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  • @aceowens21996
    @aceowens21996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    He said "what if Jesus was just the first dude to do a backflip?" 🤣🤣

    • @michaelfrey7621
      @michaelfrey7621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Got me soo weakk

    • @amphibeingmcshpongletron5026
      @amphibeingmcshpongletron5026 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "I mean...he was probably stoned on some shit" 💀

    • @renx81
      @renx81 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Get Money It's 2020 years since Romans invented the calendar we are currently using. It just happened to coincide with the time Christ was alive.
      It's true though that Christianity is currently the largest religion still, although Muslims are rapidly catching up.

    • @tyadonis9885
      @tyadonis9885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lmao right and they thought it was the coolest shit and created a whole ass religion 😂

    • @GODESE
      @GODESE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tyadonis9885 A WHOLE ASS RELIGION 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭 to religion is but some human programming fear-mongering opportunistic bs to keep ppl in check and easier to control and etc if you ask mé

  • @rafetizer
    @rafetizer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +542

    Maybe you guys are familiar with all this and I just don't know you well enough to tell, but I feel I should try to clarify the scientific position on evolution, because the other side tends to misrepresent it for the purpose of argument. Either way, cheers if you make it through my long-winded comments! lol
    The "humans from monkeys" thing isn't an accurate representation of our evolutionary path. Monkeys are more like our cousins rather than our great great great great grandparents. Somewhere way back there's a common ancestor that diverged into separate paths that eventually became us and monkeys. (along with most or all of the other primates, I'd guess)
    Evolution isn't really a mechanism, or a thing, it's a description of the process that determines results. It's part behavior, part genetics, part circumstances. We shouldn't describe it as, "organism A evolved a prehensile tail so it could be safer in the trees", but as, "an inheritable genetic mutation happened to result in a favorable survival advantage, in this case, a prehensile tail" (or whatever). At that point you have two organisms that are virtually the same, but one happens to pass along an unusually useful tail that it and it's offspring figure out how to employ to some measure of success. There's plenty of times where something had a favorable mutation but then died before it could reproduce. Most of the time, however, mutations aren't useful, and either don't do anything of note, or are detrimental. The bad ones tend to fade out over time, unless you're humans and you're really good at figuring out how to get around nature's limitations.
    You can see it's effects in humanity's lifespan alone. People are much bigger in general these days, taller and bulkier, because we have steady access to food. This isn't really an evolutionary advantage, but it does allow for different effects from genetic variance than a small frame would allow. You can also see it in all the domestication and selective-trait breeding we've done for thousands of years. Horses in the middle ages were much smaller than some of their modern counterparts. Dogs have a huge variety of genetic breeds thanks to our intervention. Before this, nature and chance determined all of evolution. Now sure, one could try to argue that all these dog breeds are still technically dogs, (or canids, I'd assume). But, keep in mind, this is only selection pressure over thousands of years, not millions (and ultimately, a few billion, if you start at the beginning).

    • @amphibeingmcshpongletron5026
      @amphibeingmcshpongletron5026 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Facts. So many intelligent people misunderstand evolution and it typically has to do with how it's taught and how it's commonly explained. It all stems from them not being able to accept humans came from monkeys or apes because there are still monkeys and apes around. They don't see the logic and I get that. However, that's not how it is. They aren't just the kids that got "left behind" (though that was hilarious), they did their own separate thing entirely. We came from a common ancestor. We have a common ancestor to the mouse if you go far back enough.

    • @itssomedonkus5700
      @itssomedonkus5700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I wanted to add something to this. I think this might also help people understand, but their are more than one species of ape that would be considered more human. So we are Homo sapiens, but our most recent ancestor (at least the one scientists agree on) is Homo erectus, which was also considered a human but they were different to modern humans. Neanderthal was also an example of a human species that wasn’t the same as a Homo sapien. It’s a decent way to explain the idea that we didn’t come from chimps or whatever but chimps and modern humans share a common ancestor. So we’re like super distant cousins.

    • @JuanGarcia-of3ug
      @JuanGarcia-of3ug 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Thank you i was about to type this then i saw your comment saved me a lot of time thanks again

    • @nakdad
      @nakdad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I’m so glad you did it because I was going to if not you alldid a great job

    • @nakdad
      @nakdad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Take a look at the Soviet The silver fox domestication experiment. Plenty of videos on it it’s fascinating

  • @boodahwompwomp4077
    @boodahwompwomp4077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    If Jesus came back he would end up being sent to an asylum for claiming he's Jesus.

    • @NorHeadHunter
      @NorHeadHunter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      He could do some of his party tricks though, then he would get murdered again for unifying the masses which is bad for the people on top.

    • @Mazzini11
      @Mazzini11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Don't you mean, "if Jesus ever existed?"

    • @matthewdmiller4335
      @matthewdmiller4335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@Mazzini11 there is significant historical evidence of the existance of Jesus christ. Whether he is a genuine Devine being is a seperate idea all together but dude did exist.

    • @richardwitt2334
      @richardwitt2334 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@matthewdmiller4335 Yup and as a carpenter he would have been stronger and more muscular then he gets depicted as.

    • @jerrygil1965
      @jerrygil1965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jesus will come back in some way or form
      We just don't know

  • @zavodila9279
    @zavodila9279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    If you blink during the History of the Entire World, I Guess, you miss like 3 centuries

  • @jektonoporkins5025
    @jektonoporkins5025 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    “Extinction ball” and “finish him” get me every fucking time.

    • @mechanomics2649
      @mechanomics2649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Every single time, and I feel bad for laughing every single time.

  • @kiraa175
    @kiraa175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    Theory of Evolution is way less crazy than a magic man in the sky 🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @AAllen-br8it
      @AAllen-br8it 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Not to mention there are people whose job is to watch it happen and record it every single day lol

    • @Uthgardloki
      @Uthgardloki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      shh, the christians are listening .... bwahaha nah fuck that.

    • @NoActuallyGo-KCUF-Yourself
      @NoActuallyGo-KCUF-Yourself 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      A lot of people egregiously underestimate how long _hundreds of millions of years_ is.

    • @moonlightkayla4903
      @moonlightkayla4903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      right lmao

    • @jacobandrews2663
      @jacobandrews2663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@NoActuallyGo-KCUF-Yourself the things is, human minds are not really wired to comprehend numbers that big, we can picture at most about a 10000, as in, you can picture around that many people in one place... after that, all numbers might as well be infinity. Is not easy for normal folks who aren't in Stem fields or in academia to wrap their heads around around periods of time THAT big...

  • @georgevera855
    @georgevera855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    19:50 , he had already mentioned slavery when he talked about Ghana

    • @Razzlion
      @Razzlion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      People just seem to not remember that part, maybe because its trade with the middle east instead of the west? I don't know, they did slave trade for centuries before the west got in on africas slave trade.
      The worst part about it all is that 8/10 of the slaves traded to the middle east were castrated so they couldn't infect the population with their "sub-par genes" that's why there are so few people of african decent in the middle east despite having "imported" tens of millions of slaves.

    • @mentos93
      @mentos93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Razzlion yeah most people haven't ever heard of the arab slave trade. Arabs also took whites & asian.

    • @despair_ts1823
      @despair_ts1823 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mentos93 Facts! I was just reading about that.

    • @Johncenasuncle
      @Johncenasuncle 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Real talk nobody seems to understand that slavery was very prominent in Africa and other parts of the world way before European expansion started it was already a business

  • @jesseg94
    @jesseg94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Lmfao "Oh shit, I'm in too deep!" *Gets crusified*

    • @NoActuallyGo-KCUF-Yourself
      @NoActuallyGo-KCUF-Yourself 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "It was just a prank, bro!"

    • @Aric_EPU
      @Aric_EPU 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@NoActuallyGo-KCUF-Yourself More like just a PLANK.
      Because he was crucified?

    • @Soundeagle3456
      @Soundeagle3456 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Aric_EPU dayum

    • @Aric_EPU
      @Aric_EPU 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Soundeagle3456 Only took a YEAR for someone to reply.

    • @Soundeagle3456
      @Soundeagle3456 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Aric_EPU too bad, not my problem, teehee

  • @leviticuscornwall9631
    @leviticuscornwall9631 3 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    You guys have to react to oversimplified. His videos are short and funny and great for learning about history

    • @DontTrustOurOpinion
      @DontTrustOurOpinion  3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Send that link!!!!

    • @leviticuscornwall9631
      @leviticuscornwall9631 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@DontTrustOurOpinion just look up oversimplified on yt. Do his videos in historic chronological order

    • @snailcage
      @snailcage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@leviticuscornwall9631 Gotta drop the links man lol they always say they need the links.

    • @davidedwards8183
      @davidedwards8183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      th-cam.com/video/_uk_6vfqwTA/w-d-xo.html

    • @johnmorales6281
      @johnmorales6281 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Send the playlist link lol

  • @davidtrocinski871
    @davidtrocinski871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    I really like that you guys are not offended by anything we need more people like that. I have been hanging around for a while

    • @DontTrustOurOpinion
      @DontTrustOurOpinion  3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Respect bro!

    • @KneeJerkReactions13
      @KneeJerkReactions13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Damn ya'll acting the fool around the 13:30 mark. What you believe is just that nothing more. If yo mom's didn't go to church you wouldn't believe either if you didn't have to attend.

    • @cottonhairedaesthetic2005
      @cottonhairedaesthetic2005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Maxwell Long I noticed that too. It's weird.
      Why are you concerned when someone doesn't find something funny? They want to say society got sensitive but if you look at some old movies, them joints is fucking inappropriate now.
      We as a culture of people have unlocked emotional intelligence.

    • @mechanomics2649
      @mechanomics2649 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Maxwell Long Mostly because people want to get away with being ignorant morons and they don't like that they're being called out on a wider scale.

    • @mechanomics2649
      @mechanomics2649 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @derp derpin Absolutely. I find this incredibly frustrating, moreso when you try to explain this to people and they aren't receptive of it.

  • @deathbb703
    @deathbb703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    When you say slavery you have to be more specific since at some point in human history every race has been slaves and been slave owners.

    • @davenunyabusiness4893
      @davenunyabusiness4893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      bUt ChAtTlE sLaVeRy!!!!!
      in all seriousness slavery and imperialism/authoritarianism was situation normal till a small group of WHITE CHRISTIANS IN THE UNITED STATES started an abolition movement changed that...lets just forget it was Arabs and other Africans that sold the slaves to the Europeans in the 1600's on

    • @sabin97
      @sabin97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@davenunyabusiness4893
      actually abolitionist movements already existed in all of america before they caught on in usa.
      and guess what.
      the only people with any power in usa were WHITE CHRISTIANS.....so it's not surprising at all that they were the ones to do it. they were also the slavers in usa.
      do you congratulate an arsonist who then puts out the fire after it has burnt most of the house?

    • @j-prophet4054
      @j-prophet4054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sabin97 Both groups could be white christians. You might not congratulate the arsonist who puts out his own fire, but you can congratulate his cousin who has no association with him. I'm an atheist, so I have not real stake in this argument. However, I think it's important to recognize that generalizing an entire group is bad. Don't get me wrong, there is PLENTY wrong with the religion and the white race has done a lot of evil shit. However, there can still be people from those groups that have good intentions and actually do good.

    • @seanmatthewking
      @seanmatthewking 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Americans referring to “slavery” is obviously American slavery. Unless there are reasons to presume otherwise. Context clues, people.

  • @mitchzurbrigg2403
    @mitchzurbrigg2403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Lmfao "if Jesus came back he'd have the most clout in the world " lmfaoooo

  • @kn0bhe4d
    @kn0bhe4d 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    6:43 "If white Americans came from Europe, then why are there Europeans still?" That's how stupid the question is.

    • @trymex9168
      @trymex9168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That’s not a good analogy, I see the point you was trying to make though. But you’re comparing migration to evolution, you just can’t do that.

    • @cinematiccatastrophe8338
      @cinematiccatastrophe8338 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Also the "humans come from monkeys" is a misconception. Scientists and the theory of evolution do not claim that we came from monkeys but that monkeys and us share a common ancestor.

    • @michael-k.
      @michael-k. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cinematiccatastrophe8338
      Exactly

    • @theshadowfax239
      @theshadowfax239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Please don't take personal the comments of two people who look like they can't pass a middle school science class.

    • @cinematiccatastrophe8338
      @cinematiccatastrophe8338 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@theshadowfax239 I personally don't hold anything against these guys, I merely wished to address the common misconception that many people around the world believe in as well

  • @jackrussell1232
    @jackrussell1232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Also the awesome thing about science is that you don’t have to take it any of it on faith. Every accepted scientific fact has a number of publications on it that detail not just the findings, but also every single step taken to come to the conclusions that they did.

    • @jackrussell1232
      @jackrussell1232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Zsuzsanna Varga I think that faith and the scientific process are mutually exclusive and one cannot be applied to the other, but a person can have both of those thing in their lives. I don't, but what do I know?

    • @DracoGangLive
      @DracoGangLive 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jackrussell1232 wdym? Are you asking if someone can believe in both science and faith, genuinely?

    • @jackrussell1232
      @jackrussell1232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@DracoGangLive I know that they can. What I'm saying is that they are different mechanisms. They don't operate in the same way, but a person can incorporate different mechanisms into their life all at once for sure. The scientific method and faith are mutually exclusive, but that doesn't mean that a person can't live a life that experiences both of them. It just means that one can't be used to benefit the utility of the other.

    • @jackrussell1232
      @jackrussell1232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Dr.S They made a comment in the video about how you have to take evolution on faith and I was pointing out that you don't. I'm not anti religion, I'm just pro science. But go ahead and get angry it's your blood pressure not mine.

    • @jackrussell1232
      @jackrussell1232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Dr.S Actually they publish every step of what they've done so that anyone can reproduce it. That's what scientific journals are. The peer review process and the publication of evidence and experimentation for reproduction and review is designed to cut faith out of the picture and to allow people to create better models in the future. It also puts a massive damper on confirmation bias, which is extremely important. The scientific process also tends to work as evidenced by every single piece of technology that has been developed since the enlightenment. Btw laughing at something that you don't like is a way of masking anger. I don't buy that anything that I've just said is that funny to anyone.

  • @J0ECRAWF15H
    @J0ECRAWF15H 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    lmao. BRUH. with y'alls description of Jesus as just a 'regular dude' y'all NEED to watch Life of Brian. that's BASICALLY the premise of that whole movie... it follows like Jesus's neighbor... who becomes like a psuedo-messiah by accident & then gets crucified. FANTASTIC classic Monty Python movie (the same ppl who made the Knights of the Holy grail- very funny) one of the Beetles even put up 2 million dollars just to see that it got made. when asked why he simply said 'because I wanted to see the movie' -so he essentially paid history's most expensive movie ticket for it way back in the 70s.

  • @MasterOfFudge
    @MasterOfFudge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    6:43 we split off from a common ancestor dawg

  • @link1117
    @link1117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Kev fuckin kills me, low key could be a stand up comedian with his bits.

  • @jz92029
    @jz92029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Hard to believe the science, but God just magically making everyone is super easy to believe lol

    • @musical_lolu4811
      @musical_lolu4811 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nothing is believable. Nothing.

    • @renx81
      @renx81 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They never said they believed in any god, in fact they were trashing Jesus pretty hard.

    • @DracoGangLive
      @DracoGangLive 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@renx81 They do believe in god, they said in other videos
      They weren't even necessarily thrashing jesus, they made jokes, which I thought were pretty funny.

    • @gypsyqueen6773
      @gypsyqueen6773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@renx81 ehm jesus is not god he is god's son he was a messiah but no god there is only one god and all 3 religions believe in the same god judaism, christianity and islam we have the same god and again jesus is not god am christ himself

    • @davenunyabusiness4893
      @davenunyabusiness4893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I never really saw the conflict between God and Science ...its merely discovering his laws

  • @beyonddark
    @beyonddark 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I love watching folks react to this video. Since I'm subscribed to yall cuz yall the shit, this was quite a treat.

    • @DontTrustOurOpinion
      @DontTrustOurOpinion  3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Appreciate you

    • @divyak9980
      @divyak9980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      haha same I've watched way too many people react to this video.

  • @desmondwatson9079
    @desmondwatson9079 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Where’s Adam and Eve!?” 😂

  • @emilyaugust7308
    @emilyaugust7308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    As a Christian I'm not pissed off lmao I love this video and find it hilarious

    • @Insomniac_Hart
      @Insomniac_Hart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      At least you know how your religion was created by man.

    • @pjh1663
      @pjh1663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Insomniac_Hart lol not what they said at all. Atheists need to get a life lmao

    • @savannah115
      @savannah115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Saaaame.

    • @Gibson1961SG
      @Gibson1961SG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@pjh1663 You clearly have trouble following along with the video... Quite clearly humans created every religion that has or will ever exist on this planet. Denoted by the narrator repetitively stating "You could make a religion out of this." whenever he brought up one of the big 4s "prophets." Also when he mentioned the French Revolution (but he was joking that time).

    • @pjh1663
      @pjh1663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Gibson1961SG Dude it's his opinion. I've heard those opinions my entire life. I believe they and you are wrong but I dont get butt hurt that you believe differently. The OP said they weren't pissed off and loved the video. The first reply takes what OP said wildly out of context as a shot at their beliefs. For what?? Why do atheists do this? Santa and the tooth fairy get a pass from you guys but not Jesus? Lmao wtf?

  • @Silvia_Arienti
    @Silvia_Arienti 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Most Christians actually accept evolution (and science in general)

  • @necrophiliacin_lace628
    @necrophiliacin_lace628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Yeah, because a space wizard created two people who had all male children started a civilization makes so much more sense, doesn't it?

  • @theredpriest
    @theredpriest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My parents are Christian and believe in evolution. Not ALL Christians denounce evolution. No where in the Bible does it say that evolution isnt possible. If there is such a God, then it'd be very possible for them to allow their creations to evolve.

    • @NoActuallyGo-KCUF-Yourself
      @NoActuallyGo-KCUF-Yourself 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The biggest flaw is that gods are impossible. Deities, as defined by religions, not only don't exist - they _can't_ exist.

    • @theredpriest
      @theredpriest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@NoActuallyGo-KCUF-Yourself The Universe in which we live...the very fact anything exists AT ALL..is remarkable in and of itself. We don't have the ability to denounce anything until we're able to turn it into an actual fact. There's still a lot of mysteries for humanity to unravel. Higher level dimensional beings, like gods, maybe one of them. In fact, lots of physics theories purpose the idea of such beings.

  • @snikerz5886
    @snikerz5886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    It's always amusing to me when people who have said themselves that they barely understand science start trying to say the scientists who have devoted their lives to the craft dont know what they are talking about just because "it feels wrong". That shit is how we get literal witch hunts.

  • @roxee57
    @roxee57 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Anybody notice the bit where Ghana is selling slaves to everyone before the Atlantic slave trade started?

  • @reesemalo
    @reesemalo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    There are still other primates because humans simply branched off the evolutionary chain. Imagine a straight line that has some other lines coming off of it (like how a leaf looks). [It was pretty interesting to learn the details about that kind of stuff in Biological Anthropology lol]

    • @tacos394
      @tacos394 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah exactly evolution is branching and not linear ..i.e the tree of life

    • @Meshakhad
      @Meshakhad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Here's one way of thinking about it: if Americans came from Britain, why are there still British people.

    • @mechanomics2649
      @mechanomics2649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Meshakhad How can British people be real if our eyes aren't real?

    • @emmalion1976
      @emmalion1976 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mechanomics2649 but how ca we be real when the universe isn't even real?

    • @seanmatthewking
      @seanmatthewking 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@emmalion1976 But how can the universe be not real when not real isn’t real? 🧐

  • @stolasamon-seere5319
    @stolasamon-seere5319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It was a Christian that figured out evolution. He believed evolution to be the mechanism of God's creation of life. Facts.

    • @0816M3RC
      @0816M3RC 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And he was upset that his fellow Christians didn't like him for it..

    • @stolasamon-seere5319
      @stolasamon-seere5319 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@0816M3RC The Gospel of Judas. You'll thank me if you read it.

    • @seanmatthewking
      @seanmatthewking 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Charles Darwin and Alfred Russel Wallace are the ones who figured it out. They are the ones who figured out natural selection and explained how it works using evidence. I don’t know about Wallace, but Darwin started out Christian and was reluctant to give up his beliefs, but ultimately still did.
      Many people before conceived of some idea of evolution before, but they only had vague partial understandings.
      But many great scientists were Christians. That’s called compartmentalizing.

    • @stolasamon-seere5319
      @stolasamon-seere5319 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@seanmatthewking I love it when somebody comes and elaborates upon that which I've already spoken. It gives me hope. I'm sure you can tell by my name where my stance is.

  • @halflifeger4179
    @halflifeger4179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Title: This Is The FUNNIEST History Lesson EVER
    Them watching it: 😐😐

  • @Strider91
    @Strider91 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "So they made the steam powder. . . ." So ya, you pretty much got the bulk of it brother!

  • @anglerfish61
    @anglerfish61 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Actually Orang Oetangs just entered into the Stone Age if that answers your question. They are still evolving we just evolved faster. And we actually gave primates classes like sign language or basic calculus (sorry if spelled wrong Im not native English) and they're pretty good at it too. ;)

  • @respectfullyrazerian2154
    @respectfullyrazerian2154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "If we came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys."
    Science community: "Bruh, If there's pork chops why do some people eat hot dogs? why do people die of hunger?"

  • @JRez17
    @JRez17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Jesus got the most clout in the world right now” 😂 that statement alone got me 💀

  • @Christobanistan
    @Christobanistan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Why are there still monkies?"
    Because only some of the common ancestor apes evolved into humans, others forked off in other directions, including some into monkeys.
    This is like when the English and other Europeans migrated to the new world. Most of them didn't, they stayed behind.

    • @Tyndaal604
      @Tyndaal604 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also before the stone age, you'd have to imagine common ancestor hominids fighting over territories with apes, not many things win fights with apes lmao.

  • @Mazzini11
    @Mazzini11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Imagine basing your entire world-historical understanding around Jesus. LOL

    • @tacos394
      @tacos394 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol right

  • @0870dawn
    @0870dawn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Imagine if this would be shown in every high school? Kids would be so engaged to learn more about history and science.

    • @johnfisher1006
      @johnfisher1006 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol kids never like to learn shitt

    • @0870dawn
      @0870dawn 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@johnfisher1006, are you speaking for yourself?....or all children?

    • @CunnyRape
      @CunnyRape 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Videos like these don't teach much, it lacks too much depth.

  • @NoActuallyGo-KCUF-Yourself
    @NoActuallyGo-KCUF-Yourself 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    25:10 - 26:25
    The _real_ education.
    (For real, though, that was the best freestyle I've heard in a while.)

  • @KestralWolfe
    @KestralWolfe 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your summary of this presentation (starting at 25:10) is spot on. That's exactly right!
    Haha, love this video, and I'm glad I found y'all. Happy to be a new subscriber, and looking forward to more fun stuff!

  • @ibtgb2
    @ibtgb2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dude, you guys are hilarious. The sum up at the end
    “we already geniuses”
    “yeah, we already knew all this, so he just kinda recapping” 😂

  • @VerchielxKanda
    @VerchielxKanda 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you for reacting to this!! X3

  • @AdamIsNotHere
    @AdamIsNotHere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how this is stupid, funny, and educational at the same time.

  • @mjs9718
    @mjs9718 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    How tf is it easier to believe that some dude in the sky snapped his fingers and made humans rather than that humans evolved from monkeys

  • @Kameab1213
    @Kameab1213 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That's a joke. Columbus thought he found Japan but it was actually Cuba lol

  • @Christobanistan
    @Christobanistan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1) Some fish became amphibians
    2) Some amphibians became reptiles, others became mammals
    3) Some reptiles became dinosaurs
    4) The dinos all died except for the small ones, who survived and became birds.
    5) Some mammals became our ape-like ancestors
    6) *Some* of those ape-like ancestors became humans, though many human sub-species developed and were eventually subsumed back into homo sapiens, or died out along the way.
    7) Only human-sapiens survived, mainly due to social skills,
    8) In the brutal perhistoric world lasting about 200K years, a feedback loop started where only the smartest homo sapiens got to reproduce, making us smarter and smarter until ~6-8000 years ago we started to form communities.

  • @ACU_misfit
    @ACU_misfit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Yo, this is the content i like to puff to. More likethis

  • @xXscreamingkoalaXx
    @xXscreamingkoalaXx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Boys, start by looking up "speciation" on wikipedia. You shouldnt say things "dont make sense" if you haven't looked at the science.

  • @whossryan_
    @whossryan_ ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The 12 tribes of Israel is technically the start of Christianity through judaism .the book of genisis and allat was before Buddhism

  • @pseudoname9229
    @pseudoname9229 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Love the vids! Don’t hold back with any reactions, say what u want to

  • @rubenserrano1580
    @rubenserrano1580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    yall should watch the egg by kurzgesagt. such a mind twisting video

  • @tomgraham3612
    @tomgraham3612 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    We were amazed at this video a few years ago when it first appeared. Nowhere can we find that much comprehensive information jammed in 19 minutes. If you are conversant on everything discussed here, you have a pretty fine education in science, social science, history, economics, civics, and so on.

  • @gollumandeowyn
    @gollumandeowyn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "What seems more likely? That the laws of nature were temporarily suspended, multiple times over to your benefit, and also in a way that you approve of.... OR.... that a Jewish minx lied about having sex in Bronze Age Palestine?" -Christopher Hitchens

  • @michaelfrey7621
    @michaelfrey7621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Great vid, Keep up the good work kings 🙏🏼

  • @junipersr
    @junipersr 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Every few months I check for someone reacting to this video, this reaction is great! I love this video!

  • @chops5853
    @chops5853 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    There’s still monkeys because they are related to other primates (human beings included) but they branched off in a deferent direction. Think of them as our distant cousins

  • @bigdreamertone
    @bigdreamertone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I learned more from this video then I ever had in science AND history class

  • @corrinekeene1210
    @corrinekeene1210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “ we’re geniuses”😭*laughs and logs off*😂😂

  • @theprofiteer7636
    @theprofiteer7636 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    dude the rant around the 25-26 min mark killed me, that was amazing! :'D

  • @6gunbeaufordiii514
    @6gunbeaufordiii514 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    25:17 i laughed my ass off as soon as you started with "....so, umm, the proton..." and just got funnier from there. You were watching for like 15 min straight without pausing then went in on the proton after all that other sh!t lmao

  • @brian554xx
    @brian554xx 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    If you wonder "Why are there still monkeys?" think like this:
    Lots of Americans descended from Europeans, Africans, and Asians. So why are there still Europeans, Africans, and Asians? Because those groups didn't all die when their cousins moved out.

  • @majikmikey
    @majikmikey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Cambodian steam powder whish is how Lincoln got shot..." I need to hang with you guys... :)

  • @ripplesofcalamity4508
    @ripplesofcalamity4508 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    My new favorite youtubers bro. At least y'all come completely honest with it. Alot of people really be trusting what they hear on youtube

  • @RobFMDetroit
    @RobFMDetroit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That whole riff at the end was fucking genius 😂😂😂

  • @didi_mega_dudu
    @didi_mega_dudu 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    hard to believe anything you didn't invest even 5 minutes in researching on google, since you slept through it in school

  • @jvp1utube
    @jvp1utube 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You guys have a great stand up comedy bit about Jesus being some random stoner and got in too deep and ended up crucified! Lmao

  • @Gnomojo
    @Gnomojo 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You made me laugh so hard. “Christians be hating this video. “WHERES ADAM AND EVE!?l””

  • @bobkilla430
    @bobkilla430 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Evolution is like how languages... evolves. The german language is still here and the Germanic languages that would eventually form the english we are talking today. (Simplified)

  • @Christobanistan
    @Christobanistan 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for the summary. I was a bit lost.

  • @kid_doonski
    @kid_doonski 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ayyyy I suggested this. I probably wasn't the reason why this video was made but still Im pretty happy.

  • @jonathanrussell594
    @jonathanrussell594 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "earth is the hood of the universe.." what a quote.

  • @blattmeister
    @blattmeister 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I mean, if you think about it, it’s way crazier to believe that some magic man in the sky started making and creating things out of nothing than it is to believe that one thing evolved into something else over a long period of time

  • @michaelnemo7629
    @michaelnemo7629 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    We did not come from monkeys. Us and monkeys came from a common ancestor.

  • @rnbicalho
    @rnbicalho 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was confused, but when you guys explain at end, it became clear to me thx

  • @J0ECRAWF15H
    @J0ECRAWF15H 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    a logical progression after finding out how small you are in the universe, find out how big you are in the universe (know your history)

  • @SherriLyle80s
    @SherriLyle80s 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    There are a TON of Eons videos you should react to. They try to break down sciencey stuff in layman terms.

  • @hd150
    @hd150 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    bruh theres a movie called life of brian where jesus deadass a regular guy who was claimed to be the chosen on by accident lol

  • @NeutralGloomBot
    @NeutralGloomBot 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Every time I see the title of this video I secretly hope that it might be Mel Brook's History of the World part 1 lol

  • @charlottedrolet9000
    @charlottedrolet9000 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hell Naw! 🤣🤣🤣☠ "I'm in too deep"! Yo, this dude crazy!🤣🤣🤣

  • @johnvaughan8239
    @johnvaughan8239 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    When it comes to evolution, human beings aren’t descended from monkeys, chimpanzees, orangutans or any other extant primate. Rather, all of the current primate species are descended from a common ancestor that has long been extinct. And the fact that a more advanced species and a more primitive species can be descended from the same species and both still exist is due to survival of the fittest. Species evolve based on their surroundings and environment, with the traits that provide advantages in a given environment becoming dominant because the individual organisms possessing those advantageous traits tend to live longer and reproduce more often, passing those traits on to their offspring until eventually the only organisms left of that species in the given area possess the advantageous trait/traits. Another group of individuals from the same species, who start out the exact same as the group I just wrote about, may move off to a different environment with different surroundings and the traits that provide survival advantages in this new environment may be completely different than the last example. So, very gradually, through natural selection, the individuals possessing these traits survive longer and reproduce more often until most or all of the individual organisms of the species, living in the same, given environment share those advantageous traits, which differ from those of the first group, living in a different environment. So now you have two distinct and different species that both evolved from the same ancestor. Even though humans are more advanced than monkeys, monkeys are still better suited to live in their environment, in forests and tree tops, than we ever could be.

  • @Jdb74985
    @Jdb74985 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love y'alls version of the video 😂 perfect summary of it all 👌 👏 🤣

  • @mitchzurbrigg2403
    @mitchzurbrigg2403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Me and my boys love tokin and watching your videos keep goin bruhs

  • @christianpackard8674
    @christianpackard8674 ปีที่แล้ว

    I know this is two years ago, and things may have changed in your journey for knowledge, but saying "i wonder when he's going to bring up slavery", is just an insane statement to me. Slavery was happening the whole time this entire video. Ever since tribes started waring over eachother have their been slaves. Its only until countries started buying them, that "slavery" became a more popular term. But for all of history people have been enslaved, whether that be french,german,russian,chinese,japanese,americans,africans,arabians. Its always black and white with most americans. Theres so much more to it, but hopefully after these 2 years you guys have learned that its not only black people who were enslaved.

  • @jaicecramer7181
    @jaicecramer7181 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    There’s still monkeys because we didn’t evolved from monkeys we just have a common ancestor with them meaning at some point in time we’ve branched off from the same ancestor that’s why we still have monkeys

  • @daedaeearley6266
    @daedaeearley6266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Did they say Columbus was smoking crack?!

  • @jontastic
    @jontastic 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You guys make me smile, and laugh a lot.

  • @logan-pe4rm
    @logan-pe4rm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    y’all should react to his first video like this “History of Japan” it’s shorter

  • @pattiharvey1787
    @pattiharvey1787 ปีที่แล้ว

    If history was taught in this format in schools we'd have smarter young people coming out of them by now.

  • @iGTi
    @iGTi 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This dude just said "my nigga Jesus"

  • @Alderak1
    @Alderak1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    There are still animals that record the bridge between swimming aquatic life and walking land animals. Lungfish are an example of fish that also have limited abilities to breath outside of water, and travel in it. Lungfish fins are less suited for propelling it through water than most fish, but are stronger than normal fins, they are used to help the fish crawl in shallow water, between shallow, tidal pools, or in areas congested with vegetation, aquatic or otherwise. Lungfish bear resemblance to amphibians. Frogs and toads grow from swimming tadpoles, of course.
    These types animals would be found in tidal flats, estuaries, lagoons, swamps, coastal river environments, deltas, or shallow seas.
    For much of earth’s history, the ocean consisted or shallow, “epeiric” seas surrounding island archipelagoes.

  • @lxcreed4507
    @lxcreed4507 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How did u both miss the Jesus joke lol

  • @AM-ij4mv
    @AM-ij4mv 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    It’s hard to believe I’m watching y’all on something small and portable and it projects images

  • @Jchillin757
    @Jchillin757 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was watching this last time before you put it in private and it just cut off. What was up with that? Haha

  • @3boltsxd543
    @3boltsxd543 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fucks with this channel so much. Truly one of a kind!

  • @Aridity
    @Aridity 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    bruh "earth is the hood of the universe" WTF DAMN

  • @alex666493
    @alex666493 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    you guys should watch Monty Python's the life of Brian
    it's a hilarious take on messiahs
    Jessus in in too

  • @scaryunicorn363
    @scaryunicorn363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What if Germany won WW2 by alternate history🔥😭

  • @naolucillerandom5280
    @naolucillerandom5280 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just a friendly reminder that chickens are former T-Rex.

    • @seanmatthewking
      @seanmatthewking 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Basically still T-Rex to bugs lol

  • @DK-fh4kv
    @DK-fh4kv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    LOL We christians believe in evolution, it was hinted in the bible.

  • @EpicMRPancake
    @EpicMRPancake 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Amsterdam saw 'em Cambodians wilin' out with they steam powder and told 'em 'We don't get down like that!'
    Yeah that's the gist of it 🤣🤣

  • @Melissairv
    @Melissairv 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    It’s so wild bc I haven’t left my house but I swear someone slipped me acid

  • @CutThroatJuggalo
    @CutThroatJuggalo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    There is legitimately 0 historical evidence for the existence of Jesus. Lol