The Average British Mount and Blade Experience
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 15 ก.พ. 2019
- • Koifish Super Cool Liv...
Pretty much your Average Mount and Blade: With Fire and Sword Experience!
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Koifish how did you get the bow???
What-ho governor
noooooooooooooooooo don't go in the dark side plz!
Koifish Oi koi fish remember me?
As an Englishman, I found this to be a terrible representation of the warfare and tactics of the British Empire.
Then you started shooting poorly-armed local civilians, and I nearly spilled my tea in excitement. Jolly good. Sequel when?
look nigel, they're throwing stones now.
oh and one of them hit my tea set. oh that simply won't do my boy. Boys get ready for a volley we are under heavy attack by the local... em.. Warlords.. ave at em then lads!
This deserves an Emmy XD
As an American I can’t relate to your comment. We rather see the unarmed ones getting shot 😊🔫💉🔥
'Twas a jolly good show 👏.
Meanwhile the russians are shooting their own soldiers
I WILL DRINK TEA FROM YOUR SKULL
I WILL DRINK TEA FROM YOUR SKULL
That’s a nice cup you have on your shoulders
LESS TALKING MORE RAIDING!!!
LESS TALKING MORE COLONISING
If you can
*starves in irish*
Oh god hahaha
You mean *starves in western english*
@@FriendlyArchpriest so it begins
*jacks up rents in absentee landlordese*
@@FriendlyArchpriest You mean Western Britain?
There is nothing more British in my mind than a dude in uniform running up to an armed Frenchman and decking him in the face bare-handed. Good show
And these *god damn* longbows
Jolly good show indeed -pops
@@Eldariur mad jack????
.... that isn't what decking means..
@@alyssinclair8598 Americans seem to think "decking" means punching itself and not, as the word implies, knocking to the ground
"This is Democracy manifest"
*casually socks a Frenchman in the face*
Yap, sounds about right
the democracy manifest guy isn't even British though 😔
@@aesafdusyf9976 the guy who said that is English. The vid is on TH-cam
th-cam.com/video/PeihcfYft9w/w-d-xo.html
@@jermainallen7176 actually he was Australian with Hungarian descent
That's guy was actually Australian lmao
Muskets Vs rocks, a proud British tradition!
Rule Britannia!
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha good one mate
5:58. MAD JACK CHURCHILL WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION
Haha beat me to it
during that time period britain still used longbowmen to some extend and it was somewhat viable aswell
@@shinzel360pros8 Jack Churchill was a WW2 era officer though... And longbows in a battle during Napoleonic Wars? Do you have sources?
Oh shut up it was just a simple joke damnés
That footage of Major Richard Sharpe fighting off nuns with a dead chicken is hands down the most unappreciated piece of television ever brought to screen
I spilled my tea
By jove!
I spilled mine too. Into the ocean!
Aurora The Wyvern I spilled mine too
In the Boston harbor
@@walnzell9328hElL yEaH
@@Nylakalus You're correct and incorrect at the same time
5:15 well they took your freedom to use that version of Scotland the Brave
Which version?
William Wallice fighting for the english.
Oh no.
* screams in Scottish internally *
He is believed to have been a mercenary who did in fact fight for the English crown during the Welsh wars. He became an enemy of England only after Longshanks tried to take the crown of Scotland.
Because how they possibly lose being lead by William Wallace.
As opposed to fighting for his French relative, as in reality.
You do know William De wallise was a Norman right?
When is average Deus Vult coming
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Heresy
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Mount & Blade
Crusaders - Saracens + Holyland +Jerusalem
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Knights Hospitaller & Knights Templar
Hispania 1200 if you wanna Deus Vult Somewhere else with
Knights of Caltrava & Knights of Santiago
3:20 : The Boer war in a nutshell
*I WILL COLONIZE YOUR SKULL*
*Puts British in the title, a term encompassing English, Welsh, Northern Irish and Scottish people.
Scottish, Welsh, Irish nationlists: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WE'RE NOT ENGLISH.
Should've added "TLDR" in front of the comment. In case people don't want to read the comment section but wanna know what's going on. XD
@@jvl1078 The U.K includes them all.
@@jvl1078 Great Britain is the larger of the British Isles hence the word "Great" before it, so geographically you could say that Ireland is British. Best not say that to an Irish Republican though.
What's wrong with their desire of not associating themselves with shitbags?
@@abbas-aliibnmohammadal-nam929 Cause the Welsh don't know how to do language correctly, and the others are just kind of, wanting to stay in the U.K.
That shot of you kickin that woman was priceless
not very genteman lol
@Dohn Joe if you cant differentiate between a soldier and a peasant woman, you need to come out of the closet :)
@@nvmtt1403 if you cant differentiate between a joke and an autistic comment, you should come out of your basement.
@Dohn Joe *French soldier
@@kanwargill3749 /whoosh
This is honestly one of my favorite mods, shame it’ll never get finished
can you link me this mod? thank you
@@olivergyoerffy5636 just look up l’aigle
As a Brit I can confirm that all British children did this on their 18th birthday! As a sort of rite of passage!
Yeah I remember putting on my kilt grabbing union flag and charging the enemy
@@defalt9417 Ah, those were the days!
@@defalt9417 same man. My 18 was lit
Asides from the French landing in London, this is basically how the War of the First Coalition went, trained British soldiers gunning down revolutionary peasants and all.
They were happy days.
Rectification revolutionary parisian burgeois with dude with no job exept be military for Robespierre
English Koifish : Lets kill some frenchies
Nopléon : HOLD MY BEER
Yo know you’ve peaked when you see a Scotsman using his broadsword to fight off three French cuirassiers.
1:35 Reference to "The Duelists?" xD
Most likely
I See, you are a man of culture as well
That highland charge was beautiful
Truly extraordinary sir Koifish! I loved it!
I belive this is when we're supposed to be shouting, "God Save The King"?
thank you for making these vids, never disappoint x
koi i think you got mixed up between the scots and the english man
@@Johndoe-zf3yc Scotland is Scotland
Scots? You mean the people from Northern England?
Demonologist You just made it worse for yourself just keep quite in from Wales but nobody said oh we part of England so shhhhhhh
@@arandomguy8771 I say what I want and when I want so No, no shhhh
average BRITISH experience...
Foggin Britz
WE SHALL NEVER SURRENDEEEER !
you FOOKIN WANKSTEIN
I a m William Wall ace
@@gencadam4995 We shall fight on the beaches
@@scepticsquirrel We shall fight on the landing grounds!
I think an army consisting only of Longbowmen would‘ve been unironically hella effective in the Napoleonic Era
Norman Wilhelm they would have gotten raped by cavalry and I suppose musket Fire has a longer range
tortitas con nata No actually not, muskets had a shitty range in that time. A longbow had a range of 200 meters and a musket was effective on maybe 50 meters maximum.
Norman Wilhelm then why were muskets used instead of longbows?
tortitas con nata The Brits had plans to switch to the Longbow but it takes too long to train Longbowmen
@@dreckigerancap4230 They fired alot farther than 50 meters in volleys
RULE BRITANNIA
*BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVES*
BRITONS NEVER NEVER SHALL BE SLAVES!!!
Rule Britannia
*colony time*
Hello Straight Sex Roman Empire! Big fan! DEUS VULT!
That was the best M&B video.U have made
Quality content as always, keep it up bro
I like how you played the William Wallace speech while playing as the faction that destroyed the Scots in that battle
Emm battle of Stirling bridge was a scottish victory
Pretty sure england never truly defeated the scots and they became one country due to intermarriage not due to conquest
Finish your wikipedia page before comment please
3:38 oh my god this is my jam
What is the name of the song?
@@redactedcanceledcensored6890 British Grenadiers march
@@thevenator3955 thx
oooh fffffck im coughing in laugh. THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST EDITING!
That Braveheart speech was so inspiring :')))
Wait, you mean this *isn't* live-action footage?
I find that impossible to believe! As an Englishman, I can confirm that every single details is perfectly representative of my daily life.
Never realised how much of a meme my country is until I watched this
UK is based
This is the most beautiful thing you have ever done.
*cries in tea*
When Napoleon shows p and you played 'I Ran', I spilled my tea.
One of the best mods for sure, if it ever gets finished
I cried, the last scenes was too emotional for me
Im not scottish or British but the bagpipes with the speech and charge got me fuckin pumped my dude
lol the Sharpe clip with him swinging the chicken got me
A fine addition to my collection
The bit with sharpe and the nuns
Holy crap, that song during the siege at London (Scotland the Brave) is the one I have on a 10 hour loop whenever I play Warband
0:14 oh I love sharpe’s rifles I need to watch that show again
Amo tus videos! Saludos de Argentina :)
Jolly good show old chap!
I once got lost in L'Aigle for more time than I care to admit. I may, or may not, have done all the things in this video. Also I have spent countless hours roaming Europe to find Richard Sharpe. I may have also built my entire army around the 95th Rifles.
Get your hands off my *Harvesting* *Season*
Man, it's been months since I laughed like this, you are a fucking genius.
When he was kicking that lady over and over, the captions marked it as [applause] 😂😂
I feel so inspired...
This video is gold!
2:45 sums up the British conquests pretty accurately
Very funny editing!
Koifish went all Mad Jack Churchill at the end there.
Sees lad in intro
*OH JEREMY CORBYN*
Now I know how The Spiffing Brit feels being himself.
Amazing video
-Cries- Such an Inspirational speech!
As a some one from Britain this is very accurate
Xboxone Gamer I’m from England and live in the north, this represents none of us maybe the small population of posh southerners but that’s it
Bro I was joking I come from the north as well
Sharpe swinging the chicken around got me harder than it should have.
Alternative title: Absolute Mental Scotsmen save Britain for the Umpeenth Time
When have we not?
That "Scotland the Brave" charge was succulent.
BaNzAi!!!
Geneva convention:Hi
British:wo dis?
Pretty fantastic video
The bow part killed me xD
It’s impossible to siege cities in this mod. Say hello to a storm of bullets when you try.
dude...fresh video
THE SUN NEVER SETS
I legit watched braveheart right before this went up
I cant believe I sat through that.. and enjoyed it.
Great video 😎
its almost colonizing season
Why i didn't find you and Simo sooner i have no idea. Fucking golden
As a portuguese I totally aprove this historical accururacy video relating all the history of England.
Im using the sarcasm power
Chupa ez
Coming back to this after our dearly departed liz kicked the bucket
This, this is the most I’ve laughed in forever. 😭
This is so British, it turns my water into tea
Koifish reached a new all time high. this was effing epic!
Should've named your character Sir Savage the 21st
More like Sir Beef Wellington the Third Esquire.
5:17-6:30 I'd say all that silence is cause of stupid copyright shit . Man fuck youtube at this stage
I don't regret clicking on this video.
I do love this mod, I must say
NOW THIS IS EPIC
I like that you Have a clip from Sharpe in there.
25k likes 26k views congrats man that is success
Apparently there was a work in progress Bleach mod for Warbands that got lost in ‘Work in Progress Limbo’ years ago. Would’ve loved to watch ‘The Shinigami Experience’ haha
Nice video m8. Maybe do a follow-up as Prussia or Russia in the same mod?
Every war have a a guy with bow.
Love the song Black bear bagpipes are amazing!!!
Sorry its Gravel walk lmao
The Scandinavians invade Great Britain again in:
*Great Pagan Army 2: Electric Boogaloo*
I never thought that Napoleon would speak like a football commentator
First 25 seconds I'm already fucknig dying. I love this so much :D
That Dunkey audio tho lmao