ZOELLA'S £50 ADVENT CALENDAR | HONEST, BRUTAL REVIEW
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I know people have been slagging off the fact I’m “giving away” posters in each video - which is mental. But I’m going to continue to do so.
I’m not assuming everybody wants a poster, I know some of you couldn’t give a shit - but if you would like to win one, all you have to do is drop a message down below and suggest a shit item you’d expect to find in Zoella’s next advent calendar? The funniest answer will win one.
I hope you guys are enjoying the content. I’m enjoying making it more than ever.
Love you, you bunch of cunts. J.
JaackMaate one of her hairs
Wanted one of them for a while.
JaackMaate a piece of nalas shit
Inflatable dart board
Not really a shit item but i would fully expect the last door to have her net earnings for the year in it.
JaackMaate a slice of Alfie's kidney
oh memories..
Hello big nab
the fact that big jackmaate’s come back to like this fills me with so much joy
word
Sameee
Same
Not even ashamed to say I come back every year to watch this
It's my pre-christmas tradition too 🥰
Me too 🤣🤣
Not in the slightest, I’ll probably watch it 3-4 times between now and Christmas! Even though, being older and in the US, I had never heard of Zoella before watching this!
Same
Same 😂😂
Who else is here in 2023 just getting into the festive spirit with this Christmas classic?
meeee every single year lmao
In 2023 this is actually a bargain
@@stinksofbeefiocosy livy affecting us all, zoellas cheap now xo
@@stinksofbeefio Haha true
Nothing says festive like this video 🤣❤️
It’s that time of year again and I am not ashamed to say that I return to this video every single winter without fail. Jack, this is a timeless masterpiece.
real
@HARRYRANTS very festive! 🎄
Lol same, this was my first video of his years ago & he had me dying 😂 Watched ever since
12 days of disappointment
12 days of money for zoella
12 Days of Depression, 1p Shite & fucking frustration more like haha
my year be like 12 months of disappointment
Brittany Nelson 12 days of making sure Zoella gets her Waitrose card
@@kubabiszczak Like seriously how is she sleeping at night.
I watch this annually. It’s a Christmas tradition.
amzyb_x same
Samw
Same
LITERALLY SAME😭😭😭😭
Nathan Holton yooo me to
The re-watchability factor of this video is just insane. I swear even after a decade I'll still come back to watch this video
i can’t believe we’re already at the 5 year anniversary of this video
@@khloebankslife What do you mean 2017 was five years ago??
Same 😂
I'm sure I'm not the only one who comes back to this video every single year as a lil' Christmas tradition! Happy five years, everyone!
I do the same. 🤣Same to you.
Omg I do it to 😂
I’m back too! 😂
Happy 5 years 😂🎉
@@indyvds6442 🤣
“You really can smell the exploitation of young children” I’ve been coming back to this vid 3 years in a row for this line
I come back for the 'Hmmm A pen, A PeNnnN'
I was watching a video and they referenced child exploitation and it felt like I had a fever dream when in the back of my mind I just heard this playing back to me on repeat. I could not for the life of me remember where from for a good 10 minutes and when I finally remembered it I literally said 'oh thank god' lmaoo
My sister was 11 when this calendar came out. After the 12th day SHE apologised to my mum for asking for it. Still makes my blood boil.
It’s been out for 2 years
Via Horsfield yeah I watch it every year around Christmas time November to December it’s my Christmas tradition I love exploitation of small children 😂😂😂😂👌✨ but for real Z‘s this calendar is awful and I don’t know how she sleeps at night
Watching during isolation just to hear: “hmm a pen”
Same
same tho
lmao idk why but after you pointed out it sounded even funnier
6:41
sameee
6 years since this masterpiece and were all back for our annual giggle
the cookie cutter that bent really sent me. she actually put this out there with confidence 😭
I burst out laughing when this part came.
@@corinnae.7877 I love how Jamie doubles down. with "how can she sleep at night"
@@Acinnn and that f****ng hell
It was the bag of confetti for me
@@Acinnn🤣🤣
I forgot it was that bad...
First 😂😂😂😂😂
@@motivationultraa172 2
literally same 😭😭😭
UP THE CORNER
It’s actually crazy how shit this was
Taylor Joy literally !!!! Everything he says is true
The video or the calendar?
Lmao! Zoella really played tf out of everybody who bought them! 😂😂😂
@@Hello-yx5yv I'm guessing the calendar because this video was deffs not shit lol
It's 2050
All of us have grown up and made a family
It's the yearly Christmas tradition to watch the jackmaate speech as a family so we all commune here once again
And so it is
6 years later and I still cannot FATHOM how this calendar was put into production and seriously put on shelves
It’s officially a Christmas tradition to watch this video
Jaide XO yes😂😭
I aggressively agree with this comment.
Omg this has been in my recommendations every Christmas and I always watch it 😂😂
*agreed*
Hannah Xo I’ve watched this the last two Christmas!! But truthhhh😂😂
It's been a year, yet I still wet myself over 'HMMM, A PEN?!!'
_spaceyprince saaaaamme
_spaceyprince saaaame
Sameeeee🤣🤣🤣🤣
The hilarious thing is eltoria was acting like it was the best part of the calendar, her acting was so painful lmao
He sounded like Ross 😂
Back for my yearly rewatch of this masterpiece.
I can't believe I'm going to say this - THIS IS BETTER THAN CHANEL 2021 ONE.
How beautiful is it that we've still gathered here 4 years later to discuss how much of a trendsetter Zoella was...
probably no one can do worse than chanel in 2021 haha
I was gonna argue that for like fifty pounds the Chanel calendar isn't that bad and then I remembered it was like five hundred something and got mad all over again.
"7 stickers so she's really spoiling us" 😂😂😂😂🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
Becky Ellis I saw this as he said it
TJ OMGGGG SAME😅
This is arguably the best Christmas movie
I'm watching it even tho it's April 🤣
I'm watching this rn to prepare for Christmas.
@@cheesecakelasagna same
I find it hard to get it up these days
A true British Christmas Classic, watched by all families on Christmas eve.
“7 stickers there! so she’s really spoiling us on day four” LMAOOOO
"You can smell the exploitation of young children.... yeah you can" hahahahah jack I'm dying
Literally makes no sense.
Betsy H
That’s the point ya dud
Ok merlina
smh yes it does makes sense. cheap shit like that is made by slave children in undeveloped countries in cruel conditions for either no pay or like 2 cents an hour.
Emily finally someone I can relate to. Everyone judges me when I say stuff like that.
I swear every year at Christmas time I come to watch this video, I'm not even ashamed to admit it. I'm in stitches every, single, time. It's never failed to make me laugh. 😂 Absolute classic
It’s October and I’m watching this already!
It should have been about £20, with an offer on it constantly.
she worked on this for a year
*let that sink in*
Ain’t no bloody way
She’s the British Jaclyn Hill
Wtf it would take literally 5 mins to throw some random bs items in a box
Must of took a long time to get cookie cutters and candles and other crap IT OBVIOUSLY TOOK HER A YEAR ITS A LOT OF EFFORT
being sarcastic btw
1 item per month, wow alot of work
Christmas season is rolling in again and we're back to this gem.
Oh yeah
it's the most wonderful time of the year!
It’s great in every season, but with Christmas „just around the corner” I watch this video literally once a week 😂
Martyna Wasik I thought I was the only one who watched this every season of the year lol
for real thooo
it’s that magical time of year that this starts to appear in my suggested videos, it’s become a christmas tradition to watch this 🎄🤣
Zoella might not be relevant anymore but the annual Christmas tradition of always coming back to watch this absolutely classic banger of a video always will be. ^_^
“So she’s really spoiling us on day 4” I come back to this video just for that line 😭😂
Charl VE I come back for the lob it in the bin part.
+JSTV sameeee😂😂😂😂
i come back for the ‘MMM A PEN’
I came back for "hmmm... a PEN"
I come back for "Biscuit on a string :D"
I love the passive aggressiveness.
I once killed A man with my shoe jesus i love your username
Aggresiirnskwudhensjnxjnjvenessjksns. 😂😂Aggressiveness is such a fucking long word. 😅
its called british
This might have been the best £50 ever spent on TH-cam. A classic
I love coming back every year to watch this I'm so happy
Same 😂
Jack: "the *exploitation* of young children"
Jamie: "you need to stop this"
Jack: "you can. Smell it."
Jamie: "oh ye you can"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My god I'm dying
x Zoe Playz x I literally read that out when he said it lol
Yasssss I just made it 1000 likes 🤑
🤣🤣
“You can smell the exploitation of young children.” 😂😂
More like you can smell the sadness and confusion from the young children!
Don't tell Prince Andrew
@@sprklfaz w-what?
Faiza H 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Coming back and watching this is my christmas tradition
Some people say christmas starts when Mariah Carey plays they are wrong
Christmas starts when this banger comes up on the recommended
It just came up for me wth 😂
i hope she brings the other half of the calendar out this year😂😂
Yesss 😂😂😂
PAAHHAHAHHA
1000th like
1.1k liker yeet
IM SCRSA8IMING
ooo 7 stickers aye, so she's really spoiling us on day four. I'm dead haha
His smile when he says it just makes it so much funnier
Kaylerz I know that was hilarious
That’s $94 Australian dollars. You won’t catch me sniffing THAT advent calendar. I could have a better time opening public toilet stalls to find little Christmas gifts. The confetti killed me, I can not image the truma young children faced after opening day 2… so so sad.
Going off division every item would have to be worth $8aud each.
It's the "this is a sturdy, high quality gingerbread man that cant be bent" as he very easily bends it completely out of shape that sends me the most
Absolute brilliance
+ImAllexx much love!
Legends supporting legends loving it
ImAllexx what a waste of money i mean what the hell were they thinking..... i dunno if theyre smart enough to consciously exploit kids, but then again ive been wrong before
You planning on doing your own video about this?
You’re amazing
When you're from Australia and don't realise it's in pounds, and think $50, a little steep but not a complete joke...
_Then you bloody choke when you realise it's _*_eighty five_*_ freeken Aussie dollars!_ Is she having a go?? 😂😂
Samantha Melanie 65$ usd😂
Samantha Melanie I’m Australian as well like omfg
That’s fuckin’ horrible
Nz 90ish dollars fml that is shit I’d rather have benefits Callander
$95 in new zealand.... id rather not
It’s a Christmas tradition to come back to this every year, one of the funniest videos ever made😂
Christmas is just round the corner and this video is defrosting nicely just in time
The fact that you spent so much money to buy the calendar, just so we could have this video, really makes me respect you.
don't worry will get more money from the vid than what he lost from buying it 😂
he got like minimum $2000 lmao
I can't believe it's already been four years since we've been blessed with this amazing video. There's no proper Christmas season without watching it.
Agreed! Still don’t know what a “John Lewis” advert is, though! 😂
back on it
More of a tradition than anything else in my fam...
try 6
Well, its a week until Christmas, time to binge watch this video on repeat and be grateful that Jack graced us with this comedic masterpiece.
Once again... I'm here for this yearly tradition 🎉
It's funny how zoella and oli blocked jaackmaate 😂😂
Simply because he spoke the truth about them exploiting their young viewers.
Maddie Xx wait did they 😂😂
The moment he opens the puffy thing you can actually see the moment he realises how truly right he is with this video😂
lame af
Watch this every year and it blows my mind this was on sale for £50
Here for another year
The candle is for burning the advent calendar
S O F I A 21 no one wants to burn their £50 if my mom found out I burnt her £50 she’d throw me off a bridge
It won't last that long
They didn't give anything to light the candle with tho...
The Gemini it’s a joke
lol
I hope Zoella saw this 😂😭
Haha
Doubt it. They surround themselves with ’yes men’ and live in a complete bubble
@@melody5893 They don't like the truth that's why
@Kira Grima-Williams 50p in a pound shop lol
Holly Louise same
I can’t believe I got this video recommended in October 2023. The algorithm is truly algorithming.
Back again in 2023 for the yearly watch 😂
why am I rewatching this in July
I am rewatching in July but I know the reason why. Alfie Fcked up!
Because it's epic
Same
sameeee
Same
"How is she sleeping at night?" 😂😂😂
DeniseinWonderland Ikr?
on a pile of money
'knowing that this is the f*cking shops?'
It’s November, which means it’s time to bust out this absolute beauty of a video just in time for Christmas!
As October 2023 arrives this comes onto my recommendations yet again for another year. I wouldn't change a thing.
“mMMmM A pEn” 😂
Rae Likes Froot love that bit x
Rae Likes Froot I died at 6:34
Read it as he said it XD
I thought your name was Rae Likes Foot
"You can smell the exploitation of children" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
guys it’s the first of december you know what that means. the yearly rewatch begins
*this video has become part of my christmas ritual, after im done with arthur christmas and home alone i come running straight back to this…*
The way I see it, if this calendar was 15 quid, it could be a fun gift for a 13 year old girl who likes zoella. Two candles a notebook, a room spray and some other stuff yeah that’s cute. But 50 POUNDS FOR THIS?!?!?? WHO EVEN THOUGHT THAT WAS ANYWHERE NEAR REASONABLE
Jenny Rose 15 quid is still a stretch tbh
E72M £1.25 per item not including packaging seems fair
Jenny Rose yeah actually that does seem fair
£1.25 for a crappy cookie cutter that you can get for like 50p on amazon?
libby foster I averaged out. A candle is worth about a pound more than that and the company have to pay for packaging
reminds me of the free stuff you get in girls magazines
I mean you can go into Sephora and buy a lipstick and get half this shit for free!
Ikr
I have to keep reminding myself that she spent a year working on it
Gotta say, one of my favorite things in UK newsstands was magazines wrapped in plastic with free stuff included. They don’t really do that in the US.
We meet again for our annual pilgrimage
6 years and I'm back here again
"Biscuit on a string"😂😂
Maya Malik 1000th like
Idk why am I rewatching this in October lol this never gets old
Never ever getting old
miya lu sameee it’s my b-day tomorrow and this video makes me crease so much so it cheers me up so much
The bit were he throws the fucking pencil case 😂😂😂😂 dieing x
Emily Blanchard happy early bday 🎉❤️
Lol same bro
Same
And like clockwork, this appeared in my recommended again. Hello, old friend.
Its not Christmas without rewatching this beauty
"It's fucking stickers, Jamie. It's stickers mate".
I love how Jamie slowly just turned on Zoe the more the video went on
ahh nothing like a christmas classic to get you feeling festive
we come back every year!
2023 gangg
this is my roman empire
I died when he bent the cookie cutter 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
SAME
Pink Bettas SAME 🤣🤣
Pink Bettas jmann020102@gmail.com
Pink Bettas was that many ‘😂’ really needed?
Fave part😂😂😂
5 pounds for the actual item
45 for her name...
avocado so true this comment deserves more likes
Why is it so expensive it should be 15.00$ at most.
There are only two things I must watch every Christmas Eve - Muppet Christmas Carol and this wonderfully sarcastic advent calendar review.
6 years later and I still watch this video every Christmas
I think the pen and paper are meant for writing a suicide note after realising you spent £50 on a shitty advent calendar where the most expensive thing is the box
H4ZE LOOOOOOOOOOOOL funny not funny
Omg 😰😂😂😂
Shakirra Sesay it's the truth 👌
H4ZE you've made my day
This is the best comment I've ever seen, hands down
This is possibly the best thing that I’ve ever seen on TH-cam in a while..
“You really can smell the exploitation of young children” 😂
Amazing.
Becca Leanne I know right
Becca Leanne he literally said that as I read your comment that was creepy
Back here again for 2023 😂🙌🏼
Coming back here after the Chanel advent calendar debacle it's giving me nostalgia 😂😂😂
Everyone at Chanel involved with their calendar should be forced to watch this video…
literally haha
You could literally buy everything in this calendar for £7.50 and that’s including Jaackmaate
😂
They should throw in Alfie for a quid
@@littlemiss_sunshine6945 nah, he'd make the 50 quid worth it
@@littlemiss_sunshine6945 hmmm idk that's a bit steep till you what throw in a ham sambo and we got a deal
probably costs an entire pound to manufacture
It not even Christmas like it is mid July and I needed a laugh so I came here
Nikita Harrhy it’s September now but I need this in december😂
Lois Reddick same haha
same
Who’s here in 2023 😂… this is a yearly serotonin boost for me 🙈
This has become a Holiday tradition for me to come and watch this review. So hilarious!
Each December I come back to this video. 🎄🎅🎄🗓💕
Done the math and you’re paying FOUR POUNDS for each individual item!! Madness, 4 quid for a cookie cutter which is about 50 p for a pack of 10 in Aldi! Four quid for a bit of fluff on a key ring which I’ve got for free in various shops! Four quid for GLITTER!!!! FOUR FLAMIMG QUID!!! Madness actually madness.
VampetteFan1994 this comment is so british
Jack Martin nope its definitely british
I can confirm that this comment is 100% British with a typo ‘math’ which should’ve been ‘maths’ 😂
Jack Martin Look at the comments
2+2 is 4 - 1 that 3 quick math
"how is she sleeping at night knowing this is in the fucking shops" LOL
thatswhatsup0493 she said in a video that she can’t control the price of the products in stores all she can do is make them. Once the shop owner has the products they can set the price to whatever they like or think the product should be priced at.
thatswhatsup0493 I died in that part 😂😂😂
fresh prince same 😂😂😂 and at the end when he's summarizing the products and refers to the room spray as "THAT" lmao. I was hollering this whole vid.
i rewatch this like its the snowman
It’s the 1st of December 2023 and we’re all back to watch aren’t we?
Yes, we are mate!!!
I didn't realize just how ridiculous this thing was until the flipping confetti?? I would find Zoe and fight her
Cause I would
@Vapor. Most of the people on this video.
Yah at first I thought like maybe it was some bath salts or something but nope it was literal glitter
"Why isn't it 60"
Idk why the enthusiasm just makes me laugh
this is my annual christmas video i come here every yeat