When I was in the Army, the NCO's would tell everyone (starts at 02:30) the story about the hunchback. The story was told in a different version to us. It was hard to assassinate him. Everyone thought it was impossible to do, since he had so many guards around him. There was only one place he didn't have guards and that was his bathroom. An archer snuck into the castle bathroom and waited for the hunchback to use the bathroom. Then he shot a big arrow up the king when he went to the bathroom. The moral of the story for us was, that nothing is impossible.
That's very true that nothing is impossible. I have experienced things that nobody believes me. And I don't mean paranormal or weird stuff, just the things that people do to harm or kill someone.
There was actually an assassination similar to Godfrey the Hunchback's: One of the kings of medieval Britain (I forgot his name) was at war with the Vikings at this time. So one day, the king sat down on his toilet (which was like one of those old ones where you sit on a hole, and all the waste fell down in a giant hole, like a porta potty bathroom) but it turns out that a viking was hiding out in the hole where the manure goes and the Viking stabbed him right up through the butt. So yeah.
That assassin story reminds me of a book I read a while ago where a supernatural strong assassin climbed a latrine tower, sawed out a larger, undetectable ring around the toilet seat and his target sat on it and inevitably plunged all the way down the tower to his death.
I'm surprised the people at that dinner didn't smell the sewage coming up from the bottom of the floor before it collapsed. As for taking certain things in this video seriously, while building up sewer gases are dangerous in of themselves, it's hard to take anything seriously when talking about exploding toilets while playing the 1812 Overture.
It was an old church the floor the nobles were on was actually about 3-5 floors above. The wood had just rotted away so that when the weight of the frost was on it, the floor collapsed and gave way to the latrine.
3:11 Something similar happened in Bohemia in 1038. The former duke Jaromír was an old man, blinded and castrated by his own brothers. Before he retired, he managed to incense the powerful family. One night he went to the latrine and the killer stabbed him from below so hard that the spear stopped in old man's pelvis ...
another interesting toilet death was one of a prisoner who was sentenced to death by electrocution, however it was later decide he would serve life instead, after a while he later electrocuted himself on the metal prison toilet because of handmade headphones. Edit: it was an accident. (For those wondering if it was suicide, no it was not)
Just repaired one today, but despite the inconvenience of manually flushing it by turning the water on to fill the tank, and turning it off when full, our modern systems are relatively safe as we figured out how to keep the waste away from our homes, and figured out that straight down is not good.
Can’t forget Henry I of England, who had horrible diarrhea once and died pooing. Or Edmund II (Saxon), who got a sword shoved up his bum by a Viking assassin.
My friend told me a story of how during a siege of a castle a traitor on the inside told the besiegers which toilet on the castle wall the leader on the inside used. He signaled when the leader was inside, and the enemies outside shot the toilet with a cannon killing the leader and ending the siege.
When I was little, my mom told me about this young woman who was sitting on her toilet when it broke. Broken ceramic can be as sharp as a scalpel, and severely hurt her. If I remember it was a quality control issue, but I heard my mom's advice on never climbing on a toilet.
Someone I knew was throwing a toilet into a dumpster, it fell and cut his arm all the way to the bone. Almost killed him, he never regained full use of his right hand
Watched a video of a woman trying to be funny and sit on a ceramic sink. It broked and sliced her thigh wide open, pretty much down to the bone. Dunno if she died or not.
An EMT friend of mine explained why we hear so many sirens in the mornings. He said most of it wasn't cop cars going to car accidents. He said it was from people having strokes and heart attacks on the toilet. He explained that your blood pressure is highest when you first wake up. You get out of a nice warm bed, step onto a cold floor which induces a little shock to your body. Then the first thing lots of people do is go to the bathroom. Imagine sitting there and you're kinda constipated. You're straining real hard to get things moving, your blood pressure peaks and BAM...stroke or heart attack! This is why they sometimes find people dead, sitting on a toilet.
In the Ambulance Service (UK) we refer to patients who succumb to sudden, life threatening symptoms while defecating as _"Doing_ _An_ _Elvis"_ due to The King suffering a myocardial infraction (heart attack) whilst "sat on the throne" as a result of chronic congestive heart disease. He'd been severely constipated for many months due in part to his (very low fibre, high saturated fat) diet and his arteries were already badly constricted with plaque. In the simplest of terms his heart gave up on him due to the accelerated rise in blood pressure as he pushed and squeezed until it couldn't take anymore. A very painful way to go if you don't fall unconscious due to hypoxia (a lack of oxygen being delivered to the body's tissues) Unlike on TV and movies "heart attacks" can last for many hours, especially if the patient doesn't recieve any advanced cardiac care/surgical intervention within the "Golden Hour". Really not a nice way to go if you're alone and unable to call for help, as seems to have been the case with Elvis...
Just imagine peacefully sleeping, then being woken up from the call of the nature, going to the bathroom hoping to return to bed soon, and being stabbed through the floor.
I once heard of a person who’s toilet over flowed after they made a mistake of double flushing when it gets clogged (as we’ve all done) but when he rushed to bend over behind the toilet to shut off the water, he slipped in the puddle and hit his head on the toilet knocking him unconscious and his head fell into the toilet where he drowned. Toilet 100% murdered him
The part about the U boat is only part of the story. The captain of the boat decided that he knew how to work the special toilet, (he didn't). Only after he had screwed it all up did the special engineer try to correct it. He failed miserably
Surprised you didn't include Castle Gailard and how King John lost defending a siege because he was too lazy to walk all the way to the one toilet the castle had, and ordered another pne be built---in a spot that was vulnerable to infiltration
I found myself baffled when none of them included a dwarf shooting his father with a crossbow, who then proceeded to empty his bowels. But, I do suppose that is just a myth, now forgotten by the gods.
That stick sponge has always been a head scratcher. I understand that if it’s all that you have, you don’t know any different, but somebody had to have looked at that thing and think there had to be a better way. I suppose future generations will laugh at us using toilet paper. They will have moved on to the three seashells.
@@sargeinamerica Thanks. 😏 You know that the writer’s don’t even have an answer?! It was just some odd thing they threw in there. The internet finally explained to me how the T-1000 worked, but no solution to the seashells.
I had to look twice after the sentence "That stick sponge has always been a head scratcher." I honestly thought you meant that people scratched their heads with those stick sponges at the time.
I always think of this scenario whenever I see how far we have advanced even in basic living standards: Some people: Remember the good old days? People who know what the good old days were like: Why would we want to put ourselves through the trauma?
The Germans confiscated all of Norway's Canned Fish for their U-Boats. The British got wind of this and gave the Norwegians a recipe for a fish based laxative, at absolutely no cost to their allies, lol.
Ok so in some more depth (from the video by The Front): At the time that Germany seized control of Norway, it wasn’t the rich country it is today (hadn’t discovered its underwater oil). Many Norwegians at the time were employed in the fishing industry, and already hating the Nazis, we’re absolutely irate when they confiscated the fish and canneries they depended on. The Nazis stole the fish as it was a quick, healthy, and portable meal for U Boat crews, which were vital to the Nazis in the war. Thus, the Norwegians contacted the British SOE and made a very clever switch. Canned sardines are kept in oil in the cans. The Norwegians got the Brits to switch the vegetable oil used with croton oil, a powerful laxative that smelled salty, which was good as it didn’t raise suspicion. (Sardines already smelled a bit) Imagine getting a horrible case of the runs a mile under the water and everyone running to the bathroom and slipping and splattering the floor in poo.
The first time I saw the toilets on the side of the castle, my first thought was "I wonder if anyone was killed while using it" Thank you for answering my question 😅
Lol reminds me of the Dave Chappelle skit where "everything is funnier in slow motion" and the guy farts (while sitting on the toilet) and flies forward like a jet pack.
Nickname for the Deaths : 1. A hole in the WHAT!? 2. The Shared Invisible Killer 3. A Stab from the BEHIND 4. BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! 5. The Stinky Sunken Ship
On some modern recreational boats where you have the toilet with a little septic tank, it is important to make sure that the air valve is open and not closed. Because if the system is closed, there is an odorless gas that can develop and seep out of the toilet wich is very deadly. It's been occations where it have killed families who were sleeping in the boat on summer trips. Death by toilet.
One to add to your next look into this topic: In September 1904, 32 little girls at Cincinnati's Pleasant Ridge school went into the large girls' outhouse during recess. The floor gave way, and they were dropped into the 12-foot-deep cesspit filled with 4 feet of sewage. A couple of men nearby got a ladder and rope, and 23 survived, in part by standing on the bodies of 9 who drown in the sewage.
Did you know that Elvis Presley died on the toilet after having a heart attack? Yup. He didn't die due to constipation but he did die on the toilet. What a way to go out.
Fun facts about U-Boat toilets, Norwegian resistance actually used oil from the Croton plants to poison the sardines that were being used as foods for the U-Boat crew, as Croton oils were basically impossible to trace back to, had no smell, but cause massive stomach ache and diarrhea upon consumption.
@@charlie8344 Don't feel sorry for them, These were powerful Lords who used peasants as property and had them fight their wars, They gathered to find a solution but wound up drowning in their own feces.
@@TihetrisWeathersby yes, I’m sure you knew everything about all of those people, and knew that them drowning in feces was all justified. And of course, it’s not like there were any servers, clergymen, or general non-nobility who were there and who died, of course not! Jesus Almighty, give me a break dude. Don’t cut yourself on all of that edge.
Today I learned Canadians say "sorry" so much that The Apology Act was passed in 2009, declaring that an apology can't be used as evidence of admission of guilt.
Considering I'm sitting in a porta-potty in the middle of a field at night while I'm watching this I'm questioning my life choices and if I'm going to be alive after tonight.
In the modern World, the classic toilet death is not due to the toilet, per se, but due to a sequence of events initiated by a heart attack, an MI. The sequence goes: MI, drop in cardiac output due to pump failure, reflex rerouting of all available blood flow to the brain resulting in cutting blood flow to bowel, ischemic bowel starts cramping, person runs to toiled thinking they are going to soil themselves, passes out and dies from MI on toilet. There was a time when academic medicine attributed the death to 'straining at toilet'. While that can sometimes happen, the other scenario is more common.
Thank you so much for the all of the hard work that you do Simple History. This was a pretty interesting episode and I don't even know how I managed to watch it lool.
I knew a family in Kentucky that refused to use the toilet in their house. They claimed it was unsanitary. If they had watched this video they would have agreed.
As a kid growing up, I used to visit my sister on the Big Island, Kealakekua. They lived in this old coffee shack that had an outhouse. It was always amusing dropping bombs in the outhouse and sprinkling lime after. Good times 😆💩
Horrible Histories covered one strange, irony death where a gong farmer; a person who cleaned poo from streets and cese pits, drowned in his own cese pit on his day off. Whether it's true or not, it's a irony death.
I remember from the Ljubljana castle, that there was one case where a knight hid in a castle that was besieged. So the besiegers payed a spy to tell then when said guy was on the toilet and they then blew the toilet up
Remember that video from Thailand? *The Tug of War*? Well before you using any toilet even you are about to explode please carefully find it safe to use LMAO 😂🤣
There is a legend told by veteran from 70's war in my squadron Some dude got throat slit by vietnam recon while he pooping, he down but he not done yet when that sneaky leave him, he manage to shoot back that sneaky with his pistol, they both dead
I am not sure which is more disturbing. The fact that guys were assassinated while on the toilette. Or the fact that around the world it has happened over the centuries. 😳
I too suffer from a fear of toilets, because of their smell, their shape and the water in the toilet bowl. I try to avoid toilets whenever I can. Luckily for me, my bathroom sink is more than capable of taking care of #1 and #2 (although for the latter, I usually have to use my fingers to squeeze it down the drain - for which I use gloves ofc, duuuh 🙄). No, seriously, toilet terror is real and heavily underestimated by the general public.
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Love the professionalism of that toilet hitman. He took his time and made sure the job was done.
@@robertg.durant8489 I think the joke was the assassin stabbed him for days
"Good work, 47. Now proceed to extraction."
@@porc1429 He didn't stab him for days 😂 It just took him days to die to those wounds.
The irony is that they purposefully chose not to hire the top hitman for the job, instead deciding the #2 man would be better.
@@xoose just.... Shut up, please.
(I hope that's a joke)
When I was in the Army, the NCO's would tell everyone (starts at 02:30) the story about the hunchback. The story was told in a different version to us. It was hard to assassinate him. Everyone thought it was impossible to do, since he had so many guards around him. There was only one place he didn't have guards and that was his bathroom. An archer snuck into the castle bathroom and waited for the hunchback to use the bathroom. Then he shot a big arrow up the king when he went to the bathroom. The moral of the story for us was, that nothing is impossible.
That's very true that nothing is impossible. I have experienced things that nobody believes me. And I don't mean paranormal or weird stuff, just the things that people do to harm or kill someone.
The actual Assassination through a toilet was literally the one that scared me the most, Literally the worst way to die in that entire category
And since it wasn't instant imagine the infection
When someone says that they are going to shove (insert random object they have or have found) up someone's @$$ I don't think they meant literally
@@kingace6576 yup
Oddly enough there are at least 2 other instances of that happening
lol pride month
There was actually an assassination similar to Godfrey the Hunchback's:
One of the kings of medieval Britain (I forgot his name) was at war with the Vikings at this time. So one day, the king sat down on his toilet (which was like one of those old ones where you sit on a hole, and all the waste fell down in a giant hole, like a porta potty bathroom) but it turns out that a viking was hiding out in the hole where the manure goes and the Viking stabbed him right up through the butt. So yeah.
The Kings 🤴 Name is Edmund II.
If I ever die on a toilet.. It's at least Historically Correct! 😂🚽💥
Omg the german cosplay guy i love your vids!
hah lol
I like how you doing every thing in a Historically correct way
@@CharlesKarino don't call it cosplay please
At least you could go in the woods when you sleep in the trench.
That assassin story reminds me of a book I read a while ago where a supernatural strong assassin climbed a latrine tower, sawed out a larger, undetectable ring around the toilet seat and his target sat on it and inevitably plunged all the way down the tower to his death.
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I'm surprised the people at that dinner didn't smell the sewage coming up from the bottom of the floor before it collapsed. As for taking certain things in this video seriously, while building up sewer gases are dangerous in of themselves, it's hard to take anything seriously when talking about exploding toilets while playing the 1812 Overture.
It was an old church the floor the nobles were on was actually about 3-5 floors above. The wood had just rotted away so that when the weight of the frost was on it, the floor collapsed and gave way to the latrine.
Gonna go out like Elvis
Maybe the place is so smelly that you don't notice it lol
Add it to the blacklist, I don’t want to hear that music again
It probably already always smelled like poo lol
3:11 Something similar happened in Bohemia in 1038. The former duke Jaromír was an old man, blinded and castrated by his own brothers. Before he retired, he managed to incense the powerful family. One night he went to the latrine and the killer stabbed him from below so hard that the spear stopped in old man's pelvis ...
In Slovenia there was similar toilet attack but(t) with cannon (Location: Predjama castle; victim/target: Erasmus of Lueg)
another interesting toilet death was one of a prisoner who was sentenced to death by electrocution, however it was later decide he would serve life instead, after a while he later electrocuted himself on the metal prison toilet because of handmade headphones.
Edit: it was an accident. (For those wondering if it was suicide, no it was not)
Thats pretty interesting
Imagine what the guards and morgue workers reactions were
Instant Karma
@@ibanheadhunter8317 K…karma?
@@APersonOnTH-camX if he was getting a death sentence he of course committed a horrible crime
Just repaired one today, but despite the inconvenience of manually flushing it by turning the water on to fill the tank, and turning it off when full, our modern systems are relatively safe as we figured out how to keep the waste away from our homes, and figured out that straight down is not good.
Can’t forget Henry I of England, who had horrible diarrhea once and died pooing. Or Edmund II (Saxon), who got a sword shoved up his bum by a Viking assassin.
Edmund*
Elvis Presley died on the toilet, although some people believe he’s still alive.
@@demiladepaul-taiwo4819 Thank you!
@@carlbirtles4518 tf 😂😂
Don't forget King George II who fell from the toliet.
My friend told me a story of how during a siege of a castle a traitor on the inside told the besiegers which toilet on the castle wall the leader on the inside used. He signaled when the leader was inside, and the enemies outside shot the toilet with a cannon killing the leader and ending the siege.
Erasmus of Lueg, Predjama castle, Slovenia
When I was little, my mom told me about this young woman who was sitting on her toilet when it broke. Broken ceramic can be as sharp as a scalpel, and severely hurt her. If I remember it was a quality control issue, but I heard my mom's advice on never climbing on a toilet.
Someone I knew was throwing a toilet into a dumpster, it fell and cut his arm all the way to the bone. Almost killed him, he never regained full use of his right hand
my friends uncle busted one up with his head, i guess its just how lucky you are
I know a kid who kicked his bath and broke it he he didn't hurt himself tho
Watched a video of a woman trying to be funny and sit on a ceramic sink. It broked and sliced her thigh wide open, pretty much down to the bone. Dunno if she died or not.
Like a razor blade...
An EMT friend of mine explained why we hear so many sirens in the mornings. He said most of it wasn't cop cars going to car accidents. He said it was from people having strokes and heart attacks on the toilet. He explained that your blood pressure is highest when you first wake up. You get out of a nice warm bed, step onto a cold floor which induces a little shock to your body. Then the first thing lots of people do is go to the bathroom. Imagine sitting there and you're kinda constipated. You're straining real hard to get things moving, your blood pressure peaks and BAM...stroke or heart attack! This is why they sometimes find people dead, sitting on a toilet.
In the Ambulance Service (UK) we refer to patients who succumb to sudden, life threatening symptoms while defecating as _"Doing_ _An_ _Elvis"_ due to The King suffering a myocardial infraction (heart attack) whilst "sat on the throne" as a result of chronic congestive heart disease.
He'd been severely constipated for many months due in part to his (very low fibre, high saturated fat) diet and his arteries were already badly constricted with plaque. In the simplest of terms his heart gave up on him due to the accelerated rise in blood pressure as he pushed and squeezed until it couldn't take anymore.
A very painful way to go if you don't fall unconscious due to hypoxia (a lack of oxygen being delivered to the body's tissues) Unlike on TV and movies "heart attacks" can last for many hours, especially if the patient doesn't recieve any advanced cardiac care/surgical intervention within the "Golden Hour". Really not a nice way to go if you're alone and unable to call for help, as seems to have been the case with Elvis...
*And here I am, worried about a potential snake coining up from the toilet. Never once thought about a spear!*
nice profile XD
Just imagine peacefully sleeping, then being woken up from the call of the nature, going to the bathroom hoping to return to bed soon, and being stabbed through the floor.
Bidet 2.0
I don't know how to feel. Scared or creeped out about the spear toilet thing.
@@ibanheadhunter8317 creeped out. Now you would just get shot
I once heard of a person who’s toilet over flowed after they made a mistake of double flushing when it gets clogged (as we’ve all done) but when he rushed to bend over behind the toilet to shut off the water, he slipped in the puddle and hit his head on the toilet knocking him unconscious and his head fell into the toilet where he drowned. Toilet 100% murdered him
Achievement unlocked: unflushable
That's a crappy way to die
No it didn't
@@mikeholland1031 Sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction
@@diegomendoza7343 not saying it didn't happen but the toilet did not murder him was my point.
The part about the U boat is only part of the story. The captain of the boat decided that he knew how to work the special toilet, (he didn't). Only after he had screwed it all up did the special engineer try to correct it. He failed miserably
Yeah, it was a new kind of toilet that was more complicated to operate than the old one they were used to.
Of course, the iconic German overengineering screwed them over as well.
Sunk by a brown torpedo
@@cortd5273 The problem of moving faster than light is that you can only live in darkness
This video single handed cured me of my desire to “time machine “ back to old Rome.
Takes, “don’t fall in” to a whole new level
😂😂😂
Thats actually a common saying in Germany. I guess the Erfurt incident is what sparked it
It probably wasn’t all that uncommon to fall into a toilet before plumbing was invented
Tell that to Richard the Raker.
The first story you talked about with around 60 nobles getting killed actually sounds like a really crappy assassination TBH. 🤣
You know, I've seen a good amount of strange things in my life.
But this? This definitely makes a new record...
same
What can he say, crap happens :T
Lol
Same brother 😂
Yup.
Surprised you didn't include Castle Gailard and how King John lost defending a siege because he was too lazy to walk all the way to the one toilet the castle had, and ordered another pne be built---in a spot that was vulnerable to infiltration
I imagined an Assassin Creed side mission where you have to assassinate Godfrey the same way.
Ooh wee that'd be cool and totally fuckin' hilarious LOL
Or any assassination mission in any game that requires you to kill a target through any means while he is taking a dump
@@99mrpogi yeah I suppose so but God that's gotta hurt oowee love that pain of my victims suffering
Thanks to Simple History, I now appreciate modern sanitation system and toilet which I used to take for granted before watching this video.
3:01 the combination of farts, stabbing, yelling and blood make this hilarious lmao
Lmao agreed
I found myself baffled when none of them included a dwarf shooting his father with a crossbow, who then proceeded to empty his bowels.
But, I do suppose that is just a myth, now forgotten by the gods.
That stick sponge has always been a head scratcher. I understand that if it’s all that you have, you don’t know any different, but somebody had to have looked at that thing and think there had to be a better way. I suppose future generations will laugh at us using toilet paper. They will have moved on to the three seashells.
The sponges were probably cleaned of all large matter, leaving only microscopic or VERY small organisms/capsules/spores.
Nice reference!!
Well done sir well done indeed!
I salute you and your future generations!!
@@sargeinamerica Thanks. 😏
You know that the writer’s don’t even have an answer?! It was just some odd thing they threw in there. The internet finally explained to me how the T-1000 worked, but no solution to the seashells.
I had to look twice after the sentence "That stick sponge has always been a head scratcher." I honestly thought you meant that people scratched their heads with those stick sponges at the time.
have fun unclogging your sewage from seashell infestation
these are very comedic ways to die actually
just imagine how people would react to a death that is related to a toilet
I always think of this scenario whenever I see how far we have advanced even in basic living standards:
Some people: Remember the good old days?
People who know what the good old days were like: Why would we want to put ourselves through the trauma?
when they mean good ol days they mean back in the 1900s to 1980s cuz ill just say it was better back then.
The Germans confiscated all of Norway's Canned Fish for their U-Boats. The British got wind of this and gave the Norwegians a recipe for a fish based laxative, at absolutely no cost to their allies, lol.
One might argue that the British passed the wind along.
What's the recipie?
I heard that too
@@sneak1677 my man asking the right questions.
Ok so in some more depth (from the video by The Front):
At the time that Germany seized control of Norway, it wasn’t the rich country it is today (hadn’t discovered its underwater oil).
Many Norwegians at the time were employed in the fishing industry, and already hating the Nazis, we’re absolutely irate when they confiscated the fish and canneries they depended on.
The Nazis stole the fish as it was a quick, healthy, and portable meal for U Boat crews, which were vital to the Nazis in the war.
Thus, the Norwegians contacted the British SOE and made a very clever switch.
Canned sardines are kept in oil in the cans. The Norwegians got the Brits to switch the vegetable oil used with croton oil, a powerful laxative that smelled salty, which was good as it didn’t raise suspicion. (Sardines already smelled a bit)
Imagine getting a horrible case of the runs a mile under the water and everyone running to the bathroom and slipping and splattering the floor in poo.
Hey! I love watching your content. I may add a little suggestion; a video explaining the Troubles in the united kingdom (1970's-1990's) thanks!
"Bathroom Butchery"
I never thought I would see those 2 words together.
How about
"Bullet Bum"
Modern flush valve toilets can explode from water hammer if air isn't bled from the water supply line after a repair or low pressure event.
could you imagine a modern event where the ground falls apart and a bunch of CEOs and politicians fall and drown in a pool of hot dung? fantastic.
man I wish
Burj Khalifa is your best bet. It doesn’t have a proper drainage system, it goes into a cesspit and is emptied via truck.
I find it hilarious that they decided to use the Overture of 1812 by Tchaikovsky while explaining the exploding toilets is the Victorian Era.
The first time I saw the toilets on the side of the castle, my first thought was "I wonder if anyone was killed while using it" Thank you for answering my question 😅
When someone says that they are going to shove (insert random object they have or have found) up someone's @$$ I don't think they meant literally
Same
Assassinated on the toilet, wow. "On this week's episode of Game of Porcelain Thrones..."
No surprises here. We all know how dangerous the “Call of Duty” can be.
Lmao
gold.
Nice joke, brings me back to 2009
@@dom7634 brings me back to a few days ago when I played COD Warzone. MW2 in 2009 was the best COD until MW2019
Call of doody
You know, burning to death used to be on the top of my list of ways I don't want to die.
Then I saw the first one on this list.....
And this is why the world needs the "Death Seat Ejector" as depicted in the classic Saturday Night Live skit.
Lol reminds me of the Dave Chappelle skit where "everything is funnier in slow motion" and the guy farts (while sitting on the toilet) and flies forward like a jet pack.
Nickname for the Deaths :
1. A hole in the WHAT!?
2. The Shared Invisible Killer
3. A Stab from the BEHIND
4. BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
5. The Stinky Sunken Ship
Hmm, I never thought I was interested in toilet deaths...
Then I saw the title and you instantly had me hooked
On some modern recreational boats where you have the toilet with a little septic tank, it is important to make sure that the air valve is open and not closed. Because if the system is closed, there is an odorless gas that can develop and seep out of the toilet wich is very deadly.
It's been occations where it have killed families who were sleeping in the boat on summer trips. Death by toilet.
2:54
" I WILL SHOW YOU A PRO GAMER MOVE"
Watching this while on the toilet makes for a gut wrenching experience
Love compilations like this perfect mix of intellectual and weird
One to add to your next look into this topic: In September 1904, 32 little girls at Cincinnati's Pleasant Ridge school went into the large girls' outhouse during recess. The floor gave way, and they were dropped into the 12-foot-deep cesspit filled with 4 feet of sewage. A couple of men nearby got a ladder and rope, and 23 survived, in part by standing on the bodies of 9 who drown in the sewage.
Did you know that Elvis Presley died on the toilet after having a heart attack? Yup. He didn't die due to constipation but he did die on the toilet. What a way to go out.
Nice touch playing the cannons in the " 1812 Overture" during the exploding public toilets section 👌
Just so happened to watch this one whilst on my own porcelain throne!
😂😂😂😂👍👍👍!!!
Lol
3:12 ah yes the 1812 overture. Couldn't be not fitting
this video made me appreciate my low
income living situation that much more
Fun facts about U-Boat toilets, Norwegian resistance actually used oil from the Croton plants to poison the sardines that were being used as foods for the U-Boat crew, as Croton oils were basically impossible to trace back to, had no smell, but cause massive stomach ache and diarrhea upon consumption.
The Erfort Disaster is truly one of the most hilarious things ever
how is people dying hilarious?
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Don't feel sorry for them, These were powerful Lords who used peasants as property and had them fight their wars, They gathered to find a solution but wound up drowning in their own feces.
@@TihetrisWeathersby yes, I’m sure you knew everything about all of those people, and knew that them drowning in feces was all justified. And of course, it’s not like there were any servers, clergymen, or general non-nobility who were there and who died, of course not!
Jesus Almighty, give me a break dude. Don’t cut yourself on all of that edge.
@@charlie8344 It's all about who, not how. Those were 'Nobility', and most were awful and degenerate people. It seems fitting for them.
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The clergymen were just as evil, The peasants and non Nobles its unfortunate.
3:05. The stab + fart sound combo was exactly what I needed 👌
The kind of history I'll watch and learn.
3:00 voice acting and sound effects 10/10
The latrine assassin made me laugh so hard, lol its been a while
I believe that romans used water and didnt wipe, the sponge was more like a plunger or toilet brush.
This is proper content for the toilet time so many of us are sharing right now while watching this video simultaneously. Greetings my poo-pals.
I so did not expect this on my recommended list at all.
Today I learned Canadians say "sorry" so much that The Apology Act was passed in 2009, declaring that an apology can't be used as evidence of admission of guilt.
Ya we say that all the time.
Sorry for saying sorry all the time.
Sorry about that
Sorry about that
Well, Canada is a pretty sorry place to be in...
Considering I'm sitting in a porta-potty in the middle of a field at night while I'm watching this I'm questioning my life choices and if I'm going to be alive after tonight.
Something was probably sitting under you deciding whether to bite now or wait.
Will it have release valves? I heard if they fail gasses build up and pressure release creates explosions
In the modern World, the classic toilet death is not due to the toilet, per se, but due to a sequence of events initiated by a heart attack, an MI. The sequence goes: MI, drop in cardiac output due to pump failure, reflex rerouting of all available blood flow to the brain resulting in cutting blood flow to bowel, ischemic bowel starts cramping, person runs to toiled thinking they are going to soil themselves, passes out and dies from MI on toilet.
There was a time when academic medicine attributed the death to 'straining at toilet'. While that can sometimes happen, the other scenario is more common.
This takes “my toiled is clogged” to a whole new level
I like how the last example is a call back to prior episodes. Y’all are good 😊
I died in war
I died in action
I died saving someone
I died in my toilet
The only time I've experienced how scary the toilet was when I was 4 yrs old and fell into the toilet for the first time without using a potty
Thank you so much for the all of the hard work that you do Simple History. This was a pretty interesting episode and I don't even know how I managed to watch it lool.
the first one is absolute terrifying imagine drowning in dukey
I knew a family in Kentucky that refused to use the toilet in their house. They claimed it was unsanitary. If they had watched this video they would have agreed.
@@dovewing3986 they probably use a out house or a bucket, if they were in a different time period where they couldn't afford it
> "EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA"
> Finale of Tchaikovsky's "1812 Overture starts"
XD
Never thought I'd be watching a video about toilet deaths throughout history.Godfrey had it the worst I think out of all the different deaths imo.
Ive been looking at toilet videos for an hour already
I love the use of 1812 overture with the exploding toilets. I couldn’t stop laughing when it came up.
As a kid growing up, I used to visit my sister on the Big Island, Kealakekua. They lived in this old coffee shack that had an outhouse. It was always amusing dropping bombs in the outhouse and sprinkling lime after. Good times 😆💩
Horrible Histories covered one strange, irony death where a gong farmer; a person who cleaned poo from streets and cese pits, drowned in his own cese pit on his day off.
Whether it's true or not, it's a irony death.
You're a furry. At least the one who pays attention in class.
“Ah scheiße…”
“Wat, Günther?”
“Toilet’s flooding…”
“WAIT WAT??”
“No problem; just get me a plunger.”
“WE’RE IN A SUBMARINE YOU SHI-“
Weird fact #1836: The annual number of worldwide shark bites is 10 times less than the number of people bitten by other people in New York
great video, but I think the number of times people have used a toilet without consequence considerably outweighs the number of toilet deaths.
I will never forget that one Video with the spiders crawling out of the Toilet. Every Time I go I give it a quick flush
I like how there's still fart noises when the Godfrey The Hunchback is getting assassinated at 3:03
Fact: The exploding toilet guy was an Acrobat
The submarine incident is debated as to whether it was the captain believing he was an expert at the odd system
I remember from the Ljubljana castle, that there was one case where a knight hid in a castle that was besieged. So the besiegers payed a spy to tell then when said guy was on the toilet and they then blew the toilet up
It was Predjama Castle, but yeah.
I am very well-versed in toilet shenanigans but this gives me a couple more ideas…
I like how 1812 overture is playing when the toilets are exploding
Ok the creepy music at the end and it just zooming in at the toilet is just . . . creepy.
ridddle x simple history crossover of the decade
Remember that video from Thailand? *The Tug of War*? Well before you using any toilet even you are about to explode please carefully find it safe to use LMAO 😂🤣
There is a legend told by veteran from 70's war in my squadron
Some dude got throat slit by vietnam recon while he pooping, he down but he not done yet when that sneaky leave him, he manage to shoot back that sneaky with his pistol, they both dead
I am not sure which is more disturbing. The fact that guys were assassinated while on the toilette. Or the fact that around the world it has happened over the centuries. 😳
Diablo Necromancer " And people think my corpse explosion skill is gross".
Imagine you recalled your past life and tell it to a friend or any relatives and it goes like "so I died in my past life because of doo doo"
I too suffer from a fear of toilets, because of their smell, their shape and the water in the toilet bowl. I try to avoid toilets whenever I can. Luckily for me, my bathroom sink is more than capable of taking care of #1 and #2 (although for the latter, I usually have to use my fingers to squeeze it down the drain - for which I use gloves ofc, duuuh 🙄). No, seriously, toilet terror is real and heavily underestimated by the general public.
Perfect right when I’m doing my binge watch of TH-cam on the toilet
Stardust crusader and Florida taught me a important lesson about toilet
Always tripled check before dropping a load
3:00 can we just talk about the sound design at this part, lmao