie3198 "No bathing" was specific to Brits, the rest of Europe was relatively clean.

    • @DoctorLazers
      @DoctorLazers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Also, all the bad teeth jokes about medieval peoples. Yeah, they didn't have modern dentistry, but they also didn't eat nearly as much corrosive sugars and shit, so they weren't all that bad.

  • @puffinmaster2466
    @puffinmaster2466 3 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    “Highest grossing animated film in the Czech Republic” homie it was the ONLY animated film in the Czech Republic

    • @Game_Hero
      @Game_Hero 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      *Cries in "The Hand"*

    • @mariuspoppFM
      @mariuspoppFM ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Game_Hero he means when he came out

    • @morganicsmoothie964
      @morganicsmoothie964 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Not true, it was the only fully 3d rendered animated film there at the timw

  • @rmsdimples8533
    @rmsdimples8533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1835

    If a movie was named *Goat Story* you would assume the story revolves around a goat...

  • @radimkolar2270
    @radimkolar2270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +665

    I am also czech, and I know that movie is horrible. It actually terrified me.

    • @akaiyoru2681
      @akaiyoru2681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Yeah...kids in my hometown cried after watching it.
      I don't think it did much to me though, watched it multiple times

    • @justcallmelucky
      @justcallmelucky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      AkaiYoru 😂, really?!

    • @akaiyoru2681
      @akaiyoru2681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@justcallmelucky Yeah, I think they were most traumatised after the hanging

    • @akaiyoru2681
      @akaiyoru2681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Entropy101Q We have beautiful movies for children, some live action, some animated. I would say we made good ones until the early 2000s, maybe a bit over, but...I feel like all we release today is trash

    • @patriksolc3025
      @patriksolc3025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ahoj...

  • @toatakanuva4846
    @toatakanuva4846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +689

    Dont worry, Spark, you’re pronouncing “Czech” correctly
    Of course I’d know, I live here
    (You still have to work on how to pronounce “Jan” lmao)

    • @skalarion7973
      @skalarion7973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Show lol ja nevěděla že se na sabera dívá i víc Čechů

    • @jananovotna1428
      @jananovotna1428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@skalarion7973 by mě zajímalo kolik lidí z Česka no sleduje xd

    • @someczechguy4261
      @someczechguy4261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jsem ani nepoznal že se snaží vyslovit Jan.

    • @ernovincze2900
      @ernovincze2900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I guess "Yun" would be a good-enough approximation for an English-speaker to pronounce "Jan"?

    • @nwefe
      @nwefe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      qui aime manger fromage?

  • @rosselanor
    @rosselanor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    That hairy ball with bare legs (11:09) is "Chlupáč od Ježurů" (literally "Hairy one from Jezura's Inn"), one of thousands of Prague's boogeymen. Jezura's Inn was a brothel and this fellow was know for strangling, beating and biting local girls (he even bite off one's nose).

  • @elajzcz6651
    @elajzcz6651 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3023

    Me: A proud Czech
    *Watches the video*
    Me: Not as proud Czech

    • @AdelaTomankova
      @AdelaTomankova 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Same...

    • @hamadalattas5288
      @hamadalattas5288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Last time I watched a movie that has goat like animals and I didn’t finish it so the next day my mother turned on this film on accident and thought it was the same film that I didn’t finish and it was the worst movie I have ever seen

    • @hxmawariellio
      @hxmawariellio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      neasi já-

    • @zosiabialowas1675
      @zosiabialowas1675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Now I'm wondering if we Poles have ours ugly animated movies.. Hello neighbors

    • @elajzcz6651
      @elajzcz6651 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@zosiabialowas1675 Hello right back at ya

  • @Knitboy1997
    @Knitboy1997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7668

    Fun fact: The girl in red is being called "Máca". *BUT THAT IS NOT HER ACTUAL NAME!* "Máca" is a nickname made from the word "macatá" which could be translated as "chubby". So if the joke was kept, in the english version she would be called *THICC*

  • @martinhroch344
    @martinhroch344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1778

    *Fun fact:*
    In the original, Goat is voiced by the same person who voices Marge in Czech dub of The Simpsons and Gru in Despicable Me.

    • @lukasVGL
      @lukasVGL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Omg didn't even notice

    • @veronkun5690
      @veronkun5690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep

    • @Ribbital
      @Ribbital 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      well that would explain the episode where um the melon big boy 2 day bad doctor if you know what I mean

    • @sorenthefunkyman
      @sorenthefunkyman 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      that pains me very much

    • @ohgodpleaseno7374
      @ohgodpleaseno7374 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Steve carrell?

  • @WaxilAnimations
    @WaxilAnimations 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    That hairy monster is actually a Prague legend alongside with the skeletons, the headless man (who is actually an executioner named "Mydlář") and the devil playing cards with mortals to win their souls. Pretty much everything refers to something that does not need to be explained for czech audience, because we often read or hear those stories at a very young age, therefore they do not explain it for us. And Matthew refers to a story of the Mysterious Faust House. Without the context it looks like it does not make any sense, but it actually does - but that doesn't mean it is not weird. Excuse my english, please. I'm trying my best.

  • @petrmasek2611
    @petrmasek2611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6742

    As a citizen of the Czech Republic I can confirm that we watched this as kids IN SCHOOL.

    • @cintronproductions9430
      @cintronproductions9430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +673

      I am so, so sorry.

    • @RedMadMichael
      @RedMadMichael 4 ปีที่แล้ว +366

      Here in Slovakia it was the same for me!

    • @lycanrocthegamerczen1469
      @lycanrocthegamerczen1469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Same

    • @x_niall
      @x_niall 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Same. For me with other class, so

    • @fatui
      @fatui 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Nice profile pic, i love that game

  • @bassistchick13
    @bassistchick13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2704

    Saberspark: I can't say the "S" word within the first two minutes without being demonetized.
    My husband, confused: "... Shrek? ..."

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1892

    "They're like animated caricatures from hell!"
    Sounds like he saw my family photo

  • @haileyhughes4973
    @haileyhughes4973 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    So last year we hosted a foreign exchange student from the Czech Republic, and I remember asking him about this movie. He said it was something they watched IN SCHOOL as CHILDREN. He did say that it was pretty traumatizing and kind of scary.

    • @haileyhughes4973
      @haileyhughes4973 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Also (even though a LOT of people call it this) Czechoslovkia is not the name of either country. See the split between the two countries happened on January 1, 1993. The politically correct names of the these countries are the Czech Republic and Slovakia.

  • @wg5839
    @wg5839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1595

    "Czech names are very hard to say"
    Over all Slavic names are hard to say but try saying polish names

    • @BasicallyOkuyasuIDK66554
      @BasicallyOkuyasuIDK66554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I'm polish and it is confusing for a second especially to spell but if someone tells you how you know how to for a long time!

    • @wg5839
      @wg5839 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@BasicallyOkuyasuIDK66554 I couldn't spell my surname untill my sister taught me lmao

    • @notactuallyacat.
      @notactuallyacat. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Can confirm. I have a polish name with 9 letters and practically none of them are pronounced the way they should be

    • @wg5839
      @wg5839 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@notactuallyacat. I had to teach my mate to say my surname. He is the only English person ik who can say my surname perfectly

    • @beefsmeller27
      @beefsmeller27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I wasn’t able to spell my middle name for a while

  • @metronicmagician1816
    @metronicmagician1816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1105

    You are really not helping your “I’m not a furry” defense with that lion king skit.

    • @CeruleanScribbles
      @CeruleanScribbles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      honestly i don't think there's even a defense anymore

    • @Check_Mate_Bitch
      @Check_Mate_Bitch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol yeah 😆

    • @lhfinatl7068
      @lhfinatl7068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@CeruleanScribbles
      Has Saberspark ever said he 'wasn't' a furry? He simply won't confirm.

    • @SuperiorChaotic
      @SuperiorChaotic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Everyone already knew :>

    • @Marshtru
      @Marshtru 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just gave u 1k likes :))))

  • @aye_ayo
    @aye_ayo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4676

    As a Czech citizen, i apologize for this nightmare monstrosity.

    • @farraca731
      @farraca731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      You guys gave us jan švankmayer, ratafak and those weird tom and jerry cartoons, is all forgiven xD

    • @literallyjustmax347
      @literallyjustmax347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      apology sort of accepted

    • @aye_ayo
      @aye_ayo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      @@farraca731 Ah yes, my childhood is indeed a cursed one lmao

    • @waldatheboye
      @waldatheboye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Same.

    • @Zirafak1980
      @Zirafak1980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes

  • @notchspongbob9124
    @notchspongbob9124 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    God damn it! You unlocked my memory. When I was approximately 9 years old, I was on a trip to Czech Republic, and some other countries of EU. They played it on a bus screen, I was so horrified and embarrassed that I asked bus driver to turn it off. I always was a shy kid, but had to overcome myself, because it was too scary)

  • @GoProKyo
    @GoProKyo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2548

    Thank you for not calling the animation awful, the 3D rigs are insanely articulate. The designs are what are gross, not so much the movements. I appreciate that you're aware of the difference between animation and character design.

    • @seamusmckeon9109
      @seamusmckeon9109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Yeah the modeling is quite impressive

    • @caerbinet476
      @caerbinet476 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      The animation itself is actually pretty well done ngl

    • @anthonysolis7146
      @anthonysolis7146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Check yourself before you wreck yourself watching this :p

    • @WhimZyHasAYouTubeChannel
      @WhimZyHasAYouTubeChannel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It feels like it was rendered in 720p

    • @mm-ez6xn
      @mm-ez6xn ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I fw the art style. It's very grotesque in an old Canterbury Tales animated adaption vein

  • @anezkavoprsalova76
    @anezkavoprsalova76 4 ปีที่แล้ว +722

    On part of all czechia: We apologize. This is disgusting. We all hate it.

    • @darthironzino8605
      @darthironzino8605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I loved that as Kid..they even show this movie in school

    • @Nightweaver1
      @Nightweaver1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      I mean hey, you guys tried. Trying is better than not doing anything.

    • @fourearwolf3315
      @fourearwolf3315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Anezka Voprsalova
      LOL!

    • @owner_mind
      @owner_mind 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@darthironzino8605 do you need a therapist?

    • @vojtechhykys1466
      @vojtechhykys1466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@darthironzino8605 stejně pro mě.

  • @blakdeth
    @blakdeth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +842

    The Czech republic and Slovakia split up a while ago. Czechoslovakia hasn't existed since 1993.

    • @realswobby
      @realswobby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      It would take him less than a minute to check the info, even while recording but why bother...

    • @ducks4rent
      @ducks4rent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yup! One of my classmates lived in Slovakia for about a year a little while ago!

    • @Пинагод
      @Пинагод 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I got a question- is Czech pronounced like how Saber pronounce it??
      Edit: Thanks for the people who replied, you guys saved my ass from a mistake I might commit

    • @sheiks65
      @sheiks65 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Пинагод Yes

    • @Gingersnaps_the_pumpkin_kitty
      @Gingersnaps_the_pumpkin_kitty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@realswobby it's not that deep.

  • @bathos7674
    @bathos7674 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Fun fact: When Saberspark started talking about the czech folklor then in this scene 0:59 is tradional clothing from west Slovakia (more precisely in czech-slovak borders "Kopanice"), where they are quite close to the Czech/Moravian dialect.
    Also I live there :D

  • @eckyboi7448
    @eckyboi7448 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1867

    Saber spark: NO TI**IES!!
    Every single Pixar mom in existence: Hold my beer...

    • @kaonuorah
      @kaonuorah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      hold my F cups

    • @dreadcthuhlu8560
      @dreadcthuhlu8560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      The difference is if Pixar was made by this company you’d prob get a scene where those mom’s show off the goods lol

    • @avictoryrollvintage3713
      @avictoryrollvintage3713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Well that made my Friday seeing saberspark glitch over the word tits 🤣🤣🤣

    • @jamarihernandez7117
      @jamarihernandez7117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      _Hold my bewbs_

    • @buckyheeler8098
      @buckyheeler8098 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hold my ____ Cups.

  • @absolite3574
    @absolite3574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +549

    I got a condom ad after that lion king bit.
    Whether youtube's trying to tell me something or not, I don't think I'd very well be interested.

    • @Lilrob06
      @Lilrob06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      lol

    • @MBLobster
      @MBLobster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      How do they allow that youtube wtf

    • @friendlyghosthost1830
      @friendlyghosthost1830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That moment when TH-cam knows your a furry😢

    • @IAmSchwi
      @IAmSchwi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I got an ad with new born babies in it

    • @karensmit820
      @karensmit820 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

  • @zuzkavamosi8578
    @zuzkavamosi8578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1903

    After realizing that in czech "goats" can mean "boobs", it's hard to not see the name as a pun XD

    • @lensukunai2559
      @lensukunai2559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      Can I pet your goats

    • @goofycidee
      @goofycidee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Waiiit a second

    • @anomaliexxx
      @anomaliexxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      @@lensukunai2559 WAIT SHIT WHY IS THIS FUNNY

    • @forkeater245
      @forkeater245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yeah, Kozy Are goats And boobs in czech, but in czech you can also call boobs Prsa

    • @zuzkavamosi8578
      @zuzkavamosi8578 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@forkeater245 wouldnt that be translated as breasts tho?

  • @pnkgut6659
    @pnkgut6659 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I like how, unlike most critics I watch, he acknowledges the up bringings, like how only 10 people did this, it broke records, etc
    Thank you for existing 👊🏼😩✨

  • @donutchan8114
    @donutchan8114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    "Is it because I'm a goat???"
    "I mean, a little bit..."
    Well alright then

    • @yolkyostritch1692
      @yolkyostritch1692 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      13:24

    • @adam.n-steve
      @adam.n-steve 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Maximus KARAMZALIS Marry your family members and your farm animals too!

  • @SatsukyMirabelle
    @SatsukyMirabelle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2298

    Saberspark: "Is anyone Slovakian at this point?"
    All of us Slovakians: *existential crisis* 👁️👄👁️

    • @LuLa_41
      @LuLa_41 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Thanks for existing my fellow Slovaks, I guess we're over now ;-;

    • @just_foxy35
      @just_foxy35 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      * laughs in czech *

    • @guitarpick2002
      @guitarpick2002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I'm American and was thinking the same thing. Slovakia is a country!

    • @celinathehottie
      @celinathehottie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Lol! I'm pretty sure he said is *it* even Slovakian at this point, as in the Czech Republic.

    • @shiftbutbad
      @shiftbutbad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hello my slovak brotha I'll stop existing now!

  • @abthedragon4921
    @abthedragon4921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +591

    This is something I always found weird about American movie ratings (and I say this as an American); it's really weird that guns and graphic violence are often "appropriate" but nudity is not. I mean, why ban one but not the other?

    • @rosesweetcharlotte
      @rosesweetcharlotte 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      It's really annoying because you will be watching a PG-13 rated movie, having a good time, and then suddenly there's an extremely graphic scene that somehow found its way into the movie

    • @Serpillard
      @Serpillard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Guns are in the US Constitution, tits aren't.

    • @theturtwig50
      @theturtwig50 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Cultural differences

    • @stefanalexanderlungu1503
      @stefanalexanderlungu1503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@theturtwig50 Why?

    • @beepobeepo
      @beepobeepo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@theturtwig50 "cultural"

  • @LuckysExposed
    @LuckysExposed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    G O A T 13:30

  • @ericasutton3147
    @ericasutton3147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    This movie is making Food Fight look like Zootopia.

    • @oimenamesrick
      @oimenamesrick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmaoooo

    • @nucleor7268
      @nucleor7268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I would definitely rather watch Goat Story than that abomination.

    • @DecaafTweakin
      @DecaafTweakin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nucleor7268 yea

    • @blazerocker1734
      @blazerocker1734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Chicken Little maybe but certainly not Zootopia.

    • @DecaafTweakin
      @DecaafTweakin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@blazerocker1734 Zootopia is too much praise

  • @aidanfarnan4683
    @aidanfarnan4683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +676

    "Imagine if Sex and alcohol was in every American Animated Feature..."
    *Ralph Bakshi* "I have been summoned!"

    • @rosesweetcharlotte
      @rosesweetcharlotte 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Oh, no you don't! Back to the internet you go!

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@danjoredd he probably wished he could put sex and alcohol in it, though.

    • @rosesweetcharlotte
      @rosesweetcharlotte 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@danjoredd You mean the version that was even more oddly homoerotic than the live action films?

    • @JohnDoe-kv3kd
      @JohnDoe-kv3kd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@rosesweetcharlotte
      Yeah there is some odd stuff in there.

    • @riograndedosulball248
      @riograndedosulball248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And to this day we don't know why Aragorn is a native american...
      AND WHERE HIS PANTS ARE

  • @jamie-deanorourke9318
    @jamie-deanorourke9318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +655

    "Its because I'm a *GOAT* isn't it!"
    "Maybe a little..."
    Oh only a little bit huh? 👁👄👁

    • @Velgar_Grim
      @Velgar_Grim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      It was a different time back then. A simpler time. You loved a goat, you loved a goat.

    • @angibolton6300
      @angibolton6300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Bruh ngl that part made me wanna see the movie

  • @zaynabtlili8911
    @zaynabtlili8911 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    As a Czechisen I can just agree that it's scary and everyone here are saying the same. I watched it once just for fun😂 Zlatá Česká republika

  • @GabbyDaGoof
    @GabbyDaGoof 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3205

    *It's nice that someone's finally talking about our garbage for once*

    • @ana7icia
      @ana7icia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      lmao

    • @ivolize9764
      @ivolize9764 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I love your pfp, this comes from a fellow eddsworld fan.

    • @LPKids2_202
      @LPKids2_202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Im a eddsworld fan too

    • @starryeyes008
      @starryeyes008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      DO I SENSE FELLOW EDD HEADS?!

    • @ratpatt3724
      @ratpatt3724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      AWESOME PROFILE

  • @Irl_catgirl
    @Irl_catgirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +808

    I hate that someone out there has probably made rule 34 out of this movie.

    • @3starperfectdeer233
      @3starperfectdeer233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      Brb I'll CZECH
      After a quick search I found 0, even in Googles images.

    • @Rekter
      @Rekter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Kameron Bartley
      This just single handily ruined my whole day thinking about it-

    • @Irl_catgirl
      @Irl_catgirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@3starperfectdeer233 Damn. I really hope 35 doesn't hold true

    • @PelemusMcSoy
      @PelemusMcSoy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Irl_catgirl It and 41 always pull through.

    • @southdraw1017
      @southdraw1017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I thought with the thicc girl, at least a cringy inflation picture

  • @A11y_Kat
    @A11y_Kat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    I think Saber should check out The Little Fox and it’s sequel, A Fox’s Tale, which was made without the agreement of the original creators and apparently spat on the Hungarian animated classic of the original movie. There’s a lot of interesting stuff behind the relationship between these two films that you can find on IMDb 👀

    • @MillyKKitty
      @MillyKKitty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Omg yes. That's my childhood movie, which I saw in the finnish dub.
      I haven't seen the "second movie" but I have seen the pictures of the models... ew

    • @bencemolnar4246
      @bencemolnar4246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah,i thinked the same,also im hungarian,and the second one is the worst or one of the worst hungarian movie according to a lots of hungarians.

    • @ribs1773
      @ribs1773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Vukk

    • @bencemolnar4246
      @bencemolnar4246 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ribs1773 igen.

    • @MillyKKitty
      @MillyKKitty 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bencemolnar4246 Even the first movie? I saw the movie in finnish and I guess it just gives me some nostalgia.
      How's the Hungarian dub though?

  • @2Scribble
    @2Scribble 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    0:38 - 2008?! 2008?!?!?!?!?!?
    That's the year Bolt - Ponyo - and fucking WALL-E came out... what the absolute *HELL* ?!

  • @MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard
    @MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    "You thought i was talking about her tiiIIiiIIIIIIiIIII1i11i-"
    Lowkey startled me lmao

  • @coolestdoodever753
    @coolestdoodever753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1149

    "This is for kids?!"
    Buddy, you haven't seen Popee The Performer

    • @poofan5086
      @poofan5086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      all things considered im surprised he *hasn't* made a vide of popee

    • @Rein377
      @Rein377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I have, though, and it's one of the best anime ever created

    • @CoolerMike
      @CoolerMike 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      What is it? I'm not searching it up I want to keep my search history safe and secure
      Edit: Alright I understand the show now

    • @poofan5086
      @poofan5086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@CoolerMike it’s just a kinda unsettling japanese kid’s show, pretty solid if you’re into weird grunge-creepy stuff like that
      it’s only like, three hours long and all on youtube for free-

    • @rdr2294
      @rdr2294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@CoolerMike It's like... A show about circus performers trying to practice their circus routines in the desert? But every episode is essentially the characters trying to kill eachother in whack-ass ways. It reminds me of those kinds of road runner/coyote cartoons, but the hilariously disturbing 3-D animation and main character's psychotic personality makes it especially wild.

  • @proflight27
    @proflight27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +479

    "Czech names are very hard to say!"
    *Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz has entered the chat

    • @justyoureverydayhuman4026
      @justyoureverydayhuman4026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Gesundheit.

    • @adecadentsong
      @adecadentsong 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Czech does have some hard words but they are generally short. Those word salads are actually Polish.

    • @TriggerzConnors
      @TriggerzConnors 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *speaks in electric*

    • @kellanlevi5663
      @kellanlevi5663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My brain flatlined trying to figure out that sound

    • @gxriz2044
      @gxriz2044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      K I’m gonna try…
      Grizygor Brezsczisckiwics
      It still is hard
      Edit: I’m sorry for ruining it

  • @jezevecmartin6122
    @jezevecmartin6122 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    0:50 i am czech and i am actually proud of it XD also i love when english speaker says anything in my language it is so funny...and also you said Jan Tománek bit wrong but i appreciate that you tried :)

  • @thejfkshow347
    @thejfkshow347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +545

    Saber: *OH, YOU THOUGHT I MEANT HER TI-*
    TH-cam: *SHUT IT DOWN, SHUT IT ALL DOWN!*

    • @Chrillo_TJ08
      @Chrillo_TJ08 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      True

    • @maxman1602
      @maxman1602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Big ole tonhongerekoogers.

    • @thejfkshow347
      @thejfkshow347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@maxman1602 absolute cachonglerhoongerhinglers

    • @maxman1602
      @maxman1602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@thejfkshow347 Massive dohoonkabhankoloos.

    • @thejfkshow347
      @thejfkshow347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@maxman1602 fucking amazing zangalahanakangaloos

  • @chickenflavor9880
    @chickenflavor9880 4 ปีที่แล้ว +635

    Saber is trying really hard to make us think he's not a furry.

    • @what6100
      @what6100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      no he's trying to convince us he's a furry

    • @outtakefiend6839
      @outtakefiend6839 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is he really tho?

    • @bubbles1044
      @bubbles1044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Joshua EdwinRoehl shut up

    • @fockingreat1125
      @fockingreat1125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bubbles1044 What was in the link?

    • @bubbles1044
      @bubbles1044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@fockingreat1125 unfunny random video link, it's a badly sung song

  • @collinmclaren6608
    @collinmclaren6608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +563

    "Imagine if sex and alcohol were present in every American animated feature."
    ...is it bad I can picture a Lady and the Tramp sex scene set to some Lana Del Rey?

  • @djraythefurry0420
    @djraythefurry0420 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Honestly with Curtis Connors video I thought the goat story cartoons were going to be around PG-13 due to him bringing up the fact that they were lenient on it, but I didn't expect leniency to the point where it would be shown in schools 😹 I'm not exactly how to feel about this because they are saying it is part of their culture , but I hope everybody has a good day good luck to you all and may you all find peace in your domains :3 tschüss

  • @wholesometoaster9700
    @wholesometoaster9700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    I'm a Czech-American and I can confirm that like every single kid in the country has seen this movie and it's sequel at some point. The movie is generally perceived as being quite average and no one really likes it (well except maybe my mom).
    You pointed out how the devil was just there without any explanation which isn't really seen as a flaw by the locals because of our rich fairytale culture characters like fairies, witches, devils etc. Are just universally accepted as actual beings that exists so here it isn't strange at all. The characters and humor may come across as a little out there but that's exactly how Czechs are, quite cold with very edgy humor which in other countries would be considered very, very offensive.
    The movie has it's charm but doesn't really work for a foreign audience in my opinion as it quite heavily relies on the viewer being knowledgeable about Czech folklore, history and inside jokes. I've tried watching with my dad (he's American) and he said pretty much exactly the same things you did... So you've definitely gotten a point.
    The sequel is way better in my opinion and I feel like most Czechs would agree with me on that.

    • @honeyswann
      @honeyswann 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      IT HAS A SEQUEL?!?!

    • @theanubisfan10
      @theanubisfan10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Hold up. There's a sequel?!

    • @CupidFeathers
      @CupidFeathers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SEQUEL???????????

    • @wholesometoaster9700
      @wholesometoaster9700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The sequel just makes Goat a trans icon that's like the only thing that it has going for itself

    • @martinhroch344
      @martinhroch344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The sequel is like Hoodwinked, except weirder.

  • @World_Theory
    @World_Theory 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1901

    Let's be real; the goat was the only good looking character. The reason, is that goats are normally supposed to be ugly, so they basically didn't change anything for his character design. Which means that in a world of extremely terrifyingly ugly people, the goat will be the best looking one there.
    That makes sense, right?

    • @Ooffoop
      @Ooffoop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Bitch have you seen a goat they’re absolutely adorable and my favourite animal

    • @skittlez7613
      @skittlez7613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Ritro o p i n i o n s

    • @jxicy.scheme4986
      @jxicy.scheme4986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Ritro
      ✨O P I N I O N S✨

    • @jxicy.scheme4986
      @jxicy.scheme4986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      _ Skittles _
      ™️

    • @Ooffoop
      @Ooffoop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Jxicy.Scheme SILENCE THEY’RE ADORABLE HOW DARE YOU

  • @gremlinjax
    @gremlinjax 4 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    saber when trying to put together a sentence: *racecar noises*
    also, "jan" is probably pronounced "yahn". my family is polish/hungarian, and in those languages, the letter j is pronounced as a y! :)

    • @renz1013
      @renz1013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      drift cars* sorry I'm a car head and I cant resist correcting you

    • @gremlinjax
      @gremlinjax 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You Ree lmao my bad. im a huge nascar fan but dont really know anything else lol

    • @renz1013
      @renz1013 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gremlinjax ah I see man of there own culture ey (idk if your merican so I'm just gonna assume)

    • @anonimanonimowy9479
      @anonimanonimowy9479 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wcale tak nie jest

    • @viktormelisik2649
      @viktormelisik2649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its not pronounced like yahn. Its ján and thats how its fuckin pronounced lol. I come from slovakia, dont try to act smart when you dont know anythin about our languages

  • @BohemiaValois
    @BohemiaValois ปีที่แล้ว +7

    About the character designs, I believe that is based on the fact that hand-carved wooden puppets are a HUGE part of our culture, a lot of the early movies here, if not being paper cut-outs or drawings, were made with these puppets, since (as you can see with Goat Story), CGI isn't really big here. If you look up czech puppets, I'm sure you can easily see the similarity. A great example of czech film making is Karel Zeman, who afaik is relatively famous in foreign countries. Definitely "czech" that out!

  • @LogicalMan6
    @LogicalMan6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +544

    Saber, you should do more "if sex and alcohol were in every American animated feature" clips

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Bet he’d love Zootopia more than ever if it had that.

    • @moonshine5250
      @moonshine5250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *HellRay* yeah, all of those bunny jokes... he is gonna have fun with that! XD

    • @FiendEnder
      @FiendEnder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Josh Roehl that was like a rick roll, but a pathetic self-advertisement on a completely unrelated video instead.

    • @dannydamnmendez
      @dannydamnmendez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@FiendEnder at least he knows the rules... *AND SO DO I*

    • @FiendEnder
      @FiendEnder 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Danny Mendez true, true.

  • @mariannahennelova7470
    @mariannahennelova7470 3 ปีที่แล้ว +711

    Yes, there is a “Slovakian” it’s a separate country now. Czech and Slovakia. 🤭 not judging here, just if anyone’s wondering.

    • @ana7icia
      @ana7icia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      oh okie doke. thanks

    • @shockwave6140
      @shockwave6140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      never new that but im shit at geography lol

    • @delete---7593
      @delete---7593 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      .🤔😑.

    • @steponick
      @steponick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The Czech Republic is the most successful post communist country in the EU.

    • @antoniocasias5545
      @antoniocasias5545 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah but everyone still understands each other

  • @austinchavers2025
    @austinchavers2025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    lol it is "slovak" not "slovakian". you should visit sometime. slovakia is really chill and super cheap.

    • @mr.unlucky2675
      @mr.unlucky2675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      nazdárek sousede

    • @Boruvex
      @Boruvex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Demiclea becouse they wanted to and thats basicaly it

    • @NozomuYume
      @NozomuYume 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @Demiclea Not much suffering. They just wanted self-rule, and most people were okay with that. It's called the "Velvet Divorce" because of how peaceful it was. The two countries are still tightly linked by trade and culture, and of course they are both in the European Union and Schengen zone so their relationship is more like that between say, two U.S. states than the U.S. and Canada. (The closest it would be to the U.S. situation would be the CFA countries with free trade and travel Palau, Micronesia, and the Marshall Islands).
      The only real problem going between the two is that Slovakia uses the Euro and the Czech Republic hasn't made the switch yet. That said, people will often accept the currency of the other, especially close to the border. But in general their relationship is kinda like say Washington and Oregon. They're similar but value their independence, and may pick on each other, but life is pretty much the same on either side of the border, just with slightly different laws. On paper they have different languages but the speaker of one can understand the other easily.

    • @miroslavhenkel6223
      @miroslavhenkel6223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Demiclea Basically, even though we are culturally and language vise really similar we have a couple differences but nothing major like for example Yugoslavia. Basically a couple of years after the liberalisation of politics and economy there was some question about how would Czechoslovakia worked after the fall of communism and how should it be called (Czechoslovakia or Czecho-Slovakia and so one ). Important but nothing major . Nearly no one asked for independence. But one day politicians decided that we should split and we split . There was no referendum for independence or any protest for independence. The whole split decided politicians.For exemple here in slovakia a popularity for independece was around 20 percent .

    • @urnamellamcsnail1093
      @urnamellamcsnail1093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You are going to slovakia

  • @klaraschwarzova2864
    @klaraschwarzova2864 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    A já říkám že to byla pohádka za mých českých dětských let 😂🖐

  • @tylerblack3962
    @tylerblack3962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +555

    Conspiracy theory: Maybe all the budget went to modelling the Astronomical Clock and thats why everything else sucks.

    • @theemperorofmankind9023
      @theemperorofmankind9023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I agree.

    • @pheebobeebo1459
      @pheebobeebo1459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      that's actually a plausible concept

    • @cintronproductions9430
      @cintronproductions9430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      That makes perfect sense cuz that clock looks almost photorealistic while everything else looks like rotten pork dumplings stuffed with horse dung and maggots. XD

    • @mr.oopsiedoopsie
      @mr.oopsiedoopsie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I wouldn’t be surprised

    • @mr.unlucky2675
      @mr.unlucky2675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, yeah, probably, we are kinda really patriotic.

  • @stephenmiller4091
    @stephenmiller4091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    Not-Russians put Sex and Alchol in a children's movie. Story Czechs out.

  • @c-puff
    @c-puff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    Is there **nothing** 3D animation can't destroy?
    Czech Republic: has a rich history in 2D animation and stop motion and claymantion
    the 2000s: BUT WHAT IF PIXAR THO????

    • @blackberry8615
      @blackberry8615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @vojtechhykys1466
      @vojtechhykys1466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yes I know and as a Czech it phisicali pains me. What was wrong with the way that comies made cartoons?

    • @postedcringe2430
      @postedcringe2430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hey! don't you dare associate 3D animation with... whatever the hell this is

    • @wafflefalafel9442
      @wafflefalafel9442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Heyyyyyy >:( 3D animation is great if its made by competent people. I’m just tired of some animation fans ragging on cgi.

    • @jirja3192
      @jirja3192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@vojtechhykys1466 First cartoons here were made in 1940s, before communists.

  • @NaltKalus
    @NaltKalus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I saw this movie when I was 4 and I loved it. I've never met anyone in the Czech Republic who wouldn't like this film. I know it wouldnt be child-friendly in America, but we really don't have time to talk about unimportant things here, and most kids are normal, even though this is on TV, we're just friendlier to "bad" humor. But you're right, this movie isn't really good.

  • @lunawolf8886
    @lunawolf8886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +481

    I am czech and when I saw this movie as a child I had nightmares for a long time.
    And then Goat story with Cheese came out... And the nightmares returned...
    And I think it is sad that THIS is a czech movie that is known in foreign countreis.

    • @ondrakotouc1389
      @ondrakotouc1389 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You are not alone bro I am Czech taky

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Dont feel bad, it could be worse. Look at Serbia: the only Serbian movie most non-Serbians can name is "A Serbian Film" and that's almost as disturbing as Goat Story.

    • @stejskyhostarykanalneaktiv1878
      @stejskyhostarykanalneaktiv1878 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I am too from Czech republic

    • @lukasVGL
      @lukasVGL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I loved Goat story with cheese ._.

    • @iloveplayingrobloxallday
      @iloveplayingrobloxallday 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ask my Ucle why he did that kind of animation and these weird meshes.

  • @sellen_
    @sellen_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    People not pronouncing "j" as "y" in slavic names alaways cracks me up

    • @turkoositerapsidi
      @turkoositerapsidi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      J is used as j in most languages. Only like english türks and French, Spanish use it differently. And even they do not use it the same way. England j is pronounced like dʒ Frace portugal I think say it as ʒ.

    • @nelle6018
      @nelle6018 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      why did I imagine someone say that with an Italian accent

    • @slayerslayer7623
      @slayerslayer7623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@turkoositerapsidi I feel that due to English and French influence, there are a lot of languages that have as some kind of vaguely [(d)ʒ]-like sound. I thank most languages use vaguely similarly to English and French, but as [j] is still very common, especially in Germanic and Slavic languages.

    • @ScarlettJae
      @ScarlettJae 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "J"s are pronounced like "y"s in German, such as Jens which is pronounced "Yens" or Kjeld is pronounced "Kyeld". I'm always thrown off when English speakers pronounce them with the harsh "j" sound.

    • @turkoositerapsidi
      @turkoositerapsidi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ScarlettJae Pronouncing Y as j is an english thing, didnt french and spanish pronounce Y as i?
      Romanian and türks pronounce Y as j because they changed writing system relatively recently and copied that from english very likely.

  • @berandom2000
    @berandom2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1346

    In Czechoslovakia:
    “Mami, můžeme mít Toy Story?”
    English: “Mom can we have Toy Story.”
    “Máme doma Toy Story.”
    English: “We have Toy Story at home.”
    Toy Story at home:
    Edit: Wow, I never soared this high before.

    • @egedz
      @egedz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thanks

    • @martinhroch344
      @martinhroch344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *Shrek

    • @crassweller11
      @crassweller11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I guess Czechoslovakia got Toy Story two years early

    • @martinhroch344
      @martinhroch344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Czech Toy Story is Toys In The Attic (Na Půdě).

    • @slugpastetm7442
      @slugpastetm7442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Czechoslovakia isnt a thing since 1998 p lS

  • @alucarderipmavtube
    @alucarderipmavtube 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Purity culture is destroying culture itself. I love how the Czechs are sticking to their guns about sex and alcohol. Everything in moderation though. There is always some gray area.

  • @livtastic3971
    @livtastic3971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +654

    “Devils playing cards with immortal souls, Skeletons drinking at the bar, headless men waking a round town.”
    Just seems like a normal simpsons episode to ke

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      And also, he mentioned the movie was based on Czech folklore.

    • @arealisticbeautystandard8920
      @arealisticbeautystandard8920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      What do you mean a normal Simpsons episode? It's just a normal day here in nyc. Although there's a lack of murder seens and pigeon shit.

    • @jimsip6978
      @jimsip6978 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Interestingly the devil playing card reminds me of an old fable of Loftus Hall based in Ireland where the a stranger shows up to the house and plays a game of cards with the owners and finds out that it is the devil. When they found out that it was the devil he leaped through the ceiling and left a hole in the roof that legend says to this day That the roof cannot be restored as every time it does the hole is remade

    • @MrO111
      @MrO111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sounds like cuphead

    • @navii8547
      @navii8547 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean, Bill Cipher, Jesus, a creature from Aztec mythology, and Loki are canonically friends and go to a bar together, so this isn't too far off.

  • @mallyO
    @mallyO 4 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    To be honest, the characters look like rejected jimmy neutron characters 😂

    • @SaiOkami777
      @SaiOkami777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I see it too 😂

    • @martinhroch344
      @martinhroch344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      If Jimmy Neutron was made by John Kricfalusi on drugs.

    • @binoobear9607
      @binoobear9607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      True 🤣

    • @randybutternubs4647
      @randybutternubs4647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Most of them look like placeholders for Mrs.Fowl

  • @lukecairns5106
    @lukecairns5106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    I think the correct title of this should have been “this is for humans?”

    • @Epicfellsans
      @Epicfellsans 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m the 200th like

  • @ShootingSkyKid
    @ShootingSkyKid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I remember watching this as a kid at like 5 and was like..."No, the poor donkey got hung just for their love" at the end, thanks for the nightmarish memories. (But seriously, why were kids allowed to view this)

    • @ShootingSkyKid
      @ShootingSkyKid 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      NOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (There's a second one, please save yourself while you can ) th-cam.com/video/fan7XfY8Lpg/w-d-xo.html

  • @Frawg1
    @Frawg1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +580

    Guns are completely fine but-
    “What’s this 0.02 inches of cleavage!!!
    Unexceptional”- every group of kids movie producers

    • @R1ptide_Drag0n
      @R1ptide_Drag0n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Elastigirl and every other pixar mom: Unf

    • @pafaccount4454
      @pafaccount4454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      In all fairness the guns are never used, as where cleavage is usually used to give characters more of a sex appeal. Trying to arouse kids is not exactly a great thing.

    • @alexcarlton9014
      @alexcarlton9014 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Pete Harrison The Frick. Its a music video. Im not watching it tho

    • @LooneyNuke
      @LooneyNuke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Didn't they get rid of Elmer Fudds gun?

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      pafa Ccount
      Kids won’t get it.

  • @chaoscommentary2179
    @chaoscommentary2179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +625

    “No boobs put them away but bring guns guns are cool”.....yeah sounds about right

  • @thunderlina3237
    @thunderlina3237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    So, fun fact about AAA Studios: Before the studio was founded, it's founders, Dagmar Doubková and Jan Sarkandr Tománek, created cartoons for "Ústřední Půjčovna Filmů" (Central Film Rental), the government film distribution company in Czechoslovakia before the fall of communism. One of the cartoons they made was "O Parádivé Sally", more commonly refered to by English-speakers as "Clockman".
    This movie was made by the guys who made Clockman, basically.

    • @rosesweetcharlotte
      @rosesweetcharlotte 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Dear God

    • @sarahlilly1745
      @sarahlilly1745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Thunderlina I like the soundtrack from Clockman.

    • @thunderlina3237
      @thunderlina3237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@sarahlilly1745 So do I! It's really nice.

    • @shannonhewins
      @shannonhewins 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      so they made the thing that haunted Commander Santa? aight

    • @GM_Wannabe
      @GM_Wannabe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *blameitongeorge has joined the chat*
      george: i cant see how someone who made this bad movie to put it lightly, could make such a manhunt of a cartoon. It baffles me

  • @nutzzzzzzzzz
    @nutzzzzzzzzz ปีที่แล้ว +9

    well as a somoene from the Czech republic, this movie pretty scared me when I was a little, I am quite ashamed that my country made this tho xD

    • @ondrasramek8426
      @ondrasramek8426 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Im happy that Im not the only who was scared of it when I was little

  • @usernameremoved3512
    @usernameremoved3512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +560

    Here is some clarification:
    Girl’s name: Katy
    Jimmy’s Actual Name (since Saber mispronounced it, but don’t worry I completely understand why): Gemmy (Jehm-E)
    By the way Katy gets blamed because they all thought she killed Hanes and ruined the clock because she was sitting near his dead body and the broken clock

    • @hatguy8225
      @hatguy8225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Katy sus

    • @coffeecreamer7493
      @coffeecreamer7493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Katy kinda sus

    • @slucarios
      @slucarios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Hat Guy
      *Lime has voted*
      Red sus

    • @kevinsullivan3448
      @kevinsullivan3448 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You left out that part about all women in the medieval period being witches.

    • @funnyfunnyfunnyxd
      @funnyfunnyfunnyxd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hatguy8225 i was hoping there wasnt any among us references in the replies but then there were

  • @KRUSH-R
    @KRUSH-R 4 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    9:13 imagine being a Czech celebrity and the character you voice looks like lungs

    • @Mr.StickxBear1987
      @Mr.StickxBear1987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That just killed my lungs 😂😂😂

    • @martinhroch344
      @martinhroch344 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The actor who voices the priest is the same person who played the policeman in the horror movie Hostel.

    • @concludedhail40
      @concludedhail40 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *IN A GREAT BIG WORLD!*

    • @mercuricchow
      @mercuricchow 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      HAHAHA-

    • @alleniumcos
      @alleniumcos 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@concludedhail40 With me, Tony Hawk! (or something idk)

  • @Speed-TV
    @Speed-TV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    If donkey was the main character of shrek

    • @armyshope
      @armyshope 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You make sense

    • @vince3523
      @vince3523 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That still would be a better than this movie

  • @cyber_nuggets8302
    @cyber_nuggets8302 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I think it's even worse how the textures are amazing, but the character models are horrid.

  • @zayzyverse7843
    @zayzyverse7843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +487

    Imagine if sex and alcohol was In American movies
    I hate the images that just popped in my head...

    • @randomcatpic9308
      @randomcatpic9308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Same here I wanna rip out my eyes

    • @Skibiditoiletfan636
      @Skibiditoiletfan636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I wit eis wig miu nooooosQ

    • @Dark_God_Pancakes
      @Dark_God_Pancakes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I want to like but I can’t ruin that perfect number...

    • @theobserver5372
      @theobserver5372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Imagine watching the spongebob movie and you see sandy getting her cheeks clapped by spongebob.

    • @zayzyverse7843
      @zayzyverse7843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@theobserver5372 OMG

  • @someczechguy4261
    @someczechguy4261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    So... There's a part of Europe that drinks pretty much only beer, one that drinks pretty much only wine and one that drinks vodka.
    Czech Republic is in the middle of all of that.

    • @rosesweetcharlotte
      @rosesweetcharlotte 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      So...everything?

    • @lumiauroras6741
      @lumiauroras6741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@rosesweetcharlotte YES.

    • @tereziamarkova2822
      @tereziamarkova2822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wait I thought that's us (and by that I mean Slovakia). Aren't you people firmly in the beer camp?

    • @someczechguy4261
      @someczechguy4261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@tereziamarkova2822 most of us yes.

    • @someczechguy4261
      @someczechguy4261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@tereziamarkova2822 we are right beside you after all.

  • @Xeno426
    @Xeno426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +682

    I imagine a lot of the "unexplained things" like the furry creature or the headless guard come from Czech folklore, so the animators never felt the need to explain what they were. Kind of like the new Spider Man films skipping over where he got his powers; the audience is expected to already know it.
    Still, would be nice to learn about these things for us non-Czechs.

    • @Bb-yr1cu
      @Bb-yr1cu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      YES! That's exactly what I was thinking while watching the video.
      For example - the devil character is portrayed as stereotypical devil from Czech fairy-tales, sleek rich guy (gamekeeper most of the time), who leads people to exchange their souls for wealth. Then, the skeleton in the bar is a classic Czech joke - A skeleton comes to a bar and says: "A beer and a rag:".(because, you know, the beer is gonna fall through the bones on the ground and he will use the rag to clean it afterwards).
      Czech kids just know this because they've grown up on old Czech fairy-tales, watched them since early childhood and this film is a mishmash of all that and more.
      But I agree - the story itself is weird and bad, however we should keep in mind that it is over eleven years old.
      Source: I'm Czech.

    • @gregdaweson4657
      @gregdaweson4657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@Bb-yr1cu The beer and rag joke honestly made my day.

    • @mytiliss682
      @mytiliss682 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Bb-yr1cu who is the first monster? Is it some small evil spirit inhabiting houses like Domovoi?

    • @Xeno426
      @Xeno426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Elizabeth Luk I read a lot of books, but clearly not the ones relevant to this discussion. Perhaps instead of a boilerplate "read more" statement, you could provide some good examples?

    • @Bb-yr1cu
      @Bb-yr1cu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@mytiliss682 You mean the strange furry thing? If yes, I honestly have no idea, I've never seen it, never heard of it, only in this film. The role of it is questionable, for me, it's just a weird running lump of dirt.
      But I don't know, it may be something on the note of what you said and I just don't have enough knowledge. Who knows? I certainly don't.

  • @cardinalhamneggs5253
    @cardinalhamneggs5253 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    11:03
    Ah, yes. The Deep Fat Friar.

  • @Dreadjaws
    @Dreadjaws 4 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    *Goat:* _"Will you marry me?"_
    *Gemmy:* _"That just wouldn't work out at all. No, not at all."_
    *Goat:* _"It's because I'm a goat, isn't it? It's because I'm a goat."_
    *Gemmy:* _"Well, maybe a little bit."_
    *Aberforth Dumbledore:* _"Forget about him. He doesn't understand you like I do."_
    *Goat:* _"Keep talking."_

    • @mateineli209
      @mateineli209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Goat is gae

    • @felwinterslie8223
      @felwinterslie8223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      This looks like something j.k. rowling would approve of and I don't like that

    • @just_foxy35
      @just_foxy35 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mateineli209 Goat can't be gae, she a she! Also calling someone a goat means they're dumb and/or foolish. Especially in relation to females it implies they're not good wife material.

    • @urdadsleftasshole69
      @urdadsleftasshole69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@just_foxy35 Goat had a wlw moment with a girl in a bar lol she's just bi

    • @questworldiangreenknight7455
      @questworldiangreenknight7455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OH GOD!!!!😂😂😂

  • @meaganbailey5672
    @meaganbailey5672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    Based on that concept art, I'd say this movie would've looked a lot better if it was traditionally animated instead of computer animated. 'Course that wouldn't've helped the story...

  • @MrAdamFC
    @MrAdamFC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +494

    plague's, Ugly people and poverty. So this movie is set in 2020 .
    Czech mate

  • @jayzeo4767
    @jayzeo4767 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I actually commend the character designs and textures. They have detail beyond other movies with even higher budgets. In a way you can tell how characters smell and they have a certain grime to them, for what that's worth

  • @parker-boy98
    @parker-boy98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    Saberspark: Imagine if sex was in the Lion King
    Can you feel the love tonight: *awkwardly scoots away*

    • @DirgeTV
      @DirgeTV 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean...we indeed did get Lion King II ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @lovelywitchoftwst8983
      @lovelywitchoftwst8983 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      👁👄👁 NAH NO NO 6 FEET UNDER BOTH OF YOU!?